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    61 KB BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)17:19 No.16593866  
    Fellow chaos minions! I, Diomedes of the now-corrupted Blood Ravens, set out for the Holy Terra this eve! For now I gather numbers. Who will join me on my quest to end the corpse-emperor's reign!?

    And as always, blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Let the galaxy burn!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:23 No.16593903
    Oh yes. "Follow me on my little romp to Terra" meanwhile a flock of bloody magpies will be at our fortresses "gifting" themselves all of our shit. No. Nope. Not going to happen. Fool me once shame on you ect. I have a better idea: fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:24 No.16593907
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    >> James Joyce 10/11/11(Tue)17:25 No.16593915
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    Oh Diomedes, you so crazy.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)17:26 No.16593923
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    >>16593903
    Brother, what could I steal of yours that the Ruinous Powers have not already gifted me? Just look at this mighty axe that I was loaned from mighty Kharn.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)17:30 No.16593958
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    >>16593915
    It seems my mechanical partner here has taken a liking to your stylings, machine spirit.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:34 No.16594006
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    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:37 No.16594028
    our chapter was recently gifted the emperor
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 10/11/11(Tue)17:38 No.16594046
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    Chaos Corrupted Magpies? Oh Fuklaw, just when I thought it couldn't get anyworse.

    ... Oh. Fuklaw is here. Yeah, it got worse. Fuckit, I'm staying in the Archives and having a drink. Slightly safer there.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:39 No.16594056
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    >>16594006
    >>16594006
    Where did you get that marvelous chest piece, little warrior?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:42 No.16594088
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    >>16594046
    Such hair growth on that one. It'd be a shame if something....Happened to it.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/11/11(Tue)17:43 No.16594091
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    Hey there.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:43 No.16594096
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    Why doesn't he just have the Custodes gift him the Throne?
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)17:49 No.16594146
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    >>16594056
    >>16594088
    Both me, forgot trip.

    >>16594091
    You are no False Emperor, for he is but a rotting corpse. Who are you, imposter, and why should I not strike you down in the name of Chaos?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:50 No.16594153
    >>16594091
    Diomedes will steal the warp and the chaos gods will die.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)17:51 No.16594165
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    >>16594096
    Trust me, I've tried. They're notoriously hard to convince, especially if I don't have the proper bling. Speaking of...
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:52 No.16594172
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    Ok, ok listen up, Diomedes. I'm Melkor the Morgoth. Ever heard of The Lord Of Rings? How bout Sauron remember him, the Dark Lord? Yeah? Sauron is my bitch. I'm the first, and original Dark Lord. My hammer Grond strikes to the core the earth whenever it hits the ground. My power is unrivaled here on the mortal plane. I stand twenty fucking feet high! Everything Chaos has done, I'M THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO INVENTED IT!

    What can you take from me, for atop my Iron Crown are the Silmarils, three brilliant jewels which contain the unmarred light of the Two Trees. So how can you steal anything from me when I boast such a mighty prize on my very head.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:53 No.16594182
    >>16594172
    You are such a nice him gifting him such priceless jewels.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:55 No.16594197
    >>16594182
    >nice him
    My grammar is falling apart. That should be "nice man."
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)17:56 No.16594209
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    >>16594172
    >>16594172
    You'd have to be missing your eyes for me to steal something from you, Lord Melkor.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:00 No.16594239
    >>16594172
    >inb4 Melkor gifts Grond to the Blood Ravens
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:05 No.16594286
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    >this whole thread
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:07 No.16594302
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    >>16594209
    Good. Remember your place.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:07 No.16594305
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    this blue haired chick with some interesting headgear said hey a while back
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:08 No.16594311
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    >>16594286
    >>16594286

    Yes, siantz is what we Chaos Boyz employ best...perhaps you would join us in our fight against the...." 'umies?"
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:09 No.16594317
    >>16594302
    he stole his eyes, lol
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:09 No.16594318
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    >>16594302
    He stole your eyes bro.

