What chapter is that cup from?

He stole it from a blank!

>>16584896
Why, none of course. We Blood Ravens are well-known for manufacturing our own plain white mugs.

>>16584883
when are you going to get your own codex?

OH FUCK. NOT YOU! WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BUT BLOOD, AXES, AND SKULLS, LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!

>>16584906
When we stop following the Codex Astartes so closely.

In other words, never.

>are well-known for manufacturing

>>16584910
I'm enjoying your fashion statement, ex-brother.

>>16584947
Yes....Enjoying it very much.

>>16584910
I hear you take skulls for Khorne.
We take skulls too.
Our former Chapter Master had a thing for Khorne.
I hear you have a skull that needs taking.
Look down, back up! I have it.

Oh, I remember you guys. No, that big metal man in my garage is just some art I'm working on. He's not a necron...

>>16584940
Say, your hood looks to be capable of shielding battle-brothers from most grievous of wounds.

>>16585036
It doesn't work like that.

>>16585004
Necrons aren't a threat to a battlebrother with swiftness of hand such as mine.

>>16584883
Oh shit! Um... Uh... H-Hi.. I mean- What an unexpected surprise, my lord. I am Lieutenant Wikes, at your service. I'm afraid we don't have much of interest to offer, but you are more than welcome to this owl...

>>16585004
Of course that's not a Necron. It's an Age of Strife Titan-prototype.

>>16584883
HO, Battle brother! I thank you for the beans you left us during your last visit to Fenris. The coffee is most delicious. Tell me, what chapter did you procure them from again?

>>16585091
>>16585091

Whatever would we need an owl for, Lieutenant?

>>16585172

Oh, I just thought you wouldn't want to leave empty handed, my lord

>(is that the one we found after the warp storm?)

SHH.... Oh, never mind him, my lord. Janos hasn't slept in days, I'm afraid.

>>16585165
The Salamanders, the beans were roasted in their grand furnaces. I'm trying out a new hairstyle, battle-brother. Thoughts?

What is going on in this thread....?

>>16585202
What rule of the holy Codex Astartes are we breaking, Ultramarine brother?

>>16585221
That's some handsome hair you have there.

>>16585221
YOU MOTHEFUCKER

I FINALLY I FOUND YOU AFTER MONTHS

GIVE BACK MY EVERYTHING

>>16585266
Tch, falling for a blond?

>>16585221
A fine lox, dear brother. I do believe you're ready to join the Long Fangs, now.

I'm on the verge of death from an excess of alcohol and cocaine. I crave a dick and/or vagina and/or tentacle.

>>16585245
Simplying discussing recent events in our chapters of course. Does anyone smell something funny?

Just as planned

>>16585266

Thankyou, and fine horns to you, even if you are a Slaneeshian whore.

>>16585295

>>16585282
But that's not just a blond. That's Thor.

>>16585322
You're not claiming there's a god that isn't the Emperor, are you, Guardsman?

>>16585275
Surely you have me confused for another, warp-cursed daemon. Perhaps you should acquire a dental plan if you wish to speak with me more.

>>16585295
Actually BattleBrother, I think that is an Alternian Xeno, not a Slaaneshi.

>>16585211
>Sir, it's doing it again....

(Oh, Emperor, get it away...) Um, yes.. Well. Perhaps we can find you a more suitable gift...

>>16585316

>ITT: Simulacra Time.

>>16585326
calm down, no one said anything about ther being other gods, he's just saying who the fellow who gifted his hairstyle to captain diomades is

>>16585326
Sir no, sir! I do believe he is a legendarily mighty hero of Terra, sir! Not one of the Emperor's finest but mighty nonetheless, sir!

>vow of silence

>>16585282
Cyrus my old friend! How have you been.

>>16585361

RED WARRIOR NEEDS MOISTURIZER BADLY

>>16585364
HE'S ASSIMILATING PIECES OF EVERYTHING INTO HIMSELF!
IF THIS CONTINUES FOR MUCH LONGER, HE'LL BECOME UNSTOPPABLE!

I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT

The Blood Ravens didn't come from the Thousand Sons, they came from one of the lost founding legions! The reason their primarch, Gutsbusta Wuzguk, was stricken from the records wasn't because he fell to chaos, it was because he was raised by Orks. His penchant for looting manifested in a geneseed mutation, and that stayed in the only remaining loyalist chapter that came from his legion; the Blood Ravens.

>>16585283
Perhaps, perhaps. I've heard you have electrifying personalities.

This thread looks completely fine and heresy free; and where is kyras? I need to give him his morning sponge bath.

