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  • File : 1313009348.jpg-(571 KB, 1000x625, WHOTHEHELLDOYOUTHINKWEARE.jpg)
    571 KB Abaddon Quest and the Council of Doom OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)16:49 No.15891865  
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15823037/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Abaddon

    Once again you are Ezekyle Abaddon. The Despoiler, the Warmaster of Chaos, Son of Horus and leader of the Black Legion.

    Summary:

    - got a pair of bionic arms
    - called the 14th Black Crusade
    - contacted Ahriman and told him you want to do some time travel
    - rallied some of the other champions
    - physically ripped Sindri’s soul out of the warp and bound him to your bionic arm
    - physically ripped Araghast’s soul out of the warp and bound him to your codpiece
    - had Eliphas steal a couple of hundred jokaero
    - got all the Crusading ships together, revealed that you’re back in time to kill the Emperor as a kid
    - traveled back in time to ancient Terra, launched drop pods
    - suddenly, Eldar and dinosaurs everywhere
    - realize you got sent into the prehistoric era
    - fought some Eldar and raptors
    - retrieved a t-rex, a female Eldar warrior, a senile Alpha legion dread and a mostly-dead terminator
    - got back to flagship, smacked Ahriman’s shit for fucking up
    - told Ahriman you want to convert the Eldar to Chaos, as they don’t seem to know about its existence
    - visited Eldar captive, beat her, raped her, got her pregnant with a Lovecraftian chaos tentacle monster that she gave birth to five minutes later, got her pregnant again, and brainwashed her using warp magic (SO KAWAII)
    - had chat with tentacle abomination sonaughter, smacked around for being a brat
    - visited jokaero, had power armour commissioned for sonaughter, had them fuse dreadnought and terminator into a two-headed terminought, turned t-rex into steed and had it outfitted with weapons
    (continuing)
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)16:50 No.15891873
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    - chatted with Eldar captive, brainwashed/seduced some more and planned to make her your waifu as part of yet-to-be-fully-realized scheme to convert Eldar to Chaos
    - called for war council, formed schemes
    - got attacked by Eldar ships
    - warpstorm got created and your war council was teleported onto the Eldar flagship
    - butchered a bunch of Eldar, captured about a dozen and converted one to Chaos
    - encountered the ship’s High Seer and her retinue
    - threw a dreadclaw at her, had Ahriman take her to ship
    - killed some more Eldar
    - encountered elite Eldar force, scared the shit out of them so bad they fled in terror
    - had Eldar fleet surrender, raped two Seers
    - found the wounded Noddaba, had half your boarding party wiped out by a Wraith-Giant
    - fought with Wraith-Giant that you eventually corrupted with warp energies
    - raped some bitches
    - found Master of Hounds with half of body missing, sent to jokaero to be turned into an FMA-style cyborg
    - got back to Spirit of Vengeance with Eldar captives
    - attempted to convert High Seer to chaos, got her extremely pissed
    - High Seer goes berserk and kills a converted Eldar, attacks Kharn
    - bloody/sexy/awesome fight occurs, you record the entire thing
    (continuing)
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)16:50 No.15891882
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    - got a bunch of champions and their retinues together to go on a mission to rescue Typhus
    - made planetfall using bikes, killed some dinosaurs while riding through the jungle, found a hostile Malal cultist
    - found diseased dinosaurs and followed them while rocking out in the jungle
    - discovered Typhus in a plagued jungle
    - found another Malal cultist, had him beaten and captured
    - looked over status reports and called for war council
    - convinced Kharn to force the High Seer into loving him
    - during war council, Kharn and High Seer are soon found on table murdering each other
    - Ahriman loses it
    - Ahriman proceeds to insult you and claim you are an incompetent, overly-horny kill-crazy and that he’s had enough crap
    - he then gets murdered and brought back to life, told not to question you again
    - short time rolling from Ahriman’s perspective, Tzeentch causes him to have a revelation and forgives you

    You sit at the war council within your throneroom aboard the Vengeful Spirit once more. Every single champion of chaos available has been rallied to this meeting, to discuss both current issue that should be dealt with and further planning. This includes what to do with tens of thousands of Eldar captives and the mysterious Malal loonies you’ve seen.

    Ahriman speaks up. “So Abaddon, do you have any ideas of what to do? Or would you prefer if we pitched some of ours first?”

    What now, warmaster?

    (rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)16:51 No.15891887
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15891882
    Everyone pitch your best ideas, in clockwise order, starting with the person to my left.

    Go.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)16:52 No.15891895
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15891882
    >Abaddon Quest

    FINALLY
    Let the other champs speak first.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)16:52 No.15891896
    rolled 35 = 35

    "Alright guys, fuck this Chaos shit. Let's go serve the Emprah."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)16:56 No.15891915
    >got a pair of bionic arms
    Retrieve your arms
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)16:59 No.15891941
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15891882
    Let the champions give their ideas, the loudest first
    >> dice+1d100 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 08/10/11(Wed)17:01 No.15891954
    Kharn says, "LETS KILL ALL THE ELDAR! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 08/10/11(Wed)17:02 No.15891963
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15891954
    Rerolling...wrong field...silly me.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:02 No.15891970
    >>15891954
    Smooth. No roll for this...
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:02 No.15891975
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>15891963
    >>15891887
    Both of these.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)17:05 No.15891988
    >>15891887
    You say that you want to other council members to pitch their ideas first. You gesture to Eliphas, who's sitting on your left.

    "Well..." the chaos lord begins. "I think that converting these Eldar to chaos should take priority. Otherwise they're a threat as long as they're on our ships. I'd recommend allowing to me to show them the light of the warp. I do have experience as a Dark Apostle so..."

    "Listen man, if somebody is needed to teach the Eldar about the glory of Chaos it should be me." Lucius interrupts. "Slaanesh loves Eldar, and they'll love him. I'll show them the wonders of the Prince of Excess and it'll be a pleasing experience for all." He licks his lips when finishing his sentence.

    You hear Kharn slam his fist on the table. "FUCK THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO? BUTCHER THE PRISONERS, KILL THEM AND FLAY THEM AND DECORATE SPIKES WITH THEIR BODIES! ONLY WHO SURVIVE WILL BE WORTHY TO SERVE KHORNE!"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:06 No.15891993
    rolled 97 = 97

    Pretty fucking simple, yeah? We've got the Eldar on our side, and Terra is their hunting world, so they're bound to know the terrain. Ask them where it would be best for the Malal dudes to set up a base around the area we met them (since I doubt they're alone.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:07 No.15892000
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>15891988
    ...

    "Only those who survive BEING KILLED will be worthy?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:08 No.15892011
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15891988
    Alright. Ahriman can train the psykers in worshipping Tzeench. Kharn gets the soldiers and warriors with the objective of turning them wild and Khornate. The weak and frail ones get rounded up and used for nurglate plague-tests, and the rest Lucius gets for whatever Slaneeshy business he has planned. Then we find out where the Malal worshippers come from and drop a fucking Landraider full of Terminators on their heads.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:12 No.15892042
    rolled 50 = 50

    The Eldar? Fuck the Eldar, they're no immediate threat to our mission. The Malal guys? They could pose a problem. We should find out where they are and what they're doing here ASAP. Perhaps Ahriman can scry on them with aid of the Eldar sorcerers.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:18 No.15892076
    rolled 71 = 71

    Talk to the Eldar about Chaos, but have them help us find the Malal dudes.

