I...I'm not sure...I guess..
Wat.

>how many ants would fit inside a dryad pussy

Spiders in a drow pussy thread again?

Spiders in vagina round 2?

A Brazilian.

What kind of ants are we talking about here?

Since the dryads are made of wood, theoretically any number of carpenter ants could fit in the dryad's entire body.

1 Ant Swarm.

Question answered.

>how many ants would fit in a dryad pussy
>mfw
Does this include the uterus?

>I kinda need this for an online DnD 3.5 game i'm /d/M'ing.

No. No. You don't need this information. You need help.

... God... Just fucking goddammit. Okay, gang, break out the calculators. *sigh*

>>16432999
OP here. kinda like that yes... i got the idea from that and just spun it a bit further. And off course adapted it to work in a south American jungle type game with no drow but a lot of very scary and fickle dryads

That's hard to tell. Ants are compressible and pussies extensible.

>>16432973

>>16433027
And there's ants of many sizes. Even among one given species.

Would this make termites equal to cervical cancer?

>cervix organism

GODDAMIT, CAPTCHA, CUT THAT CREEPY MINDREADING SHIT OUT.

OP, your pic made me laugh. Thank you for brightening my day.

Let's say we utilize the whole vagina + unterus and assume the ants in question are Meat eater ants
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_ant

>>16433079
does anyone still have that calculation for Drow spider pussy? It could be useful here.

>>16433035
>bag of holding inside vagina

>>16433040
Fuck it. They said being a doctor in a gnomish jungle logging outpost was hard but i never believed i would see this. A Dryad with cervical termite cancer.

I mean, how the fuck do you cure that shit? They never taught us any of this in the guild school.

>>16433079
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.jpg

>>16433040
No, cancer happens within one organism. This is an infection.

>>16433119
I bet it is on a whole other level than condoms, just be careful with whatever else you might have inside it.

>>16433129
with an heal spell.
if it doesn't work, kill and resurrect.
let the gods sort them out.

or, if it's really plot relevant: fetch-the-medicine quest! will the party come back before the cancer makes her a vegetable?

>>16432973
According to pic, and assuming that the ants do not have the force needed to push the walls appart and the cervix up, I'd say not many.

rolled 91 = 91

>>16433129
Well, that's my next character sorted.

>>16433129
I mean, they are eating her from the inside, killing her slowly but surely.I can't use magic to heal the wounds 'cause they will just keep eating away at her.

*sigh*

The only thing i can come up with that would get rid of them is to actually *cut* out her entire vagina and if they have spread, pray to pelor it hasn't, cut her almost in two! And that will scar her so badly that she will never be able to regrow or regenerate. She will live her life as a cripple.

Damn, damn, damn! Why do i always get the tough cases?

>>16433200
Why don't you just use an AoE low-damage spell to kill the ants, then heal her?

>>16433200
I have the solution to your problem.

>>16433239

Imagine being eaten out by an anteater.

>>16433246
...hungrily licking your ovaries through your fallopian tubes...

>>16433246
That's why dryads put ants there in the first place.

rolled 60 = 60

>>16433239
>>16433246
>>16433264
>>16433267
>>16433276

>>16433239
Baleful polymorphed Cleric is very dedicated to his patients.

Well, I guess this is as good a place as any to ask:

Where would I go if I wanted to /d/M? Maybe OP has a spot open in his campaign?

>>16433414
Start a game finder thread on /tg/

>>16433239

That dryad is sooooooooo marrying the anteater after that.

Wait, didnt we do this already with spiders and drow? anyone remember what the calculation was then?

>>16433482
approximate volume of a vagina/approximate volume of a spider?

>mfw i'm not from /tg/ and this is one of the first threads i saw here

ae you guys alway like that?

>>16433689
Yes.
Always.

>>16433701
oh.
this place seems... interesting

>>16433689
Yes. BUT WAIT DONT GO!

WE WILL SOLVE ANY PROBLEM POSED BEFORE US!

>>16433482
As >>16433035 seems to indicate, they used the tables from FATAL.

>>16433689

We are a lot of things.

>>16433689
Only during the day. During the day, the children come out of the woodwork and the mods are occupied elsewhere.

>>16433689
Where are you from?
/tg/ is one of the best boards and certainly the least disturbing.
Instead of embracing fucked up ideas, we do rational discussions about them. This removes the horror.

Could you shrink down a party of adventurers and have them clear out the ants in hand-to-hand combat?

I love this board.

>>16433903

Unfortunately that picture is no longer applicable.

>>16433913

Sad but true.

