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Ok, ok listen up, Diomedes. I'm Melkor the Morgoth. Ever heard of The Lord Of Rings? How bout Sauron remember him, the Dark Lord? Yeah? Sauron is my bitch. I'm the first, and original Dark Lord. My hammer Grond strikes to the core the earth whenever it hits the ground. My power is unrivaled here on the mortal plane. I stand twenty fucking feet high! Everything Chaos has done, I'M THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO INVENTED IT!
What can you take from me, for atop my Iron Crown are the Silmarils, three brilliant jewels which contain the unmarred light of the Two Trees. So how can you steal anything from me when I boast such a mighty prize on my very head.