NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL DAT GREEN YOU CAN'T USE?

I'm still SHITTING my guts out from that Baloth liver and Elf anus sandwich from last night, but I Planeswalked on over to Ulgrotha and got some Leeches to get rid of my Poison counters.

Now it's time for the MATCH OF THE CENTURY.

So over here, we've got the U/R team. We've got some fishies, a firebreathing dog thing, motherfucking Quasimodo, and don't forget our fucking DRAGON MADE OF VOLCANO. That fucker's what's known in the business as a "closer".

>>16330192
I'll fucking figure something out. I'm a Godsdamned PLANESWALKER.

Over here, we've got the W/B team. Raining death from above--for the love of Urza, DO NOT GET UNDER THEM WHEN THEY'RE SHITTING--We've got Griffons and motherfucking vampires, ripping you apart and sucking the life out of you.

Wait....are you doing a playthrough live with yourself while informing us how it goes?

BRILLIANT.jpg

The fuck you doin'?

>>16330297

SHIT'S GOIN DOWN SON!

I don't know what is going on but I like it

>>16330278
What?

No, I ain't gonna play with MYSELF, Saproling. Goddamn, what kind of sick...

Do I LOOK like some pervert elf, FEELING myself up?

I'm going to play against YOU.

Here's the first of the packs, filled with all kinds'a goodies and shit.

So first, maybe you should pick WHICH DECK you're going to use. THIS ONE >>16330240 or THIS ONE >>16330269

And over here, we've got a SHIT TON of Green, and a MOTHERFUCKING TITAN that we can't use.

Which will it BE?

But /tg/ is so bad at Magic.

And remember, Saprolings.

You get to pick FIVE CARDS out of the boosters ( >>16330357 >>16330347 )
And you have only FIVE of each Land.

>>16330380
I'l that the UR, Mana Leak, Phantasmal Dragon, Incinerate, Lightning Elemental and Harbor Serpent

>>16330378
Of course they are, Saproling!

This is PLANESWALKER BOOT CAMP.

This is how you LEARN.

Maybe we'll do it the Jaya Ballard way, huh, Saprolings?

Leave this shit up to FATE?

>>16330450
No! Not Fate!

>>16330506
Believe in the heart of the cards and we'll get through this...

>>16330506
NOT Fate?

Fine, Saproling. Don't get your knickers in a twist.

Which one? >>16330402 You going with UR?
That your FINAL answer?

>>16330177
Quick slightly off-topic question, OP.

What manner of pack is this and how much does it cost?

>>16330546
uh.. yeah I guess...

>>16330528
That's Yugioh, you fool!

>>16330614

>>16330614

Yeah! In MtG, the cards don't give a shit.

>>16330546

YES YES WE ARE READY YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER

We gon' summon twelve kinds of pain all up in yo' ass.

>>16330592
BOOSTER BATTLE.

Gathered from all over the Multiverse, EVERYTHING you need to teach some upstart saproling the ins-and-outs of PLANESWALKER DUELS.

All for 10 dollars and FORTY NINE CENT American.

>>16330592
booster battle.

-You get 2 20 card decks of 2 different color combos (i.e. RU vs GW, WB v UG, etc. Your decks will never share a color) consisting of 5 cards for each color and 5 corresponding lands.

Now here's where it gets tricky: also included are 2 2012 core boosters. Each player takes a deck and you both crack open a booster.

You check which booster has better cards for your side's colors and swap the contents of the booster as necessary. You then take 5 cards from the booster you end up with and toss em into your deck.

THEN YOU PLAY MOTHERFUCKER.

>>16330656
ALRIGHT! That's the spirit, Saproling!

Make me RUE THE DAY my spark ever ignited!

I'll be fair with you, though. THIS is what you'll be facing.

Think you can handle it?

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

>>16330660
>>16330728

Thanks.

I want to play Magic with my boyfriend since I like Battles of the Plainswalkers so much. Doing something like this instead of trying to build decks out of the cards he has seems like a nice way to level the playing field.

You ready, Saprolings?

Let's GO!

Here's your first hand. Looks like you're getting to GO FIRST.

Don't worry, I won't look.