Are we talking like full volume, or just covering the interior surface? Ants don't mind crawling over and around one another once in a while, but if you have them piled up they'll just scatter and start building up a lattice out of pubes.

>>16433184

>Dryad
>a vegetable

>>16433239
>>16433246
>>16433264
>Not sure if disturbed or incredibly turned on right now.

>>16434021
What, you can't be both?

>>16434021

I'd go with turned on.

>>16434021
...You seem to be new here.
How about I suggest you to spend some time on /d/?
This will let you progress faster into the 4chan mindset.

>>16434045

>>16433264
Oh, I'm fairly familiar with /d/, but for some reason the description in this post really made me squirm. And yeah, I'm gonna go with "both".

>how many ants would fit inside a dryad pussy?

Well, cats are Tiny and ants are Fine. Four Tiny creatures or 100 Fine creatures can fit in one square, so 100/4 or 25 of them could fit, assuming the cat was completely hollowed out.

Considering people asking for it, I simply digged out the spider/drow thing out from the archive.
http://archive.easymodo.net/tg/thread/11262498

I am only a little surprised nobody posted this.

>>16434086
Are you a woman or an anteater ?

>>16434112
>>16434117
Oh I've got that too!

>>16434174
Heh.

>>16434091
But that's assuming individual ants with plenty of "breathing room", so to speak. If you treat the ants as a swarm (in other words, crawling all the fuck over each other), you can have 10,000 in a 10x10 square, which would be 2500 in a 5x5 square, or 625 in the space of a Tiny-sized creature (1/4 of a 5x5 square).

>>16434117
Easymodo doesn't save the pictures, it sucks...
Thankfully, we have more than one archiving site, as we deserve.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11262498/

>>16433214

Throwing a low level fireball into a vagina doesn't seem like an appropriate cure for anything.

>>16434337

...other than perhaps extreme boredom.

>>16434337
You've obviously never had to clear out centipedes

>>16433689
Often less so than this.

>>16433722
Actually people found real volumes and measurements on wikipedia. The FATAL table it just there to illustrate how the poster feels about the question.

>>16434045
/d/ is pretty vanilla. I remember when I first went there I was disappointed at how horribly it failed to live up to its reputation, ant its only gotten worse.

>>16434337
A fireball would be a poor choice, since I'm pretty sure dryads are extra vulnerable to fire. Something like acid or sonic would be better.

>>16434504

Sonic would probably be marginally less unpleasant for the patient.

I still think this -

>>16433852

Is a better idea on the whole though.

Does anyone have that anteater aural sex picture? I thought I had it but I can't find it in my files.

>>16434484
There are too many dickgirls, in my opinion.
Actual fetishes are extremely rare.

Similar things go for /b/ - It's not as gruesome or randomly pointless as its reputation might lead one to believe.

>>16434504
>sonic
Hedgehogs aren't really specialized towards insect eating. Knuckles would probably do a better job.

>>16434556
>Hedgehogs aren't really specialized towards insect eating
Lolwut?
Yes, they are. Hedgehogs eat meat - Mostly insects.

>>16434583
Wiki:
>Although traditionally classified in the now abandoned order Insectivora, hedgehogs are not exclusively insectivores but are almost omnivorous. Hedgehogs feed on insects, snails, frogs and toads, snakes, bird eggs, carrion, mushrooms, grass roots, berries, melons, and watermelons
And they don't have long tongues, so how the hell are they supposed to get ants out of a vagina? You think he's just going to start munching away, while burrowing ever deeper in? He wouldn't even be able to breath once his face is in there, he simply can't make a substantial dent in the ant population that way.

>>16434484
>>16434544
Well 4chan has changed.

>>16434556

I think the question of whether you send a hedgehog or an echidna into a vagina is a purely academic one.

If you're set on going with an animal option, I think the anteater is the only sane choice.

>>16434615
I mean I doubt even half of you read this. And this was basically considered mandatory reading.

>>16434634
Well, we know the babyfuck.
What else is there to know?

>>16434634
I've not read it. Would you mind dumping for us?

>>16434634
This is probably as /d/ as 4chan gets at this point. Which is sad considering everyone should fap to Sei so Tsui Dan Sha (manga in pic).

>>16434658
Bob Sapp.

>>16434634
I end up reading it about once every four days or so. Good shit.

>>16434653
I'm not gonna dump 200+ pages of guro manga on a worksafe board no matter how much you bet. Go look up Mai chan's daily life on /rs/.

>>16434644
its not fucking they did to her baby. in fact it was pretty fucking unacceptable in a murder his family in the most gruesome way possible way.

