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    32 KB Binding a Daemonhost Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)17:49 No.16687872  
    Good afternoon, /tg/.

    This is acolyte Bob. Acolyte Bob has fallen into disfavor with his Inquisitor (namely, me). You see, on his last outing for the Inquisition, Acolyte Bob fucked up pretty hard. After willingly ingesting psychotropic drugs in a Slaaneshi cultist's flophouse while undercover, Acolyte Bob completely surrendered his soul to the Prince of Excess without even knowing it.

    How, you ask? He fucked a goat. Two times. In both holes. Then he killed it and ate it and adorned his junk with its lifeblood. The order in which these events occurred is unclear to me, but the heresy inherent in them is unmistakeable. Acolyte Bob is a thrice-damned fool, and no longer useful to me as he is.

    So, here's the plan. Let's use the condemned acolyte to summon a daemon and bind it to our service! Will it be a horrifying, agonizing end for this once faithful acolyte? Oh, yes it will!

    Roll 1d100 to get this shit started!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)17:52 No.16687907
    rolled 5 = 5

    Its hard to get good help these days. Well when HR sends you lemons, make lemonade!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)17:52 No.16687909
    rolled 100 = 100

    Just the roll? I'm confused
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)17:53 No.16687926
    rolled 26 = 26

    Poor poor Bob.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)17:56 No.16687958
    rolled 16 = 16

    BETRAYER! A deserved fate.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)17:58 No.16687981
    rolled 44 = 44

    Ass fucking a goat to death is bad now? It's just a goat. At least he ate it when he was done rather than letting it rot like some hunters do. Waste of good meat.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)17:59 No.16687988
    rolled 21 = 21

    You know, using someone who has already pledged his soul to Slaanesh as the ritual sacrifice/bodily vessel for a daemonhost might not be the best idea. That daemon is totally not going to be bound, and will probably rape you to death with Bob's possessed body.

    Just saying...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:00 No.16687999

    And so Bob was spanked for being naughty.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:01 No.16688010
    rolled 19 = 19

    Isn't summoning a daemon also heresy? Are we killing a heretic in order to commit MORE heresy?
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:02 No.16688016

    Oh sweet God-Emperor, what have we done...

    Well, Bob... Or whatever Bob is becoming... Is contained. For now. But I must admit, despite our precautions, the binding didn't go very well... In fact, it went so poorly that you might say ol' Bobby is completely unbound.

    >I require nine separate people to roll 2d10 in order to determine just how badly this monstrosity is going to fuck us all up
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:03 No.16688029
    rolled 74, 84 = 158

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:04 No.16688035
    rolled 6, 7 = 13

    Well, let's get started then.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:04 No.16688037
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    rolled 5, 8 = 13

    Emprah perserve us!
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:04 No.16688040

    That's 2d10 that I need, not 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:05 No.16688047
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    Congratulations, Inquisitor. You created an unbound daemon host.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:05 No.16688048
    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    Hoping for the daemon breaking free and taking us all to the Warp for a big party!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:05 No.16688050
    rolled 9, 7 = 16


    Let's see then.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:06 No.16688059
    rolled 9, 1 = 10

    Whoops, I certainly misread that.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:07 No.16688073
    rolled 4, 7 = 11

    No worries.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:10 No.16688096
    rolled 9, 1 = 10

    Half way through writing this post, /tg/ became a red board for me.

    This is a bad sign re: the daemon, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:14 No.16688137
    rolled 9, 5 = 14

    Haha, my earlier roll has doomed us all!
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:18 No.16688169
    Behold our creation /tg/, and despair.

    Weapon Skill: 32
    Ballistic Skill: 32
    Strength: 55
    Toughness: 40
    Agility: 26
    Intelligence: 80
    Perception: 61
    Willpower: 90
    Fellowship 19
    Wounds: 30
    Psy Rating: 8
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:19 No.16688181
    Is that good?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:19 No.16688188
    rolled 95 = 95

    /tg/ has been a red board for me for about a week. So has /co/ and presumably the rest of the blue boards that I haven't checked. It often stays blue for half a second until the page finishes loading.

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:19 No.16688189
    rolled 9, 10 = 19

    >90 willpower
    >Psy rating 8

    Whelp... time to reroll the universe. This guy just ruined the last one
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:20 No.16688195
    Abandon all hope! Our souls are damned!
    Shoot yourself while you still can!
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:20 No.16688197

    Eighty intelligence, ninety willpower...

    She's one clever girl.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:20 No.16688201
    rolled 7, 8 = 15

    click the godamn style button at the bottom of the page >_> Yotsuba is red, Yotsuba B is blue
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:21 No.16688207
    What's the daemon's personality?

