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    257 KB Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)21:56 No.15762579  
    >Talk to /tg/ about game I'm in with a bunch of furries.
    >They hating on me
    >Dude playing as a monkey man comes with me.
    >Save a shit ton of human slaves.
    >During our journey, we're attacked by a huge army trying to get the slaves back.
    >Monkey bro says he'll stay behind and hold them off.
    >My characters face when he finds Monkey bro's body a week later.

    Sad character stories general?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)21:58 No.15762605
    . . . This premise sounds familiar. The "Furries, furries everywhere. And only the monkey's a bro" part.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:01 No.15762635
    My team is full of lobster-men. I'm a fucking brain with tentacles. Fuck, I hate lobster-men.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:03 No.15762661
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    I'm this guy.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:07 No.15762695

    So... did it work well?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:07 No.15762698

    Oh god, finally an update, tell us more OP
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:08 No.15762712
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    That'd explain it, then.

    Allow me to adjust my reaction, then.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:09 No.15762726
    rolled 5 = 5

    Is it storytime? I love storytime.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:11 No.15762739
    No! Not monkeybro! Those monsters!
    Now you must bring the story to the primates. Tell them your tale, OP, and rally them to your cause. A righteous war is upon us.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:12 No.15762749
    Dammit, you guys didn't make a mecha out of the train?! or unite mankind to fight the furry kingdom?! Goddammit!
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:13 No.15762755

    Gurren Lagann reference?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:14 No.15762766
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    We were near the boarder of a land that the kingdom we dicked around in wouldn't dare cross.
    The problem was that they would catch us before we could cross it.
    Monkey Bro (Oddly enough named Monkey) said he would stay behind and hold them off.
    After some "CANT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU" Shtick, he told me I have other responsibilities and he would stay behind and fend them off.

    The trip to the human settlements was about 5 days on foot and 2 days on horseback. So when I told them the 1.2, they lent me a horse and I rode back there.
    What I found was a pile of bodies with Monkey slumped over at the bottom.
    He was holding on to a note written in his own blood.
    "Thank you for being my friend.".
    The other thing I noticed was the banner near the side of the carnage that the leader of our old party always liked to put down when he "conquers" a opponent.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:14 No.15762769
    I thought that was a different guy who was dealing with elves and druids.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:16 No.15762782
    rolled 9 = 9

    I think your course is clear. Build up your powerbase and kill them all.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:17 No.15762795
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    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:20 No.15762821

    . . .

    You're going to slaughter those guys from your old party, right? Like, six or seven times each? And then once more for Monkey, Bro-est Bro in all of Furrytopia?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:21 No.15762827

    So... what? The players decided to kill off that player and the GM was totally cool with that?

    How does this make any sense? Are all the players and the GM except for you and that one guy totally against people/wanna play out furry fuck fantasies? If that's the case, why not just leave?

    I'd have said "or better yet, leave and put a severed wolf head on their door" but I realize that's just make you their level and that'd be horrible cruel to that wolf who suffered because of human's stupidly trying to speak for him when his thoughts amount to little more than "Gotta get food! Gotta get food! Gotta get food!"
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:21 No.15762828
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    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:21 No.15762835
    I would have liked it better if he was on top of the pile.

    (In my head I'm wondering how Monkey got under people he killed who were under other people he killed)

    Other than that, "Epic Tale Amigo"
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:21 No.15762836
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    >>At first I manly-teared
    >>But then I pic related.
    Hunt them down like the bitches they are.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:22 No.15762849
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    You know what must be done.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:23 No.15762859
    Time to wreck house, OP.

    Give us your character, class, and system. /tg/ takes care of its own, and their bros.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:24 No.15762862
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    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:24 No.15762874
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    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:24 No.15762875
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    >Are all the players and the GM

    From what I recall, the GM has actually been pretty awesome about the whole thing. If he was simply a "THAT GM", he would never have allowed the OP and Monkey-bro to go off on their own in the first place, right?

