> Eiichiro, my char blows! Everyone else has had more oomph than me! All I can do is ridiculous bluffing and pointless shooting! Hell, he even won fights with how depressed he is about that!
> Ahaha, right. Rick, I think I have a plan.
> So,while Keith goes visiting the trannies, you land on this island big and powerful things.
> Yes, man! So you just sent me farming for power? I lo-
> Roll for wisdom to withstand the urge to eat all the ultra-powerful food around.
> ....I fail...
> Ok, bro, you get stonkin' fat. And you discover you cannot really leave this place because all around are things ever bigger, meaner and stronger than you.
> Wha-? Fuck you! I'm outta this shit!
> Oh, so you are not interested in whom you are going to meet?
> Ok, ok, I stay. But this better be good.
> So, along comes this guy who looks like a bug, straight from where all the scary stuff is.
> And he gives me magical powers?
> Well, he says: " Goddamnit, you fat bitch, if you eva wanna leave dis island, you betta get trainin'. Now go swing that wobbly ass outta ma face!