>>16212936
FUCKING MAGPIES

just try stealing her virginity

just try

Well they can't steal this text

Unrelated but,

That's a damn fine drawing of Fulgrim ya got there.

I like where this thread is going.

Specifically, thanking everyone for their many fine gifts.

>>16212950
you ain't seen shit
and it's a very old drawing that has been circulating on the internet for a bit of time

>>16212963
If this thread is not at least as funny as the link, I'll steal all your lives.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?showall=1

>>16212973

but I'm undead

>>16212981
Then I'll take your unlife.

>>16212986

but I don't exist
I was you the whole time

>>16212946

>>16212973
correcting my link.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16188151/

>>16212994
Then he stole himself.

At birth.

>>16213042
Now THAT'S regression.
Well done.

>>16213089
Brothers! I found free bolts!

>>16213089
Funny, I actually noticed you're all out of bolts

>>16213100
Wonderful, brother! We must thank them.

>>16213113
>>16213120
God I love this thread.

Dear Blood Magpies

I want to have my youknowwhat back. Your "change of arms" was a complete and utter scam.

If I don't get my youknowwhat right now I'm telling EVERYONE that your chapter actually stole it's name from some old Thousand Retards Prophecy.


Sincerly,

Lord Abbadon, Champion of the Dark Gods.

Do you ever get sense of deja vu?

I bet Captain Titus was pretty pissed when he stopped the Orks from looting his forge world only to have the Blood Ravens show up.

>>16213152
>inb4 forgeworld on a cup.

>>16213152
He was so happy about the Orks that he gave generous gifts to his friends, the Blood Ravens.

>>16213148
You seem to have forgotten this, brother.

>>16213154
We actually won a few in a sweepstakes

>>16213175
Oy, he's da git wut stole our A! We'z needin' it back to fix da WAAGH!

Is there an exhaustive list of all the shit these guys have stolen.

>>16213187
There was but it was "gifted" to them also

>>16213187
I can tell you what they've not stolen.

>>16213187
The very idea! We just have very generous friends. Perhaps we could come visit you and talk over a cup of coffee? Then we could be friends.

>>16213194
Do tell

>>16213196
I did.

>>16213195

I happen to find this paradox.

>>16213187
There is, but the list is currently in the possession of the Blood Ravens.

Carmen Sandiego has to steal the Blood Ravens.
The Blood Ravens have to steal Carmen Sandiego.

Who wins?

God these never get old

>>16213207
Oh, thank you. I dropped that paradox.

>>16213221

Orks who loot both.

Why hello there Blood Ravens.

>>16213221
This happened in a thread once, but somehow, all records of the outcome went missing. Very mysterious.

>>16213242
>gifted armor by the ultrasmurfs

>>16213242
This is getting ridiculous! Give those back at once!

A classic.

>>16213291

None can beat our champion.

Greetings, Brothers.

>>16213407
That cup would make an excellent gift for a certain cuptain of the Blood Ravens honour guard

>>16213196
GIVE THAT BACK YOU IMPURE KLEPTOMANIACS!

>>16213429

You mean this cup would make an excellent gift for a certain cuptain of the Blood Ravens honour guard?

>>16213414

Okay, where the fuck is the Terminus Decree?

>>16213291

nice

Okay, Stubbs dropped a Baneblade right between Aurelia and Cadia. Who would snatch it first, Creed with his Tactical Genius or the Blood Ravens with STEAL RAIN?

>>16213515
Creed is about making things appear from nowhere. Bloody Magpies can make things dissappear suddenly.

>>16213515
doesn't matter
>Creed gets it.
>Ravens steal it from Creed.
>Ravens have it.
OR
>Ravens get it.
>Ravens have it.
either way, Ravens win.

>>16213521
Oh god. They are just two sides of the same coin!

Back from Subsector Tolkius, Planet Midius Terra. The local offered us a gift of the Chapter Brothers.

>>16212943
Am I the only one who finds this image horrifying?

>>16213556
Yes.
You probably enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, don't you?
Pervert.

>>16213556

Nope me too. I was about to save it for fap material and axe out the dark eldar, then I saw that.

>>16213568
And it is heterosexual. And Married.

>>16213556

Yeah I guess the Dark Eldar's grin is a little creepy.

