rolled 15 = 15

Write the SPYCODE so that it will hide itself as intricately as possible, but also cause the traitor to say "DickButt" instead of any bodies name. Also The code needs to make the traitor not realize he said anything odd.

Then tell the servitors to kill anyone who says "DickButt".

Your self-designated tasks are thus:
1) Sort through BOB'S PARTS and separate the useful components from the junk. Omnissiah knows he had a lot of it.
2) Search the immediate area for possible intruder entryways.
3) Work on the SPY CODE.

+Initiating directive 001
+Cogitating...
You pick through BOB'S PARTS and don't find very much. The Grox-head must have spent more time in the Cafeterium gorging himself than enhancing his weak, fleshy body. That's why you're here and he's not. Among what blessed parts he did have:
REBREATHER
BIONIC LUNG
ASSORTED CRANIAL IMPLANTS
METAL MOLAR (DENTAL)

That's pretty much it. The rest is all screws, bolts, and wires. You haven't decided what to keep yet, nor how to proceed next.

(All posts must be accompanied by a D.100 roll)

>>16042094
We have more important things to do than pick through some flesh bag's superior parts!
You've come up with a masterful plan. There's no way this could go wrong! At some point, you should probably tell the Mech-Lord to not say "dickbutt".

The coding goes well enough. Now you just need to find you a SERVITOR to reprogram. The Mech-Lord said they would be here but you're not sure how soon. Maybe they're already here and you just didn't notice? Might be worth looking for one at some point.

+Input required.
> |

Request immediate transfer to the next battle with the Tyranids.

rolled 52 = 52

>>16042216
Loot Bob's hab while out looking for routes, and maybe servitors.

rolled 55 = 55

>>16042249
This. Bob most certainly had something useful in his hab. Perhaps a hammer you can use until you can find your sacred one.

rolled 76 = 76

>>16042216
(I'm glad I didn't miss the start of the second thread.)

We must integrate Bob's bionic lung, but rather than replace a lung, just flat out add in another. SPESS MEHRINES get 3 lungs, why can't we?

>>16042249
>>16042280
You decide to milk this whole Bob affair for what it's worth. It also has the bonus of letting you snoop around for SERVITORS and entryways. You exit your hab and enter the long, narrow hallway that leads towards two sets of stairs: one going up to floor 6, the other to floor 4. You are currently on floor 5. You recall that Bob's room was on floor 7.

+Event: D.100 (the roll of the first even-numbered post will be used)
+Input required.

rolled 19 = 19

>>16042309
Go up the 7 floor, we must reach Bob's hab as quickly as possible.

rolled 53 = 53

>>16042309
Up to floor six, floor four seems very spooky and it's an unlucky number.

>>16042324
You decide to head up to floor 7 with all haste. However, half way down the hall you notice that something is poking out of a small SERVOSKULL maintenance tunnel. On top of that, one of the vents near the ceiling seems to have a loose screw.

>>16042369
>someone tell him to fuck the screw loose and investigate

rolled 13 = 13

>>16042369
aw shit,

It's time to equip any item on us that could be used as a weapon and investigate the pokey out thing.

be sure to keep our distance though, we need our back practically touching the other wall.

rolled 20 = 20

>>16042369
Check out the servoskull tunnel. Then repair the vents, damn maintenance crew not doing their jobs.

rolled 85 = 85

>>16042369
ALARM ALARM

Kick the servoskull thing, bring down the hatch with all your mighty fury!

ACCOST FUCKING EVERYTHING!

rolled 65 = 65

>>16042369

Well well! We must investigate. Rollan to examine the protuberance.

>>16042390
You believe it would be prudent to arm yourself. You reach into your robes and pull out your WOODEN RULER. This thing really smarted when the senior Adept used it on you.

Being the paranoid machine man that you are, you edge against the wall while approaching the maintenance tunnel. Peering inside, you see an out-of-order SERVOSKULL. Poor little guy, he must have bumped his... nevermind. Something is familiar about this SERVOSKULL but you can't quite place it.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 54 = 54

>>16042454
pick up the servo skull and inspect it. If we can fix it, make it ours.

rolled 19 = 19

>>16042454
Loot DANIEL

Investigate the vent for tool marks and thing inside of it.

rolled 98 = 98

>>16042454

Ha! The first of many!