    Who knows, maybe we can be bros with Malal after all. Time travel changes things.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:18 No.15892085
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>15892076
    Sorry, when I said 'talk to the Eldar about Chaos' I meant 'forcefully convert them to Chaos'.

    My bad.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 08/10/11(Wed)17:19 No.15892087
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15891988

    Kharn says, WHEN WE ARE DONE WITH THE ELDARS! LET US HUNT SOME MALAL FUCKS AND TAKE THEIR SKULLS TO THE SKULL THRONE!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)17:19 No.15892094
    >>15891993
    Unsure of what to do with these different ideas getting thrown around, you decide to change the topic to the Malal cultists.

    You say that you want a few of the converted Eldar hunters to be brought in so they can tell you where a group of the rebellious Malal shits would likley be hiding on the world.

    Ahriman nods. "A good idea. If you don't mind, I'd also recommend sending a few scouting parties down to the area where you found the cultists." the sorcerer says "However, I'm still concerned that there may be any amount of these Malice-loving scum among the crew."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:24 No.15892125
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15892094
    WELL THEN I GUESS WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ROOT THEM OUT
    Form a special unit dedicated to seeking out traitors among our ranks.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:25 No.15892138
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15892125
    Re-rolling
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)17:31 No.15892178
    >>15892138
    You declare that you're going to have a group dedicated to hunting down and dealing these Malal cultists formed.

    "Very well." Eliphas says. "I'll see to it that this unit is formed, and I will make sure it is filled with our most loyal and cunning champions."

    Ahriman speaks up. "Yes yes, that's very good. Now let us get on with more pressing matters. How are we going to go about corrupting the thousands of Eldar we have captured?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:34 No.15892192
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15892178
    "I am going to personally convert every single one of the fuckers. That's how."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:35 No.15892201
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15892178
    Have Typhus hug them all. Also tell Ahriman to mindfuck their seers.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:37 No.15892211
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>15892178
    Orgy.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:38 No.15892218
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15892178
    We've got a High-seer half converted to Khorne already. Let's get her to convince them.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:39 No.15892228
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15892218
    Rolling for this.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)17:41 No.15892236
    >>15892178
    Well since kharn's been bad cop with the high seer, me and ahriman will be good cop together. with her converted the rest will fall like dominos, checmate.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:41 No.15892243
    rolled 84 = 84

    Get that khornate seer to speak up for you. Then have the big four champions (kharn, lucius, typhus and ahriman) starts spreading the word of their gods.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)17:42 No.15892249
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>15892236
    argh!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)17:45 No.15892264
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15892236
    Re-roll
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:47 No.15892273
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15892211
    Fuck it, why not.

    It will distract the Malal cultists while we investigate.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)17:48 No.15892281
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15892273
    Thank Khorn this didt'n win
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:48 No.15892282
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15892211
    Its the only way.

    They are Eldar. They need to birth Slaanesh.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)17:48 No.15892283
    >>15892243
    You say that you plan on letting the High Seer convince her fellow Eldar that Chaos is good, then allow each champion to spread their faiths among the xenos.

    "Well that does sound like a good idea." Ahriman says "Although I don't know how the Seer will be willing to help us when someone..." The sorcerer shoots Kharn a glare. "Has been beating her to near death several times. On a similar, she probably needs some medical attention beforehand."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:48 No.15892284
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>15892178

    Given that Eliphas is busy with searching the Malal cultists, we should tell Lucius to show the "normal" Eldar how Slaanesh does stuff.

    The Seers, however, should fall under the jurisdirection of Ahriman. We should also observe what he is doing whith them, just in case he'd be still majorly pissed off.

    Also tell Eliphas to take some of the Raptors (the guys with the jetpacks, not the dinosaurs) with him, it should make the search faster.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:49 No.15892287
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15892273
    >>15892211
    Rolling for distraction.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:49 No.15892294
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15892283

    Slaanesh Wills it!
    >>15892282
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:50 No.15892296
    >>15892287
    >>15892282
    Well fuck.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)17:51 No.15892312
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    >>15892282
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:52 No.15892313
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>15892283

    Explain to Ahriman that we need her as a vessel of Khorne because converting the Eldar to a god whose favorite things are blood,skulls and more blood might prover slightly more difficult than promising them power and pleasure.

    We'll get to Nurgle later.

    Also check wether the Farseer actually needs medical attention after fighting with frickin Khârn.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)17:52 No.15892315
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15892283
    This>>15892236
    Sindri and Arghast can double team her from the front of her mind, Ahriman can sneak Tzeentchan whispers in the back so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:52 No.15892319
    "Convert the dinosaurs to Chaos."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:52 No.15892322
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    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15892282
    All eldars : Mandatory Slaanesh gradually depraved and more sensation inducing orgy.

    build on a step by step programme so as to not offend and gradually up the level, in a way that they wont notice until they wont care.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)17:54 No.15892336
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15892315
    RE_ROLL
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:57 No.15892355
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15892319
    It shall be done!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:58 No.15892358
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15892319
    by the power of al six chaos fucks!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:58 No.15892362
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15892319
    YES.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)17:59 No.15892372
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15892319
    That's a terrible idea. In fact, it's one of the worst ideas we've had, ever.

    DO EET.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:00 No.15892383
    >>15892372
    >Dinosaurs
    >Slaanesh
    >>15892282
    >Orgy
    >Khorne

    WHAT IS HAPPENING
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)18:00 No.15892384
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    >>15892282
    >>15892287
    Reflecting on Lucius' early proposal, you come up with a twisted idea of your own. One pleasing and violent. You announce that you want all your champions to commence massive rape-orgy of the Eldar. Such a ruthlessly hedonistic act would please Slaanesh and Khorne, possibly convert a few of the Eldar and increase morale among the men.

    Your declaration is met by a collective cheer from the gathered champions, and some loud howling from the Slaaneshi ones. You can barley hear Ahriman sigh.

    The sorcerer looks at you. "I still expect that you'll deal with the High Seer while the other champions are...busy." he says "Also, are you going to handle that captured Malal warrior anytime soon?"
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:00 No.15892388
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15892372
    WHY? SLAANESH??WHY!??
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:01 No.15892390
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15892372
    >>15892287
    >>15892282


    This IS CHAOS!>>15892312
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)18:02 No.15892399
    >>15892372
    (fuck, missed this)
    You also say you want the dinosaurs converted to chaos. This is met by more cheering.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:02 No.15892405
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15892390
    >MFW rolling d10 instead of d100.

    >>15892358
    >>15892355
    >>15892322
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:02 No.15892408
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15892384
    >>15892315
    I'll Try pitching this one more time.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:03 No.15892410
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15892384
    Urgh, fine. Go and heal the High Seer, then interrogate the Malal Warrior.

