Hurrah! I'm right on time!

If you're behind, be sure to check the archives, some of the shit mentioned there may be useful in this episode, depending on how you choose to do things.

Last time, you finally managed to get the righ combination of doors open, and defeated a Heretek many times your size, and have since begun a lengthy ladder climb into this mining facilities actual mine....

Holy shit, I haven't seen this for ages, no sleep tonight.

As you stagger out into the mine, you see paths in both directions.

Leokadia, who has internalised the EMPLOYEE DATA onto her internal cogitator, mentions that this shaft contained 4 miners, 2 of which were dosed with the experimental chemical.

As Stenz, the man from cell A was logically one of them, that still means one miner here is infected. You're unsure which. Best to play it saafe.

For people's convenience and reference, here's Episode 6:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15882549/

>>16157674

Eeeny... meeeny... miney (heh, miney).... RIGHT!

>>16157704
You walk to the right, the path goes no further this way, and there are some lockers

>>16157674

Go right, 'coz it's right.

>>16157743

Inspect Stenz's locker, but don't open it straight away. Are there any anti-tamper devices or tripwires attached to it?

>>16157743
Names, check.
Could be important.

>>16157772
The lockers are all devoid of locks and are not booby trapped. Your peer into Stenz's locker, it smells a little bad, but not unusual.

>>16157775
Leokadia confirms these are the names of the 4 miners: Toors Denote, Hunt Lowry, Kaleb Stenz and Suam Kapuna

Have our Atillan rip Stenz's door off of its hinges.

Leave the others, if they're alive we don't need to antagonise them by rooting through their effects.

>>16157844

There's a battle going on up above, i think the miners have higher priorities than worrying about who's going to look at their lunchboxes.

Cut to the chase and open every locker.

>>16157844

Dude, this is an RPG. It's considered the height of politeness to break open every drawer and cupboard in reach.

>>16157894

And in point-and-click adventures, a character turning his back or leaving the room is International Sign Language for "please, help yourself to all my stuff"

Right, err, left, what's the other way then?
And C-16's not brain damaged, she's just...in prolonged emotional distress that's resulted in a negative cognitive state.
Or maybe not. We've never met another Atillan.

Raid the lockers for any useful items.

>>16157871
You reason that, as the lockers are without locks and you're on a mission from the God Emperor, theres no harm in at least looking in all the lockers and seeing what you make of the contents, which are as follows:

Denote's locker:
COMMBEAD, PASSWORD REMINDER

Lowry's locker:
WARM BEER, CONDOM

Stenz's locker:
MINERS OUTFIT, TECH TITTIES

Kapunda's locker:
NOTE

>>16157958

"so that people can use them for off-duty games of hide-and-seek, silly. They're also convenient oubliettes when you want to go on spiritual refuge"

>>16157958
Tech Titties...?
lawl, take it. Might be good for someone, assuming Leo's not interested. Take the Condom, too. Not that pregnancy is an issue, but it might fit over something else later. Assuming inventory space isn't a problem.

A Commbead? Let's have a listen. If it's encrypted mebbe Leo can crack it.

Read NOTE.

>>16157958
Is there a limit to how many items we can carry? Because if there isn't, then take the the contents from Denote's locker, and the miners outfit. Also, read the note, could hold some useful information.

>>16157958

take note, take commbead, take password reminder.

>>16157958
Read the PASSWORD REMINDER and the NOTE.

>>16157958
Oh, and MINER'S OUTFIT.
Worst DLC ever, I swear. ;)

Dunno what the WARM BEER's good for, unless we want to souse up someone we don't really like.

Leave the miner's outfit. It won't fit any of us, and I doubt anyone's going to mistake a sanctioned psyker, a Not-A-Mongol and a techpriestess for one of the staff, so it's useless as a disguise. It just takes up inventory space.

TAKE EVERYTHING!

Beer for retard. Tech Titties and condom for Techpriest.

>>16157958
Boone read NOTE.

>>a Not-A-Mongol

Attilans are more Cossack than Mongol, so yeah, you're right.

read note
examine tech titties

BTW this is awesome

also needs more kreig

Guys, Stenz was INFECTED. Do we really want to carrying about contaminated clothing that he's been sweating and secreting in? Leave the mining overalls were they are.

>>16158019
Could be a useful source of rags.
Crude fuses, crappy garrotes, a simple flag for semaphore, a really, really last ditch food source.
We might even run across someone naked.

>>16158046

Didn't Stenz only become infected after he ate that specimen down in the basement levels, though?

>Boone-Quest
>just starting

HOLY FUCK IT'S BOONE QUEST

What is a "Boone"?

>>16158122
A bubbly little pile of psyker!

But enough talk! HAVE AT YOU

>>16157981
Y'know, a being of Boone's stature might also find them useful for brief trysts.
Hmm. Never quite saw being short as that useless before now.

>>16158146
Err, *useful.
Not useless. NM!

>>16158128
+1 Internets!

>>16158128
Well played anon.

Oh god, um okay...I'm just gonna collect and read all stuff, bare with me.

The MINERS OUTFIT is too heavy to carry.

The COMMBEAD works fine. Leokadia points out that this can be used for two people in the same team to split up, over short distances.

The PASSWORD REMINDER reads:
Sylvester Peter Matt John David Tom Colin William Paul Patrick CHristopher.

just a series of names. Huh.