    It was entirely Monkey's decision to remain behind and hold them off. Decisions like that should always have consequences, and I'm glad the GM didn't pull something out of his ass just to soften the blow.

    If anything, he's helping the OP build up the other players as the villains.
    >> Titanium Man 07/30/11(Sat)22:26 No.15762897
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    They must know true pain.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:26 No.15762901
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    I'm actually starting to understand what the GM's getting at.
    Furry or not, dude has a passion for story telling.

    Pretty much, its a not so black and white morality going on. To me and Monkey bro and the escaped refugee's, we were slaves just trying to get home and away from all the violence they had to take. But to them, we're terrorists and escaped criminals.
    So they murdered Monkey bro as a benefit to the kingdom, and Monkey bro made a heroic last stand to save his friends.

    Either or, they unleashed the fucking hurricane.
    >> Titanium Man 07/30/11(Sat)22:27 No.15762908
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    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:27 No.15762911
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    They killed monkey? Those motherfuckers!
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:27 No.15762915
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    send them a big ol' FUCK YOU with a bit of HUMANITY! FUCK YEAH thrown in.

    Also taunt the furries as being a short-livved race that was still crawling in the dirt when humanity was kicking ass and taking names!
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:28 No.15762918
    And now I have the mental image of Guts running off to find the old leader of his past group so he could take revenge for his friends death.

    ...sounds familiar yet different...
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:30 No.15762942
    Are you still here OP? What are you planning to do now?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:30 No.15762944
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    This, OP.

    For Monkey Bro.

    >Rellat from

    He will Captcha, he will.
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/30/11(Sat)22:32 No.15762972
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    This. I'm pissed off with inter-party bullshit like this. Are all the players just cool with this? Is monkey-bro? Normally I'm all for PCs working out a little drama via stuff like this, IF the PCs themselves are chill with PKing and all that.

    From the sound of it, it sounds like furfaggotry most foul, followed by filthy murder of a faithful friend. Honest to god, the characters are all this hostile?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:32 No.15762973
    "During the Napoleonic wars, a French ship of the type chasse marée was wrecked off the coast of Hartlepool. The only survivor was a monkey, wearing a French uniform (allegedly)-(presumably to provide amusement for those on board the ship). On finding the monkey, some locals decided to hold an impromptu trial on the beach; since the monkey was unable to answer their questions, and many locals were unaware of what a Frenchman may look like, they concluded that the monkey was in fact a French spy. Just to make sure, the animal was thus sentenced to death and hanged from the mast of a fishing boat on the Headland."
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:33 No.15762980
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    You know, if OP were an elf and the other guys were humans, this would be a good rule of thumb.

    Now then. Kick ass. Take names. If you can't get mad enough at them, imagine them as the na'vi and pic related
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:35 No.15763010
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    The dude who plays Monkey Bro is coming back with a new character.
    A silver back gorilla who comes from the same chapter house as Monkey bro who's looking for his "Big bro monkey.".
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:37 No.15763036
    We should take the Planet of the Apes solution.
    Humans are the brains
    Gorillas are the negotiators
    Chimpanzees are the warriors

    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:37 No.15763039
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    Oh fuck...
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:37 No.15763044
    I see it as a story.

    An epic tale where friends become enemies in a situation that's not so black and white.

    One side sees the other as wrong and so does the other. Then it cones down to each characters resolve and strength.

    I'm sure the players would be fine with it, I don't see how they wouldn't be if it's still going.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:38 No.15763046
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    Holy shit.

    I just realized that with Monkey becaming a martyr, he also became an idol to be plastered in canvases proclaming revolution and sang in the songs of sacrifce.
    Rebellious Che Guevara in the eyes of the youth and a crazy Jihadist in the eyes of furries...
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:38 No.15763047
    Or let's not have a caste system so we are actually superior to the furry alliance persecuting humanity.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:38 No.15763058
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    As a guy who likes stories of betrayal and shenanigans. Kill them all. Burn them with fire, make them regret killing that bro. Pick them apart, piece by mother fucking piece, you don't kill a bro and get away with it. Oh no, there's fucking consequences for that shit.

