So I stole the fuck out of it all. The DM, in his infallible wisdom, gave me a bag of holding--can hold 1200 pounds of -whatever-. I'm the only spell caster in the party. Gestalt cleric/sorceror, and I abused the fuck out of teleport. Even used "Sending" to let them know what I did. I figure that I walked away with around 250-350k gp.
So naturally (and I in no way harbor ill will against them for it), they plan on killing me off. They're in a northern territory in the forgotten realms world, and I told them to meet me in Baldur's Gate. I've got more or less a week to prepare for the assraping that shall commence. Yeah, I know I'll die, but I plan on taking them with me.
I'm planning on trapping the everloving shit out of whatever manor I buy, and letting them blow themselves to bits. Explosive runes are my friend, as are major creation and permanency. Most of my spells are AoE--Fireball, Ice Storm, Web, et cetera.
As far as notable feats, I've got Leadership, Eschew Materials, and Craft Magic Armor/Arms. What I'd like to do is hire and outfit a small army to fight them with, but I'm honestly unsure of where to go with this. They're planning on killing me, and I want to go out with a bang. Can you help me, /tg/?