He decided to see if it would still heal/regenerate after a "does it blend".

>>16434672
It's not on /rs/ bro.

>>16434692
http://www.scribd.com/doc/29360191/Mai-Chan-s-Daily-Life-part-1

Now you don't even have to download anything.

>>16433924
That was an amazing thread.

>>16434692
The fuck is wrong with you Tyrone? Get your shit together.

>>>/rs/mai+chan&from=ALL

Also I seem to be missing the collection where that one girl get experimented on with leech DNA and ends up an amorphous blob that absorbs the professor into her vagina.

And then she gets flushed out into the sewage.

>>16434703
Thank you sir.

>>16434504

> I cast shout on the Dryads vagina

Oh I just remembered. You kids should read Camp Heaven too.

Don't worry. This image is just a dream sequence. There's not really any bestiality (besides one or two pages). Its much worse than that.

>>16434703
>one of the first images is two women bolted together with what looks like somewhere between 1-inch and 1 1/2-inch bolts
>think about how dumb that is ant how 1/4-inch bolts would work just fine

>>16433924
>>16434705
>Uncultured? Nigga you've got to excuse me for being offensive here, but what the fuck does dat mean? What is culture, is it being a homogenous blob of boring white people? Then yeah, we ain't that.

>Look, I get that in the land of ice and frozen frogs, havin' a woman chained to your radiator might be a big deal. But come down to compton, we've got all sorts of women chained to radiators, and they ain't all did it so that the JTF can't evict their French asses.

>>16434807
The bigger ones look more aesthetically pleasing.

It gives off that industrial emotionless feel.

>>16434826
>aesthetically pleasing.
It just looks too big.

>It gives off that industrial emotionless feel.
It would do a better job of that if it were done right.

>>16434839
You just have no sense for art.

>>16432973
What's the deal with that pic? It makes absolutely no sense. A housecat in D&D can't do damage. Where does this misconception come from?

And no mod, I am not ban-evading. You just can't count to 7 days.

You people are fucking crazy, you come up with the most elaborate solutions from sawing the bitch in half to sonic waves to anteater ovarian tongue-fucking (Mmmm...).

Just fucking spray her you lunatics. If need be shake a bugbomb, shove it up her sweet sweet dryad pussy and pull the pin.

There you go. No medical training and no charge.

>people haven't read drifting classroom
>people probably havent even watched Azumanga Daioh
well fuck i made myself sad

>>16434761
I don't think that's a good idea. Ants are probably very resistant to shockwaves.

Magic missile do not hurt allies, though... it might be effective after a good number of castings.

>>16434824
Oh god, fucking thank you for posting that screencap man. You made me remember one of my favorite /tg/ threads ever. I'm looking it up again on easymodo now. The first time I read this, I was practically in tears from laughing. Hustlers: the Slanging' and fucking Amish Territory By Night.

>>16434853
Someone said something about reading this guy's posts in the voice of Ralph Wiggam last night. It surprisingly works.

>>16434886
Fucking St. Cloud, Minnesota By Night. God love that thread.

>>16434869

Magic missile only hits one target per missile (5 max) You'll never clear a swarm of ants out that way.

Immortalized.

>>16434965
>Internet Explorer
>Seems to be stuck in Windows ME
I...

I have no words.

>>16434965
>dat browser
the fuck?

>>16434983
>Right, there's only game that can handle this. FATAL.

>Taking standard human traits, assuming adult female with no further modifiers, we get:

>Height: 5' 4"
>Gives vaginal depth potential: 6.4" [based on (height/12 + 2d20%), i.e. 5 1/3" + 20% as the mean value]
>Vaginal circumference potential: 65 [based on d100 + (1d20 + 5) for motherhood] - equates to approx 6.5" circumference.

>Given that diameter = circumference/pi, we get d=2.07", and r=1.03"
Volume is defined as pi * r * r * h

>Therefore, according to FATAL, the vaginal volume of an entirely average human female = 21.8 cubic inches.

>Fucking FATAL. I hate you all.

rolled 5 = 5

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
7.5cm x 9cm = 67.5cm2

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_average_length_of_an_ant
7mm x 10 = 7cm x 10 = 70cm

Give or take for squeeze. 100 black ants can fit in an average pussy.

Fuck working out the area of a dryad pussy

>>16434992
or you could just google it: http://www.revirgination.net/vaginal-size.html

>>16435012
That is the quote from the original thread.

We should invite /sci/ here to play with us.

They love doing crazy math for no reason

never has that particular anteater been more appropriate

>rape money

no more late night tv for you, captcha

>>16434983

Oh, I had what seemed to be the only computer that actually WORKED with ME installed. Never crashed when kept on for the whole day.