>>16213568
>>16213574
I am ashamed.

>>16213574
and both participants are over 21.

>>16213556
heheheheheh!

Dark Eldar are stealing a Magpies thread? Oh wow.

>>16213613
Problem?

>>16213587

and human

>>16213613
clearly the Magpies stole the Eldar and are using them for amusement.

>>16213593
why boner

>>16213640
that's what those soft, doll-faced, tasty-looking blue women are made for, anon.

>>16213627
And White Christians from America.
And not under the influence of any illicit substances.
And of sound mind and body.
And not giving or receiving payment in any form.

>>16213651
>And White Christians from America.

TOO FAR

>>16213640
You know NOTHING of weird boners.

Speaking of blood ravens, I did notice that both my lascannon and meltas went missing after that mission in Space Marine.

They just made planetfall and they're already stealing shit.

>>16213655
What if they're white Christians from England?

>>16213696
Then the situation is slightly less perverted than if they're American.

Honestly, I'm not even drinking Recaf.

>>16213751
Wait, sorry, forgot the inquisition was about.

>>16213677
And I thought 40k was safe. Well atleast they're not futa.

>>16213804
>Implying I'm not going to draw it now that you suggested it.

For everyone who thought the blood ravens came to steal a titan you were wrong. They originally came for the power source in order to run the lights in wareworld. Heck you try paying the electric bill for an entire plant.

>>16213948

>implying they pay the bill

>>16213843
Ugh, just please go away. Your fetish shit being posted here is bad enough.

>>16213843
Oh what the hell.

>>16213965
His fetish? I beg your pardon, but it was generously gifted to us some time ago.

>>16213965
it's curious how the expression "fetish shit" is always used when it comes to disapproving fetish content. I don't know, there must be a dozen other ways to express it just as briefly and bluntly, but it's about the only term used in that case. Especially by a certain mod.

>>16214014
"shit" is a common term for "general stuff"
so it's "fetish stuff"

I do try to vary my curses though, I notice I use "crap" a lot in particular.

Where does the "stealing ravens" meme come from? Is it because they "stole" that titan in dow1?

>>16214140
Because in DoW2 they keep finding pretty important relicts of other chapters.

>>16214140
In DoW 2, they have a suspiciously large amount of equipment from other chapters and organizations. Most of the time they're said to have been "gifted" to the Blood Ravens, a term which we now believe to be analogous to "we stole it".

>>16214140
In DoW2 they keep on "finding" important relics from other chapters, either that or they were "gifted" to them.

>>16214030

The 40k timeline will finally advance when they rediscover the critical part of the golden throne in the Blood Raven chapter vault, burried under tons of other shit.

>>16214161

>>16214140
In dawn of war 2 the Blood Ravens have several pieces of war gear from that were "gifted" to them by other chapters despite those chapters having no records of such gifts.

So /tg/ assumes that they steal everything that's not nailed down whenever they come into contact with other Imperial forces.

There should be one of an ultramarine with gears of war on the cup.

>>16214030
Oh, that made my day.

dammit /tg/

never change

>So /tg/ assumes that they steal everything that's not nailed down whenever they come into contact with other Imperial forces.

Some of those item descriptions are fairly clear that the chapters involved don't remember gifting them anything, much less recognizing their chapter as being real space marines.

The orks called them "bloody magpies"

They knew. And must be silenced.

I kinda like the Blood Ravens myself.

Diomodes said the Chapter was pure and no longer warped with enigma.

Does that mean no more stealing?

>>16214318
Well of course YOU do. You're a damned Brother-Captain!

>>16214326
You've no proof of that/

>>16214344
Because you damn Bloody Magpies stole it.

>>16214344

because you stole it

>Get up! Think, "I'll go to /tg/ today and make a Bloody Magpie thread!"
>Come to /tg/
>...
BLOODY MAGPIES STOLE MY THREAD

>>16214216

In one case they had a thunderhammer wielded by the Marshal of the Black Templar as they stormed the Imperial Palace during the AoA. Aka: Something the Black Templars would never give to another chapter, particullary one full of witches. They also had stuff like a suit of armor and a heavy flamer belonging to the Adeptus Custodes.

