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    219 KB War was declared. Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:27 No.16074132  
    A few sessions now into the campaign. Brorilla and I have become almost inseperable in combat, considering me his bigger brother (I'm older, he's larger, etc). The human community is in a uproar over their attempt to assassinate me and most of the clans have gathered together, with a few still on the way.
    The Anthro's have amassed a army to finally "Destroy these filthy humans" once and for all, which in turn caused the Simian Empire to make demands.
    Emperor Caesar (I know, right?) of the Simian Empire demanded the Anthro's to cease all hostilities against the human clans. When the Anthro's refused, (The main party) tried to convince Caesar that we are unholy monsters only fit for killing.
    But the Emperor would have none of it, and put in their support for the Humans, marching the 3rd army to assist us in our cause.

    We struck first, catching their forward guard at night and butchering them. We then commited to acts of Geurilla warfare until the rest of the clans arrive.
    We hide amongst their dead, we control every vantage point, every attempt to take our positions have led to hundreds, if not thousands of furrys dead by our blades.

    At the end of the session, the clans have gathered, unamiously supporting open war with the Anthros, and at the begginning of the next session, the Simians will arrive to aid us in our cause.

    I have no pictures of humans and apes working side by side, but god damn it I wish I did.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:33 No.16074173
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    >I have no pictures of humans and apes working side by side
    Result of quick search on Google Image for Bro Gorilla
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:35 No.16074189
    Fantastic. Revenge for bro.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:37 No.16074204
    >guerilla warfare
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:38 No.16074211
    >But the Emperor would have none of it
    I would love to have seen how that went down.

    How does the supply situation look, OP? Do you have enough supplies to support the Combined Primate Army in the field? What about your logistical train?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:40 No.16074223
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    The primates are bringing their own supplies from the Empire, and the current war effort is looking better by the day. We should be able to feed a marching army in a couple days.

    And before anyone asks, yeah the apes do fight like the apes from the 2000 Planet of the apes movie.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:40 No.16074225
    whenever I imagine an ape emperor or king they're always an orangutan anyone do this?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:43 No.16074249
    Any child of the 90s probably would. The Jungle Book was great, and King Louie was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:43 No.16074250
    Really? I always imagine them as either a chimpanzee or a silverback gorilla, myself.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:47 No.16074282
    Hey OP, what happened with the squirrel girl?
    Was she really a spy, or has she defected?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:48 No.16074291
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    I haven't really seen her, even during the assassination.
    I asked the GM and he said she was still around, apperently she split as well.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:48 No.16074292
    OP, yours is an awesome army, with awesome plans, helmed by awesome people.

    May you forever revel in victory over those that would claim you a monster for daring defend you and yours from their bigotry and persecution.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:49 No.16074296
    Show them the might of opposable thumbs!
    >> Ludwig !9CUY39dDYo 08/26/11(Fri)15:54 No.16074325


    Exterminate them.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)15:55 No.16074328
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    Looks like I'm going to win too.
    Brorilla and I apperently have more brownie points with the GM than the main party.
    In his words "You get shit done, they don't."
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:01 No.16074368
    This seems intresting, but i have no idea whats going on. will you please explain OP?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:03 No.16074388
    Moral of the story: keep your own fetishes and lifestyles away from roleplaying, which is, by definition, being something you really aren't.

    Maybe then they could get some more shit done.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:08 No.16074415
    i need a catch up... where is monkeybro? or is he brorilla?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:10 No.16074430
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    I don't know quite how to tell you this but....Monkey bro is dead.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:11 No.16074435

    So let's see.

    -Entered into this with a preestablished entrenchment of superiority over the simians. Or at least over the humans.

    -Putzing around doing fuckall for however long.

    -Merely reacting to the Simian Threat, otherwise the aforementioned putzing around would have continued as they had their "We're furries and we're so great!" wankfest.

    -"Lesser" than the furries by setting decree. Humans are, at any rate.

    -Bringing the fight to the furries to carve out their fucking place in the world.

