- chatted with Eldar captive, brainwashed/seduced some more and planned to make her your waifu as part of yet-to-be-fully-realized scheme to convert Eldar to Chaos
- called for war council, formed schemes
- got attacked by Eldar ships
- warpstorm got created and your war council was teleported onto the Eldar flagship
- butchered a bunch of Eldar, captured about a dozen and converted one to Chaos
- encountered the ship’s High Seer and her retinue
- threw a dreadclaw at her, had Ahriman take her to ship
- killed some more Eldar
- encountered elite Eldar force, scared the shit out of them so bad they fled in terror
- had Eldar fleet surrender, raped two Seers
- found the wounded Noddaba, had half your boarding party wiped out by a Wraith-Giant
- fought with Wraith-Giant that you eventually corrupted with warp energies

You start getting off the ground shortly after your fall. You see the Wraith-Giant Asukan laying flat on the shattered floor, it’s massive wraithbone body rumbling occasionally. Khorne’s mark can be seen on it’s wounds, glowing hotter with each second.

Nearby you can see the remaining war council champions coming out of from hiding, the area now safe with Asukan down. The Seers reappear too, the lower half of their robes now wet with piss. You can hear someone screaming near the scorched ground where the Wraith-Giant’s cannon hit. In the corner of the command bridge you can see Noddaba, still in place and still injured.

What now, warmaster?

(rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)

rolled 38 = 38

Demand a fist bump for taking down a fucking WRAITHLORD THE SIZE OF A TITAN all by yourself.

rolled 56 = 56

Do a victory dance.

rolled 64 = 64

>MFW more Abaddon quest
Rolling for thinking of a way to get a huge ass wraith-thing onto your ship.

rolled 96 = 96

Fuck all that shit. Check on Noddaba goddammit the kid is bleeding out and shit.

rolled 62 = 62

>>15735010
Get an apothecary for Nodabba and detail some troops to get the Wraith-Giant back onto the Vengeful Spirit. After that, get some Kill-Teams over here to sweep the ship. Capture what Eldar we can, kill the rest.

rolled 54 = 54

>>15735129
>>15735088
Seconding these.

rolled 33 = 33

make the wraith titan apologise to noddaba

>>15735088
Remembering Noddaba's wounds you immediately head over to the spawn to see how he is doing.

As you approach the creature does not respond. At first you think it may have passed out from blood loss or worse, but then you hear a snore emanate from Noddaba. You can see scabs slowly forming over the thing's wounds.

Then you hear someone speak. "OH MAN ABADDON, THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME." Kharn says as he walks over to you. "YOU JUST TOOK THAN GIANT ELDAR THING LIKE A BOSS. HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO RUN AND JUMP ALONG IT WITH TERMINATOR ARMOUR?"

rolled 92 = 92

>>15735185
Beacause I'm Abaddon Muthafuka!!! (brofist)

rolled 3 = 3

>>15735185
Ask why the fuck he wasn't fighting.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15735185
Brofist with Khârn. "It takes a special kind of badass, broseph."

rolled 40 = 40

>>15735185
HUG KHARN
SLAP HIS ASS
IN A MANLY WAY.

rolled 93 = 93

>>15735216
REROLL.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15735211
>>15735201
Combine these!

>>15735185
"A father can do great feats when their child is in danger" you say as you gentle stroke the cheek of your childs resting form, "Collect the prisoners, bind the seers, and tell Doomrider he can get his pick of the bitches aboard." Look over the Khornate symbols covering the wraith giant, "Looks like war has chosen this vessel, Kharn, I want you to take command of this ship, name it what you want and the like, or appoint on of your other champions at captain it."

rolled 89 = 89

>>15735261
right, forgot the roll.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15735261
rerolling for this

dont want no gay faggotry

rolled 22 = 22

>>15735261
Best speech & no Roll!!

15735216
You walk over to Kharn and give him a manly hug. You then give him a manly ass slap. You looks at you a bit awkwardly before laughing and punching you in the shoulder. You hear servos break as he does.

Meanwhile, you continue to hear screaming from the scorched area of the bridge. You also see the two Seers with blood covering their eyes, falling and tripping as they attempt to walk around.

rolled 43 = 43

>>15735301
NOW we can do this>>15735261

rolled 64 = 64

>>15735301
Gesture your troops to be quiet.
Sneak up on them, then surprise buttsex.
Kharn is allowed to tag team if he wants to.

rolled 6 = 6

time for some celebatory bloody assrape

rolled 68 = 68

>>15735301
This >>15735261
Then check up on that screaming.

rolled 92 = 92

>>15735319
Reroll

rolled 23 = 23

>>15735261

rolled 72 = 72

Find out who the fuck is screaming

rolled 59 = 59

>>15735342
really?

rolled 43 = 43

>>15735261
Tzeentch bless this roll.

rolled 86 = 86

>>15735326

rerollan

KHORNE DOES NOT CARE FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS AS LONG AS IT FLOWS

>>15735359
You're just upset because your faggot speech won't come.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15735319
>>15735261
Both of these

rolled 39 = 39

>>15735301
>>15735301
>You also see the two Seers with blood covering their eyes, falling and tripping as they attempt to walk around.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15735398

Strike them down, and take their souls. Feed them to your spawn,so that he may get used to the taste.

Also look who in the name of Tzeentch is screaming over there.

>>15735342
As you watch the Seers blinded and defenseless a sickening idea crosses your mind once more. You signal for your marines to keep quite.

You then begin moving towards the Seers, the other astartes following. Once close enough, you grab onto the robes of one. "Lord Abaddon? Is that you?!" he asks.

You pull your hand over his mouth and tear off the back of his robes. The other Seer swerves her head around as Kharn sneaks up on her and grabs the Eldar.

"SURPRISE!" he shouts

Both of you remove your codpeices and thrust forward into the Eldar.

----------

Once every marines had a turn, the Seers drop to the have been passed out for the last minute.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15735490

[[And this is how dark eldar actually were made.]]

Take their broken souls and fashion them into a weapon similar to a Terrorfex. You never know when you could use something like that.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15735490
Hijack the ship.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15735490
Wake them up, teech them about how we did this out of our faith for Slaanesh.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15735261
This followed by finding out WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING

>>15735565
Fuck off with your gay ass speech.

rolled 33 = 33

Check on that screaming.

rolled 36 = 36

>>15735546
probably the for the best

rolled 35 = 35

>>15735546

Do this.

Then, put Kharn in command of the corrupted Wraith-Giant and give him the ship.

>>15735546
You decide to wake up the Seers. You start prodding them with Sidnri until they awake. The female immediately jumps up onto ehr feet, the male screams before swinging blindly at the air.

"STOP IT! NO!" he screams. The other merely stands where she is and breathes heavily.

"Why do you treat us in this manner, Abaddon?" she asks.

