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    82 KB Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:31 No.15672017  
    >Be cargo tech
    >Decide to commandeer the mail room as there's already two other Cargo techs in the bay
    >Concentrate on being the best damn disposals delivery specialist I can be
    >Nobody wants anything delivered
    >Some assistant suddenly runs in (How did he get access?)
    >Stungloves me
    >Pushes me onto disposals conveyor
    >My prone body slides through the mail room plastic flaps and gets wedged against the delivery pipe
    >Can't stand up
    >Suddenly start suffocating because the goddamn delivery pipe cycled and started sucking air
    >Killed by delivery system

    This game man, this game.. I give it all my love and it just griffs me
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:33 No.15672046
    The greatest image ever.

    I used to love stungloves back when I played. There wasn't a round I went without them. Saved my ass countless times, and were useful for scaring off thieves too.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:36 No.15672075
    That has to be one of the best pictures ever for ss13.

    And yeah, the station will griff you at every opportunity dude, I've died to a TOILET before.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:40 No.15672116
    >Get off shuttle
    >Lights broken
    >Blood stains
    >say "; Anyone there?"
    >No reply
    >Clown sprints at me from out of nowhere
    >Robusts me hard with a fire extinguisher because goddamn I'm the least robust person ever
    >Flings me out airlock

    Best round ever
    >> Farseer TL:DR !!Q79R4DTM9gj 07/22/11(Fri)19:40 No.15672124
    I keep hearing about this game. It's brutal unforginving learning curve, the senseless constant dying, ridiculous situations. So of course I want to play, how can I get started?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:42 No.15672145

    Prepare yourself.
    >> Farseer TL:DR !!Q79R4DTM9gj 07/22/11(Fri)19:44 No.15672179
    Thanks much
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:45 No.15672187
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    Just another day aboard space station 13
    >> Malflorr !qoI5RvmRWk 07/22/11(Fri)19:46 No.15672196
    I once murdered a clown with a mop because he wouldn't stop honking. Shit was lulzy, he walked by, slipped in a wet patch and then oh noes! I was upon him with a mop! I was then buttraped by a shapeshifter who took the clowns form after.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:47 No.15672205
    Feel free to ask any questions in here, new players are very welcome and i've got nothing better to do..
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:49 No.15672225
    One thing I've never understood:

    Why are all the fire extinguishers filled with water? Is that really the best idea on a bloody space station full of electrical equipment and prone to chemical fires?

    The very least that could be done is to let the chemist fill extinguishers with foam. If this gives rise to extinguishers filled with polytrinic acid, I see no problem with that.

    I guess you could make it so only foaming agent goes into an extinguisher, if you're a fag.


    Aren't toilets in tiny, one square closets and don't they work by de-pressurizing the room to suck everything out? I honestly don't see how you could use one without suffocating or being sucked into space.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:51 No.15672237
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    >Be librarian
    >Billiums of copies of the lusty xeno maid
    >Present a public reading of the book in the theatre
    >Most of the crew turns up and listens to me read it out loud

    While I was reading it singulos got loose.
    Totally worth it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:52 No.15672250
    >I honestly don't see how you could use one without suffocating or being sucked into space.

    One would assume that is related to how he died
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:54 No.15672261
    These types of things are exactly why I love this game. It gives me that warm feeling of bemused confusion that I can only ever get while playing Paranoia.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:56 No.15672271
    >Why are all the fire extinguishers filled with water?

    There's a simple solution for all questions about retarded things on the station : Nanotransen
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:57 No.15672279
    What is this?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:57 No.15672280

    My meaning was: There is literally no way to use the toilet without putting yourself at risk and almost zero point to using one. I mean at best you can flush some evidence there in a pinch but really, what's the point other than realism?

    If syndicates could climb into the station via the toilets, that would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:58 No.15672291
    >playing detective

    >random ass assistant stungloves me. Nearby security nabs him.

    >back up

    >assistant #2 stungloves security

    >I blow the assistant away Lethal Weapon style

    >assitant #1 is loose

    >say fuck it and shoot em dead too

    >such is life on SS13
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:58 No.15672294
    >inb4 turdburglers
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)19:59 No.15672299
    I was in the changing room and some chemist injected me with sleepy shit, a powerful dose I think.
    He dragged me to the nearby toilets and left me there, according to OOC he thought it'd be a safe place for a sleeping person to wait out the effects...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:00 No.15672305
    Suffocation by toilet... what a shitty way to die.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:00 No.15672311
    And then flushed?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:01 No.15672317
    Toilets auto-flush, he probably threw the needle in...
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 07/22/11(Fri)20:03 No.15672332
    SS13 can be either awesome or frustrating as fuck. Or both.

    >Be HoP and traitor
    >Goal: Kill the mime and escape alive.
    >Within minutes, the mime tries to break into the EVA and hits the officers who tries to restrain him over the head
    >Me, seeing this opportunity to get rid of him this early on the round, orders all the officers to apprehend him
    >After fucking 20 minutes of him running around and officers accusing me of attacking the mime (I did), I finally manage to break his skull with a toolbox.
    >I drag him to the chapel in order to massdriver his body away, but the chaplain follows me and wants to clone him
    >I consider shooting the chaplain, but that would certainly reveal me as a traitor. But, as if even Space Jesus wants me to succed, an ion storm or some such breaks all the lights in the chaplain and I can shoot the dead mime out of the massdriver without the chaplain seeing anything.
    >I then spent the rest of the round trying to release the singulo, die from radiation poisoning, cloned and then throwing a tele beacon into a locker and wield it just in time for a guy to be trapped inside.
    >I escape on the shuttle, smug as fuck.

    Probably my best round as a traitor ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:03 No.15672337
    In firefighting, "foam" is a combination of soap and water. Spraying a can of liquid soap mixture on a fire will be as effective as throwing a bar of soap at the fire. It will not extinguish the fire, it will only release toxic chemicals. Foam works by covering the fire (class A or B, ie solid or liquid-fueled fire) with foam and smothering it. It doesn't work if foam is used in conjunction with another team shooting only water; their water will blow the foam away.

    Electrical fires (class C) are often handled with CO2, or a fixed fire suppressant system involving airlocks and huge immobile bottles of CO2. These displace oxygen, but do not cool the area, and so days often pass letting the heat die down before re-entering the space.

    Failing that, "dry chem" fire extinguishers exist that can put out solid, liquid, and electrical fires. Because they work on A, B, and C fires, they are considered versatile, except for the fact if used on C fires they will irreversibly destroy whatever electrical components they were used on.

    Class D fires are metal fires where the burning metal releases its own oxygen. These can burn on the bottom of the ocean floor, but happily are not too germane to your post.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:04 No.15672342
    >Alien round
    >Alien Engineer
    >'Ok guys, which way to the station'
    >Float in space
    >No station
    >Float for hours
    >Find abandoned Russian space station
    >Keep floating
    >Find abandoned diner
    >Keep floating
    >Find the syndicate base
    >Keep floating
    >Finally find the mining base
    >Skull gets bashed in by a miner with a pick

    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:11 No.15672390
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    I have never played this game and after seeing that goddamn clown I'm certain I never want to.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:13 No.15672410
    SS13 probably has one of the smallest player bases in the world. I have no idea why I love it either... its just so... bad

    Anyone ever just tried running a station and going full roleplay? Without the game modes? Its fun, and I've been on a few servers that did this. Its so damn hard just to keep the station operational, that you don't even need traitors and syndicate to make it a good game. However every time I've played on one of these servers it gets griefed out of existance...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:14 No.15672413
    Imagine a bunch of people from /tg/ on their own "Plasma research spacestation" in various roles from station engineer to head of security to captain and virologist.
    Now imagine someone is a clown.
    His only task is to clown around.

    Sometimes, when the power is out, half the station is exposed to space, the radios are all quiet and you're crawling through a blood strewn maintenance tunnel while your personal emergency air supply is running low.. when you hear that distant HONK of the clown horn.. you just want to put a screwdriver through your head to make it quick.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:16 No.15672428
    /tg/ station is considering putting "Extended mode" into their standard game rotation. Extended mode is all out roleplay mode and frankly I can't wait.