WARM BEER is warm

CONDOM is unopened, it seems to be a 'Hopeful Tomcat' brand

TECH TITTIE smells a little ripe, but not inhuman.

the NOTE reads:

xx viii v v xiii xvi v xviii xv xviii xvi xviii xv xx v iii xx xix

>>16158166
>anon
ANYWAY

Fagot, read the NOTE and PASSWORD

>>16158176
That reanslates to 20 8 5 5 13 16 5 18 15 18 16 18 15 20 5 3 20 19.

>>16158176

A boiler suit's too heavy to carry? Eh? What's in the pockets?

>>16158181


Sorry man, I'm a tad bit drunk right now and didn't notice you have a trip.

>>16158205

maybe it's more of an environment suit than just a pair of overalls?

>>16158211
>>16158205

Or it's just a background prop and not something to be too worried about.

We should expect mining gear in mines, after all, not every item is going to be plot-relevant.

>>16158176
Hmm... we'll figure these out later. Let's take the comm bead, the password reminder and the note with us and go back to explore the other way.

20
8
5
5
13
14
5
18
15
18
16
18
15
20
5
3
20
21?

TAKE ALL and then GO LEFT.

>>16158195
19!
Dammit. Had all the rest.

Use the commbead and try to contact someone.

Does C-16 want the beer? AT very least let her carry it. I mean, '16 and Leokadia still have PLENTY of inventory space.
Also, does Leo want the magazine? She's all about the porn.

>>16158205
The MINER'S OUTFIT is made of layers of thick, VULKANISED rubber and brass, with a back pack and an air filter, its all one piece, sadly.

No pockets.

>>16158263
Could we use it as armor? If not, note the location on out mapslate so in case we need any of that we can come back for it.

>>16158263
That....could be really useful, actually.
We can come back for it as needed.
I get what you mean though. It could be worn of course, but is definitely too heavy to carry readily.

>>16158263

can Boone wear the suit? There may be environmental hazards up ahead.

>>16158286
Mm, inspires me to wonder what the actual surface conditions of this rock are.

Fagot: please review INVENTORY, then explore LEFT.

>>16158252
You already have a COMMBEAD of your own.

>>16158255
C-16 detests warm beer, but opts to carry it for you, at least, putting it in one of her empty grenade pockets.

Leokadia points out that TECH TITTY is full of female techpriests, and she's into dudes. But she's okay with carrying it.

>>16158247
You head left, there is a sleeping MINER and a large screen. You are able to keep heading LEFT

>>16158373
Wait, I thought she already had a porn magazine? And that THAT one had chicks too!
Anyway, what's the red thing on the ceiling? Also, have C-16 standby to MAIM-ULATE the minor if the Minor is hostile.

>>16158373
Keeping him covered, poke dude fella awake...
Actually, no.
Let's leave him be. I don't trust that's he whole or actually asleep, but something about this smells like monster.

>>16158176
>20
>8
>5
>5
>13
>14
>5
>18
>15
>18
>16
>18
>15
>20
>5
>3
>20
>19

THEEMNERORPROTECTS

A magic spell?

>>16158418
Probably The Emperor Protects. Someone got the N and M switched?

>>16158401
The Magazine you gave Leokadia; "TECH TUSH" is full of male techpriests. You never confirmed otherwise. Why do you think it was in the bin of Kalebs cell?

He obviouslly wanted TECH TITTIES (his favourite) and got that instead.

>>16158373
Take out weapons.
Call out to miner.

SEARCH room for anything interesting
DRAW LASPISTOL
REVIEW inventory.

>>16158429
derp. yes.

>>16158373
Wake the bastard up and invoke the Emperor's wrath on him, tell him if he values his life he'll tell you everything he knows lest you report him to the Inquisition.

>>16158435
Oh... well alright then. And the red glowing thing?
CAREFULLY get the minor up. If it's a monster C-16 is go for slaughter.

>>16158462
Hail the Emneror!

>>16158456
You draw your weapon. The others follow suit. You check your inventory before deciding what to do next.

>>16158484
what's the blue rolled up thingie?

>>16158496
It's a bath towel.

I'm gonna start tallying votes for waking the MINER or not, and how to go about it.

>>16158520
I say we get C-16 to do it, with her weapon. Don't STAB the guy, but prod him. If monster, THEN stab. Stab to DEATH.

>>16158520
Call out to him. If he doesn't respond, poke him with laspistol.

It irritates me greatly that everyone simply LOVES the Warp-spawned freak and takes her as a leader.
In 40k.

>>16158520

Prod him, with the BLUNT end of the hunting lance.

>>16158547
We have a COMPACT laspistol. That bitch don't do SHIT except makes us feel a little better. Everything we've shot with it shrugged it off. INCLUDING the one infected miner we know about. (Steb or whatever)
C-16 is a CC MONSTER and Leo has a decent handgun.

Let's give Boone an opportunity to use her psyker powers. Cast SPECTRAL HANDS to shake the miner awake, with everyone safely out of arm's reach.

>>16158553
Perhaps she's like Lofn and projects a field that encourages HUGS and peacefulnessivity?

>>16158553
Well I'm not sure is Leo KNOWS were a Psyker. She hasn't seen us do anything. Just the hat.
Noe C-16 and the British dude KNOW who Boone is. They're part of the same unit. And Boone is their CO's personal aide.