You begin explaining to her that your previous actions were done to please Slaanesh, one of your mighty gods. The male stops thrashing about and listens as you speak. "What is this Slaanesh?" the girl Eldar asks "Tell me more."

So you begin telling both of them about Slaanesh, how he values life and pleasure above all else. You tell them that those who follow Slaanesh are blessed with ultimate ecstasy.

After a few moments the Seer speaks. "So if I followed this Slaanesh then it would grant me whatever I desired?"

rolled 78 = 78

>>15735689

Nod. "Slaanesh IS they very personification of desire, forged in highest perfection. If you would give yourself unto him, this entire grey, dead world will turn into a bitter-sweet mixture of sound and image - and maybe ice cream, we're no certain about that."

rolled 63 = 63

>>15735689

"Any sensation you desire, whether it be pain or pleasure, as long as you follow him. Pretty sweet deal, huh?"

rolled 11 = 11

>>15735708
This, then tell them about the other three main gods aswell.
Refer to Nurgle as Papa Nurg.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15735708
re-roll for this

rolled 76 = 76

>>15735722
reroll.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15735722

Oh yeah, it would probably be a good idea to inform them of the other Chaos gods. No sense in limiting their exposure, after all.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15735708
>>15735732
>76
>78

Oh for fuck's sake, quit dancing around and give us that blessing already.

Eldar player year:

FUCK YOU.

rolled 19 = 19

I'm gonna roll something high and not state any action just to annoy you guys.

>>15735753
here*

--

FUCK YOU AGAIN.

Hey, OP.
Did I tell you that I love you?
Well, fuck, you're awesome.
That's all, carry on.

>>15735708
You tell the Seer that Slaanesh would give her a perfect world of desire. A lecherous smile appears on her face. "Well then, I'm more than willing to submit to this god."

The other Eldar. "I as well." he says "Glory to Slaanesh!"

You can see Lucius smiling and chuckling lightly at the Eldar. Then another sound, more screaming from the direction of the scorched area.

rolled 66 = 66

>>15735799
Investigate source of screaming.
Tell whoever is screaming to shut up, we're trying to make chaos eldar here.
Possibly kill or convert them.

>>15735812
This is the fourth roll I won this thread.
Holy shit.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15735799

"How the fuck are you SUPPOSED to convert someone to Chaos with all that blasted NOISE?!"

Get to the bridge.

Dude, how retarded are these Eldar.

>>15735870

It's basically before the Fall of the Eldar, thus, you have Prot-Dark Eldar that probably enjoyed the assrape.

rolled 71 = 71

>>15735870

They have no idea how Chaos works at this point.

We're doing them a favor of teaching them instead of just wiping them all out immediately.

>>15735812
Sick of that bloody screaming, you decide to see what the source of it is.

You stride over to the scorched spot of the bridge. There you find a chaos marine, or at least most of one.

The Master of Hounds, the iron warrior who arrived in the dreadclaw, lies on the ground. Nearly half of his body, including his right arm and leg, have been removed. Vaporized by the Wraith-Giant's cannon. His torso is mangled and burned horrible along the right side and his head is seriously fucked up, twisted ceramite melted with burned flesh. The Master of Hounds thrashes around while screaming unintelligibly, still alive although wounded horribly.

You tell teh iron warrior to be quiet. He responded by screaming again and spitting up a loobie.

>>15735881
Yeah, but Slaanesh even didn't exist back then. :/

Or the Chaos Space Marines.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15735908

Well shit, call for some medical attention, then go back to finish dealing with our Chaos Eldar-in-training.

>>15735925
Time travel, bitch.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15735908

Transfer him into a dreadnought, if we stil have any empty one.
If that should not be the case, give him the gift of Nurgle and use him as a demonstration object for the Eldar, showing how his frantic screaming lessens as his body is covered by rot and fungi.

rolled 98 = 98

>>15735908
>Nearly half of his body, including his right arm and leg, have been removed.
>nearly half of his body

Have the jokaero turn him into this.

rolled 73 = 73

>>15735944
I was going to roll for some magical warp healing, but then I saw your 96.
Oh, might aswell.
Still have a 7% of beating you.

rolled 78 = 78

>>15735954

Normally I'd protest at the use of anime art for this, but holy shit that looks awesome

rolled 14 = 14

>>15735908
Get an apothicary and some jokaero, ASAP!!

>>15735954
You realize that although seriously damaged, the Master of Hounds can still be of use. You call over one of the few remaining sorcerers and tell him to contact the Vengeful Spirit.

You tell the sorcerer you want to him to bring the iron warrior's body to the simian barrack and have them engineer a specific "bionic upgrade" for him, rather than putting him in a dreadnought. You tell the sorcerer the details of it. He nods and begins contacting the Spirit for an extraction.

The Eldar Seers walk over to you. "So Abaddon, I suppose we had best begin some "negotations" now?"

>>15736056
"Yeah, let's .. negotiate."
Seek private room, commence rape.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15736071
Hmph.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15736056
The sorcerer called for an extraction right?
Get them aboard out ship and tell Ahriman to get the High Seer ready. It's about time we converted these fuckers.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15736071
Since when is it rap if theyre willing? Also WHAT IS THIS!! I DON"T EVEN!!!!

rolled 44 = 44

>>15736056
I AM NOT A MACHINE!

*taps out to a more appropriate champion, Doomrider!*

rolled 40 = 40

>>15736056

Oh yes. Indeed, we have much to show you. There is far more to Chaos than just Slaanesh, and far more to be gained from submitting to it.

>OPs face when every second post ends in rape

Eldar have known about chaos since M2, this whole thing is silly.

rolled 75 = 75

>>15736192
Thank you. I support this.

rolled 46 = 46

>>15736192

Seconding this.

Jesus guys, there's far more we can do than just stick our dick in everything.

>>15736079
You tell both of the Seers that perhaps it would be best to take it to a more private location. The female Seer presses her body against your armour. "I think that's a good idea." she says before sticking her tongue into your mouth.

The three of you head over to a chamber by the bridge, then lock it and have some enlightening negations.

-------

After defiling the Seers for the third time so far so walk out of the chamber. Suddenly a voice chimes over the vox.

"Abaddon what is going on?" Ahriman asks "I'm waiting for you on the Spirit. Have you dealt with the Eldar flagship?"

rolled 81 = 81

>>15736221
This is prehistory Pre-M0, they know nothing

rolled 47 = 47

>>15736249

"Oh yes, in more ways than one."

