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    127 KB Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)16:53 No.16330177  
    Alright, Saprolings.

    Are you READY for round two?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)16:54 No.16330192
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)16:58 No.16330240
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    I'm still SHITTING my guts out from that Baloth liver and Elf anus sandwich from last night, but I Planeswalked on over to Ulgrotha and got some Leeches to get rid of my Poison counters.

    Now it's time for the MATCH OF THE CENTURY.

    So over here, we've got the U/R team. We've got some fishies, a firebreathing dog thing, motherfucking Quasimodo, and don't forget our fucking DRAGON MADE OF VOLCANO. That fucker's what's known in the business as a "closer".
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:01 No.16330269
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    I'll fucking figure something out. I'm a Godsdamned PLANESWALKER.

    Over here, we've got the W/B team. Raining death from above--for the love of Urza, DO NOT GET UNDER THEM WHEN THEY'RE SHITTING--We've got Griffons and motherfucking vampires, ripping you apart and sucking the life out of you.
    >> Me again 09/17/11(Sat)17:01 No.16330278
    Wait....are you doing a playthrough live with yourself while informing us how it goes?

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:03 No.16330297
    The fuck you doin'?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:06 No.16330325

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:07 No.16330345
    I don't know what is going on but I like it
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:07 No.16330347
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    No, I ain't gonna play with MYSELF, Saproling. Goddamn, what kind of sick...

    Do I LOOK like some pervert elf, FEELING myself up?

    I'm going to play against YOU.

    Here's the first of the packs, filled with all kinds'a goodies and shit.

    So first, maybe you should pick WHICH DECK you're going to use. THIS ONE >>16330240 or THIS ONE >>16330269
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:09 No.16330357
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    And over here, we've got a SHIT TON of Green, and a MOTHERFUCKING TITAN that we can't use.

    Which will it BE?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:11 No.16330378
    But /tg/ is so bad at Magic.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:12 No.16330380
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    And remember, Saprolings.

    You get to pick FIVE CARDS out of the boosters ( >>16330357 >>16330347 )
    And you have only FIVE of each Land.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:14 No.16330402
    I'l that the UR, Mana Leak, Phantasmal Dragon, Incinerate, Lightning Elemental and Harbor Serpent
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:18 No.16330450
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    Of course they are, Saproling!


    This is how you LEARN.

    Maybe we'll do it the Jaya Ballard way, huh, Saprolings?

    Leave this shit up to FATE?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:24 No.16330506
    No! Not Fate!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:26 No.16330528
    Believe in the heart of the cards and we'll get through this...
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:28 No.16330546
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    NOT Fate?

    Fine, Saproling. Don't get your knickers in a twist.

    Which one? >>16330402 You going with UR?
    That your FINAL answer?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:31 No.16330592
    Quick slightly off-topic question, OP.

    What manner of pack is this and how much does it cost?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:33 No.16330609
    uh.. yeah I guess...
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:33 No.16330614
    That's Yugioh, you fool!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:35 No.16330636
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    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:44 No.16330638

    Yeah! In MtG, the cards don't give a shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:46 No.16330656


    We gon' summon twelve kinds of pain all up in yo' ass.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:46 No.16330660
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    Gathered from all over the Multiverse, EVERYTHING you need to teach some upstart saproling the ins-and-outs of PLANESWALKER DUELS.

    All for 10 dollars and FORTY NINE CENT American.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)17:53 No.16330728
    booster battle.

    -You get 2 20 card decks of 2 different color combos (i.e. RU vs GW, WB v UG, etc. Your decks will never share a color) consisting of 5 cards for each color and 5 corresponding lands.

    Now here's where it gets tricky: also included are 2 2012 core boosters. Each player takes a deck and you both crack open a booster.

    You check which booster has better cards for your side's colors and swap the contents of the booster as necessary. You then take 5 cards from the booster you end up with and toss em into your deck.

    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)17:58 No.16330776
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    ALRIGHT! That's the spirit, Saproling!

