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    205 KB Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:43 No.16565527  
    I found a thingy /v/ made.

    You are stuck on an island with everyone else on /tg/ right now.

    You are allowed to bring two MSPAINT HELLA FUNTIME ADVENTURE FRIENDS with you.

    Who do you choose?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:45 No.16565554
    Bones to build my house on the beach and Gilligan to feed me.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:46 No.16565566
    cantelo and gilligan

    Gilligan gets me free food, knows where water is, and is a free light source? AWESOME

    cantelo? Why companionship of course. Ill just be enjoying my time spent on the beach with the rest of the fa/tg/uys there.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:47 No.16565573
    Is it just Coily's saliva that is corrisive or all of her bodily fluids?
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:48 No.16565584
    Thread from v.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:48 No.16565587
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    Just her saliva


    >not picking Blink/Coily for shelter, defense and maximum brotential
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:49 No.16565591
    Oops, real link.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:49 No.16565597
    Just her saliva but in the /v/ thread any penis that touches her explodes.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:49 No.16565602
    >Ill just be enjoying my time spent on the beach with the rest of the fa/tg/uys there.
    You're a better man than most (of /v/) since they just want to kill each other.

    Bad show my friend

    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:49 No.16565603
    I'm going full retard tonight.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:49 No.16565604
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:49 No.16565605

    Three > signs to link across boards.

    This one is almost dead anyway.
    >> Painful Elegy 10/08/11(Sat)23:49 No.16565606

    Bones to work for me

    Boleslava to keep me alive.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:50 No.16565610
    >Corrosive Saliva can melt through stone
    >thinks you smell nice and wants to lick you

    So... Conflicted...
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:50 No.16565616
    Bro, it's 3 arrows not 2.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:50 No.16565621
    Erratum: When a penis touches Coily, that penis explodes.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:51 No.16565623
    I'm done, off to kill myself.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:51 No.16565626
    Then Coily is a definite must as she can create instant shelter, if there's anything I learned from watching all those Survivorman episodes it's that Shelter is high on the list of things you want if you are stranded anywhere, it's one of the big four, shelter, fire, food, and water.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:51 No.16565627
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    >mfw Coily
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:51 No.16565628
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    You know, I was around since the first thread glancing in and out of them and I never actually fucking realized the link between that. I am so stupid.

    Worry not buddy! Trial and error is a part of life.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:51 No.16565630
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    horse rider is broken as shit if you can get him to run /stomp in place
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:51 No.16565633
    >You're a better man than most (of /v/) since they just want to kill each other.
    Seriously, why would I need to kill anyone? If anything I'd want to band together with others to form a society thats self-sustaining
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:52 No.16565638
    I got the link right in the /v/ thread, unfortunately wasn't able to repeat my success.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:52 No.16565641
    im going to kill everyone I meet
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:53 No.16565649
    Wow, this is adorable.

    Thanks, /v/!
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:54 No.16565664
    Well it started with them all deciding which companion was the coolest and then, as everything that /v/ does leads to, they decided on how best to kill each other. This led to them realizing they are beta and would never harm anyone. Last I heard, they were debating that if just one anon took a Mildred they would be set for food BUT if Mildred got tired of their shit she would kill them all.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:55 No.16565671

    Pick two (2) Friends to accompany you to an island with the rest of the people in this thread. (Yes, lots of copies of Friends will be running around.)
    You must survive for four (4) years on the island.
    Coily, as the picture says, has corrosive saliva. The OP of the /v/ thread also stipulated that "any penis that touches Coily will explode".

    That said, I'm picking Bones and Coily.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:56 No.16565681
    Mildred and Bones.

    Try my hardest to get on her good side so my head don't asplode while having Bones build shit.

    This is kinda easy modo though.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:56 No.16565682
    Mildred and Hell Rider I win.

    Mildred creates an infinite bridge of bread off the island which I rid across with the horse at blazing speeds.

    any other combination is wrong.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:57 No.16565684
    It's wasn't "how should we kill each other?" so much as "how will we deal with the inevitable genocidal maniac?"
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:57 No.16565685
    Take Murray and Boleslava.

    Be entirely self-reliant, have a nightmarish protector in the night, and a cuddly friend who stops me from going mad from abusing that kind of power. Also, tie the little guy the fuck down to a tree so he won't be lost in a storm.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:58 No.16565691
    I don't see the penis explosion stipulation on the pic. Seems that would have been important to note in the beginning. Seems unofficial to me.
    >> Anonymous 10/08/11(Sat)23:59 No.16565707
    It was stated by the OP as almost immediately people wanted to pick coily JUST to bone it.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:00 No.16565713
    Murray and bones.

    Because they're pretty chill guy, and Murray can't kill bones for good.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:00 No.16565717
    Also has a picture with more detailed rules that the OP SHOULD have used.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:00 No.16565718
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    You sure the whole makes shit for you/creates underground tunnels/is the only actually friendly female that talks has nothing to do with it
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:00 No.16565720
    Surprised Womba-Womba isn't getting props.

    I'm getting Womba-Womba and Gilligan.