    Me, am thief proof.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:14 No.16594367
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    >>16594305
    Hope you don't mind that I took your subdermal implants, I need to control the massive psyker energy latent in my new form.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:15 No.16594379
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    YOU THIEVING MAGPIES! I WILL SMASH YOU INTO OBLIVION WITH MY HA-

    WHERE IS GROND?
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)18:17 No.16594404
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    >>16594318
    What could you possibly have for me to steal, ogryn?

    It's almost as if no one trusts me.
    >> MissingNo 10/11/11(Tue)18:18 No.16594415
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    >>16594367
    STEAL ME. DO IT. DO IT YOU PANSY BLOOD RAVEN! CATCH ME AND ADD ME TO YOUR COLLECTION!
    >> Guardsman Anon 10/11/11(Tue)18:21 No.16594431
    >>16594415
    Holy christ I'm actually afraid of what might happen if this goes the way I think it will.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)18:23 No.16594441
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    >>16594379
    I dunno.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)18:30 No.16594497
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    >>16594415
    Again, we Blood Ravens, even if we have fallen to Chaos, do not steal! It is ungentlemenly!

    ....Wait what's happening to my servo skull.
    >> Not Not LongPoster 10/11/11(Tue)18:31 No.16594503
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    >>16594441
    Hey Diomedes, here is a nice, shiny ring, just for you. How bout you put it on, I bet your like the results. And nice eyes by the way, they go along with your skin complexion nicely.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:34 No.16594528
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    >>16594503
    OOOOHHH A SHINY!
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)18:34 No.16594531
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    >>16594503
    Neat helmet.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)18:37 No.16594546
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    >>16594528
    I can't steal anything from a Squat because they don't actually exist anymore.

    I MEAN WE DON'T STEAL.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:39 No.16594567
    >>16594528
    Fucking Kender.
    >> Sauron 10/11/11(Tue)18:41 No.16594577
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    >>16594531
    Come on, you like gifts right? Take the ring, you'll love it. It increases your power by twice what it normally is. There are zero negative side effects, just take the Ring, it's my way of saying thanks for taking care of my boss.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:41 No.16594578
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    Alright, I have had just about enough of you. I am sending you to that other universe I was talking about before. Nothing to steal there but lint, and you'll fade, and you'll die.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:42 No.16594583
    >>16594577
    See >>16594096
    You've been defeated.

    >>16594578
    You've come to give him more gifts? How generous.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:45 No.16594607
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    >>16594583

    He stole my other bowtie, my FIRST bowtie... The one that I stole. I must make him go away. I will do so with any. Means. Necessary. Now be a good chaos chap and step over onto this platform.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:45 No.16594612
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    >>16594578
    Now, just where did I leave my sonic screwdriver.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:47 No.16594624
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    >>16594607
    Hold on a minute...who are you?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:48 No.16594633
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    >>16594624

    Hello. You cried me out.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:50 No.16594650
    Why don't the blood ravens just get Terra gifted to them?
    >frodo.png
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:50 No.16594651
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    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:51 No.16594659
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    >>16594633
    Hang on, if you're me than we have have just crossed our own time streams which means...

    Where's my TARDIS!!!???
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)18:52 No.16594671
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    >>16594624
    Yes, just who is he? He's obviously not as fashionable as Tenant's doctor.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:53 No.16594684
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    >>16594659

    Doctor, that doesn't matter. We need to stop this maniac before he steals all of the Imperium!!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:54 No.16594695
    >>16594684
    I'll have you know he's not stealing anything. You people just give very generous gifts and unfortunately forget about them.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)18:55 No.16594699
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    >>16594651
    What ravishing locks of hair.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 10/11/11(Tue)18:55 No.16594705
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    >>16594651
    Maybe you can help us with this Traitor .
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:56 No.16594708
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    >>16594684
    >>16594659
    Who the hell are you two?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:56 No.16594710
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    >>16594659
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:58 No.16594735
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    >>16594091
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:59 No.16594737
    >>16594684
    I'll handle this.


    SPACE MARINE!!!!

