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    23 KB VharaQuest, Act 1 VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)22:12 No.15738776  
    This is you. You name is Vhara, and you are a Demon Girl. A Demoness, if you will.
    At the very least, you used to be. After some retarded suicide mission, You've been stuck up here in heaven for Lucifer knows how long and you haven't been doing many evil deeds as a result. Thusly, your powers have declined dramatically and you aren't half the Demon Girl you used to be. After spending a couple centuries wandering about and having angels snicker at your clothes all the eternal day, today is the day you decide you've had enough.
    You have some stats:
    Clout: 4 (Determines your physical strength.)
    Flightiness: 5 (Determines your agility and ability to fly.)
    Brainpower: 4 (Determines your smarts and ability to use magic.)
    Succubusness: 6 (Determines how attractive you are, how charismatic you are, and how skimpy your clothing can be.)
    Heresy: 0 (Determines how evil you are. The higher your Heresy, the Eviller you get.)
    When you roll to take an action that involves one of your stats, just roll d(stat). For example, rolling to clunk someone over the head right now would be d4 (Clout), and rolling to convince someone to give you a key would be d6 (Succubusness).
    You'll know when you have to roll, and what determines the value of the roll is the average of the first 5 rolls, minus the lowest. So, if rolling to clunk someone over the head, the first 5 people to roll will provide the numbers. If they were 4, 2, 1, 1, 3, then one of the 1's would be excluded and the rest will provide the average. Decimals will be rounded as appropiate, so in this case the roll would be 3.
    Do try to only roll five times, since extra rolls will only pollute the thread.
    Now that that's out of the way, what will you do on this fine, eternally sunny summer day?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:27 No.15738909
    Kick that flower next to you.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:29 No.15738932
    yeah, seriously, fuck that flower
    >> Brudkleiser 07/28/11(Thu)22:30 No.15738941

    Do we have a cock?
    Use it to fuck the flower.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:32 No.15738955
    Seriously just look at that flower, kick its ass.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:32 No.15738961
    rolled 3 = 3

    5? Dude, you'll never NEVER get enough people to agree on one action and roll like that.
    Except maybe fucking that flower.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:33 No.15738973
    rolled 3 = 3

    Grind the flower to a pulp beneath our boots.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:34 No.15738983
    attempt to seduce the flower, thereby damning its soul forever, with your demonic wiles.....

    just kidding, kick the flower
    >> Brudkleiser 07/28/11(Thu)22:35 No.15738989

    I think we're all in agreement that we should Violantly Rape that flower.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:35 No.15738991
    Um... how are you going to tell what dice someone rolls?
    >>15738961 and >>15738973 both GOT a three, but how do you know what they were rolling for? (flightiness or Succubusness or whatever)?
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)22:36 No.15739000
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    >Kick the Flower

    You easily estinguish the disgustingly happy flower's life with very little effort, first kicking it in the face and then stomping it into the clouds.

    You gained +1 Heresy! your Heresy is now 1!


    You'll only need to roll after you agree on an action to take. I'll tell you when to roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:38 No.15739017
    Use the flightiness skill to fly up into the sky and do some recon. Where are we? Are there denizens of heaven nearby? Is there a way out?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:39 No.15739025
    Seduce a cloud.
    >> Brudkleiser 07/28/11(Thu)22:40 No.15739031

    Masterbate onto the Dead Flowers Corpse.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:40 No.15739039
    Flip off the distant angel.

    Optionally flash it an inappropriate part of your demonic body.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:40 No.15739040
    Now glare evilly at that angel floating around up there.

    >"Your ass is next."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:41 No.15739043
    Fuck yourself.
    No really, that's what we should do. Fuck ourselves silly with our tail in front of the angels, preferably angels of children or young men, that should score some HERESY points.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:41 No.15739051
    rolled 1 = 1

    Ponder over the sun and the possibility of other levels of existence we can travel to, such as Vanaheimr or whatever
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)22:50 No.15739109
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    While the thought of shocking all the angels like that certainly is tempting, your Succubusness isn't nearly high enough! You've spent way too long in heaven and as a result you're a kajillion times more modest as you used to be.


    You're too distracted by dirty thoughts now to think of where you can go right now. You should probably try again when your head is clearer.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:50 No.15739113

    Seconding. Start corrupting those stupid angels!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:52 No.15739129
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:53 No.15739143
    What other evil things can we do? Piss on clouds? Burn the flower corpse? Something to get our Heresy up. Also hopefully Succubusness.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:58 No.15739186
    Look at that smug-ass fucking sun. Give that fucker the finger and let him know he's on our shit list.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)23:01 No.15739209
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    >Threaten the Angel
    You give a hearty glare and a flip-off to that bastard angel up there. He looks genuinely frightened and flies off shortly.