    Is it a fun loving daemonette who wants nothing more than to tempt us into the service of the dark gods? Or, you know, a khornate daemon set upon claiming our skull and spilling our blood?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:22 No.16688216
    rolled 4, 5 = 9

    With those stats definitely not khorne... likely slaanesh or maybe even tzeench
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:23 No.16688231

    >What's it's personality?

    Haven't gotten that far yet.

    Throne preserve us, /tg/... Bob is... Changing. I need to-- I'm gonna--- HWOOARARRRGLE.

    Ugh... That was... Unpleasant. Forgive me, an agent of the holy ordos should be able to hold down his Throne forsaken lunch.

    >I require six separate 1d100 rolls to determine how "Bob" has changed
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:24 No.16688238
    rolled 37 = 37

    do eet
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:24 No.16688244
    rolled 6 = 6

    I think I read it right, this time.

    Is that... sanskrit, captcha? I can't read that.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:24 No.16688245
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:25 No.16688250
    rolled 76 = 76

    Here we go...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:25 No.16688259
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    rolled 55 = 55

    Pic related.

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:25 No.16688263
    rolled 84 = 84

    This better be good...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:26 No.16688264
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:27 No.16688280
    >>I require six separate 1d100 rolls to determine how "Bob" has changed

    Should we really be calling this thing Bob, even in quotes? I'm wearing a hoodie, that does not make my name Hoodie. Let the poor daemon have the decency of a name, no matter how pathetic it's outfit is.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:30 No.16688299
    rolled 48 = 48

    1d100 names it!
    Rolling to call it Jimi Hendrix
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:31 No.16688307
    He's unchanged.

    Rest assured, the deamon will let us know soon enough.
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:32 No.16688321
    rolled 21 = 21

    Bob's flesh is everchanging, limbs and horrible screaming faces pushing to the surface before being reabsorbed.

    Two horns burst from the skin on his forehead, curling menacingly like those of a ram.

    Long, avian quills begin to erupt from Bob's nightmare form, covering him in a sleek black coat of oily feathers.

    Whatever was left of Bob has now mercifully perished, the daemon leaving no room for him in his own body. The corpse, sensing the absence of its erstwhile master, has begun to molt and rot horribly. The daemon appears indifferent to and unaffected by this.

    Perhaps even more horrifying, despite all the rending changes wrought upon Bob, his face has simply been... Removed. Where mouth, nose, eyes and ears once were, his skull is now clothed in a smooth layer of unbroken flesh.

    >I have discarded the roll of 97 as it results in a daemonhost completely free of imperfections. This would apply retroactively, rendering all previous rolls insignificant. And that my friends, just ain't no fun. I will now roll the final change.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:32 No.16688322
    rolled 18 = 18

    Hopefully he busts out an awesome guitar solo with his teeth.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)18:33 No.16688331

    I suggest Geshtinanna, from the babylonian mythology, a demi-god of autumn vines and wine. Poetess, singer, and interpreter of dreams. Known as "The Lady of Desolation," "The Lady of the Vine," "The Recorder of Hell," and "The Bookkeeper of Heaven."

    The high INT and WILL do point towards a bookkeeper of Heaven...etcetera.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:34 No.16688336
    rolled 97 = 97

    Railroad! Railroad!
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:34 No.16688341
    rolled 32 = 32


    Finally, what were once Bob's hands and digits elongate unnaturally, stretching and thinning until they end in razor-sharp talons.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:36 No.16688351
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:36 No.16688354

    Deal with it, nerd.

    >I now require four separate 1d100 rolls to determine the effects of Bob's daemonic presence
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:37 No.16688363
    rolled 32 = 32

    Railroad! Railroad!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:37 No.16688364
    rolled 55 = 55

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:37 No.16688366
    I propose Samael for a name.

    comes really close to the description.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:38 No.16688369
    rolled 80 = 80

    Rollin' rollin' rollin'....
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:38 No.16688370
    rolled 19 = 19

    Evil triumphs, etc.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:38 No.16688379
    rolled 97 = 97

    Isn't that a pic of Baphomet?
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)18:39 No.16688391
    rolled 98 = 98