    I'd go with Cantelo instead of Gilligan, but my dumb ass needs a food source to survive.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:01 No.16565727
    It's /v/.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:01 No.16565732
    Binky and bones. Bros for life.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:02 No.16565740
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    This is /v/ we are talking about here.

    Also shes not friendly, she thinks you smells nice and wishes to lick you

    Her saliva is acidic
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:03 No.16565747
    I suppose you've never been to /v/...
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:03 No.16565752

    they're your hella funtime adventure [spoiler]friends[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:04 No.16565755
    That's friendly just not in a way you'd like.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:04 No.16565762
    Well Coily and Bones anyway. They're both very useful.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:04 No.16565763
    >Doesn't like you
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:04 No.16565764
    You guys say this like /tg/, home of ELF SLAVE WAT DO, is any better when it comes to wanting to put our dicks in mythical creatures
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:04 No.16565765
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    this is one of those times where I really, really wish I could draw
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:04 No.16565767
    She wants to lick you because you taste good.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:05 No.16565770

    as soon as everyone is done debating whether or not coily will fuck them, will someone tell me if there are any rules against this?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:05 No.16565771
    They're all your friends, except Mildred.

    Coily is just as friendly as everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:05 No.16565777
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    Mr. Pepper looks familiar.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:06 No.16565779
    That's what I've been thinking. I could when I was a kid, but I didn't work at it. Always wish I had.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:06 No.16565780
    Yeah, so then pick something other than a acidic lamia that wants to eat you and explodes your penis for your carnal needs.

    Like bones, or cantelo
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:06 No.16565783

    Whats there to go against? Although its highly improbable you can ever get her to like you
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:06 No.16565788
    We never said we didn't. We just said /v/ likes to do it too.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:06 No.16565790
    One of the rules was that everyone on /v/ was on the island too for 4 years.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:06 No.16565792
    People have been debating how much Mildred dislikes you. Does she just find it annoying, or is it outright antipathy? Stuff like that.

    You can probably never get her to like you.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:07 No.16565798
    I knew I couldn't be the only one that saw that.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:08 No.16565811
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    So does Bones.

    Also, pretty sure Murray is from Doom.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:09 No.16565815

    I thought Mr Pepper looked like Gary Oak with tired eyes and no shoes.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:09 No.16565817
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    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:10 No.16565828
    I get the Mr. Pepper and card look-a-like but, come on man, it's a fucking skeleton.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:10 No.16565829

    Wait does Bones have a cloak? I thought he was covered in dirt...
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:11 No.16565837
    Mildred and Bones, let Bones befriend Mildred and we can all have a good time. I'd have gone with Gilligan and Bones, but every 10 minutes is pretty extreme.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:12 No.16565846
    Murray looks like a real cool dood.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:13 No.16565856
    There are also 2 island prototypes on the v board
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:14 No.16565859
    Does Coily understand that I will die horribly if she licks me? If so, will that stop her from doing so?

    Because it would be embarrassing as fuck to turn up in the afterlife and have to tell my glorious ancestors that I was basically kissed to death by a snake-girl.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:14 No.16565861
    Well you're on an island so it shouldn't be too hard to keep a supply for Gilligan.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:16 No.16565884
    I hate when /v/ (and sometimes /tg/ on occasion) comes up with with some silly little fun thing and they try to make it way deeper than that. It always turns into complete shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:17 No.16565900
    coily and hell rider

    coily digs a tunnel back to civilization under he water

    ride at extremely fast speed to safety
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:19 No.16565915
    Didn't stipulate that any water was okay, meaning it could just be drinking water. On top of that, if salt water was acceptable, it would be in my best interest to leave Gilligan in the ocean/sea and my shelter might be more than 5 minutes away from there.

    I'm just paranoid that there will be unknown conditions that will screw me over if I pick Gilligan.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:20 No.16565921
    Hell Rider seems like...hell to be friends with, he has to constantly ride around you to talk and there are so many things to stop the horse.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:20 No.16565928
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    How about using Coily to make an underground cavern that leads to a river's source, and make that your homebase?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:20 No.16565930
    Well, if it is drinking water, you need drinking water anyway.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:21 No.16565939
    No no, Hell rider can be off the horse, he just won't be fast/invincible. Hellrider and the horse only explode if the horse stops moving.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:21 No.16565942
    Then I'm scared of sleeping around her.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:22 No.16565955

    Tell Gilligan to keep watch with his light and to tell her to fuck off.

    Optionally, use Binky to tunnel instead.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:23 No.16565961
    They are all so potentially entertaining that I want to take all of them.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:25 No.16565978
    Coily and Gilligan.

    Underground Zeldaesque water temple yeaaaaaa!

    (Also delicious Pierogi.)
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:25 No.16565983
    I am amused that /v/ has created a new Broquest nothing is being done for because stuff actually started happening to Broquest itself.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:26 No.16565991

    huh? this was just meant for fun, no competition or anything
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:28 No.16566012
    Works for me, I'll go with Binky and Gilligan then.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:28 No.16566018
    What kind of Pierogi does Gilligan make? This is important.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:30 No.16566034
    We get it Broquest Dev. Broquest exists. It is a thing. Other things can exist too!
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:30 No.16566039
    >can create complex underground tunnels
    As a civil engineer with a thing for snake girls, I select 2X Coily.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:30 No.16566040
    Anything you want.