WELL? I'm WAITING.

Do you expect me to play WITH MYSELF?

>>16330977
Play the mountain and end the turn?

>>16330977
If only I had any idea how to play Magic.

>>16331150

Play an Island, end turn.

>>16331173
Yeah, the mountain.

>>16331198
No, damn it. The Mountain.

>>16331218

Ok, play a mountain instead...

Alright, you lay down the mountain.

First turn, I drop a SWAMP, then I play a TORMENTED SOUL.

That's it for me. You draw an ISLAND.

>>16331258
Island down, tap both for Goblin Tunneler, end turn.

>>16331258
Play the Island, tap out for Goblin Tunneler, end turn.

Well, we'll drop an Island, first.
Priorities: Deal with the 1/1 that can't block- or be blocked; Deal with anything nastier that's cast; get a threat on board. No particular order.

We can take a few hits from the Soul- no point incinerating it yet-, and we don't need to waste the Mana Leak right now (you might even skip!), so I say we put the Goblin on the table.

>>16331300
Seconded.

>>16331300
Good play, Saproling.

I'm laying down a PLAINS, and then my TORMENTED SOUL is going to ghost through you.

You're down to NINETEEN LIFE.

Heya, pretty Saprolings!
I'm gonna assume we all know HOW to play Magic, but not necessarily what the cards do. Here's a fine place to look up the names of the cards!
www.gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Default.aspx

>>16331310

I agree, save the mana leak and the incinerate for anything he pulls out turn 3...

>>16331358
What are you gonna do on TURN TWO!?

>>16331350
magiccards.info is better.

>>16331342

Take your next main phase!

>>16331342

What did we draw?

>>16331396
I don't have ENOUGH MANA.

TURN'S OVER.

>>16331409
What did we draw foo'?

>Captcha: Peculiar Ougypes. That should so be a card.

>>16331408
Sorry, I FORGOT.

You drew another MOUNTAIN.
Your inventory is:
ISLAND
MANA LEAK (1U)
INCINERATE (1R)
AMPHIN CUTTHROAT
FIERY HELLHOUND
MOUNTAIN

>>16331426
Let' the real man take the game.
Play land. atack with tuneler. end turn.

>>16331438
Then play as land the mountain and end turn.

>>16331438
Play mountain, hellhound. Tunneler attack.

>>16331455
are you just jew or retarded? don't tap mana, wait him to play crap and then mana leak' it. if he don't play shit just play in EOT the incinerate...

>>16331438
I'm thinking drop the mountain, slap the Hellhound on the table.
Sure, keeping untapped so we can counter Bloodrange Vampire is the *better* play, but... we don't know he's got that in his hand.

Oh, and swing for 1.

>>16331464
yep it's true, /tg/ can't into magic.

>>16331468
Sorry, I just don't think using the information on what he has in his hand is fair.
He's ignoring the info on what we have in ours.

Excellent. Just the thread I was looking for.

Fishing for ideas for new decks to build, anyone have anything interesting?

I was thinking of doing something with blinking, not sure what though.

And maybe a mill deck that focuses on causing damage to players based on cards in the graveyard.

>>16331468
You're not getting it.

>>16331489
>>16331506
I'm a tourney player, i know how to do shit bro.
If you shut the hell up and let the real man do the shit, we win if not we loss.

>>16331527
Ha ha! Go die in a fire!

ISLAND DOWN

The Goblin Tunneler attacks, undettered by my GHOST.

Ugh, damn, that shit smarts! That's two damage, right to my face, Saproling!

I'm at EIGHTEEN LIFE.

>>16331527
It's nice you're so sure you can win this. You probably can; thing is, the rest of us want in, too.
Yours is undeniably the better play- but if this was a real game, we wouldn't know about the Vamp, and countering it wouldn't be such a priority. It's simply unfair.
Plus, it doesn't matter if you're a tourney player- this is for all of us. It's a casual game.

>>16331535
two dmg with a goblin tuneler? man you are fucking retarded.
>>16331534
Come at me on MWS i'm going to make ou die so hard you vagina will explode.

>>16331535
You're damn right you are. Go team saproling!