    Image related (somewhat)
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:39 No.15763074
    >Monkey is bigger than Gorrilla

    But it's cool that they gave the guy a new Character. Better than leaving a buddy out of a game.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:39 No.15763075

    If we must

    >puts away greater good propaganda
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:40 No.15763077
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    >A silver back gorilla who comes from the same chapter house as Monkey bro who's looking for his "Big bro monkey.".
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:40 No.15763086
    The subjucation of man ends with you Op! You and your kind, with their relatives of Simia' shall unite and together bring this world to its -knees- a shattered race shall rise above its oppressors and shall rule this world! Take from them everything OP, make them watch as their cities BURN. As their entire wretched species are torn limb from limb! REVEL IN THE SLAUGHTER OF YOUR FOES, THE ENEMY OF MAN! Those that join you, not through fear but through loyalty and friendship shall be spared and rewarded, tear this world's foundation out from beneath your foe's feet and build it anew in MANS glorious image.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:40 No.15763089

    probably more of an age thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:41 No.15763100

    OP: we are waiting. To help make you an absolutely godlike force of vengeance
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:43 No.15763113
    would that be "DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF 'MIAN since its a united empire of simians?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:43 No.15763116
    Basically, yeah. Simians are your closest natural allies, so conduct a Simian/Human alliance and bring the pain. Get octopuses and crows on your side if you can, just for good measure.
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/30/11(Sat)22:44 No.15763121
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    Derp, I got replied to. SARNATH'D!

    if the DM is being a sound storyteller here, use this for drama. Your PC has his motives, just as the other PCs do. From an objective viewpoint, good and evil aren't in play as much here as much as competing factions with their own goals of various moral worth. Think Legend of Galactic Heroes, or a Jet Li's Hero. Different factions, different ideals, but ultimately folks vying for power.


    Monkey-bro's new character must be called Caesar. Just avoid the whole stupid racial dichotomy BS like so many folks do


    Pretty much this. Make the characters people, and it all becomes a delicious story rather than ROLL FOR INITIATIVE all the time.

    Might I ask the system you're using? Because, if the rules allow for it, I'm always down for abusing economics to get what you want. Pic related: it's a wolf economist PC I'd personally roll up if I could play with you all
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:45 No.15763130
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    Also cuttlefish, coconut crabs (pic related) and any denizins of australia
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:46 No.15763138
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    Make sure the silverback guy says the lines "that really rustled my Jimmies"
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:46 No.15763141
    >Get octopuses and crows on your side
    Holy shit, the ruinous powers as well? That could prove risky...
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    I fucking wish.
    I practically begged the GM to let some of you guys in, but he said he'd rather just keep it between me and Monkey Bro against the main party and the other furry's.
    We're technically the secret big bads of the roleplay, but he already said if our plans are better and we do things better, we have a good chance of winning.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:47 No.15763152
    >monkey bro

    Hahahah, disembodied monkey dick.
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/30/11(Sat)22:48 No.15763175
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    What would octopi, crows & crabs get out of an alliance/ Simians, sure - you're similar in morphology compared to the furries, and fall under a similar racial stigma as humans, i'm guessing.

    But crows? Would Tengu-folk really give two shits? Octopi? Fuck your shit, I'm living underwater, eating my fish and laughing at the land-dweller drama. Coconut crabs too - why should they care about simians?
    >> Titanium Man 07/30/11(Sat)22:49 No.15763178

    >Monkey-bro's new character must be called Caesar

    And if he dies too, OP can shout CAEEEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAR
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:49 No.15763179

    Well, if e can't help directly, how about your level, class stats, etc, and game system so we can.... bend the limits.

    by which I mean make your character nearly unstoppable
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:50 No.15763191
    >Et tu, Bro-te?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:50 No.15763193
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    Ave, true to Caesar
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:50 No.15763194
    I think Brutus would be better.
    If/When he dies, OP can roll out a quote.
    "You too, Brutus..."
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:51 No.15763196
    While we are at it, what happened with this guy? Did he ever returned?