    Make me RUE THE DAY my spark ever ignited!

    I'll be fair with you, though. THIS is what you'll be facing.

    Think you can handle it?

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:05 No.16330857


    I want to play Magic with my boyfriend since I like Battles of the Plainswalkers so much. Doing something like this instead of trying to build decks out of the cards he has seems like a nice way to level the playing field.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)18:14 No.16330977
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    You ready, Saprolings?

    Let's GO!

    Here's your first hand. Looks like you're getting to GO FIRST.

    Don't worry, I won't look.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)18:32 No.16331150
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    Do you expect me to play WITH MYSELF?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:33 No.16331173
    Play the mountain and end the turn?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:34 No.16331180
    If only I had any idea how to play Magic.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:35 No.16331198

    Play an Island, end turn.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:36 No.16331206
    Yeah, the mountain.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:37 No.16331218
    No, damn it. The Mountain.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:38 No.16331225

    Ok, play a mountain instead...
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)18:43 No.16331258
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    Alright, you lay down the mountain.

    First turn, I drop a SWAMP, then I play a TORMENTED SOUL.

    That's it for me. You draw an ISLAND.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:47 No.16331300
    Island down, tap both for Goblin Tunneler, end turn.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:48 No.16331305
    Play the Island, tap out for Goblin Tunneler, end turn.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:48 No.16331310
    Well, we'll drop an Island, first.
    Priorities: Deal with the 1/1 that can't block- or be blocked; Deal with anything nastier that's cast; get a threat on board. No particular order.

    We can take a few hits from the Soul- no point incinerating it yet-, and we don't need to waste the Mana Leak right now (you might even skip!), so I say we put the Goblin on the table.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:49 No.16331315
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)18:52 No.16331342
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    Good play, Saproling.

    I'm laying down a PLAINS, and then my TORMENTED SOUL is going to ghost through you.

    You're down to NINETEEN LIFE.
    >> Magical Mister Mycologist !9kbJjvwmwE 09/17/11(Sat)18:52 No.16331350
    Heya, pretty Saprolings!
    I'm gonna assume we all know HOW to play Magic, but not necessarily what the cards do. Here's a fine place to look up the names of the cards!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:53 No.16331358

    I agree, save the mana leak and the incinerate for anything he pulls out turn 3...
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)18:57 No.16331395
    What are you gonna do on TURN TWO!?

    magiccards.info is better.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:57 No.16331396

    Take your next main phase!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)18:59 No.16331408

    What did we draw?
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)18:59 No.16331409
    I don't have ENOUGH MANA.

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:00 No.16331426
    What did we draw foo'?

    >Captcha: Peculiar Ougypes. That should so be a card.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:02 No.16331438
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    Sorry, I FORGOT.

    You drew another MOUNTAIN.
    Your inventory is:
    MANA LEAK (1U)
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:02 No.16331441
    Let' the real man take the game.
    Play land. atack with tuneler. end turn.
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:03 No.16331446
    Then play as land the mountain and end turn.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:04 No.16331455
    Play mountain, hellhound. Tunneler attack.
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:05 No.16331462
    are you just jew or retarded? don't tap mana, wait him to play crap and then mana leak' it. if he don't play shit just play in EOT the incinerate...
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:05 No.16331464
    I'm thinking drop the mountain, slap the Hellhound on the table.
    Sure, keeping untapped so we can counter Bloodrange Vampire is the *better* play, but... we don't know he's got that in his hand.

    Oh, and swing for 1.
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:06 No.16331468
    yep it's true, /tg/ can't into magic.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:08 No.16331489
    Sorry, I just don't think using the information on what he has in his hand is fair.
    He's ignoring the info on what we have in ours.
    >> снайпер 09/17/11(Sat)19:09 No.16331501
    Excellent. Just the thread I was looking for.

    Fishing for ideas for new decks to build, anyone have anything interesting?

    I was thinking of doing something with blinking, not sure what though.