>>16331568
You literally do not seem to 'get' this thread at all. Also, you can't spell. Please go.

>>16331535
Goblin tunneler is a 1/1. How you lose 2 life?

>>16331561
Waiiiit! you actually know his hand?
Wow bro, i was having my mana untaped because i can play instants in eot and have a efective threat remover in hand(manaleak) and if he didn't play a threat i'll just play and EOT incinerate or just burn down some of his mobs.

>>16331568
>>16331527
confirmed for troll

Thank you for being so nice to trip up, now you go into my filter. Goodbye!

On my turn, I untap my permanents, lay down another PLAINS, then I play a GRIFFON SENTINEL.

After my MAIN PHASE, I attack with my GHOST and bring you down to EIGHTEEN LIFE as well.

You draw LIGHTNING ELEMENTAL.

My current hand, for those BITCHING:
BLOODRAGE VAMPIRE (2B)
SWAMP
DRIFTING SHADE (3B)
ANGEL'S MERCY (2WW)
GUARDIAN'S PLEDGE (1WW)

>>16331611
I'm embarrassed for you.

>>16331607
and in a alternate universe, where /tg/ knows how to play magic, people whould have shut'd the fuck up and played an incinerate in eot to that grifon.

>>16331568
>>16331591
Because I HERPED.

Happens to the best of us. I might need something to EAT.

Something that's not Baloth liver and ELF ANUS this time...

LIFE TOTALS are NINETEEN for me and EIGHTEEN for you.

>>16331629
Except, in this universe, that'd be capitalizing on knowing what's in his hand-- that's unfair!

I'm thinking we attack with the hound, WITHOUT making it unblockable. If he blocks, we pump it to a 3/2 to kill the griffin; if not, we save the mana and Incinerate the grifin in the End of Turn step.

Either way, we leave 2 (or 3!) untapped for Mana Leak.

play an island and then lightning elemental. don't swing with anything.

[spoiler]fuck strategy[/spoiler]

>>16331629
In an alternate universe where you SHUT THE FUCK UP we'd get to have a FUN GAME.

This is for SAPROLINGS. They need to LEARN the ins and outs of a PLANESWALKER DUEL.

Now NUT UP and SHUT UP, before call Verdeloth and tell him his kids are acting up.

>>16331673
>>16331666
First thing that gets TWO YESES is the answer.

>>16331666
This all day erry day.

>>16331666 here.
Can I YES myself?

If not, look at my trips! The MOOT-DEVIL gives me 'yes' for supporting us with the HELLhound.

>>16331666
Hey, you are learnin' lil kiddo, but you know?
That is a good strategy.
>>16331683
If i'm here no fun is allowed.

>>16331666
This one please

Did we already play a land this turn?

rolled 86 = 86

>>16331666
yeses

>>16331733
Oh, I don't think we did.
Walker! Please, sir! Can we please play that island in our second main phase-thingy, after combat?

>>16331751
Yes you can.
Best stragy so far:
Atack with the hell pup, if he blocks pump him up.
Play land and give turn.

>>16331769
Why you gotta be that guy?

>>16331712
Then you'll just have to GET THE HELL OUT

Saving all your Mana, attacking with the DOG?

I WILL block it with the GRIFFON.
Will you stand up to my CHALLENGE?

>>16331816
Yes, sir! I will then spend one, whole point of red mana to turn my hellhound into a 3/2 creature!
If that's fine with everyone...?

>>16331816
pump it to 3/2 using one red mana.

He got so mad he made his own thread.

>>16331838
>>16331834
ALRIGHT.

The Griffon goes up like a fucking candle.

Also, NOT DOING THAT AGAIN.

>>16331941
Oh god you can see it screaming!

>>16331941
THAT POOR GRIFFIN! I thought this was just a game, no cards being harmed, all that jazz. I want to go home! Mommy!

>>16331941
You didn't burn your fingers did you? I hope not.

>>16331941
THIS JUST GOT SO MUCH MORE INTENSE.

>>16331965
Don't worry. It was just a common. They aren't really cards.

>>16331976
MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS MAGIC

I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT.

>>16331860
>Went mad
>No fag you are mad.
I was doing the other thread due to you crying like a big-ass faggot.