>>16042464
I second this. Examine the SERVOSKULL. If we cannot repair it immediately, tuck it into our inventory. Then, onwards, to loot Bomburus's hab!

>>16042475
You pick up the SERVOSKULL, now designated DANIEL, and tuck him away in your inventory. You check out the inside of the vent for more signs of disturbance. Unfortunately, there's tons of it. SERVOSKULLs zip in and out of here every day. Scratches, gashes, and oil stains mark the tunnel. Clearly cleanliness is NOT their priority. Looks like you won't find anything more in here.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 20 = 20

>>16042520
continue to bobs hab. You have looting to do

>>16042520
Proceed to the 7th floor, with haste!

rolled 41 = 41

>>16042520

Continue to Bomburus's hab. We must get the LOOTING done quickly, so we can resume our hunt for the heretical SPIES.

rolled 61 = 61

>>16042540
>>16042533
>>16042530
Yep. Maybe look around conspiratorially before we dart off.

>>16042530
You decide to get a move on before you're noticed. You zip up two flights of stairs to floor 7. Finding Bob's room is easy since you've had to go there and collect him before. You're glad he didn't try to murder you!

Without much trouble you enter Bob's hab. It's not too much different from your own except that it's much smaller. That makes you feel good inside. You see a WORKDESK against the wall, a POSTER on the wall, a BED, and a SQUARE HOLE IN THE WALL.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 85 = 85

Check behind the poster, sift through his bed, check his desk, and peep into that hole!

Also, loot that spider.

rolled 83 = 83

>>16042584
First of all, lock the door so that you cannot be interrupted/caught. Then, go through EVERYTHING in search of something useful. And add the spider to your inventory, it's name shall be GREGORY.

rolled 85 = 85

>>16042584

Ugh. HE would like *Panic At the Discus*. Examine the SQUARE HOLE IN THE WALL. Afterwards, scan the WORKDESK before LOOTING it.

...Also, Bomberus wasn't very bright; check behind the sodding poster. I bet he's got something back there.

>itsdentr parts

I'm guessing captcha wants us to add Bob's cybermolar to our collection.

rolled 58 = 58

>>16042619
>>16042618
>>16042605

Hahahahaha! Loot the spider, look in the hole and check behind the poster. This quest is awesome.

>>16042635
This has never stricken me as a very serious quest, but it IS a great one.

rolled 38 = 38

>>16042654

I know, right? I'm glad about the lack of serious. I mean, they can't all be serious quests!

>>16042618
You lock the door so that you won't get any unwelcomed guests. The IRONy doesn't elude you.

You decide to go with the obvious stuff first and snag the spider, now GREGORY, placing him carefully in your inventory.

Next, you search the next logical place: the WORKDESK. Inside are the same assortment of KNICK KNACKS and SPARE PARTS that fill your workdesk. Inside the lowest drawer you find a copy of 01000100 01010101 01000100 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000100 01010101 01000100 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000100 01010101 01000100 01000101 01010011. Gross.

rolled 70 = 70

>>16042678
That disgusting bastard, we did the Universe a favour when we killed him.

>fabricius oldscap
captchas getting all AdMech-y on me.

rolled 97 = 97

>>16042678
>01000100 01010101 01000100 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000100 01010101 01000100 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000100 01010101 01000100 01000101 01010011

He had that look about him, didn't he?

Best leave that for whoever comes looking for the sod.
Bed and poster next!

rolled 66 = 66

>>16042678
Gregory is awesome.
We need to induct him into the machine cult.

>>16042667
I agree. And on that note, we must endeavor to become the most dapperest techpreist that has ever been!

>>16042678

Eww. Check under the bed and behind the poster, next.

rolled 21 = 21

>>16042709
Agreed, we can make him a little robe, and use some of Bob's parts to upgrade him.

He can ride Daniel into battle

rolled 47 = 47

>>16042710
email field keeps eating my dice, man, not cool.
>>16042709
YES. WE MUST MAKE GREGORY...BETTER WITH PARTS. THE OMNISIAH COMMANDS IT.

