- chatted with Eldar captive, brainwashed/seduced some more and planned to make her your waifu as part of yet-to-be-fully-realized scheme to convert Eldar to Chaos
- called for war council, formed schemes
- got attacked by Eldar ships
- warpstorm got created and your war council was teleported onto the Eldar flagship
- butchered a bunch of Eldar, captured about a dozen and converted one to Chaos
- encountered the ship’s High Seer and her retinue
- threw a dreadclaw at her, had Ahriman take her to ship
- killed some more Eldar
- encountered elite Eldar force, scared the shit out of them so bad they fled in terror
- had Eldar fleet surrender, raped two Seers
- found the wounded Noddaba, had half your boarding party wiped out by a Wraith-Giant
- fought with Wraith-Giant that you eventually corrupted with warp energies
- raped some bitches
- found Master of Hounds with half of body missing, sent to jokaero to be turned into an FMA-style cyborg
- got back to Spirit of Vengeance with Eldar captives
- attempted to convert High Seer to chaos, got her extremely pissed
- High Seer goes berserk and kills a converted Eldar, attacks Kharn
- bloody/sexy/awesome fight occurs, you record the entire thing
(continuing)

IM FASTER THAN YOU OP

You hear the clanking sound of astares armour nearby. Suddenly you see Ahriman pushing his way through the crowd of gathered serfs and slaves, following him are several chaos marines.

The sorcerer enters the room and gazes upon the scene before him in shock. There is a knocked-out and extremely wounded High Seer, Kharn standing with his armour cracked and broken all over, a naked Eldar waifu lying on a ripped up couch, a dead converted warrior with no head, damaged walls and furniture, blood everywhere, popcorn all over the ground and you standing at the center of it all.

Ahriman screams “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!”

What now, warmaster?

(rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)

rolled 97 = 97

>>15770676
Something fucking awesome. That's what happened.

rolled 85 = 85

>>15770676
Slap Ahriman in the face.
"DON'T COURSE WHEN MY WIFE IS AROUND, YOU BITCH."

rolled 52 = 52

>>15770676
"Let me show you"
play the recording

>>15770701
You can hear Ahriman snarl under his helm. "Something awesome? Is that what you call when you ALMOST KILL OUR MOST VALUABLE CAPTIVE?!"

The sorcerer gestures to the heavily injured High Seer on the ground, bleeding from multiple wounds, cut up and bruised all over. "What the fuck where you thinking?! What the fuck did you do this do her?! Why the FUCK is she not chained and binded?!" he hollers, rage spitting forth from his mouth "WHAT THE FUCK ABADDON!"

>>15770715
tell him he will have to pay just as everyone else?

rolled 14 = 14

>>15770799
Play him the tape. Also, mention that she's probably going to end up being Kharn's waifu. She has a bit of Khorne in her.

rolled 31 = 31

>>15770799
HEY MAN, SHE STRUCK FIRST! THEN KHARN CAME IN AND IT WAS A SWEET FIGHT AND I GOT IT ALL ON CAMERA!

rolled 73 = 73

>>15770799
"Bitch I was converting her to Khorne. I also made a snuff/porno film."

rolled 98 = 98

>>15770799
Shut. The Fuck. Up.

Then have sex with the uncoscious eldar.

>>15770866
I just got up and this day is already awesome to the max.

rolled 81 = 81

>>15770799
Smack his shit

rolled 85 = 85

>>15770838
rolling for this and NOT raping something for ONCE

rolled 14 = 14

>>15770866
oh boy here we go. Just tell Ahriman how it happened. And that we were converting the bitch to khorne, as we saw she had much potential, despite the psychic bits. Also, RAPE our waifu again.

rolled 23 = 23

Tell him we'll give him the tape later. ANYWAY, we should find Typhus. Plagueson be missing, dude.

rolled 42 = 42

Rolling for slaanesh to be born because he wants us to hurry the fuck up. This turns 50% of the eldar, but they don't realise it.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15770893
>>15770838
Rolling for these and for not fucking something every chance we get.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15770838
combining this with this bit from last time

Tell the serfs we recorded it, and will allow them to watch it in the mess hall.

To Kharn: You know, if it wasn't for the fact she's 1/4 of your size, I could have mistook her for one of your guys with all that screaming for blood.

rolled 49 = 49

>>15770906
can one of us pleas roll doubles?

>>15770866
You harshly tell Ahriman to silence himself. You then look over to the unconscious High Seer and make your way towards her.

Once near, you get down and grab the Seer. You begin removing your codpiece, but suddenly something strikes you from behind and knocks you over.

You turn and see Ahriman, warp energy glowing in his palm. "Oh no! I'm going to let you both brutalize AND fuck the Seer!" he shouts "What the fuck is this shit, Abaddon? You were supposed to have diplomatic talks, not fucking beat the bitch to death!"

rolled 44 = 44

>>15770906
I was seriously about to repost that suggestion I made the last time. and i wasted a blessing of nurgle as well

rolled 49 = 49

Ignore Ahriman and try to gather up your spilled popcorn, douse it with blood for good measure.

rolled 87 = 87

>>15770936
"Oh, you know how it is. Khorne and Slaanesh decided to fuck with my head a bit, yeah? Thank goodness Tzeetch sent you to straighten me out. Speaking of, have you seen Typhus?"

rolled 84 = 84

>>15770936
get the popcorn, get to the mess, and play the recording for any/all off duty crew. Discuss her chance of becoming khornate with Kharn

rolled 63 = 63

>>15770936
You did not just attack me, did you?
Apply Sindri.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15770936
we change our mind about rapeing for one second and tell him
"She wasn't listening to me, and given all of her talk about slaughter, I thought she might listen to Kharn."

rolled 58 = 58

>>15770936

Think about it Ahriman, If she likes it, She'll convert to Slaneesh, If she doesn't she'll be even more pissed off, on the fast track to worshiping Khorne.

It's a plan worthy of Tzeentch himself.

>>15770953
You tell Ahriman that the influence Khorne and Slaanesh overtook you for a bit, but you're now thinking more reasonably with him around. You also ask him where Typhus is.