    -Getting shit done because a revolution doesn't just happen on its own.

    -Which means they're engaging the GM in more than just "throw us more NPCs to tell us how great we are!" means.

    Yeah, I can see why the GM is on the Simian side. Unless I'm missing something about what the furries are up to other than "Oh shit! Something is threatening our entrenched powerbase! Fight it!"
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:11 No.16074436
    This would make a great sequal to Planet of the Apes
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:12 No.16074440
    *manly tears* what...
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:13 No.16074453
    OP, did you know that this was furry-centric upon joining? If so, why the fuck did you join it just to screw with it?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:13 No.16074454

    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:14 No.16074462
    I'm glad to see that the GM is so cool.

    What you need to do now is strike down the Anthro armies and government. Strike them down, but have no cruelty. You're only doing what needs to be done for self preservation. The Hominidae United are the clear pursuers of justice here.

    Also, get on that science making! Build tanks! Give those tanks fire and ballistas! Make the ballista shots explosive. Do whatever you have to, but win. Bring justice, human.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:14 No.16074465
    If I recall from previous threads it wasn't the furry setting that was the problem it was the faggot players in the group
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:15 No.16074469
    Is their any older archived threads?|
    Gonna need to know what happened first before I can contribute.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:15 No.16074473
    I think I missed a few threads, I only saw the first one where you decided to gather the humans. Can someone link me to Easymodo/Suptg archives of the rest?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:17 No.16074487
    OP, do you intend to slaughter every single non-simian or merely rip them away from their position as de facto leaders of the world?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:19 No.16074501
    What I would be interested to hear is why Brorilla chose to play a simian in the first place, instead of going all the way into furry or simply being a human. Picking the middleground in this case strikes me as somewhat odd.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:20 No.16074503
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    Pic related from my last post. He stayed back and held off a small Anthro army so a pack of human slaves and I could escape.
    From what he complains to me about is that they spend most of their time crying about their pasts or talking about how horrible humans are even though he made every effort to show that humans are on the shit end of the stick and just wanted to be left alone.

    From what I understand its why Squirrel girl left, they promised to help her find her way back home and they spend too much time in the same town in the same inn while the party leader tries to express his love to some wolf bar wench.

    The GM generally enjoys our roleplays since its pretty much getting shit done, like Brorilla charging into a army of 30 soldiers to save a single human child and shit like that.
    He's also been working a shit ton of human back story to give us some holy shit what badass NPC soldiers like the Ho'ak dragon killers.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:23 No.16074528
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    >He stayed back and held off a small Anthro army so a pack of human slaves and I could escape.

    He was a true hero. Shall the player reroll?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:26 No.16074550
    He is Brorilla.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:31 No.16074600
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    He just wanted to play as a Monkey. The Gm didn't really think about where apes fit into the mix until the player brought it up, so he created the third faction for his campaign.

    Then again, there are a shit ton of nations around us, I'm pretty sure there are dwarves and elves as well I just never saw them.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:36 No.16074647
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    Once you have secured enough ground, you should build a "real" army for propaganda reasons.
    Handsome uniforms and glorious parades, praising them as liberators.
    Enemy attention will focus on them while your actual army (Covert guerilla regiments) wreck havoc behind enemy lines. Remember that the fastest way to kill a snake, is to cut off it's head.

    If you want to slaughter the anthros, then proceed with creating an Empire of Simians akin to good ol' nazi germany.
    If you merely want humans to leave peacfully and with the respect they deserve, promote the values of French revolution. Freedom, fraternity and equality.
    Give every enemy army or town a single chance to surrender or join your forces as a seperate division (You don't want to mix anthros and simians) like how generals used to meet before battle back in 18th century.

    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:46 No.16074736
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    Gotta love Two Steps From Hell.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:49 No.16074765
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    They're apperently more worried about the Apes.
    Considering that their main tactic is to charge and then close in the distance by leaping at you from half a shit ton of yards away.