>>16331979
Nah, I've gotten worse from Chandra.

ANYWAY, I take it that's the END OF YOUR TURN?

>>16331989
We had a good commons thread a couple of weeks ago, discrimination against commons will not do.

>>16331998
*Psst* I think you mad bro, deal with it.

>>16331998
>I was doing the other thread due to you crying like a big-ass faggot.
There is no way you could type that sentence using words like those without being angry. Face it, you are mad.

>>16332002
Play the Island during second main phase and end turn.

I wonder what he'd had done if the griffon would have killed the hound.

>>16332016
turn it into a cardboard airplane and chuck it out the window.

one Problem with your method....

What if you want to revive the damn thing?

>>16332002
ASHES TO ASHES
DUST TO DUST
THAT GRIFFON IS DEAD
THAT CARD IS GONE BUST

>>16332002
Did we drop that land yet?

>>16332016
I wonder what he'd have done if we bolted the griffon instead.

ISLAND out, you END THE TURN.

I draw PLAINS.

my TORMENTED SOUL walks through your GOBLIN, and I play a DRIFTING SHADE.

>>16332029
We didn't actually have lightning bolt, just incinerate.

Now, if Lightning Elemental were to kill a creature on the other hand.

>>16332053
I still can't believe you burned the fucking card. Unreal.

You are a boss for doing this, though. Very fun thread.

>>16332071
I know we don't have a bolt, I'm just imagining that griffon taped to a kite during a thunderstorm.

>>16332053
Mana Leak Drifting Shade plox.

>>16332088
Yes, this. The Shade is a problem, let's shut it down.

>>16332088
it is already on the field...
you cannot leak it since it is.

>>16332114
No, it's on the stack.

Look closer.

>>16332114
You silly billy, we're playing the Mana Leak in response to his Shade. Cards don't just go straight to the field.

>>16332088
You wanna do THIS?

>>16332114
in response I'll play a "You serious, nigga?" and splice onto Arcane "Nah, really. You fucking serious?"

>>16332123
That it is....
Well then....
Leak that bitch.

>>16332131
Sounds like a good option to me and the others, I assume.

>>16332131
see
>>16332137

>>16332131
YES!
SO HARD!

>>16332131
16332088 here. Yes please.

Goddamn! You Saprolings are just killing EVERYTHING!

Leaky Shade, coming up!

>>16332175
ohshi-no one spared.

You're going to destroy every creature card that goes to a graveyard this game aren't you.

>>16332190
>>16332175
WHAT A FUCKING TWIST.

>>16332175
OH GOD

WE CONCEDE think of the children
CAN'T WE JUST TALK THIS OUT

>>16332175
That is going to take a bit.....

>>16332175
>friendship bracelet
>green rubber bracelet
ARE YOU ME?!

>>16332175
On the one hand, I feel shitty that you're wasting money. On the other hand, this is so much more entertaining because of it.

i'm starting to wish that we had somehow gotten the green cards into one of the decks, if only to see if the titan would die and what would happen because of that.

>>16332175
Do you have a desire to murder all your cards?

>>16332197
Bullshit!

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE.

this is starting to make me wish one of these decks had destructive force in it.

>>16332206
>common cards
>money
Choose one.

>>16332206
He's using cents on those cards for entertainment for us. I think it's worth it.

I END MY TURN with a Leaked Shade.

You draw CHANDRA'S OUTRAGE.

On the BATTLEFIELD you have:
TWO MOUNTAINS
TWO ISLANDS
A GOBLIN TUNNELER.
And a FIRE DOG, HOLY SHIT.

In hand you have:
INCINERATE (1R)
AMPHIN CUTTHROAT (3U)
LIGHTNING ELEMENTAL (3R)
CHANDRA'S OUTRAGE (2RR).

You have SEVENTEEN LIFE. I have NINETEEN LIFE.

>>16332238
Drop dat Lightning Elemental

>>16332238
Well, I think we should take a potshot with the Dog before we commit to anything. Other suggestions?

I say:
LIGHTNING ELEMENTAL
Swing with EVERYTHING!
Anything that comes down? We have enough burn!