>>16158572

This is a good idea, there's nothing for him to make a sudden grab at then.

>>16158563
Hm, maybe you're right...
wake him by shooting him with laspistol then! :D

Being careful, you get C-16 to stir the MINER, who, though startled, stands up calmy and then shrugs.

>>16158587
Not the best way to greet a friendly though. We might give them a bruise with it.
>>16158586
>>16158572
OOH OOH! THIRDED!

>>16158586
I don't know, needlessly using psychic powers is generally not a very good idea...

>>16158575

No, Boone is a psycher that just BARELY escaped being Emperor-chow. She might just explode the Miner's head. Best not risk it.

>>16158587
FUCK NO

PROD the MINER with the LANCE.

>>16158601
Ask him to identify himself and remove the mask. The whole suit would be good too.
Also, why were they sleeping in the middle of the mine?

>>16158601
Ask him to identify himself.

notha bump

>>16158629
>>16158639
The MINER replies that he is HUNT LOWRY, and that he was sleeping because he's been working hard and is now tired.

He lifts his mask, ver briefly revealing an unattractive but very human face. He rather reproachfully declines removing his suit.

...and that's a baneblade right through the fourth wall.

Don't you think so, readers?

>>16158704
lol, duly noted.
Ask 'im about any recent funny business, and what's normally on the Telly.

>>16158704
Sleeping... in the middle of the room?
Also, what's that screen and that red thingy on the ceiling for, mister miner? HUH?

>>16158704
oh CF, how I love you.
Anyway, ask him why here? Isn't there barracks somewhere? Where do the miners NORMALLY go when not... mining? Also, what are they mining?

>>16158704
We are rule breakers, expect the unexpected, draw the undrawable, Oh and comment him on his ravishing good looks.

>>16158575
I know of no such person.

>>16158721
>>16158553
No, Samefag.
Go away, no one cares.

>>16158704

Offer him the warm beer from his locker. Apologise for snooping but explain that it's an emergency. Best to be on the level with him from the start

>>16158738
>>16158729
>>16158704
SHOOT TO KILL SHOOT TO KILL

>>16158743

Yeah, do this and gauge his reaction.

>>16158742
>samefag
Nope. Deal with it.

>>16158747
No... let's not.

>>16158760
>>16158743

This would be useful in determining whether he is an enemy or not, how genuine his surprise/anger is. Does he even know, or pretend to be unware, of the war up above?

>>16158743
Do this

>>16158704
Ask him what that red light is for, and what's normally on the monitor.
Also, what about the other miners?

>>16158769
You lie.
Deal with it.
=3

>>16158806
>>16158789
I'm with it.

>>16158729
"Funny Business? Well we had this cute technian called into to fix the drill, and then she went missing without a trace before the thing got fixed. Then Kaleb went missing. The screen is where the boss makes announcements."

>>16158738
"Don't got a bed. The suits pretty padded. I have no idea what that thing is. The only question I ever ask is 'why the hell haven't I been paid?'"

>>16158739
"We have most of the amenities we need here. We're mining the ore that is used to make ceramite, I think"

>>16158740
"Not now. Not later. Not ever."

>>16158743
LOWRY shrugs "I don't get mad at dames. You can keep the brew if you like, I was keeping it, but then it got warm. Blech."

Please dont start fights or argue guys. If people want to participate in threads that they hate, let them. It's a free world, and I can fully appreciate the mindset of enjoying being angry.

Be cool, brothers.

>>16158870

Announce that he is now been volunteered for the service of the Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition. We're *sure* he's not a heretic.

Demand to know what he knows about SEPP.

>>16158896
NO NO BAAD! We don't want more people then necessary to know who we are!

>>16158896

"Do I have any choice?"

"Sure, you get one whole choice. Aren't we generous?"

>>16158826
You WISH. Deal. With. It.

>>16158870
I'd rather we stay with us. IN FRONT of us in fact.

>>16158870
We can go on to the left, right?
Ask him what's there. Ask him if anyone else is here.

>>16158870

>>The only question I ever ask is 'why the hell haven't I been paid?'"

Toss one of our coins at him. "Will this keep you awake for a while?"

>>16158895
S'alright, I'll do as I'm bid.

>>16158924
I concur. No need to get chatty about the =][= end of the stick. Not that _we_, lowly but delicious Commisarial aid, know _anything_ of substance about the Ragged Edges =][= functions.

>>16158966
those are SPECIAL LUCKY coins though

>>16158966
What? No, those are our Achievement Coins!

>>16158870
Tell him to go back to sleep.

Then have them shoot him.

>>16158997
>>16158977

Offer him the TECH TITTIES magazine instead as a form of payment in kind. He had a condom in his locker, and from his dialogue he's evidently receptive to this sort of thing.

>>16158977
>>16158997
Agreed. That and I'm not sure they actually do anything in-setting.
Sort of like meta-currency items in most action games these days with the protagonist is usually completely oblivious to the existence of -typically Souls of some kind.

>>16158896
"I was told the Emperor had abandoned us. If you say otherwise, great. But I'll believe when I see it."

>>16158904
"I ain't joining your party, if that's what you mean."

>>16158952

"Seb? Seb's a no account bum who kept sneaking into the mine to hit on the nice technician and tried to steal kaleb's porn. Heard he got arrested again. Figures."