    Currently it's request only.
    >> Super Aggro Crag !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/22/11(Fri)20:17 No.15672437
    >geneticist is bitch all round
    >Refuses to clone people
    >calls everyone retards
    >Eventually gets hulk powers
    >starts bragging, calling herself a god and calling everyone else a subhuman
    >Get superacid from chemist
    >walk into genetics
    >ask for help getting gloves with her hulk powers
    >She screams at me and calls me retarded and threatens me
    >splash acid in her face
    >She screams
    >falls on the ground writhing, her face melted and the damage sapping her super strength
    >Escape on the shuttle perfectly fine.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:19 No.15672448
    Harsh but delicious considering refusing to clone is a dick move
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:20 No.15672462
    This game sounds brutal.

    I just downloaded it. Now I'm going to join a game without anyprior knowledge of how to play it and hope for the best.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:20 No.15672469
    That's the spirit!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:20 No.15672471

    No seriously. You can do that.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:21 No.15672473
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:22 No.15672492
    >First time syndicate
    >Some real bro's are the other syndis
    >We spend about 10 minutes planning, and teaching me and another guy how to use the equipment. It fucking feels like a real mission briefing.
    >Plan is for me and another newb to run interference. Create havok, impersonate people, murder, hack things, anything.
    >Everyone else will be stealthing and trying to infiltrate properly.
    >We set out on mission, Literally a second into our space walk, meteor strike happens. One guy is gibbed by a rock, and two others hit critical
    >Just me, the other newb and one vet left, we manage to drag one of the critical guys to the stations gang planks.
    >The station is so fucked by the meteors we sneak in easy. The crit guy gets stabilized and we make a new plan. Full security replacement, get the cards, the equipment, all of it.
    >It goes down perfectly, before long we're running the rebuilding of the station.
    >We lock the captain in his bedroom, and kill him. Then we activate the nuke.
    >All four of us escape like heroes

    Best round EVER
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:23 No.15672498
    I once took a team of all the engineers to the Russian station. I hear it didn't go so well for SS13.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:24 No.15672506
    >they will irreversibly destroy whatever electrical components they were used on.

    See this would be perfect in SS13. The chemist whips up a batch of dry chem extinguishers and now you have a powerful fire fighting tool that also sabotages the station. Make it one use but it clears a 4x4 area of flames.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:25 No.15672521
    The derelict is surprisingly easy to get up and running actually, so long as you stick to the least damaged areas. The Solars for example don't need ANYTHING FIXING, just tinker with the APC, flick everything on and set the solars computer going, instant power.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:26 No.15672524
    >Ripleys are giant robotic suits
    >Humans pop out of them
    >Therefore Ripleys give birth to humans
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:27 No.15672527
    Nice, it's great when a round goes amazingly, even if I always get robusted.

    Seriously, there should be, like, combat training or something, I have no idea how to defend myself and i've been playing for like 6 months.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:28 No.15672544
    how did it go for you? Those zombies are NOT friendly
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:28 No.15672553
    They're also mostly useless and roboticists all just dick around doing nothing all day anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:28 No.15672555
    >he's not robust
    I often have to subdue patients who absolutely refuse treatment by taking them to critical. I do this by killing the fuck out of them with thrown floor tiles.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:29 No.15672558
    >Playing game
    >Suddenly there are lizard people
    > find them ERPing
    >Tell the AI there are nonhumans on board the ship and they should be dealt with
    >Admins are all LIZARD PEOPLE ARE HUMANS
    > Never play again

    Fucking forcing your fetish onto others is shitty thing to do you faggots
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:29 No.15672561
    Go to the wiki.
    Practice in-game.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:30 No.15672579
    Same guy. Made my first character; a clown named John Galt.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:30 No.15672581

    Well I do think you have to replace some of the wire connections on top of repairing the APCs. I know you can get the AI chamber repowered but I don't think there's an upload in there. The real challenge with the derelict is restoring an atmosphere, you have to seal the station off from space then send over a bunch of air cannisters to make an environment.

    Still, it's interesting to look at what was destroyed completely on the derelict. From what I recall atmos and toxins are totally devastated and security is fucked up as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:31 No.15672585
    robust someone before you get robusted. That is all.

    Seriously, I just get the razor blade, and if someone looks at me funny, I fucking shank their face off, and say they came at me first. Even if they don't believe me, doing time in the brig is better than being jettisoned into space with not suit.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:32 No.15672597
    We lost only one to zombies. Then twe got hit by a meteor storm and lost all but me and one other. I suffocated and he was killed by a floating space clown with a toolbox.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:34 No.15672620
    The difficulty with the clown is learning how to be a complete bastard WITHOUT griffan people
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:34 No.15672622
    Ah... Faired better than my last trip. Space tomato. Enough said.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:36 No.15672645
    >Doing my job
    >Suddenly notice through my window that there's a small patch of glowshrooms in the hallway
    >Time to robust the botanist
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:37 No.15672664
    True. I remember having a very rage inducing clown once, no greifan but still made me rage.

    >'Where are all the multi tools?'
    >'I think I saw the clown ramming them into the garbage disposal'
    >Run down to the disposal
    >Watch as most of the useful tools in the station are crushed and jettisoned into space
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:39 No.15672691
    I don't get why people freak out over glowshrooms, someone care to explain?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:40 No.15672701

    Mega lags the server.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:41 No.15672712
    What do you expect from the Soviets? They build things to work.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:41 No.15672718
    >Be botanist
    >Minding own business, growing synth meat for chef
    >Someone unlocks my door
    >'I'm taking your chainsaw'
    >Other botanist tries to stop him, gets mauled by chainsaw
    >I stand quietly in the corner while the Unknown chops down all my crops and grows weed. Then he demands I look after the weed while he's gone
    >When he comes back, one of them is on yellow, and he beats me unconcious.
    >I wake up naked and find a note that reads 'MY BITCH' lying on top of me.
    >I sob, and go and have a shower
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:43 No.15672729

    I had a round once, as roboticist, where the clown kept breaking into my office demanding the circular saw even as I was using it. Going so far as to rob me of other items to try and trade them back for it and ignoring me when I told him to use the autolathe.

    Eventually he attacked me with a fire extinguisher, which I knew he would try eventually and had prepared for with stungloves. Stunned him, stripped him and flushed him down the disposal naked.

    Naturally he comes back throwing a shit-fit, getting the captain and the HoS involved while being pissy and meta complaining I shouldn't have stungloves for my job. He said that when he klocked me with the Fire-ex he was only trying to knock me out and that it was a far lesser crime than stunning. Turns out the captain had given him the fucking nuke disk to protect and I had inadvertently stole it when I flushed him naked. Thankfully the captain wasn't retarded, worked out what happened (I had witnesses to the clown's ass-hattery) and let me off with a warning.

    Needless to say the clown came back for revenge, spent a few minutes at my door threatening me until the power went out and he bust in with a crowbar. I had had enough of his shit by then so I stunned him and started bashing his brains in with the same Fire-ex he used on me, I only stopped because an admin asked me to. Apparently he had spent most the round bitching about me to them but they never had a reason to bust me until I tried to kill him.