>>16042678

Yech, he liked the mens! If nothing is useable in the desk, move on to the hole, then, the poster...in fact, look under his bed, too. who knows? there may be more than old food underneath.

>>16042678
You look under the BED next. GADZOOKS!

It's...
It's...

+Item: TRUSTY HAMMER acquired.

+Cogitating...

rolled 81 = 81

>go to victims room to loot stuff.
>first thing we loot is a spider.
>soon we'll be upgrading him

Yay for Science!

rolled 43 = 43

>>16042731
forgot mah rollan

rolled 58 = 58

>>16042738
Yes! I knew we did the right things by murderfying him. Even if I did feel bad doing it while looking at that cute artwork.

rolled 28 = 28

>>16042738
YES.wav
We must equip the TRUSTY HAMMER post haste! now the poster behind the bed, and then finally, we must inspect that hole in the wall.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16042738
That Bastard.

We did right to get rid of him. we need to clean it and remove all that Cheetos Dust he gets/got on everything.

rolled 75 = 75

>>16042738

THAT MAN-LOVING SON OF A DAEMONETTE! I KNEW IT! Killing him was a service to the Omnissiah!

>>16042757
I mean we must look behind the poster, of course. I was overcome with excitement.

>>16042738
You knew that lout was the one who took it! You knew it!
Getting back to business, you check the hole next. It's dark inside but you're able to make out some deep marks on the bottom. Looks like something was dragged across it and into the room. Nothing else besides that.

+Input required.
+Continue COMMAND: Ransack?
> |

rolled 27 = 27

>>16042794
Get an idea of the size of what was dragged?
See if any debris was left behind?

Otherwise, yes.

rolled 43 = 43

>>16042794
We must continue, of course. We must look behind the poster, and then see if any of the parts in the WORKDESK can be used to make GREGORY BETTER.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16042794
Upgrade Gregory!

rolled 24 = 24

>>16042794
ransack then repair the servo skull and have it check out the hole

rolled 100 = 100

>>16042794
I wonder what was pulled through there...

was there a hole in our room? or maybe this has something to do with the damaged servoskull...


oh and yes, continue to ransack the room, but push something in front of that hole first, paranoia never hurt anyone, and we don't want to be caught with our back turned.

rolled 22 = 22

>>16042794

Hell yes, sack the bastard's hab! Toss his crib, record everything. We will present this and that heretical digipr0n to the MechLord as evidence of Bob's collusion with the HERETICAL SPIES. Obviously he wasn't in charge, he wasn't that bright.

>>16042814
You decide to upgrade your new friend GREGORY. You're begin contemplating all the cool cybernetics and stuff you'll deck him out with when a sharp rap comes at the hab door.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 93 = 93

>>16042849
Hide under the bed.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16042849
Quickly, we must hide under the bed!

rolled 45 = 45

>>16042849
Mimic the fat bastard's voice.
Demand that they identify themselves!

rolled 96 = 96

>>16042849

Deploy mechadendrites! Ready your TRUSTY HAMMER! Prepare for battle!


...Then, calmly answer the door.

>>16042855
>>16042860
What are we going to do under the bed?

>>16042871
Hide from whoever willingly would contact that fat fuck. If they would want to talk to him, then we don't wish to know them.

>>16042860
Omnissiah's BIOS! You quickly scamper under the bed. If it's good enough for your TRUSTY HAMMER it's good enough for you. You wait a few moments to see if they'll go away. Another louder, more impatient rap is applied to the hab door. You hear a high-pitched vox-synthesizer say,

"Bomburus? Are you in there? It's me. I have that program I was telling you about last week."

That voice sounds a bit familiar...

+Input required.
> |

>>16042871
Didn't see that coming.

rolled 64 = 64

>>16042898
Tell the creature to leave it at the door, we'll be with him after we finish eating in a few hours or so.

rolled 95 = 95

>>16042898

Deploy mechadendrites! Ready your TRUSTY HAMMER! Prepare for battle!