    You gained +1 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 2!
    You remembered the technique "Poisonous Fingernails!"

    Now that your head is clear, you remember that you can head to the Hall of Earthly Pleasures and the Pearly Gates right now.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:03 No.15739226
    Go there, to that place
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:04 No.15739238
    Go to the pearly gates and accost St. Peter and new arrivals.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:06 No.15739245
    This. This oughta confuse the hell out of the newcomers.

    >"What's a succubus doing in heaven? This isn't heaven? YOU LIED TO US!!"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:06 No.15739255
    rolled 3 = 3

    >The Garden of Earthly Delights
    >Biggest party ever

    Yep, we're going there. Get some girls to do the whole mermaid act.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:09 No.15739270
    >Hall of Earthly Pleasures
    THAT Should allow us to get our freak on again! Go there and fuck ourselves silly!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:10 No.15739276
    To the Hall of Earthly Pleasures! Engage in hedonism!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:13 No.15739297
    rolled 2 = 2


    Rollin 1d5 for the stat
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:18 No.15739336
    go to earthly pleasures place, rape things
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)23:19 No.15739339
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    The first thing to pop into your head is to head to the Pearly Gates, so you do so.


    You flip off the sun along the way, but he doesn't seem to notice.

    At the pearly gates, you find St. Peter and one very distressed newcomer who seems to be confused at his- and your- presence here. Today seems to be a slow day.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:21 No.15739361
    seduce the newcomer, then try peter
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)23:21 No.15739362

    You decide to go to the Hall of Earthly Pleasures after you're done here.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:22 No.15739374
    Kiss Peter STRAIGHT on the lips. Freak the newguy the FUCK out, as well as Peter.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:24 No.15739396
    rolled 5 = 5

    Don't stop the hate-fest now!

    Flip them both off! Shout them insults! Tell the newb he doesn't deserve this!

    Moon St. Peter and tell him to get a real job!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:25 No.15739404

    This, and make sure to use tongue.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:25 No.15739409
    piggyback ride the newcomer to the halls of earthly pleasures.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:26 No.15739412
    rolled 4 = 4

    Use "Poisonous Fingernails" on either or both men present.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:27 No.15739425

    This. Get your tail included if at all possible.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:28 No.15739439
    these, in conjunction.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)23:29 No.15739441

    >You decide to kiss Peter on the lips to freak both of them out, and maybe seduce them.

    Roll your Succubusness (d6).

    An average of 3 will suceed in freaking them out.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:30 No.15739448
    rolled 2 = 2

    Let's get slutty!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:30 No.15739450
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:30 No.15739454
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:31 No.15739456
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:31 No.15739458
    rolled 2 = 2


    Rolling for sluttiness?
    >> dice+1d6 Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:32 No.15739463
    Lets get freaky with an angel?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:32 No.15739468
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:32 No.15739469
    rolled 4 = 4

    if i roll a 1 do they just find me adorably bad at being bad? o- o
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:32 No.15739471
    rolled 6 = 6

    That's a lot of "meh, maybe" in a row!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:35 No.15739486
    rolled 3 = 3

    i use this anons roll to look adorable!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:43 No.15739555
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:46 No.15739581
    Less nokoing dice away.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)23:47 No.15739596
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    >Rolled 2, 2, 3, 3, 2
    >Final Roll: 3

    Before St. Peter can react to your presence, you kiss him right on the lips. He seems immensely embarrassed!


    While he's Distracted, you dig your Poisonous Fingernails into his robes and scratch him, poisoning him.

    St. Peter promptly faints of poisoning and embarrassment!

    You knocked out a high-ranking Angel!

    You got +1 Clout! Your Clout is now 5!
    You got +1 Flightiness! Your Flightiness is now 6!
    You got +2 Brainpower! Your Brainpower is now 6!
    You got +1 Succubusness! Your Succubusness is now 7!
    You got +3 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 5!

    You learned the technique "Corruption Bamf"!