    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:51 No.15763201

    We cut them in on he plunder. Greed applies to all species, so if we promise them enough from the ruined nation they should be willing to help out
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:53 No.15763220
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    Holy shit, I'll be sure to relay that to him.
    GURPS system. I'm surprised they aren't using Ironclaw or whatever its called.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:53 No.15763221
    The octopodes and crow should understand and respect the intelligence of the simians. They can be bought or persuaded into joining. Perhaps even outright lied to. Propaganda can be a powerful thing. As for the crab? Eh, fuck em.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:54 No.15763236
    >We're technically the secret big bads of the roleplay, but he already said if our plans are better and we do things better, we have a good chance of winning.
    Interesting, so...

    >We were near the boarder of a land that the kingdom we dicked around in wouldn't dare cross.
    DETAILS NOW. What lies beyond this border that the furscum fear so?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)22:57 No.15763263
    If it's a broken statue of liberty.......

    If we have some sort of simian empire over there, maybe you could try raising some support for the slaves? if that doesn't work you could pull off a false flag operation by posing as slaves being forced to attack them.....
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    >What lies beyond this border that the furscum fear so?

    IT IS MAN!

    Seriously though, they're scared as fuck of Humans in large groups that can defend themselves. Most clans out in the "oh fuck" zone are armed to the teeth, they just need to be convinced to work together.
    >> Titanium Man 07/30/11(Sat)22:58 No.15763284
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    >wasn't actually thinking about that Caesar...but whatever OP wants, that's cool with me
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    >And thus we rode to the four winds to unite the clans under one banner...
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:00 No.15763306
    Well, the path is obvious, then. Did you know that gunpowder is made out of charcoal, latrine liquid, and sulfur? Because it is. Begin experimentation in alchemy, receive firearms.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:02 No.15763315



    Find some way to rally the various clans. Gold and plunder works well, historically speaking, but the ones that emphasize freedom or the ones that help other tribes out a lot might be convinced by literally begging them to help free their fellow men from the furry menace.

    If all else fails, conquer a few. start facism. make the furry empire the enemy, emphasize their fellows rotting in chains, bound to cruel masters.
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    This info pic has tons of useful things your human kingdom (or Republic? Nah.) could learn/use.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:04 No.15763331
    Yes, crush the fantasy world under the heel of SCIENCE!
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    Good sir, I do not know what this 'alchemy' is! I'll be sure to write it down and 'hand it' to the proper 'authorities'.

    I'm already making my battle standard the tatoo on Monkey's back that he fucking loved.
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/30/11(Sat)23:04 No.15763336
    Depends on how tied to realism OP & his buddies are. If they are, that MIGHT be a problem, (See Medieval Engineering II on the SupTG archive - there's a whole debate on the problems of making firearms if you lack a proper manufacturing base.

    That being said, a few home-made bombs can do wonders for things like destroying enemy structures, creating distractions, etc.

    Is there any magic in this setting? Or are we dealing with medieval fantasy, with animal people?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:05 No.15763341

    Gentlemen! his path is obvious!

    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:05 No.15763343

    It's perfect, tour GM will love it
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:05 No.15763346
    Fuck off with your fucking 40k.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:05 No.15763349
    Is there a map of the region that can be posted? Could be useful for war planning at some point in the future.
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    Here you go...

