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    115 KB Avenging Monkey-bro. One dead dragon at a time. Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:43 No.15797809  
    last thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15762579/

    >Meet Gorilla-bro
    >Gorilla bro is sad that Monkey-bro died
    >Asks me who I am.
    >Tell him.
    >Offers his allegiance.
    >I am now his big bro.
    >Meet human refugees on the road.
    >Get attacked by dragon.
    >Gorilla bro tosses me at dragon.
    >Stab dragon in heart and take it out of the air.
    >About to cut out its scales and bones and make equipment
    >it burns up into ash.
    >Gorilla bro looks at me "THAT REALLY RUSTLES MY JIMMIES!"
    >Save refugees and bring them back to the human settlement.

    Thats all we got done, sorry guys.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:44 No.15797822
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    Sounds like you guys are well on your way to becoming legends.

    Best way to gain the support of the people? Kill a fucking DRAGON in front of them.
    >> tha/tg/uy 08/02/11(Tue)21:45 No.15797830
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    >teamed up with a brorilla and killed a dragon with a fastball special
    >all we got done
    >I like where this campaign is going
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:48 No.15797858
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    Thats what I'm calling him from now on.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:51 No.15797879
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    Naturally, your struggle for freedom and equality will need a sizable war chest.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:57 No.15797932

    Smite her.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:58 No.15797949
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    > rustles my jimmies
    omg you actually took my advise/request!
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:58 No.15797960
    I don't think he should smite a potential ally.

    Be cautious though.

    Use protection.
    >> Xeno Wrangler 08/02/11(Tue)21:59 No.15797966
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    I say try to go for co-existence first, by chopping the shit out of anybody who tries oppressing the Hominid Alliance. Anybody who's cool with equal rights for the hairless apes is cool in the HA book.

    Go after furries that even other furries find weird and extremist, so you can have a moral ground to stand on if someone calls you out.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:00 No.15797971

    Hint it might be possible if there are no hostilities between your nations.

    So, release all human captives, do not aid the others militarily and do not attack humans.

    If this is possible you might see the fur coalition disintegrate while leaders debate and argue whether to fight or accede for peace.

    Infighting is always good.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:00 No.15797977
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    I didn't even recommend it to him, he just did it.
    I'm starting to think he's watching us.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:01 No.15797982
    Why haven't you become the god of all simians yet?
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:05 No.15798018

    How public are the Simian's allegiances known? If possible, you might be able to syphon cash right out of the furry's coffers with a few bait and switch business deals.

    And by Squirrel girl, do you mean the player or the character?
    >> Lukas 08/02/11(Tue)22:06 No.15798024
    You'll probably want to stay away from the enemy military for right now; you need to unite the Human Clans first, and get a solid alliance built between the humans and the apes.
    Hitting slave caravans and rescuing the slaves though, that you can do anytime you've got the means and the primate-power.

    As for the squirrel-thing; no smiting, since she might be a potential ally. You'll need to tell us more about her before we can choose.
    >> Titanium Man 08/02/11(Tue)22:10 No.15798060

    But always be ready to kill her at a moment's notice. You can't risk it.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:13 No.15798093
    any chance of a map OP?
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:15 No.15798111
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    I am continually pleased to see this still ongoing.

    Truly, an epic for our times.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:16 No.15798122
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    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:23 No.15798194
    this must be archived.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:23 No.15798198
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    The simian and the furry's are neighbors, but their relationship is kind of tense, since the furries are pretty pissed at the Simians giving refuge for escaped slaves and convicts.

    And for squirrel girl, I'm pretty sure just the character.
    Haven't been able to get one in character.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:23 No.15798204

    Wait, the player or the character?

    If the character..... Exploit that. Convert her to your side. Get her to spread the hominid idea that all sentients are created equal, and that they are endowed by the gods with certain basic rights. Play it right, and you might be able to cause a civil war

    if the player, nice going.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:28 No.15798244
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    wait, does anyone have a link to the original thread of this....series(would that be the right word?)?

    The one partially capped in this pic?
    >> ForgeworldGuard 08/02/11(Tue)22:31 No.15798266
    Hey Op, curious, are there insects in this world that are human-distrusting or better?
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:31 No.15798273

    But Simians are superior!
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:34 No.15798299
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    If I recall.
    There are ant people underground.
    They do not care about surfacers.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:35 No.15798307

    That's not the point. The point of this maneuver will be to cause chaos and mayhem.