Well they sneak around the Imperium from Terra to Aurelia,
They're sticky-fingered filchers from Typhon down to Tartarus

>>16214030
oh god, it just hit me that BR is Blood Ravens...

>>16214584

Whatever are you talking about brother?

I still don't have a reasonable outcome to the one question that plagues us all:

Blood Ravens vs. Genestealers.

>>16215445

Genestealers start blood raven cults.

>>16215456
The Genegifters

>>16215411
>emprah
>bald

>>16215583
Took the whole damn post.

>>16215594
Thats not the emperor dumbass. Its a blood raven wearing some gifted armor.

>>16214712
FINISH IT.

This page has been 'gifted' to the bloodravens

>>16215991
>>16215991

This needs to be implemented!
I would be so amused by it!

>>16216049
That means moot would actually have to pay attention to /tg/.

If only the creators of The Iron Giant knew the horror they were unleashing on the Internet.

>>16216178
shouldn't have gifted that pose.

Some original content for you, /tg/.

i love this thread

I know there's one thing the blood ravens can't steal.

My hatred of them.

>>16216682
Frankly, I was largely involved in the early few threads and even I'm starting to feel it's run its course.

Relic devs? I know you're here, stealing our memes.


You better make this one canon.

>>16216763
The regret of the makers is how you can tell a meme is truly born.

inb4 reddit steals it

>>16215991
The mug should have '404' on it. They 'found' it.

>>16216763
>>16216682
>>16216879
The ones that are just a square sloppily pasted to a mug, or the shit like the bolts, are just aesthetically bad. It's just irritating to see. It's also possible I MAD that these never caught on, though.

>>16217003
Here ya go

>>16217039
The 404 wasn't found because it was 'gifted' to them. CLASSY

>>16217075
You're not quite getting what a 404 is, are you? It's the fucking error code, not what your browser was looking for.

>>16217112
It needs to be a picture of a thread. You get a 404 because you can't fin the thread you were looking for. And oh look who has it.

>>16217022

>>16217112
It says '404 not found'. It's because the Bloody Magpies 'found' it. Probably in a bunker with some Spess Mehren corpse near it.

>>16218680
But every other time he has stolen something, it is on his mug. The missing "thread" needs to be on the mug.

I can't believe we are arguing this.

ITT: Anon gets belligerent over Bloody Magpies.

Do you know how difficult it would be to have the 404 image to be the missing thread? I sure don't, but it's probably not a very easy thing, especially in PAINT. Besides, it's just a humorous picture, not a clinical study of the proper execution of a meme.

>>16214712
Where in the world is
Captain Sandiegos

>>16219408
I'd just make it the reply box with captch saying something silly, like "Blood Magpies!".

>>16219408
Not the exact missing thread dumbass. Just a thumbnail of "a thread." Why is this concept difficult?

>>16218680
That's dumb as shit, 404 - not found doesn't mean they didn't find a fucking 404, it's just "Error code - explanation of error code". They fucking have a 404 right there, it's not what wasn't found!

>>16219463
Or you can just use literal thread.

>>16215991
here

What have I done?

>>16219520
You gifted the kindness and charity of /tg/ to the Blood Ravens.
Well done initiate.

Just came back from Graia, that Captain Titus, hell of a nice guy.

So were there any named Blood Ravens in the new space marine game?

And now a classic:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Diomedes

>>16219605

No, just "squad corvus" although i could swear the blood raven that talks had the same voice actor as Diomedes in Retribution.

>>16219630
>>16219605
I was a little disapointed that the blood ravens didn't really have any lines but damn if it didn't feel sweet smiting the foes of the imperium beside them

Do you know how difficult it would be to have the 404 image to be the missing thread? I sure don't, but it's probably not a very easy thing, especially in PAINT. Besides, it's just a humorous picture, not a clinical study of the proper execution of a meme.

HUAHUE REPORTU, the Primach of the Blood Ravens, voices his concern with his thread.
"no BR? i repot yu"

What if... the orks looted the blood ravens or the blood ravens accepted "gifts" from the orks?

Whatever happened to the guy who said he was going to make a land raider model that was originally ultramarine, then got looted by orkz, then gifted to the blood ravens?

>>16220202

I think someone stole it.