Coily and Gwendolyn obviously cause they are prettiest

Kazoo and Bones for the love

Murray and Womba Womba. We're gonna stomp the shit out of everyone else on the island.

>Gwendolyn
>"Turns flesh into diamond on contact with her hands"
>"Makes hurtful remarks about you"

Jesus Christ, why didn't he just go ahead and name her, "Sloppy, humiliating throat-fuck"?

Three of the Friends have new hidden properties:

Womba Womba
>Inept at any tasks that do not involve fighting.

Coily
>While apparently female, Coily does not posess any gender-defining characteristics.

Rolf
>Self-powered television is also included.

>CHOOSE YOUR ALLIES thread
>all of the desireable females are obviously LOOK AT ALL THIS WAIFU YOU CAN'T HAVE
Yes. This is how it should be.

>>16657874
why u no allow waifu?

I think we need a fifth new friend, to get rid of the gap at the bottom-left.

i am from /d/, apparently female but lack of gender is still a huge turn on so im still with coily.

Gwendolyn is essentially rape bait, you are a horrible person for making her.

Thats said i am still sticking with Coily and Cantelo
Cantelo is a Huge Bro

Much better

gwendlyn-frostbite yuri.

>>16657874
>>all of the desireable females are obviously LOOK AT ALL THIS WAIFU YOU CAN'T HAVE

Except for Cantelo, of course. She'll perform any task, after all.

Still Cantelo and Gilligan.

I imagine the latter with the most ridiculously affable Rasta accent. Like, you hear it and you can't help but smile.

Also why would anyone choose Gwendolyn

Diamonds are useless on a desert island and nobody likes a bitch.

>>16661612

Some people like bitches

How does anyone not choose Mildred and Cantelo? Cantelo is the bro-est of bros, your best friend. You'll have this incredibly strong bond to her and she'll save you under any circumstances.

Mildred on the other hand, can do fucking anything to secure your safety and health. Downside? She doesn't like you. You make a deal with her using Cantelo as the middle man. You can promise Mildred safety in multiple ways using Cantelo's powers/loyalty, so Mildred doesn't have to risk her own well being in certain situations. In return Mildred and you can just have a truce.

Unstoppable fuckin' team imo.

Mildred + Boleslava

Mildred doesn't like you.
Boleslava erases her negative thoughts.
You now have a best friend who can do anything, and you're both always happy.

>>16661665
>You make a deal with her using Cantelo as the middle man.

Cantelo cannot speak

>>16661718

You don't need her to talk. You talk on her behalf. She's unquestionably loyal. She'll do whatever you want her to, ie. protect/heal Mildred.

Was going to color, but am going to bed

fucking Mildred...

Cantelo & Archie

Murray and Womba Womba.
Sunday is sleep day.
I shall rule this island and use my semi-satisfactory wilderness survival skills I learned back in that summer camp to get us by.
Then we're gonna have to start killin'.

>Pick Gwen and Mildred
>Mildred gets sick of my shit one day
>starts casting the spell to blow my brains out
>At the last sec, Gwen pushes me out of the way
>takes the hit for me
>as she lays dieing in my arms she reveals she loved me all along
>I tell her I love her and hold her close
>pull off her glove and touch it to my check
>we start turning into diamons
>"Like this... we will be like this forever..."
>Bittersweet end

What happened to Cactus Juan?

>>16661953
genius.

>>16661820
This is my dream setup.

(But in my head Cantelo is large enough to be ridden)

>>16661944
>Not visiting cruel and terrible punishment upon her murderer first
>2011

>>16662151
Hug Mildred too.
And then the next survivor washes ashore with their two friends, and finds a diamond statue.

op image is starting to get pretty fucked up artifact-wise. It needs to be remade in .PNG but I'm missing the original clean images for frostbite and cleptsy, anybody else got em

Duct tape Boleslava to Archie.
Archie never gets depressed, builds structures 24/7.
Crush my enemies with the iron fist of INDUSTRY!

Obviously the best choice.

>>16662670

Gwendolyn and Frostbite.

Both will be necessary to survive considering my Finnish and Scottish blood. (Assuming tropical island) and I'll make my way into Gwendolyn's life and heart.

If not Tropical, Gwendolyn is being replaced with Archie or Coily for construction potential.