    Hoping for "Shedding the blinds from the eyes of mortal", so they go insane by seeing the world as it really is...if such a thing is even possible in Dark Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:40 No.16688393
    It's what I got when having google search for "samael".
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)18:40 No.16688401
    Yup, looks like it anyways.
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:43 No.16688426
    As you observe Bob's transformation in horror, things begin to... Happen. Things which bend and threaten to break your sanity. First, the blood that now coats the floor begins to drip upward and pool on the ceiling, as if gravity itself abhorred this place. Liquefied metal and rust begin to ooze from the walls before mixing with the blood pools on the ceiling. Spiderwebs of frost begin to spread outwards from where Bob is standing--nay, floating now. Your breath clouds in front of you, and you shiver despite your training. Finally, at the eges of your perception, you see--no, you hear something moving. Whenever you try to focus on it, it stops, as if listening back.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:44 No.16688441
    Good thing we won't need eyes where we're going.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:45 No.16688455
    So. Why is this thing so terrifying to fight? It only has 30 wounds. Granted, the psy rating of NINE is pretty damn powerful, but it's likely only got an armor rating of 12.

    If it doesn't go first, what's stopping a group of acolytes from just shredding the thing with autofire?
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:46 No.16688469
    Alright, everyone who has a hard-on for naming this sucker, post your desired name along with a roll of 1d100. Highest roll wins, Rule of Cool may override if a particularly rad name gets a low score. Conversely, if the name you select is completely bumfuck retarded, I will ignore it, despite a high roll.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)18:46 No.16688473
    Looks like the daemon summoned is a really bad mofo. Time to reroll the universe guys....
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:47 No.16688476
    Probably the 80 intelligence preventiing the acolyte from getting in that position.

    Also Psy Powers dude. you try standing up against a blood boil with those levels of rape.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:47 No.16688482
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:48 No.16688490
    rolled 15 = 15

    Jimi Hendrix
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)18:48 No.16688498

    If you think a group of Acolytes are going to put 30 wounds on a daemon like this in a single round, you're in for an awful surprise. Then, when it comes to its turn, heads exploding. Heads exploding everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:48 No.16688500
    rolled 15 = 15

    Baphomet seems pretty cool.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)18:48 No.16688502
    rolled 78 = 78

    Rerolling for this
    I suggest Geshtinanna, from the babylonian mythology, a demi-god of autumn vines and wine. Poetess, singer, and interpreter of dreams. Known as "The Lady of Desolation," "The Lady of the Vine," "The Recorder of Hell," and "The Bookkeeper of Heaven."
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:49 No.16688504
    rolled 72 = 72

    derp, Janus
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:50 No.16688519
    rolled 38 = 38

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:51 No.16688531

    An 80 intelligence doesn't let you Just As Planned your way out of already having the acolytes there to obliterate a potentially unbound daemonhost. If I were a radical (Xanthite in this case?) inquisitor, I'd have at least four acolytes with hellguns trained on old Bob's body. Meltaguns, if I can swing it, and since I'm an inquisitor, I can swing it.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)18:51 No.16688533
    rolled 48 = 48


    And yes. Activate each and every possible failsafe. This thing cannot be allowed to remain in the real world for one second longer. I hope that the summoning took place on a dead moon with a ship ready with cyclonic torpedoes overhead.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:51 No.16688535
    rolled 17 = 17

    My vote goes to this.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:52 No.16688549
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:52 No.16688552
    rolled 76 = 76

    Ginnungagap, "The Yawning Abyss"
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:52 No.16688557
    rolled 21 = 21



    Got it from mashing my keyboard and deleting some letters for coherency
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)18:53 No.16688568
    rolled 1 = 1

    dooooooooooood, have you ever faced one of this things?
    they are dead incarnate
    I mean, look at that Psy Rating
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:54 No.16688570
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:54 No.16688572
    rolled 56 = 56

    Mister Mxyzptlk
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:55 No.16688587
    rolled 10 = 10


    its from my captcha
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:55 No.16688593
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)18:56 No.16688595
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:56 No.16688598
    rolled 10 = 10

    Forgot roll
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:57 No.16688608
    rolled 68 = 68

    Re-rolling because that original roll score is shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:57 No.16688610
    rolled 90 = 90

    Tim to its friends

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:57 No.16688613
    rolled 20 = 20

    A million time this.
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)18:58 No.16688614
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:58 No.16688621
    rolled 20 = 20

    Mister Roger Hatsworth, the Polite One,
    a Master of throwing you off your guard with politeness and posh, but then devouring your soul.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)18:58 No.16688623
    You implying that this, this, THING, is female.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)18:59 No.16688631
    Really, isn't the voting done soon?