    See if we can't convert him to our cause.

    >>15892372
    Yeeeeeessssssss.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:03 No.15892411
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15892336

    We should start to get shit done,can't have Ahriman break another time.

    Check out what the High Seer is doing, see if she'd make a good Khornate Champion.


    (Also, tell the Champions to rape each other, this quest needs more rape,all the time.)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:04 No.15892419
    >>15892408
    YES!

    TRULY WE ARE THE CHOSEN OF CHAOS!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:05 No.15892425
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    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15892411
    (mfw I realize this quest is full of That Guys)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:05 No.15892428
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    >>15892408
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:07 No.15892439
    >>15892425

    Delicious sarcasm.

    I've allready started wondering why noone raped Slaanesh yet.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:08 No.15892450
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    >>15892411
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:09 No.15892455
    >>15892439
    That brings the question of how do you rape Slaanesh?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:10 No.15892463
    >>15892455
    You can't rape the willing.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:11 No.15892465
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    >>15892428
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:13 No.15892481
    >>15892455
    >>15892463
    Yes you can. You must only find a way to something they are not willing for and use it sexualy.

    Say, lets enslave Slaanesh and then bind it to our codpiece lice Sindri.

    Slaanesh is our eternal bitch, and we raped Slaanesh. Presto, you can Rape anything.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:15 No.15892495
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15892178
    brind the khornate eldar back to life first he can lead the anti-malice special forces
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:15 No.15892496
    >>15892481

    You misunderstand. Slaanesh would ENJOY that, thus it is ravishing at worst.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:15 No.15892497
    >>15892481

    That..that could actually make sense, given that Slaanesh does currently not exist and probably won't pop out as the major chaos god he is eons later.

    While I'm getting board of the fact that we are fucking around with someone in a consensual or less consensual manner, binding the young Slaanesh to our codpiece actually sounds rewardings.
    I'll write it up for later.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:15 No.15892500
    >>15892481
    >You must only find a way to something they are not willing for and use it sexualy.
    >Slaanesh
    >not willing

    You don't really know that much about chaos, do you?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)18:17 No.15892518
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    >>15892408
    You tell Ahriman you do wish to deal with the High Seer now. You also tell him that you want him to join you.

    He seems pleased. "Very well. What do you have planned?" he asks

    In response you form a fist with Sindri and grab onto Araghast with your other arm, then smile viciously. The sorcerer sighs again. "Fine, whatever. Let's just get what needs to be done finished."

    As the champions rush off to their rape-orgy you walk out of the throneroom with Ahriman. The two of you head off a chamber where you find the High Seer lying, bloodied, half-clothed, injured and a general mess.

    She still seems unconscious. You nod at Ahriman and grab onto the Seer's head with Sindri. Warp energies start emitting from the fingertips of your daemonic hand and surround her head. Ahriman leans over and starts whispering into the Seer's ears. The warp wisps begin glowing and moving about as he does.

    However, after a few seconds she suddenly bolts awake. The Seer screams and thrashes around, kicking back and knocking a surprised Ahriman down. She starts hitting you, trying to pry herself from your grasp while screaming.

    "YOU BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, SCUM! I'LL KILL YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:18 No.15892526
    >>15892455
    Make it bland and moderate. Apologize after you're done. Call tomorrow to see if s/he is alright.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:19 No.15892531
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>15892518
    Have a good cry, and start confessing all your problems.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:20 No.15892539
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15892518
    "Yes! That's right, my little khornate bitch! Just try and kill me!"
    Tighten grip with Sindri and continue pouring warp magic into her.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:20 No.15892541
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15892518

    Try to nail her to the wall with your non-sindri fist (is that thing actually enchanted? I lost track)

    Ask Ahriman wether it wouldn't make more sense to use her as a Khornate Champion of her people, given that Kharn lacks a certain tactfulness.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:21 No.15892544
    >>15892496
    >>15892500


    No you do not.

    Let's see, Slaanesh is said to have fought against the Blood god and had a tussle over Khaine with him.

    I think Slaanesh would not let itself be bound and manhandled like a lesser deamon or even partially eaten by a mere mortal like the gods do to deamons. If we do this in a sexual manner it will be rape.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:22 No.15892558
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    >Dinosaurs.
    >Fucking dinosaurs.
    >Chaos raping eldars to convert them.
    >The dinosaurs are the next.
    >My face when.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:22 No.15892560
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15892518
    Have Ahriman crank it up and get Arghast to send Slaaneshi power into her, healing and paralysing her at the same time, all of the Chaotic power at once might overwelm her will power.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:24 No.15892572
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15892518
    slap her and tell her to shut they hell up we are doing some science up in this bitch
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:24 No.15892573
    >>15892518

    Tell Ahriman to enter a Sigmund Freud type personality and start making the first counselling session for psycho.

    then after it tag team her with ahriman. Tell Ahriman to be inventive and use his imagination.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:24 No.15892577
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15892573
    rollan. forgot dice.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:26 No.15892585
    >>15892497
    But if we do somehow do the binding, we now have countless numbers of people worshiping/commanded by our crotch.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:26 No.15892588
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15892531
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:26 No.15892593
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15892531
    Oh god.

    Don't do this.

    >>15892572
    Do this. SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:27 No.15892598
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>15892531
    RapeQuest: the Rapening
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:27 No.15892599
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15892531
    as good as any.

    pshychic deconstruction is good whn you do the unexpected. Lets summon the most comforable lean couch from the warp, made of tentacles, have al three a sit down ( with the bitch still choke hold by sindry to not kick and flail at us) and make her talk and cry about her problems.

    Then... dunno.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:28 No.15892602
    >>15892572

    Are you zo angry because you dezire your mother?

    No? Pah,repression.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:29 No.15892617
    rolled 19 = 19

    I'M SO BORED RAPING THINGS ALL THE TIME

    Can't we just, I dunno, go start a restaurant chain or something?
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:29 No.15892619
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15892560
    Fuckit rerolling
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:30 No.15892626
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15892593
    >>15892602
    >>15892572
    >>15892573
    These. Psychoanalyze her into Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:31 No.15892630
    >>15892619

    You require additional re-rolls. It still isn't a 100.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:31 No.15892636
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15892518
    Snap Ahriman's neck.

    Blame it on the elfdar.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:31 No.15892637
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15892626
    This.
    TZEENTCH WILLS IT.
    >> Engineer Guy 08/10/11(Wed)18:32 No.15892642
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15892626
    +1 for psychoanalysis, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:32 No.15892643
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>15892518
    I HATE DOUBLES
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:32 No.15892646
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15892637
    Oh fine. Tzeentch willed a cup of tea instead. Slaanesh Wills it then.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:32 No.15892647
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15892617

    We have eldars and Slaanesh. as long as these two are in the same phrase or system rape will ensue, no doubt about it.

    If we had something else, then other methods might come to play. If you want the Rapine to end, find a way to orgy the Eldar into slaanesh and the Eye of terror or something just as similarly useful so we can move on to the next xeno.