>>16332206
>wasting money
Those are commons. Not even good ones. Go to a store after a draft and you'll see piles of them just lying around, if the owner hasn't dumped them yet.

If we get to kill that Primeval Titan on the other hand...

>>16332255

no, incinerate.

I wanna see more dead cards.

>>16332264
I think that's not a great play- us dealing 7 to his face form attackers is better than three damage to stop us taking one per turn, and three from attackers.

Let's hold the incinerate; he'll get better stuff to burn!

>>16332190
>one of us tries to cast from the graveyard

>>16332264
Yes but we've already seen cards burn.

I want to see what killing a creature with lightning elemental looks like! Drop it!

>>16332258
Those poor fetchlands.

>>16332255
>>16332256
I agree drop Lighting then swing with it

>>16332258

>jace

>>16332238
All right, follow me on this one.

I think we should play the Cutthroat. We'll see what he does with his next turn and THEN drop the Elemental and go in balls deep.

>>16332302
Don't worry! It wasn't the GOOD Jace.

>>16332190
Probably just the commons. I'm pretty sure I have playsets of all of them except Bloodrage.

>>16332203
FRIENDSHIP bracelet?
I don't HAVE friends. This is a pie string. On the other hand I have TWO Livestrong bracelets.
I don't even KNOW what they're FOR.

There's also a KEY RING on my finger.

>>16332227
I'm a PLANESWALKER. I don't have or NEED a FIREPLACE.

>>16332307
No, the cutthroat does nothing useful for us.

If we need a blocker we'll cast him later.

>>16332307
He doesn't have any blockers NOW. Now's the time to capitalize on that weakness!
Elemental has haste-- cutthroat has nothing but a 2/4 body. We can play it later!

>>16332307
He's got nothing to defend this turn, lighting element will give us a chance at his life and hit hard.

>>16332315
>friendship bracelet
>pie string
What's the difference? I literally cannot tell the difference.

>>16332258
>Goblin guide -5-10€
>Jace beleren - 6-10€
>Path to exile - 2€
>Jwar Sphinx - 6€
that money...

You guys debate amongst yourselves, I'm fucking HUNGRY.

Haven't eaten all DAY.

>>16332349
Pie tastes like APPLES and leaves you BITTER AND ALONE.

>>16332372
>implying planeswalkers need to eat
Worst walker ever.

>>16332372

tap tunneler to make it unblockable (because fuck you that's why) and then give the other guy +2/+0 and swing.

>>16332372
>Haven't eaten all DAY.

If only we had a card with devour.

>>16332372
Walker, if I mail you commons and uncommons, will you destroy them in a funny manner?

Should we vote for it, guys?
I'm voting for... Lightning Elemental, swing: we can put him onto a three-turn clock if we keep those creatures dying with our spells.
His 1/1 tickles, but it's no threat. Let's keep killing stuff and swinging until he falls over!

>>16332391
He's got no blockers; dealing damage with Goblin Tunneller is better than wasting.

>>16332399

we should all get a mailing campaign for him and have him make 8 pauper decks and then run them against each other in a tourny with no replacements coming in between rounds.

>>16332401
My vote is for >>16332391

>>16332382
friends don't?

>>16332401
Sounds reasonable.

>>16332391
Why tape tunneler? He has no blockers.

>>16332421

>because fuck you that's why

DO MORE FUNNY SHIT TO THE CARDS OP LOLZ OMGZ SOOOOO FUNNYZ

>>16332401
>>16332345 Sticking to my original idea.

Oh shit, coming out STRONG.

I don't know how I'll be able to recover from a blow like this...

With no blockers, no mana, I'm now at TWELVE LIFE.

>>16332519
I guess our turn's over, then. Nothing else for us to play.

>>16332519
Any lands in hand? No? End turn.

so

if all the creatures get burned or soaked or whatever after being killed

what happens to the planeswalker

>>16332564
He planeswalks out, obviously. He's not gonna stick around to get killed.

Well, I don't have much to block you with anyway, so I'm SWINGING with the GHOST.

You drop down to SIXTEEN.

While you've taken damage, I tap TWO SWAMPS and a PLAINS.