    More ACTION!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:00 No.16688639
    rolled 24 = 24

    Considering that it seems to be a Tzeentch daemon from its stats and characteristics, it's probably beyond mere mortal concepts of gender.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:01 No.16688642
    True...but with Slaanesh who knows? However, it might have been named back in Babolyn where it took the appearence of a female. Besides, personally I like the thought of an ancient demi-godess returning to the realm of man.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:03 No.16688660
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)19:04 No.16688666

    As you watch in horror, the thing that was once Bob approaches your beloved Inquisitor. Not to be intimidated, he turns a steady gaze on his erstwhile servant.

    What an awful mistake.

    The thing laughs as it boils the Inquisitor's eyes in their sockets, lifting him from the ground and suspending him in midair by sheer force of will. Unable to scream, the Inquisitor merely chokes and gurgles on the surge of blood now pouring from his mouth. Now barely an inch from his face, you are given the impression that, despite its featureless visage, the daemon is smiling.

    Then it speaks; not with a traditional voice, for it has no mouth. No, the daemon instead violates the sacred boundaries of your mind, raping your defenses and seizing control of your own inner voice, its words echoing violently in your head.

    "Hello, little thing. Such a precious little thing. I am Geshtinanna."

    Then, as you look on helplessly, the thing taps its talon on the Inquisitor's nose, almost playfully. The effects, however, are far from it. Beginning at the point of contact, the Inquisitor's flesh violently peels off from his body, exposing the blood, muscles and bones below. His mouth open in a noiseless scream.

    Then, you black out.

    >Thanks for creating a daemon with me, /tg/! Was good times! Hope you had as much fun as I did.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:04 No.16688670
    rolled 46 = 46

    Ask the daemon it's name!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:05 No.16688675
    rolled 40 = 40

    Tim trumps Ted on the awesome scale
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)19:05 No.16688677


    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)19:07 No.16688688
    rolled 98 = 98

    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:08 No.16688698

    Wow...I think that even a Space Marine Killteam would have some major difficulties in taking that...that....thing down.

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:08 No.16688704
    Someone archive this or something
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:09 No.16688713
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    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)19:09 No.16688719
    rolled 93 = 93

    thats the reason we have grey knights
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:10 No.16688728
    Not so fast.
    We still need a physical form for that demon.
    So get out your Demon Hunter at once.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:10 No.16688729
    post has a 666...

    My Emprah, what have we created?
    Exterminatus this planet now.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:11 No.16688738
    True, still. Somehow it feels that this monstrosity with Psyker rating 8...would be able to outfuck anything that Grey Knights would try to fuck with Geshtinanna...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:11 No.16688743
    it's the only way to be sure
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:12 No.16688746
    Everybody, freak the fuck out right now. Just freak the fuck out. Doubles, Doubles Again, and Triples.

    Freak out now. Our doom has come.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:12 No.16688747
    6 is Slaanesh's number.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:12 No.16688753
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    Calling an exterminus on this thread before this unstoppable monstrosity can consume the rest of the board.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:13 No.16688758
    Oh Emprah, I have the 'OH GOOD LORD YOU GUYS FUCKED UP BADLY' Daemon for any Black Crusade/RT/DH/DW games the group I'm in goes into or starts..

    >'Pursugu According'
    Captcha... what?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:13 No.16688763




    Priority Vox to Fleet Command: Confirmation of Diablos Extremus. Inquisitor is dead. Orbital strike on my position, Maximum Prejudice.

    Throne Preserve Me.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:13 No.16688765
    This fucker's going into my Rogue Trader campaign somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:14 No.16688773
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    Also Khrone. His sacred number is 8.

    If Papa Nurgle shows up somewhere, I'll shit.
    >> Bob !!8670113tiRo 10/20/11(Thu)19:14 No.16688774
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    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:15 No.16688784

    Oooh! Sounds fun (Dorf Fortress FUN!), if it does. Do return back to tell us how it all went down.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:16 No.16688793
    Uhm, broseph?
    It doesn't have a face.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:16 No.16688794
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    >implying 3 6's arranged with their circles together isn't the mark or Nurgle.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:17 No.16688799

    >Liquefied metal and rust begin to ooze from the walls

    Isn't rust a sign of decay, and isn't decay Nurgles homefield?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:18 No.16688812
    oh mah emprah,
    we just summoned a daemon prince of Chaos Undivided
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:19 No.16688822
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    Pic related: It's a visual representation of how hard the everyone and everything is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:19 No.16688824
    Anyone want to go at another one, or would that just spoil this? I have the book in front of me.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:20 No.16688830
    rolled 34 = 34

    R'ing drawfaggotry of this beastly scene

    also, all these effects it has could all be psychological mindfuckery
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:20 No.16688835
    Is a Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided even possible?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:20 No.16688836
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    So, pic related?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:21 No.16688840
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:21 No.16688841
    Oh my god, the roll and the request...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:21 No.16688842
    A lot smarter.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:21 No.16688848
    Would sooner spoil Gesthinanna...I mean...look at the stats, look at its effects...look at what Geshtinanna did...