...Then, calmly answer the door. APPENDED: This probably someone working with that fat heretic to bring down the forgeworld! Accosting is in order!

rolled 4 = 4

>>16042912
Seconded. If the person doesn't leave tell him we're busy with our magazines.

rolled 30 = 30

>>16042898
Try sounding like that fuck, and tell him Heregaster knows about the hiest and you can't risk opening the door right now.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16042898
Tell them to leave it, and that we're busy Maintaining the Machine Spirits...

rolled 2 = 2

>>16042919
Oooh~
Now I want to do this.
Accosting will lead to more bits for repairs and upgrades, and maybe we can get him to talk.

>>16042921
+Event: D.100
+Input required.
> |

rolled 93 = 93

>>16042945
Continue with >>16042921
The Omnisiah demands it!

rolled 94 = 94

>>16042945
Do it do it do it

>>16042956
You do your best imitation of Bomburus.
"Leaveskrrt it atskrrrt the door! er... skrrt."

There's a short pause before the voice comes again.

"...Heregaster? Is that you? What are you doing in Bomburus's room? Open the door."
Oh no, you've been found out! Quickly, you need to do something! Apparently the familiar-sounding voice knows you.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 52 = 52

>>16042945

Voting to snatch the accomplice thru the door for interrogation/dismantlement

rolled 35 = 35

>>16043009
Deploy mechadendrites! Ready your TRUSTY HAMMER! Prepare for battle!


...Then, calmly answer the door. APPENDED: This probably someone working with that fat heretic to bring down the forgeworld! Accosting is in order!...AGAIN!

rolled 56 = 56

>>16043009
Open the door.

and confront the voice (hammer in hand, but hidden behind back).

ask why they want to get a hold of bomborus.

rolled 33 = 33

>>16043009
Open the door, Explain that you were trying to find bob. Admit NOTHING else.

rolled 73 = 73

>>16043016
Equip the TRUSTY HAMMER and quickly pull the accomplice into the room and lock the door. Knock the fucker out and take his program, and then upload the SPY PROGRAM into him while wiping his mind of these events.

rolled 27 = 27

>>16043036
>>16043027

We're rolling low. please don't noko+dice.

rolled 71 = 71

Bring him in, prepare to accost.

This could be the friend who installed our D.100 system.

Give him a moment to sway us before accosting.

>>16043036
You crawl out from under the bed and carefully answer the door. Just in case, you make sure your TRUSTY HAMMER is easily removable from your robes. You open it to see a thin, wiry Tech Adept standing in the doorway.

"I was just looking for Bomburus. I can't seem to find him anywhere."

The wiry Tech Adept looks at you quizzically. "I see... but how did you get into his hab? Floor 7 is known for its security. Then again, 4 is the number of persistence."

You remember this guy. This is your friend that built your D.100 program. Useful little thing. But what was his name again?

>Input required.
> |

rolled 14 = 14

>>16043122

Jules Aeythi, according to captcha.

rolled 37 = 37

>>16043122
Why, it's Torvian, of course.

A good sort, but we may need to bloody our sleeves again.
Invite him inside.

>>16043122
Deewan Hunnerd

rolled 65 = 65

>>16043122
Dee Wunhundread

rolled 10 = 10

>>16043153
forgot my dice

rolled 85 = 85

>>16043122
"The Door was open and unlocked my good friend Bill!"

I like his face.

His vox grill would make a nice mustache on us.

>>16043143
That's right, Jules Aeythi.
You remember that he's pretty into Numerology and that he's also an ace PROGRAMMER.

>Input required.
> |

rolled 9 = 9

>>16043199
ask about SPYCODE and DICKBUTT

rolled 16 = 16

>>16043199
Don't just stand there, come in. I said come in.

Make small talk about how we're pretty much only operating off of that system of his, while we get behind him and lock the door.

rolled 57 = 57

>>16043199

oh hi Jules, that d100 program you sorted out for me works like a charm.

I was asked to find him by the big-cheese, who may I say isn't very happy with him at all. I wouldn't be surprised if he'd done a runner, I mean would you stick around after you'd made enemies with the big-guy

etc

rolled 26 = 26

>>16043199

We ask our good friend Jules about the PROGRAM he has for BOB.

rolled 77 = 77

>>16043199
>>16043222
Seconding this.