>>16585334

My lord, here on Lorus IV, we guardsmen are trying to study and save some local wildlife from the recent warp hazard.

Here, how about this adorable infant turtle? Careful, he tends to spew puffs of warpfire from his mouth...

>>16585402
WHERE IS MY HAIRAIRIUM!?!?

>>16585394
he cant steal this! GO MY MINIONS, KILL THIS SLAVE TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

I believe you should stop stealing things from other creatures, it's quite rude of you to do.

i am conversing with a lovely young lass while i paint my new scouts

>>16585322
>>16585322
I've heard good things about the guards. Their armor could use some work though.

>>16585437
After spending a few minutes in the chapter forge, I've created a better suit of armor for the Guardsmen. Fashionable too.

>>16585443
Is your chapter forge a machine for making cups?

>>16585443

Give me that cup, soldier, you've had too much to drink.

>>16585266
FEFERI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? DID I NOT GIVE YOU SPECIFIC ORDERS? NOW SCRAM!

>>16585348
>>16585348

Your armor seems to be ineffective at camoflauge, but blue is such an alluring colour...

>>16585443

You.... YOU!... Back, foul mongrels, this one is MINE!

>>16585473
ogod, its on now. im calling my bookie

>>16585379
You should loosen the drawstrings on your helm, brother Spaniard.

>>16585482
Ahem, brother: isn't camouflage the colour of cowardice?

I'M GONNA SONIC HIM!

I'M GONNA DO IT!!

>>16585506
The Codex Astartes supports the use of camouflage.

Oi! Traitor scum! Cut that out.

>>16585415
A truely mighty companion. And he likes coffee!

>>16585527
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

This entire thread is just full of heresy and it looks like i'll have to be the one to purge it.

>>16585504
Greetings, brother Diomades! I have reports from inquisition that you've been tainted with heresy. I told them I couldn't imagine yo-

>>16585533
by the order of inquisitor Rayash you will die for your heretical ways and for allowing the manifestation of the archenemy

>>16585423
>>16585426

We Blood Ravens would never steal. What are you two talking about?

I'M TRYING TO TAKE A BLOODY DUMP

WOT

WOT

>>16585550

>>16585483
Lovely inscriptions on your equiptment, battlebrother, but what seems to be the problem?

>>16585550
You son of a BITCH. I'm taking you down, Brother. Brother Templar, GET HIM!

>>16585543
Purge what, exactly? Have I commited an act of heresy?

>>16585596
heresy doesnt begin to describe what you have done traitor.
>>16585546
brother its good of you to join us

>>16585596
LOOK AT YOURSELF BROTHER! YOU HAVE BECOME A MUTANT, TAINTED BY THE WARP

>>16585596
>>16585612
You've also got a Warp Spawn in your mug. I'm sorry, brother, but it has to be this way.

Can't we all just get along?

>>16585546
Brother Inquisitor! So happy to see you. It seems theres been a grave misunderstanding; I've been accused of heresy. Take a look, I have nothing to hide! Just avoid the pile of stolen weapons, and under the stolen titan.

...There could be spiders and such.

>>16585328
YOU SHONSH OF BITSHEHS

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

Please brother, submit to the Inquisition!
For your own good!

>>16585548
Brother, surely a trial is in order. I am Diomedes! I have proven my faith to the Ruinous Pow-I mean the Emperor hundreds of times over!

>>16585619
how dare you steal relics from us
i will tear out your heart

EVERYBODY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Frank? Yeah, i need the odds on whats happening on channel 364.601. You see it? Yeah, 50 grand on the longest shot, in the big pool...yeah i kno what happened last time, just do it!! yes, you can taek your 15% cut. lator. *click* ok, carry on.

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge

In fealty of the god-emperor, our undying lord, and by the grace of the golden throne, I hereby declare exterminatus upon the imperial thread 16584883.

I hereby sign the death warrent of an entire thread, and consign dozens of pics to oblivion.

May imperial justice account in all balance.


The Emperor protects

>>16585647
I lost it.

>>16585563
Good of you to join me, fellow Blood Raven! Tell these interlopers that they will not stop be from slaughtering in the name of THE EMPEROR THEY WILL FIND ME INNOCENT OF ALL HERESY IS WHAT I MEANT.

>>16585660
took em long enough

>>16585619
All loyal sons of the Emperor, HEAR ME! I don't know how in the Emperor's holy name he did it, but this cretin has stolen THREE Templar barges, one of which was our sacred Eternal Crusader, along with all of my chapter brothers and neophytes and our sacred relics still aboard! This heretic must be STOPPED!!!