    >>15763306 latrine liquid
    Some processing required though. And there's always the whole "what you know vs what your character knows" bit. I doubt the has played the character as someone who just randomly been mixing and igniting stuff. It might not cause rocks to fall, but having an experimental gun blow up in your face can ruin your day just as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:09 No.15763380
    >See Medieval Engineering II on the SupTG archive - there's a whole debate on the problems of making firearms if you lack a proper manufacturing base.
    What's to debate? I make it in my back yard with a few barrels and a wooden trough for Revolutionary War reenactments. Yes, I use an outhouse specifically for this purpose. No, I don't buy the sulfur, I live on a dormant volcano.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:12 No.15763396
    >Some processing required though.
    Letting it sit in the sun in a barrel, filtering it through ashes, letting it dry, and scraping the crystals.
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    Proof that yet again /tg/ gets shit done. Here is a picture of your future army. (if you get firearms.)
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    I would need to travel back into hostile territory to retrieve the map before he'll give me a link to it.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:13 No.15763406
    >I doubt the has played the character as someone who just randomly been mixing and igniting stuff.
    That's what NPCs are for. Possibly this new gorilla character. How awesome would a gorilla chemist be?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:13 No.15763410
    The inhabitants have surely mapped out the region, you should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:13 No.15763411
    OP is living proof that there ARE heroes left in man.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:15 No.15763421
    Disappear into the human lands. Don't make your presence known to the furries. To them, you just ran away.
    But in reality, you are building an army, nay, an EMPIRE of humans and simians alike.
    After many years of peace, animal people will grow sluggish, lazy, and most of all, unexcpecting.
    When their doomsday comes in the form of your army marching orderly towards their borders, they will be in chaos due to fear.
    You are to be that land's Tshengish Khan and Hitler. Nothing will remain besides ash after your army passes. And from those ashes, the phoenix of a new dawn shall rise and shine brighter than a thousand suns.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:17 No.15763442
    Fuck yeah, OP. Kill them. Kill them all.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:18 No.15763447
    They shall decide the fate, of all mankind!
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/30/11(Sat)23:21 No.15763468
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    The debate was a matter of supply lines. Can armies travelling abroad be expected to make the stuff in their own back yard? If not, can you have fast enough and stable enough supply lines to make using guns worthwhile?

    Guns are great weapons, but you need to manufacture them. Dothe simians have enough of an industrial base to mass-produce them? Is there metal enough to spare? What kind of tech levels to the 'Mians have?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:22 No.15763477
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    Your revenge has to be something extra OP, like pic related.
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/30/11(Sat)23:24 No.15763495
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    Should we archive this thread? I'm rather liking the look of this storytime, it seems to have an ongoing history.

    Should we commemorate Monkey-bro's passing by saving it to the archives of /tg/'s common lore? I for one say yes, but I find myself wanting to do that to every other thread I post in, and feel a second opinion would be best/
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:26 No.15763504
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    if it makes you feel any better.
    Almost everyone in the clans are armed to the teeth with swords and axes and claymores and shit.

    GM wants me to stick around something fierce.
    So I'm pretty much doing this for every hanged man, every raped woman, every beaten child, and Monkey bro.
    I already got the clan of the slaves I saved on my side, but if I can even so much as take the head of the leader of the player party. then I won.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:26 No.15763515
    Ah, but building infrastructure is a great stable of building an empire. It'll turn out if he can gather enough manpower and intellectuals.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:26 No.15763517
    I think a drawfag should draw Monkey Bro fending off many enemies to commemorate his heroics.
    >> Titanium Man 07/30/11(Sat)23:32 No.15763554

    I always thought this page would be better without all the bolded words. Just basic, after-the-fact narration. "Oh, hey, and he hanged himself, by the way."
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:32 No.15763556

    I agree. OP, what exactly did Monkey-Bro look like?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:33 No.15763564
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    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:34 No.15763580
    Allright, we're going to steal an idea right out of the later books of Black Company.
    They are essentially thermite Roman Candles the size of rifles. And later on some big ones the size of bazookas.
    If you can find one chemist, or the bro player makes himself a science gorilla, you make your muskets shoot balls of thermite.
    Which is essentially powdered rust and aluminium. Make paper or cloth cartridges, and you've got yourself one hell of a terror weapon.
    Build a gravity-fed rotary cannon and you can level a place in no time.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:35 No.15763582
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    I propose that you then take a look of another famous army that ruined the fantasy lands day, BIG TIME.