>>16042723
WE TAKE THE PARTS! MAKE HIM, INTO THIS!

>>16043216
"Ah, Aeythi, just the one I wanted to see. I would like to pick your circuits for enhanced methods of enacting SPY CODE. I've recently developed an interest, you see. I've been working on a particular method I call DickButt. Not too bad, if I say so myself, but it could use some refinement."

The Tech Adept looks at you blankly for a second.
"Why of course I can help! I've just been reading about a colleague's newest implementation of cross-network tr-"
*blah blah blah blah*
He goes on for a little while but seems enthusiastic about helping.

>Input required.
> |

rolled 17 = 17

>>16043230
What this guy said. also show him your Trusty Hammer, and tell him that you were here to get it after Bob, FOUL WRETCH THAT HE IS. stole it.

rolled 40 = 40

>>16043280
Leave Bob's hab with Jules while continuing to talk to him. It would be best if we could escape from this floor as fast as we can.

rolled 54 = 54

>>16043313
>>16043284

Combine these.

rolled 73 = 73

>>16043313
indeed. let us make haste.

also. lets see if we can scope out that cute little thing we saw in lab 5.34 pic related. we'd like to stream some data to her if you know what I mean.

rolled 52 = 52

>>16043333

Cute? Egh, not likely. I mean, she's entirely made out of meat! She probably floats on water!

rolled 87 = 87

WAIT

We may not get the chance to finish our ransacking.
Tell him him we'll meet him back at our hab in a few. Make him go fetch something.

rolled 66 = 66

>>16043349
NOT SO! I have it from a good sorce that her ENTIRE body is a duraframe electretium reinforced chassies.

>>16043313
You decide that it would be better to leave before you accidentally incriminate yourself. You offer to walk and talk with Aeythi back to your hab. He talks the whole way down about things that you don't really understand entirely. You're back in the hallway leading to your hab, Aeythi in tow. He keeps passively mentioning the program he has with him, the one meant for Bomburus.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 41 = 41

>>16043352
good Idea!

rolled 41 = 41

>>16043371
Tell him we have something to do, and will meet up with him at a later point to discuss codeing.

NOW WE GO RANSACK FATTYMCFATDEADS ROOM!

rolled 44 = 44

>>16043371
Say that you'll hold onto the program for Bob and give it to him later. Then, when Jules leaves, we must UPGRADE GREGORY.

rolled 31 = 31

>>16043361
>Techpriest_BUENO.jpg

>>16043371

Yes...What about this program? Tell us about it! I'd be happy to give it to Bomburus, since I'm looking for him and all...

rolled 89 = 89

>>16043389
And check behind that damn poster!

>>16043411
"Oh, that program you have, it's for Bomburus, right? I'm looking for him anyhow. I can deliver it to him when I see him at our workstation."

Aeythi searches his robes for a second and produces a DISKETTE. He hands it over to you without any protest.
"Yes, if you would. It took me quite a while to write up. He kept insisting it was important to his work, though I can't imagine what he would need a 2.D.100 program for."

+Item: 2.D.100 DISKETTE acquired.

Aeythi gives a wave goodbye and walks down the stairs, forgetting about the grav-lift on the opposite end of the hall.
Wait, why didn't you use it?

>Input required.
> |

rolled 58 = 58

>>16043442

we're never going to get the chance. and i bet creed hid a baneblade back there.

>>16043361
way out of our league then

rolled 63, 99 = 162

>>16043472
Insert diskette, use new system to go loot fatties ex room.

rolled 74 = 74

>>16043472

...becaos lifts aren't SNEAKY! Now...what's this? a D.200 programme? So much power...

rolled 11 = 11

>>16043472
IT IS TIME.

WE MUST BEGIN THE UPGRADE CEREMONY FOR GREGORY.

implant GREGORY with the 2d100 program!

