Kick that flower next to you.

>>15738909
yeah, seriously, fuck that flower

>>15738932
>>15738776

Do we have a cock?
Use it to fuck the flower.

>>15738909
>>15738932
>>15738941
Seriously just look at that flower, kick its ass.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15738776
5? Dude, you'll never NEVER get enough people to agree on one action and roll like that.
Except maybe fucking that flower.

rolled 3 = 3

Grind the flower to a pulp beneath our boots.

attempt to seduce the flower, thereby damning its soul forever, with your demonic wiles.....

just kidding, kick the flower

>>15738909
>>15738932
>>15738941
>>15738955
>>15738961
>>15738973


I think we're all in agreement that we should Violantly Rape that flower.

>>15738776
Um... how are you going to tell what dice someone rolls?
>>15738961 and >>15738973 both GOT a three, but how do you know what they were rolling for? (flightiness or Succubusness or whatever)?

>>15738955
>>15738932
>>15738909
>Kick the Flower

You easily estinguish the disgustingly happy flower's life with very little effort, first kicking it in the face and then stomping it into the clouds.

You gained +1 Heresy! your Heresy is now 1!

>>15738961

You'll only need to roll after you agree on an action to take. I'll tell you when to roll.

Use the flightiness skill to fly up into the sky and do some recon. Where are we? Are there denizens of heaven nearby? Is there a way out?

Seduce a cloud.

>>15739000

Masterbate onto the Dead Flowers Corpse.

>>15739000
Flip off the distant angel.

Optionally flash it an inappropriate part of your demonic body.

Now glare evilly at that angel floating around up there.

>"Your ass is next."

>>15739000
Fuck yourself.
No really, that's what we should do. Fuck ourselves silly with our tail in front of the angels, preferably angels of children or young men, that should score some HERESY points.

rolled 1 = 1

Ponder over the sun and the possibility of other levels of existence we can travel to, such as Vanaheimr or whatever

>>15739043
>>15739031

>Masturbate

While the thought of shocking all the angels like that certainly is tempting, your Succubusness isn't nearly high enough! You've spent way too long in heaven and as a result you're a kajillion times more modest as you used to be.

>>15739051

You're too distracted by dirty thoughts now to think of where you can go right now. You should probably try again when your head is clearer.

>>15739051

Seconding. Start corrupting those stupid angels!

>>15739040
This

What other evil things can we do? Piss on clouds? Burn the flower corpse? Something to get our Heresy up. Also hopefully Succubusness.

Look at that smug-ass fucking sun. Give that fucker the finger and let him know he's on our shit list.

>>15739129
>>15739040
>>15739039

>Threaten the Angel
You give a hearty glare and a flip-off to that bastard angel up there. He looks genuinely frightened and flies off shortly.

You gained +1 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 2!
You remembered the technique "Poisonous Fingernails!"

Now that your head is clear, you remember that you can head to the Hall of Earthly Pleasures and the Pearly Gates right now.

>>15739209
Go there, to that place

>>15739209
Go to the pearly gates and accost St. Peter and new arrivals.

>>15739238
This. This oughta confuse the hell out of the newcomers.

>"What's a succubus doing in heaven? This isn't heaven? YOU LIED TO US!!"

rolled 3 = 3

>>15739209
>The Garden of Earthly Delights
>Biggest party ever

Yep, we're going there. Get some girls to do the whole mermaid act.

>>15739209
>Hall of Earthly Pleasures
THAT Should allow us to get our freak on again! Go there and fuck ourselves silly!

To the Hall of Earthly Pleasures! Engage in hedonism!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15739276
>>15739270
>>15739255
>>15739245
>>15739238
>>15739226

Rollin 1d5 for the stat

go to earthly pleasures place, rape things

>>15739226
>>15739238
>>15739245

The first thing to pop into your head is to head to the Pearly Gates, so you do so.

>>15739186

You flip off the sun along the way, but he doesn't seem to notice.