    My main tactic is going to have my "grand army" like you said be the source of attention, then use my covert soldiers on other things like assassinating generals, capturing nobles, burning down armourys, etc.

    If we can go as far to capture one of the kings daughters, then they know we aren't fucking around.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:51 No.16074795
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    <-- Probably because of this motherfucker right here.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:52 No.16074801
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    It seems great minds think alike.

    But yeah, do you intend to kill 'em or assimilate 'em?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:53 No.16074808
    Hey OP, what do the furries use for their water supply?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:55 No.16074830
    He the only good part in the whole damn movie.

    It still baffles me how they call it The Jungle Book when it has next to nothing to do with the actual Jungle Books.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:56 No.16074844
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    No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom.
    Against that power governments, and tyrants, and armies can not stand.
    Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.

    Godspeed OP.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:58 No.16074858

    Man. That was my all time favorite movie as a kid.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)16:59 No.16074865
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    Theres a pretty good chance that any kind of assimilation will lead to open revolt all day erryday.
    Except for a few groups like the Raven community (mad doctors), ants who are planning to aid us the coming war one of these days, and centaurs.
    Everything else will have to go, either force them out or otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:00 No.16074885
    >It still baffles me how they call it The Jungle Book when it has next to nothing to do with the actual Jungle Books.
    unlike the other Disney films which are virtually indistinguishable from the original stories...
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:01 No.16074889
    >Ant Army
    For some reason I see them dressed as romans fighting in legions
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:02 No.16074893
    Allways give at least one chance to half-humans such as satyrs, harpies etc.
    Anthros are another thing.

    But if you start exterminating them, do it fast and compleatly.
    If you take time, resistance will grow. If you do it sloppily, some will survive and return with vengence akin to your human empire.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:03 No.16074903
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    >The Gm didn't really think about where apes fit into the mix until the player brought it up, so he created the third faction for his campaign.

    I love how the GM's all like: "Yeah, whatever, just do it and I'll come up with something."
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:06 No.16074920
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    You would be right.
    We plan on excommunicating them.
    Not exterminate or enslave, we are better than they are and are willing to prove it.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:08 No.16074939
    I get it when they just lessen the amount of gore but leave the story alone like in the classical fairy tale movies.

    But Jungle Book changes everything, Shere Khan is nothing like in the book, nor are the elephants. Mowgli himself is completely different too. Maybe I'm the only one who read the book before watching the movie but I just couldn't like it (save the monkeys and King Louie).
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:08 No.16074943
    >Not dressed as Hoplites

    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:09 No.16074951
    Is there a shared papacy among the different countries, or are you misusing that word?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:10 No.16074959
    Here's the links to past threads:
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:10 No.16074961
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    You do know that nazis originally intended to just excommunicate the jews too?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:10 No.16074962
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    >Not Myrmidons.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:12 No.16074980
    Have we acquired black powder and oil yet? Can the burning and DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA commence?!
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:12 No.16074984
    >Senate and people of Rome
    >Royalty and workers of the Hive
    >implying ants would be a squabbling collection of hive states
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:15 No.16075010

    Yeah, they'd be constantly killing each other over the control of a single anthill.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:19 No.16075045
    >The Little Mermaid
    Ariel is nothing like the main character in the story, Triton is nothing like the sea king in the story, Ursula is nothing like the Sea Witch in the story, the princess ISN'T EVEN IN THE FILM nor is the prince's father
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:19 No.16075053
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    By the way, if you want to wreck the alliance of Furries and Dragons (Or even prehaps between some furry races like wolves and cats) you have one simple solution.
    Make your guerilla army use pelts as disguises.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:21 No.16075075

    What are Hoplites?
    What are Myrmidons?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:21 No.16075076
    That sounds like it could be a pretty shitty disguise, and it's ethically questionable.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:22 No.16075082
    >implying you can't prove homo sapien superiority by causing a nuclear winter with the ashes of all the dead furries

    if it's survival of the fittest, show them just how fit humanity is
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:27 No.16075154
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    Actually, just look at all the artwork on furries. You could easely make suits that look like them.
    And I didn't mean pelts from actual Anthros but from normal animals.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:27 No.16075158
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    Why not British Imperial Army Ants? With a gigantic highly unamused queen.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:27 No.16075162
    It will strike FEAR into the hearts of their ENEMIES!
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:39 No.16075276
    Would eating meat count as cannibalism for them?