(And I hope you guys have some plans for introducing them to other Chaos gods BESIDES Slaanesh?)

rolled 74 = 74

>>15736265
malal?

rolled 89 = 89

>>15736249
I was negotiating terms of peace with our new eldar friends.
I'm sure they understand the very concept of Slaanesh now.
On your question, I gave the Eldar Flagship to Kharn.

rolled 94 = 94

>>15736279

I think introducing them to Malal might just be a BAD IDEA. Just maybe.

rolled 33 = 33

>>15736249
"Bitch I boarded the flagship, fired my cannon at it and spread my taint all over it. Now when are we getting a shuttle of this thing?"

rolled 98 = 98

>>15736265
I think the plan is to have Ahriman and some sorcerer's spread the knowledge of Tzeentch, and have Kharn brew up a civil war for Khorne, Nurglites brew up a mind plague, and I'm pretty sure we could easily gather Slannesh followers.

Anyway, return to the Spirit and prepare to set a course to the eldar homeworld(s).

>>15736324

It's nice to see a suggesting BESIDES "lol raep them" get the higheset roll for once.

rolled 36 = 36

>>15736422
I'm rolling my rape chance just because of you.

>>15736324
You inform Ahriman that you have taken control of the Eldar vessel. You ask Ahriman to send in a few dreadclaws to extract you and your group from the ship.

You then vox the Vengeful Spirit's navigator and inform him that you want him to take the fleet towards the location of the Eldar worlds as soon as possible. "Very well, lord. I shall do so once we have found out where their worlds are."

Soon several dreadclaws arrive. You, the remaining war council, Noddaba and the wounded Eldar prisoners head inside and are taken to the Vengeful Spirit.

As you head towards the ship you notice it's in a nasty shape. Several holes in the hull can be seen and there is a warp storm coming out of it's side.

As soon as you step out of the dreadclaw you see Ahriman stand before you.

"Greetings Abaddon." he says "Looking forward to a report of our current situation?"

rolled 8 = 8

>>15736457
Status reports are for pussies.
Use Sindri to repair our ship with SPACE BITS.

rolled 81 = 81

>>15736471
Fuck that, I'm getting a 99 now.

rolled 54 = 54

>>15736465

I leave you in charge here for five fucking minutes and look what happens. Do you want to hear a status report of how my boarding party went? Because it went a hell of a lot better than how MY FUCKING SHIP LOOKS RIGHT NOW.

Bitchslap him again.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15736465
>"Very well, lord. I shall do so once we have found out where their worlds are."
Scour the databanks of our captured ships, the eldar aboard will surely help us.
>"Looking forward to a report of our current situation?"
"Clearly shit has hit the fan, we need to repair it, even if that means I have to punch it to fix it."

>>15736465
Half of my army has been blown away by the Wraith-Giant.

rolled 44 = 44

>>15736465
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SHIIIIIP!?!?"
Followed by a good smacking.

rolled 70 = 70

>>15736495
>>15736471
These

rolled 91 = 91

Fuck status reports. Bring me to the high seer.

>>15736531
You tell Ahriman that you don't care for reports right now, and wish to see the captured High Seer immediately.

Ahriman nods in compliance. "Very well. I'll just save that news for after such a priority has been dealt with."

Ahriman takes you to the sorcery chambers. Inside you see the black-haired High Seer lying on the ground. See is bound with a series of chains, each link with daemonic runes scribbled on, and psychic wards surrounding her in a circle. She looks up with a hateful gaze as you enter.

"She's an extremely powerful psyker. I needed every sorcerer on the ship to bind her." he says "I've yet to break her mind, I thought that should wait until after you talked with her. I took care to heal the majority of her wounds."

rolled 15 = 15

pray to our gods for our ship, and let them weave the blood of the fallen into the fabric of our vassal, fixing it with organic patchwork imbued with the fabric of chaos itself, making it just as strong as before, but with an enchanting presence.

rolled 33 = 33

>>15736575
Dismiss Ahriman and speak with the seer.

>>15736457
rollin' for this

rolled 36 = 36

>>15736575
tell this woman about Tzeentch

rolled 70 = 70

>>15736581
I second this.
However it does seem a bit godmode-ish. Perhaps when I get a blessing.

rolled 63 = 63

Talk to the seer, explain to her that we are retaliating for her people attacking out planet (hey it is our planet)

rolled 40 = 40

>>15736630
Well we are talking about the god's doing this themselves tbh, so I guess it makes sense. Other, more god-mode stuff has happened before in this quest so it's not unusual.

Rolling for this, and for talking the eldar into converting to tzeentch through a long complex argument. This argument lasts at least an hour.

rolled 33 = 33

>>15736575
Speak to her, not demanding but as if talking to a friend. Ask her about the planet they are on, why they are there, and if they knew anything regarding the two Alpha Legionaries (if she doesn't know anything, go off topic). Also find out how to best convert her to Chaos.

Also >>15736581

rolled 4 = 4

Approach high Seer cautiously. Smile and be as polite as possible. Explain that you did not know this planet was theirs and that you are messengers from the gods here to bless the races of the galaxy.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15736635
>>15736657
These.

rolled 86 = 86

>>15736688
gah, re-roll.

rolled 43 = 43

Tell her the truth. You're a motherfucking demigod here to spread his SUPERIOR faith and that she and her bitch-ass eldar on invading your planet.

rolled 50 = 50

Sound nice, ask how she is doing, utterly confuse her with your friendliness and even invite her to your wedding.

>>15736695
Still appalled by the damage that was done to your ship, you make a quick prayer to the Ruinous Powers. You ask that they repair the damages to the ship with the remains of the fallen.

A few moments later Ahriman's vox barks and he answers it. "Hello? Yes? Yes. What do you mean, melding? Dammit just stay were you are." Ahriman turns to you. "The serfs are reporting that the ship's metal has started eating the corpses of the crewmen. I've got to check on this."

Ahriman leaves and you turn to the High Seer. You stride over to the Eldar with a friendly look on your face. You look down at her and ask, in a warm tone, why she is on your planet.

She scowls and scoffs at you. "What do you mean "your planet"? Terrestria has been our hunting reserve for the last two centuries." she says "I have governed over this world for half those years. Why are YOU on MY world?"

rolled 73 = 73

>>15736761
Slap this bitch

rolled 11 = 11

>>15736761
"Greetings.... FROM THE FUTURE!" Explain who we are, why we're here, and enlighten her on the Gods of Chaos. Methinks Tzeentch would be right up her alley.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15736803
Godsdammit, Malal. Get out of here. Reroll.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15736761
Let's keep smiling and inform her that it is our planet now.

Then confuse her with friendly small talk, like, how she is doing, if she would like to attend our wedding, does she have family back home.

Tzeentch bless my roll!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15736761
Inform her once more that this is our planet, and always has been. Inform her that this infact, is our very homeworld. Speak with an indignant air, and let the God's bless our tongue, so that she truly feels guilty for defiling our planet.

Also, LOLconversion to Tzeentch.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15736851
Well, fuck that shit. Re-roll.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15736853
OK, I'm calling bullshit, and one last re-roll. I will rage so hard if I get another 2.