>>16043521
AdMech_BRILLIANT.jpg

>>16043489
>>16043521
It is time.
GREGORY must join the ranks of the Omnissiah! You have just the way to do it, too. Aeythi's 2.D.100 program is just the thing GREGORY needs!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

+Event: D.100
>Input required.
> |

>>16043371

Communicate with your friend concerning the program, but give no specifics of your own; let him design one from the bottom up. Use his ideas to enhance your own. Remember, he could be the SPY. If he was, he would be smart enough to incorporate himself an incriminate you, get out of jail free and still SPY set for the SPY CODE

TRUST NO ONE

When he leaves, access the local Cogitator banks concerning architecture for the hab you live in, if Bob's room is adjacent another, that scraped up hole could be indicated on there. If not, BOB very well may have been the SPY (which would be error input shunt hilarious).

Remember, especially the details concerning the care of your SPY CODE. Also, don't give out more than flimsy concepts, make sure to let him think that you're just getting into it on a whim of curiosity (omnissiah curse your fleshy weaknessess, but at least its related to the machine).

Oh, and remember to return to Bobs room after you have the relevant architecture data, I think he did mention a servitor after all. We didn't get the chance to check behind that poster, or that hole more closely, considering what a terrible devotee he was.

also, keep hammer on us at all times, and consider if DANIEL can be repaired enough to help us snoop in that hole, and if GREGORY can be upgraded to serve the MACHINE GOD if at all possible.

rolled 73 = 73

>>16043549

Rolling for Gregory to be our first BOSS minion!

rolled 80 = 80

>>16043549
It shall be so

rolled 7 = 7

>>16043549
It is important that GREGORY is able to record audio and visual images for us as a scout, as well as incoporate a feature that will allow GREGORY to transmit the information to us.

rolled 50 = 50

>>16043549
IT MUST BE DONE.

>>16043549
Consider parts necessary for converting such a tiny subject to the Omnissiah, then repair DANIEL

rolled 34 = 34

>>16043596
forgot roll

rolled 5 = 5

>>16043583
AHHHHH, A CHALLANGE WORTHY OF MY SKILL!

>>16043583
It's glorious. You modify GREGORY lightly so that he may carry the 2.D.100 program within his new circuits. The result: TECHNO-GREGORY!
TECHNO-GREGORY is now capable of using the 2.D.100 to perform tasks. Whenever he does something, the program fires twice and uses the best.

Now that you've properly outfitted your friend, it's time to do something else.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 40 = 40

>>16043641
We must not neglect DANIEL. We must repair him as well as upload the 2d100 program to him as well. Also, we should give him some upgrades.

>>16043641
+Error detected.
+Rerouting previous entry to >>16043626
+Results identical

rolled 74 = 74

>>16043641
WE RANSACK DEAD TUBBOS ROOM!

there must be something of use there.

rolled 43 = 43

>>16043641
>technoHNNNG.gif

We must finish our preparations to capture the HERETICAL SPIES. Unless we have some spare time, in which case, DANIEL must live!

rolled 75 = 75

>>16043659
fix DANIEL, make him able to launch Techno gregory at things. like a rail gun. just not smashing him.

rolled 93 = 93

>>16043641
repair DANIEL

>>16043655
>>16043690
>>16043695
>>16043696
While you're at it, you decide to help out DANIEL as well. He looks to be in dire need of repair. After basic repairs, then you can upgrade him.

+Special Event: D.100 loop (first TWO even-numbered posts will determine total outcome)
+Input required.
> |

rolled 23 = 23

>>16043724

FOR THE GLORY OF THE OMNISSIAH! RETURN TO SERVICE, DANIEL!

rolled 14 = 14

>>16043724
He needs WEAPONS, so we shall GIVE THEM TO HIM.

rolled 54 = 54

>>16043724
Wake now

I can see it now, DANIEL, a neglected servo skull and GREGORY, a spider from a dead man's room. Together, they fight crime!

rolled 47 = 47

>>16043724

Rolling for epic servoskull minion!

rolled 90 = 90

>>16043749

Techno-Gregory is /tg/.

rollan!

rolled 95 = 95

>>16043724

Initiate Repair Subroutine:

1) Light engine oil diffuser
2) chant the Litany of slumber to ease the enraged machine spirit's suffering
3) open casing whilst reciting the Intonation of Skill
4) Carry out Diagnostics to identify all damaged components
5) Speak the Song of Rebirth as you repair all damage
6) Cite the Oath of Undulation as you lube up and tune up components to ensure the happiness of the Machine Spirit
7) Reseal the case, annoint it with a Seal of the Omnissiah whilst speaking the Litany of Wakefulness to bring the Machine Spirit back around (turn it on)

ALL PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD

rolled 20 = 20

>>16043787
>>16043780
>>16043760
>>16043747
>>16043743
>>16043737

odd posts and shit rolls. damn!