    But until then, you must realize that the overwhelming majority of eldars will fall to Slanesh psychology and ideology and there will be rape.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:33 No.15892651
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15892619
    Fine once more
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:33 No.15892653
    rolled 47 = 47

    A roll here for the analysing. Should be lulzy.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:34 No.15892656
    >>15892651

    Do it again. Do it until all other options are naught.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:34 No.15892658
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>15892646
    close but not there
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:34 No.15892662
    rolled 84 = 84

    Cut off the stupid top knot.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:34 No.15892663
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15892646
    oh what the fuck COME ON.
    KHORNE THEN YOU BASTARDS
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:35 No.15892667
    rolled 63 = 63

    START CRYING
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:35 No.15892673
    rolled 33 = 33

    more dice spam for psychoanalysis then tag-teaming the high seer with ahriman on a tentacle couch.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:35 No.15892674
    rolled 73 = 73

    EAT SOME FUCKING STEAK LIKE A BOSS.

    Also, analyse her. And offer her tea. Be very respectful and noble.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:35 No.15892676
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15892518

    I second the freudian psychological warfare.

    For maximal effect, let Ahriman do it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:36 No.15892683
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>15892518
    Declare her new leader of the Black Crusade.

    Find an escape pod and bail.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:37 No.15892686
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>15892518
    Start raping ahriman for dominance.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:37 No.15892689
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>15892626
    Sounds good, now let's get one of the gods to bless it. Nurgle, you there bro?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:38 No.15892692
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15892674
    LIKE A FUCKEN BAWSE.
    Also, Wear a top hat and cane.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)18:38 No.15892697
    >>15892531
    You suddenly start crying. You proceed the start telling the High Seer about all the issues you have. You tell her how you're overly-aggressive, have a large ego, are a sex-addict, that you treat your followers poorly, that you're obsessed with vengeance and making your dad proud, how you have these bizarre feeling for Cre-

    The Seer manages to break free of your grasp. "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" she yells before kicking you hard across the face.

    You are knocked down by the sudden blow. The Seer leans over and holds her hand forward, charged with warp lightning. "Now you better give me an excuse, a damned good excuse, not to KILL ALL YOU FUCKING MURDEROUS RAPIST HERETIC SCUM AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!" she snarls, her teeth like fangs.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:38 No.15892701
    rolled 26 = 26

    Grab her, get her to stare directly at you, then with one hand, point her face at your crotch, rip aside Araghast, and tear of your cock and balls with Sindri.

    Squeeze them into a juice, to dribble between the two of you.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:38 No.15892702
    >>15892686
    FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:38 No.15892704
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15892689
    No, but Slaanesh is.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:38 No.15892707
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>15892560
    >>15892573
    Maybe these can be combined
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:39 No.15892712
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15892697
    Tell her she sounds awfully Khorny.

    Keep crying.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:39 No.15892713
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15892697
    Punch her in the boobs.

    Then psychoanalyze her into Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:39 No.15892716
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15892673
    Slaanesh will donate a comfy tentacle couch to massage the tensions away.

    Ahriman and ourselves can pshycofuck and skullfuck her brains out with Sigmund Freud.

    Picture this: Psychological rape and consensual sex at the same time.

    When we two are done with her she will be moist and wanting it. She will want chaos cock and all of chaos. And we will say nope, put a chastity belt on her and tell her she has to work it off, by bringing all the other eldars in the fleet to her enlightenment and realiation.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:40 No.15892721
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15892697
    slam her to the grand hold her down and play her hair like a fiddle
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:40 No.15892723
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15892697
    "SHUT UP! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!"

    Then kick her in the face and have her tell you about her mother.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:40 No.15892724
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15892697
    "Cre-"?

    I think WE need some psychotherapy. Get Ahriman to go get Kharn, we need to talk about our issues and shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:40 No.15892726
    >>15892697
    Enough with the rape. Why shouldn't she kill us? Because she's about to be working for us. Eliphas used to be a Word Bearer, have him come in here and evangelize the bitch.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:41 No.15892730
    rolled 86 = 86

    fuck it. Carry on with the psychoanalysis planned earlier. If she doesn't comply PUNCH THE WARP AND FRUED HIMSELF WILL DEAL WITH HER. Also, nurgle will be 'invisibly' perched on top of her, so she can't get away.

    Don't ask how it works, it just does.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:41 No.15892731
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15892721
    rerolling because 28 is just a bit to low
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:41 No.15892732
    >>15892726
    Forgot my dice. Silly me.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:41 No.15892733
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15892697
    "I can give you one hell of a foot massage?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:41 No.15892735
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15892697
    Because the birth of the Chaos gods is the only thing that stands between her race and total annihilation at the hands of Necron. We are from the future, we have seen it happen.

    In other words, we lie our asses off while using the powers of the warp to make us sound more convincing.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:41 No.15892738
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15892732
    >>15892726
    WOW I suck today.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:42 No.15892746
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>15892697
    Stupid sexy Creed.

    >>15892716
    Do this.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:42 No.15892747
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15892697
    Upon being touched by a girl, come all over our pants. Pee a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:42 No.15892750
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15892730
    um, kay....
    Also, eat a steak.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:42 No.15892754
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15892716
    >>15892697
    Sindry up, put her on the tentacle couch and starte other tactics of breaking the ice.

    remember she is in the Khronate Phase and respects only strength. We have to overpower her or die.

    then go with:
    >>15892716
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:43 No.15892760
    rolled 29 = 29

    KEEP CRYING

    BURBLE SOMETHING ABOUT HORUS NOT HUGGING YOU ENOUGH
    >> (Master Pelle !.GA5Gmtfck 08/10/11(Wed)18:43 No.15892762
    rolled 27 = 27

    Use your Sindar to grab her head and then you rub her face with codpiece. You will try to combined powers of both Sindar and Araghast to make High Seer to quit with her bitching.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:43 No.15892764
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15892730
    >>15892726
    I'm for either of these. Or both.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:44 No.15892768
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15892730
    If this was a blessed roll then this just might work.

    Followed by this >>15892735
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:44 No.15892772
    rolled 36 = 36

    Duel her with Yugioh cards.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:44 No.15892773
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15892716
    Sure, why not.

    Abaddon confirmed for tsundere for Creed.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:44 No.15892774
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>15892735
    >>15892750
    >>15892760
    >>15892764
    ALL OF THEM FOR MAXIMUM CHAOS GLORY
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:44 No.15892779
    rolled 53 = 53

    Tell Ahriman that I love him before I die.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:45 No.15892780
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15892754
    grab her and hold her then psychoanalysis like :>>15892716
    and
    >>15892730
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)18:45 No.15892782
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15892764
    I'm abandoning my idea
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:46 No.15892792
    >>15892782
    well fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:46 No.15892796
    >>15892774
    >>15892782
    well fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:47 No.15892800
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    This whole damn thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:48 No.15892808
    >>15892792
    >>15892796
    wellfuckmind.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)18:48 No.15892812
    >>15892774
    (Well fuck, this is gonna take a bit)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:49 No.15892816
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15892774
    she wil fall from anger on Slaanesh's tentacle made massaging couch , with nurgle loving and sitting on her.