    And maybe a mill deck that focuses on causing damage to players based on cards in the graveyard.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:10 No.16331506
    You're not getting it.
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:12 No.16331527
    I'm a tourney player, i know how to do shit bro.
    If you shut the hell up and let the real man do the shit, we win if not we loss.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:13 No.16331534
    Ha ha! Go die in a fire!
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:13 No.16331535
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    The Goblin Tunneler attacks, undettered by my GHOST.

    Ugh, damn, that shit smarts! That's two damage, right to my face, Saproling!

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:15 No.16331561
    It's nice you're so sure you can win this. You probably can; thing is, the rest of us want in, too.
    Yours is undeniably the better play- but if this was a real game, we wouldn't know about the Vamp, and countering it wouldn't be such a priority. It's simply unfair.
    Plus, it doesn't matter if you're a tourney player- this is for all of us. It's a casual game.
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:16 No.16331568
    two dmg with a goblin tuneler? man you are fucking retarded.
    Come at me on MWS i'm going to make ou die so hard you vagina will explode.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:16 No.16331570
    You're damn right you are. Go team saproling!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:18 No.16331590
    You literally do not seem to 'get' this thread at all. Also, you can't spell. Please go.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:18 No.16331591
    Goblin tunneler is a 1/1. How you lose 2 life?
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:19 No.16331594
    Waiiiit! you actually know his hand?
    Wow bro, i was having my mana untaped because i can play instants in eot and have a efective threat remover in hand(manaleak) and if he didn't play a threat i'll just play and EOT incinerate or just burn down some of his mobs.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:19 No.16331600
    confirmed for troll

    Thank you for being so nice to trip up, now you go into my filter. Goodbye!
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:20 No.16331607
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    On my turn, I untap my permanents, lay down another PLAINS, then I play a GRIFFON SENTINEL.

    After my MAIN PHASE, I attack with my GHOST and bring you down to EIGHTEEN LIFE as well.


    My current hand, for those BITCHING:
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:22 No.16331616
    I'm embarrassed for you.
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:23 No.16331629
    and in a alternate universe, where /tg/ knows how to play magic, people whould have shut'd the fuck up and played an incinerate in eot to that grifon.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:24 No.16331641
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    Because I HERPED.

    Happens to the best of us. I might need something to EAT.

    Something that's not Baloth liver and ELF ANUS this time...

    LIFE TOTALS are NINETEEN for me and EIGHTEEN for you.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:25 No.16331643
    Except, in this universe, that'd be capitalizing on knowing what's in his hand-- that's unfair!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:27 No.16331666
    I'm thinking we attack with the hound, WITHOUT making it unblockable. If he blocks, we pump it to a 3/2 to kill the griffin; if not, we save the mana and Incinerate the grifin in the End of Turn step.

    Either way, we leave 2 (or 3!) untapped for Mana Leak.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:28 No.16331673
    play an island and then lightning elemental. don't swing with anything.

    [spoiler]fuck strategy[/spoiler]
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:29 No.16331683
    In an alternate universe where you SHUT THE FUCK UP we'd get to have a FUN GAME.

    This is for SAPROLINGS. They need to LEARN the ins and outs of a PLANESWALKER DUEL.

    Now NUT UP and SHUT UP, before call Verdeloth and tell him his kids are acting up.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:30 No.16331697
    First thing that gets TWO YESES is the answer.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:32 No.16331708
    This all day erry day.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:32 No.16331711
    >>16331666 here.
    Can I YES myself?

    If not, look at my trips! The MOOT-DEVIL gives me 'yes' for supporting us with the HELLhound.
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:32 No.16331712
    Hey, you are learnin' lil kiddo, but you know?
    That is a good strategy.
    If i'm here no fun is allowed.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:33 No.16331725
    This one please
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:34 No.16331733
    Did we already play a land this turn?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:34 No.16331735
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:36 No.16331751
    Oh, I don't think we did.
    Walker! Please, sir! Can we please play that island in our second main phase-thingy, after combat?
    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:38 No.16331769
    Yes you can.
    Best stragy so far:
    Atack with the hell pup, if he blocks pump him up.
    Play land and give turn.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:41 No.16331808
    Why you gotta be that guy?
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:41 No.16331816
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    Then you'll just have to GET THE HELL OUT

    Saving all your Mana, attacking with the DOG?