    So yeah, clowns need to know there's more to the job than "free reign to do bullshit and every one has to sit there and take it".
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:45 No.15672762
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    >Be assistant
    >Looking for work
    >Mail man asks if I want to go on a magical ride
    >Obviously say yes
    >He wraps me in a locker and delivers it to botany via disposals chute
    >Botanist opens it
    >Instantly knocks me out
    >When I wake up I'm naked handcuffed to a chair with some naked dead woman on the floor in that tiny back room of his
    >"Oh god I don't want to die!"
    >He whips me with nettles to crit then dumps me back in the disposals
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:49 No.15672807
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:51 No.15672832
    aaaaand now I'm hard
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)20:56 No.15672898
    >Be assistant
    >no idea what to do
    >find bar, sit there get drunk and talk shit with security guard and barman
    >security guy leaves
    >sometime later the station starts falling apart, try to get to evac, too drunk to get there quickly
    >slightly more sober barman drags me there, through crazy cyborgs, trigger happy security and rioters
    >evac dock blows up just as we reach it killing everyone
    Hell of a guy that barman
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:00 No.15672920
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:04 No.15672961
    >medical officer
    >suddenly lights go out
    >you can hear someone talking
    >get chucked out of airlock into space
    Just another day on Space Station 13
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:04 No.15672962
    >playing barman

    >detective comes by gets drunk

    >security comes by gets drunker

    >clown comes by, stuns both of them, takes all of my vodka and runs off

    >start drinking
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:04 No.15672963
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    No, this is Patrick.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:06 No.15672986
    I've had some great rounds with awesome barmen. Mainly me as a lawyer, bored, so we started a party. As the station turned to shit, we prepared ourselves, then filled a locker with booze and dragged it to the emergency shuttle and proceeded to distribute alchohol once again.
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    >died due to a clever welded locker/teleport trap
    >ghosting around doing ghost stuff
    >watch as someone releases the singularity and plant a beacon near arrivals
    >singularity cuts a swath of destruction though the station and eats half of the arrival shuttle before eating the beacon
    >watch as 5 people spawn in the arrival shuttle only to be gibbed by the singularity just hanging around arrivals
    This game man, this game
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:09 No.15673009
    >be medical doctor
    >steal battery from dead patient
    >charge latex gloves
    >report to any security disturbances
    >heal erryone, stun'n'sedate anyone who tries to stop me
    >all security hates me for this practice
    >such is life
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:14 No.15673052
    rolled 4, 5 = 9

    >Come on /tg/
    >See picture I made in OP's post
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:14 No.15673055
    >I am an assistant
    >turns out it's a rev round
    >wander around being helpless
    >security gets bombed, looted
    >help myself to a taser and a flash that the revs missed
    >see someone want into Robotics
    >go into nearby maintenance tunnel
    >hear flash
    >walk out, at the edge of my vision I can see the guy on the ground
    >someone walks out
    >aw shit, rev head, maybe I should try to robust him
    >see the Warden
    >"Hey warden, I think that guy just flashed someone"
    >warden takes out energy gun
    >starts hitting me, tases me and beats me to death
    >moments later the rev head kills the warden
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:14 No.15673057
    Wow. I'm going to have to do that now...
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/22/11(Fri)21:15 No.15673067
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    Ive kept it under my hat for a while now, so others wouldnt do it but fuck it!

    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:16 No.15673076
    I'll try not to abuse it too much...it is truly genius...

    Hasn't security ever noticed/stopped you?
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    Griff says: DEAL WITH IT
    >> Super Aggro Crag !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/22/11(Fri)21:19 No.15673103
    pinku is a genius
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:19 No.15673107
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    >implying any security player lurking on this thread will not be meta as fuck and strip search the lawyer all the time now or just not let him into the brig at all because of this
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/22/11(Fri)21:20 No.15673110
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    only got to try it once on the large scale, Ive done it on a small scale before for a client, Security never figured out how he escaped.

    Also in Each cell I put a piece of paper with this one it.

    >In the klink, Call Pink
    >Salvation lies within.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:20 No.15673117
    What features do people think should be added in? I feel there should be more personality for careers...like how on the goonstation servers the chef is swedish...

    I find little things like that make it more...interesting.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:21 No.15673124
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    >My fucking face when I thought that SS13 was a made up game inside joke like Pressure is on /v/

    I feel so stupid. Downloading asap.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:22 No.15673131
    Wait, Seriously?

    That's pretty fuckin' funny.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:22 No.15673132

    Shawshank Redemption?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:23 No.15673154
    >Be errorage
    >Remove solar panel code because people don't know how to correctly use the solars
    >Simplify the solars to such a degree that they may as well no longer exist when the old bugs could all be worked around anyway

    And this after the whole glove business?
    Why does he even have commit permission still?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:24 No.15673156
    Goonstation fire extinguishers can be filled with other stuff.

    Foam for fighting fires.
    Water for fighting fires and making people slip.
    Welding fuel for making fires worse.
    >> Super Aggro Crag !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/22/11(Fri)21:25 No.15673169
    gay sex
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:25 No.15673176
    >like Pressure is on /v/
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/22/11(Fri)21:25 No.15673179
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    Thats where I got the idea, just think if Andy had Stungloves and Sunglasses.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:30 No.15673222
    We have plenty of those. Don't tell anyone, but "Dreadlocks and Doorknobs" doesn't actually exist. Nor does "Bear Wars 3ed" or "Kitchen of Darkness."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:32 No.15673238

    But Science: The Hypothesis does, right?

    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:32 No.15673239
    But Dungeons the Dragoning, that one certainly DOES exist. Trust me, I've seen it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 07/22/11(Fri)21:34 No.15673250
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    u mad
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:35 No.15673255
    That kind of thing is really down to the individual player. This isn't TF2.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:37 No.15673272
    The chef usually gets toolboxed if he tries to communicate by talking. You better have a god damn pad of paper for all the notes you'll be writing.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:37 No.15673276
    Of course it does, it even has its own 1d4chan page.

    The Army Men game does/doesn't, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:38 No.15673279
    >Download game
    >Don't know how to play
    >Be clown, run around stabbing people in the chest with a pen
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:38 No.15673280
    Isn't he the same faggot that removed gloves from engineer's starting equipment?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:40 No.15673293

    Super Acid? Isn't that just Poly Acid?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:41 No.15673302
    No games exist. This entire board is an elaborate joke by Moot.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:41 No.15673303
    >first time playing
    >security, walking around getting a feel for it
    >lag, whatever
    >Go through a door without knowing whats on the other side
    How do I respawn?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 07/22/11(Fri)21:43 No.15673318
    Look up flouroantimoc acid acid on wikipedia.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:44 No.15673325
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    I wish for a Financial Overseer.

    With a shotgun.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:46 No.15673334
    >cyborg walks by

    >another cyborg

    >third cyborg

    >machinist with a roundsaw




    >Follow Captain

    >Wizard follows me

    >I was in a conga line

    Such is life in Soviet SS13
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:46 No.15673336
    >Late join round
    >What. The. Fuck.
    >Get to the canteen. Nice food EVERYWHERE.
    >Captain is screaming over the intercom for everyone get to Arrivals to greet the executives.
    >Some asshat grabs food from the canteen and eats it.
    >Aforementioned asshat is killed by acid.
    >We scan the food.
    >It's all fucking full of acid, WHELP.
    >Throw it all out, Chef starts again.
    >Executives arrive, want morning prayer at the chapel.
    >We escort them to the chapel, wary that someone wants them dead.
    >Chapel was bombed previously, Engineers patch it up in mere minutes.
    >By the time the execs finish praying the food has been swapped out.
    >Execs enjoying their salmon.
    >Everything is going well.
    >Space Station 13.
    >Someone runs up and throws an acid grenade at the execs.
    >Screaming everywhere, about 7 injured people with 2 faces between them.
    >Start dragging them to medical/cloning.
    >Execs die.
    >Clone the Execs.
    >Execs are not amused.
    >Death Squad is dispatched.
    >The whole crew rallies together to tool up and take on the Death Squad.
    >Massive shootout at Arrivals.
    >Things looking bad for the crew.
    >Huge bomb goes off killing every single Death Squad member.