>>16158942
"if you keep going left there'll be an offshoot to deeper into the mine. There's the drill, the COG ROOM, and it's where DENOTE and KAPUNDA would be. There's some neat stuff there, I guess. If you ignore the offshoot and just go LEFT twice, you'll find a KORNHEISER ARMORED MINING HOVER VEHICLE. Best of luck getting it to work, though."

>>16158966
LOWRY flicks the coin back to you.

"That's a gimmicky souvineer coin. Not currency."

>>16159015
>>16159029
Leave the poor sod be, and save the skin mag.

>>16159029

Do this. Walk with us for a while and you can enjoy your off-hours with the lascivious pleasures your colleagues denied you.

>>16159046
you ALWAYS need more gun!
We should go left and talk to the other two

>>KORNHEISER ARMORED MINING HOVER VEHICLE

In a word, Bwahahahahaha.
Wonder if Leokadia can actually pilot it tho', there aren't too many better candidates.

>>16159046
>"I was told the Emperor had abandoned us. If you say otherwise, great. But I'll believe when I see it."
Do we execute people for this level of dire heresy, or are we pretty easygoing about the whole blasphemy thing?

>>16159094
well... we aren't Reage.

Boone quest time~

>>16159094
We let it ride.
He's some random jackass mine worker, we're not a Priest or from the Commissariat.
Thought crimes aren't our purview.
We're also not a wanton, random slayer. Even C-16 isn't, and this would be a gigantic waste of MUSOU.

>>16159094

On many Imperial worlds, the Emperor is seen as a mystical deity rather than the Safeguard of humanity that we all know. It can be dismissed as simple, local bumpkin ignorance for now.

>>16159094

I think it might prove that he's a friendly, actually. Any enemy infiltrator would either be:

-RAAAAAGH HATE EMPEROR

or

-"Isn't the Emperor so ABSOLUTELY WONDERFULnonimnotahereticwhywouldyouthinkthatHE'S THE GREATEST"

This indifference is honest neutrality. We can leave him safely be and move on.

>>16159060
>>16159029
LOWRY offers you the best of luck, and yawns.

>>16159151
Hey man, second hand porn is just fine.
GO LEFT, but make sure to keep an eye out for him trying to backstab us.
WAIT! WAKE HIM BACK UP! Make him make us a map!

I feel like we should explain some things to him... like why we suddenly turned up and waved our guns in his face. I haven't read all the threads yet, so I don't know how much we can say, but I feel like he at least deserves a "Thanks for your cooperation, we're investigating... stuff that's been going on here, we can't really tell you more, you've helped us a lot, kthxbye."

>>16159151
I...have NO IDEA what to do now.

>>16159046
Let's go LEFT. There doesn't seem to be more we can do right now.

>>16159151
Go left. Then probably left again.

>>16159196
forget the fatty and head to the left?

>>16159196
Isn't it obvious, we go LEFT!

>>16159151
LEFT it is!

>>16159170
>>16159220
>>16159228
>>16159230
You briefly wake LOWRY and ask him to make you a map. He pauses, then almost immediatly goes back to sleep.

You got left, there is a tunnel that goes DEEPER and a path to the LEFT

In this area is also BURNING RUBBISH

>>16159251
Fire is the sign of the SoB! Something good is bound to be nearby.

>>16159251

Psyker time - use SPECTRAL HANDS to upend the bin and spread the rubbish about. This will rob the fire of its fuel and hopefully preserve some of what was being destroyed (evidence?)

>>16159251
We have to go DEEPER!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>16159271

I wanna do some witchery. Do this.

Oh good, I haven't missed much.

>>16159251
That's not very nice Boone! She just hasn't had a chance to bath recently...
C-16 IS A CLASSY LADY!
Also, but out fire, look in rubbish bin.

>>16159271
Couldn't we just... I dunno... Kick the bin over?

>>16159271
We could accomplish the same thing by kicking over the bin. Psyker powers are to be used when the mundane will not suffice only.

>>16159271
I think
>>16159274
has it right.
Let's roll on, eh?

>>16159292
YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF JUSTICE!

>>16159292

The point is getting stuff out of the fire without burning ourselves.

>>16159294
>>16159292
>>16159291
>>16159271
Whoa. Trash-picking mind.
Alrighty, let's do so then.

>>16159292
But the bin could be explosive!
A flaming bin...
filled with...
high explosives...
yeah!

I'm of the "kick-it-over" mentality.

>>16159310

Okay, fair point.

I guess we haven't seen any psionic action in a while, it'd spice things up.

tallying votes.

Let's see...

>>16159339
HUZZAH VANDALISM!

>>16159359
Fire Always Makes It Better.

The votes are tied on kicking it and tipping it with PSY powers.

Seriously, kick it. Or let C-16 punch it over with her weapon.

>>16159388
Have C-16 kick it over. She wont mind the smell

>>16159388

Casting vote for psykerness

TIE-BREAKER.
KICK IT.

MY MIND BEARS A GREAT PAIN!
Or.
I got 99 problems, but being a Witch ain't one.

Psyker it.

I want to use psi not just to knock the bin over, but to retrieve things from it. Kicking it over won't rescue anything!

It seems that boone is having a complete breakdown over how to deal with the burning trash.
I vote that her team mates deal with it while she's too busy min/maxing her situation.