    I WILL block it with the GRIFFON.
    Will you stand up to my CHALLENGE?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:43 No.16331834
    Yes, sir! I will then spend one, whole point of red mana to turn my hellhound into a 3/2 creature!
    If that's fine with everyone...?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:43 No.16331838
    pump it to 3/2 using one red mana.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:45 No.16331860
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    He got so mad he made his own thread.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:53 No.16331941
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    The Griffon goes up like a fucking candle.

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:54 No.16331954
    Oh god you can see it screaming!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:55 No.16331965
    THAT POOR GRIFFIN! I thought this was just a game, no cards being harmed, all that jazz. I want to go home! Mommy!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:56 No.16331979
    You didn't burn your fingers did you? I hope not.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:57 No.16331988
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:57 No.16331989
    Don't worry. It was just a common. They aren't really cards.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:57 No.16331993

    >> Daed"scumbag"4 !pjwjmEQ1RM 09/17/11(Sat)19:57 No.16331998
    >Went mad
    >No fag you are mad.
    I was doing the other thread due to you crying like a big-ass faggot.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)19:58 No.16332002
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    Nah, I've gotten worse from Chandra.

    ANYWAY, I take it that's the END OF YOUR TURN?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:59 No.16332006
    We had a good commons thread a couple of weeks ago, discrimination against commons will not do.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:59 No.16332010
    *Psst* I think you mad bro, deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:59 No.16332012
    >I was doing the other thread due to you crying like a big-ass faggot.
    There is no way you could type that sentence using words like those without being angry. Face it, you are mad.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)19:59 No.16332014
    Play the Island during second main phase and end turn.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:00 No.16332016
    I wonder what he'd had done if the griffon would have killed the hound.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:00 No.16332023
    turn it into a cardboard airplane and chuck it out the window.
    >> Mr.Troll 09/17/11(Sat)20:01 No.16332025
    one Problem with your method....

    What if you want to revive the damn thing?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:01 No.16332026
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:01 No.16332028
    Did we drop that land yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:01 No.16332029
    I wonder what he'd have done if we bolted the griffon instead.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:04 No.16332053
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    ISLAND out, you END THE TURN.

    I draw PLAINS.

    my TORMENTED SOUL walks through your GOBLIN, and I play a DRIFTING SHADE.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:05 No.16332071
    We didn't actually have lightning bolt, just incinerate.

    Now, if Lightning Elemental were to kill a creature on the other hand.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:06 No.16332077
    I still can't believe you burned the fucking card. Unreal.

    You are a boss for doing this, though. Very fun thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:07 No.16332086
    I know we don't have a bolt, I'm just imagining that griffon taped to a kite during a thunderstorm.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:08 No.16332088
    Mana Leak Drifting Shade plox.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:09 No.16332110
    Yes, this. The Shade is a problem, let's shut it down.
    >> Mr.Troll 09/17/11(Sat)20:10 No.16332114
    it is already on the field...
    you cannot leak it since it is.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:11 No.16332123
    No, it's on the stack.

    Look closer.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:13 No.16332129
    You silly billy, we're playing the Mana Leak in response to his Shade. Cards don't just go straight to the field.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:13 No.16332131
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    You wanna do THIS?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:13 No.16332133
    in response I'll play a "You serious, nigga?" and splice onto Arcane "Nah, really. You fucking serious?"
    >> Mr.Troll 09/17/11(Sat)20:14 No.16332137
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    That it is....
    Well then....
    Leak that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:15 No.16332152
    Sounds like a good option to me and the others, I assume.
    >> Mr.Troll 09/17/11(Sat)20:15 No.16332155
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:16 No.16332164
    SO HARD!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:16 No.16332166
    16332088 here. Yes please.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:17 No.16332175
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    Goddamn! You Saprolings are just killing EVERYTHING!