    Then, he !!SCIENCE!!s the simian federation, and charges in their to tell the furries to LET OUR PEOPLE GO!

    Hell, if we can set the world ablaze and cause that empire to crumble, we could pull some neat shit.
    >> ForgeworldGuard 08/02/11(Tue)22:36 No.15798314
    No, they are not. Not in the span of this game. They might be imminently skilled and talented in some areas, but is that right to turn away someone who could be a friend?

    You know what else a simian is?

    Intelligent. If you can get an inside agent, you will have knowledge, and someone can be used to better simians all over.
    >> ForgeworldGuard 08/02/11(Tue)22:39 No.15798346
    Find a way to make them care. Trade with them, gain from them, find some way of making them an ally. Show that Simians, human or monkeybro, is willing to set aside differences for the betterment of everyone.

    That way when the FURRY EMPIRE decides it's had enough, it will be a very unpopular war, and they get allies who can strike underground.

    Now /how/ to get the Ants as allies is harder.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:39 No.15798354
    With the various suggestions reccomended in the last thread, I am starting to imagine OP and Brorilla as the mastermind and the dragon respectively.

    And I can't help but think that at some point near the endgame they will have a conversation somewhat along these lines:

    >> Servant of the Emperor 08/02/11(Tue)22:40 No.15798373
    Trick out the other players into THINKING they do.
    It may be a little underhanded to accidently another race into war, but it may be beneficial.

    Or, you could attempt diplomacy. Bring them some honey. Everyone loves honey. (thats assuming there are just BEEEES instead of beeple.)
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:42 No.15798399
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    >Ant people
    >Assumes Bee people

    >Logical continuation leads to WASPLE.

    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:44 No.15798419
    Could be worse. Could be spider people.
    Or just spiders.
    The size of a truck.
    THat shoot lasers.
    >> ForgeworldGuard 08/02/11(Tue)22:46 No.15798439
    Actually, thinking about it, Wasple would be both beautiful (come on, wasps are damn beautiful insects) and dangerous.

    Walk around, with fucking natural broadswords on their asses (well, thoraxes, but), able to stab and kill. Individual personalities, as some wasps have a tendency of being lone creatures. Gaining their alliance would be dangerous, certainly, but also could serve as an awesome way to show that simians are quite capable of getting anyone as a friend, an ally, to their cause.

    Plus, it'd be great for demoralizing the Furry.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:46 No.15798444
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    One of the entrances to their underground empire is nearby the settlement we use as a base.

    Also, I'm not sure if the squirrel girls player wants the boning, but her character apperently has a thing for humans.

    I could use this to my advantage.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 08/02/11(Tue)22:47 No.15798452
    Gorrilla's riding Truck Sized Spiders firing lasers at the Furry Empire

    It just got worse. For the other guys.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:50 No.15798495


    Do you have some way to contact her discretely while she's with the party?
    >> Servant of the Emperor 08/02/11(Tue)22:52 No.15798521
    Woh woh, then its not that she wants to bone 'you' she wants to bone, a human. you just happen to be the human on everyones minds lately.

    Save it for when you need to lure the other party into a crushingly powerful ambush
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:53 No.15798525
    I say be receptive, but cautious. It could be a ploy to get a spy to fuck with your plans, or at least relay them all to the rival party.

    (Also? Compliments to your DM, this seems awesome for everyone invovled)
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:53 No.15798526
    Brorilla recommended we kidnap her.
    And I possibly sleep with her.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:01 No.15798633

    Hmmm... maybe.....

    Here's my outline of a plan so far:

    A)Kidnap her, possibly sleep with her, get her to become your spy and fiure out a way to contact her without the other party knowing

    B)At first, get her to do some small things for you. procure some chemicals, find information, ACQUIRE A MAP, that sort of thing

    C) never tell her more than she needs to know. compartmentalize info

    D) once you are sure she is yours, see if she can't get herself a few agents. step up the operations to slightly more dangerous levels

    E) hopefully you have an army at this point. If she has managed to set up a spy ring have it go active. shoot for chaos and disruption over information (you should have other sources for that)

    F) once the situation is almost out of hand, revolts everywhere. slaves, peasants, nobles breaking off, doesn't matter

    G) Divide and conquer
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:02 No.15798645

    I'd be more concerned with how they make new wasple.