    In the next round, admins ran it as Syndicate Station 13 seeing as we'd killed the Nanotransen executives. It was glorious.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:46 No.15673338
    >First time hearing of this.
    >Sounds fucking great.
    >Fuck help file, I can figure this shit out.
    >Wander aimlessly for hours not knowing what is happening.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:48 No.15673358

    Those Syndicate bastards didn't know who they were stealing from.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:54 No.15673408
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    "That's right. You and your friends are dead!"
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:56 No.15673421
    >be mime
    >begin to set up a "secret" hideout in the unused office
    >when I'm finally done, I begin the process of writing "SECRET HIDEOUT" right outside the "secret" entrance
    >Bro assistant shows up and cheers me on
    >the second I finish the janitor pops out of nowhere and tosses a cleaning grenade on the whole thing
    >shrug it off, and simply do it over
    >Janitor shows up again, throwing yet another cleaning grenade on my hard work
    >You motherfucking janitor...
    >do it a third time only to have the janitor troll me once more, sealing his fate
    >"Janitor, by hell or high water, your mop will be mine! I will silently robust the ever loving shit out of you until you give!
    >For the rest of the round me and the bro assistant did nothing but scheme to steal a mop.
    >eventually accidentally kill both myself and the janitor by accidentally shocking the door to his closet
    >He gets borged
    >I end the round as an MMI in some doctor's pocket

    Yet another day on Spess Station 13...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:58 No.15673442

    Fuck that, William Fichtner is the new job in SS13. When you're him, you're a bank manager, an Air Colonel, and a Delta Force Sergeant all at once.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)21:59 No.15673451
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    Don't worry. You're doing it right.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:01 No.15673469
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    Nothing would make me want to get back into SS13 more.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:01 No.15673473
    Question; how does one turn off a fire alarm?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:02 No.15673485
    Click on the fire alarm, and hit "reset alarm"

    It usually won't stay off for long, so make a fuckin' break for it while you can!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:04 No.15673502
    But what if he goes up against clowns?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:08 No.15673535
    He's out for revenge. What, you think he got beat by a clown once and didn't learn anything from it?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:12 No.15673568
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    >that feel when you connect to the sever, and they just so happen to be between rounds.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:13 No.15673583
    you don't respawn, wait for the next round

    also don't play security as a totally new player
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:16 No.15673596
    >Cult Round
    >I'm the Clown... and a Cultist.
    >Oh shit yes.
    >Spend the first 20 minutes at the bar getting shitfaced, throwing drinks at the captain and swearing at everyone.
    >People start to completely ignore the harmless, drunken clown.
    >Station just gets chipped away.
    >People missing.
    >Paranoid department heads.
    >Captain, HoS, CMO are moving to the Bridge with all the guns they can carry.
    >Hungover clown just tags along.
    >CMO doesn't trust me, HoS (who I previously supplied with Space Drugs) vouches for me.
    >I end up inside their defensive perimeter as the cultists arrive and start trying to get in.
    >I wait for it...
    >And wait for it...
    >As soon as the window breaks I disarm the HoS and stun him.
    >Stun the CMO, who is torn apart by the Cultist horde.
    >Captain gets overrun in seconds.
    >HoS is still stunned, away from the fighting
    >He stammers: "NNOO CLLOWWWN... NNOOTTT YYOUOU TTOOO?!!!?"
    >I walk over to the dead CMO and take his syringe full of acid.
    >Walk over to the stunned HoS.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:20 No.15673618
    Can someone please explain how to install this game on linux, if it's even possible? I've tried a couple times myself, with no luck. I've got WINE and the linux byond client.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 07/22/11(Fri)22:23 No.15673631
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    completely relevant
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:29 No.15673667
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    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:30 No.15673676
    As Spencer Leightman I wish I knew this
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:37 No.15673711
    Mandatory video
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 07/22/11(Fri)22:42 No.15673752
    That's fucking great.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)22:47 No.15673807
    this audio clip gets played on the goonstation rarely, but it's fuckin gold
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/22/11(Fri)22:51 No.15673835
    I have it in .ogg for Pinkstation too.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)23:45 No.15674195
    >Join the game again, I've tried it before but always quit.
    >Be assistant, have no idea how the station is built.
    > Accidentally run into a million doors I can't open.
    >Get tazed and interrogated by Captain.
    >Almost get shot before I remember how to talk and am able to convince him it's my 'first day'.
    >Spend the rest of the time chilling at the escape area drinking all the Dr. Gibbs.

    Ok it was pretty fun. Roleplaying my way out of getting shot dead was pretty intense.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/11(Fri)23:47 No.15674213
    >playing clown
    >find wounded guy on ground
    >"Will you save me clown?"
    >takes to airlock
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)00:22 No.15674460
    >playing detective
    >incompentent scientist lets loose an adult metroid
    >shooting it does not help
    >fuck, its attached to me
    >run out the airlock with metroid, saves many lives
    >captain sends the whole station to find my corpse, claiming i was "the hero this station deserves"
    >no one can drag a god damd body off the old station, fuck
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)01:02 No.15674705
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)01:13 No.15674792
    >first time playing be assistant
    >derp around for a bit generally having no idea what to do
    >guy walks up to me and starts following me
    >wft man but what ever keep walking in circles
    >he is geneticist and starts jabbing me with stuff
    >black out and wake up as monkey in genetics lab
    >find crowbar and plot my revenge
    >he comeback and i hit him with the crow bar
    >Black out again
    >die in air less room

    >> Lord Castellan Ursarkar E Creed 07/23/11(Sat)01:29 No.15674932
    >Be admin
    >Sneak into QM
    >Start handing the Cargo Techs some gear, starting with cigars
    >Escalate more and more, have him reinforce QM
    >Radio has station going to shit around us, cult suspected
    >toss the Cargo Tech Powered armor
    >QMtopia has begun
    >Begin building more shit, extend out, have a mech bay built
    >People trying to break in
    >Stun and slap the shit out of them, tossing them out
    >R-Wall everything up
    >Make a break for it in mechs
    >Manage to just make it.
    >Cult round, QM only part unconverted
    The comments from the ghost gallery were great, assistant and cargo tech, guy had no clue I was an admin for a while.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)06:51 No.15676848
    You're not an admin, you're a fucking BADmin if you abuse your powers during normal play.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)06:56 No.15676868
    Agreed. Badmins abuse their powers. Admins play like normal people.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)06:59 No.15676882
    anyone know the /tg/ space station?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)06:59 No.15676883
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 07/23/11(Sat)07:22 No.15676970
    Does anyone remember the Darth Vader round?
    The Empire invaded SS13 and Vader himself recruited people. In the end, some guy bitched about, gasp, Vader being hard to kill! Pretty fun round though.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)07:30 No.15677008
    A lot of the talk in this thread seems like it's from /tg/ station, including the link at the top
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)08:05 No.15677184
    >playing as a doctor
    >someone radios for help, shits gone down in chaple
    >grab my box and run over, find 2 corpses and one guy who is on the brink of death.
    >whack the guy in the mobile med bay
    >run back to medical station and put him in cryo
    >when he gets out, fully healed. 'woah..what happened?'
    >I saved you bro
    >'T-thanks, really. Thank you.'


    Doc profession is best profession. When the shit hits the fan, people dying everywhere from a radiation storm. Fighting to save lives, keep people breathing. It's tense but great. Also...when a janitor does his job and cleans the poop and sick up at the med bay, he's the real hero.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)08:24 No.15677276
    Janitors that do their Jobs are the best Janitors...true bros
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)08:26 No.15677288
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    >Be Atmospheric Technician
    >Don't know what I'm doing
    >Everything is A-OK

    I must be good at this
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)08:50 No.15677416
    Atmos tech is one of those strange jobs, it's so horrendously complicated that somehow most of atmosia takes care of itself just fine but it's also one of the jobs where if you're good and really know what you can do you can be the hero the station deserves or you can crush it in your iron grip, seriously.

    When I play atmos tech I'm a good guy and I tell you what, I am the bane of malf AI's everywhere.

    Tell you what really pisses me off though, those fucking shutters on atmosia now, some other atmos tech will ALWAYS drop them and then just sit in there forever doing nothing at all.
    "Hurr durr i'm keeping atmosia safe" No you fucking retard you're stopping good atmos techs from doing their fucking jobs and completely fucking over any late join atmos techs. If someone wants to get in and fuck shit up your little goddamn shutters aren't going to stop them for more than 10 seconds, all it does is make life shit for the other techs.