    Leaky Shade, coming up!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:19 No.16332189
    ohshi-no one spared.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:19 No.16332190
    You're going to destroy every creature card that goes to a graveyard this game aren't you.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:20 No.16332196
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:20 No.16332197
    OH GOD

    WE CONCEDE think of the children
    >> Mr.Troll 09/17/11(Sat)20:20 No.16332202
    That is going to take a bit.....
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:20 No.16332203
    >friendship bracelet
    >green rubber bracelet
    ARE YOU ME?!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:20 No.16332206
    On the one hand, I feel shitty that you're wasting money. On the other hand, this is so much more entertaining because of it.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:21 No.16332209
    i'm starting to wish that we had somehow gotten the green cards into one of the decks, if only to see if the titan would die and what would happen because of that.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:21 No.16332210
    Do you have a desire to murder all your cards?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:21 No.16332213

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:22 No.16332227
    this is starting to make me wish one of these decks had destructive force in it.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:23 No.16332229
    >common cards
    Choose one.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:24 No.16332236
    He's using cents on those cards for entertainment for us. I think it's worth it.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:24 No.16332238
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    I END MY TURN with a Leaked Shade.


    On the BATTLEFIELD you have:

    In hand you have:

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:25 No.16332255
    Drop dat Lightning Elemental
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:25 No.16332256
    Well, I think we should take a potshot with the Dog before we commit to anything. Other suggestions?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:25 No.16332257
    I say:
    Swing with EVERYTHING!
    Anything that comes down? We have enough burn!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:25 No.16332258
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    >wasting money
    Those are commons. Not even good ones. Go to a store after a draft and you'll see piles of them just lying around, if the owner hasn't dumped them yet.

    If we get to kill that Primeval Titan on the other hand...
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:26 No.16332264

    no, incinerate.

    I wanna see more dead cards.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:28 No.16332288
    I think that's not a great play- us dealing 7 to his face form attackers is better than three damage to stop us taking one per turn, and three from attackers.

    Let's hold the incinerate; he'll get better stuff to burn!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:28 No.16332289
    >one of us tries to cast from the graveyard
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:28 No.16332290
    Yes but we've already seen cards burn.

    I want to see what killing a creature with lightning elemental looks like! Drop it!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:28 No.16332291
    Those poor fetchlands.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:28 No.16332294
    I agree drop Lighting then swing with it
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:29 No.16332302

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:30 No.16332307
    All right, follow me on this one.

    I think we should play the Cutthroat. We'll see what he does with his next turn and THEN drop the Elemental and go in balls deep.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:30 No.16332309
    Don't worry! It wasn't the GOOD Jace.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:30 No.16332315
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    Probably just the commons. I'm pretty sure I have playsets of all of them except Bloodrage.

    FRIENDSHIP bracelet?
    I don't HAVE friends. This is a pie string. On the other hand I have TWO Livestrong bracelets.
    I don't even KNOW what they're FOR.

    There's also a KEY RING on my finger.

    I'm a PLANESWALKER. I don't have or NEED a FIREPLACE.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:31 No.16332326
    No, the cutthroat does nothing useful for us.

    If we need a blocker we'll cast him later.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:31 No.16332333
    He doesn't have any blockers NOW. Now's the time to capitalize on that weakness!
    Elemental has haste-- cutthroat has nothing but a 2/4 body. We can play it later!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:32 No.16332345
    He's got nothing to defend this turn, lighting element will give us a chance at his life and hit hard.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:32 No.16332349
    >friendship bracelet
    >pie string
    What's the difference? I literally cannot tell the difference.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:32 No.16332352
    >Goblin guide -5-10€
    >Jace beleren - 6-10€
    >Path to exile - 2€
    >Jwar Sphinx - 6€
    that money...
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:34 No.16332370
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    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:34 No.16332372
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    You guys debate amongst yourselves, I'm fucking HUNGRY.

