!!QVgBJCzCjEB 08/15/11(Mon)17:29 No.15949099
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1: Lady Casmaron of Golarion is apparently sided with the Umbrans, and she will put your messengers to death in one week's time. Spymaster Soren has dispatched some of his "Birdies" to try to stop this.
2: You have gained a squad of 12 paladins, and the druids, led by Grand-Druid Ogden, have agreed to aid in growing additional crops for your people. Ogden and High-Priestess Akara seem to dislike each other, though there is obvious amounts of Unresolved Sexual Tension. Also, Ogden has a mouse-familiar named Buta, who is a lot less relaxed than his master. Ogden has also agreed to fix Sir Kahl's crippled leg.
3: The Dwarves have succeeded in crafting silvered weaponry; it seems to be just as strong as steel. The Dwarves are currently making you a sword "worthy of legends." Dwarves are bro-tier.
4: You and Kahl (your War Minister) came up with a devious plan, and have begun spreading propaganda into the Wastelands of /b/, all of which contain various poorly-written insults and a plethora of drawn-dicks, with Umbra's seal upon them, in the hopes that it would cause the /b/arbarians to focus their assaults on the less-defended Umbra-/b/order.
5: Preparations are underway to assault a Umbran Fortress that lies between Dessex and Blackmoor. If it is successful, it will open up trade routes to Blackmoor and to the Sea, and, hopefully, convince the Blackmoorians to aid you in a Blitzkrieg against Umbra. In addition, with the help of Urvash Strongbeard, plans have been drafted for both mobile fortifications and a tunnel to go behind enemy lines.