    I wish they'd remove them fucking shutters because every round is:

    >Some atmos tech puts his internals on
    >Floods atmos with N20
    >Drops the shutters
    >Never comes out ever

    That's it, that's what they think the job is now. I've actually died because some retard did that whilst I was in there but before I had my internals on and he just left me to suffocate on the floor.
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 07/23/11(Sat)08:57 No.15677444
    Step one
    put on internals
    Step two
    Robust all other atmostechs
    Step three
    be the hero the station deserves
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)09:12 No.15677506
    what can atmos do to malf ai?
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 07/23/11(Sat)09:18 No.15677540
    A common rogue AI tactic is to remove oxygen or just plain ol' pump in plasma. Atmos can stop that dead cold.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)09:22 No.15677558
    Is it possible to kill AI by superheating the server room?
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 07/23/11(Sat)09:30 No.15677592
    You know, that's a damn good question. Like, really damn good. Someone needs to try that shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)09:31 No.15677597
    I seem to have got it running, using wine and the vc6 libraries.
    Just install the windows version and run "winetricks vcrun6". I might have some other libraries from previous shenanigans, but googling should work.
    Note that I haven't actually gotten to play yet, as I'm still downloading the tg data
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)09:40 No.15677629

    Nah, the AI is stored in it's core, the server room contains the R+D server.

    Also, the AI is immune to heat.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)09:45 No.15677647
    Is there some way to pull a houdini and get out of handcuffs?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:06 No.15677737
    You mean the round where Unghai, or however it is you spell his fucking name, insta-gibbed everyone he saw, and revived himself each time we DID manage to kill him?

    Would've been fun had he not been gibbing people on sight.
    >> ╬▒lpharius 07/23/11(Sat)10:06 No.15677740
    >Havn't played in over a year
    >Decide to have a look at the new map, it can't be that diff...


    On the plus side, the new layout does seem rather awesome.

    But why is command no longer accessible from space? For Shame. No more bombing the bridge as syndicate...
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:07 No.15677742
    Spam resist like a mohterfucker.

    Other than that, you've also got freedom implants, but those kind of suck.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:25 No.15677859
    >Radiation storm
    >Blind on the solars
    >Nobody comes to help me
    >Stumble around as my air runs out

    Space station 13!
    >> the bard !p2hVMt4vEs 07/23/11(Sat)10:34 No.15677914

    Yeah, handcuffs are currently broken as fuck.
    Can't count the amount of times i've been a syndi with something like "Steal magboots"
    Walk into EVA cause the door is wide open and out of fucking nowhere some jackass decetive slaps cuffs on me.
    Drags me to brig and has full clearance?
    Turns out it's the hos.
    Cells me with no timer and stripped and tied to bed.
    Get out of bed, get out of cuffs, no radio, seemingly forgotten, admins ignoring me.
    Start breaking out with shoes.
    20 mins later asshat returns with 1 window down.
    Re-cuffed re-bedded.
    Get out of bed again, cell flashed and re-bedded.

    For walking into EVA.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:37 No.15677933
    That's why I play as lawyer, it's great fun representing people in situations like those...
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:42 No.15677965
    Having only visited /tg/ a handful of times i find this thread absolutely bizarre. It sounds so fucking fun though.
    I read this entire thread and I can't stop laughing at this particular post. Thanks for introducing me to this.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:49 No.15678018
    >be chaplain
    >pray to thor
    >receive Mjolnir
    >give to humble security guard
    No idea what happened afterwards but it was probably something bad
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:51 No.15678035
    >start first game
    >pick security
    >walk out of room knowing nothing
    >eventiually end up walking out into space
    >land on strange planet dead
    >am ghost
    >no idea what to do now and cant find a way back
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:52 No.15678041
    Spin chairs.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:55 No.15678064
    i havent found any yet whats the command for it?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:58 No.15678069
    >playing clown
    >doing normal clown things
    >suddenly, radiation storm
    >get hulk powers out of fucking nowhere
    >play the rest of the round as CLOWN SMASH!, breaking into everything imaginable and generally wrecking shit

    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)10:58 No.15678073
    on the object tab, when you're standing next to or over a chair, there should be a "rotate chair" button.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)11:00 No.15678083
    I though you could just click the chair whilst next to it...
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)11:12 No.15678137
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    So how do you play a Roboticist? I have absolutely no idea what to do.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)11:14 No.15678147

    On that subject, does anyone have an image of the new map?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)11:17 No.15678164
    >having a rink in the bar, chatting a bit -HOLY SHIT XENO OUTBREAK
    >captain orders us to seal off security and use it as an HQ for dealing with the XENOS
    >gather supplies like a boss
    >weld shit shut like a boss
    >smash chestbursters with a crowbar like a FUCKIN' BOSS
    >some douchebag janitor keeps attacking people and running off, flushing tools and supplies, cutting open doors
    >does this all round, captain says we can't afford to hunt him down because of xenos
    >he keeps attacking me in security, get tired of his shit
    >knock him down, start to cave his skull in with a toolbox
    >captain stuns me and drags me out into the hall
    >get eaten by a xeno

    Just another day on SS13, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)11:31 No.15678229
    >Kill the lawyer for using a smilie
    >Banned for 4 days
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)11:38 No.15678268
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:02 No.15678389
    It's quite out of date that actually.

    I'd love to see a collection of up to date maps of ALL THE Z-LEVELS, that would be amazing.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:06 No.15678415
    I've learnt the current layout...but after checking the map, you're right...it is out of date.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:15 No.15678472
    In atmos, what are those little chambers in space with cannisters in them? Are they full of gas? If so how come gas doesn't escape through the walls made of grill?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:32 No.15678592
    They're gas tanks...but the walls aren't grills I beleive...and even if they were, the tanks aren't open.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:36 No.15678620
    The room is completely full of gas and so is the tank. The walls are grills on top of reinforced walls.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:36 No.15678627
    How does on even access those rooms..I...I just don't get anything to do with Atmosia...
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:44 No.15678683
    You don't access them, they are connected to the gas filtration and distribution loops.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)12:49 No.15678714
    Atmosia takes pure gasses from those little rooms, mixes them together in a certain way to greate breathable air and pumps it out around the station.

    Filters and syphons around the station suck gasses back in and transport it to atmosia where it is filtered out into it's component parts and all pumped back into the correct "room" ready to start the process anew.

    Obviously the act of breathing/etc reduces amounts of some gasses available while increasing others so atmosia CANNOT run forever, it simply cannot, you would have to eventually introduce fresh O2 into the system to make up for breathing. Fortunately for us breathing is such an absolutely minuscule effect that I believe it could run for days before any problems arose, considering the average round is lucky to last an hour I don't think it's an issue.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)13:04 No.15678835
    Convince the AI that clowns aren't human if they piss you off. You know that you did a good job when the AI purges the station of oxygen just to kill the clowns.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)13:11 No.15678888
    That's either some GOD-LIKE convincing or a shitty AI player
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)13:18 No.15678945
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)14:21 No.15679404
    >Be chemist
    >Get robusted for not making space lube
    >Make space lube
    >Get robusted for making space lube
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)14:27 No.15679449
    Such is life in SS13
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)14:30 No.15679479
    Is this Pink's servers address:

    I've been there but there is no one there.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)14:32 No.15679492
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    The only other station I play on that isn't /tg/ station
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)14:38 No.15679541
    My first trip into space:
    >get off shuttle
    >wake-up in medbay
    >healed full
    >step outside straight into plasma fire
    >wake up in robot body
    >get sucked out of airlock
    >drift endlessly through space

    Also, what the fuck is with the lag?! Is it just me?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)14:38 No.15679542
    It's mostly a practice server, so don't expect to see lots of people there. They do normal rounds if they get enough players but mostly it's just a place to go to fuck around and/or learn how to play. Which is useful when "learning how to play" can be lethal for you and others if you try it in the main station.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)15:10 No.15679800
    >Goonstation regular
    >Clown removed
    >Never play ss13 again

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    >get killed by rev/cultists when they could have just converted me
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)16:31 No.15680572
    >lag every step
    >can't get shit done
    >bash aliens to death with toolbox
    >such is et cetera
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:11 No.15680901
    >Singularity is loose
    >Shuttle docks
    >airlocks won't open
    >manage to grab extra air tank
    > Everyone gets on the shuttle, I get knocked down
    >The leave me in the open airlock
    >launched into space
    Just another day on SS13
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:27 No.15681022
    goonstation is shitstation
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:49 No.15681214
    >New player
    >Ask for help
    >Get send to a wiki starter guide
    >Finish reading it and walk around for awhile
    >Run into some guy
    >Tasers me a billion times and then shoots me.
    >Wake up in space
    >Admin who was helping me wants to know what happened
    >He wants to revive me and I ask him not to do anything special for me.
    >Respawns me anyway
    >Drift through space for awhile
    >Eventually die
    >Spend the rest of the round dead in space

    Such is life on space station 13
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:51 No.15681229
    Why is it that so many servers have rules against griefing when there is an entire class (clown) meant for it?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:53 No.15681248

    On every server you will get trollergriefed to the max, no way around it. But somehow a group of people will magically blend this fact out or are really, really lucky and never get griefed at all.