I summon Bloodrage Vampire, with a +1/+1 counter. He's hungry!

incinerate that fucker and swing again.

>>16332642
How tough is he, sir?

>>16332642
>He's hungry!

>>16332662
Sounds good to me

>>16332662
I'm seconding this motion. No blockers = 8 damage on our swing, kekeke- more if we draw something nice (like a mountain)!

>>16332663
4/2

>>16332662
Well hold on, let's see what we draw first.

>>16332694
Wrong, dude. He got +1/+1 from Bloodthrist, so he's a 4/4 and just outside of Incinerate.

>>16332706
he's a 4/2 silly, read the card.

>>16332706
He starts off as a 3/1 with +1/+1 he's now a 4/2

>>16332704
ok, fair point.

>>16332722
Oh, yup.

I thought it said 3/3, but in fact it's 3/1. Time to light a motherfucker up.

>>16332662

dont we have a chandra's outrage?

why not just use that?

>>16332758
Wasting a 4-damage spell on a 4/2 is worse than using a 3-damage spell.
If he plays a 4/4 next turn, we can't kill it with Incinerate.

>>16332766
Also costs more. We might want the mana spare, or look like we want the mana spare!

>>16332758
Save that for when we have to deal with something that incinerate won't kill.

It'll be a slower kill for us if we incinerate now, but we are ahead anyway.

You draw QUASIMODO. Still Incinerate?


Sorry, bit slow, enjoying this DELICIOUS MOA BURGER. Mixed in with GNARR SAUSAGE.
All on two slices of toast, topped with cheese and ranch dressing from the Hidden Valley of the plane of Kalif Ornya.

>>16332806
Cooked in barbecue, I might add.

Fucking DELICIOUS. Much better than this fried ELF ANUS bologna from last night.

>>16332806
Yes

>>16332806
Definitely. We can't even CAST Quasimodo.

You saprolings just want to watch the world BURN, don't you...

What will you be using to CAST this?
RR or UR?

>>16332806
Yeah, looks like we might as well Incinerate your vampires.

>>16332867
UR. We need to keep our flexibility.

>>16332867
One blue and one red. That leaves up with a island and a mountain correct?

You saprolings are COLD AS ICE.

I like that about you.

I'm left with TWELVE LIFE and a GHOST that CAN'T BLOCK.

You have GOBLIN TUNNELER, LIGHTNING ELEMENTAL, and FIREDOG.

>>16332956
ok so pay one red to up fire dog to 3/2, and attack with everything. Total 8 damage to you if I calculated that right. (It's getting later here so I might be wrong)

That is one lonely ghost...

>>16332987
This sounds good.

GodDAMN, look at these suckers go, trampling all over the dead to get to me!

Your creatures are ruthless, Saprolings.

That's EIGHT DAMAGE to my FACE.

That leaves me at FOUR LIFE.

>>16332987
Fuckin' A

Things aren't looking good for me.

I drop down the SWAMP I just drew, play a ROC EGG, and then swing with my unblockable GHOSTIE.

That takes you to FIFTEEN LIFE.

You're up, and you draw a FIREBREATHING.

>>16333051
Hurry up WALKER, or did you RUN like the PUSSY you are from our BLAZING FIRE?

>>16333125
activate chandra's outrage on THAT TORMENTED GHOST TO MURDERIFY HIM, then use goblin tunnelers ability to make hound unblockable and attack to FINISH THIS.

I'm waiting on YOU, Saproling!

What will your DECISION be?

>>16333162
This sounds not just fine... but FINAL.

DO IT! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGHAST! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF BONE!

>>16333169
Let's make our Dog unblockable, pump him by two.

AND SWING FOR GAME.

>>16333169


SWING IN WITH EVERYTHING!

THEN WE'RE GOING TO BOLT THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT JUMPED OUT OF THE EGG!

>>16333192

Strike that, >>16333186 Knows where it's at!

>>16333162

Yeses

>>16333186
This is good, too-- but OUTRAGE means we DESTROY THE GHOST, too.

Don't you want revenge? It's poked us every turn!