    And I mean ANYTHING

    he can even make them taste like YOU!
    ...And that's good, because then Coily can satisfy her curiosity without killing you in agonizing fashion.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:31 No.16566046
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    you genius
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:32 No.16566057
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    I know.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:34 No.16566068
    Dude, what? I'm just commenting on /v/. I have nothing to do with Broquest. I think it's funny that they had one 'choose X' thing and now they have another.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:35 No.16566077
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    "Choose yer compatriots" is really, really common on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:35 No.16566082
    Your picture hardly counts, because it contains only one valid choice.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:35 No.16566083
    Coily and Gilligan it is then! I wonder if he can make Pierogi with a condom wrapping instead of dough. That would solve a whole lot of problems.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:35 No.16566085
    Coily and Bones. Coily because I pretty much know someone like that, and she's awesome. Bones because having a goddamn skeleton to do my bidding is pretty kickass to start with.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:36 No.16566089
    I rather enjoyed that one.

    And this one.

    I think it is the 6 year old pokemon fan in me.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:36 No.16566090
    "And then one night, while you're sleeping, Coily stands next to you. She hovers over you, thinking to herself "those thingies the fish man makes sure do taste good but, I wonder if he tastes just a liiiiitle different. Just a tad. I'm sure oooone lick couldn't hurt. Could it?"
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:36 No.16566098
    Bro Quest is not the first "Choose X" thing /v/ fawned over, nor will it be the last.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:37 No.16566106
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    the real question is whether she'd be empathetic enough to try it again

    would one burn be enough for her to realize that acid tongue is a no-no?
    >> /v/ 10/09/11(Sun)00:37 No.16566107
    Stop stealing our stuff
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:39 No.16566125
    While I know you're just being silly, I know that some people on /v/ would probably feel that way if they ever glanced over here. People can be so fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:39 No.16566130
    >wake up screaming
    >dive into underground water and rinse that shit off
    >Have horrific, yet manly acid burn

    The ability to create labyrinthine underground complexes is totally worth it
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:40 No.16566146
    Good call.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:41 No.16566149

    >ask her to make acidic tatoos

    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:41 No.16566159
    Winning picks are Boleslava and Mildred.

    Mildred doesn't like me.
    Boleslava cures any depressing thoughts.
    Make mildred hateing me into a very depressing thought. for her.
    boleslava cures it and Mildred now likes me.
    Best of all worlds!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:43 No.16566179
    I wouldn't count on it. Snakes are disturbingly sadistic little fuckers, and she's at least half snake.

    Enjoy being restrained in her coils as she slowly reduces you to a bleached skeleton.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:43 No.16566180
    I have no doubt that, after the first lick, she would feel really bad about it. You would probably make her sleep veeery far away from you for your own safety. But, after a while (maybe a year or two) you would soon forget about it and put all that behind you. She never forgot though. It was just ooooone liiiick like she said it would be. One was enough to realize you tasted really good. She's so very glad she can sleep near you now, she really likes you...a lot.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:44 No.16566193
    I'm going to go with Boleslava and Murray. I'm a wuss, I need something soft and something to protect me at night.

    Plus I could make meat and marshmallow s'mores.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:45 No.16566207
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    So if I brave a small acid burn or two, I get a snake girl broette?

    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:47 No.16566212
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:48 No.16566221
    >Snakes are disturbingly sadistic little fuckers,

    No they're not. CATS exhibit sadism, but snakes are pretty bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:48 No.16566230
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    have the island
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:49 No.16566240
    Coily and Cantelo.

    >Cantelo for pet of the year, all years.
    >Also, sharpen its horns. That might work pretty well.
    >Coily for Acid Spit, tunneling trap holes around our usual camping spot
    >Tell her she can lick me if her mouth and tongue is dry
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:50 No.16566256

    wrong one
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:50 No.16566257
    Well, to be fair, the acid burns are not going to be small, they are going to be fucking hideous and will take months to heal properly.

    Her saliva melts STONE for god's sake- if you can't rinse it off in a matter of seconds, you will die in screaming agony as it reaches your organs.

    But that's why you get Gilligan and have a sweet water temple, full of readily available water!
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    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:51 No.16566262
    >Tell her she can lick me if her mouth and tongue is dry

    Feels weird, man
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:54 No.16566286
    >Mr. Pepper
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:54 No.16566291

    What the hell is 85?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:56 No.16566300

    I want 63 and... 55. Because 55 is a mother fucking owl and that's boss.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:56 No.16566304
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    That's the right one, unless you meant this one
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:56 No.16566308
    Rolf & Gilligan

    Pierogies & Video games at our awesome water cave
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:58 No.16566321
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    Seeing as everyone's going underground, are we going to make a civilization?

    or just fuck off and stay in our caves
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)00:59 No.16566333
    When two unlikely heroes are brought together by danger...
    >Gilligan and Mr. Pepper back to back in fighting stances surrounded by goons
    They'll have to learn to work together...
    >They are having an argument on a burning dock
    Or they're going to find out...
    >close ups on Mr. Pepper, then Gilligans face
    That their worst enemy... is each other!
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:00 No.16566343
    Seems like its just gonna be a bunch of hovels with hermits hiding and fucking their snakewaifu
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    I think it's a chick wearing a possessed suit of skin as armor.