    And the funny thing is, the clown is the least of your worries when it comes to griefing.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:57 No.15681288
    Hey, complete newbie on Pinkstation, quick question:

    I'm trying to put a monkey corpse into the cloning machine so I can practise my geneticist, but how do I actually put the monkey in the thing? I can't find how to do it.

    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:57 No.15681289

    Every time.

    And they say it never happens.

    >be assistant
    >start in the starter area
    >step outside
    >lights out
    >no air
    >gibs and rabble everywhere
    >go back into the starter area and hide in a locker
    >snort my nose, get a snack and something to drink
    >where the fuck is my character
    >screen is at the body-burner-room of the chaplain
    >what the fuck did just happen?

    Minimum wage jobs suck.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:58 No.15681296

    Wait, Pink re-opened her server?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)17:58 No.15681298
    rolled 6 = 6

    Posting this in another thread.

    >playing as assistant
    >find handcuffs lying on ground, pick them up
    >enter hallway with only one other guy inside
    >activate fire alarm, doors shut
    >beat him unconscious with oxygen tank and handcuff him
    >beat guy a little more, restart fire alarm
    >several people enter, including a security officer
    >I tell him that the unconscious guy hit the alarm and assaulted me
    >Security drags guy to cells
    >Get congratulated by some guy for handling the situation so well

    Being the griefer is the most fun.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:00 No.15681315
    Well, it's the one posted earlier in the thread. Pinkstation 13, for use to get a feel for the game.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:02 No.15681333
    Oh god the tg station wiki and forum lags so hard
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:09 No.15681382
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    any one have something to bring up to me?

    suggestions, complaints, personal unban appeals?

    couple projects underway to try and reduce lag
    >> SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/23/11(Sat)18:11 No.15681401
    >Be named "An Old Man
    >Have gray hair, balding, and beard
    >Run around with e-crossbow screaming "I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS" because I didn't want to be sec, I wanted to be barman.
    >get caught
    >ALL OF SEC surrounds me in brig
    >HoS wants to beat me to death
    >Sec stands up for me and says "he's just an old man, let him go with a tracking implant"
    >HoS relents because the rest of sec is threatening to kill him if he harms a handcuffed old man lying on a bed
    >Get demoted to assistant
    >Wander around station coughing and complaining about constipation
    >Roboticist turns me into a borg so I have a new body that isn't old
    >Go to bar to dispense beer for crewmen
    >Eaten by singulo that formed in RD
    >Just another day on SS13
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:15 No.15681421
    Decrease the recharge time for cyborgs. I'm reading this thread with /tg/ station in the background as my borg charges. I don't like being forced to sit out of the game for 10 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:21 No.15681491
    rolled 2 = 2

    >be security
    >abuse power
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:23 No.15681502
    Oh fuck man, I was the chaplain. Vader made me his apprentice.
    Got robusted by two guys eventually.
    >> SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/23/11(Sat)18:24 No.15681518
    i thought you were permabanned
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:26 No.15681543
    I was on that server, it was you killing those people! I trusted you. Fucking janitors.

    Just another etc.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:26 No.15681548
    >spawn as a clown
    >Aw damn, the one job I didn't want today
    >pray to the great spess gods to ease my clowning burden, that I might do something better with my time
    >get an admin PM in response
    >"Wanna do something fun?"
    >get teleported to the pirate radio satalite
    >"I'm going to spawn a spell book. You are to take only the mind swap spell, got it, clown?"
    >proceed to go on a pan-brain clowning adventure across spess, watching the confused and horrified crew scurry around as they try and figure out what happened to their bodies.

    Best round ever.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 07/23/11(Sat)18:26 No.15681549

    Ah, I remember that game. It was earlier today, no?

    [spoiler]I planted a beacon in the chaplains officer[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:28 No.15681564
    Stupid ass tripper.
    >> SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/23/11(Sat)18:28 No.15681565
    That was an earlier round. as a janitor I spent the entire time hiding in a locker because I heard the borgs were rogue.

    Yeah. I find you can get off of crimes if you play either an old man, or a japanese schoolgirl.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 07/23/11(Sat)18:35 No.15681637

    Sorry, I'm having a hard time adjusting to /tg/'s rather conservative format.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:42 No.15681717
    Was thinking up some special costumes that give the wearer powers.
    Shocker: Shocker costume from spiderman basically permacharged stun gloves but if you get wet you get shocked to death

    Batman: Gas bombs, grappling hook (can pull you 5 squares or stun and drag one person), armor, and the suit gives a gas mask for poisons and the like

    Scarecrow- cause people to gain mental illness with a touch.

    Dr.Doom- Lightning and a few magic spells with armor also flight for space travel.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:52 No.15681810
    Make Joker costume for griefers.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)18:58 No.15681889
    Already made its called a clown suit.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:06 No.15681972
    I've got an idea that would improve the game, Remove Erro's commit access.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:19 No.15682111
    >pre-station layout change
    >be QM
    >fortify the office so that the AI has no hold over our domain
    >Security Officers occasionally try to weasel their way in to arrest us, Captain and Head of Security always backhand them
    >become bros 4 life with all of the Heads, as well as Engineers and Medical/Science Personnel
    >suddenly, warpholes
    >Clown somehow ends up in the QM office, as well as three alium eggs
    >stunglove the Clown, make a makeshift room around the eggs, lock the clown inside
    >summon up Wizard costumes
    >an Assistant blasts his way into the QM, punched to death by a posse of wizards
    >the Assistant had a bomb, it detonates, freeing the Alium and killing my two other Wizard/QM companions
    >I Fire Extinguisher my way out of deep space, back onto the station
    >limp into the New Arrivals shuttle
    >the Alium followed me, attacks
    >I beat it to death with the Fire Extinguisher
    >Singularity is now loose
    >it destroys the Escape Shuttle hallway
    >one of the Engineers finds me, patches me up as much as he can and gives me a space suit
    >all of the Heads are dead, the Engineer was the only Engineer left
    >two Security, one Doctor, one Geneticist frantically trying to keep order and revive everyone
    >Escape Shuttle arrives, everyone flies into space and hopes for the best
    >corpses are plastered all over the Shuttle's walls, humans and Alium alike
    >some of the unluckier people were lost to the void
    >me and Engineer get onto the shuttle, fly off the safety
    >a Scientist was hiding in a stasis pod the entire time, fire extinguishered his way onto the ship
    >bomb detonates, we're all dead

    I had a lot of fun with the game back in the day. Is afraidofshadows' server still the only one? How's Pink's server?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:24 No.15682166
    >Tales of a Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back; SS13 Edition

    That could be a round type. Darth Vader would be take the rev head role, get some kind of verb that lets him choke, push and pull people around from a distance, and starts off with an E-Sword.