    Haven't eaten all DAY.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:35 No.16332382
    Pie tastes like APPLES and leaves you BITTER AND ALONE.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:36 No.16332389
    >implying planeswalkers need to eat
    Worst walker ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:36 No.16332391

    tap tunneler to make it unblockable (because fuck you that's why) and then give the other guy +2/+0 and swing.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:36 No.16332396
    >Haven't eaten all DAY.

    If only we had a card with devour.
    >> Inazuma !KICK//B7II 09/17/11(Sat)20:36 No.16332399
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    Walker, if I mail you commons and uncommons, will you destroy them in a funny manner?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:36 No.16332401
    Should we vote for it, guys?
    I'm voting for... Lightning Elemental, swing: we can put him onto a three-turn clock if we keep those creatures dying with our spells.
    His 1/1 tickles, but it's no threat. Let's keep killing stuff and swinging until he falls over!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:37 No.16332410
    He's got no blockers; dealing damage with Goblin Tunneller is better than wasting.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:37 No.16332411

    we should all get a mailing campaign for him and have him make 8 pauper decks and then run them against each other in a tourny with no replacements coming in between rounds.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:37 No.16332412
    My vote is for >>16332391
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:37 No.16332413
    friends don't?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:37 No.16332415
    Sounds reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:38 No.16332421
    Why tape tunneler? He has no blockers.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:38 No.16332425

    >because fuck you that's why
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:39 No.16332439
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:42 No.16332454
    >>16332345 Sticking to my original idea.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:46 No.16332519
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    Oh shit, coming out STRONG.

    I don't know how I'll be able to recover from a blow like this...

    With no blockers, no mana, I'm now at TWELVE LIFE.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:48 No.16332546
    I guess our turn's over, then. Nothing else for us to play.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:49 No.16332551
    Any lands in hand? No? End turn.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:50 No.16332564

    if all the creatures get burned or soaked or whatever after being killed

    what happens to the planeswalker
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:51 No.16332575
    He planeswalks out, obviously. He's not gonna stick around to get killed.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)20:57 No.16332642
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    Well, I don't have much to block you with anyway, so I'm SWINGING with the GHOST.

    You drop down to SIXTEEN.

    While you've taken damage, I tap TWO SWAMPS and a PLAINS.

    I summon Bloodrage Vampire, with a +1/+1 counter. He's hungry!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:59 No.16332662
    incinerate that fucker and swing again.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:59 No.16332663
    How tough is he, sir?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)20:59 No.16332667
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    >He's hungry!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:01 No.16332684
    Sounds good to me
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:01 No.16332694
    I'm seconding this motion. No blockers = 8 damage on our swing, kekeke- more if we draw something nice (like a mountain)!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:02 No.16332696
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:03 No.16332704
    Well hold on, let's see what we draw first.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:03 No.16332706
    Wrong, dude. He got +1/+1 from Bloodthrist, so he's a 4/4 and just outside of Incinerate.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:04 No.16332722
    he's a 4/2 silly, read the card.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:04 No.16332727
    He starts off as a 3/1 with +1/+1 he's now a 4/2
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:05 No.16332746
    ok, fair point.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:06 No.16332753
    Oh, yup.

    I thought it said 3/3, but in fact it's 3/1. Time to light a motherfucker up.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:07 No.16332758

    dont we have a chandra's outrage?

    why not just use that?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:08 No.16332766
    Wasting a 4-damage spell on a 4/2 is worse than using a 3-damage spell.
    If he plays a 4/4 next turn, we can't kill it with Incinerate.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:09 No.16332778
    Also costs more. We might want the mana spare, or look like we want the mana spare!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:09 No.16332789
    Save that for when we have to deal with something that incinerate won't kill.

    It'll be a slower kill for us if we incinerate now, but we are ahead anyway.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:10 No.16332806
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    You draw QUASIMODO. Still Incinerate?