>>15736853
XD Sucks to suck, warp spawn.

>>15736809
You inform the High Seer that right now it isn't your planet but it will be someday, as you are from the future.

You continue speaking. You tell her that you are great demigod champions have traveled back in time to spread the word of the Chaos gods.

As you speak, the High Seer spits, hitting you in the eye. "Shut up, Just shut it, you blabbering fool." she says "Time travel? Do you honestly expect me to believe that? And the only gods are Asuryan, Vaul and the rest of the pantheon."

She spits at your face again. "Take your lies elsewhere, heretic."

rolled 6 = 6

>>15736892
USE THE ARM.

Re-rolls should,by all means, be limited to one.

If you totally and under any circumstances want the story to happen like you want it to happen, make it your own.

rolled 35 = 35

>>15736892
bring the eldar that have turned to chaos to show her what awaits whether thou free will of force

"Terrestria, huh? Odd, we always called it Terra... Eh, probably a bit of language corruption there."

"In any case, this has been our planet for as long as I can remember, which is more than a few thousand years. Perhaps recent events have unsettled your memory a little?"

Attempt to get Sindri to do Tzeentchian mind dickery.

rolled 64 = 64

>>15736892
Summon a greater daemon of Tzeentch to convince her otherwise.

>re-rolls

Stop this bullshit at once.

rolled 47 = 47

>>15736924

Forgot my roll.

rolled 80 = 80

>>15736892
Heretic she says? Feels just like home doesn't it?

Tell her that she will see in time, but in the meantime how does she feel about attending your wedding?

rolled 86 = 86

>>15736922
rerolling. may chaos bless my roll

>>15736892

Bitchslap her.

With the claw of Horus.

If she should survive this, make smalltalk about the Necrons and various other things non-eldar should actually not know.

rolled 80 = 80

>>15736944

You must construct additional coffeine.

>>15736930
it'd be cool if rerolls were allowed, but if you get a chaos double it causes the god to curse you instead of favor you.

>>15736962

It'd be cool if people would stop making 4 rerolls for their idea because they can't live with the idea of somebody else advancing the quest, regardless of "enchanced rolls"

rolled 38 = 38

>>15736926
Rolling for this. Also, before this, allude to the knowledge we have of the Necrons, but don't go into detail, let her wonder how we know.

rolled 90 = 90

Channel the power of Chaos into creating a truly fearful visage for yourself.

"WHILE I AM TALKING, YOU ARE NOT. CAPICHE?"

>>15736937
It seems that if this bitch won't listen to you, then perhaps you out to let her former servants convince her.

You vox the serfs and tell them to bring in the converted Eldar. After a few minutes they arrive. First if Ishdra, your bride-to-be, wearing the dress Lucius sewed. Then the two Seers, both still putting on their clothes as they enter the room. Last is one of the Eldar squad leaders who you turned into a Khornate using Sindri.

The High Seer's expression turns from hate to shock. "What is this? Why are my people with you?!"

rolled 34 = 34

>>15737015
"They have accepted the wondrous gift of Chaos."

rolled 71 = 71

>>15737015

"The question,my dear, is why you are not with me.
I know your kind - behind your masquerade of pride, you all long for something very special - be it hope,honor,sensation or power.

Following the sacred paths of Chaos may fullfill this desire, given that you are willing to walk on it's warped paths.

For, eventually, 'Chaos' is the only true answer."

rolled 88 = 88

>>15737015
"Because they have seen the benefits of serving Chaos, in time I am sure you will too.

rolled 43 = 43

>>15737015
"We captured them for Chaos."

rolled 43 = 43

>>15737015
Show her why.

Let her feel why.

Let both the eldars and you show her why!!!!
Let her feel why.
Also get Ahriman to exemplify it too at the same time.
And your sonaughter!

She is powerful? we must make it even more extraordinary so she understands the feelings that would grant her the wildest most satisfactory dreams.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15737015

"Because by my damned balls, if heresy's wrong, I don't know anyone who wants to be right."

rolled 16 = 16

>>15737065
>>15737062
>>15737058
>>15737052
mix this all up and proceed.
multi-vectored mind attacks FTW

rolled 57 = 57

>>15737058

REASONABLE KHORNE IS REASONABLE

rolled 59 = 59

>>15737065
This this. This is the shit.

Slaanesh wants eldar more than the others. Slaanesh deservers a bigger share of them and he she will get it.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15737062

Rolling for this

>>15737058
You tell her that they have given their souls to Chaos, understand fully the benefits of serving your gods.

The High Seer's expression turns hateful once more. She bares her teeth as she stares at her former servants with disgust and loathing. You can hear the chains binding her grind as psychic energy attempts to break through them.

The High Seer turns to you and screams. "YOU BASTARD! YOU HERETIC!" she yells "I WILL KILL YOU FOR LYING AND TRICKING MY PEOPLE!"

rolled 35 = 35

Stockholm Syndrome. induce stockholm syndrome in her. use Sindri or another sorcerous power to accelerate time in the room so one hour in reality is six months in the room.

Proceed to inflict the most severe form of stockholm's syndrome ever performed- The great four will be be pleased ,as Abaddon uses all their domains....

rolled 80 = 80

>>15737127
"Good. Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you."

rolled 10 = 10

>>15737127
redirectan this for this one :

>>15737135

rolled 1 = 1

>>15737138
Dark force corruption up in this shit! the more you fight it the more it swallows you whole

rolled 30 = 30

>>15737127

Grab her chin with Sindri.
"If anything, I might kill YOU, pathethic little brat.

If didn't travel back multiple eons in time just to waste the latter with someone having a case of being a little bitch.

I'll make it simple. Follow me - or die so my demons may torture your soul for and eternity and a half. I might also defile your corpse,actually.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15737127
Lying? I think we have been perfectly honest, she probably needs more truth. Like how the chaos gods could help her people destroy the Necron.

And then tell her of the chaos gods.

rolled 84 = 84

Do the Chaos know about Kaela Mensha Khaine? If so use his existance to attempt to trick them into thinking Khaine is an Avatar of Khorne

rolled 83 = 83

"You will?"

Put Sindri on her and let the stick have fun for its great services.

It can satisfy whatever god or gods it wishes as long as the bitch wont die

>>15737180
>>15737171
>>15737138
Khorne is close

rolled 83 = 83

>>15737180

supper fun fun upgrade tiem for Sindri!

rolled 15 = 15

>>15737127
"You ungrateful brat! I didn't travel this far back to be met with scorn and accusations. If you wish to survive when the Necrons rise up in our time, you'll need the protection of our gods. For our gods are eternal and indestructible, yet in our time, yours had perished many millennia ago. Whether you believe me or not is your decision, but it will affect the fate of your race. For every Eldar that refuses to be helped, the less chance your species will have of survival."