Ahriman sighs a bit. "Well, perhaps if you're logic is so easily warped without my presence then I had best stick with you more often?" he says "And that pusbag Typhus is still MIA on Terra, along with a thousand other warriors."

rolled 50 = 50

>>15771032
Well, then use your useless magic and find them. We can't afford losing a few thousand warriors. It's not like a little orbital strike would hurt them.

rolled 54 = 54

>>15771032
"Right then. I trust you can take care of things here, being my most... hard working lieutenant. I'll take Kharn and Lucius and we'll go find Typhus." Look around. "Be a dear and clean up this mess while you're at it. Oh, and have Eliphas use the Jokaero for the next set of restraints. Those didn't hold nearly long enough."

rolled 49 = 49

>>15771032
Form a search party.
But first go to the monkeys and check on the Master of Hounds and junior's power armour.

rolled 21 = 21

>>15771067
This, and give the crew a copy of the fight to watch in their spare time in the mess

rolled 7 = 7

>>15771032

Oh, andmake less failtastic bindings for the Seer. Bitch broke out of them in what, 30 seconds tops?

rolled 6 = 6

show him the video. Tell him to try and think if there was a deeper intent on our part with what happened. ask him what he makes of it

rolled 72 = 72

Tell Ahriman to distribute the tape among the crew and go looking for Typhus.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15771067
>>15771073
A visit to the monkeys would be prudent, But be sure to gather some popcorn rations first.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15771087
Fuck this, 3 different suggestions and not one above 20. fucking re-roll bitch

rolled 12 = 12

>>15771091
>>15771094

Combining these two.

rolled 72 = 72

>>15771097
fucking third time i got 14 too! last re-roll, after this i'll just lurk from now on i think

>>15771032
Send a search party to get our men back, give Ahriman & the crew more details with our little film, see if the high seerers weakend state will make her more reseptive to Tzeentch/Khorn/Slaanesh

rolled 65 = 65

>>15771107
fuck I forgot my dice

rolled 82 = 82

>>15771107
Re-roll

>>15771094
You tell Ahriman that you'll be forming a group to make planetfall on Terra and find the missing warriors. You also ask him to stay behind and clean up this mess.

Ahriman sighs again. "Fine Abaddon. But I expect you not to fuck things up even further. We've got a half-dead Seer and have already lost marines."

You decide to take a short stop by the simian barracks and see how things are doing. You walk around the ship until you reach the quarters of the jokaero. Eliphas greets you, his armour covered with shit as expected.

"Hello my lord. Have you come to tell me I'm being relocated?" he asks

rolled 14 = 14

>>15771174

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

rolled 94 = 94

>>15771174
Y'know what, fuck it. Let's have a little sympathy for Eliphas. "Wipe yourself off. We're going after Typhus. But first, how go the projects I gave the Jokaero?"

rolled 26 = 26

>>15771174
Laugh in his face and order him to continue working. frolic with the monkeys for a bit and have a sing-along session with them, singing "Tiptoe Through The Tulips".

rolled 6 = 6

>>15771174
Let's give him an opportunity here. If he can safely and successfully convert the Seer to Khorne (or Chaos at all), then he shall be respected once more, and some underling will look after the jokaero.

rolled 49 = 49

>>15771212
FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT MY DICE LUCK WAS GETTING FUCKING BETTER. FUCKING REROLLING THIS IS BULLSHIT.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15771174
give this guy some laborors to do the gross stuff for him, then he can just relax and give orders, then brodcast the tape to all our men, and have some monkeys help Ahriman with those chains.

rolled 44 = 44

>>15771190
>>15771230
combining mine with this

>>15771190
You tell Eliphas to clean his armour and gear up for battle, as he is coming with you to find Typhus. The chaos lord grins and bows. "You honour me, lord. I shall do as you ask."

You also ask him how the simian projects are going. "The power armour is complete and I have given it my best blessings. The iron warrior known as the Master of Hounds has a new body and can function, although it still has quite few kinks."

rolled 60 = 60

>>15771249
Smack him around with Sindri and order him back to the Jokaero barracks until the kinks are worked out. We won't have imperfections in our new Black Crusade.

rolled 67 = 67

>>15771249
What kind of kinks?

rolled 10 = 10

>>15771249
Best be explaining what these 'kinks' are.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15771249
"Kinks, hmm? Slaanesh will be pleased." If Lucius is with us, brofist him. If not, file that one away for later. "I'm sure it will all be worked out. He's an Iron Warrior, he can fix it himself if the monkeys are too busy." Let's get our team and get groundside.

rolled 57 = 57

>>15771274
I am on a ROLL!

rolled 67 = 67

Tell him that if it's nothing significant, we're bringing the Master of Hounds with us on our mission. Then grab the biggest flamer you've got on board and get moving.

>>15771274
>>15771281
i see what you did there.jpg

>>15771274
Thinking logically for a moment, you realize you need not worry about any kinks with the bionics. You tell Eliphas that as he is an Iron Warrior he should be able to deal with any gear problems.

Eliphas nods. "Is you say so, my lord." You leave the simian barracks as Eliphas goes to clean himself up. As you walk along the ship's halls you hear him speak over the vox.

"So lord, who will be coming with us on this mission?"

rolled 80 = 80

>>15771274

>If Lucius is with us, brofist him. If not, file that one away for later.

This will not stand. Our inability to brofist our retinue at will will surely lead to our downfall.

Before he comes with us, get Eliphas to instruct the jokaero to develop a remote brofisting device.

rolled 25 = 25

>>15771325
-Kharn
-The two headed Alpha dread-thingy
-Master of Hounds
-Doomrider
No Lucius because he's a fag who ran away from a dinosaur

rolled 20 = 20

>>15771325
"Mmm... Kharn, Lucius, you... ooh, let's get Doomrider in on this. The Master of Hounds can come if he's ready. And, oh, I dunno... a squad or two? I'd rather keep this small."

rolled 47 = 47

>>15771335
I support this plan. We can rig it into Sindri or something.

rolled 39 = 39

>>15771325
Kharn, Lucius, Eliphas, and the Master of Hounds. Get a retinue of Khorne Berserkers too. Load 'em all into a Land Raider, then we drop that fucking thing right ontop of wherever we're going.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15771325
Master of Hounds
Eliphas
Josh the T-rex
Nodabba, in the brand new armor
and 2 squads of Noise Marines

rolled 48 = 48

>>15771325
"No shit dumbass, I just said that WE were going to find Typhus."

rolled 90 = 90

>>15771325
Kharn, Lucius, Hound dude, Noddaba and those eldar seers we converted to Slaanesh.