As for poor little Frostbite, We'd melt each others hearts'. Figuratively and Literally.

Although, If I had Gwen and Frosty both near me at the same time, could I touch Frosty without killing her?

And does Coily's corrosive spit affect skin as well? Because Rock and Skin have different chemical make-up and what affects one won't necessarily affect the other.

"Hey, Archie, let's go talk to Cleptsy."

"Hey, mind if we borrow a matter-less replicator?"

>Get Replicator
>Start replicating food/water/fun stuff.
>Archie builds a house
>LaughingTraders.png

Coily and Archie.

Archie is indestructible, and thus safe from any wacky corrosive spit misadventures. Between the two of them I should be able to hollow out an invincible underground fortress.

>Gwendolyn
Useless. Character. Ever.

>Not picking Rolf

Seriously now, besides bringing videogames to maintain your sanity, he's cute and useful for those lonely nights when you just want to be intimate with someone.

Goddamit we have talked about this.
You pick boleslava and mildred and use boleslava on her. She becomes docile. Willing to do whatever you want her to do.

And then it begins. Mildred will kill any foe's brain. That means the rest of you fuckers. That's right. I use her to kill you and using boleslavas, I calm your companions. I systematically defeat and capture companions, creating an army that the world has never seen before.

Binkies will gather up resources whilst Archies will create a flying castle of tyranny and opression. Murrays will protect me whilst I am asleep, a Harem of Rolfs and Gwendolyn will keep me amused as Cleptsys arm my army with superior alien technology.

Bones will be the front line, marching forward, capturing people in a non-lethal and harmless way. Mr Peppers hurling fireballs, Frosbites conjuring diamond sharp ice, Doom riders an expendable cavalry, with a line of Womba Wombas armed with alien swords slowly moving towards the frey. Gilligans will be useful in underground or night battle, or even as beacons for the ranged attackers.

Cantelos will keep me young and healthy. Some coilys will create an underground secret base, whilst others are siege engines, digging underground fortifications to topple them. Mildred and Kazoos will keep my army fed and strong, whilst I have a line of Mildred as a defense.

I will not be incarcerated for four years, I will choose when I will leave. I will return to the world that I came from.
And I will be its ruler.

>no ones pick rolf and murray
HELLLLO~ Guys! Just dropping by to friendly reminds you that you are fucking NERDS, unable to save your sorry ass in survival condition. At worst you're fat and a bit autistic. At best you're a skinny beta with acne. Rolf will provide you company and entertainment. Murray will protect you from any treat while you're the most vulnerable. And he'll ALSO get you food.

Face it, with these two it'll be just like home.

>>16664626
But that is not the end. I will take over the world with force, if necessary. And I will abolish hunger. Poverty. I will create a world, not of scarcity, but one of abundance.
One where creativity and intelligence is rewarded.

A benevolent giving ruler, who will usher the world to a new age. An age of enlightenment and adventure. These companions will bring not merely us, but the world, into adventure and fun.

Everyone seems to forget that Gwendolyn turns Flesh into Diamond with a touch.

She doesn't seem like much but she is a perfect assassin in disguise. Get her to warm up to you and there you go.

That and if this is a Tropical island, her cooling effect will be invaluable if you took no-one else to help you stay alive in the heat.

I ask Cleptsy for 2 replicators and 1 machine that can produce machines.
That or Coily.

Murray basically takes care of shit.

thennnnnnnn Archie! because robots are cool and he will be my robot friend.

>>16662570
That wont be needed.

I choose Murray and Archie.

Archie can build me a safe fortress (I'll give him plenty of breaks so he doesn't get overworked, just start with something small), while Murray goes out hunting and brings me food. Alternatively, switch Murray for Womba Womba if fighting also includes hunting for food.

>>16665191
Ribbon also plays cheatyfaces and doesn't afraid of anything, which might make playing with her frustrating.

>Picking Gwen

Archie and Boleslava

STRAP BOLESLAVA TO ARCHIE

ERASES ALL DEPRESSING THOUGHTS
ROBOT NEVER GETS DEPRESSED, KEEPS WORKING FOREVER

INFINITE CASTLES

>>16665191
>No horrible effect that prevents intimate contact with her

Doing it wrong. all waifu type characters need some horrible drawback.