>>16159447
kicking it over will REVEAL IT'S SECRETS!
And, you know, keep us from getting perils of the warp!
We ROLL every time we use powers

>>16159399
You gesture toward the bin and strike a violent pose, C-16 walksover to it and kicks it so hard that it scares off the fire. She seems desperately unsatisfied.

Seems like it was just burning rubbish. looks like food wrappers,mostly.

>>16159494
>>She seems desperately unsatisfied.
Poor thing. =s

Ok, lettuce go onward.

>>16159494

Can Leo scan he remains to see if there's any trace of Sepp's mutagen in the food waste?

Bwaaah ha ha ha ha ha, I knew it.


Keep going left.

>>16159494
BALDERDASH.

MY META-SENSES KNOW PLOT WHEN I SEE IT.

>>16159494
Cheer up our friend Psychopath!
Then look through the ashes. Never know when the game devs will try and get sneaky,

>>16159494
This just reminds me of her sitting in the cell yelling POLYMORPHINE

>>16159520
No no, go DEEPER. All that's to the LEFT is a broken vehicle, which we will want LATER.
We go DEEPER into the tunnels because there's still two people down there.

>>16159548
plus the dude said there was some nifty stuff that a way,

>>16159548
We know there's only a vehicle there. That's why we wanna go there.
In a game, you always try to go to the single room that may contain treasure first, then you go to the other larger area with loads of rooms and advance the story. So you don't miss any weapons or loot.

>>16159494
Lick those food wrappers clean for delicious... Uh... WHATEVER BENEFIT CAN BE DERIVED FROM BURNT FOOD RESIDUE.

>>16159522
>>16159531
You sift and pat through the ashes, C-16 helps you and gnaws on a few chicken bones you find, but all in all you can find nothing of intrest. Seems like it was just burning trash. Leokadia watches with mild disgust.

>>16159520
Heading left, you find the KORNHEISER ARMORED MINING HOVER VEHICLE,

Boone Quest! Yay!

>>16159636
Check VEHICLE cab for interesting things.

>>16159636
>Leokadia watches with mild disgust.
WOMAN! WE ARE INVESTIGATING! We are INVESTIGATORS!

>>16159636
Oh. Well now I just feel silly then.

We should probably look inside it.

>>16159636
Well Leo is already wet with excitement. Let her poke around and see what the problem is and how to fix it.

have leokaida check it out and see what it needs to get up and running

>>16159636
...I was expecting something...manlier.
Oh well.
>>16159649
and the engine compartment. Investigate, diagnose, etc etc.

>>16159636
Oh boy, try to see if it can still drive.

>>16159674
Maybe the techpriestess should give it a look.

Leokaida = Asian woman driver.

THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS.

>>16159672
At least she isn't sweaty from arousal.

>>16159674
>>16159672
>>16159649
Leokadia pokes around for a while then nods happily.
"Like all KORNHEISER vehicles, the ignition is a little tricky, it's one of those tracer-ignitions, we can cross that once we get it running. To do THAT, we just need to get some really cold metal into its engine bay. That'll cheer it up"

>>16159729
Leokadia is a Polish name, I think. Dunno if there are stereotypes about them as drivers.

>>16159783
COLD metal? Hmm... might we get some from going DEEPER?
Also, check the cab. Might be something cool and we should snag the keys.

>>16159783
I trust this KORNHEISER has been under tight watch....

Anyway, yeah, probably should go down the other path now.

>>16159783
Alright, sounds like we can't do anything else here. Back, and down.

>>16159814
Rediculous, invincible gearheads.
She'll be a goddess of DEATH behind the wheel.
Into the pit!

>>16159814
Late-roman with greek roots, actually.

>>16159783
SEARCH for LOOT.

>>16159815
You go DEEPER.
Here you find a BEER MACHINE and a PUBLIC VOX.
There are paths to the LEFT and RIGHT

>>16159905
JurgenBrau.
xD
Left!

>>16159814
Polish?
We do have mean stereotypes regarding cars with them over here, but not about being bad drivers, no.

>>16159905
Get a COLD BEER. Feed it to the KORNHEISER

>>16159905
What's the Machine Say? Also, will THAT metal (from the refrigerated beer cans) be cold enough?
Will the refrigeration coils themselves be cold enough?

>>16159876
Leokadia is the Polish version of the late-Roman Leocadia, yeah.

Also, pick up the PUBLIC VOX and see if anyone answers

>>16159905
Hmm. Does that beer machine keep things cold? Could we cannibalize its coolant systems to make the vehicle work?

>>16159905
Is there a money thingy in either the vox or the beer machine?
Check for coins!
Also, try to obtain beer.

>>16159905
>Jurgenbrau
Nice.

GO LEFT.

Did we ever get the canister after we pulled the trap door under that big heretek dude?
Also Disregard vehicle, acquire deeper tunnel exploration.

>>16160007
THAT was down a different shaft. A shaft to a rock grinder,

>>16160017
The grinder has been jammed, though.

Also we'll be autosaging soon.

> coins
> beer machine
> vox
This is a tough call. The Vox could be plot related, but the beer machine could fix the vehicle.

>>16160038
We aren't gOing to use coins. They aren't currency, fatty said so.
Also, STRIP BEER MACHINE.,..LATER. We need to INVESTIGATE first,

>>16159943
>>16159944
>>16159960
A COLD BEER (Jurgenbrau: All the awseome, none of the stank) would work on the KORNHEISER, but you need CASH MONEY, and you have none. The machine, is re-enforced quite strongly, and Leokadia, as you know, is touchy about having machines just ripped apart.