At the pearly gates, you find St. Peter and one very distressed newcomer who seems to be confused at his- and your- presence here. Today seems to be a slow day.

>>15739339
seduce the newcomer, then try peter

>>15739336
>>15739297
>>15739276
>>15739270
>>15739255

You decide to go to the Hall of Earthly Pleasures after you're done here.

>>15739339
Kiss Peter STRAIGHT on the lips. Freak the newguy the FUCK out, as well as Peter.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15739339
Don't stop the hate-fest now!

Flip them both off! Shout them insults! Tell the newb he doesn't deserve this!

Moon St. Peter and tell him to get a real job!

>>15739374

This, and make sure to use tongue.

>>15739339
piggyback ride the newcomer to the halls of earthly pleasures.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15739339
Use "Poisonous Fingernails" on either or both men present.

>>15739404

This. Get your tail included if at all possible.

>>15739409
+
>>15739412
these, in conjunction.

>>15739404
>>15739374
>>15739361

>You decide to kiss Peter on the lips to freak both of them out, and maybe seduce them.

Roll your Succubusness (d6).

An average of 3 will suceed in freaking them out.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15739441
Let's get slutty!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15739441
rollan

rolled 3 = 3

rollan

rolled 3 = 3

>>15739441
DIDDLE THE BUNGHOLE WITH YOUR TAIL!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15739441

Rolling for sluttiness?

>>15739441
Lets get freaky with an angel?

rolled 4 = 4

>>15739441

Rolling!

rolled 4 = 4

>>15739441
if i roll a 1 do they just find me adorably bad at being bad? o- o

rolled 6 = 6

>>15739458
>>15739456
>>15739454
>>15739450
>>15739448
That's a lot of "meh, maybe" in a row!

rolled 3 = 3

>>15739471
i use this anons roll to look adorable!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15739441

Less nokoing dice away.

>>15739458
>>15739456
>>15739454
>>15739450
>>15739448

>Rolled 2, 2, 3, 3, 2
>Final Roll: 3

Before St. Peter can react to your presence, you kiss him right on the lips. He seems immensely embarrassed!

>>15739412

While he's Distracted, you dig your Poisonous Fingernails into his robes and scratch him, poisoning him.

St. Peter promptly faints of poisoning and embarrassment!

You knocked out a high-ranking Angel!

You got +1 Clout! Your Clout is now 5!
You got +1 Flightiness! Your Flightiness is now 6!
You got +2 Brainpower! Your Brainpower is now 6!
You got +1 Succubusness! Your Succubusness is now 7!
You got +3 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 5!

You learned the technique "Corruption Bamf"!

You better leave soon, though. St. Peter will probably be really mad when he gets up.

Can we corrupt the new guy?

>>15739596
TO THE HALL OF EARTHLY PLEASURES TO MASTURBATE PUBLICLY!

>>15739596
PIGY.BACK.RIDE.THE NEWCOMMER!
and use corruption bamf on him for teh lulz.

>>15739609
this

Make him a completely loyal servant. Bring him with us to >>15739619

rolled 2 = 2

>>15739596
Rapidly abscond to the Garden of Earthly Pleasures with the new guy.

>>15739609

I don't see why not. Let's use corruption bamf on the new guy!

>>15739609

Your Succubusness is still way too low to masturbate publicly!

Corruption bamf on the new guy

>>15739677
then demand a piggyback ride!

>>15739697
He will be a fine steed.

>>15739669
BAH! It's called the Hall of EARTHLY Pleasures! What's a bigger Earthly Pleasure then sex?
Fine, fuck the new guy in the Hall of Earthly Pleasures... behind a vase.

>Corruption Bamf
This sounds like a euphemism for sex.
>What do?
Say to the guy "did you know that you can't have sex in heaven? How about coming with me to the hall of earthly delights?

>>15739697
>>15739677
>>15739640
>>15739638
>>15739635
>>15739632
>>15739609

>Corruption Bamf the Newcomer and demand a Piggyback ride.