    You better leave soon, though. St. Peter will probably be really mad when he gets up.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:49 No.15739609
    Can we corrupt the new guy?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:50 No.15739619
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:51 No.15739632
    and use corruption bamf on him for teh lulz.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:51 No.15739635

    Make him a completely loyal servant. Bring him with us to >>15739619
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:51 No.15739638
    rolled 2 = 2

    Rapidly abscond to the Garden of Earthly Pleasures with the new guy.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:51 No.15739640

    I don't see why not. Let's use corruption bamf on the new guy!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/28/11(Thu)23:53 No.15739669

    Your Succubusness is still way too low to masturbate publicly!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:54 No.15739677
    Corruption bamf on the new guy
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:57 No.15739697
    then demand a piggyback ride!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)23:59 No.15739717
    He will be a fine steed.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:00 No.15739722
    BAH! It's called the Hall of EARTHLY Pleasures! What's a bigger Earthly Pleasure then sex?
    Fine, fuck the new guy in the Hall of Earthly Pleasures... behind a vase.
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)00:01 No.15739730
    >Corruption Bamf
    This sounds like a euphemism for sex.
    >What do?
    Say to the guy "did you know that you can't have sex in heaven? How about coming with me to the hall of earthly delights?
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)00:04 No.15739748
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    >Corruption Bamf the Newcomer and demand a Piggyback ride.

    The Corruption is an overwhelming success.

    Demon Grunt has joined your Party!

    Demon Grunt's Stats:
    Clout: 6
    Flightiness: 0
    Brainpower: 3
    Incubusness: 2
    Heresy: -3

    He gladly gives you a piggyback ride to the Hall of Eartly Pleasures, and you will arrive shortly.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:11 No.15739784
    We must spread the Bamf love to all the creatures of God.
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)00:12 No.15739789
    look around and see what attractions are available in said halls of earthly delights.

    ... mmm... or... do you know of any artifacts of power? magic learning centers? methods to steal the power of others for your own?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:14 No.15739806
    FUCK HIM IN THE HALL... Behind a bush or vase or something so no one can see you.
    Because APPARENTLY we can't masturbate publicly yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:16 No.15739817
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)00:18 No.15739839
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    Once you arrive at the Hall, you enter. This place used to be a really bumpin' nightclub, a really good place for all the worthless mortals to get all their sins out. They got to party until they're sick of it and it was especially awesome about fourty years ago, with all the drugs and stuff.

    Nowadays it's just a bunch of guys locked in rooms behind television and computer screens. Bo-Ring.

    From here you could proceed to one of those rooms, but all those rooms smell pretty funky, and not in the sense they meant fourty years ago. Alternatively, you could proceed to the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:19 No.15739846
    we will probably have to be fine whit cuddleing or something, besides why would a sucubi and a incubi fuck anyway? demon reproduction does not work like that and im also rather certain that sucubi drain the pleasure of the other during sex. and incubi are just male sucubi soo... yeah. 2 dry leeches leeching eachother... i feel like falukorv...
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)00:19 No.15739848

    You know there might be some really great stuff in the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures but you've never gotten past the guards to find out exactly what.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:20 No.15739861
    Enter all the rooms and bamf everyone inside
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:21 No.15739870
    i mean... bamf some more and try to "sneaky"bamf them so they don't show any sign of being bamfed, and lets make us some sleeper agents!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:21 No.15739874
    Lets go around looking for people in rooms to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:21 No.15739875
    rolled 6 = 6

    We just never had enough of us before. But that won't be a problem now.


    This is great fun, Vince! Thanks for doing this!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:24 No.15739899
    Can we teach carl [yes, i am naming the newguy] corruption bamf, please? :3
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:25 No.15739910
    A woman or a man or a dildo or SOMETHING.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:25 No.15739911
    He has a heresy of -3, I don't think he would bamf even if he knew it
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)00:26 No.15739920

    "Carl" Isn't nearly evil enough, OR smart enough. He's loyal to you, and that's what counts, you guess.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)00:29 No.15739941

    I'm going to make a point here and say that this isn't an oppertunity for you guys to have delicious stickfigure pornography, and I'm going to ignore most comments to fuck something from now on. Succubusness is basically Charisma, so treat it like so. Keep it PG-13, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:33 No.15739995
    i was hoping there would be art of piggyback ride :(
    carl needs a proper name... how about harvey? (a slight "corruption" of our own name.)
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:33 No.15740000
    Make Carl start pantsing people in the rooms for the lulz.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:35 No.15740013

    Get to BAMFin, we're gonna invade heaven with a legion of corrupted angels and newcomers.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:35 No.15740025

    Get in there and bamf some people then.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:36 No.15740031
    Oh come on, non of us asked for the pictures to be explicit. That would be a banable offense.
    Which is why a tastefully places vase would solve the problem.
    (And really, you should have expected this, making the main character a Succubus)
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)00:37 No.15740042
    to hell with fucking... EAT SOULS! om nom nomnom!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:38 No.15740054
    Lets go around the rooms looking for people to bamf
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)00:39 No.15740063
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    >You decide to Bamf Everyone.