The PUBLIC VOX gives off a dial tone, and is clearly connected. There is a toll free number etched into it "FINISH WHAT I SAY, GET SOME ANSWERS. 3 TIMES A CHARM. 1800-YOURFRIEND"

>>16160059
The vox number seems legit lets give it a call.

>>16160059
We'll have to find money then.
Try the Vox thing, then find the other miners. The may have money,

>>16160059
Let's play.
Maestro, take us to the puzzle interface!

>>16160059
Check the return slot of the PUBLIC VOX for LOOSE CHANGE.

>>16160059
>That
Oh. It's a sentence-completion puzzle. Great. We've already lost.

HEY! hey!

Did you know Leokidia modeled for Tech-Titties?

>>16160126
>>16160115
>>16160090
You call the number, you here the line pick up, there is drunken mumbling and what sounds like a lot of bottles being knocked over, suddenly, a ver animated voice yells down the line at you, then pauses.

>>16160178
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here!

>>16160222
People in the house with them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care then we don't care
One two three time zoom to the 6
Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix
So where the fuck you at punk?
Shut the fuck up
And back the fuck up
Before we fuck this track up
(Throw yo hands up)

>>16160178
Respond with "L.. I.. M.. P... Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care (yeah)"

>>16160222
The man on the line seems delighted.

>>16160140

Hmm, browsed the gallery real quick and didn't find her profile. I am somewhat disappointed.

>>16160258
Where I can pick up some CASH MONEY quick.
Also, what's with the war shit happening on this rick?

>>16160258
Ask him where we could get some money for the beer machine.

>>16160258
What the fuck, have we dialed the Deus Ex Machina hotline?


I approve.

>>16160258
Uuuhhh... should we ask him which one of the miners is infected? I can't really think of a good question, guys...

>>16160280
The man seems to find something funny. He asks if you want to play again.

>>16160140
Which Tech Titties is this featured in, and where can I get it?

>>16160311
Damn this clue!
Yeah, ask about the BBEG and the War and all that nonsense.

>>16160311
We...didn't explore fully. And it cost us.

Fuck.


What do we ask now?

Move to the motherfucking left screen.

>>16160311
say yes and this time ask him what the key code combo for the debug mode one (Jurgenbrau: All the awseome, none of the stank) vending machines is.

>>16160311
Go have C-16 headbutt the screen.

>>16160353
oh hey... awesome!

>>16160311
Let's play later. We should explore everything first, and THEN if we're stuck, use the Hotline. We only have 2 questions left!

>>16160320
the special issue dedicated to brown sugar; featuring Lucretia as the cover-girl.

>>16160353
You agree to play again, but before you can ask your question he begins singing over the top of you.

>>16160370
Don't worry, you can ask more than 3 questions, these ones are just the ones that get you your PRIZE.

After these 3, they will get harder, though.

>>16160372
They'll be more than you can stand.

>>16160372
>>16160178
oh god I know nothing

>>16160372
"THEY'LL BE MORE THAN YOU CAN STAND!"

>>16160372
They'll be more than you can stand.
now get that debug code.

>>16160400
The man is delighted. Ask away.

>>16160417
Or at least any code that will allow us to OPEN THE BOOZE MACHINE and GET BOOZE.

Ok, so I have no idea what to ask, so I leave it to you guys,
But the NEXT question is "Which of the miners is infected?"

>>16160479
Or, um... this question?
IT NEEDS TO BE A QUESTION WE ASK!

New thread?

C-16 is getting shorter in every single screenshot.

>>16160479
>>16160491
AND, we should ask HOW TO KILL BIG GIANT EVIL TECHPRIEST!
After we get cold metal for the car.

>>16160493
we have a little more then 40 posts left.

>>16160502
I think we already did. Crushed him in the grinder when he wasn't paying attention. Unless there is another big evil techpriest.

>>16160537
CF told us it wouldn't be that easy to kill him.
Besides, he has NECRON BITS!

>>16160537
TP's come in modular, even with the frag grenade chaser I don't trust him to be dead.
Was an awesome twist though. =D

>>16160479
The man clicks his tongue.

"LOWRY had a CONDOM in his LOCKER. The serum that mutates people makes them want to have sex, but for the purpose of infectioning others, so you can rule him out. KAPUNDA seems like he's loyal to the Emperor, based on the NOTE in his LOCKER, which he coded for the others to not understand..that leaves.."

>>16160493
nvm

>>16160495
Yeah, its tricky. Heh

>>16160575
Denote, who awaits us farther into the mines themselves.
Check.
Gird thy souls, faithful of da Emprah.

>>16160575
Moving on, to the LEFT!

>>16160575
either Stenz or Denote. I forget which one is dead.
And I'd forgotten what the infection did.
Save the last question and see is Leo can get the Beer Machine open.

>>16160622
>>16160638
>>16160613
You save your last easy riddle, whatever the PRIZE is, you can come back for it when you have some questions. You move to the left.

There is BROKEN RECAFF MACHINE, a MEDBOX and sure enough, CASH MONEY caught on some protuding spikes.

>>16160724
Would Spectral Hands be too easy?
Is there any way to psychically prod to be sure the Veil isn't Weak around here?