    Armies of Mordor. You are to become Sauron. You can build siege engines that are still fierce, armor that is reminicent to the great devils from hell. Monkey battering rams, monkey ballistas, human siege towers, gorilla cannons!
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:36 No.15763600
    This is his character potrait.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:38 No.15763614
    And what I meant by those ideas was the visual side. Not actual sige towers made out of humans or cannons made out of gorillas, or ones that shoot gorillas... But then again, we could make ballista fired gliders.
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/30/11(Sat)23:40 No.15763622
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    Oh, no denying it. If we can handwave it all and say "Rule of Cool, Do Pic Related", then this is fucking awesome. I know little about GURPS, but from what I've gleaned from /tg/, wikipedia and 1d4chan, it tends towards having complicated rules which can account for EVERYTHING.

    Given a more simulationist approach, I feared that somehow Our Heroes might not be able to make a manufacturing base switch over from working with bronze age technology to full on industrial warfare work feasibly.

    Unless I go all metagamey bitch here and read every-fucking-thing written re: GURPS, I thought it might be better to tread with caution before saying "Let's build guns and go rare game hunting!" lest we end up not having enough folks to man the factories and bring in the harvest or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:41 No.15763631

    He truly was a bro.

    Also, the towers and siege engines must be adorned with the bleached bones of furries.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:48 No.15763682
    If I remember correctly from the last thread, OP mentioned rescuing the slaves from a train. He may have meant "caravan," but food for thought. Plenty of times through history there were technologies completely available for someone to discover them, but no one had thought of doing it yet.
    For example: It would have been completely possible for something like the AK-47 to have been used in the American Civil War. All the technologies needed had been discovered, it's just no-one had figured out how to make an assault rifle yet. The right mind in the right place with the right backing and it would have happened.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:49 No.15763694
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    I fully support the use of bamboo poles in the purge.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:56 No.15763738
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    So /tg/.
    My plans are.
    1. unite the clans of Man, get everyone working together and make a actual standing army.
    2. make a alliance with the Simians, since most of them have a broner for humans, this is possible, get them on our sides, not only do we get harier humans with shit brickhouse strength, but we also get industry and war machines.

    3. take the heads of the player party, one by one.

    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)23:59 No.15763759
    I do like this.

    As long as you come back with a storytime thread OP
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:02 No.15763785

    Don't stop until there are seven seas of blood beneath your feet.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:04 No.15763800
    Remember, they're more than allies. They may look different, but genetically they're you're brothers. Don't use them as expendable troops. Treat them with respect.

    Massacre everyone and anything that gets in your way. Carve Caesar's likeness in their holy places. Turn their temples into charnal houses.
    >> WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ 07/31/11(Sun)00:06 No.15763811
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    I like the sound of this.

    I archived the thread for good measure. Fuck me, I love a good storytime.

    Good luck, OP. Share us your stories!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:06 No.15763819
    Make threads so we can help you strategize when you play. You'd be surprised how many guys here know quite a bit about ancient warfare.

    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:07 No.15763823
    Of course they're my brothers.
    Monkey bro was my characters best friend down to the core.
    Monkey bro used to steal almost everything he could find from the furries and cities. But he never stole from me and he even shared his spoils with me because of the whole "Us simians have to stick together!" thing.

    The greatest thing that could happen would be a melting pot community between the humans and the apes.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:07 No.15763826
    Somebody had better fucking archive this, I have to get off the computer so my whorish sister can facebook.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:16 No.15763906
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    OP would do well to remember the line between justice and spite. Hail your fallen comrade as a hero. Build temples and sanctums for him. Rally your men with his name. Seek justice for him and his cause. Make the battlefields turn red with the blood of those who would oppress you. But once you cross that line into spiteful destruction, you help no one and your cause is lost.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:29 No.15763996
    OP, can you give us a basic rundown of the world you are playing in?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:49 No.15764132
    OP, recover your former party member's flag. Then once you have a fighting force to speak of, destroy a village. Burn it to the ground. And then as the last resident dies, plant the flag firmly into the center of the village. If any of your human or civilian allies die, declare them to be ambassadors and dress them accordingly. Contact the furry nation and declare that if the ones responsible for this atrocity against your brothers, the might of the Hominidae United will set upon them.