The Corruption is an overwhelming success.

Demon Grunt has joined your Party!

Demon Grunt's Stats:
Clout: 6
Flightiness: 0
Brainpower: 3
Incubusness: 2
Heresy: -3

He gladly gives you a piggyback ride to the Hall of Eartly Pleasures, and you will arrive shortly.

>>15739748
We must spread the Bamf love to all the creatures of God.

look around and see what attractions are available in said halls of earthly delights.

... mmm... or... do you know of any artifacts of power? magic learning centers? methods to steal the power of others for your own?

>>15739748
FUCK HIM IN THE HALL... Behind a bush or vase or something so no one can see you.
Because APPARENTLY we can't masturbate publicly yet.

>>15739806
Second.

Once you arrive at the Hall, you enter. This place used to be a really bumpin' nightclub, a really good place for all the worthless mortals to get all their sins out. They got to party until they're sick of it and it was especially awesome about fourty years ago, with all the drugs and stuff.

Nowadays it's just a bunch of guys locked in rooms behind television and computer screens. Bo-Ring.

From here you could proceed to one of those rooms, but all those rooms smell pretty funky, and not in the sense they meant fourty years ago. Alternatively, you could proceed to the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures.

>>15739806
we will probably have to be fine whit cuddleing or something, besides why would a sucubi and a incubi fuck anyway? demon reproduction does not work like that and im also rather certain that sucubi drain the pleasure of the other during sex. and incubi are just male sucubi soo... yeah. 2 dry leeches leeching eachother... i feel like falukorv...

>>15739789

You know there might be some really great stuff in the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures but you've never gotten past the guards to find out exactly what.

>>15739839
Enter all the rooms and bamf everyone inside

>>15739839
FIND MOAR PEOPLE!
i mean... bamf some more and try to "sneaky"bamf them so they don't show any sign of being bamfed, and lets make us some sleeper agents!

Lets go around looking for people in rooms to fuck.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15739848
We just never had enough of us before. But that won't be a problem now.

OPEN RANDOM DOOR!
BAMF THOSE WITHIN!
REPEAT!

This is great fun, Vince! Thanks for doing this!

Can we teach carl [yes, i am naming the newguy] corruption bamf, please? :3

JUST FUCK SOMETHING ALREADY!
A woman or a man or a dildo or SOMETHING.

>>15739899
He has a heresy of -3, I don't think he would bamf even if he knew it

>>15739899

"Carl" Isn't nearly evil enough, OR smart enough. He's loyal to you, and that's what counts, you guess.

>>15739910

I'm going to make a point here and say that this isn't an oppertunity for you guys to have delicious stickfigure pornography, and I'm going to ignore most comments to fuck something from now on. Succubusness is basically Charisma, so treat it like so. Keep it PG-13, /tg/.

i was hoping there would be art of piggyback ride :(
carl needs a proper name... how about harvey? (a slight "corruption" of our own name.)

Make Carl start pantsing people in the rooms for the lulz.

>>15739875

Get to BAMFin, we're gonna invade heaven with a legion of corrupted angels and newcomers.

>>15739920


Get in there and bamf some people then.

>>15739941
Oh come on, non of us asked for the pictures to be explicit. That would be a banable offense.
Which is why a tastefully places vase would solve the problem.
(And really, you should have expected this, making the main character a Succubus)

to hell with fucking... EAT SOULS! om nom nomnom!

Lets go around the rooms looking for people to bamf

>>15739861
>>15739870

>You decide to Bamf Everyone.

You go into the rooms and Bamf everyone, seeing as you can't make Sleeper Agents of any sort (You're not powerful enough yet). Instead, you now have a small army of a hundred pasty white minions!

Your Heresy has gone up by 1! Your Heresy is now 6!

The Minions have the following stats (each):
Clout: 4
Flightiness: 0
Brainpower: 2
Incubusness: -1
Heresy: 1

When we roll for them as a group, we roll 100d(stat) now.