P>>15737171
Plus Ahriman, who searches for the Eldar collective of knowledge, the Black Library would probably be privvy to such information if Abbadon isn't

rolled 70 = 70

>>15737208
Sindri the Magical multifunctional every day Arm mounted staff wand dildo.

>>15737171
Noticing her rage you think this would be a good time to bring up Khorne via some trickery.

You tell her that her gods and your gods aren't unrelated. You tell the High Seer that her god of war Khaine is actually an avatar of your blood god Khorne.

She spits on your face again. "Now you pile heresy upon heresy! You suggest that your gods are above mine?!" She shouts. "I WILL MURDER YOU BASTARD!"

You hear a grinding noise and see cracks appear along the chains binding the High Seer.

rolled 55 = 55

>>15737228
enrage her even more.
make her so furious to break them. then whip out Sindri and warphaxor all her khronate rage in slaaneshi lust.

Fun tiems for Eldar conversion.

rolled 63 = 63

Slap her then surprise buttsecks.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15737228

Look at the chains, smile slightly, then order everyone out. Limber up, then tell Ahriman to release the bindings.

Time to give Khorne one Hell of a show.

rolled 74 = 74

rerollin, c'mon 88

rolled 34 = 34

>>15737228

Place a hand gently on the High Seer's shoulder and calm her down with the power of love

rolled 72 = 72

>>15737255
Slaanesh and Khorne....


Make a reenactment of the Khronatte show.

Make it hurt. Make it so that blood spils out of her orifices. make it feel good...

>>15737228
>>15737228
Grab her face with SSSINNNDRIIIIIII and show her all the glory of chaos with our warp-powers.
She WILL comply. Wether she wants to or not.

This is not a question of when, since the when is now. It is a question of how much does she want it to hurt.

rolled 61 = 61

" I can see you can not understand through words...Actions mean more to you, do they not?" Order her bonds released and beat the ever loving shit out of her with everything you have to show her how much stronger Chaos is

rolled 32 = 32

>>15737228

Tell her that Khain in fact is Khorne's maidservant, that Isha currently acts as Nurgle's mistress and that Vaul constantly gets bullied by Tzeentch.

Feed her rage even more, so that it may consume here. Also, try to get Khârn into the chamber, just in case.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15737228
Smile
"If you kill me, then you are already a servant of Khorne. In my time your Kaela Mensha Khaine is dead, as is all your other gods. And the Eldar Empire is no more, destroyed by their pointless struggle against Chaos."

"But if you would choose to serve Chaos, then maybe you could save them. Maybe your gods could join mine and destroy the Necron once and for all. Could you really risk throwing away the chance to destroy the true enemy of your people for the sake of your anger?"

>>15737255
>>15737258

reroll was for this, btw

rolled 37 = 37

>>15737271
Yes lets hook Khârn up with a wife

that and a Khronate threesome.

rolled 20 = 20

USE THE FIST OF COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING.

rolled 80 = 80

Get her more mad and vox Kharn to get up in this bitch.

rolled 58 = 58

Kharne can't die can he? Get him to come in here. If the seer breaks free, he shall be her opponant. He is not allowed to kill her, just fight until she loses it completely. We shall show her Khorne's mightiest champion.

rolled 21 = 21

>>15737280
>>15737293
>>15737273
I vote for all three!

rolled 61 = 61

>>15737271
>>15737301
>>15737293
KHORNE, WHERE IS YOUR BLESSING!?

THESE SUGGESTIONS SHOULD PLEASE YOU!

rolled 17 = 17

>>15737267

rolling for this one

rolled 63 = 63

>>15737273
rolling for this.

>>15737293
Realizing shit is about to go down, you decide now would be a good time to get some support in here. You tune into the vox channel and tell Kharn to get his ass up here.

You turn back to the High Seer and tell her some more things about the Chaos gods. You inform her that Isha is a slave to Uncle Nurgle, Slaanesh slaughters almost the entire pantheon and that the Eldar are responsible for said god's creation.

The Seer screams violently and hatefully for a good few seconds. Suddenly the chains surrounding her right arm explode, shattered links flying out. Her arm is bleeding from the cuts.

She looks up at you, teeth barred and growling lowly. "You fuck! I WILL KILL YOU!"

rolled 81 = 81

>>15737359
Offer her some cheese to go with that whine, then USE THE ARM.

rolled 61 = 61

I think the general idea is to ger Kharn in here. He's been wanting a fight all quest and if this bitch is about to throw a hissy fit, lets invite him in to talk to her about Khorne.


And fight her once she flips.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15737359
Sick the khornate eldar dude on her.

Your arms fall off.

rolled 7 = 7

Grab the arm with Sindri and break it with a most delightfoul smile.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15737388
*sigh* again...

rolled 4 = 4

Grab her arm with Sindri, and hold it there, allowing Sindri to whisper to her of the glories of chaos.

rolled 71 = 71

>psyker so powerful Ahriman had trouble handling her
>filled with berserk rage
>wants to kill your ass
Getoutgetoutgetoutgetoutgetout

rolled 12 = 12

Hold her with sindri in the air then throw her Kharn and tag team her.

rolled 27 = 27

Your codpiece!
In her Face!

Put Sindri in her bum And pe down her shoulder.

rolled 97 = 97

There is only one thing to do. Bitch-slap her acros the room continuously until Kharn comes and gets into a grapple contest with her.

Then film this and broadcast it accross the fleet on a pay per view basis via vox and psy.

rolled 78 = 78

Laugh. "You're like a child. So adamant and defiant. Perhaps it was folly to try and save you. Your race has always seemed destined to doom itself." We then grab her arm with Sindri, and let the daemon whisper to her, and chaos to slowly creep into her.

>>15737457
Ahriman as camera man.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15737463
this poster here, changed my mind. Don't get the daemon to whisper to her, do this:
>>15737457

rolled 38 = 38

>>15737457
Do we label this as sports night or porn?

I say both !

rolled 93 = 93

>>15737457
The winner of the contest wins participation at the consummation of Abaddons wedding nights for a decade.

The looser gets to wear a maid outfit and be Abaddons maid.

Betting gets a 7% tax for the gods and a 7% tax for Abaddon personally for facilitating this occasion.

rolled 63 = 63

>>15737359

BEAT HER DOWN, AND TELL HER THAT SHE CAN GAIN THE POWER TO DEFEAT US BY SIMPLY ASKING KHORNE FOR HIS BLESSING.

TWO THUNDERHAWKS ONE ROCK.

rolled 34 = 34

Sit down next to her.

"What is it you want from life?"

rolled 84 = 84

Teabag her with majik daemon-infused codpiece while singing a tuneful chaos ditty dedicated to Slaanesh.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15737562

NO.

>>15737539

RE-ROLLING, BLESS ME DAMMIT.