>>15771358
>eldar seers
In before 200 posts screaming rape.

>>15771369
I'm with you. Last thread was SEX RAPE HUE HUE HUE HURR SLAANESH!

rolled 25 = 25

We did not get this this thing to let it just sit in the ship, We Ride!

rolled 4 = 4

>>15771355
Wait, shit I cannot into reading comprehension.

Anyway, gather Kharn, Lucius, Noddaba, that Khorne eldar (not the seer), and the usual havocs, marines and raptors if they are on hand. Also bring the current leader of the plague marines.

>>15771358
You inform Eliphas that Kharn, Lucius, the Master of Hounds, your child and two Eldar Seers who have already been corrupted will be joining the two of on the mission. "Very well, my lord. I shall alert them immediately."

After all the champions have been alerted and preparations have been made, it is almost time to make planetfall. Dreadclaws, drop pods and thunderhawks lay waiting in the hangar. You see the gathered warriors stand around. Kharn with his berserkers, Lucius with his retinue which includes a noise marine, the Seers with a few Eldar elite warriors and your spawn in his large suit of power armour, appearing fearsome and powerful.

You are told the Master of Hounds will arrive separate from the main group via teleporter due to technical reasons. Eliphas approaches you. "So, how will we be making planetfall?"

rolled 10 = 10

>>15771343
>>15771354
>>15771404
rolling for these

rolled 85 = 85

>>15771458
"Thunderhawk. We may have to bring wounded back." Also, Doomrider? Doomrider.

rolled 90 = 90

>>15771458
VIOLENTLY!

World Eater-colored Drop Pod. Quick and brutal.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15771458
let's go with a shuttle this time, also, we brain wash as many dinosaurs as we can, later we could pump some with the obliterator virus, and make sure that the Eldar can help negotiate if we find any disgruntled survivors.

rolled 68 = 68

>>15771458
Kharn and the berserkers will be sent in the first wave by drop pods. Followed by the rest of us in Thunderhawks, which will stand by to provide extraction, and if needed extra firepower.

Also find a way to bring our mighty dinosaur steed.

rolled 83 = 83

Thunderhawk!

rolled 8 = 8

Grab enough Assault Bikes for everyone, load all that into a Thunderhawk, then we hit the dirt engines roaring and chainaxes revved up and ready to go.

Spend the entire trip down snorting coke with Doomrider, too. Lucius can join in if he wants.

rolled 77 = 77

>>15771519
Shit. One re-roll.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15771490
You do realize the Eldar will probably be so much cherry jell-o if we put them in a drop pod, yes? Voting for Thunderhawk, maybe with berserker drop pods in front.

>>15771536
Fine, we'll pack a pillow or three for those pussies. Damn Eldar, not having enough sense to be born monstrously genetically altered super-soldiers.

>>15771530
You tell Eliphas that you'll mount up on bikes and have the a thunderhawk bring you all down. "An excellent idea my lord."

The legion serfs bring forth all the bikes they can find for you and your warriors. They get an extra large bike for you to work with your terminator armour and the Eldar have their own jetbikes brought to them. Suddenly, Doomrider bursts out from a portal.

"HEY ABADDON MAN HOW THE FUCK ARE THINGS GOING?! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BIKES BRO?" he says "HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE OUT THEN I'M FUCKING COMING WITH YOU!"

All the gathered warriors, including Doomrider, get on their bikes and drive onto the thunderhawk.

As the ship leaves the Vengeful Spirit and descends towards Terra you do some coke with Doomrider. Lucius joins in later on as well.

Once you're done sniffing a few grams the thunderhawk lands. The doors open and your group surges out with their bikes, weapons swinging and guns ready.

Which is good, because two tri-horned saurians greet your arrival. They roar and charge towards your bike force, horns lowered and ready to skew.

rolled 71 = 71

>>15771638
JUMP OFF YOUR BIKE AND DO A SWEET BACKFLIP ONTO ONE OF THEIR HEADS, AND SMASH IT INTO THE OTHERS.
REPEAT UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15771638
Brain jack them, turn them into tanks later.

rolled 71 = 71

>>15771638
USE THE ARM.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15771638
cue music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKQstdpRstY

Spin around in circles and whack them with chainswords, axes, etc.

rolled 29 = 29

>>15771638
Climb onto the handlebars of the warbike, accelerating with your feet as you prepare your hips for a Lash Of The Black Legion!
"Nodabba my son! Deal with the other!"

rolled 64 = 64

>>15771689
Hmmm, rather not this one lose, Rerolling for The Black Legion!

rolled 20 = 20

>>15771638
RAM THEM

rolled 8 = 8

>>15771664
re rolling

rolled 21 = 21

LARGE DINOSAUR, MEET SINDRI
SINDRI, MEET LARGE DINOSAUR

Leap off the bike, punch one of them through the fucking head. Then rip it's brains out. Your cohorts can deal with the other.

>>15771660
>>15771679
As one of the saurians closes in on you, you backflip off of your bike. You land on the head of the beast which begins roaring and shaking.

You grab the creature's head with Sindri and pull it to the side. The warp energies twist at it's mind and it is sent charging into it's fellow saurian. The beasts slams into it's companion, knocking it down. They both roar and begin fighting, ramming their horns into each other. They continue slamming and stabbing until both of them are dead.

Your fellow bikers let out cheers of victory as you stand over the slain saurians.

rolled 72 = 72

Get back on bike, ride out!
Also find out where Typhus was last seen.

rolled 25 = 25

>>15771813
Continue the search for Brother Typhus.

rolled 54 = 54

>>15771813
Tear off a rack of ribs on the beast and drop it onto your bike, try not to look like a dupe and keep it from tipping over, Then keep riding!

rolled 26 = 26

>>15771813
mount one of they're heads on the front of your bike

>>15771813
Jump back on the bike and ride on.

rolled 92 = 92

>>15771813
Tear the horns off of one of them, attach to the front of bike. Then keep riding! Those missing dudes won't find themselves.

Ask Ahriman if he can pinpoint their location with the Spirit's orbital sensors.

>>15771876
You mount your bike once more and continue riding through the jungles of Terra, your warriors following in broken formation.