>>15740031

Technically, Vhara's just a Demon Girl, not a Succubus. There's a Difference, after all.

>>15740063
oh god! its an army of corrupted nerds whose earthly delights was to masturbate to internet porn... So basically fa/tg/uys

Awesome, now that you have an army you need to conquer something...

rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 4, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 4 = 63

>>15740063
Have them beat down the guards to the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures so you can enter unaccosted.

Even if they fail, sending a hundred pasty patsies to get beat on should be evil enough for a bit of Heresy.

>>15740076
Alright then, I'll compromise. A tasteful silhouette. Or just put something in the way with little legs poking out.

we should do evil for the sake of gaining power rather then being evil for evil's sake.
Being evil for evil's sake means sacrificing opportunities to gain power, in other words you are being self sacrificing, aka altruistic. You are altruistically sacrificing your own well being for the benefit of the "many" / "your faith".

NOW MY ARMY OF MINIONS/FA/TG/UYS. SLAY THE GUARDS OF THE HALL OF SPIRITUAL PLEASURE!

rolled 3, 4, 2, 4, 3, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 4, 4, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4 = 61

>>15740187
Roll their Clout. I'll do it for you.

>>15740202
>>15740094
I think I'm doing this wrong. I can't be rolling that consistently poor. What's the maximum number of dice the roller permits?

>>15740231
aren't we rolling a 1d100?

>>15740231
don't use hidden dice and we would be able to troubleshoot it.

>>15740243
It's 100d(stat) for the army of mooks.
For Clout, physical strength, that's 100d4. But mine's only counting up to, like 20 or so. Severely cuts off their fighting force.

rolled 3, 3, 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 4, 1, 1, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 4, 1, 2, 1, 1, 4, 2 = 55

>>15740094
Seconding this.

>ollogram tcrg

Listen to the captcha.

rolled 13, 6, 12, 11, 8, 10, 12, 15, 2, 4, 1, 10, 10, 6, 16, 2, 12, 6, 2, 16, 8, 8, 15, 5, 3 = 213

Can't roll 100d4, so rolling 25d16 instead. Same thing, pretty much.

>>15740187
>>15740260
>>15740202
>>15740094

You don't even need to roll to know that your new nerd army can overpower those guards. You slip through while the two guards are distracted with 100 angry fat guys.

You come to a new room with Two angels in Red and Blue clothing. The sign says that one always tells the truth and the other... always... Lies...

Oh, for fuck's sake, don't tell you it's this stupid puzzle for like the thousandth fucking time.

Well, how are you going to solve it this time?

rolled 14, 14, 8, 7, 9, 14, 5, 5, 4, 16, 16, 1, 14, 11, 5, 9, 3, 16, 2, 3, 10, 6, 8, 16, 15 = 231

>>15740297
Then let's off and go at it. Provided Vince is still around.

we should just have it as 100 * 1d(stat)... and then do the the "first five people averaged, drop lowest"

rolled 8, 14, 1, 5, 8, 14, 6, 2, 7, 8, 14, 10, 15, 7, 13, 16, 15, 10, 7, 1, 11, 9, 1, 2, 4 = 208

>>15740335
As which one is the liar, which one isn't. Then solve for x. I forget how this works but I've seen it so damn many times, it's ridiculous.

>>15740335
First, ask a basic math question.

>>15740335
Oh man this is EASY. I see no question limiter.
Introduce yourself. Then ask them what name you just introduced yourself by. Now you know which is the lying one and who tells the truth. Then ask them where the doors lead.

>>15740356

>"Which one of you always lies?"
Red: The Blue one!
Blue: The Red one!
>"Which one of you always tells the truth?"
Red: I do!
Blue: I do!

... This got you presicely nowhere.

>>15740389
Hey. How many fingers am I holding up? *hold up two fingers*

>>15740381
JUST GO WITH THIS!
And make sure you ask where BOTH doors lead.