    And she will listen and then do as told
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:52 No.15892836
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15892774
    Damit Nurgle, that's one nice blessing
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:52 No.15892838
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15892816
    The Tentacle couch Is Glorious and wants to be sited and laied upon.

    The Slaanesh(TM) tentacle couch has three main settings : tension relief massage, Unbreakable Bondage and forcefuck.
    With variations, combinations and individual adjustments on command for each customer
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:54 No.15892855
    >>15892836
    >Also, nurgle will be 'invisibly' perched on top of her, so she can't get away.

    He even manifests himself to do this O_o
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:54 No.15892858
    Also,what the hell is up with our non-sindri arm? It that thing still just a cybernetic?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:56 No.15892873
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15892858
    We should have Drach'yen and the talon built into it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)18:57 No.15892881
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15892858
    PUNCH THE WARP AND PULL OUT FULGRIM AND BIND HIM TO YOUR OTHER ARM. THIS IS TO BE DONE AFTER THE OTHER POST.
    Also, get yourself a steak. (Ok, ok, I'll stop with the steak now. I've never even had steak.)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:00 No.15892900
    >>15892881

    You are disgusting. If guess your one of these sick fucks who like sex in the missionary position for the purpose of recreation.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:02 No.15892905
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15892900
    I prefer doggy.


    Rolling for binding doombreed to our other arm.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)19:18 No.15893005
    >>15892774
    You tell the High Seer that she can't kill you because you're the only one who knows how to stop the Necrons for good.

    The lighting disappears from her hand, along with some of the fury from her eyes. "How the FUCK do you know about the Necrons?!" she says, shocked.

    Suddenly the High Seer is pulled away from you. You see Ahriman holding her with both arms, holding her back. "Now just calm the hell down, bitch!" Ahriman throws the Seer, causing her to land on a nearby couch.The High Seer tries to get off but finds herself unable to move, as if unwillingness itself were standing over her.

    "Now as force seems to failing with you dear I feel that we should use a different method." Ahriman says "Perhaps a psychoanalysis so we may understand you better."

    The High Seer glares and snarls, but doesn't strike out at Ahriman. She sighs in despair as she realizes there is no point in doing so. "Fine." she states bitterly.

    As Ahriman prepares for the analysis you get on your feet. You tune into the vox and call Eliphas, asking him to come over and help convert the Eldar bitch.

    You turn back and see the Seer lying on the couch, Ahriman sitting in a chair while smoking a cigar. "Now Miss..."

    "Asuya." the Seer replies.

    "Miss Asuya, would you mind telling me about your childhood? Specifically your family?"
    (continuing)
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)19:18 No.15893011
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    >>15893005
    As Ahriman speaks you start getting hungry. You see some half-eaten steak lying in the chamber and decide to chow down. You place it on a plate, grab and chair and eat as the analysis continues.

    "Well...my father was an Eldar general, the previous governor of this planet, and my mother was one of his hunter-warriors." she says "I was born and raised on this planet my whole life. My father looked down on me because I decided to become a Seer. He hated those who used magic over the blade, and so he started to hate me. He once told me that I was a weak coward for wanting to be a Seer, and that I would never be a proper heir to him..."

    Suddenly reminded of Horus, you burst into tears once more. You start wailing and mutter about how your father never hugged you once.

    Asuya and Ahriman stare awkwardly at you as Eliphas enters the room to find his lord crying.

    "Um...is this a bad time?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:18 No.15893014
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15893005
    YOU FORGOT THE CRYING
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:19 No.15893020
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15893011
    HUG HIM

    COMMAND EVERYONE TO HUG

    WE NEED MORE LOVE
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:22 No.15893044
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>15893020
    This.

    Also, nurgle wills it too.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:22 No.15893047
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15893005
    >>15893011
    Oh man, we need someone to draw this.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:22 No.15893048
    rolled 16 = 16

    TELL HIM TO KISS YOU
    PROCEED BY RIPPING EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE APART
    Progress
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:23 No.15893056
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15893011
    Continue crying and ramble on about how all your old friends are gone and your dad is dead.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:24 No.15893061
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15893047
    Agreed. DRAWFAG, I SUMMON THEE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:24 No.15893062
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    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15893011
    look at him with this face and tell him your fine
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:24 No.15893066
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15893020

    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!

    And then a new god is born.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:25 No.15893068
    rolled 26 = 26

    Well... not sure what the hell we can do to top this now.... I guess... Give Eliphas a hug, then tell him that one Arhiman has finished his job, Eliphas is to educate the Seer properly in the ways of Chaos. Then we go and check up on that orgy. and the conversion of the dinosaurs.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:25 No.15893072
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    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15893066
    Fucking Tzeentch
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)19:25 No.15893074
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15893011
    No.....(sniff) just some bad memories. Everyone cary on. (sighlently compose self)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:26 No.15893080
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15893066
    And they wonder why no Black crusade was ever finished.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:26 No.15893081
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    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15893066
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:26 No.15893082
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15893066
    OH WOW.
    My captcha says BARRY so that's the name of this god. Or it's Tzeentch

    FUCKIGN TZEENTCH MAN.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:26 No.15893083
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15893011

    Explain to the seer how similar both of you are - both unloved children who - eventually - only want to earn the respect of their long-dead father.

    Tell Eliphas to explain her that Chaos could be the answer to her search - bet it through Khorne's force over the blade or Tzeentch true magical power.

    Also ask Ahriman to do a psychoanalysis on us.
    Given how much fucked up stuff we did in this quest, he probably would not deny it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:26 No.15893084
    rolled 67 = 67

    Turn into Gorgutz and begin Orking out
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:26 No.15893085
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15893011
    Wave everyone to continue while we sob. BTW, do we still have any other former Sons of Horus around? We could use a good commiserator. Or at least a drinking buddy.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:27 No.15893089
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>15893066

    HOLY FUCKING CRAP! What have I done!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)19:27 No.15893091
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    rolled 86 = 86

    >>15893066
    fuckin chaos
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)19:29 No.15893104
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15893083
    do this next
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:31 No.15893113
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15893083
    >>15893104
    Agreed. We need a turn on the couch.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:33 No.15893123
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>15893113
    No
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:37 No.15893142
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15893113


    No.

    What we will do is hug everyone in the room in the spirit of Slaanesh and nurgle. Loving Perfect Hugs.
    And they will love those perfect hugs and become unconditionally in love with us.
    Our mad insane self.

    Our mad insane self is aware of itself and needs no analysis.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:39 No.15893160
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>15893142

    We do not hug in the name of slaanesh or nurgle, we hugs in the name of a new god called... heu... NORBERT!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)19:39 No.15893164
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    >>15893066
    As you continue your wailing, Eliphas takes action. He walks over, picks you up and gives you a nice big hug.

    As the two of you hug, Asuya and Ahriman continue their awkward staring. Soon however, the sorcerer walks over and starts hugging both you and Eliphas. The Seer also gets off her couch and hugs you tightly.

    The four of you hug together, while you snivel as the last of your tears start to go away. You smile.