    There was never any description given for these characters.

    >Not picking 30
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:01 No.16566359
    If a dick touches her, it explodes

    No, really. That's not even a joke.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:02 No.16566361
    That island map sucks and is stupid. It provides no new information in comparison to the OP pic, and also implies that the choice is completely superficial because we can hang out with whichever friends we want to whenever the fuck. Also it is ugly.

    We need an enemies/hazards guide or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:03 No.16566384
    I'm well aware of this, yet no one really seems to care.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:05 No.16566397
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    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:05 No.16566399

    seeing as the island thing was mainly a joke for "character themed fun" there seriously needs to be a revamped version

    anyone up for it? rivers, lakes etc
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:06 No.16566408
    Then I will make a fortune producing and selling condoms to prevent your dicks from exploding.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:06 No.16566410
    I think the worst part of this could be solved if we say that YOU are stuck by YOURSELF on the island with your TWO friends you picked.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:07 No.16566419
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    or it could burn through rock in a fucking snap
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:08 No.16566432

    Why build stupid ass surface structures when you can just tunnel into the earth? With modern day technology we could put entire self sustaining cities underground but don't because the proles are stupid and need their precious outside and sunlight. Fuck them, underground for everything doesn't need to be on the surface only make sense from a logical stand point.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:08 No.16566439
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:09 No.16566449

    Yeah, thats a better idea. Everyone just plans out how they make it through the four years.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:09 No.16566452

    worst movie ever lol
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    Being without sunlight is unhealthy, both mentally and physically.

    And building huge, stable areas underground to put cities in isn't exactly easy...or cheap.


    >hurr durr stupid proles hurf

    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:11 No.16566467

    my hero
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:13 No.16566483
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    rolled 3 = 3

    I choose Giligan and Rolf.

    >Buddy that doesn't have the fucking weird drawback.

    Plus... I think my team just went VIP as the only crew with a working computer!


    Oh come on. God gave me two hands. TWO OF THEM!
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:15 No.16566504

    Rolf is so cute though, why do you need a vagina?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:19 No.16566541
    You have my money, sir.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:24 No.16566588
    Oh no! I must have forgotten to build an entrance to my cave since I don't know what's preventing me from going outside.
    Actually this makes Mr. Pepper more useful since he can now make glass to create sky windows. Actually we'd make glass domes and then live like prairie dogs at the zoo.

    Y'know... if it weren't for the fact that Gilligan makes food for me and gives me emergency acid burn washes everywhere. Not like I couldn't make a furnace given enough time.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:35 No.16566692
    Sacrifice Cantello to remove Coli's dick exploding disease. Live happily ever after.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:37 No.16566713
    Might as well make the acid controllable too if you consider that a disease.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:38 No.16566722
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    Its not a disease though. Also you're a heartless bastard.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)01:43 No.16566763

    Technically your dick isn't even touching her if it's in a condom. So it won't explode.

    All we have to do is make an errosive-free condom so we can have snake-fu blowjobs as well.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:00 No.16566903
    You could live without snake blowjobs. Just jizz in her mouth every once in a while so she avoids tasting you for real. I wonder if the jizz would make a sizzling noise on contact with her mouth.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:02 No.16566929
    >If a penis touches her it explodes
    It could be contested that this means "explodes with jizz" which means touching her leads instantly to an orgasm. Which would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:05 No.16566955
    Fuck you guys found a way around you penis exploding
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:07 No.16566969
    Considering it's a deserted island, the availability of condoms or materials from which they could be made is hardly a guarantee.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:12 No.16567030
    So, people want to pick coily to fuck her, what if I want to pick Cantelo because I want to pat it's fluffy tail? Does that get taken away too?

    Fuck that I'm ignoring the dick exploding disease and you should too.

    That said I'm taking Murray and Boleslava.
    Murray because he's a cool guy.

    Boleslava because removing all depressing thoughts, free food, AND awesome comfort is god tier.

    I can survive on my own, especially with a little help from those two, but I will cooperate with any of you who seem like ok dudes.

    Also, for the /tg/ version of this thing I think we should change rolf from keeper of magic video games to an awesome DM that knows lots of systems.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:14 No.16567044
    Womba Womba and Rolf seem like fun, semi-practical choices.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:16 No.16567060
    >Make thread
    >Come back
    >Almost entire thread is about fucking/ "being friends" with Coily
    The worst part is that I'm not even shocked at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:18 No.16567079
    Only viable female in the entire cast of characters. She had it coming.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:18 No.16567087
    Also snakegirl, which for whatever reason is insanely popular

    Also Purple. Purple is this best color.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:20 No.16567098
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    Bones will be my loyal bro.

    Cantelo, Gilligan, or Womba are kind of a cross-tie.