    Sorry, bit slow, enjoying this DELICIOUS MOA BURGER. Mixed in with GNARR SAUSAGE.
    All on two slices of toast, topped with cheese and ranch dressing from the Hidden Valley of the plane of Kalif Ornya.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:12 No.16332820
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    Cooked in barbecue, I might add.

    Fucking DELICIOUS. Much better than this fried ELF ANUS bologna from last night.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:12 No.16332821
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:13 No.16332826
    Definitely. We can't even CAST Quasimodo.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:16 No.16332867
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    You saprolings just want to watch the world BURN, don't you...

    What will you be using to CAST this?
    RR or UR?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:17 No.16332873
    Yeah, looks like we might as well Incinerate your vampires.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:17 No.16332879
    UR. We need to keep our flexibility.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:18 No.16332894
    One blue and one red. That leaves up with a island and a mountain correct?
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:23 No.16332956
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    You saprolings are COLD AS ICE.

    I like that about you.

    I'm left with TWELVE LIFE and a GHOST that CAN'T BLOCK.

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:25 No.16332987
    ok so pay one red to up fire dog to 3/2, and attack with everything. Total 8 damage to you if I calculated that right. (It's getting later here so I might be wrong)
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:26 No.16333006
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    That is one lonely ghost...
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:27 No.16333020
    This sounds good.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:30 No.16333051
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    GodDAMN, look at these suckers go, trampling all over the dead to get to me!

    Your creatures are ruthless, Saprolings.

    That's EIGHT DAMAGE to my FACE.

    That leaves me at FOUR LIFE.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:30 No.16333052
    Fuckin' A
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:36 No.16333125
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    Things aren't looking good for me.

    I drop down the SWAMP I just drew, play a ROC EGG, and then swing with my unblockable GHOSTIE.

    That takes you to FIFTEEN LIFE.

    You're up, and you draw a FIREBREATHING.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:36 No.16333129
    Hurry up WALKER, or did you RUN like the PUSSY you are from our BLAZING FIRE?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:39 No.16333162
    activate chandra's outrage on THAT TORMENTED GHOST TO MURDERIFY HIM, then use goblin tunnelers ability to make hound unblockable and attack to FINISH THIS.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:39 No.16333169
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    I'm waiting on YOU, Saproling!

    What will your DECISION be?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:40 No.16333181
    This sounds not just fine... but FINAL.

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:41 No.16333186
    Let's make our Dog unblockable, pump him by two.

    >> Painful Elegy 09/17/11(Sat)21:41 No.16333192


    >> Painful Elegy 09/17/11(Sat)21:42 No.16333204

    Strike that, >>16333186 Knows where it's at!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:42 No.16333205

    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:42 No.16333214
    This is good, too-- but OUTRAGE means we DESTROY THE GHOST, too.

    Don't you want revenge? It's poked us every turn!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:44 No.16333248
    Revenge is for White decks. This is red. We BREAK HIS FACE IN JUST AS HARD AS WE CAN.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:45 No.16333261
    quality thread!
    >> Painful Elegy 09/17/11(Sat)21:46 No.16333266

    Then we swing with everything!

    no matter what he blocks, HE DIES!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:46 No.16333272
    We kill him both ways; let's put the hurt on an inch more.

    Besides, revenge is TOTALLY Red/White.
    >> DaQuestOrk !!zLTJPOVdr4t 09/17/11(Sat)21:46 No.16333273
    OP is the person with the least ammount of faggyness I have ever met.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:48 No.16333290
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    OUTRAGED at the GHOST?!

    These things are harder to BURN than you'd think...
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:49 No.16333304
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    This is the best M:tG thread I have ever read on /tg/.

    I salute you OP.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)21:50 No.16333313
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    And here's the last of it!

    The decisive FINAL BLOW as your FLAMETHROWER DOG tears into my flesh and I turn 360 degrees and Planeswalk away.