>>16333214
Revenge is for White decks. This is red. We BREAK HIS FACE IN JUST AS HARD AS WE CAN.

quality thread!

>>16333248

Then we swing with everything!

no matter what he blocks, HE DIES!

>>16333248
We kill him both ways; let's put the hurt on an inch more.

Besides, revenge is TOTALLY Red/White.

OP is the person with the least ammount of faggyness I have ever met.

OUTRAGED at the GHOST?!

These things are harder to BURN than you'd think...

This is the best M:tG thread I have ever read on /tg/.

I salute you OP.

And here's the last of it!

The decisive FINAL BLOW as your FLAMETHROWER DOG tears into my flesh and I turn 360 degrees and Planeswalk away.

>>16333273
I'll have you know, in my OTHER LIFE I'm an infamous and hated TRIPFAG.

weren't these bought so you could help your friends get into magic? it seems kinda odd to just murderify the deck. not that i'm complaining.

i don't remember.

>>16333313

Well, sir we will not hold that against you. Your commanding force over orzhov is amazing.

But you know it is impossible to beat the power of the niv.

>>16333321

>it seems kinda odd to just murderify the deck

That depends. Are you into Magic now?

This thread was awesome, well done OP. Also the boxes in the original post actually look pretty nice.

>>16333313
>Hated and infamous
Oh, so you're Jace?

>>16333321
Isn't it obvious? We're his friends. Friendship!

>>16333321

Don't you get it? the friend is the us!

>>16333321
I've got doubles of what I burned.
Plus, all that really matters is having two balanced decks. I'm tempted to just make actual two legacy decks of 40 cards and carry them around with me wherever.

Now, as is TRADITION on the plane I grew up, HAND and NEXT FIVE CARDS.

Your HAND: Amphin Cutthroat and QUASIMODO.
My HAND: Guardians' Pledge and Angel's Mercy. SHOULDA USED THE MERCY.

Next FIVE CARDS: MOUNTAIN, MOUNTAIN, ISLAND, DRAGON MADE OF VOLCANO, ISLAND
My next FIVE CARDS: Mighty Leap, Peregrine Griffin, Plains, Griffin Rider, SWAMP.

This was QUITE A LOT OF FUN.

I was thinking this was a pretty neat idea until you burned the first card and then I was just so needlessly excite.

>>16333480
I doubt I'll be burning cards again.

That said, it was fun for me, too.

I think that the next time I get a booster, I'll open it for /tg/.

this has made me want to buy a fatpack just so I can show /tg/ the contents and then burn them.

specially fun if I find something really good.

Someone achieve this thread. It was good fun!

>>16333568
It reminded me a bit of that boardgame /v/ played on here. Honestly I wonder about the possibilities of doing more interactive games on /tg/.

>>16333591
I also probably won't play a game with /tg/.
It takes way too much work to take the pictures, then put the memory card into the laptop, then open the image, copy it into Paint, resize it, save it to the right folder...

This took FOUR HOURS.

>>16333568
Archived.

It was good fun, thanks for doing it.

>>16333637
I guess that's the cost. I wonder how long it'd take to complete Twilight Imperium with /tg/.

>>16333637
What if you did it via a webcam?

>>16333781
Webcam isn't nearly as fun, since the discussion moves over to whatever site the webcam's streaming on.

>>16333781
I don't have one.

This thread is... inspirational.

>>16331416

Whoah, man. You're getting ahead of yourself a little.

See, on my first turn? That land I dropped? You seem to have forgotten that fact that particular land was a mountain and I had tapped it to put a mother-fucking Aether Vial down.

Oh, you got out Jintaxias on your second turn? Cool, my second turn will see me ticking that Aether Vial to one and dropping down a second mountain, tapping them both and watching your face fall apart as I put down a Stingscourger and that little awesome goblin bitch-slaps your gay little Core Auger back to your hand.

Man, I hope you got a creature to throw down on your next turn, because I got a nice Goblin Lackey in my hand and that beautiful, beautiful little Vial is at one.

Best believe I'm gonna throw down that Lackey on the end of your turn. God, I really, really hope you got a creature because that Lackey? Yeah, he's got a friend called Siege-Gang Commander.