    You go into the rooms and Bamf everyone, seeing as you can't make Sleeper Agents of any sort (You're not powerful enough yet). Instead, you now have a small army of a hundred pasty white minions!

    Your Heresy has gone up by 1! Your Heresy is now 6!

    The Minions have the following stats (each):
    Clout: 4
    Flightiness: 0
    Brainpower: 2
    Incubusness: -1
    Heresy: 1

    When we roll for them as a group, we roll 100d(stat) now.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)00:40 No.15740076

    Technically, Vhara's just a Demon Girl, not a Succubus. There's a Difference, after all.
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)00:41 No.15740081
    oh god! its an army of corrupted nerds whose earthly delights was to masturbate to internet porn... So basically fa/tg/uys

    Awesome, now that you have an army you need to conquer something...
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:41 No.15740094
    rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 4, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 4 = 63

    Have them beat down the guards to the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures so you can enter unaccosted.

    Even if they fail, sending a hundred pasty patsies to get beat on should be evil enough for a bit of Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:43 No.15740119
    Alright then, I'll compromise. A tasteful silhouette. Or just put something in the way with little legs poking out.
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)00:45 No.15740128
    we should do evil for the sake of gaining power rather then being evil for evil's sake.
    Being evil for evil's sake means sacrificing opportunities to gain power, in other words you are being self sacrificing, aka altruistic. You are altruistically sacrificing your own well being for the benefit of the "many" / "your faith".
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:50 No.15740187
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:51 No.15740202
    rolled 3, 4, 2, 4, 3, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 4, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4 = 61

    Roll their Clout. I'll do it for you.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:53 No.15740231
    I think I'm doing this wrong. I can't be rolling that consistently poor. What's the maximum number of dice the roller permits?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:55 No.15740243
    aren't we rolling a 1d100?
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)00:55 No.15740248
    don't use hidden dice and we would be able to troubleshoot it.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:56 No.15740257
    It's 100d(stat) for the army of mooks.
    For Clout, physical strength, that's 100d4. But mine's only counting up to, like 20 or so. Severely cuts off their fighting force.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)00:56 No.15740260
    rolled 3, 3, 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 4, 1, 1, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 4, 1, 2, 1, 1, 4, 2 = 55

    Seconding this.

    >ollogram tcrg

    Listen to the captcha.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:00 No.15740297
    rolled 13, 6, 12, 11, 8, 10, 12, 15, 2, 4, 1, 10, 10, 6, 16, 2, 12, 6, 2, 16, 8, 8, 15, 5, 3 = 213

    Can't roll 100d4, so rolling 25d16 instead. Same thing, pretty much.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)01:03 No.15740335
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    You don't even need to roll to know that your new nerd army can overpower those guards. You slip through while the two guards are distracted with 100 angry fat guys.

    You come to a new room with Two angels in Red and Blue clothing. The sign says that one always tells the truth and the other... always... Lies...

    Oh, for fuck's sake, don't tell you it's this stupid puzzle for like the thousandth fucking time.

    Well, how are you going to solve it this time?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:03 No.15740336
    rolled 14, 14, 8, 7, 9, 14, 5, 5, 4, 16, 16, 1, 14, 11, 5, 9, 3, 16, 2, 3, 10, 6, 8, 16, 15 = 231

    Then let's off and go at it. Provided Vince is still around.
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)01:04 No.15740342
    we should just have it as 100 * 1d(stat)... and then do the the "first five people averaged, drop lowest"
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:05 No.15740356
    rolled 8, 14, 1, 5, 8, 14, 6, 2, 7, 8, 14, 10, 15, 7, 13, 16, 15, 10, 7, 1, 11, 9, 1, 2, 4 = 208

    As which one is the liar, which one isn't. Then solve for x. I forget how this works but I've seen it so damn many times, it's ridiculous.
    >> Sciencezam Von Sciencestein !!eh0Fgi0FQSV 07/29/11(Fri)01:05 No.15740362
    First, ask a basic math question.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:07 No.15740381
    Oh man this is EASY. I see no question limiter.
    Introduce yourself. Then ask them what name you just introduced yourself by. Now you know which is the lying one and who tells the truth. Then ask them where the doors lead.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)01:07 No.15740389

    >"Which one of you always lies?"
    Red: The Blue one!
    Blue: The Red one!
    >"Which one of you always tells the truth?"
    Red: I do!
    Blue: I do!

    ... This got you presicely nowhere.
    >> Sciencezam Von Sciencestein !!eh0Fgi0FQSV 07/29/11(Fri)01:09 No.15740405
    Hey. How many fingers am I holding up? *hold up two fingers*
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:10 No.15740419
    And make sure you ask where BOTH doors lead.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:10 No.15740421

    >"My name is Vhara. What is my name?"
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)01:10 No.15740424

    >"I'm Vhara. Now, what's my name?"