>>16160724
DAMN IT! Ok, check to make sure the spikes aren't a trap. If they aren't then take money, loot medkit, and check out the coffee machine

>>16160724
Ask leo what it will take to get the machine to work enough so that it will produce steam. Then we turn on the machine, the steam goes up. Gives weight to cash so that hopefully it drops on its own. Also ignore medkit for now.

>>16160749
If we can get it another way... Like standing in C-16's shoulders.

>>16160749
No, SPECTORAL HANDS would work. The veil isn't weak in these parts.

>>16160759
The spikes aren't a trap, the medkit contains a 2 vials with long complicated names you don't understand fortunately, Leokadia has enough MEDICAL INTERN to tell you that the ORANGE VIAL is anti-psychotic and the BLUE VIAL is for indigestion.

The RECAFF machine is out of everything except MILK

>>16160833
C-16 is short as hell. Try Leo.

>>16160873
Have Leo stand on the recaff dispenser and have her use the blunt end of C-16 spear-thingy to remove the cash from the spikes.

>>16160873
Ok, form GIRL PYRAMID With Leo as the top to retrieve money.
Then get coffee. C-16 probably takes hers black.

>>16160907
Girl Pyramid? I like that.

>>16160907
There is no coffee. The recaff machine is broken, and only has milk left.

>>16160833
You make a motion to climb onto C-16's back, she lets out a low growl, and you think better of it.

Leokadia mentions that she would try to boost you, but that she is too weak. She sighs slightly dreamily and mentions how she bet Daneel could have helped.

>>16160895

They dont actually line up, sorry. Flat perspective issues.

>>16160985
Can WE lift Leo? And She's Augmented, aren't there some strength augments in there.
Or, rather then getting ON TOP of C-16, could SHE just lift us?

>>16160985
If only we had some way of using the teleporter again, maybe we'd get him back.
Can Leo's gizmo thing that we got off the dead Techpriest be used with the teleporter, or do we REALLY have to wait for the chick in the tube to be better so we can use the piece she had?

>>16161015
Leo's AUGMETICS make her way quite a lot, and Boone is far, FAR to noodley to lift her. Sadly, they don't grant Leokadia augmented strength either, they are purely the source of her ADMECH POWERS

You try to communicate to C-16 to lift you, if she understands, she doesn't seem keen. It's either poor communication of some sort of warrior pride. She's been doing a lot of menial stuff lately.

>>16160985
Oooooh, dear. We've angered hornets now, haven't we?

>>16161065
We gave her booze! Besides, we love her!
Thank her for all her help so far and tell her how much you admire her strength. USE PUPPYDOG EYES!

Can you guys put up the boone origins that is sadstory comic strip?

I no has it, and I want to show it to someone...

>>16161094
PUPPYDOG EYES, ENGAGE!

>>16161094
Are puppydog eyes a Psyker power?

Alright. So we get one of C-16's grenades, put it in the coffee machine, and have it explode. The explosion rips the coffee machine to shreds, which causes some of the milk to splash on the money. The money gets wet, and thus heavier, and falls off the spikes easily.

Or, you know, we use spectoral hands.

>>16161045
The THENEZZ-AUGER HYPERCONDUCTOR is as good as 2 THENEZZ AUGER SPARE PARTS and can work with anything that uses them, it also has its own power source.

Without Nel, you won't be able to get the TRANSPONDER to bring Daneel back (if that is indeed possible) but you can fix it for another use OR the CHIROTUBE, OR Locke

>>16161175
Ok, so we wait for Nell. Then we fix Lock and the tube.
We MAY need the tube to get the hell out of here.

>>16161205
we can fix the tube and lock, THEN wait for nell

>>16161159
>>16161155
>>16161094
You stick out your lip and dilate your pupils at C-16...uh..I think this is an avenue best not pursued, she seems to disapprove.

>>16161235
OK FINE! WE STILL LOVE YOU!
Jeeze... I guess we HAVE to Psypower it.

ok, we're near Bumplimit, someone archive.
Also, we've been at it for about 4 HOURS now!

>>16160873
Alright Lexus, lets use Spectral Hands to get ourselves some CASH MONEY. Then go buy beer.

rolled 8 + 3 = 11

>>16161253
>>16160749
>>16161065
Seems like it's PSY-TIME. You have enough RATION to spare , so let's do this. It's been a while!

(GM: There is no one solution to what to do with the THENEZZ AUGER HYPERCONDUCTOR, in enough time, Nell will be cured, leave the tube and lock will be able to repair himself and dettach from it, I just put it in there incase people wanted to use it to change party members Nell/Locke/Teleported in chum. You seem to be doing well, and it's up to you. Just wanted you to have that option)

>>16161407
WE WIN!

>>16161407
Childs Play! You float the CASH MONEY into your hand.
C-16 nods. You are no warrior, but you do what you do well.
Leokadia breathes a sigh of relief, and is impressed. "I'm glad you made it, I was worried I would have to MAGLEV FLOAT up there.."

>>16161471
... do what now?

>>16161471
>MAGLEV FLOAT

ಠ_ಠ

>>16161471
Ok, now lets go buy as much beer as we can. (Some for the car and some as a thank you to C-16)Then we fix the car and check out the two miners left (KILLING the infected one... Or locking them up until the tube is free and we can fix them that way)

>>16161480
OH MOTHER...
Ok, Techpriests basically have a fusion reactor of sorts strapped to their back. As they learn to use it, they can do all KINDS of crazy shit w/ it, from killing people, so powering stuff, to floating/flying.