    I brought you these chains, they are yours for the taking. Definitely not unbreakable chains made of white dwarf neutronium.
    >> synthonym 10/11/11(Tue)18:59 No.16594744
    >>16594705

    Where on earth is Carmen Sandiago's hair?
    >> Sauron 10/11/11(Tue)19:00 No.16594749
    TAKE THE RING! JUST TAKE IT! YOU KNOW WHAT! TAKE MINE! JUST TAKE MY RING! LOOK AT IT DANGLING HERE! TAKE IT! THIS IS A GIFT, TAKE IT!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:01 No.16594762
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    >>16594708

    YOU! Help us fight this monster before he steals your jacket!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:01 No.16594763
    >>16594749
    Damn it Sauron read the thread. Frodo gave him the ring.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:01 No.16594764
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    Gotta say, I respect a guy who knows how to accessorize with trophies.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:01 No.16594765
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    >>16594165
    See
    >>16594749

    He already took the ring, it's on the visable ring finger.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:01 No.16594767
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    >>16594745
    This jacket happens to be highly fashionable, thank you very much!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:02 No.16594775
    >>16594735
    >>16594767
    So does God-Emps's jacket. Buttoned? Heck yeah, I want that.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:06 No.16594799
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    >>16594775
    Please, he couldn't pull off this look in a million years. Trust me, I've seen it!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:06 No.16594806
    >>16594767
    Fashionable indeed.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:06 No.16594808
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    Now just what the bloody hell is going on in here!?

    >Sam Vimes vs. the Blud Ravens
    >Heaven or Hell, let's rock!
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:07 No.16594814
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    I've never been a huge fan of plaid, personally.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:08 No.16594823
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    >>16594799
    >he
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:08 No.16594826
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    >>16594799

    All right, that's well and good, but he is still a thief. Help me defeat him please? And then I will put you back into your correct timestream!
    >> Sauron 10/11/11(Tue)19:09 No.16594831
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    >>16594765
    No he couldn't have taken it already otherwise I would, oh shit.

    MAAAHHHGGGGPIIIEEEE!!!!!!!
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:09 No.16594835
    >>16594808
    >>16594808
    Fine smokables are such a rare occurance in the Warp. Enjoy your cigar, my friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:09 No.16594836
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    >>16594814
    So you don't want it 'gifted' then? I don't know whether to be relieved or insulted!
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:10 No.16594843
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    >>16594808
    A rare occurance, yes....
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:12 No.16594863
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    Alright. Since the others aren't helping, I am just going to throw you into that other universe that I was blabbering on about.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:13 No.16594875
    >>16594863
    uhh...

    how are you doing to that without your sonic screw driver AND tardis?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:13 No.16594880
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    >>16594863
    STOP RIGHT THERE! These men are under my jurisdiction!
    >> Mouth of Sauron 10/11/11(Tue)19:14 No.16594888
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    My master Sauron the great demands that his Ring be returned to him. He wants his gift back, now. Do it quickly our you shall risk facing the wrath of Mordor.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:15 No.16594897
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    >>16594863
    Yes they do seem to be missing don't they.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:16 No.16594903
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    Found my sonic! See? Was in my coat pocket where it always is. And I don't need it for every last thing. NOW, off you go, chaos-spawn!
    >> Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V 10/11/11(Tue)19:17 No.16594907
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    I brought you a gift, Diomedes.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:17 No.16594912
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    >>16594880
    Are you threatening me, sir?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:18 No.16594919
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    >>16594897

    YOU'RE SO FAST!! How...
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:20 No.16594937
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    Hwee brought Hyou a Geeft too great Dhyomedeesh
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:21 No.16594950
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    Stole yourself son.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:21 No.16594961
    >>16594937
    >>16594907
    Keep them, I have very little room and you are more expendable than a Daemonic Prince such as I.
    Though your clothes are not a necessity, are they?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:22 No.16594968
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    >>16594912
    No, I am informing you that if you do not get out of the way, I will have you arrested for...
    "Impeding the enforcement of the law, sir."
    Thank you, Carrot.
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)19:23 No.16594985
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    >>16594950
    dear throne hes going to reach a singularity and kill us all.
    WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS

    ALL THOSE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR STAND BY ME
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:25 No.16594994
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    >>16594985
    I stand with you!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:26 No.16595007
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    >>16594968
    Hlord! Shall Hwee Ehleemenat Thees Hloyalest?
    >> Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V 10/11/11(Tue)19:26 No.16595009
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    >>16594985
    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DAEMON PRINCES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING THREAD!
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:29 No.16595038
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    Boom, warpstorm. Good luck getting reinforcements.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:29 No.16595040
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    >>16594985

    I'm on your side.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:29 No.16595048
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    Oi! Dis Git iz tryin' ta kill da 'umies world. Why is we not krushin' 'im and 'is lot?
    Come on boyz! WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:31 No.16595059
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    >>16595038

    We can still escape and call for reinforcements.
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)19:33 No.16595077
    >>16594994
    >>16595009
    >>16595040
    so there are heroes amongst us good we will need you to do anything in your power to stop them

    >>16595048
    *points to >>16594950*

    >>16595038
    little did you know an entire ordo malleus fleet is above the world
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:33 No.16595078
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    >>16595059
    Hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your phone.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:33 No.16595079
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    >>16595048
    Would you not have more fun slaughtering hundreds, if not thousands, of space marines and their allies instead of a single daemon?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:34 No.16595084
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    >>16594985

    You have my sword.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 10/11/11(Tue)19:34 No.16595087
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    >>16594985
    HE STOLE MY HAIRARIUM!! I STAND WITH YOU!!
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)19:35 No.16595092
    >>16595048
    dont listen to >>16595079
    es da biggest dat means es da ardist, which means ell put up da real fight
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:35 No.16595093
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    >>16595077

    I took the liberty of going back in time and gathering up the entire British army, stuffed them into the TARDIS, and brought them alllll back here. Now there's another force to stand against you, Daemon!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:36 No.16595101
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    >>16595092
    Conserting with xenos are we?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:37 No.16595109
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    BATTLE BROTHERS!
    Space Marines, Today, the enemy is at out door. we know our duty and we must do it!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:38 No.16595117
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    ONWARDS, LADS! FOR THE DOCTOR, QUEEN, AND COUNTRY!
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)19:38 No.16595118
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    >>16595101
    would you rather fight orks and a daemon or just a daemon, you decide
    >>16595084
    >>16595087
    >>16595093
    good good more reinforcements i have several cadian regiments on the way as well
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:39 No.16595125
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    >>16595118
    Hey, let me land you a hand too.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:40 No.16595134
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    >>16595059
    Bring me... My other jacket.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:41 No.16595136
    Brains?
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:41 No.16595142
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    >>16595093
    Yes, most effective.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:41 No.16595144
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    >>16595079
    We is gunna crush da big 'umie first, ta prove we is da toughest, den we is gunna crush da rest of you lot!
    WE IZ GREEN AND GREEN IS BEST!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:41 No.16595145
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    >>16595136
    Brains...
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:43 No.16595153
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    >>16595117

    "Oy, this inspires me! We'll make this into a wargame in the future! Humans against monsters, completely original."

    "Games are for children. YOU ARE MEN! OF THE QUEEN! OPEN FIRE!!"
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:43 No.16595154
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    >>16595007
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:44 No.16595163
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    >>16595154
    Wait let me try that again.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:44 No.16595164
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    You're cornered on all sides, daemon. Give up, and give the people their things back.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:45 No.16595170
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    >>16595164
    No I was just screwing with you, get back in line.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:46 No.16595177
    >>16595164
    wait we have eleven saving us?
    dammit why couldnt it have been 10
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)19:46 No.16595178
    >>16595125
    >>16595144
    i thank you for the quite questionable help

    >>16595142
    somebody ram a battle barge into him
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:47 No.16595184
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    >>16595164
    ....Fiiiiiine. I was just foolin' around anyway....