    Good idea? Yes? No? Kill this man?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:27 No.15682191
    Vader could just be a guy who starts with a special costume and telekinesis
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:28 No.15682203
    I haven't played in awhile...
    ...where the hell is QM office now? I saw that map posted above and I dont see it anymore.`
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:29 No.15682216
    QM office now is different to even the map posted above, it is located directly below the cargo bay though.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:30 No.15682217

    I quit around the time the drink mixer was added. I'm not entirely sure the Quartermaster even exists anymore, actually.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:31 No.15682231
    That would be sad. I know in the goonserver they put that economy in and the QM was becoming some usurious mob type... dunno if they still havethe economy

    Also, http://tgstation13.pretentiousfool.com/ appears to be down?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:33 No.15682253
    I swear it was up 30 mins ago, server is responding to connect requests though so at least we can play.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:42 No.15682322
    complete noob here, was trying to mess around on the pink server couldn't get off the arrival shuttle....
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:43 No.15682340
    Pink's server is a new player, "test" server, and also the place most of /tg/ server's players go when /tg/ station crashes.

    Now, I'd like to explain what I mean when I say "test". Say you have an idea for a new chemical grenade that's too dangerous to test on /tg/ station without getting a bad. Instead, come test your new invention on Pink's server.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:46 No.15682366
    Doors should open when you walk into them or run at them. Failing that, clicking on a door next to you with an empty hand should open it.

    Basic reasons for it not opening:

    It's broken.
    It's bolted locked.
    You don't have access permission.
    It isn't powered.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:53 No.15682438
    Armored chaplain robes, gas mask, black gloves, jackboots, telekineses and an energy sword, done.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:56 No.15682454
    >be geneticist
    >suddenly wormholes
    >end up trapped in derelict station fine on air if a bit cold
    >wormhole appears
    >jump in to get off derelict
    >end up inside a wall near the bar
    >engineer was kind enough to cut me out of wall

    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:58 No.15682470
    Hilarious wormhole stories?

    >Wormholes everywhere
    >"Fuck it, lets see where it goes"
    >Jump in
    >Pop out in bomb test area
    >Bomb flies in like five seconds later

    Best adventure.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)19:58 No.15682472
    Are those really terrible mods still in charge and favoring their inner circlejerk over doing any actual moderation?

    Is that one guy still developing the game even thought most of the people said that what he was doing was stupid and awful?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:01 No.15682492
    The mods aren't TOO bad most of the time on /tg/ station but yeah, there is a little "Friend of a mod so I get away with shit" going on.

    Errorage (I'm assuming you mean the bastard that changed the gloves and about a million other things that nobody wanted changed) is still around and still up to his bullshit. Unfortunately he's a member of the group mentioned above so he's basically immune to everything and the big names all stick up for him.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:02 No.15682499
    Damnit. I used to really like this game, too. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:06 No.15682532
    Yeah, I know what you mean, I can deal with getting griffed all day long but what some of these guys get upto just takes all the fun out of it.

    If that fucker just.. I don't know.. ASKED before committing changes that'd be something, it's like he thinks it's HIS game and we're all just squatters or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:09 No.15682554
    install the software
    start the game
    don't know how to do anything
    the wiki is down
    the forums are down
    people ignore me in ooc
    go back to league of legends
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:09 No.15682559
    Is it wrong that I only play on goon servers to grief and murder other players?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:13 No.15682592
    What sort of things did he change?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:17 No.15682630
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    I understand the emotions you are experiencing, comrade.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:19 No.15682649
    One thing ALWAYS holds true about ANYTHING 4chan-related:

    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:21 No.15682657

    Look for any updates by "baloh". It will probably be faster to just check the ones with really low negative scores.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:33 No.15682762
    Nope. In fact you should feel good.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:35 No.15682780
    I don't see anything that bad. Mostly just some random harmless changes.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:44 No.15682880
    Errorage, get out of the thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:44 No.15682881
    rolled 61 = 61

    What are the best servers to join?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:46 No.15682890
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    goonstation mods are shit, I was banned from ALL servers because a mod thought he could extort me for money via paypal. I showed the bloody logs to the other admins, and they DEFENDED him. Mentally, I screamed,"NO GAME IS WORTH THIS!"

    /tg/station mods are better, but are by no account saints. They favor their friends, but at least try make sure everyone else is having fun.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:47 No.15682896
    >implying I'm Errorage
    Maybe you out to actually tell some examples of shitty changes he's made instead of just giving me as list of every single change ever, half of which are pixel changes?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:47 No.15682900
    What do i have to do if i want to troll the station with Air support, Plasma, Toxins, or as an electrician?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:48 No.15682907

    Errorage, your new name is Autistblunder
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:54 No.15682951
    >still doesn't supply examples of shitty changes
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)20:57 No.15682979
    >doesn't hate a person when given no reason to hate him
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:01 No.15683004
    seems like the erro supporters are arriving, Enjoy living on space station errorage.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:07 No.15683060


    How about actually stating some specific examples of shit done by him , instead of going "derpa durr hes teh suck and anyone who disagrees is him"?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:08 No.15683078
    Aww someone's butthurt that people don't agree his opinion of a person!
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:09 No.15683087
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    >goonstation mods are shit, I was banned from ALL servers because a mod thought he could extort me for money via paypal. I showed the bloody logs to the other admins, and they DEFENDED him
    >all my...
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:11 No.15683109
    If the whole fucking gloves mess and him flat-out refusing to change it back and then saying "I have a reason for this change but I don't feel like anyone needs to know it yet" isn't enough then the thousand other little pointless things he's done without any warning should be.

    Including fucking castrating the solar panel system because HE thought it was broken when it actually just had a couple of bugs that were easily worked around.

    He acts like he's so fucking holier-than-thou and he's got this core group of people who just blindly agree with everything he does. The same people who supported the glove bullshit are the same people who thought what he did to the solars was a good choice. It's a fucking joke man.

    It may not affect you but if anyone likes playing as engineer and actually PLAYING instead of just dicking around then he's just killing it.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:22 No.15683188
    Relatively new player here. I keep hearing about this but don't know the details. What exactly happened with the gloves?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:28 No.15683253
    It's a long story but basically, a malf AI is going to elecrify the doors, as many doors as possible.

    And this makes them completely impassable for anyone without a bomb or some insulated gloves.

    And error suddenly one day removed 50% of the gloves from the station AND made it so engineers don't spawn with them, which completely fucks over latejoining engineers because all the AI has to do is electrify the shuttle doors and lol forever as no new players can get into the station and half of them will accidentally insta-die trying to open the doors.

    And despite overwhelming cries to change it back he just ignored everyone, refused to give a reason for the change and generally acted like a complete prick.

    Yes, we KNOW the QM can order more gloves, wonderful. Lets just hope nobody destroys the ordering compu...oh.. wait, that got destroyed 25 mins ago and the QM was thrown into space. Great.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:30 No.15683272
    You'll not btw that Errorage enjoys playing AI a lot, these gloves were a hindrance to his favourite class so he changed the game for everyone to make it easier for himself.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:37 No.15683345
    Haven't played for a month or so.
    I always play as a Bartender named Sarah Sugoi, my first actions are always to get a schoolgirl outfit, beret, then steal a pAI, make the pAI act like a cat, and then be the best bartender I can be.

    My favorite round was when an Insane man dressed up as Owl-Man and was convinced my pAI was his sidekick. The entire round was me and my bar clientele defending ourselves against his increasingly dangerous attacks to steal my pAI.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:38 No.15683364
    I've seen you, you griff.

    You've griffed over that fucking costume.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)21:39 No.15683372
    Maybe once or twice. Usually I just give the clown my body armor and or shotgun in exchange for it.

    I did kill a mime for the beret once, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)22:21 No.15683821
    This game seems tremendously laggy and not all that great. I guess I kind of want to like it, but eh.

    Back to Dorf Fort for me.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)22:26 No.15683872
    Why in god's name would you give the clown body armor and a shotgun?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)22:28 No.15683897
    It's quite a bit more laggy now than it used to be, due to people actively attempting to get /v/ to overload our servers about a month ago.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)22:29 No.15683907
    You stupid cock, I remember you chasing people around for those fucking cat ears and actually killing people when they would get spaced or burnt or just plain not handed to you. You are a bad person and bad player.
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/23/11(Sat)22:38 No.15683985

    Yep thats my Server Address, I would link you to the sticky in the SS13 Forums for /tg/ where I have more info there. Be sure to read the starting message in green. I'll be online most of the day tomorrow while at work.