Bones and Gilligan. Bros 4 Lyfe

>>16665290
Rolf has no such horrible drawback

>>16665290
Hmm... considering Ribbon's nature, one of her abilities could be that she's completely unlikeable.

Maybe she could have an utter unfuckability aura in the fashion of Macha.

>>16665290
You can touch Mildred, who is the best waifu.

>not picking Archie.

Seriously, the second one doesn't matter because Archie goes well with anyone (though he has special synergy with some), but Archie is without a doubt the bro-est of them all.

A safe place to sleep is priority #1 when lost somewhere away from civilization, and with enough time (and/or Boleslava) he can build you a motherfucking castle. Besides that, he's indestructible and doesn't have any horrible downsides.

Not choosing Archie is just stupid.

>>16660844
you cocksucker

>dobjArt HIV-positive
So right captcha, so right.

>>16665314
Rolf is a bro, not a waifu.
>>16665330
Mildred is ugly

>>16665351
Also Mildred will explode your brain if you touch her.

Why hasn't someone made a quest thread out of this?

>>16665401
As if there wasn't too many quests already.

My plans:

>Gilligan
>Cantelo

>Find flint.
>Make an axe.
>Fell a tree.
>Go find some bone (there's probably plenty on the island.)
>Make a bone saw.
>Make planks from the tree.
>Make a bucket and a big wooden tub.
>Fill latter with former.
>Make wheeled platform.
>Place tub on platform.
>Find vines.
>Make harness, planning to replace it with actual rope afterward.
>Head inland in search of a cave, with Gilligan chilling in his tub (and an extra couple of buckets on the off-chance it breaks)
>Trade pulling duties with Cantelo whenever one of us gets tired

Now all I need is a cave with an indoor stream and I'm set.

Pity I couldn't bring any books. Where There Is No Doctor, the American Boy's Book, and a few others would be invaluable.

Why is this cockblocking: the quest.

Womba Womba is shit tier now.

>>16666389
Because that's what every quest thread should be.
>Waifuquest: The Awkward Sexual Advances on Peniscreatures

>>16666389
Because the creator thought this would be sweet and innocent, so he was wierded out by the unanimity of posters picking one to fuck, so he made it as hard as possible to fuck them. This has been taken to ridiculous levels over the course of several edits (Coily possessing no genitalia), when what I'd have done to keep things sweet and innocent was say "you are ten years old, they are all ten years old". Not that that would stop some posters, but hey.

Basic concept is pretty neat. Feels like some balancing and distribution tables are needed though.

>ctrl+f "hell rider"
WHY IS THERE NO HELL RIDER LOVE
HE IS MY FAVORITE AND I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT A SECOND, WE WOULD JUST GO FAST TOGETHER ON ADVENTURES FOREVER!

>>16666633
agreed. poor Binky is absolute Shit tier, and the only one worse than him is womba womba.

>>16666666

Bones and Frostbite. create a Doc Manhattanesque castle made out of ice, have Bones comfort the ice thingy. Send bones to foray supplies, have Frosty frosting things 7/24. Become isolationist.

>>16666686
Are you fucking kidding me? I hope you get banned. Go somewhere else if you want to get 'gets'.

>>16666679
As for Womba-Womba being shit tier, we just don't know enough about the setting for that to be weighed yet. I know that there are other people on the island, but do we also have to defend ourselves against something else? If so, making a giant inside-a-mountain fortress via Binky an Coily really isn't a bad idea.

>inb4 "touch Frostbite and have Kazoo suck her up"

>>16666619
But they've kept the ability to fuck Rolf and Cantelo, so you just wearily accept that you'll abuse one of them while staring longingly at whatever untouchable waifu you've picked.

>>16666752
Womba Womba was fine before. Good at fighting, strong but not the strongest, assumed basic levels of competence, turns to stone one day a week. That's fine. Play some vidya with him, go hunting, get him to move heavy shit, it's alright. Now he's terrible because he's only good at fighting.

>>16666757
Does he really need to add "PS any sexual contact, even through clothes, results in death"?

>>16666766
He does if he wants Rolf or Cantelo to remain unviolated.

>>16666766
Good point. I guess if I take the alien I can trade for some kind of alien super condom power armor and get it on with the untouchable waifus.