    I'll have you know, in my OTHER LIFE I'm an infamous and hated TRIPFAG.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:50 No.16333321
    weren't these bought so you could help your friends get into magic? it seems kinda odd to just murderify the deck. not that i'm complaining.

    i don't remember.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/17/11(Sat)21:52 No.16333345

    Well, sir we will not hold that against you. Your commanding force over orzhov is amazing.

    But you know it is impossible to beat the power of the niv.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:52 No.16333346

    >it seems kinda odd to just murderify the deck

    That depends. Are you into Magic now?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:52 No.16333347
    This thread was awesome, well done OP. Also the boxes in the original post actually look pretty nice.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:52 No.16333348
    >Hated and infamous
    Oh, so you're Jace?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)21:52 No.16333350
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    Isn't it obvious? We're his friends. Friendship!
    >> Painful Elegy 09/17/11(Sat)21:53 No.16333352

    Don't you get it? the friend is the us!
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)22:01 No.16333431
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    I've got doubles of what I burned.
    Plus, all that really matters is having two balanced decks. I'm tempted to just make actual two legacy decks of 40 cards and carry them around with me wherever.

    Now, as is TRADITION on the plane I grew up, HAND and NEXT FIVE CARDS.

    Your HAND: Amphin Cutthroat and QUASIMODO.
    My HAND: Guardians' Pledge and Angel's Mercy. SHOULDA USED THE MERCY.

    My next FIVE CARDS: Mighty Leap, Peregrine Griffin, Plains, Griffin Rider, SWAMP.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:02 No.16333438
    This was QUITE A LOT OF FUN.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:06 No.16333480
    I was thinking this was a pretty neat idea until you burned the first card and then I was just so needlessly excite.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)22:14 No.16333568
    I doubt I'll be burning cards again.

    That said, it was fun for me, too.

    I think that the next time I get a booster, I'll open it for /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:15 No.16333582
    this has made me want to buy a fatpack just so I can show /tg/ the contents and then burn them.

    specially fun if I find something really good.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:16 No.16333590
    Someone achieve this thread. It was good fun!
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:16 No.16333591
    It reminded me a bit of that boardgame /v/ played on here. Honestly I wonder about the possibilities of doing more interactive games on /tg/.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)22:21 No.16333637
    I also probably won't play a game with /tg/.
    It takes way too much work to take the pictures, then put the memory card into the laptop, then open the image, copy it into Paint, resize it, save it to the right folder...

    This took FOUR HOURS.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:22 No.16333640

    It was good fun, thanks for doing it.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:22 No.16333648
    I guess that's the cost. I wonder how long it'd take to complete Twilight Imperium with /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:39 No.16333781
    What if you did it via a webcam?
    >> Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)22:41 No.16333804
    Webcam isn't nearly as fun, since the discussion moves over to whatever site the webcam's streaming on.
    >> Walker !jhPMycK23c 09/17/11(Sat)23:00 No.16333997
    I don't have one.
    >> Anonymous 09/18/11(Sun)03:35 No.16337087
    This thread is... inspirational.
    >> Stoned Anon !T4VTNxSe0k 09/18/11(Sun)06:50 No.16338443
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    Whoah, man. You're getting ahead of yourself a little.

    See, on my first turn? That land I dropped? You seem to have forgotten that fact that particular land was a mountain and I had tapped it to put a mother-fucking Aether Vial down.

    Oh, you got out Jintaxias on your second turn? Cool, my second turn will see me ticking that Aether Vial to one and dropping down a second mountain, tapping them both and watching your face fall apart as I put down a Stingscourger and that little awesome goblin bitch-slaps your gay little Core Auger back to your hand.

    Man, I hope you got a creature to throw down on your next turn, because I got a nice Goblin Lackey in my hand and that beautiful, beautiful little Vial is at one.

    Best believe I'm gonna throw down that Lackey on the end of your turn. God, I really, really hope you got a creature because that Lackey? Yeah, he's got a friend called Siege-Gang Commander.

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