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP BEFOREHAND LEXUS

>>16161471
>>16161480
>>16161494
Due to the time between threads, maybe a recap of everyone's powers would be handy at the beginning of future threads?

Holy shit I thought BOONEQUEST died! Fuck yes keep doing this!

>>16161504
>>16161500
>>16161480
>>16161480
Leokadia has ADMECH POWERS

Luminen blast: A weaponless ranged attack
Ferric Summons: Attracts metal to her hand
Maglev Float: Allows her to hover, instead of walk

These abilities drain 10% of her PP when used,

Electric Succour: Converts PP into HP

(GM: Noted, but there is a LOT to keep in mind with this particular quest, if I restate everything to keep in mind at the start of each quest, then the entire thread will be me restating things. I'll do what I can, though.

>>16161540
Maybe you could keep current info on the status of the end of the previous Boonequest on your shitscribble account?

>>16161540
Maybe just basic party powers, in addition to the recap

>>16161557
There's thinking. So are we buying that beer?

>>16161580
AS MUCH AS WE CAN!
Also, how much longer tonight CF? I love these threads but it's getting late and we hit bumplimit

>>16161580
see
>>16161495

>>16161580
Just power & what they do, requirements for shit (like how Boone's powers are basically DH style w/ WP 3x), what items do, general giant goal, current goals, interesting stuff we haven't/have figured out.
Thanks for being excellent, Lexus.
>>16161603
People need to remember to delete their bumps, so we can infini-bump as necessary.

>>16161603
You insert the CASH MONEY valued at 5 credits, it buys you one FROSTY BEER, which is goddamn disgraceful price gouging.

We can end whenever, you guys haven't hit a defined end, but we can save her and I'll try to be back same time tommorow (5.30 Central USA, I believe or Sparrow Fart where I am.)

There is still a quite some to do here.

Did you guys forget to loot the medikit thing?

>>16161673
Ok, ok.
LET C-16 drink the beer. But have her do it quick. (We only need the cold metal for the car)

>>16161687
nah, we got some anti-crazy pills and some indigestion pills.

>>16161673
I believe we can keep going past all rational things such as 'post limits', Lexus. I hope you do too. ;)
>>16161693
After she uses it to start the thing up, the beer will keep the metal cool for a long time, compared to just cold metal in your warm hands (metal = low heat threshold).

>>16161693
Then the cold drink will be replaced by warmer air, so it will warm up faster.
Is the can even usable for this whole thing? Ask Leo.

>>16161727
Well take the can TO the car and THEN have her drink it!

>>16161673
Oh, and Lexus, does Boone like Milk? Can we use is as rations? We should totally check the milk machine while the Techpriest starts up the machine.

>>16161693
>>16161723
>>16161727
>>16161735
It's not really of any huge concern, C-16 doesn't drink HOOCH as weak as beer. She requires SPIRITS for her SPIRIT. She hold her WARM BEER aloft and grins fondly "THIS....DANEEL....LIKE."

You take the FROSTY BEER to the KORNHEISER. Insert can?

>>16161794
Have Leo insert the can.

>>16161794
We need to give her something every time she speaks Gothic correctly.
And sure thing Leo, we'd have no idea what to do anyway. (if the liquid isn't needed maybe WE should drink it, see if it gives us that PP point back)

Well I'm being asked to leave the computer lab, I've been sitting here with this quest for over 5 hours now, and I won't be able to come in tomorrow.
Archive tonight's and tomorrow's for me please.

bumping this i have no idea whats going on but i love to read this kind of stuff

>>16161864
bump limit bro, it's not going to see page 1 again unless they do another thread.

>>16161794
DO IT FAGOT
>>16161844
I'm saving this periodically, we'll have them up man, don't worry.

>>16161910
Not that guy but, on Sup/tg/ right? easymodo is too... I don't like it as much

>>16161751
Leokadia puts the FROSTY BEER into the engine cahmber and it hums to life, she runs her hands over the machine and sighs in a vaguely indecent manner.

You offer C-16 a good natured thumbs up for her Gothic. She smiles, and imitates the Praetorian salute as she stands to attention. Good bonding, /tg/. Know your team mates values!

>>16161965
>She smiles, and imitates the Praetorian salute as she stands to attention.
Can you please, please PLEASE draw that? Not now, but post it on your DA?

I'll be going to work in about 2 hours, so I wont worry about starting a new thread, this thread may not be bumping, but its a long way off its limit, I think.
I leave it to anons disgression.

>>16162007
Lets leave it for tomorrow (or more preferably the night after?)

>>16161942
Completely forgot about easymodo. Obviously, uploading to sup/tg/, if it's all on easymodo too, I'll toss it on there.

Alright Gentlemen (also Catgirls), what are we doing now? We've got a mysterious disease to stop. Does the magic car help us?

Looks like things have died down. Good hussle, guy's.

I'll put up a reference page on my shitscribble account (in scraps, mind you) and will do the next thread (if my calculations are correct) 5:30pm (USA Central) Sunday Night, if that works for you.

Thank you all. This is a lot of fun. You guys are the best.

No problem, this is a lot of fun.