    If they take the evidence against your party, then two nations will be against them. If they don't (which admittedly is the most likely result), then you have a nation to topple with SCIENCE.

    Get to it, Man.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:53 No.15764167
    >Hominidae United
    Heh, I like this. OP, you should use this as the name of your movement, regardless of whether you use his plan or not.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)00:59 No.15764216
    Alternatively, Order of Primates or Primate Order. I was trying to be scientific, but wasn't sure of all the types of primate involved.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)01:33 No.15764527
    Only if the grandmaster will be called Optimus Primate.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)01:48 No.15764661
    +1 devious points.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)01:51 No.15764693
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    Its furry season.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)01:57 No.15764737
    Your GM is cool for going along with this. /tg/ shits on furries a lot and I'm glad to see you're hanging out with someone who's so committed to defying the stereotype.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)02:09 No.15764833
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    >Guts vs Furries

    But who was Skeleton Knight?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)02:11 No.15764851
    Remember that you can substitute tin for aluminium to make thermite.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)02:31 No.15765008
    Thank you. I got the idea from the Gleiwitz incident which prompted the invasion of Poland.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)03:14 No.15765399
    ITT: /tg/ is now OP's War Council to determine how to defeat the furry and avenge Monkey.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)03:20 No.15765463
    I am skeleton jelly?
    NO! I am skeleton jelly!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)03:23 No.15765500
    I read that little comic. Was it supposed to be as nonsensical and unreal as Czarnosc?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)03:44 No.15765666
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    Actually, a thought I had was staring an all out war with the fur people might cause a concentration camp scenario, all the 'mians left in furry lands being rounded up and worked literally to death. My recommendation would be to engage in commando tactics, sneaking in, murdering an entire town and razing it the ground, leaving behind a message saying the killing will end when the furry party dies. One or two times, the kingdom might ignore it, feeling the heroes to be worth more than a few towns of peasants, but enough killing, and then the furry party becomes outlaws in their own lands, running for their life, and that's when you strike, they're tired, resources spent, and you strike them down like the dogs they are.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)03:58 No.15765795
    Then as part of your commando teams, you need to work on an underground railroad/propaganda arrangement. Start getting simian folks to your kingdoms, or at least out of town.
    Propaganda wise, try spreading tales that the furries have started getting scared of something the Human Clans have found, and are going to start rounding up and 'dissapearing' humans and sympathizing simians.
    Combine that with commando strikes targeted at villages with high human/simian populations and you can make enough people to believe in it and make it real.
    During your commando strikes be certain to leave only rare select survivors if any, and raze and raid appropriately. The Underground network should hopefully be smoother to set up at that point, but I have no advice there.
    Hopefully, you can get unrest in the Furry Kingdoms to a palpable level, enough that the monarchs are at odds with the people as the common furry demands justice while the rulers remain mystified and hesitant, lacking any sort of solid information.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)04:23 No.15765966
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    Further bumped
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)05:06 No.15766317
    See, what really needs to happen is he needs to build a literal underground railroad or something.

    And then he has to sink their cities. He has to hold entire cities for ransom with the ransom being every primate and the heads of the party members.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)05:11 No.15766366
    Too much room for sedition in the primates. A classical 1800's underground railroad will insure that the ones who are joining the United Clans will help make sure that those who get here will be less likely to desert or spy.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)05:33 No.15766505
    This, OP

    Nothing crushes the spirit of the simian, but make it a crusade that would make monkeybro proud
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)05:45 No.15766576
    >Tshengish Khan
    >not Genghis Khan

    I want to write a novel set in a world like this. The great empire of the anthros, creatures born from human magic gone awry. The other primates, awakened in their own right. And the elder races, the humans being the most prevalent.