    I guess I have to go with Cantelo, though, so he can cure my diabetes.
    Bones and I will wander the island as druids, him gathering plants and I trapping small animals for food.

    I'll make him a fluffy rabbit cloak so he can be fuzzier.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:23 No.16567124
    first off, not a disease. Second, that little addendum was added because peopled wanted to fuck her so badly. That should have been obvious to you considering how hard people are willing to go to fuck her anyway, especially you, who decides to just go "Fuck what was established by the author, it doesn't suit me."
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:25 No.16567142
    Thing is, Boleslava, Gilligan, Bones, Blinky, and Cantelo could all be female too. And don't tell me that after a few months on the island you wouldn't at least accept a handjob from Boleslava...
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:26 No.16567150

    Does it even really have hands that could do that?
    I mean it's basically a psychic cotton ball.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:33 No.16567209
    It's got a mouth...
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:34 No.16567223
    I wouldn't really think that a condom was a sure protection from Coily's danger. There's still the horrible acid to take into account.

    A dickish DM would say that in the pleasure of the moment, she forgot how deadly her saliva was, and kissed you passionately.
    >I have no face, and I must post
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:35 No.16567232
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    I, for one, refuse to do such a thing.
    I've been perfectly fine without sex when I'm not on a deserted island, why would I need it so badly now?

    If I get a boner, I'll simply make a running gag with my bro Bones, "Hey buddy, I'm just like you!"
    Then he will chuckle his ghastly mirth, and will continue picking plants while I go take care of it in the bushes.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:37 No.16567246
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    I remember when BroQuest.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:38 No.16567251
    WOW you guys are stupid. Only one person notices how fucking cute Rolf is while you go to insane lengths to dick a snake girl would could accidently maim and/or kill you. Rolf is the only god tier option, cute boy with self powered vidya.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:38 No.16567254
    >Take Hell Rider for pillaging shenanigans/wild adventures and invincibility
    >Take Boleslava to make us forget the horse can explode, use it as a cushion to ride on forever and be invincible

    I accidentally the game
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:38 No.16567255
    Broquest wasnt even the original "CHOOSE YOUR COMPANION" or ROLL FOR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TOOLS game you faggot, that shit is like a year old, two at most.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:40 No.16567278
    Can he spit ACID? Can he eat LIVE RATS? Is he BRIGHT PURPLE?


    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:42 No.16567291
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    I never said it was.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:42 No.16567292

    yeah, that more people didn't notice that on /tg/ kind of shocked me.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:43 No.16567300
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:44 No.16567305
    Hey guys... about the whole exploding dick thing...
    Does that get a fortitude save?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:45 No.16567313
    bones to perform any sort of physical labor for me. Untiring labor will be useful in any situation.

    womba womba to help me hunt

    gilligan if there isnt a native wildlife to hunt.

    does anybody feel that rolf is supposed to be a part of /v/s secret homolust? it seems like he is the kind of guy that says "you could pretend that im a girl"
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:46 No.16567318
    Murray and Gilligan.
    I assume Gilligan's water will be no problem since we are on an island. As long as I live by the sea the drinking shouldn't be an issue.

    Murray, even though I'll never be awake to see him sounds like a top tier bro thanklessly defending me in my sleep. I can rest easy knowing that I won't be eaten by a wild animal at night. Also free meat to go with my pierogies.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:46 No.16567320
    Rolf isn't a monstergirl though.

    I mean if it was a normal girl who causes dick explosions vs Rolf I'd choose Rolf but he is going up against a Lamia here.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:46 No.16567322
    Here's an idea for those longing for a pleasant female companion but worried about face-melting acid:

    Pick Mildred and Boleslava. Hang around Mildred, causing her to dislike you and get upset. Boleslava makes her unhappy thoughts go away. Now she likes you.

    Enjoy having fun (and possibly sexy) adventures with a green magical girl and a cuddly puffball.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 10/09/11(Sun)02:46 No.16567323
    You plainly don't understand the allure of a purple snake-girl.

    So, I was thinking. What if the acid didn't have as drastic an effect on organic matter? What if it just, y'know, tingled a little?
    I'm not chemist or anything, but that's possible, innit? An acid that fucks up rocks, but doesn't particularly fuck up flesh?

    I'm not sure who I'd take, other than Bones. Murray has his points, as do Coily, Cantel, and Womba Womba.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:47 No.16567328
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    You're on a deserted island with no real semblance of society or structure, and you all worry about who's going to suck your dick?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:48 No.16567332
    also murray has his merits god tier set of companions would be murray, womba womba/gilligan and bones
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 10/09/11(Sun)02:48 No.16567338

    I'll suck my own dick.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:49 No.16567341
    No. I'm worried about dicksplosions. Where have you been?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:49 No.16567342
    right...but he doesn't make your dick explode or has acidic saliva
    Also vidya james
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:52 No.16567364
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    >Enjoy having fun (and possibly sexy) adventures with a green magical girl and a cuddly puffball.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:52 No.16567366
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    I'll chose for him to wear a bright purple skirt and lip stick. As far as the acid spit goes well umm FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:52 No.16567369
    >/v/s secret homolust
    If it is a secret, it isn't very well kept.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)02:53 No.16567379
    Bones to build / hunt / farm / boil water
    Cantelo to gore the shit out of anything that needs killing. Womba alternatively.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 10/09/11(Sun)02:56 No.16567399
    Bones can't hunt, bro. Won't harm a living being. That includes non-human animals.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:05 No.16567465
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    Boleslava + Murray


    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:08 No.16567491

    Sooo... my idea.