    Then you hear the screams of hell itself rip into your brain and soul.

    -------------

    After an unknown amount of time you wake up. You see Eliphas trying to get himself up, although Asuya and Ahriman are still passed out and their bodies seem to be covered with various...fluids.

    As you regain your senses you hear something. A continuous stream of twisting whispers, ringing through your mind. You can also see warp wisps floating around in the chamber.

    Something happened.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:41 No.15893183
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>15893164
    Well shit. Way to fucking go, Eliphas. Dope slap with THE ARM. Don't kill him, though.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:42 No.15893187
    >>15893164
    OH GOD SOMEONE CAME
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:43 No.15893198
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15893164
    Punch warp, receive plushie Creed.

    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)19:43 No.15893200
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15893164
    OP you are a genius
    "Eliphas help me wake the those two."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:46 No.15893216
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>15893164

    Try to communicate with the new-created being.

    If this should not have been caused by a new Chaos God, run to the damn Malal Prisoner. He's bound to fuck shit up.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:46 No.15893222
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15893164
    Find out what the fuck happened.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:47 No.15893233
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15893164
    Start screaming and burst into treats, treats of warp
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:49 No.15893248
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15893198
    This, except it's a Cultist-chan plushie
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:50 No.15893254
    rolled 2 = 2

    Examine the fluids more closely, taste them, guess at their contents, use some of the fluids as hair gel and then demand Eliphas wake Ahriman and Asuya up.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)19:52 No.15893283
    >>15893198
    Acting instinctively in confusing situation, you use Sindri. You slam the bound arm into a nearby warp wisp. This is accompanied by the usual psychic scream, although this one appears amplified as it tears a hole almost as large as you from the wisp.

    You manage to yank out something. A glob of squishy warp goo lies in your hand. Eliphas walks over to you.

    "My lord, what happened? Are you alright?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:55 No.15893314
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15893283
    Put the warp go in a bottle or something, then make sure that Ahriman and the Seer are all right, is the goo you pulled from the warp the same as what is covering them?
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)19:56 No.15893327
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15893283
    Not a clue what happened, yes I'm fine, help me wake these two up.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:56 No.15893329
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    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15893285

    This. Fucking. This.

    Have the slime manifest into a proto-form of cultist-chan.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:56 No.15893330
    >>15893283
    Eat it, then tell everyone to get ready for.. fuck it, not like we're getting anything done anyways.
    Hold a huge galla for everyone
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:57 No.15893335
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15893283
    we seem to have a problem with the paranormal. who you gonna call
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:57 No.15893339
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15893330
    Forgot to roll
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:57 No.15893341
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>15893283
    Fine. Something happened to the warp. It's stronger. Get Ahriman up, he's the one with smarts about the warp.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:58 No.15893354
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15893329
    Is that Slaanesh taunting you? I am smelling a blessing here.

    Shape the slime into Cultist-chan, or a Cultist-chan plushie if we don't have enough of it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)19:59 No.15893358
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15893283
    YES I AM FUCKING ALRIGHT NOW GRAB THOSE TWO AND LETS FIND OUT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:00 No.15893377
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15893354
    Sounds like a job for Nurgle, or Tzeentch. Let us please the new warp god by making this plushie.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:00 No.15893379
    rolled 97 = 97

    Take the warp goo and rub it sensually all over Eliphas' face. Taking extra care to make sure his head is covered in it. Then take a picture of Eliphas and tell him "we will remember this moment, forever."
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:01 No.15893386
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15893327
    re-roll
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:02 No.15893391
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    rolled 73 = 73

    >>15893377
    Do it!

    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:02 No.15893397
    >>15893379
    just... why...
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:02 No.15893400
    Asuya and Ahriman fucked didn't they?

    The hug god will not be pleased.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:03 No.15893403
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15893354
    >>15893391
    Nurgle is near, may he bless our rolls.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:03 No.15893404
    rolled 26 = 26

    Seal it somewhere safe and inescapable. Now we have Ahriman and the High seer unconscious.

    we can do what we allways wanted but were thwarted by others. Fuck em both.
    The bitch for punching us,
    And the other bitch for punching us too.


    impregnate them booth if we can. if not the eldar is enough. Lets give our sonaughter and soon to get spawn a half sibling.

    Then wake ahriman, blame it on the hug and get him to analyse the goo before we eat it.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:03 No.15893406
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15893386
    RE ROLL AGAIN!!!
    IM NOT LETTING THIS>>15893379
    HAPPEN!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:04 No.15893416
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15893404
    >>15893403

    If they did not, we will do them both , for the audacity of leaving us out of it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:04 No.15893417
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>15893379
    Nooooooooooooooo don't do that, the goo is a gift from the Hug god, do this >>15893354
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)20:04 No.15893418
    >>15893379
    As Eliphas approaches, you raise the goo and start smothering it all over his face. You rub your hand all over his head until it is utterly coated in the warp goop.

    You step back a take a pic of it using your armour's built-in recorder. Eliphas sighs as you do.

    Suddenly you hear the vox bark. "I REPEAT, IS ANYONE THERE?! IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE?!"
    >> [I] Leopold !!lONmHjGwsas 08/10/11(Wed)20:04 No.15893419
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15893406
    what this man said
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:04 No.15893420
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15893397
    Because Abaddon never gets shit done
    Also
    Give slime to sonaughter and let it consume the fluid
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:05 No.15893432
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15893416
    >>15893404
    DO EET!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:05 No.15893436
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>15893406
    Agreed, rolling in aid
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:05 No.15893439
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    >mfw this entire thread

    Man I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore, but I'm enjoying tagging along for the ride.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:05 No.15893440
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15893420
    Thank Tzeentch, now our sonaughter will taste the blessing of the Hug God
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:06 No.15893443
    >>15893420
    This will be intersting
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:07 No.15893451
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15893377
    MY bet is Slaanesh, what with the goo and the cum covered pair sorcerous pair and all that.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:07 No.15893456
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15893418
    yes everyone's alive, not sure about mental state though, Eliphas help me wake these two up. once they're up, ask them if they have a clue what happened
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:08 No.15893457
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>15893418

    Answer the vox. Everyone's still alive. Ask how much damage the ship took and wether your therapy had any side-effects, apart from the explosion and the funny warp goo.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:08 No.15893460
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15893420
    Okay, do this b/c DUBS, but also respond to vox. Still alive, Eliphas still alive, think Ahriman and Eldar Seer still alive.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:09 No.15893474
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15893456
    Eliphas help us give a good dicking to ahriman and the eldar.

    And lets use the goo as lubricant for ass love and pussy glide gel.