As you ride the vox suddenly barks to life. You hear Ahriman on the other end. "Reports indicate that Typhus was dropped several miles north of your location. I recommend heading there."

Then you hear something else. The sound of gunfire, bolters, coming not far from the east. You can also make out faint shouting.

rolled 95 = 95

Ah... And make sure the Eldar are covered by other troops as we move out, keep em to center line.
I'm betting Typhus doesnt know of the resent full surrender and conversion of the eldar fleet overhead.

>>15771908
(deleted post)

FUCK IT, ABOVE IS REPLYING TO THIS >>15771879
AND YOU NOW HAVE A TRICERATOPS HORNS ON YOUR BIKE

rolled 95 = 95

>>15771908
CHAAAARGE! But yes, keep the Eldar in the middle, a bit farther back in your group. We take the lead with Doomrider, Kharn, and Lucius.

rolled 92 = 92

>>15771908
>>15771919
And order our Seers to send out a full bandwith/mind messages to nearby Eldar hunters to not engage Humaniods. Avoid at all costs, cause any hostilities, and fall back to extraction zones/base camps.
"If your hunter's are out there can causing trouble, well it'll be unpleasent for them. Heavy weapon's teams be ready, ADVANCE!"
And start humming Ride of the Valkyries loudly

rolled 30 = 30

>>15771908
DIVERT AND CHARGE THOSE BASTARDS! RAM THE SHIT OUT OF THE FIRST HOSTILE THING WE SEE WITH OUR SWEET HORNS. Throw the horns while doing so. Awesome guitar riff in the background is preferred, but not optional.

rolled 90 = 90

>>15771908
Investigate gunfire.

rolled 13 = 13

>>15771927
Hollow out the triceratops head and place it on yours, charge in on the bike ramming them with your new helmet. Instruct Kharn to do the same

rolled 77 = 77

>>15771959
supporting

rolled 5 = 5

>>15771985

NURGLE WILLS IT

>>15771985
Suspecting that Eldar hunters might be nearby, you order the Seers to send out a message as wide as possible warning them to avoid engaging any of the armoured beings and their companions.

The Seers comply, sending a psychic message over several miles. You then order the bike gang to drive towards the direction of the gunfire. Bike guns are prepped and ready to fire. You begin humming an old Cthonian tune as you ride forth.

As you ride further you see a warrior atop a hill. Coming towards him are multiple small carnosaurs, similar to the ones you fought earlier. The warrior appears to have a bolt weapon as his shots explode when they hit. He fires the gun on full auto, spraying at the oncoming carnosaurs.

You can hear him shouting clearly. "YEAH! GET SOME! TAKE THAT YOU SUCKERS! FUCK YOU!"

rolled 1 = 1

>>15772063
Help him kill the carnosaurs.

rolled 61 = 61

>>15772063
RUN THE RAPTORS OVER

rolled 11 = 11

>>15772063
Psyc-Tame the carnosaurs

rolled 14 = 14

>>15772063
Ride down the dinos, and take a look at who the person is.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15772063
Circle the hill and run over the carnosaurs while shouting BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

rolled 15 = 15

>>15772131
re-roll

rolled 78 = 78

>>15772138
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

rolled 35 = 35

>>15772063
I say we give those carnosaurs what for.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15772152
FUCKING THIS! Time for some Khorne up in here.

Run the bike right into the middle of the pack, swinging a chainaxe around wildly. Make sure to count your kills loudly enough for Kharn to hear it. Bet your demon-infused codpiece on him not being able to match us.

>>15772123
You give the command to crush the tiny saurians under the wheels of your bikes. The group charges forward and starts surrounding the hill, riding towards the carnosaurs as they do.

A few are caught by surprise and hit by the bikes, brutality trampled and run over by the large wheels.The bikers shout warcries of the Blood God as they score kills. The carnosaurs part away, fleeing from the charging bikes.

You soon get a closer look at the warrior. He is a mortal human with blonde hair. He appears to have a bolter and several pieces of bloody astartes armour on him.

He quickly spots you, and as soon as he does he picks up and bolt pistol and fires it along with his other gun. Bolter shells fly out and explode over your armour and bike.

>>15772197
Duke Nukem?

rolled 62 = 62

>>15772197
Shit!
Combat roll off your bike and throw up a defensive barrier using Sindrii, Move in for a capture not kill beatdown, we're going to find out out who we have to demote to Monkey duty.

rolled 64 = 64

>>15772197
USE THE ARM.

rolled 77 = 77

>>15772197
Fly off your bike and land infront of him, then proceed to kick ass in melee!

rolled 65 = 65

>>15772197
AWW HELL NAW
KILL FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER

rolled 99 = 99

>>15772197
CHARGE THE FUCKER
NOBODY SHOOTS ABADDON AND LIVES

rolled 10 = 10

>>15772229
Hey hey, looks like Nurgle-
>>15772235
OSHIT

rolled 54 = 54

>>15772229
Nurgle is with us, this is his third blessing today.

rolled 87 = 87

>>15772197
Keep riding! Charge up the hill, then leap off and flykick that fucker, all while screaming our rank and titles mixed with foul obscenities at him for daring to attack our glorious be-armed visage.

rolled 70 = 70

>>15772257
Almost a third blessing, Khorne is taunting you.

>>15772229
You turn your bike around and charge it towards the hostile warrior. As you do, your bike hits a rock sticking from the ground. The bike lifts from the back as it impacts with the rock and sends you flying out of your seat.

You land before the warrior, who is coated with dry blood, has feral yellow eyes and sharpened teeth. Catching him surprised you quickly swing your fist at him. Sindri hits one of the pieces of astartes plate, breaking it and knocking him down.

The warrior soon gets back up. He draws a long curved blade and lunges at you with a wicked smile on his face. "FLESH FOR MALICE! DIE YOU FUCKER!"

rolled 95 = 95

>>15772315
Draw Drach'nyen and smile, then say that the man has made a poor choice fighting you and list your titles. One title per swing of your sword until he is beaten or you run out of titles.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15772315
Block the blade, then counter by breaking his arm with SSSSINDRI. If he keeps coming at us, break his knees. Also, LOUDLY inform him of who were are and what rank we hold. Over and over again.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15772315
OH SHIT!!, all forces move in mind control any nearby dinos, kill this guy NOW!!!

rolled 15 = 15

>>15772315
Wait a Malal dude?
Insult his god, say he will never be considered a real chaos god.

rolled 71 = 71

>>15772340
>or you run out of titles.
Just make up titles as you fight.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15772340
This.