    We cool bro?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:47 No.16595194
    >>16595177

    He was helping, dunno where he went...
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:48 No.16595199
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    YES. WE. ARE.
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)19:49 No.16595203
    >>16595184
    no you must (unfortunately) give the chaos guy from yesterday his stuff back, then you will be coming with me
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:49 No.16595210
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    >>16595178
    We know when we iz needed 'umie. and look at all the Dakka dat 'umies got. he's tryin' to out loot us! me boyz and I are gunna show him why no one out loots da orks
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:51 No.16595223
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    >>16595203
    I was hoping you'd forget about that.

    Can I at least keep this gifted baneblade?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:52 No.16595231
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    >>16595177
    AHEM!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:53 No.16595241
    >>16595184
    Wait, we won?
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)19:53 No.16595245
    >>16595223
    *loads storm bolter*
    >>16595210
    the hell are you implying xeno?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:54 No.16595254
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    >>16595231

    Don't worry, six, I acknowledge you. Thank you for helping me out here.

    >>16595223

    BLOODY MAGPIE! You're so silly, here, have a fezz!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:55 No.16595262
    >>16595245
    We'z gunna loot dat fancy cup a 'is.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:56 No.16595271
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    >>16595262
    Oi! I forgot'z me pictua
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)19:57 No.16595276
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    >>16595254
    Glorious gift, Comrade Doctor.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:57 No.16595278
    You would think corrupted Blood Ravens would sneak about giving things back
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 10/11/11(Tue)19:58 No.16595294
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    Wait what? A Bloody Magpie actually giving things back? I don't believe it...
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:03 No.16595342
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    >>16595294
    It's true, we've changed our ways.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 10/11/11(Tue)20:03 No.16595346
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    >>16595254
    >>16595276
    FOOL, ITS GOING TO START ALL OVER AGAIN!!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:08 No.16595380
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    A challenger appears...
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:08 No.16595385
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    >>16595346
    Don't be foolish.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:09 No.16595394
    >>16595342
    Oi! Your old cup is mine now 'umie! I looted it from da page with da help of me weirdboyz. now Da Mekboyz gunna fix it up real good!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:10 No.16595405
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    >>16595394
    Almost forgot me looted cup
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:10 No.16595408
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    >>16595380
    Those are probably for trick-or-treaters. I'll have your hands for theivery!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:13 No.16595432
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    What have I done...
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:13 No.16595433
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    >>16595408
    >bloody magpie
    >punishing someone for stealing
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:14 No.16595445
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    >>16595408
    >this thread

    in the name of the emperor i sign the death warrant for the thread 16593866
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:15 No.16595458
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    >>16595445
    Uh, bro, you're busy so I hate to interrupt you. But we kinda started moving people to another planet and all.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:15 No.16595459
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    >>16595405
    Very well, but I require a gift from you to make it even. What would you like to gift me?
    >> Mouth of Sauron 10/11/11(Tue)20:16 No.16595464
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    My master Sauron the Great thanks thee for returning his Ring.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:16 No.16595465
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    >>16595445

    There's nothing I can do...

    *Gets in TARDIS before exterminatus begins*

    VROOOOOOOP VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOP
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:19 No.16595501
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    >>16595445
    i personnally believe it is waste to destroy an entire world but it is imperative that we destroy this foul magpie
    >>16595458
    ill get to your world next
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:22 No.16595533
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    >>16595459
    You don't mean *this* TARDIS, do you?

    VROOOOOP VLEOOP
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:22 No.16595544
    >>16595533
    and the cycle continues
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:24 No.16595553
    >>16595533
    You realize he can summon that back with his key?