>>15737457
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBt_bXlXmk

in this voice!

rolled 42 = 42

>>15737574
use Sindri as a secondary masturbatory aid and intrusion device on her.

tell it to go wild with shapes and motion, as long as we dont kill the bitch.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15737574
Oh, yes, this shall be our song of chaos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw

>>15737457
As the Seer starts preparing a spell with her free hand, you walk over to the woman and give her a hard smack across the face with Sindri.

The slap is strong enough to send her almost flying back. She soon gets back up, her cheek bloody from the brutal impact. The Seer spits some blood on the ground before yelling again.

Her remaining chains start shattering, the exploding links cutting into her skin as they fly out. The Seer charges towards you, rage burning in her eyes.

You bring Sindri about again, smacking her hard again. However, this time she recovers faster from the blow. She quickly gets back up and unleashes a burst of energy, hitting your chest slamming you into the wall.

She stares at you viciously, blood covering her limbs and coming from her face. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!"

The Seer starts preparing an attack with her hands, warp energy forming between them. Suddenly the Khornate Eldar warrior charges forward, excited by the bloodshed. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

The Seer turns around and growls. As the Eldar warrior charges at her she slams her left hand into his chest. Lightning breaks through the flesh and lets her hand sink in.

At that moment, Kharn walks into the room.

"HEY GUYS, DID SOMEBODY SHOUT SOMETHING ABOUT BLOO-"

Then Kharn sees it. A blood drenched maiden with her fist sunk into an enemy warrior's chest. She follows up by slamming her other hand up from under his jaw. "DIE YOU FUCK!" she screams

The High Seer uses the lightning in her remaining hand, causing the warrior's head to explode and spray gibs everywhere. Kharn simply stares in awe as the bloody, vicious Seer slowly turns to him.

She immediately lunges at Kharn. Surprised, the champion is knocked down by the Seer, who waste no time assaulting her new foe. Kharn reacts by grappling her and throwing her across the room.

>>15737609

>>15737630
You decide to turn on a little recorder built into your terminator suit. This shit is too good to not tape.

As the two combatants lunge towards each other the vox chimes. "Abaddon? I'm hearing a lot of noise in there." Ahriman says "What's going on?"

rolled 78 = 78

cumguzzle in her face grab her with sindry and throw her out of the room, just as Kharn is about to enter.

let them duke it out for a while then start to fuck em both and order a ship-wide that there is free fun bitch running around naked. they are allowed to do whatever with it.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15737630

Get someone with a badass voice to do a running commentary, engage in a tag team match.

rolled 98 = 98

>>15737640
"FUCK OFF AHRIMAN!"

rolled 10 = 10

>>15737630

She stares at you viciously, blood covering her limbs and coming from her face. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!"

NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.


KHARN, YOU CRAZY FUCK. HAVE YOUR FUN BUT DON'T KILL HER. TAKE A FEW FINGERS OR AN EAR OR SOMETHING IF YOU WANT.

rolled 76 = 76

>>15737640
Damnit man do we have any cameras in here? We have to have some form of cameras in here turn them on! TURN THEM ALL ON!

rolled 91 = 91

>>15737640

Khârn's experiencing true love, that's happening. In other news, I just might've pissed off this strong Eldar Seer a bit to much, her chains broke.

You couldn't craft some nice and WORKING ones, could you?

rolled 12 = 12

>>15737655
I approve this! Rollan...

rolled 65 = 65

>>15737640
get your ass in here shit is getting really good. also we are going to need some more help than expected

rolled 23 = 23

>>15737668
>>15737672
Indeed. heck, have ahriman up here in a jiffy and use his sorcery to record the battle from Kharns and the High Seers POV.

It wont be only audio visual- you' feel it to when you hit play!

rolled 3 = 3

>>15737640
Cheer Khârn on, and remind him that we need her alive.

Also, this
>>15737672

rolled 89 = 89

>>15737724

I second this.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15737731
KHORNE, DON'T TAUNT US LIKE THAT!

YOUR CHAMPION NEEDS YOUR BLESSING!

rolled 1 = 1

>>15737756
>>15737731
YEAH COME KHORNE YOU PUSSY

>>15737661
You tell Ahriman to mind his own shit. You can hear him sigh over the vox. "Fine, but you better not be doing anything nasty with that High Seer. She is highly valuable and influential, and we cannot afford to have her loathing us or seriously injured."

As Ahriman turns off his vox Kharn grabs the Seer and slams her into a couch. She shouts and kicks him in the helm before jumping up and lunging at him. He pushes her away bu the Seer then blasts Kharn with a eldritch bolt, causing him to fly back and slam against the floor.

The High Seer runs over and starts wailing on the downed Astartes, Kharn knocks the Seer off her feet by hitting them with Gorechild's shaft. He attempts to bring the axe down but the Seer grabs it with her telekinesis and hurls it away.

Your bride-to-be Ishdra shuffles over to you. "Um...should we be doing something to help?"

rolled 58 = 58

>>15737772
>>15737756
Fuck that. Let Slaansh bud in. She wants ACTION!

rolled 15 = 15

>>15737756
>>15737772
Well... fuck. I guess Khorne doesn't like us talking to him like this.


Pleaaaaaaaaaaase Khorne?

rolled 57 = 57

>>15737777
Nope.

Cant you recognize us in them?

We just have to make sure they dont kill each other.

rolled 78 = 78

>>15737777
Ask her what she'd reccommend we do to convince the High Seer about chaos.

Also, we try to get her with Sindri if the oppourtunity arises.

rolled 77 = 77

>>15737777
Ishdra is right, we need some pop corn for this.

Also we should probably inform Khârn we need her alive.

rolled 33 = 33

>>15737799
STOP TAUNTING US AND GIVE US A BLESSING GODDAMNIT

>>15737803
Are those Nurgle pop corn? Can we get a couch to go with it?

rolled 67 = 67

>>15737777
"Why, yes love, we should do something."
Ravish eldar waifu and let the Slaaneshi chaos love majik fill the room.

>>15737840
Why would Slaanesh taunt you with a suggestion like that?

rolled 1 = 1

>>15737840
indeed.

eventually it will overcome the two angry love-birds and as they get more hornier during the fight they will not be able to resist.

chaos team party

rolled 84 = 84

Let the epic battle proceed. She will come to understand the power of chaos of her own accord to keep up with Kharn

rolled 22 = 22

>>15737868
rerollan once

rolled 10 = 10

>>15737777

"Nonsense! Kharn's enjoying himself, I'd hate to intrude on his fun."

Also, remind Kharn that we need the Seer ALIVE.

rolled 39 = 39

>>15737840
Oh wow, I'm rolling for this just so see if slaanesh taunts me too.

rolled 84 = 84

>>15737871

I like this. Rerolling

rolled 22 = 22

>>15737777

'Ishdra, quiet your shit up as well, can a brother not just film a fight without someone bitching about it. Besides I'm pretty sure Kharn is getting off on this.

rolled 46 = 46

>>15737840


Slaanesh Taunts us ALL!