    That can get a bit horrifying.
    >> ForgeworldGuard 08/02/11(Tue)23:04 No.15798667
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    Has a risky element to it, but could work out wonderfully. Your character gets laid, maybe finds some romance with Ms. Squirrel, you get an ally, possibly gain the support of more squirrels (and other rodents, who are, typically, viewed as 'lower class' by most), and can bring them into the Cause, to bring equality to /all/ species.

    I like it.
    >> ForgeworldGuard 08/02/11(Tue)23:05 No.15798685
    Awesome weapons of war.

    Any further thought of how wasples make more wasple is hear-by considered heresy.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:05 No.15798688

    A.5) have her "escape" back to the party
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:09 No.15798733

    >Kidnap other-ple

    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:11 No.15798761
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    The last problem is.
    Dragons and furries get along great.
    Don't like us humans too much.
    Need a way to divide this alliance.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:12 No.15798770

    Speaking of which, just in case some of those human slaves turn up in wasple's nursery's as walking incubators, have a plan for putting a stop to that though diplomacy.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:14 No.15798788

    Attacking the furry-side of this cozy set-up with some propaganda?

    I mean, it's not that hard to cast suspicions on a dragon, right?

    Assuming they're the traditional kind.

    What ARE dragons like in this game?
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:15 No.15798799

    >Furrys and dragons on ground
    >toss red squeaky toy into dragons
    >Shout "FETCH"
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:15 No.15798800
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    Wait wait wait did you say Squirrel Girl?

    OP, you HAVE to get her on your side. You really don't want her as an enemy.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:17 No.15798809

    Wait...OH SHI-



    (to all 5 of you who don't know who that pic is, its a super hero that has defeated most major villians by herself. at least twice. to where Dr. Doom is TERRIFIED of her)
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:21 No.15798865
    >that has defeated most major villians by herself. at least twice. to where Galactus is TERRIFIED of her

    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:24 No.15798903
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    OP here.
    I am terrified now.

    I will bone her for the good of man.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:28 No.15798956
    Yeah, man.

    Squirrel Girl is great. Fuck her.
    >> ForgeworldGuard 08/02/11(Tue)23:29 No.15798959
    You are doing this for the sake of justice, and so that you don't get your ass beat.
    >pawnshop datecon
    ...date at a pawnshop?
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)23:44 No.15799116
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    >escape and wage war against weirdo sexual deviants then have sex with them.

    in b4 you're assassinated mid coitus
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:44 No.15799662
    Actually, with how individualistic some wasple can be, wouldn't a lot of them be mercenaries and such?
    Maybe you can hire some to act as aerial recon for the Hominidae United?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:55 No.15799769
    What's wrong with y'all? This is not quirky Marvel superhero with standard Marvel superhero body, remember! This is a goddamn squirrel which happens to be man sized and walks on two feet. WHY WOULD YOU ADVISE BONING THIS THING? I don't think it could even work mechanically... God, /tg/, what happened to your furry-burning spirit? Or at least, your HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH!ness. In this case, despite our nature as human beings seeking to fuck the stars, we do NOT want to bone these kinds of alien women.

    ... RIGHT, /tg/?

    ... Disregard them, OP, it's going to be, indeed, a sexual assassination or disgusting or ERP or whatever. DO NOT DO. AVOID. HALT. CEASE. DESIST.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)01:00 No.15799827
    -middle of dark heresy session, find this thread, see "That really rustles my jimmies." Friends get teleported by Tzeentch sorcerer. Show a friend that line. He says it.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)01:57 No.15800339
    Dammit, OP, she just wants your nuts...

    But seriously, our good friend Ackbar might be on to something.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:06 No.15800407

    Ain't no shame in a little Diplomacy...
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:15 No.15800491

    >DM said you're the bad guy to other party
    >Female from other party is "seduced by you"
    >Rebellion is no more

    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:16 No.15800497

    In the last thread you said that the only free humans were fearless, armed-to-the-teeth Braveheart-style barbarian clans that the furries were scared shitless of to the point that they pretty much marked that entire region as "Abandon Hope All Yea Who Enter Here". I don't foresee arming the humans as a problem.

    Arming the Human slaves and building your own Clan from them is another matter, keep an ear to the ground for slaves with metallurgy skills on the market and how heavily guarded they are. Consider Multi-Classing in Warlord.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:27 No.15800590
    Thread Dead?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:57 No.15800854
    It would appear so, sadly.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)03:12 No.15800993
    Ok, I might be a little late on this, but for the love of the Hominidae United, don't tap dat ass. It's obviously a trap. In the very least, be wary.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)03:43 No.15801265

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