    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:09 No.16567496
    What about daytime? What if some monster decided to attack you during daytime.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:09 No.16567498
    Coily and Mildred
    >Mildred is clearly a sick fuck
    >Convince her to turn everyone else on the island into living dicks
    >Have Coily go around and touch them all
    >Dicksplosion shower
    >Threesome with Mildred and Coily after Mildred makes me acid and dicksplosion-proof.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:09 No.16567500
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    Sup guys
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:10 No.16567505
    Develop narcolepsy.

    Eat marshmallows and end their shit.
    >> Oso T. Werebear 10/09/11(Sun)03:11 No.16567510

    Security is a very good idea but what if you're attacked when you're not sleeping?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:12 No.16567521
    Nope, Mildred still dislikes you.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:15 No.16567537

    Moments like this are why I love /tg/ and it's gettin' shit done attitude.

    You got a problem? /tg/ will find a way around it.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:20 No.16567569
    Everyone keeps saying Coily for her acidic spit, so they can carve out labrinths or shelter or whatever, but realistically.
    >'Keep licking that rock Coily! There's no shade out here, its been like three hours, and I'm bored and me and Rolf need a place to play vidya'
    >'Bu-But Onee Sama... My tongue is dry... Sooooo Thirsty... p-p-p-please let me take a break,
    >'Hahaha, silly Coily, you can rest once we have shelter! You wouldn't want me and Rolf to die would you!?'
    >'NO! Onee Sama cannot die!' *Starts grinding her dry and bleeding tongue against the surface of the rock* 'I still... I still get to taste you after this? R-Right Onee Sama?'
    >'Uguu... S-sorry Onee Sama' *Continue grinding rock with her bleeding tongue*

    >Not being confident enough in your survival techniques to ignore needing someone who makes shelter, fire or food
    >Not taking Womba Womba and Murray
    I just sleep all through sundays

    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:22 No.16567582
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    ...You're alright anon.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:26 No.16567601
    >'I still... I still get to taste you after this? R-Right Onee Sama?'

    Well shit


    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:36 No.16567653
    If that's the case then that would be the best time since she would be so dry-mouthed by the time she was done that she couldn't burn you.
    Also in this scenario her acidy spit isn't as strong so the Coily/Gilligan combo works.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:40 No.16567676
    Cantelo because he seems to be the most well-rounded in that he's simply loyal and will do whatever you want it to.

    Murray, because sleep-protection? YESPLZ.

    And Rolf. Because God damn it, I'll need a friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:41 No.16567679
    Murray and Coily.
    Murray is a cool guy.
    Coily because I have a fetish for half-snake women.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:41 No.16567682
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:45 No.16567701
    I choose the ones that have been chosen the least in this thread.

    I wana be special
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 10/09/11(Sun)03:47 No.16567708
    Well, which are they, then?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:47 No.16567709
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    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:48 No.16567715
    I don't know I'm noting reading all these posts. I'm not maid of time you know
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:50 No.16567725
    I feel like Hell Rider and Gilligan need to be switched in this image. Hell Rider is barely getting picked.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 10/09/11(Sun)03:51 No.16567730
    Bullshit, yes you are.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)03:53 No.16567740
    I game the system by getting five friends to play this game with me and together we get all 12 sidekicks.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:00 No.16567772
    Rolf and Cantelo because they are the most fuckable with the least amount of danger.

    I can handle everything else myself I watch liked every episode of Survivorman and read Hatchet in elementary school. I'm basically an expert.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:01 No.16567780
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    I like the cut of your jib.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:01 No.16567782
    boleslava and murray

    boleslava because fuckign mashmellows bitch, is that a goddam pillow? fuck yes masterbaiting toy

    murray? i want my fucking sleep mother fucker a bitchin' bodyguard of night demons is kickass he even kills disease carrying mosqutios! fuck yes why do u even need shelter?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:02 No.16567787
    Hell Rider got picked a lot in the first thread before everyone realized how easy it would actually be to gank him.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:04 No.16567797
    Why do people want to fuck the dog-thing so badly?

    It's not human, it's not even a furry, which I could see being picked. It's an actual (imaginary) animal. Do you people fuck your dogs too?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:06 No.16567811
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    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:08 No.16567819
    ... Why are so many people here wanting to fuck the dog-antelope-thing? Good lord.

    /tg/ - Zoophilia
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:09 No.16567823
    I would add Boleslava to the loved side, too. It's been picking up recently.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:10 No.16567826
    The pony threads on /co/ have gotten me so used to the fact there are people who want to fuck straight up animals that i didn't even notice that.