Chaos, It Marks us ALL!

>>15737887
>Second roll
>Exactly the same as before.

What.

rolled 80 = 80

>>15737840
this plus
>>15737868

Secks is the only way

rolled 14 = 14

>>15737777

No my dear, this is how Khornates show affection towards each other. Leave them be.

Lay my non-sindri arm around her and proceed to observe the slaughter.

rolled 88 = 88

.>>15737840
Slaanesh, stop taunting me, you evil evil bitch!

>>15737803
Feeling hungry, you decide to ignore your waifu's nagging and start thinking about food. This sort of entertainment demands a suitable food to go with it. You vox one of the serfs and order him to bring you a few bags of popcorn.

You lay down on the couch, watching as the battle rages on. Kharn picks up Gorechild and slightly cuts the High Seer's skin. You shotu at Kharn that you need her alive still.

She rubs her finger over the blood and brings it to her mouth, licking it off, before charging Kharn once more.

She fires another lightning blast at his chest, shattering his plate and causing ceramite shards to scatter across the room. Kharn swings his fist, connecting with the Seer's arm. There is a sharp snap and the Seer screams before jumping onto Kharn.

She topples the astartes over and sits over him. The Seer charges her fists with lightning and starts slamming them into Kharn's helm savagely, cracking and breaking the ceramite with warp energy.

"I WILL MURDER YOU! DIE! KHAINE WILL HAVE YOUR BLOOD!"

>>15737907
>88

Holy shit, this is too perfect.

rolled 61 = 61

"COME ON KHARN, DON'T BE A PUSSY! TAKE THAT BITCH LIKE A MAN!"

rolled 27 = 27

>>15737909
Use Sindri while she is distracted to show her how perfect Khorne is for her. Use her anger and turn her to Chaos.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15737909
Maybe we should, y'know, give Kharn some help. Sindri, would you please cut off her access to her eldritch powers, warp born or otherwise?

rolled 5 = 5

>>15737909

Attempt to imbue Kharn with a bit of your power.
We can't lose our best buddy to some Eldar bitch.

rolled 84 = 84

>>15737909
do this:>>15737907

we've had so little blessings, lets just take them now.

rolled 75 = 75

>>15737909

It shouldn't be that hard to turn the Seer's lust for blood in this battle to our side. Fighting with Kharn is definitely bringing it to the surface.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15737909
enough of this tackle the bitch and knock her out with a headbutt of khorne

rolled 60 = 60

>>15737907
Huh, well Slaanesh blessed the converting of that Eldar Wraith-Giant, so I guess it is time for Khorne to return the favour.

rolled 47 = 47

>>15737936
>>15737942
NO!

We cannot aid directly in the fight! it is getting taped.

But there is a way. Tell our wife that if she wants to break it of she is to lunge at the seer and make sweet love.
Scratch that.
Order that fucked up seer we just converted and is so eager about it... no need to get our wife to be killed for no reason.

some hot eldar on eldar girl action will do as a nice round break.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15737978

ROLLING FOR THIS.

AND PLAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EUsxvw0Jng

>>15737944
Watching all this raging bloodlust is starting to get you excited. You decide it's time unleash some passion of your own.

You lean over and grab Ishdra, dragging her over the couch. You then proceed to pull down her dress and start fucking her on the spot.

While you're having hot Eldar sex on the couch, Kharn is now beating a hot Eldar on the floor. He has flipped over the High Seer and has. grabbed her hard. She screams and shakes around violently, managed to break free soon.

She punches Kharn with another lighting fist and jumps on him, wrapping her legs around the Astartes. Kharn rips her off and toss her at the couch. The Seer slams into you and Ishdra as you screw.

"OW!" Ishdra shouts "Get off me you bitch!" She hits the High Seer, who yells back and yanks her away just as you ejaculate into Ishdra.

Kharn sees the Seer attacking your waifu and tackles her, knocking her onto the ground. You hear the vox chime again. "Alright, I'm hearing a LOT of noise down there." Ahriman says "What the fuck is going on?!"

rolled 81 = 81

>>15738046
get your ass down here if you really want to know that badly motherfucker

rolled 88 = 88

>>15738046

Pile onto the seer with our waifu.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15738046
"Fuck, fuck is what's going on. No excuse me while I get back my future wife."

Then separate the two eldar so Khârn can continue his fight.

rolled 96 = 96

"CAN'T TALK! SEX! KHARN- FARSEER- POPCORN! WITH BUTTER! SMEAR BUTTER AND BLOOD ALL OVER IT! NYAAARGH!"

And then throw Araghast at the Farseer.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15738046
"NO CONCERN OF YOURS, AHRIMAN DEAREST"

Then whisper to Kharn more play time? More play time!

Lets start mending the wounds between Khrone and Slaanesh.

rolled 27 = 27

>>15738069
Slaanesh favours the foursome

rolled 24 = 24

>>15738069
KHORNE IS WITH US, WE CANNOT LOSE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

(I hope we don't kill her...)

rolled 57 = 57

>>15738097
>>15738069

THIS CAN ONLY END WELL.

rolled 97 = 97

>>15738097
>>15738102
Slaanesh and Khorne are reticent about each others at the start...

No matter we will show them how goood they go together.

rolled 58 = 58

I love the fact that no matter what, raep is the primary solution to every problem abaddon has. I will never be able to play eldar against a chaos player with abaddon again.

'Uh, why won't you charge abaddon in close combat?'

'BECAUSE HE'LL RAPE ME'

Also rolling for the continuing the secks

>>15738069
Carried away with the excitement, you decide to pile up on the High Seer.

Kharn gets knocked back by a warp blast and the naked Ishdra jumps at the Seer. She gets knocked on the ground and your bride-to-be starts hitting her. The Seer grapples her and tries to pull her down, but is unable to do so successfully.

You run over and jump on top of Ishdra as she wrestles with the Seer. Your wang shoves into her ass as you do, causing her to moan out while still grappling Ishdra.

You continue push down on the two as Ishdra hits the Seer and vice versa and you fuck your waifu up the pooper. Kharn stands back, looking for an opening to pull the Seer out.

Meanwhile, the serf has arrived with the popcorn. He stares dumbstruck for a bit before tossing the bags of popcorn and running off. Popcorn lands all over the room as the fuck/fight continues.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15738168
actually the first way we solved our problems was by punching it until it was fixed, the used sindri because we could. now rape is the duct tape to our problems

rolled 93 = 93

>>15738181
use our fist to solve our problems. and get some one to revive the khornate eldar, i liked him

rolled 35 = 35

>>15738181
get on the seer too and invite Kharn too.

Then finish it off and go to the Jokero and see about the Iron Hound.