    >use ogansp

    indeed lets give ahri and the seer a ogansp!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:11 No.15893492
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15893456
    Reroll just to keep this >>15893474 from happening.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:11 No.15893493
    >>15893457
    Also, have the bridge announce to the ship that Ahriman has done it with a woman.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:12 No.15893500
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15893493
    forgot to rollan
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:13 No.15893515
    rolled 65 = 65

    Do this :
    >>15893474
    And then do this :
    >>15893493

    Lets see how Kharn and Ahriman then fight for a girl we dicked.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:13 No.15893518
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15893493
    If this is true, be ready to resurect him again, face it kharn's gonna be PISSED
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:13 No.15893520
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15893515

    YESSS

    FOR KHAY-YOSSS
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:14 No.15893524
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>15893493
    this.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:14 No.15893528
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15893515
    DO IT FAGGOT!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:15 No.15893539
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>15893515

    Let Chaos spawn from fucked up chaotic action using chaos goo as lubricant
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:16 No.15893547
    rolled 35 = 35

    PUNCH WARP, RECIVE PLUSHIE!

    GIVE ME YOUR BLESSING GODS!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:17 No.15893559
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15893515
    one true answer what to do , using Eliphas goo coverd face, our package and Sindri.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:17 No.15893560
    rolled 86 = 86

    "Yes I'm fine. Why did you think we might be dead?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:19 No.15893577
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15893547
    Hey Nurgle, you are cool with the hugs god right, care to give your blessing?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:19 No.15893580
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>15893515
    Time to fuck things up.

    We will ensure a duel is done properly in a arena after we incite the two , and bets will be placed.

    This will be proper distraction and entertainment from the rape orgy participants, CSM, humans and eldar alike

    that and record it too.


    and bets.

    we are the bank.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:22 No.15893608
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15893580
    Resurect the loser, we need them both.
    Actualy let Asuya choose for herself.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:22 No.15893609
    rolled 76 = 76

    You suddenly realise that the chaos god has the apparence of Cultist-chan and that it is named Norbert-kun.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:24 No.15893629
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15893580
    thy will be done.

    Orders :

    Fuck the unconscious Ahriman.
    Fuck the unconscious Asuya.
    Impregnate whatever you can.
    Use eliphas face and the goo as lubricant fore every hole.

    Tell the crew Ahriman did it with the high seer

    Incite Ahriman and Kharn on a duel for her.

    make it so it is in a scheduled arena after the rape orgy so all can attend via presence or direct video link. proper entertainment .

    Take bets ( favours, promises, souls, things , tools, slaves - all accepted)

    Try to hug and bang the seer during the fight consensually for extra awesome points while in a group hug on a plushy couch.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:26 No.15893641
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15893580
    >>15893629
    >>15893609
    >>15893608

    Abaddon and /tg/ are fucked up beyond belief.

    I dont care what i play in 40k, i wont get near abaddon for the world. Sick fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:27 No.15893648
    rolled 41 = 41

    Good Gods of the Warp, can't we get BEYOND rape? Fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:27 No.15893649
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    rolled 45 = 45

    I love how we were all SRS BZNS for the first ten posts, and then as soon as the first Chaos blessing on our rolls shows up, it all goes to shit again.

    Guys, come on, do we want to have a pissed off Champion of Tzeentch mutinying against us again?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:27 No.15893652
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15893641
    rerolan for this to be plan.

    Tzeetch master plan to conver the eldar is coming along , at least for these captive ones...

    Or is Slaanesh doing it? Or others?

    Fuck cares? Khayos wills it!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:28 No.15893655
    This... Thread....

    This explains so much about why failbaddon never gets shit done...
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:28 No.15893663
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15893649
    I agree, we need to get our shit together, stick to the objective at hand.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:29 No.15893668
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    rolled 99 = 99

    Fucking hell, ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN RAPE ALREADY.

    WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN CONTINUE TO STICK OUR DICK IN RANDOM OBJECTS.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:30 No.15893679
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    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15893652
    >>15893580

    the gods will it!
    Let the plan unfurl!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:30 No.15893692
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15893668
    >>15893652
    >>15893420
    99 x 3, what do?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:31 No.15893699
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15893668
    Good to see Tzeentch can be the voice of reason... sadly the stupid plan already has two blessings, it would take some kind of tripple blessing to stop that.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:31 No.15893705
    >>15893652
    Holy mother of god
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:32 No.15893707
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    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15893652
    >>15893668

    And now I'm officially convinced that the Chaos gods are just fucking with us.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:32 No.15893712
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15893692
    I believe the usual course of action is stick to the first blessing.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:32 No.15893716
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>15893655
    Man... remember when this quest was making Abaddon awsome, I miss thoses days, back before we morphed Abaddon into That Guy incarnate.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:33 No.15893718
    >>15893707
    NO, it's brillaint, Tzeentch is fucking with us
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:33 No.15893719
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15893655

    The sadest part is that Abaddon is so incompetent and unlucky in the canon fluff that all the things described in this thread aren't mad enough to be impossible.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:33 No.15893720
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15893692
    99x3 and a 77:

    >>15893580

    The chaos gods want a lot of things!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:33 No.15893730
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15893707
    You didn't catch on to it that time when Slaanesh was a bi-polar bitch last thread?

    I hope we can get back on track after this.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:35 No.15893750
    rolled 31 = 31

    I still think the Chaos-blessed dice shenanigans are the best part of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:36 No.15893757
    >>15893716
    We gave him arms and this is how he repays us
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)20:36 No.15893765
    >>15893580
    Looking upon the two unconscious psykers a horrible and disgusting idea crosses your mind. You turn to Eliphas and tell him you want to rape Ahriman and Asuya.

    The chaos lord seems reluctant at first, but he soon nods in compliance. You both remove your codpieces and apply the warp goo as lubricant, before you begin dicking the downed Seer.

    You can hear the warp whisper faster as you get to work.

    ------

    Once finished your deed, you reply to the vox. You say that everyone is fine and ask about the status of the ship. You also state that Ahriman just screwed a bitch.

    The vox barks back. "Well...there's no clear damage. Although there appears to be a giant warp storm where your ship used to be."

    Then you hear Kharn. "AHRIMAN SHOVED IT IN A GIRL? HAHA, FUCKING GOOD FOR HIM! WHO'D HE DO, ONE OF THOSE SLAANESHI SEER BITCHES?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:37 No.15893771
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15893668
    Nope proceed with inciting Chainaxe vs sorceror duel, on pay per view and live betting.

    Eldar will flock in droves to chaos over it after the orgy comes quality entertainment.

    Brutaly elegant chainaxe vs elegantly brutal warp lightingng.

    we overload them on pleasure and entertainment and they crack and get chaos.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:38 No.15893785
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15893765
    "HE FUCKED YOUR BITCH BRO, HE FUCKED YOUR BITCH."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:38 No.15893788
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15893765
    NO, YOUR WAIFU
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:39 No.15893793
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15893765
    Wait a warp storm engulfs our entire ship? Let's find out why, get the closest psycher here so we can communicate whit whatever is in the storm.

    If that doesn't work, punch the warp and receive a Cultist-chan Plushie with a message from the Hug God attached to it.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:39 No.15893797
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15893765
    WAIT!!! Wake them up and confurm that they did it before saying shit!!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:41 No.15893821
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>15893793
    Lets do this. find out what the fuck goes on.

    We can make Ahri and Kharn fight it on a schedule after the rape orgy is finished and we are not in danger.