>>16666619
>4chan
>sweet and innocent
>/v/ and /tg/, no less

>Implying I wont just fuck Rolf

Your move, OP

Scary monster that kills things that bother me while I'm trying to sleep, and the yandere bitch with the diamond-making hands.

Spend nights sleeping safely and securely knowing horrible monster thing has my back, spend days raping tied-up bitch and touching crudely-made implements to her hands to turn them to diamond. (Let's see how she likes a nice smooth twelve-inch mud dildo once she's touched it...)

But Womba isn't shit tier.
Pepper is.

>>16666853
Pepper at least has some utility, even if he dies as soon as it rains.

>>16666870
Pepper and Archie. Have him build a shelter right away so that Pepper won't die.

>>16666843
>>>I'mplying that the magic on her hands noes where to stop and woodnt just turn you to diamind to

>>16666878

Pepper dies if he's exposed to water, not just if it rains on him.

Congratulations, you have an erstwhile companion that will not only not be bathing for the next four years, but in fact has never bathed.

EVER.

[nospoilerson/tg/] The eyes THE EYES!

>>16666888
>implying you can spell

>>16666888

Unless she's only touched airborne things before, it must know where to stop or the entire planet would have been turned to diamond the first time she used it on anything.

If you're going to try to be clever, try a little harder. Might as well say "Hu hu hu her ability would never work because she would turn the air molecules around her hands into diamond."

>Kazoo
>Coily
>Underground shelter
>Infinite water
>Infinite hugs
>Fucking fllying!
>Implying anything on a deserted island could harm a flying elephant

Kazoo is simply awesome if you are not a dick. He can do all of Blinky's tasks + solves problem #1 on deserted island: Clean water. Transportation is also cool. You won't get lost and get new shit for your awesome home.

Coily is the most fun to be around + a home inside a deep cave makes me resistent versus weather and seasons. Snow? Intense heat? I don't give a fuck.

Gwen turns flesh into diamond, you illiterate faggots

I'd pick Archie and Gwendolyn. Archie since I am supposed to survive for four years after all, so he can like, build a house or some shit like that, and Gwendolyn since four years sound awfully boring, so I might as well add something with a temper to the mix to keep things interesting.

Fighting and stuff like that I'll probably manage myself (Gwen can help I guess). I mean, it's not as if Archie can't build safe havens anyway.

>>16666937

Only if she's giving you a handjob, you illiterate faggot.

Rolf and Cantelo. Rolf for closeted reasons and plus, brotime and Cantelo because he's loyal as fuck.

I suppose this will need to be updated too.

I can't believe people have any other opinion about this.
The obvious choice is Frostbite + Rolf.
She makes us blueberry snow cones while we play video games all day.
Any time me or Rolf gets in the mood, she makes us some ice bitches to get it on with.
Of course we probably experiment once or twice anyway, and Frostbite wants to get in on it.
But she can't 'cause she'll melt.

Pic related.
MFW dick inside ice bitches.

>>16667047
But it's retarded, why would you put even more work into it?

>>16667154

Some men just want to see the world derp.

>>16667023

This.

this is still the best choose your allies

>>16667338 As furry as this is, I totally want to go on adventures with that turtle.

>>16661808

>delicious lamia flat chest

>>16667601

Om nom nom nom

Okay, I got it. How to use Mildred. (no, using bloeslava doesn't work as she only gets rid of depression, not anger/hate)

Mildred uses magic to make people's brains explode and to conjure food/water. So pick another partner that doesnt have a brain and doesn't need to eat/drink, and Mildred cant harm or threaten that character.... she's useless. So, take Archie or Bones. Archie is the better choice cause he can build you a shelter. Then again, Bones will be more likely to do your bidding all the time and keep her in check.

If Mildred gives you shit, you have Archie give her shit right back. Archie cant physically fight, but that doesn't mean he's a pacifist. Bones is trickier, but she and Archie can at the very least, physically prevent her from entering your shelter. Mildred cant use her powers against him, and she's denied a safe, sheltered place to sleep at yours and archie's/bones' whim. She'll be forced to cooperate with you regardless of how much she doesn't like you. As long as Archie is on your side or if you have Bones, you have power over her.