    You also realize that he is still in it?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:24 No.16595556
    >>16595533

    Missed your tardis dude - doctor seems to have chipped.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:25 No.16595575
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    >>16595459
    well da boyz haz a Skullhamma tank we found just muking about in dis tread, but you wouldn't want...
    Why's me face feel strange?
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:25 No.16595581
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    >>16595501
    with the life eater spent it is time to unleash the firestorm
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:26 No.16595585
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    The King of Kings demands tribute from this thread!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:27 No.16595598
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    >> Dr. Fluke Hawkins !NFbC/Kci56 10/11/11(Tue)20:29 No.16595625
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    >this thread again
    Such glorious heresy
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:30 No.16595636
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    As Grand Moff and High Poobah of the Inquisition, I demand a halt of this exterminatus.
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:30 No.16595640
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    >>16595581
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:33 No.16595677
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    >>16595640

    >>16595636
    i see through your lies daemon, and besides you are too late
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:35 No.16595695
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    >>16595585
    Neat bling yo.
    >> Knight Brother Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:35 No.16595700
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    >>16595677
    we are almost complete
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:36 No.16595711
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    >>16595695
    FOUL THING
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:37 No.16595722
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    >>16595695
    Which one a you 'umies took me Jaw plate! I worked 'ard on dat!
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:37 No.16595725
    >>16595677
    Aw well. I was on the Litany of Litanys Litany the whole time. MAYBE NEXT TIME, INQUISITION. For now I'll keep this nice mug.
    >> Knight Justicar Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:39 No.16595733
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    >>16595700
    and thus the thread was reduced to nothing more than a lifeless ball of ash and rubble. and thou the daemon may have been killed in flesh his wicked soul is still out there rotting in the warp, waiting to be "gifted" a new body with which to continue his rein, and due to this clear fact we will never cease this crusade
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:41 No.16595750
    >>16595711
    >>16595711
    Man you guys are loaded. I could make a fortune off you.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:42 No.16595755
    >>16595733
    ANNND the grey knights fuck up once more.

    Typical.
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:42 No.16595758
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    >>16595750
    Yes, I believe a fortune could be made off of you.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:42 No.16595767
    >>16595733
    Looking familiar, but I can't seem to place it...

    Wait, that's no moon!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:43 No.16595775
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    TAKE THIS MR. MAGPIE!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:44 No.16595783
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    >>16595758
    Treacherous beast of darkness, your thieving hands will but hacked off for the glory of the King of Kings!
    >> Knight Justicar Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:44 No.16595784
    >>16595725
    mother fuc- wait a second
    if your not on this planet who the fuck was!!?

    *looks at data slate*
    ....well fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:44 No.16595787
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    >>16595758
    I'z is gunna get me boyz, and when I get's back we iz gunna CRUSH YOU! and I'll get me jawplate back
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:47 No.16595806
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    >>16595783
    >>16595783

    Wow, even your soldiers are styling. Just look at those shoulder pads.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:50 No.16595832
    >>16595806
    The men earlier were soldiers! The man you just stole from was a noble!

    AND NOW YOU FACE MAN

    YOU WILL BE BURIED IN WARRIORS OF THE TRUE MASTER OF CREATION
    >> BludRayvan !!Rou0YeScM8D 10/11/11(Tue)20:51 No.16595838
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    >>16595787
    I stole no such thing. But I was gifted this paper from your back pocket.
    >> Chapter Master Kyras 10/11/11(Tue)20:53 No.16595840
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    >>16595806
    diamedes were in khornes name are you my bubble bath needs warming
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:53 No.16595848
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    >>16595832
    BURIED UNDER A WAVE OF SPEARS
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:54 No.16595870
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    Hey, magpiefag, /lit/ here. You forgot our gift. You forgot it like a hundred times.

    It's James Joyce as a little boy - here, it's for you.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:56 No.16595886
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    >>16595838
    ME LUV NOTE!...
    I mean... and 'oo duz dat note belong to? I ain't never wrote in me life, but you should hand it ova ta me anyway 'umie
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:57 No.16595899
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    u mad
    >> Knight Justicar Vilhem 10/11/11(Tue)20:58 No.16595908
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    i must bring in more ships....
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)21:05 No.16595975
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    I'll just leave this here. Surely it'll perfectly safe.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)21:24 No.16596173
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    I'm gonna get my Atlas out from behind this bush and kick your Heretic ass, daemon!

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