(need to have dinner now, will be back in twenty-thirty minutes or so)

rolled 1 = 1

>>15738181

FOR THE RECORD I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH KILLING HER AND FINDING SOME IMPERIALS.

>>15738218
Imperials don't exist yet.
We're way the fuck back in time.

>>15738218
eldars always get standard Chaos treatment.
Slaanesh offerings whether they want it or not

They may serve whatever god but slaanesh will have a part of them.

reap is all around eldars if they get in chaos and dont say high i like you slaanesh.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15738230

SO WE HAVE TO SPEND A FEW HUNDRED YEARS RAPING ELDAR?

....I AM SLIGHTLY OK WITH THIS.

>>15738270
Not my usual kind of post...
but can i change your mind from "sort of ok" to "Bubbling with happiness?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM&ob=av3e

THis entire quest, to this song.

rolled 6 = 6

rolling for slaaneshi and khornate daemons to be summoned in the room by the goings-on, and for a kickass beat to be played throughout the ship. Also, Ishdra gets that fucking seer begging her for mercy.

Our waifu kicks ass. Demanded by the gods it is.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15738302
well fuck, here's my one obligatory re-roll.

>>15738300

Cegorach USES TITS AND MUSIC.

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

rolled 47 = 47

>>15738181

Seriously, is this bitch yielding yet?

Just plain out ask her if she gives up. She's seen us fuck the shit out of Ishdra, Kharn pretty much ravaged her, and she has no way of winning. Calm her the fuck down, and explain that she can either chill the fuck out, or we'll have to get all the psychics on the ship to mind fuck her.

I mean seriously babe, you're on an enemy ship... What do you plan to do even if you somehow kill us and kharn?!

Also this video we've made will be the greatest porno/snuff film EVER

rolled 6 = 6

>>15738181
Incorporate delicious PopKhorne into our fuckmaking.

(alright, I am back, going to wait for a few more rolls)

>>15738300
Might want to delete that pic. Mods are a bit ban-happy when it comes to pics with nipples.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15738181
Decide that you've had enough fun.

Tell Kharn to bind her if possible.

While he's at it, call in Typhus and Lucius (I've hardly seen anything from them)

rolled 45 = 45

Break everyone up and show her the recording of herself screaming and angry with blood all over her. "Do you still claim you will not join chaos , when in your heart you already have?"

rolled 57 = 57

As she doesn't seem to believe the Chaos gods even exist, why not attempt to summon some daemons. Preferably, Slaaneshi ones.

rolled 85 = 85

>>15738405
Didn't we accidentally leave Typhus on Terra? We should find him. After we convert the Farseer.

>>15738443
Slaanesh doesn't even exist yet.. How does this even work?

rolled 84 = 84

>>15738402

WHILE PINNING HER (HURR HURR) GIVE HER A CHOICE. SUBMISSION OR DEATH AND AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15738446
I must have been absent during this happening.
I second that motion.

>>15738402
I know, but then again, with all the crazyness going on in this thread, deleting a couple of measly nipples would be hypocritical in my (probably mistaken) opinion.
Besides, Queen! That's got to be worth something, right? It's night-time /tg/, the kids are asleep.

CARRYING ON, SOMETHING DEPRAVED and SLANEESHI!

>>15738488
I believe we've given slaanesh far too much praise in comparison to what we've given the other chaos gods.

rolled 77 = 77

>>15738443
>>15738456
It works if we get their blessing, because the blessings are rule of cool.

>>15738522
oh

>>15738521
Yyyy-eah, but we don't wanna ruin a delicioud eldar woman with Nurglite blessings. Papa Nurgle might be a cool guy but...I do not visit /d/, and that's all you need to know about that.

Perhaps this woman might dig Khornate or Tzeentchian power?

>>15738202
Realizing that the High Seer has gotten a bit out of control, you decide to solve the problem with good old punching.

After releasing a jet of chaos-jizz into Ishdra you push her off the Seer and bring Sindri down. You hit her in the face with the possessed arm, knocking her out cold.

As you get up you look at the scene around you. A naked waifu soaked, a bloody and wounded passed-out Seer, a berzerker with cracked armour, broken couches/walls, blood-drenched popcorn everywhere and a corpse.

You look at the dead Khornate Eldar and feel a bit sad. He was a good warrior. You decide that you want him revived. You turn on the vox and call for a sorcerer to bring back a dead Eldar. The vox barks back.

"Dead Eldar?!" Ahriman says "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ABADDON?! Fuck it, I'm coming down there!"

As Ahriman tunes off the vox you see the serf from earlier arrive. He seems to have brought company, specifically the entire crew of this part of the ship. They look around, a mix of disappointment and confusion in their eyes.

"Aww, we missed the awesome sexy fighting!" one says

>>15738402
>>15738521

I agree. Seriously guys, can we keep our dick in our codpiece for more than five minutes at a time?

considering everything this bitch is screaming, I think Kharn may have found a new friend

>>15738541
Seems the logical choice to offer her Khornate powers of battle.

Take note of her battle expertise, then convince her that she can be a much better fighter if given praise to the Blood God.

rolled 2 = 2

..... by the end of this... all the champions will have eldar waifu's.....

rolled 82 = 82

>>15738561
rolling for this

rolled 74 = 74

>>15738557
>>15738549
Tell the serfs we recorded it, and will allow them to watch it in the mess hall.

To Kharn: You know, if it wasn't for the fact she's 1/4 of your size, I could have mistook her for one of your guys with all that screaming for blood.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15738553

NEVER

RAEP THE CROWD, THEN RAPE AHRIMAN

rolled 23 = 23

>>15738549
"You didn't miss a thing" *show recorder*

Also, is this thread autosaging?

rolled 30 = 30

>>15738549
Inform them that they don't have to look so sad. Because you recorded the entire thing, the last few minutes might have been a bit shaky though.

rolled 48 = 48

LET'S GO FIND TYPHUS. We can't just hang him out to dry! Papa Nurgle would be disappointed in us, and we hate disappointment more than anger, don't we?

rolled 3 = 3

>>15738597
I think it is.

>>15738597
Yes it is, so it's probably time to archive it and make a new thread.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15738592
this

And fuck auto saging. New Thread for the next reply please OP

Welp, this thread is saging and it's getting late up here. I'm going to call it a night. Will make another thread the day after tomorrow most likely.

On a side note, I feel that this is a rather successful first quest ever.

rolled 63 = 63

>>15738652
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15734989/
Right 'ere.

rolled 31 = 31

>>15738549
"chaos came early this year" throw them the tape of the fight order them to make a shit load of copies of it and distribute the fuck out of it

rolled 77 = 77

>>15738658
>>15738592
Darn, right when I finally get a good roll

>>15738692
Nurgle blessing?

Last update for this thread or first one for the next one?