>>16043760
You finish the repairs on DANIEL. You're not sure if you were able to get everything working again but at least he's mobile. He also makes a SMALL TICKING NOISE every 10 seconds.

>>16043780
You attempt to install the 2.D.100 program into DANIEL. As you fiddle around with it, there's a horrible scraping sound and the ungodly ripping of plastics. DANIEL makes a SMALL TICKING NOISE. The DISKETTE is now useless.

Despite the troubles you had, DANIEL is now active again!

+Input required.
> |

rolled 78 = 78

>>16043815
>thingswentbetterthanexpected.mov

>lol estorapr

...captcha's fucking weird.

rolled 99 = 99

>>16043815
Check DANIEL's cogitator core for what happened to him. Maybe it's related to the SPY.

Then finish the SPY CODE if it's not finished already.

rolled 24 = 24

>>16043815

RIGHT! Two minions...a great beginning! We'll OWN this Forgeworld one day! BWAHA HAAAHAHAHAHA! Now, to the Mech Lord's business!

>>16043848
You've already finished your SPY CODE and now need to reprogram a SERVITOR to respond to the keyword.

+++ Message +++
+Servoskull instruction and programming required.
+Value = 150
+Secondary functions required.
+Value = 4
+Registration and authorization required.

Looks like you need to set a few parameters on DANIEL first.

+Special Event: Program DANIEL (Place a total of 150 points into any of DANIEL's 9 stats. No stat can be higher than 35. Pick 4 skills for DANIEL to know. You may go no higher than +10 in a given skill. The lowest D.100 roll will be used.)
+Input required.
> |

>>16043937
+++ Memo +++
+Typical skills chosen for Servoskulls include such skills as Scrutiny, Common Lore (any), Tech-Use, and Stealth. For a more extensive list, see Doc.23DH-12RT/42DW.
+The parameter 'Fellowship' can be ignored in most cases except where the owner desires it to interact with others regularly.
+The courtesy of increasing this parameter is not taken up by many owners.

rolled 91 = 91

>>16043937
Unfortunately, I don't know what some of the stats even are. Furthermore, where does the + factor in on a skill? Does that mean we could put ranks into one thing?

rolled 30 = 30

WS 35
BS 5
S 10
T 15
Ag 30
Int 25
Per 5
WP 15
Fel 10


SKILLS:
Intrusion/Hacking
Intrusion/Lockbreaking
Surveillance
Communications Systems

>>16043990
(Yes, skills are upgraded as such: Trained [basic level, no bonus], +10, +20, +30. The current limit is +10. The stats are Weapon Skill, Ballistic Skill, Strength, Toughness, Agility, Intelligence, Perception, Willpower, and Fellowship. Fellowship is basically the Charisma of the system.)

rolled 26 = 26

>>16044005

SHIT! Reverse the scores for WS and BS.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16043937
+++ Stats +++
WS 15
BS 8
S 8
T 8
Ag 25
Int 30
Per 30
WP 8
Fel 18

Common Lore, Stealth, Scrutiny, Duets

rolled 43 = 43

>>16044027

Thanks for under-rolling me. I posted before his explanations and completely bitched the job up.

>>16044048
I didn't know what half of them were at the time.
I think it went alright though.

rolled 90 = 90

>>16043937

WS or BS (whichev. is primary wpn.) 35
S 5
T 15
Ag 30
Int 20
Per 25
WP 15
Fel 5

Skills:
Scrutiny
Stealth
Tech Use
Common Lore: Technology

>>16044027
+Parameters set.
+Rebooting...
+Initializing data link.
+Parsing anterogrades...
+Loading playlist...
+Testing sampling nodes...
+Successful.