If you got Archie, enjoy your free permanent shelter, and free, infinite food and water. Bitchin'

>>16667665

wat

>>16667665

Suggested balance changes. What does /tg/ say? Yay/nay?
>1/2

BINKY
- Very strong and durable, can move (and sometimes break) large obstacles.
- Not very clever, can easily be manipulated by friend and foe alike.
- Has no depth perception.

MILDRED
- Powerful magic user that can conjure any food and drink.
- Can use magic to instantly slay most foes through brain explosion.
- Magic prowess does not diminish with repeated use.
- Does not like you and will only help when it suits her fancy.

BONES
- Very loyal and will follow most orders without question.
- Does not need any sleep, food or oxygen.
- When destroyed, Bones will reanimate after 24 hours regardless of how it was destroyed.
- Bones is a pacifist and cannot purposely harm any living being.

MR. PEPPER
- Capable of conjuring and manipulating fire.
- Conjured fire can incinerate foes and obstacles.
- Mr. Pepper is immune to the effects of fire and heat should he choose to.
- Will melt and die if exposed to too much water.

GILLIGAN
- Is a constant source of light.
- Can produce 40 pierogi every 24 hours of any desirable flavor.
- Gilligan will die if it goes ten minutes without drinking water.

HELL RIDER
- Very fast and invincible when riding.
- The horse will explode if it stops moving.

WOMBA WOMBA
- A powerful warrior that will defend you from foes.
- Does not speak, but can understand you.
- Transforms into a statue every sunday.
- Poor at tasks that does not involve combat.

CANTELO
- Unquestionably loyal and will perform any task (though it might not succeed).
- Will not speak, but can understand you.
- Cantelo can sacrifice itself to cure any wound or disease.

MURRAY
- A powerful beast that manifests while you are sleeping.
- Will kill anything that wishes you harm while you are asleep. This includes mosquitos.
- Murray will occasionally leave piles of mystery meat for you.

>2/2
COILY
- Has corrosive saliva that can dissolve stone and metal.
- Apt at creating stable underground tunnels.
- Thinks that you smell nice and wants to lick you.
- Coily does not posess any gender-defining characteristics.

BOLESLAVA
- Erases all depressing thoughts within a certain radius.
- Can be used as the most comfortable pillow in existence.
- Poops marshmallows.
- Effectively weightless and can be swept away by harsh winds.

ROLF
- Possesses one self-powered TV, game console and three games.
- A good sport and will always enjoy playing games with you.
- Inept at fighting and cannot defend anyone in the party.

ARCHIE
- Indestructible, but cannot fight.
- Capable of constructing buildings and similar structures with high efficiency.
- Disappears when overworked. Time gone is proportional to the amount of work performed.

KAZOO
- Loves to give hugs and is lovely to hug.
- Can purify, store and transport large amounts of water with it's body.
- Can fly you back to your home on the island once every 24 hours.
- Will melt from sadness if you perform an evil act.

>3/2
CLEPTSY
- Can provide you with advanced alien technology, exceptional at it's intended function but will quickly deteriorate with use.
- Only one piece of technology can be provided by Cleptsy at any given time.
- Only one piece of technology can be provided once every six months.
- Cannot defend itself or other party members.

GWENDOLYN
- The climate around her is always pleasant (does not affect rain).
- Will turn anything that touches her hands into brittle glass.
- Knowledgeable but will not perform any physical labor.
- Constantly makes hurtful remarks about you and will become enraged if you touch her.

FROSTBITE
- Can conjure frost and ice of almost any size and shape. Conjured ice will completely melt away after six hours.
- Can produce an infinite supply of blueberry snow cones.
- Prolonged touch will cause her to melt.

>implying field too long

>>16663527
you forgot to add

-will punch you in the groin really hard every time you ask him to play poker

>>16667338

What thread is this from? I don't remember seeing it. Did it provide any descriptions of the characters at all?

As for this thread, I'd take Cantelo and Archie. Archie to build a shelter while Cantelo and I have bro-ventures for supplies.

>>16668076
>>16668104
>>16668097
This is just a shittily balanced as the original. Which is probably the point, it's a fucking choose your friends game. It doesn't have to balance.

>>16668398
Come on then, contribute if you can.

I would play games with Ribbon and Rolf, and we would have fun. :3