>>15740389

>"My name is Vhara. What is my name?"

>>15740381

>"I'm Vhara. Now, what's my name?"

Red: Vhara!
Blue: Shit-fuck-faced dumbass demon from hell that should crawl in a hole and die, you whore!

rolled 1, 15, 13, 9, 1, 6, 13, 7, 1, 15, 12, 4, 1, 5, 4, 8, 8, 11, 1, 5, 9, 13, 12, 12, 6 = 192

>>15740424
Ask the red one where the doors lead. And sic the horde on the blue one.

>>15740424
Okay, so the blue one tells the truth...

puch one in the snount to establish dominance. Ask "did I just punch this guy". One of them will say yes, one of them will say no.

I think we know what to do now.

Ask what's inside the room on the left.

>>15740424
Now we should figure out how knowing which one tells the truth and which one lies will get us through these doors.

>>15740452

No no no, first we ask the red one what is behind the doors, and then sic the horde on the red one. Maybe try using corruption on the blue one, but otherwise leave him alone.

Red and Blue PROBABLY won't attack us if we get the doors right. That's kind of part of the puzzle.

>>15740424
honestly, neither is lying. ._.

>>15740530
Technically Red got it right, that is her name.
Blue is right about her character, but that's not her name. That's more of a description.

>>15740460

>You Punch Blue in the snout to establish dominance and indignance.

Blue: You whore, you didn't just punch me!
Red: You punched him! That's entirely justified!

>>15740419
>>15740452

>"Where do the Doors lead?"

Red: My door is actually a trap that instantly disentegrates you the second you try to open it. His leads to priceless magical artefacts guarded by a now doubtlessly angry St. Peter.
Blue: Open his door, it has candy inside! Mine has only tigers! Angry ones!

rolled 16, 1, 3, 12, 13, 1, 14, 15, 7, 14, 14, 9, 12, 2, 2, 8, 8, 5, 13, 13, 12, 16, 14, 9, 10 = 243

>>15740602
Use some of the nerds to force Blue to open Red's door. That'll get us some heresy points. After that, use Bamf on Red.

>>15740602
We LOVE Tigers! Try to Bamf the Angels and head in Blue's Door.
And HOPE Our Succubus is high enough to seduce Peter.

ALTERNATIVELY! Just leave. It would TROLL THE SHIT out of them.

>>15740637
Lets bamf both the angels but keep them in this room. Whoever else comes through will get screwed over.

>>15740602
Let's see how many nerds we can recover from the previous scuffle and lead them with us into Blue's door. We need all the help we can get.

>>15740655
>>15740637

When you try to use Bamf on the angels, nothing happens. Angels appear to be immune - You have to use it on something that's not an angel.

>>15740672
use bamf on the closest amout of mass that isn't a demon or an angel.

>>15740672
Right... OPERATION 'Just Leave to screw with them' IS GO!

Lets just go through the right door and swarm St. Peter with our minions.

>>15740698
this.

also, lets find a cat and give it the flu.
don't ask.

Ok fine. Go back to where that sun was and bamf it!

>>15740637
>>15740663

You head through Blue's door with the Remaining 80 Nerd Minions and Carl (He says his name is Duncan but you tell him to shut up).

Sure enough, you come face-to-face with a very angry St. Peter, completewith flamaing sword and burning aura.

How will our intrepid Demoness deal with an incredibly angry angel that's possibly several times more powerful than she is?

Find out tomorrow on VharaQuest! I'm done for the night, and the thread's been Archived.

>>15740768
You want to bamf the sun?

>>15740855
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>15740855
ask him what is his place in the universe from a cosmic perspective on life.

>>15740887
think through that one more time.
or turn 90* first then 270* the other way.

>>15740906
New here?
>Why do they call it an XBox 360?
>Because you'll turn around 360 degrees and walk away!
Old /v/ meme that's found it's way to other boards.

>>15740855
You should have forced the angels to open the red door for some heresy points.

>>15740857

It's worth a shot.