>>16434309
>Thankfully, we have more than one archiving site, as we deserve.
Well now I am bummed. I was fairly sure that the thread existed on suptg, and checked it first. I must have mistyped something somewhere, cause it failed. Hence easymodo.

Easymodo is still great though, if I really had to choose between one of them, it would be easymodo anyday.
It's relaxing to know that any thread you might have taken a look at, or something you might have been interested in, can still be followed through to the end even if you missed it yourself.

I've always wanted to roleplay impregnating someone against their will.

Where can I find a /d/M campaign? I am willing to pay many compliments for this information.

Explorer 6.
Jelly of my balls?

>>16435219

HALF NOW, HALF AFTER THE JOB IS DONE

>>16435414

Very well, sir. Would you like them to be aimed towards the board itself, personalized, sexual, or customized for your person in particular? Keep in mind that last one requires you to post some details and minutae about yourself.

>>16435451

Supreese me.

>>16436019
which movie is that from?

>>16436097

Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Horny Events".

>>16436162
I picked up that book once. It said I shouldn't read it, so I put it back on the shelf and walked away.

>>16436283

It's just as well. There is a disappointingly low amount of EROTICA where Violet fucks Klaus on the internet.

>>16436019
I feel the urge to scream and run away from you.

>>16434658
That is the funniest porno mag I've ever read.

Anyone have any recommendations for good monster-on-girl guro? Most hentai sites don't host that stuff and my internet doesn't play nice with exhentai.

>>16438197
No one?

>>16434866
I watched azumanga daioh. The boxed set was the penultimate anime I ever watched. Made me introspective and depressed at the end, because I was just leaving school.

But... Wha? What the hell is going on in that comic? Please don't make me stoop to a level I thought I'd never go.

>>16438633
>Please don't make me stoop to a level I thought I'd never go.

It's too late. If you're in this thread you're already too curious for your own good.

>>16438658
But this was just supposed to be a vaginal capacity thread!

>>16438671
>But this was just supposed to be a vaginal capacity thread!

Think about what you just said and then think about how your family would react if you told them you spent your evening discussing how many insects could cram into a monster's vagina.

My GM, after reading this thread:
"This really makes me want to start our UA campaign, is all I have to say."

The only thing that comes to mind is that the removal of those ants, if they are a boring species, will be troubling.

If it goes anything like some antique house repairs i have seen, it should be simple. Just estimate the damaged areas, apply anesthetic and start making many small, deep holes with a the finiest drill available. Then apply a short living pesticide or repellent by injection. (either into the holes until it comes out of her, or pump it into here until it bubbles out of the holes). When the pests are clear, refil the holes. In this case, maybe a mixture of her own sawdust and a natural tree resin. Keep her.. erm.. passage stuffed tight with something as this point to make it easier to achieve a good stable fill. Might cap any holes with a small bit of color-matched doweling and sand flush, or take this as an opportunity, with consent, to add some flair with copper studs or contrasting hardwoods.

Depending on the Dryad, she may need a very minor healing spell cast afterwards to prevent any discomfort, or perhaps a short time spent melded with the HomeTree.

why did my brain spend time thinking about this?

>>16439238
>The only thing that comes to mind is that the removal of those ants, if they are a boring species, will be troubling.
Could be even worse if they're interesting in some way.

>>16438730
>Think about what you just said and then think about how your family would react if you told them you spent your evening discussing how many insects could cram into a monster's vagina.
MY family? Laughter and curiosity. Some horrible make-believe family of humorless freaks? I dunno.

bumping this absurdity

Bumping to see what else comes up
>ridueje absurd
Yes captcha, ants living in a dryad's vagina and not her anus is quite absurd.

>>16433015
Why didn't the thread end here?

>>16438883
What does this have to do with UA?

>>16433689
It's part of our charm. Pic related. We're the A-Team of 4chan. No matter how distasteful or inappropriate the problem, we'll always help people out (so long as it's even remotely gaming related or can be used in a game in some way), because that's what we do. It's part of who we are. We get shit done.

As for the ant thing, first you need to define what kind of ants. Bullet ants or bulldog ants, that can be the size of a ten-year-old's thumb? Fire ants? Sausage flies? Gotta define some basic parameters first.

Secondly, what type of dryad? If she's connected to a tree with thick sap, then we're going to have a problem, as ants tend to struggle when soaked in molasses or maple syrup. Not to mention wood density. Are we talking willow or redwood? Teak? Pine?

>>16444140
Maybe games of it leads to discussions like this?