    Nah, what he really needs to do is to destroy any thought of rebellion. Make the furry populace fat, stupid, and complacent. But keep your empire fit and strong. Take away any reason they would even want to rebel.

    But that's neither here nor there.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:39 No.16075279
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    I mean just make them leave, instead of genociding all of them.
    Make their homes ours, I know it'll just cause fuel for the furry fire, but I think we already started a blaze when the disgusting humans started fucking their shit up.
    A group of Clanless humans already wear their pelts as trophies. I like those guys though, they're pretty alright.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:47 No.16075341
    OP, I suggest instilling panic and paranoia within the Heartlands of the anthro kingdoms. Create mistrust between the races, destroy their cohesion, destroy what links the furrys together. Divide and conquer
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:53 No.16075393
    As I said, that's what the nazis said when they started deporting jews.

    But yeah, have the disguised guerilla troops carry out false flag operations to take away the cohesion of the furry union.
    A civil war within their ranks would be their death sentence.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)17:56 No.16075421
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    A civil war sounds like the plan.
    If we can get that going we can just steam roll the splinter groups with pissed off flying monkey men.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:01 No.16075461
    That'll rustle their jimmies!
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:03 No.16075484
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    Oh you.

    But now I'm actually kind of curious about Squirrel girl now that you guys brought it up.
    I know she's still playing, but I would like to know where she went or what she's up to, out of the party that wasn't monkey bro, she was like, the only person I didn't hate with a passion.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:05 No.16075493
    Also spread pamphlets that promote the superiority of a certain furry race above every other race.
    Also propaganda posters of for example a wolf furry leading the army of furries against humans. Doesn't sound bad, right? Well, how about you spread it only in catfolk territory?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:10 No.16075531
    Alternatively, subtly release information that one of the races have allied with you in secret and are going to betray the others when the battle starts.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:11 No.16075537
    There doesn't need to be a purge - it's not about killing furries with fire (well, it is, but that's just a bonus, not the primary goal). This is about one group treating people like shit because of how they are born, about institutions which enforces poverty and ruin on the innocent. And since they've refused to see reason, refused to see how humanity are their peers, if not their betters, it's up to OP and Brorilla to tear off those shackles and shatter the chains, to tear down their oppressors. And when it's over, they can leave them broken but alive. Sure, the furries may attempt to orchestrate an uprising or otherwise reinstate their unjust institutions, but that just means it's up to the just to stand vigilant and ready to defend their hard-won freedom.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:11 No.16075538
    Squirrel chick should be the least of the concerns at the moment. If anything, she'd be on your side if how you describe the main party is true. After all, you're actually making things happen.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:14 No.16075554
    That's it! Tell your troops that if any of them are captured to spew piles of misinformation.

    "You think you're safe!? Hah! You won't be so sure of that when you see your forests crawling with the treacherous wolves you call 'allies'!"
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:15 No.16075563
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    Its not really a concern, I'm just curious is all.
    The DM is running 3 games now that are all coherent to the same plot.
    Party of furry super lamers.
    And Squirrel girl.
    And since I'm not allowed in the other two games, and vice versa, I'm pretty curious.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:16 No.16075572
    "We shall meet you in the battle field... And oh, do remember: Dog is man's best friend."
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:17 No.16075580
    They definitely can't be treated as equals in any way; the years of them believing themselves to be superior will stop that happening. You must crush their will; destroy their industries (particularly luxury goods), assassinate iconic leaders, destroy symbolic buildings/relics. Guerrilla warfare at its very finest. Be as the oncoming storm: strike hard and fast, and gone in a flash.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:20 No.16075599
    Well, I was thinking more of having intentionally captured soldiers (to be rescued shortly after) mention the wolves (or whatever) as allies after some interrogation.