>>15772340
You draw your daemon blade and grin back at the warrior. You block his attack with a simple movement and tell him he's doesn't know who he's fucking with.

As you attack you inform him just who the hell you are. You list your titles with each dodged or blocked blow. The Warmaster, the Son of Horus, the Despoiler, the former First Captain, Lord of the Dance...

Soon he is struck by a swing, his right hand sliced off. He falls to the ground and begins laughing. "HAHAHA! Oh yes, this is good!" he screams "Everyone shall soon die!"

With his remaining hand the warrior begin reaching over to grab a meltabomb.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15772419
Pick him up with SSSSSSSSINDRIIII! and throw him. Hard.

rolled 71 = 71

>>15772419
Grab the meltabomb and swallow it hole, merely a spicey meatball.

rolled 57 = 57

>>15772426

THE CHANGER OF WAYS WILLS IT

rolled 78 = 78

>>15772419
YOINK!

Swipe it and do a victory dance, rubbing it in his face. Then KO him. Looks like we have some commpetition, punch into the warp and claw around until you nab some lesser (they already are! ha!) Malal deamon and drag him out, and beat the tar out of it.

>>15772426
THAT WAS FAST

rolled 45 = 45

>>15772427
I'd support but tzeentch has already blesses a roll

>>15772426
Thinking quickly you grab the warrior with Sindri, making him unable to grab the meltabomb. You then hurl him onto the ground, slamming him hard into the dirt.

You can hear the warrior howl in pain. He starts chuckling once more, and you see him lift up his bolt pistol with his hand. "I'm gonna kill you before you kill me!" he shouts, as he fires off a few rounds.

rolled 66 = 66

>>15772426
A throw blessed by Tzeentch?

Proceed.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15772466
Throw him upward.
That's right.. Into space... With sindri of course.

rolled 58 = 58

>>15772467
Seems Slaanesh wants us to thrown him again, do it!

rolled 57 = 57

>>15772478
Rerolling.. I've been getting too many shit rolls today.

rolled 41 = 41

>>15772466
Cave his skull in, eat his brain to gain his knowledge, we can do that you know.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15772466
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE! I CAN YELL MEANINGLESS THINGS TOO!"
Pick up your bike and hit him with it.

rolled 77 = 77

>>15772466
Rip off his arms, and his legs.

rolled 63 = 63

>>15772499
NURGLE DEMANDS

>>15772499
Tired of this moron's crap you decide it's time to end the fight here and now.

You approach the downed warrior, grabbing his arms in both. He looks at you, still grinning and snickering. You proceed the pull on each arm as hard as possible, ripping them off in seconds.

The warrior screams loudly as blood gushes from his stubs. You then grab both of his legs and tear them off. This is met with a similar scream and more blood.

You drop the limbless body on the ground. The warrior starts gasping and chuckling at the same time. Suddenly Lucius drive up on his bike.

"Everything alright Abaddon?"

rolled 51 = 51

>>15772542
Give him to Lucius. This should end well.

rolled 81 = 81

>>15772542
"Yeah everything's cool. Call Ahriman and tell him we have a new servitor."

rolled 71 = 71

>>15772542
sure, now eat his brain to figur out whats going on.

>>15772564

...and that was the nineth time i died...

rolled 11 = 11

>>15772564
this.

rolled 28 = 28

>>15772542
Loot/eat the body.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15772542
"Nah just killing some Malal fucker."

Speaking of which, send a message to Ahriman as to why there would be a Malal follower, and on Terra. The hop back on your bike and continue looking for Typhus.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15772564
rolling for this

rolled 10 = 10

Thank him for his donation to the KHORN blood fund and give him a lolly-pop...

rolled 40 = 40

>>15772593
TZEENTCH WILLS IT

Seriously though, first Alpha legion and now Malal bastards? What the fuck is going on?

rolled 78 = 78

>>15772582
do the blessings of Malal mean any thing to us?

>>15772593
You tell Lucius that were just killing a warrior of Malal. Intrigued by why their might be a Malal cultist on Terra, decide tune into the vox and call the knowledgeable Ahriman.

"Hello?" the sorcerer says "What is it you need Abaddon?"

You tell Ahriman that you just fought a Malal warrior. You ask him why there would be followers of Malal here on Terra. "Hm...well I suppose he could have been one of the many servants of Chaos who decide to join your Black Crusade. These warbands of yours attract all sorts of scum."

You hear laughing. You look down and see the Malal warrior, still alive and staring at you. "I may be fucked....but the others will get you....."

rolled 21 = 21

>>15772681
Poke his eyes out with the Talon, then walk away. We need to find Typhus.

rolled 70 = 70

>>15772681
Nope, definatly notone of ours.

rolled 47 = 47

>>15772681
"We'll see about that."
THEN STOMP HIS FACE

rolled 53 = 53

>>15772681
Cut his head off and then jump back on to your bike to continue the search, we have to find Typhus.

>>15772596
is that supposed to look like a venasaur, or is that a happy coincidence

>>15772701
You're pretty sure he isn't on your side. The warrior of Malal soon tops chuckling as the last of his blood leaves his body.

Eliphas rides up to you, slashing a carnosaur down the middle with his hellblade as he does. "My lord, is it time we resumed searching for Typhus?"

rolled 22 = 22

>>15772758
"Yes."
Jump up on the nearest available bike and lead on.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15772758
"Yup." Return to bike, find Typhus, mind control dinosaurs. That is all.

>>15772717
venusaur stop eating doritos
you cannot even open the bag because you have no thumbs
that does not make sense

rolled 18 = 18

>>15772758
Get back on the bikes, put on some music, get Typhus to get to da Thunderhawk, snag some dino minions on the way.

>>15772781
You tell Eliphas it is time to move out. As you mount your bike yet again he gets the rest of the group together and you ride off to the north.

As you continue moving through the jungle one of the Eldar Seers speaks. "This area is very dangerous, my lord." he says "Some of the largest saurians ever live in this region."

As he finishes speaking you hear a sudden booming noise coming from the brush.

rolled 58 = 58

>>15772812
>>15772793
>>15772781
These suggestions are similar but have horrible rolls, let me combine them like this.