    It's kinda weird now that you mention it. It doesn't even talk
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:10 No.16567827
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    >on /tg/
    >doesn't want to fuck it
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:10 No.16567829
    Because they alienated everyone else with what they did to Coily so now the desperate are devolving to furfaggotry/bestiality.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:14 No.16567851
    Everyone wants to fuck the dog thing because the only other two female things are either ugly or had new rules added to it to make it so you can't fuck it.

    If you draw girly eyelashes on a thing someone is gona want to fuck that. the poor desperate bastards
    >> SirBriggz 10/09/11(Sun)04:15 No.16567858
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    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:18 No.16567873

    I don't go to /co/ regularly, certainly not for ponies, so I guess that's my "problem". Bleh.

    But with Mildred you could get hate-sex! That's like, the fifth best kind of sex.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:19 No.16567878
    Gilligan and Rolf.

    Gilligan can occupy the water source and produce food, and Rolf can keep me sane in the human social condition way, which will most likely result in a lot of sex in-between game sessions. I'll be the primary defender of the group, but as long as I'm fed and happy, I'm good for that.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:28 No.16567928
    murray + boleslava = super cool dreamy funtime marshmallow mystery meat adventures.
    I would get fat as fuck and be asleep 110% of the time
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:35 No.16567978
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    Can't sleep
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:46 No.16568037
    I can see Mildred being tsundere.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:49 No.16568055
    Why is Womba Womba wearing high heels?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)04:59 No.16568109

    Those are the shoes of his people.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)05:16 No.16568246
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    >google snake-girl
    >receive pic related
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)05:20 No.16568267
    Try searching for lamia instead. Here's something to get you started.

    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)05:22 No.16568276
    Wel, juding by abilities of some of thsoe guys, there are some dangerous stuff goes on this island. So if you chosen copanions just for comfort, then yo uare dead.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)05:24 No.16568293
    >'I still... I still get to taste you after this? R-Right Onee Sama?'

    >> !XI5X8J6zOM 10/09/11(Sun)06:41 No.16568740
    >implying you dont just do it like this:
    >implying the thread didnt already 404, making the link shit anyway
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    pic related, you very smart annon
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)08:07 No.16569218
    Somehow while lots of people have picked them individually, no-one has picked the obviously best team

    Coily and Murray

    -Can delve a lair for you and find underground clean water source
    -Seems capable of speech
    -Is your specific fetish, though much like regular women you will never get to realize this.

    -Never worry about mosquitos while sleeping again
    -Also food
    -Can protect you from Coily while you are sleeping
    -Pretty cool guy, could make a great penpal
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)08:11 No.16569236
    Coily and Binky.

    As stated in the /co/ thread; my primary goal would be to find a way to let Coliy lick me all over and not be severely injured.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)11:19 No.16570073
    >Not taking Coily and Murray.
    That being said if worst comes to worst, one could use Coily as a flail and create some kind of cock-slap-fu. Murray just gets shit done when it's real scary.
    >> PuzzlesMcFuzzles 10/09/11(Sun)11:32 No.16570167
    I'm thinking bones and womba-womba. Womba could protect you, except on Sundays, and bones could do a lot of the work.

    If you wanted to go for XTREME POWER you could have Murray and Hell Rider. Hell Rider rides around and beats the shit out of everything, and Murray slaughters in your sleep.
    >> PuzzlesMcFuzzles 10/09/11(Sun)11:35 No.16570186
    Someone should run a quest thread. Whoever gets, trips, or maybe rolls a certain number, picks an ally. Once we have both of them, we can continue on to adventure!
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)14:36 No.16571323
    Using this logic
    Cantelo give me magical powers
    Cantelo fly us home
    Cantelo let us live forever
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    With me, it's because I am legitimately attracted to them.

    AND Cantelo can consent-and I'd make sure he/she/it was consenting first, not just "obeying"-which makes the whole thing considerably less creepy.

    Admittedly it's still creepy, yeah. But it's not as bad as "is it rape if it can't talk?"

    Also you are all now realizing that Cantelo is named after pic related and is a recolor of Monster Rancher's Tiger/Blue Gale.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)14:50 No.16571427
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    >not choosing Rolf

    Seriously, I hope you guys. Don't do this.

    You only need a Binky or a Womba Womba or something to keep you safe. Rolf can help you with gathering resources or building shit, Rolf can play vidya and tabletop games with you, Rolf can stay up late into the night with you talking and joking, swimming beneath the stars and exchanging blowjobs without melting your dick off with acid saliva.

    Rolf is truly companion of the years, all years. Enjoy going insane from solitude, Rolfless fags.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)14:53 No.16571440
    Womba Womba.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)14:59 No.16571471
    get murray and womba womba
    sleep all sunday
    >> ಠ_ಠ 10/09/11(Sun)15:03 No.16571498
    Bones & Cantelo.
    Bones because he seems a bit of a legend, and has the dexterity (see: hands) to be able to be able to construct housing and shit.

    Cantelo because Bones can't protect me/refuses to kill things for food. And also seems to be bro-tier.
    >> pinkmawile !!BfgNt0j+IPD 10/09/11(Sun)15:04 No.16571503

    Good thing I have a ring of acid resistance.