    And then having fake supply lines going to and from the territory. You remember the guys who like to dress up in pelts? Those guys will be invaluable.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:21 No.16075606
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    Not just that. We have the one thing that the Anthro's greatest allies fear.

    The Ho'ak Dragon killers are a group of 400 Clanless men who are experts at killing even the most god like dragons.
    Their armor, weapons, and decoratives are all made from the bodies of dragons, and they've already proven themselves by taking out a party of 6 elder dragons.
    Its like having a NPC party of power gamers, but they're too badass to call them out on it.

    I honestly don't even think I can call them Clanless considering their title is Ho'ak, but the DM insists that its simply a title.
    No I don't know what I means, I think its a weird way of saying Hawk, but don't hold me to it.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:24 No.16075634
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    OP has thought of everything.

    It's only a matter of time.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:25 No.16075645
    They must believe they are fighting an ungodly spirit or ghost. Better yet, their own dead. Disdain armour for speed, dress as the roman-era Britons and Germanic tribespeople did: lime-styled hair in fearsome spikes, black/blue woad paints on the seminaked body, animal skins, deadly ambushes announced by a bloodcurdling, pants-wetting shout. Decimate the confused enemy, and disappear into the night. Spread propaganda regarding the unworldliness of your army.
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    So, OP, how do you plan on running an empire?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:31 No.16075689
    Just by being in furry game like that, you might as well be one of them
    >no but imkilling firrehs lolanon leejun
    That's even more pathetic
    Also, your lack of system info smacks of 'cool story bro" to me. Which means you could of, at least, put a little more thought into your fanfic ..
    >homebrew system lol
    yeah right.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:33 No.16075715
    You haven't followed the other threads, I take it. There's no reason to assume this is fiction, and if it is, it's at least amusing fiction.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:34 No.16075719
    Oh, get laid you ass ravaged fool.

    While a good idea, I don't think they'd go for it. Trickery and all that.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:34 No.16075723

    Continue, OP.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:35 No.16075728
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    Once you start the extermination (believe me, you will eventually be forced to it) make sure you create "forests" akin to this pic.
    Also adopt the tradition from Romans where you have an endless row of dead criminals on crosses on the side of the road.
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    My character is getting a understanding of politics through a human that served as a wolves servant for years before escaping.

    From what I understand the Anthro's political system is very birth based.
    Furries being the top, Wolves are the STRONGEST for some reason.
    Then everything under that is treated like second class citizens or shit all together.

    Mythical humanoids like Centaurs, Satyrs, Harpies, all those mentioned are the working class and horribly mistreated from what the DM told me OOCly.

    Insectoids like the ants are despised as some sort of boogieman, their the furries equievelant of the Goblin or Kobold.

    Humans are the lowest of the low over a war that happened over 5000 years ago, and by the looks of things never actually happened.

    Apes, monkeys, gorillas, Orangutangs, and the other various chimps are foreigners all together and don't live in Anthro territory due to cultural disagreements and now all-out war.

    My proclamation will be somewhat fairy-tale esque I guess. All men and women will be treated equal.
    A Centaur will be respected as a man and not a beast, same goes for Satyrs and Harpies.
    Apes are more than welcome into the nation, and will be allowed to own land if they choose to stay.

    Brorilla will be my right hand man and closest advisor, followed by the servant dude and possibly one of the working class repersentatives.

    Anthro's will not be allowed inside the boarder at all cost, but any other foreigner like dwarves and elves are more than welcome to apply for citizenship or visit or trade, etc.

    I'm not sure if the rest like Goblins and orcs exist, but since I never hear about them, if they do I don't think they'll be all that HURRR SMASH.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:50 No.16075835
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    >This thread

    Fuck yeah this is awesome, thanks for the update OP, and godspeed.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:51 No.16075842
    >Anthro's will not be allowed inside the boarder at all cost
    I'd recommend not doing this. With it you will lose valuable work force.
    But I do advice that you make it a burecratic nightmare for furry workers. For example, they can't have any permanent residence and they can only stay in goverment controlled work ca- I mean, reservations.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:52 No.16075855
    Seems like you've got a plan for everyone but the insects.