>>16585660
>accidently collides with bridge
fuck, the things i do to gamble... welp, its all going to the E-Day present for the Big E, so onwards!

>>16585612
Lies! Lies and slander! I shall add your skull to the skull GOLDEN THRONE OF THE EMPEROR. I AM NOT ASCENDING TO DAEMONHOOD THAT IS HERESY.

(PS: Are we getting close to image cap?)

>>16585678
Are you sure you didn't accidentally gift them? Its a common mistake, I hear.

Is it just me or is exterminatus being called for every other thread now a days. I remember when exterminatus was a big deal, and you could't just go waving around death sentences for entire worlds. Its all so crazy I say!

animooted coffee heresy

>>16585691
listen to your brother and roll over and surrender yourself to the ordo maleus

>THIS THREAD
>mfw

>>16585691
nope, just 80 images at the moment

>>16585670
Your weapons seem rather vintage. I'll inspect them to make sure they are up to Imperial Standards, battlebrothers.

>>16585710

ARCHIVE. NOW.

>>16585699
I will not have heresy in my thread!

>>16585758
but brother diomedes, you ARE a heretic!

EVERYONE! I HAVE DISCOVERED HIS WEAKNESS!

If we ignore him, just for maybe even five minutes, five short minutes, he will fade, and die. That is his weakness. He HAS to steal to live!

>>16585773
I am the Emperor's will.
I am the night.

>>16585711

Lieutenant Wikes again, my lord. I have here another rare specimen. It appears that this humble rodent has begun to grow spines when we attempted to cleanse the taint from him. Perhaps you would like to procure him for your chapter?

>>16585781
DEAR GOD, HE MUST BE A KENDER

>>16585709

>>16585828
LOOK AT YOURSELF BROTHER! LOOK AT WHO YOU ONCE WERE! SEE HOW FAR YOU'VE FALLEN!

I cannot save your soul, brother, but I can save you from what will happen id you continue down this path.

>mfw this thread
Glorious.

>>16585781
One more piece of the puzzle is required for me to ascent to full daemonhood...There is no stopping me now.

Don't worry we're here now and we'll see to it that this heretic is dealt with.

CONTINUE THE ASSAULT, REINFORCEMENTS ARE COMING!

>>16585828
Oi! 'umie, wat's 'is I 'ear bout you lootin' otha 'umie's?

>>16585854
Did... did he manage to steal that mug from under his OWN nose?

They've gone too far, they've stolen from themselves!

>>16585878
HATS FOR EVERYONE

Once I get these calibrations right and reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, we can lock him permanently in another universe. He will be there problem now, just give me a bit to fix this...

>>16585878
THE FINAL PIECE!

MY ASCENSION BEGINS!

>>16585907
You better have that sonic screwdriver on a chain. A lanyard, at least.

>>16585907
SIR, PLEASE STOP, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE PROPER OFFERINGS TO THE MACHINE'S SPIRIT!

>>16585922
EVEN IN DEATH I CAN KILL PETTY THEIVES

>>16585922

One more step, you insane brute, and you'll be sent to another universe, where there is little to steal but pocket lint! It's big pocket lint. Pocket lint of giants, but pocket lint nonetheless. ANYWAYS, you will be sent there. Now, either go MY WAY... Or... *points to inquisitors* Go there way! You choose, madman.

I WILL END THIS.

>>16585922
By the emperor, what have we done?>>16585922

WILL THE IMPERIUM AND THE DOCTOR COMBINED BE ABLE TO STOP DIOMEDES THE ASCENDENT?

WILL MACHA EVER GET LAID?

CAN LOVE BLOOM ON THE BATTLEFIELD?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....

BLOODY MAGPIE Z

Alright who gifted Diomedes the cloning machine. We have to get that thing back to Kreig pronto.

>>16586006
Right, thread ends here, archive this bitch

BLOOD... FOR THE BLOOD GOD....
SKULLS....FOR THE SKULL THRONE...
LET THE GALAXY.....BUUURRRRNNNN

AND WHEN IT BURNS....WE SHALL DEFINE...RIGHTEOUSNESS!

>>16586032
But how else are we going to find out where all theses Diomedes' came from.

>>16586044
Wait until the next episode

For now, I gather my strength....But tommorow, THE HOLY TERRA WILL BE SPLIT IN HALF BY THE THUNDEROUS POWER OF RUIN.

Of course, Mighty Turtle will bring the Emperor to his KNEES.

GLORY TO THE RUINOUS POWERS.

>>16586094
>>16586039


No heresy here folks, move along.

That's a wrap, everyone. The make-up servitors need repair.