Get on the nearest bike in an awesome manner and shout that you are riding out to find Typhus, then hit the music loud while you snatch a dino with Sindri.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15772839
Call to the ship to send down your own dino, it's time to give him a test spin.

rolled 66 = 66

>>15772839
Gentalmen, we shall bike surf a sauropod today.

rolled 25 = 25

>>15772839
Investigate

rolled 31 = 31

>>15772866
By Slaanesh it will be done!

But where is Khorne? He hasn't been around at all today, seems it's mostly just Nurgle and Tzeentch.

>>15772866
From the direction of the noise he hear thunderous footsteps getting closer. A massive beast suddenly emerges from the jungle. The saurian is even large and longer than your carnosaur, and stands on four legs. The giant creature led out a bellow and it strides.

One of it's feet comes down, crushing a Slaaneshi biker and splattering a mix of gibs and metal. The sauropod roars as it sees the small moving things all around it. It swings it's tail, knocking over several bikes.

As the tails lands on the ground you see a nice curve going along it and the back. Acting instinctively you drive your bike full speed towards the tail. You manage to drive up it, and now ride along the creature's spine as it bellows.

rolled 7 = 7

wait... Malal?


Be on the lookout for a human with a goatee, glasses, crowabar, and weird gun

rolled 99 = 99

>>15772969
drag our sword along its hide as we drive up its back.
Then lop off the head when we get up there

rolled 10 = 10

>>15772969
Keep on riding up the neck and smash down hard with your fist as you reach the head.

KHORNE BLESS MY ROLL!

rolled 55 = 55

>>15772969
Ride off it's head and shoot at it.

rolled 89 = 89

>>15772969
Stab into a soft part of its neck and slide down the body, screaming "Yabba Dabba dooooo!"

>>15773003
As you start riding along the sauropod's back you draw Drach'nyen and stab it into the side of the beast. You drag it along as you drive, slicing through the creature and causing it to roar loudly in pain.

You soon start riding along the neck. As soon as the creature's head is near you bring the daemon sword down, severing it form the lengthy neck and killing the beast.

The sauropod topples over as you ride off it. Massive mounts of blood leak out from the creature as your companions cheer. "Excellent kill, Abaddon!" one shouts

However you soon hear something else. Another booming noise. Followed shortly by another, and another. You can hear bellowing and thunderous footsteps getting closer with each moment.

rolled 13 = 13

>>15773098
KHORNE WHERE ARE YOU HIDING YOUR BLESSINGS!?!?!

FUCK THIS, WE ARE ABBADON AND WE WILL FUCK UP WHATEVER COMES OUR WAY! WE CHARGE WHATEVER IS COMING TOWARDS US!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

btw I listening to this right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtV_nQKhkdY&feature=related

rolled 55 = 55

>>15773098
These things are like unarmed titans, let's fix that and weaponise them.

rolled 9 = 9

hang on, is Kharn with us? if not that might be why we aren't getting the blessing of khorne.

Check the vox for marine chatter, continue heading towards Typhus' last know position.

Blast heavy metal as you go

rolled 13 = 13

>>15773098
RUN

rolled 10 = 10

>>15773193

I recall a BL story where they used fire-breathing dinosaurs as exactly that, with pegs in the skull using to direct them

rolled 5 = 5

>>15773219
FUCK THAT NOISE(figuratively speaking)

GO OVER TO THE SOUND KILL IT DEAD

TAKE A TROPHY

RAWK OUT AS WELL.
SEE IF DOOMRIDER HAS ANY CLASSIC ROCK ON HIM

rolled 11 = 11

>>15773118
KHORNE, COME OUT HERE AND BLESS THE BLOODY ROLL

rolled 71 = 71

>>15773245

rolling for this

rolled 76 = 76

What's with all the shitty rolls?
Have eldar use some magic and get Doomrider to fuck up the survivors.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15773098
READY YOURSELVES, BRETHREN OF THE RUINOUS POWERS!

rolled 56 = 56

THAT MALAL'S IN THE DICE ROLLER!

rolled 71 = 71

>>15773309
FUCK MALAL, WE WILL FIGHT HIM WITH OUR ROLLS, THIS ONE FOR THE BLOOD GOD'S RETURN! >>15773118

>>15773278
You tell the Seers to prepare some psychic attacks on the approaching saurians. They both nod. "You wish is our command, lord Abaddon." the female one says.

The two Seers fly a bit higher with their jetbikes, then unleashed twin electrical storms. Eldritch lighting flies out from their hands and lash at the jungle brush. Warp fires start burning and the thunderous footsteps begin moving away.

"The sauropods are fleeing." a Seer says "Our powers have scared them away." You can hear as the massive beasts start moving in different directions.

You turn to Doomrider, and tell him he may chase after the sauropods and cut them down to make sure they don't pester you anymore. "FUCK YEAH! THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!" he shouts before chugging down a glass of lqiuid cocaine and tossing it away.

Doomrider rides off after the fleeing sauropods. As he does you hear a different noise, and feel a displacement of air, not too far away.

rolled 65 = 65

>>15773403
Call for your t-rex to be sent down and then head out to investigate while you wait for it to arrive.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15773403
Make sure we get a barrel of that stuff he drank for our own use

Then keep looking for typhus and the missing marines.

While listening to Heavy metal

rolled 54 = 54

>>15773456
KHORNE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL TRHONE!

rolled 34 = 34

>>15773456
My money is on Teleporting in Master of Hounds.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15773403
ONWARDS, HOOOO!

rolled 26 = 26

>>15773403
Move out, kick ass, find typhus, avoid vomiting, rawk out

>>15773456
As you hear the new noise your order Lucius' noise marine to ready his weapon. The astartes dismounts his bike and readies his blastmaster, slowly approaching the brush as he aims at it.

Suddenly something comes to view. The noise marine immediately unleashes a few varied frequencies. The soundwaves rip through the ground and cause plants to explode all around, scattering dust and leaves everywhere.

Suddenly the thing charges towards the noise marine. A jet of melta bursts out and licks the legs of the astartes, melting them off. He screams as the figure starts coming into view.

The iron warrior marine has half of his body replaced with bionics. His artificial arm consists of a metal humerus sticking out with a long thick shaft attached to it. At one end of the shaft is a multi-melta and on the other is a power fist.

+HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME?!+ the half-machine astartes shouts, it's voice artificial and clanky +I AM THE IRON HOUND OF THE BLACK LEGION!+

His arm rotates, flipping from the multi-melta end to the power fist end. It slams it fist down on the noise marine, killing the Slaaneshi and splattering it's body into gibs and blood.

The Master of Hounds looks at you. +It is good to see you, lord Abaddon.+

rolled 64 = 64

>>15773617

Heya man, good to see ya! Eliphas said there might be some kinks, so how are ya holding up?"

Brofisting (not) optional

rolled 32 = 32

>>15773617
It is good to see you too Master of Hounds.

Now come on, the jungle is full of these awesome beasts and we got to find Typhus.

rolled 89 = 89

>>15773617
Yell at him for killing the blastmaster dude.

>>15773617
BROFIST

rolled 70 = 70

>>15773617
I'm sorry about the misinterpretations, Brother. Join us on our quest to save The Traveller from this miserable rock.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15773701
rollan

>>15773617

Lame khorne fan boy detected. I bet half of /tg/ thinks it's cool to be a retard and swing axes all day.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15773690
Bad hound! That is a bad iron warrior!
We do not Melta the noise marines!

I will think of an appropriate punishment after we find Typhus and the other thousand, but for now, Crusaders! We Ride!

rolled 3 = 3

>>15773702
This plus BROFIST!

rolled 4 = 4

greet hounds, apologize for the shooting at him, have him form up, and head out.

rolled 97 = 97

>>15773702
rerollan

>>15773710
0/10, you obviously ignored the entire thread

rolled 70 = 70

>>15773756
COVERING ROLLS

rolled 58 = 58

>>15773702
This w/ brofist

>>15773690
You begin shouting at the Master of Hound, scolding him for murdering the noise marine as he did.

+I am sorry, my lord, but he attacked me first.+ he says +My body is still suffering from a few kinks tends to "overreact" a bit to things.+

Eliphas rides up next to you. "Well perhaps we outta to get moving again? The hound here can use the noise marine's bike to ride with us."

>>15773710
0/10 TRY HARDER

rolled 61 = 61

>>15773787
>>15773756
I SHALL SUMMON A BLESSING FOR YOUR ROLLS

rolled 60 = 60

>>15773810
Yes! Onwards! We must find Brother Typhus at once!

rolled 9 = 9

>>15773810
Yes it's about time we keep searching.

No more interruptions, just brofist the master of hounds and GET GOING!!!

>>15773767
(I hate when this happens...)

rolled 26 = 26

>>15773810

Indeed. Time to roll out.

rolled 72 = 72

>>15773810
Fine. try not to do it again.

Roll out, use the blastermaster thingy as a guitar and rock out

rolled 28 = 28

>>15773810
brofists all around, then roll out.

rolled 53 = 53

If we keep getting our guys killed at this rate, we'll have no army before the eye of terror opens, see if Ahriman can at least contact the present for reinforcments, just incase the Chaos Dinosaur plan doesn't work out.

>>15773901
You tell him to avoid doing such things in the future and give the order to move out. The Master of Hounds mounts his bike and you decide to pick up the dead marine's blastermaster. The group then rides forth towards the north.

As you continue driving through the jungles of Terra you decide to use the blastmaster. You hold it across your body and begin lightly moving your fingers over it's strings. Sonic waves come out, creating light but harsh noises and blowing dust and leaves away.

You strum the blastmaster harder, causing the notes to become louder and rougher. The bikers around you begin cheering and whooping as you start rocking out. You start strumming rapidly, creating a series of ripping notes. The soundwaves cause the jungle around you to scatter, plants being blasted back, broken flora flying away and the ground rumbling.

One of the Seers turns to you. "My lord Abaddon, what are you doing?!" he hisses "The saurians will hear you!" His female companion, meanwhile, is busy headbanging.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15774060

If the saurians can hear it, Typhus likely will too. It'd make our job of tracking him down a lot easier (and a lot more interesting to give us more awesome shit to kill).

I mean, we're not exactly pulling a stealth operation here.

>>15774060

Tell the Eldar that it's time to rock the fuck out so that Typhus will come to us.

rolled 45 = 45

>>15774125
Agreed. CHAOS ROCK CONCERT TO FIND TYPHUS AND CONTROL ALL THE SAURIANS.

rolled 39 = 39

>>15774060
Tell him to stop being such a bitch and that we'll fight any dinosaurs that get in our way.

Also I just realized when don't know their names.

rolled 65 = 65

>>15774060

>while still rocking out

then so can typhus, which will make our job SOOOO much easier.

Then stand on to of your bike (surfing it like) while still rocking out

rolled 18 = 18

>>15774060
Even dinosaurs will respect the power of Rock!!

rolled 94 = 94

>>15774155
This

>>15774183
You tel that Seer that you're going to rock so hard that Typhus will be able to hear. He sighs. "Well if you think it's a good idea, lord Abaddon..."

You continue strumming the blastmaster, harder and faster each time. Kharn and his berzerkers start shaking their heads violently and slam their axes against their bikes, creating metallic beats. The Slaaneshi marines start shouting and howling as the sonic vibrations ring through their ears. Both Eldar Seers are headbanging. The female fires a few bolts of warp energy into the air, which explode into light and make screeching sounds.

As you rock out something suddenly appears. A sauropod, lumbering slowly towards you. The creature appears to have something growing over it's face and legs. Another saurian, this one covered with thick plates and bearing a clubbed tail, shuffles along after it. It let's out a low moan.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15774297
looks like we're on the right track

rolled 7 = 7

>>15774297

What kind of stuff is growing on the sauropod? Can we investigate further?

I also vote for taking the ankylosaurus' tail for a fuckawesome mace.

rolled 33 = 33

>>15774297
rock it's face off or blow it's mind which every is fine

rolled 27 = 27

>>15774369

REROLLING

rolled 57 = 57

>>15774297
You take note that the creature bears a gift of Nurgle.

Continue to rock, but even harder in effort to grab the ears of your lost comrades, who are not far.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15774329
my bit is pretty usless, how do i delete

>>15774329
Only closer examination you realize that you're probably heading the right way. The sauropod appears to have a fungus-like tumour growing over the right side of it's face. It's knees have pus-filled sacs on them, several of which have burst as it walks but grow back seconds later.