    Lets be at least half sane in implementation of the plan , if we cant get a good idea blessed by chaos.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:41 No.15893822
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15893797
    Yeah, we miiiiight want to make sure that actually happened before we go getting Ahriman killed. ...Again. Alternatively: He made it with Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:41 No.15893824
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15893797
    This followed by this
    >>15893793
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:42 No.15893829
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15893797
    RE-ROLL FOR A SHRED OF SANITY!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:43 No.15893845
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15893793
    Do this, the warp storm covering our entire ship takes priority over fucking with Ahriman and Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:43 No.15893846
    >>15893829
    please OP please let 100 overide all the shit
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:43 No.15893853
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15893785
    >>15893788

    WE JUST SPENT ONE WHOLE THREAD TRYING TO PREVENT OUR CRUSADE FROM SPLITTING APART AT THE SEAMS AND NOW ALL YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS ARE INCITING OPEN COMBAT BETWEEN TWO OF OUR GENERALS?!

    FUCK NO.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:44 No.15893857
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15893829
    Well fuck
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)20:44 No.15893862
    >>15893785
    You inform Kharn that Ahriman has screwed the High Seer.

    For several seconds there is nothing but static. Then you hear him speak. "W-WHAT?"

    The previous voice on the vox comes back. "My lord, we need to get you out of there! It's potentially dangerous! There's been reports of daemonic things aboard the ship."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:44 No.15893866
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15893845
    FUCK YEAH, SLAANESH APPROVES!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:44 No.15893868
    >>15893853
    and people wonder why the black crusades fail so often.

    Remember Abaddon is the chosen of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:45 No.15893869
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15893829
    >>15893845
    >66
    >100

    Well, that's an improvement at least.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:45 No.15893879
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15893862
    What about the blessed roll? Calling a psycher and punching the warp?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)20:46 No.15893881
    >>15893845
    >>15893829
    (Well fuck me)
    >this is what happens when you forget to check recent posts for a minute
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:46 No.15893886
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15893829
    Thank god we have a prefect roll to at least keep it sanely successful and not get ourselves killed or permanently alienated,
    >>15893821
    And this. we need to see about the warp storm and the new chaos god or great deamon that just got birthed and might have a fetish for hugs, plushy, lubricant, impregnation and unconscious sexy tiem...

    And now you know you cannot even sleep for fear of pervert chaos. Thank you fucks for making me fear chaos even in my sleep
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:46 No.15893891
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>15893862
    "Nah, fuckin' with ya, Kharn. Looks like Slaanesh made it with both of them, though." Find a way off the ship, and STOP RAPING EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:46 No.15893894
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:46 No.15893895
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15893862
    Isn't a blessed 66 better than 94 or 100?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:48 No.15893913
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15893853
    a pay per view duel for the hand of a fair and bony lass , intended as a conversion tool of the eldars after the orgy.

    Fair and bony lass that we despoiled and impregnated.

    think Chaos is still col and not bat shit insane?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:48 No.15893916
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15893895
    100>dubs>singles
    "FUCK YEAH HE DID KHARN!"
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)20:49 No.15893918
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15893845
    >>15893793
    supporting, minus the hug god stuff.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)20:49 No.15893923
    >>15893845
    (HOLD ON, GOING TO DO THIS ALSO)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:50 No.15893930
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15893862
    Get out of here? At the moment of a warp gods birth? You underestimate our powers.

    Punch the warp, obtain plushie looking servant of the hug god.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:51 No.15893949
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15893916
    Nah, bro. Check the rules. 66, 77, 88, and 99 beat EVERYTHING, even 100s. Only problem is when there's multiple chaos blessings, when we usually go with the first blessing if they can't all be used. Oh, and if this comes up dubs, I vote for
    >>15893891
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:51 No.15893954
    rolled 78 = 78

    We should do this:
    >>15893891
    And if we are bold this insanity too:
    >>15893930
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:53 No.15893979
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15893954
    supportan
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:55 No.15894006
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15893954
    >>15893891
    Sonuvabitch, Nurgle! Just bless the damn thing!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)20:56 No.15894011
    >>15893845
    Suddenly you see Ahriman getting on his feet. The sorcerer has trouble standing up and is holding his head.

    "Uh...what happened....and why am I covered in blood and jizz again?" he mutters.

    As Ahriman regains his senses you walk over to the sorcerer. You ask him if he can find out what happened.

    He nods. "Very well. I can already sense that we're in a strong warp presence of some sort."

    Ahriman closes his eyes and lets his mind run wild. In not five seconds later, he starts vomiting all over the floor. He quickly recovers though a takes in a large breath, followed by a gasp of pleasure.

    "A god was born here."
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:56 No.15894020
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15894011
    "Judging by the tone of voice... Slaanesh?"
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:56 No.15894024
    >>15894006
    Tzeentch is taunting you, let me help you summon the gods.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:57 No.15894034
    >>15894011
    Was it Slaanesh?

    Or the Hug God?
    >> [I] Leopold !!lONmHjGwsas 08/10/11(Wed)20:57 No.15894039
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15894011
    Which one? If it isn't one you know, proclaim it to be named after our Waifu or Kharn's Waifu, as she was directly responsible for it's creation.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:57 No.15894040
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>15894006
    The Chaos Gods enjoy our pain. Also: I think we're in autosage.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:58 No.15894043
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>15894011
    "No shit sherlock!"

    We want to know what the fuck we ought to do? get out of dodge? surf the warp wave of the soon to come explosion?
    Use it to power our fleet into subjugating or converting the eldars and making slaacesh and the eye of chaos?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)20:59 No.15894057
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15894011
    Let us find out which one, punch the warp and pull out a servant of the newborn god.

    A Cultist-chan plushie if we really made the hug god, which will be the case if this is blessed.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:00 No.15894066
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15894043
    >>15894057
    Do eet!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:00 No.15894069
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15894040
    Yes we are.

    >>15894057
    HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD! PLUSHIES FOR THE PLUSHIES THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:00 No.15894072
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>15894011
    We will name this new god Celestia BRINGER OF HUGS.

    also ask for more details on this god, we should probably start worshiping it.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)21:01 No.15894098
    AUTOSAGGING, WILL MAKE NEW THREAD
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:02 No.15894103
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>15894069
    I think Tzeentch approves of the hug god
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:02 No.15894112
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15893716
    Dice favours the bold and the many.

    Now Abaddon is fucking scary insane scheming sex and blood crazed colossal fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:04 No.15894142
    >>15894069
    Oh come on. Really? As soon as we start Autosaging?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:04 No.15894143
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>15894072

    Warp almighty! I want a drawfag to draw an half naked cultist-chan/seer covered in goo seated on a throne of plushies on a mountain of hugging people.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 08/10/11(Wed)21:06 No.15894173
    >>15894168
    GET IN HERE
    >> Anonymous 08/10/11(Wed)21:06 No.15894174
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15894143
    WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY DRAWFAGS HERE, FUCK!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 08/10/11(Wed)21:07 No.15894195
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15894011
    Which one? If it's Slaanesh tell Kharn that it was a fales alarm.



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