    Red: Vhara!
    Blue: Shit-fuck-faced dumbass demon from hell that should crawl in a hole and die, you whore!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:13 No.15740452
    rolled 1, 15, 13, 9, 1, 6, 13, 7, 1, 15, 12, 4, 1, 5, 4, 8, 8, 11, 1, 5, 9, 13, 12, 12, 6 = 192

    Ask the red one where the doors lead. And sic the horde on the blue one.
    >> Sciencezam Von Sciencestein !!eh0Fgi0FQSV 07/29/11(Fri)01:13 No.15740454
    Okay, so the blue one tells the truth...
    >> MrTT 07/29/11(Fri)01:13 No.15740460
    puch one in the snount to establish dominance. Ask "did I just punch this guy". One of them will say yes, one of them will say no.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:15 No.15740471
    I think we know what to do now.

    Ask what's inside the room on the left.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:15 No.15740472
    Now we should figure out how knowing which one tells the truth and which one lies will get us through these doors.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:18 No.15740499

    No no no, first we ask the red one what is behind the doors, and then sic the horde on the red one. Maybe try using corruption on the blue one, but otherwise leave him alone.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:20 No.15740514
    Red and Blue PROBABLY won't attack us if we get the doors right. That's kind of part of the puzzle.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:22 No.15740530
    honestly, neither is lying. ._.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:29 No.15740599
    Technically Red got it right, that is her name.
    Blue is right about her character, but that's not her name. That's more of a description.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)01:29 No.15740602
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    >You Punch Blue in the snout to establish dominance and indignance.

    Blue: You whore, you didn't just punch me!
    Red: You punched him! That's entirely justified!


    >"Where do the Doors lead?"

    Red: My door is actually a trap that instantly disentegrates you the second you try to open it. His leads to priceless magical artefacts guarded by a now doubtlessly angry St. Peter.
    Blue: Open his door, it has candy inside! Mine has only tigers! Angry ones!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:31 No.15740622
    rolled 16, 1, 3, 12, 13, 1, 14, 15, 7, 14, 14, 9, 12, 2, 2, 8, 8, 5, 13, 13, 12, 16, 14, 9, 10 = 243

    Use some of the nerds to force Blue to open Red's door. That'll get us some heresy points. After that, use Bamf on Red.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:33 No.15740637
    We LOVE Tigers! Try to Bamf the Angels and head in Blue's Door.
    And HOPE Our Succubus is high enough to seduce Peter.

    ALTERNATIVELY! Just leave. It would TROLL THE SHIT out of them.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:35 No.15740655
    Lets bamf both the angels but keep them in this room. Whoever else comes through will get screwed over.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:36 No.15740663
    Let's see how many nerds we can recover from the previous scuffle and lead them with us into Blue's door. We need all the help we can get.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)01:37 No.15740672

    When you try to use Bamf on the angels, nothing happens. Angels appear to be immune - You have to use it on something that's not an angel.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:39 No.15740695
    use bamf on the closest amout of mass that isn't a demon or an angel.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:39 No.15740698
    Right... OPERATION 'Just Leave to screw with them' IS GO!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:43 No.15740738
    Lets just go through the right door and swarm St. Peter with our minions.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:45 No.15740766

    also, lets find a cat and give it the flu.
    don't ask.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:45 No.15740768
    Ok fine. Go back to where that sun was and bamf it!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)01:53 No.15740855
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    You head through Blue's door with the Remaining 80 Nerd Minions and Carl (He says his name is Duncan but you tell him to shut up).

    Sure enough, you come face-to-face with a very angry St. Peter, completewith flamaing sword and burning aura.

    How will our intrepid Demoness deal with an incredibly angry angel that's possibly several times more powerful than she is?

    Find out tomorrow on VharaQuest! I'm done for the night, and the thread's been Archived.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:53 No.15740857
    You want to bamf the sun?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:56 No.15740887
    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:57 No.15740897
    ask him what is his place in the universe from a cosmic perspective on life.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)01:58 No.15740906
    think through that one more time.
    or turn 90* first then 270* the other way.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)02:00 No.15740918
    New here?
    >Why do they call it an XBox 360?
    >Because you'll turn around 360 degrees and walk away!
    Old /v/ meme that's found it's way to other boards.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)02:00 No.15740923
    You should have forced the angels to open the red door for some heresy points.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)02:15 No.15741056

    It's worth a shot.

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