With DANIEL now successfully programmed, it's time to find that SERVITOR you were promised! It has to be somewhere in the building by now. You're not quite sure where to begin your search though.

+Input required.
> |

rolled 9 = 9

>>16044071

Frankly, I think we should reverse the WS and BS still.. I see us putting a laspistol in DANIEL before mounting a chainblade on him.

>>16044108
Do we have a map of the building?

If not, I suggest going to the mess hall, I don't believe we have eaten anything at all today.

rolled 32 = 32

>>16044108

Send DANIEL to look for the servitor in servoskull accesible areas

Return to Bob's room to have GREGORY look through the hole in the wall whilst you look behind the poster in Bob's room.

MULTITASKING IS FUNS

rolled 89 = 89

>>16044108
Someone's in the kitchen with Dina~

I dunno, it was supposed to come at our signal, so let's just wonder the halls and shout (or sing with our new companion). It'll respond when we get in range, I'm sure of it.

rolled 61 = 61

>>16044108

The MechLord gave no specifics...outside of them being near our hab. Lets start by strolling around our level.

>>16044048
>>16044071
>>16044116
(Not to worry, I changed things around just enough to fit what I believed the intent was and keep DANIEL useful. Feel free to use your own terminology/descriptions in place of actual skill names. I'll find the one suitable to it.)

>>16044135
You decide to kill many Grox with one Laspistol. You order DANIEL into the maintenance tunnels to search out any SERVITORs. You head back to Bob's room with TECHNO-GREGORY and send him into the hole in the wall, recording everything that he sees. Meanwhile, you take a gander behind Bob's POSTER.

By the Omnissiah, what strong fingers!

+Cogitating...

rolled 83 = 83

>>16044225
What does the dickbutton on our UI do?

I don't care, press it.

>>16044225
You peel away the shitposter and see...

...a wall. Looks like he wasn't hiding anything back there, the smarmy lark! You bet he knew you would look there and purposely didn't put anything!
Meanwhile, DANIEL and TECHNO-GREGORY both travel through their respective holes. You temporarily interface with TECHNO-GREGORY to see what he's looking at. You see DANIEL travelling just past him! The tunnel in Bob's room seems to be a maintenance tunnel!

+Input required.
> |

rolled 17 = 17

>>16044318
>WALDUS
That shall be the name of our next minion. Anyway, call GREGORY back so we can leave Bob's hab

rolled 31 = 31

>>16044318

Interface with TECHNO-GREGORY and instruct him to back-track and follow the heavy scraping marks through the tunnels.

Search Bob's room a little more closely. He mentioned giving us a servitor; it has to be here or somewhere nearby. Although the creepy fuck probably made some sort of flesh-pleasure servitor.

>>16044374
You call back TECHNO-GREGORY and leave DANIEL to his search for a SERVITOR. TECHNO-GREGORY in hand, you leave Bob's hab and return to your own. You feel fatigued and hungry after a whole day of excitement. As much as it pains you to do so, you might stop by the Cafeterium for some nutrient slurry. It is THURSDAY after all. Then it's time to sleep until DANIEL's search yields some results.

+++ Sequence Interrupt +++
+Data limit reached.
+Rerouting information stream to peripherals...
+Unrecognizing facial constructs...
+Deploying bits...
+Sinking battleships...

(Well, that's it for tonight. I'll be making the next thread either Thursday or Friday after 3pm PST (GMT -8). I slowed down a bit due to intense multitasking but did my best to keep going, so hopefully the pace wasn't TOO slow.)

rolled 57 = 57

>>16044467

Cool. guess I'll add this to the archive.

>>16044467
Oh goodness, don't get the THURSDAY SPECIAL. That hydrolic fluid can't be good for your fleshy bits.
Also, has this been archived on suptg yet?

>chickpea tsacri
I myself am not fond of chickpeas, CAPTCHA, but our admech might like them.

rolled 22 = 22

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16042017/

Up.

>>16044521
>>16044554
(Thanks for taking the initiative. I'm looking forward to doing the next one. There might even be a special surprise for TECHNO-GREGORY and/or DANIEL.)

rolled 10 = 10

>>16044573

no problem. Techno-Gregory is boss as fuck. I'm looking forward to it!