    What are you going to do with them in your new empire?
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    Honestly never thought of it.
    The ants just chill underground and only come up to trade and do political stuff.
    Political stuff such as "Please do not flood our underground ant utopia.".
    I guess the same rights as humans? Since they're helping us now.

    Though I may never know what happens after the big battle, since the campaign will be over as soon as either the humans or the Anthros lose.
    I'm pretty sure he planned for a ANCIENT EVIL TO AWAKEN at one point but thought this was cooler.
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    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)18:57 No.16075900
    Make them as equal as humans and simians.
    Form auxillary units consisting of the insects, รก la tau and the vespids.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)19:06 No.16075975
    But not the same. No mind control, it will backfire. Just saying. Also, let the furries in, just make them fill out seven different forms in 3 different departments before they move, and lots of other bureacratic obstructionism. Basically say "Fuck you furry prick" without saying it out loud
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)19:09 No.16075996
    Ah, passive oppression.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)19:17 No.16076066
    Worked for the British Empire. Works for America. Should work for this
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)19:21 No.16076095
    Your GM sounds like a Magnificent Bastard.

    Even still, this looks too easy. Don't trust the ants.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)21:16 No.16077094
    You may not be able to play in Squirrel Girl's part of the plot, but your Combined Primate Army soldiers might.
    You might want to put down some basic rules on treatment of civilians and prisoners.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)21:29 No.16077241
    >making peace with the ants

    Much easier than you might think

    Ants colonies are some of the most organized communities in the animal kingdom, and even as animals they live in a community that most resembles our modern, civilized way of life.

    1. They have supply routes
    2. They build their own homes and take great care to manage them (ex. removing hazardous molds and such, managing the nurseries, etc)
    3. Several species actually keep livestock and have the closest thing to agriculture in the animal kingdom
    4. They also have enemies, and their biggest rival, if not another ant colony, are termites

    With this in mind, you have a LOT of options when it comes to opening treaties with the ants

    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)21:30 No.16077249
    1. Trade agreements. "What would we trade with ants?" Sugary items, seeds, and grains are all EXCELLENT trade options. Hymenoptera in general have sweet tooths that put even the most ice-cream obsessed chocoholic to shame, put sugar is pure glucose, and at a relative size ants and other insects burn their their energy like nothing. Want to make friends with the ants? Bring TONS of sweet, sugary food along with some grains to fill them up. They will love you.

    2. Do your kingdoms have any clerical or sanitation forces they can spare? If so, offer their services to an ant kingdom. Teach them a thing or two they might not have known when it comes to cleaning their lands, and they will remember that shit.

    3. When talks of trade open up, discuss livestock exchange. They aren't using the surface too much except to forage, why not start up a few farms? Or better yet, maybe they have some form of Giant Aphid YOU can trade for. (Protip: The species of aphids used by ants as livestock secrete a sugary secretion when touched by the ants, meaning you get Aphid meat AND sugar-milk.)

    4. If they have a rival ant colony, offer your aid in war if their rival attacks, etc. Basic politics.

    If they have another insect force as an enemy or something they need cleared out? Go ahead and clear it out! Especially if its Termites, killing a termite mound with the ants will earn you major Bro-wnie points with the local colony.
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)21:33 No.16077282
    Op, 2 questions about squirrel girl

    1. Was she a part of the party when they killed Monkeybro?

    2. What do you know about the Squirrel forces?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)22:56 No.16077910
    my foggy mind forgets.. who is that in the pic?
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)22:58 No.16077924
    bump for answers
    >> Anonymous 08/26/11(Fri)23:18 No.16078097

    OP become a emperor. Sigmar like that's how you empra.
    >> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)06:58 No.16081732
    >> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)08:19 No.16082020
    Purge the unclean!

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