    Definitely Coily and Boleslava

    Good thing this isn't /v/
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:06 No.16571523
    I would bring Rolf and Murray.

    >Murray for night protection and free food
    >Rolf for entertainment and companionship
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:08 No.16571534
    Fuck that noise. If i want to be happy i'll roll with Boleslava
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:10 No.16571544
    In deserted island situations, bisexuality really does pay dividends.
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    Hell Rider OP
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:30 No.16571698
    Surprised nobody has noticed the following technicality.

    When the description of a companion says "you," it is describing the person that has picked them as a companion. For example, "Womba Womba: will defend you from any hostile beings."

    Mildred doesn't like you if you choose her as a companion. The most powerful being on the island is better off being an occasional contact that doesn't mind you rather than a common contact that dislikes you.

    If you dismiss this technicality, you have left mildred's impact a mystery. If she doesn't like me, then why would she use her powers to help me? This brings up the question of what is entailed by choosing a character as a companion. It doesn't itself provide loyalty as implied by the partners that are loyal, does it just mean proximity? If so, why don't you just take your two companions to meet a new one?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:32 No.16571710
    The only thing specified is that they are friends.

    Mildred doesn't like you very much. She's still your friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:32 No.16571712
    Gilligan for food and light, he can stay in the river/ocean so he doesn't dry out.

    Rolf because he's pretty damn cute and I'd be happy to end up making a few "joystick" related jokes once I seduce him.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:35 No.16571731
    The OP back in the original /v/ thread stated the DLC was as follows:

    1. A genderswapped Rolf
    2. All the HFAV have party hats on
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:38 No.16571743
    >parody of CHOOSE YOUR PARTY threads like BroQuest
    >/v/ and /tg/ take it seriously
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:38 No.16571746
    >The only monstergirl is designed to be unfuckable
    Well a Cantelope is fine too.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:40 No.16571764
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    Stupid meandering analysis complete.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:43 No.16571795
    Bones and Binky.

    Bones coordinates Binky to build my vast empire
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:46 No.16571811
    also because they just seem the nicest :3
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:47 No.16571813
    Gilligan and Rolf. With my constant supply of food, light and vidya, I'm naively hoping I can team up with someone who took friends geared for defence and form an unstoppable team.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:51 No.16571832
    Coily and Cantelo.

    Fuckin' 'em both.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:51 No.16571836
    So when will the battles vs the other islands start?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:52 No.16571839
    With Womba Womba not only do you get protection, but you can also know how many weeks have passed.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)15:56 No.16571867
    >Onee Sama
    You just went full baka there.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:01 No.16571905
    >Take Coily
    >Become dorf
    >Prosper! Wait for migrant wave
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:04 No.16571921
    Just Cantelo with a polearm

    you know why
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:07 No.16571946
    Coily and Bones. Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:09 No.16571963
    You want to fuck her with a halberd!? You are sick!
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:10 No.16571974
    Can I just pick Bones and nobody else? I'm pretty sure I can handle myself, he just looks like he'd be a cool guy to have around as a pal.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:14 No.16572001
    Womba and Rolf

    the vidya would really help with my sanity
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:18 No.16572024
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    I actually lol'd at that IRL.

    But I think his idea is based on the idea that Cantelo may be able to act as a steed.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:27 No.16572090
    >flower hat

    Seriously what the fuck. Bones is clearly a frail, slow moving, extremely protective grandma.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:28 No.16572097
    Didn't the /v/ thread have classes for us when we did this?
    Or am I thinking of something else.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:31 No.16572115
    That was a separate idea that wound up in the same thread. You're talking about like the shamans and spies and all, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:31 No.16572121
    So who are the guaranteed fucks? Cantelo for definite, probably Rolf and Boleslava. Coily you could fuck but it'd be fatal. Binky you could probably manipulate into fucking.

    Who's the best?
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:33 No.16572136
    Right, yeah I guess so I went to bed right after seeing it though. So I didn't think about it much.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:38 No.16572177
    Murray Bones And Boleslava

    I have Bones drag my bed trough my enemies base as I sleep with Boleslava as my pillow with marsmellows in my ears so I dont hear Murray kill everyone.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:40 No.16572191
    Boleslava marshmallow ass brings a pleasure so strong that man cannot comprehend.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:40 No.16572193
    >Bones the pacifist
    >protective grandma

    >implying grandmas don't whack you with a spoon or whatever the hell that's nearby when you do something bad
    >implying a grandma wouldn't fuck someone up bad if they could to protect their kids/grandkids

    He's more like a really subservient slave, and not the bad kind, the kind that you kept in your house and basically became part of the family, just above pets but below the kids.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)16:43 No.16572215
    Murray, Womba Womba and Bones. This is about safety and survival, so epic an defense team and Bones who can gather food/perform various tasks for us with no risk of permanently dying. If all other things fail, mystery meat is GO!
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)17:08 No.16572451
    You only get two.
    >> Anonymous 10/09/11(Sun)17:33 No.16572666
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    >choose loyal antelope mount
    >acquire wolf-girl waifu

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