    Honestly Im thinking of shutting down. Not enough interest, again. sigh.
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/23/11(Sat)22:41 No.15684026
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    Derp, I meant to say that the /tg/ Station forums are down at the moment. TLE and SoS both helped me set up and maintain the server.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)22:42 No.15684044
    what is robust anyway? i played about 6 months ago but i don't know what it means
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/23/11(Sat)22:45 No.15684065
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    To Robust someone is to kill them.

    To be Robust is to be hard to kill and badass.

    Im going to robust that fucking clown if he slips me one more time.

    Jesus Christ the HoS is robust, did you see him kill those 3 syndicates with just a toolbox.

    Pic is prototype Blue Toolbox Im going to give away for a SS13 Contest. Not sure what kind of Contest Yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)22:45 No.15684070
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    not seen in Pic is a plush welding tool.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)22:56 No.15684198
    As nice as it looks... the question still lingers....

    How robust is it?
    >> Pink_Projectionist 07/23/11(Sat)22:59 No.15684232
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    The exterior is plush, but it has a solid core, it could likely stun a man.

    The Creeper in this Picture is for a MC Contest that is currently being run (MC and SS13 Share the same Server)
    >> Friendly Dwarf !IsG08Mm0.c 07/23/11(Sat)23:14 No.15684383
    baystation server is best server! (bay12)
    >> HerpA !!Xv6OfpC+xV8 07/23/11(Sat)23:24 No.15684458
    He is having his shit slapped by both the admins, coding teams, and the player base.

    He aint no saint, neither am I, however I know well enough to try to find the root cause of a bug before declaring "its broken" and code in something basic.
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)23:30 No.15684490
    Is there a map for this anywhere?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)23:30 No.15684494
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    >Latejoin as engineer
    >Rig suits are missing
    >CE is just derping in his office
    >Don firesuit, go to fix a breach in atmos
    >Nearly die after being sucked into space several times
    >Finally fix the breach, stagger to medbay with dark red health
    >CMO sees me, takes me to chemistry
    >Am fed/injected with what must have been 3 solid pounds of kelotane
    >Hear over the radio that the singularity was never set up
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)23:44 No.15684667
    I clicked the link on tgstation13 but it's been hanging on Launching Game.

    what gives?
    >> Anonymous 07/23/11(Sat)23:45 No.15684679
    also is there any way I can start up a server so I can explore around by myself
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)00:04 No.15684852
    Just played for the first time. For some reason I can't get to the wiki, so I ran around ripping up the floor after trying to steal the shotgun from the bartender. Then I got shot to death and drug through a fire.

    So far, so good.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)00:27 No.15685037
    Downloading this now, and I can't get to the wiki.
    Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)00:36 No.15685093
    Running around stabbing people with a pen and avoid getting arested/killed.

    Then destroy some vital equipment.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)00:39 No.15685118
    Stuck at 'Launching Game'..
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)00:45 No.15685162
    Can someone aid me in my quest to play?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)01:18 No.15685460

    Make sure you have the latest version of BYOND.
    >> Fateweaver !gb5/FUAj2g 07/24/11(Sun)02:24 No.15685984
    >> SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/24/11(Sun)02:26 No.15686002
    hey fatwhiner

    can you unban me from chemist, CMO, and RD?
    >> Fateweaver !gb5/FUAj2g 07/24/11(Sun)02:28 No.15686023
    Nah. You aren't part of the SUPER ADMIN CLUBHOUSE, so you will never get anything you want.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)02:30 No.15686037
    yo fate give me admin i'm a serious rper

    >> SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/24/11(Sun)02:30 No.15686039
    Not even if I say that you're handsome?
    >> Fateweaver !gb5/FUAj2g 07/24/11(Sun)02:35 No.15686069
    I'm actually somewhat confuzzled as to how I've managed to go so long and do so much stupid stuff without getting a single real complaint from any player ever.

    Am I really that popular? Seriously?
    >> SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH 07/24/11(Sun)02:40 No.15686101
    everyones too busy trying to murder jon riker
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)03:04 No.15686272

    That's because Jon Riker is a griefer janitor. Fuck Jon Riker and his mary sue lizard.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)03:50 No.15686513
    >play game
    >unlock every power inside of 20 minutes
    >hand them out to security and heads first, if they'll take the injections
    >they don't
    >announce on radio free powers are now available, since security didn't want theirs
    >clown, mime, janitor, assistants, and traitors appear.
    >Nobody who SHOULD have powers
    >inject them all
    >the most traitorous ones get powers like tkray out of sheer luck
    >station destroyed

    Nobody fucking comes in for injections. Well, they do, but only eeeevil folk. Why do none of you non-criminal folk EVER come in for superpowers? HUH?
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    Because 75% of the time it isn't an injection full of powers, it's an injection full of BLIND DEAF TOURETTES MONKEY. Fuck geneticists, they should just axe the role entirely and give the cloner to Medbay.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)04:27 No.15686710
    >spawn as chemist
    >decide to spice things up by pushing drug
    >fill my back pack with drugs and a syringe box
    >trade some pills and shots all over
    >make a base of operations in the library
    >make a huge deal
    >walk out with a bunch of awesome stuff
    >random borg comes out of nowhere and blasts me to bits with a laser
    >such is the drug underground on SS13
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)04:38 No.15686761
    anyone had problems using GOON Servers plasma mixing room? I swear for the life of me I cannot make bombs using the gas pumps.. Wiki hasn't help.. Whenever I cannot them to the inlet and outlet pumps and open the valves.. nothing happens..
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)04:38 No.15686763
    Every time I see a thread about Space Station 13 I get filled with the urge to boot it up again, but then I remember why I was never able to get into it in the first place:

    The lag. The insurmountable lag. I simply cannot force myself to learn this game when I have to spend 5 minutes lagging around the one square I want to stand on. It's that bad.

    But, apparently Pink's server isn't too crowded, so I'll definitely be giving that a shot sometime soon.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)04:41 No.15686788

    Man that's quick, what's your secret.. I've heard people using unstable and stable mutagen.. is that it?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)04:45 No.15686804
    I USED to do that before they made it not work any more.

    So now I just radiate them. and self-test like a motherfucker. I shotgun the first few groups of blocks just to weed out swathes of disabilities, and then I set the radiation bursts for like six seconds to set the powers up to E.

    because I don't halfass this shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)04:53 No.15686856
    >be Roboticist, beginning of round
    >guy comes in wanting to be borged, can't see why not
    >start building body, andoid comes in asking for battery change, hes beaten as fuck can't change battery
    >finish other guy's body
    >cut off all his arms and legs while he is still alive then borg him
    >he immediately turns into a security bot and lasers me to death
    >spend the rest of the round watching him pretty much single handed kill entire crew
    >AI malf round
    >should have taken the hint with the first borg
    >oh god what did i do
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)05:11 No.15686965
    Was on a goon server from when I was learning the game.

    >Be assistant
    >20 minutes in admin wants volunteers to a maint tunnel.
    >Now a clown, in a clown car, in space, racing the clown indie 500.
    >Dodge aliens mines, aliens, etc
    >Crash clown car, flung out window.
    >Martian explodes my brains.

    Mods need to do more fun shit like this.
    >> Pink Projectionist 07/24/11(Sun)06:50 No.15687522
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    Dat Sexy new clown costume.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)09:56 No.15688351
    >first game
    >random everything
    >random name is "Poo Fuchs"
    >people get mad
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)12:44 No.15689311
    How many people play this game usually?
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)12:45 No.15689318

    I do.
    >> Anonymous 07/24/11(Sun)12:51 No.15689370

    The problem with Admins doing stuff is that it can be pretty hit or miss, and someone will always whine about it no matter what.

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