    And then the anthros fall.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)06:29 No.15766788
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    Why do you /k/unts always want the protagonist to use guns? They're nice and all, but this is not about dakka. This is about purging. PURGING, I tell you. You do not purge with guns, YOU PURGE WITH FIRE.

    Now, I'm not talking about burning down their homes and cities, though that is certainly a part of it. What I'm talking about is burning them on the battlefield. Burning them alive. If you want to spread the hate, let the few battle-scarred survivors go home with the pictures of burning abominations, desperately trying to claw the napalm and crude oil out of their fur, yet only succeding in tearing burnt and melting strips of skin off etched into their memory.

    In these close-combat focused worlds, there is no reason not to use these. The close-combatants (barbarians, swordfighters, rogues) will be drawn to the Flamer units because they expect them not to put up much of a fight, what with them only holding a weird assortment of tubes in their hands, but will be very, very suprised once they come closer.

    Building them without an integral fuel-pump is possible too, reference the Greek Fire Syphon or the made-by-fratboys Super Soaker flamethrower for this.

    Additonal video to inspire flaming fury:

    >promisi San
    Sorry Captcha, I really cannot promise that I'm still sane, not with all the pictures of burning people going through my head.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:03 No.15766958
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    More Pic Related for you guys.
    >> The Harlequin Rose 07/31/11(Sun)07:03 No.15766959
    Reminds me of a setting I did a while ago, which was basically Africa world, with all the animals anthro. Most animals were just in bush tribes with spears and such. But the largest and most technological nation was that made of the apes, who had managed to create guns.

    It had humans as intelligent ones, acting as inventers, leaders, craftsmen, and wizards.
    Gorillas as the spiritual ones, being natural mediators and peace keepers. They were druids and clerics.
    Chimpanzees were the warrior castes, from common foot soldier to generals (Bonobos are their hippy counterparts)
    Orangutans were more solitary hermit types but also acted as shock and heavy troops alongside Gorillas in war. They also made a lot of the merchant folk.
    Gibbons were the rogues, rangers, and just general sneaky types in war times. As well as acting as the nations hillbilly low class.

    Monkeys and lesser primates were used as slaves who were capable of buying their freedom.
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    Here we go with dat siphon.
    >> Spy 07/31/11(Sun)12:31 No.15768782
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    kill them all.....
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)13:00 No.15768957
    And thus Zarus was born into this world...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)15:15 No.15769903
    So what does the furry party consist of and look like?

    Also do they have any possible connections that might seem irrelevant or unimportant now, but later that might mean a huge deal(such as winning this whole ordeal)? Maybe any OP might know of due to adventuring with the party before the betrayal of Caesar, so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)16:38 No.15770524
    >And lo the Great Liberator did lead the armies of Men against the armies of Beasts, but he did not lay waste to them as was his wont. He called out the beasts who had betrayed him, children, and do you know what happened then?
    >ohohohoho, no no children. The Liberator was a great man, he offered them peace under his rule. They would fall back to forests as is the place of Beasts and live in peace. Men would take the plains, the mountains, cities, but the Beasts would have their home too... only... Beasts are proud, children, and so they spat at the Liberator's feet.
    But the Liberator showed his greatness once more, offered to spare their armies by facing off in single combat, but the Beasts were craven, and drew their blades on him at once. The battle was terrible. Many good men died that day, but they felled many more Beasts. The Liberator killed his Betrayers, and exterminated their treacherous race from these lands.
    Still, some say the Beasts are still trying to usurp the world of men, so what do you do when a Beasts talks to you?
    >Children (Altogether): To words, pay no heed, but watch their every deed.
    >That's right, now off to bed, darlings, sweet dreams

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