The massive beasts turns to face you and brays lowly but deeply. Droll drips down from it's mouth, and slowly begins eating away at the ground below.

(going to go have dinner now, will be back soon)

rolled 84 = 84

>>15774468
(damn) follow the filth brick road strait to Typhus, Rocking out the whole way (honestly Chaos Biker Rock Concert /tg/ is AWESOME)

rolled 34 = 34

>>15774468
>>15774468
Continue Searching. Rock harder. Sing Hymns of Nurgle.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15774468

Well, looks like Typhus must be close to here.

Also, voting again for taking an ankylosaurus tail for an awesome mace.

rolled 100 = 100

>>15774543
>>15774556
>>15774574

Well looks like we're all in agreement. Continuing rocking the fuck out and following the infected dino to Typhus.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15774779
yeeeeeeah

>>15774779

COMMENCE OPERATION "ROCK THE FUCK OUT"

rolled 28 = 28

>>15774779
Drawfags, we need a picture of the Motorcycle Rock Concert, and maybe the Sauropod Surf.

Bumping for OP.

Is this auto saging?

>>15775322

Possibly. The thread's archived now, so we're good.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15770652/

>>15775388
I don't think it is.

(I'm back)

>>15774779
You quickly realize that these beasts have been touched by Nurgle's taint. The club-tailed saurian appears to have peeled, raw skin wherever there isn't plates and worms appear to be wriggling around in the skin holes.

The creature seems to almost motion at you with it's tail, then turns north. It and it's companion slowly begin walking in that direction. You command your bikers to follow the saurians as they may lead to Typhus.

As the group continues following the beasts you continue to fucking rock out. You continue thrashing the blastmaster, creating more soundwaves and ripping notes. The berzerkers start banging their axes against their backs, Kharn roaring "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and similar warcries/prayers. Lucius activates his Doom Siren and lets out a sonic scream, blasting apart a nearby tree and forming more harsh vibrations. His marines throw their fists in the air and cheer as the noises ring through their heads.

The Eldar are enjoy the music as well. The elite warriors are headbanging and the Seers are shooting bolt of warp energy into the air. The female Seer strips her top off and throws it into the air. Eliphas is running circles around the formation and occasionally lifting his bike into the air, revving his engine when he does. The Master of Hounds uses his multi-melta to burn portions of the ground to the sides and behind the bikes, causing flames to arise all around.

Noddaba doesn't seem to be doing much, his various tendrils shoved into two bikes to accommodate for his size. However he seems to be enjoying the show and listening to the music attentively.
(will continue)

>>15775426
As you rock out more and more plagued saurians appear on the path, joining their companions. You see no carnosaurs among them.

As you ride further into the jungle you see changes in the flora as well as the fauna. The trees are more twisted and soggy looking, fungus grows everywhere, green gases leak out from plants and patches of mud can be seen with hundreds of insects flocking at them.

*THIS IS THE POWER OF PAPA NURGLE?* Noddaba says *IT IS INTERESTING*

rolled 78 = 78

>>15775433
"That it is son. Now let's split up and start looking for Typhus."

rolled 34 = 34

>>15775433
Try to pic Typhus up on the vox, give him a heads up.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15775506
Rolling for this

rolled 81 = 81

>>15775433
Look around for a plague marine with a scythe.
Also look out for toxic fumes and other nurglite stuff.
And vox Doomrider to find out if he's done killing dinos.

By the way we should find out the names of those two seers.

>>15775538
You're warriors of chaos undivided. The gifts of nurgle would not harm you.

rolled 31 = 31

>>15775506
Re-roll

>>15775538
You order your bikers to start looking for Typhus, but to also be watchful of the infected plants and other flora.

Several of the bikes break off to search the area. You tune into the vox channel and ask Doomrider if he's done yet.

"ALMOST FINISHED ABADDON MAN! JUST GOTTA FINISH GRINDING THIS SAUROPOD'S BONES INTO DUST SO I CAN MIX IT WITH MY COCAINE AND SNORT IT! AW YEAH!!"

As Doomrider turns off his vox you see the two Eldar Seers nearby on their jetbikes. You decide to ask for their names, as you've fucked them three times and still don't know them.

"My name is Mag'der Jain Asrah." the male Seer says "And my female companion is Karanra Machrys."

Also you continue riding you come to an slow but abrupt stop. You look down and see that your bike's wheels have gotten stuck in the mud and refuse to move. Several other bikers get the same problem, as they dismount their rides and curse. The jetbikes hover above the mud with ease however.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15775670
Call Typhus on the vox, tell him every thing, continue Rocking on foot if possble.

rolled 42 = 42

>>15775670
Tell the marines to ride with the Eldar, get in our t-rex up in this bitch.

Who needs a bike when you've got a weaponized dino steed?

rolled 79 = 79

>>15775701
On second thought, Deep Strike our T-rex, and ride it, While ROCKING OUT!

>>15775760
With your current ride out of commission you find this the ideal time to call in your other steed. You vox the Vengeful Spirit and tell them to deepstrike Josh to your location. "Very well, my lord. But it shall take a bit of time to do prepare it." the vox responds.

You tell your marines that you will be advancing on foot. You still rock out with the blastmaster as you march forward into the swampy jungle, the berzerkers shouting their warcries and the others cheering you on. The Eldar ride alongside with their jetbikes.

Soon you see a large group of plague saurians, sauropods and other large subspecies covered with Nurgle's blessings. The beasts start parting away as a single figure appears down the middle of the herd. A filthy, fat astartes clad in terminator armour.

"Hello Abaddon." Typhus says "Welcome to my beautiful forest!"

(I'm going to sign off for tonight, see y'all later)

rolled 89 = 89

Archive here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15770652/

rolled 98 = 98

>>15775905
>89
FUCK YOU TOO KHORNE

>>15775905
>>15775910
>89
>98
the dice, they mock us!

rolled 16 = 16

what

>>15775989
The piss of Tzeentch.

Jarate for Khorne's Warhounds.

rolled 80 = 80

>>15775989
This is my new favorite curse.

rolled 83 = 83

>>15775995
We have to use this in the Quest at some Point!

>>15775989
>>15775995
I am going to introduce this as an item in my Dark Heresy game.