    I would rather see drawfags or writefags doing stuff with this...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:22 No.16688851
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    Are you an idiot?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:22 No.16688853
    That's cool, just figured I'd ask.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:23 No.16688861
    rolled 18 = 18



    Priority Vox to Fleet Command: Confirmed Daemon Manifestation. Launch Orbital Strike on my position now!

    I repeat, Confirmed Daemon Manifestation. Launch Orbital Strike on my position!
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)19:24 No.16688871
    rolled 76 = 76

    we need drawfags and this archived
    >> Random Writefag 10/20/11(Thu)19:24 No.16688880
    Writefag here.

    Could someone give me an idea where to start a story about this Daemon?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:25 No.16688885


    Looks pretty undivided to me.
    I mean, that's essentially what Horus/is was, right?

    Intelligence 80? Willpower 90?
    Could be him.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:25 No.16688886
    yes, YES, Geshtinanna!
    The Lost Lord of the Chaos Gods has returned to us.

    Take me Dark Master of Chaos! Long have we awaited your return!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:25 No.16688887
    Could Grendel take this thing down?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:25 No.16688894
    Your vision is limited, mortal. By the time your boats are in place, I will be long gone. You see?

    Like so. Time and space are one to Chaos.

    ...You appear to have broken. A pity.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:27 No.16688903

    Challenge accepted!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:27 No.16688911

    Faced with such a creature, I would surely kneel before its terrible glory and commit my soul to the ruinous powers.
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)19:28 No.16688921
    rolled 70 = 70

    wasnt Grendel promoted into an Inquisitor?

    this scared me a little
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:28 No.16688927
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    >implying Inquisitor OP isn't really just a pawn of the Changer of Ways.
    >> Random Writefag 10/20/11(Thu)19:30 No.16688937
    I'll guess I'll try and write a story about Geshtinanna, the Dark One.

    P.S. Would Doombreed; Fear, Respect, Hate, Not Give a fuck about a daemon like this? Out of curiosity
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:30 No.16688945

    I've started on a small inqiusitorial debriefing of a commercial freighter captain who managed to survive the manifestion. But maybe...fuck, I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:31 No.16688946
    yes, Khorne himself would give a shit about his master's return.

    See >>16688886
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:31 No.16688950
    God dammit guys, can we go a single day of threads without destroying the entire universe, please?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:32 No.16688963
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    Someone stat us up a Marine Kill Team stat

    Though the captcha omens are not good even for them...
    >four-time owngd
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:32 No.16688968
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:33 No.16688973
    We just had one about a fitting birthday present.
    No universe destroyed there.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:33 No.16688978
    Doombreed is THE daemon prince of Khorne.
    He wouldn't give a shit, even with the thing's Psy Rating 8. He might still hate it, because filthy psyker.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:34 No.16688988
    >a daemonhost with Psy Rating: 8 is a god
    Do me a favor, never play Ascension.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:35 No.16688993
    rolled 90 = 90

    Such thoughts are HERESY!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:35 No.16689002
    Doombreed would probably hate and respect this daemons. Hate, because reality-warping psychic dickery is abhorrent to Khorne. Respect, because this is clearly a greater daemon of some sort.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:36 No.16689009
    oi, it takes a lot of energy to stay in the materium in its true form
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:37 No.16689027
    The only Lord of Change statted, period, seems to disagree.
    He'd have this thing for a snack.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:37 No.16689028
    Uhm, yeah. Unbound Daemonhost get Psy Rating 8. It's not exceptional. It's the standard. Lords of Change have 9.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:38 No.16689037
    The Immaterium is beyond mortal understanding and scope. Daemon Princes and their petty fiefdoms are beyond number. Even the greatest of daemons may escape the notice of other such beings, especially those as single-minded as the slaves of Khorne.

    tldr; Maybe, possibly just hate on general principle


    Geshtinanna! The Faceless One! Master of Madness! The Grandeur of Change and Ruin! Who could gaze upon thy impossible majesty and live? No one! No one!

    Gestinanna! Though you have no mouth with which to utter them, your cries send all to madness! A thousand thousand throats wail your black rites! Gestinanna! You will bless us through the flesh of the deluded and the damned! Flesh and steel warp and tear by your will! Nothing can withstand thy commands!

    Gestinanna! The Faceless Prince of Chaos, the Winged Madness! Change is your creed, delirium your herald and creed! All hail thee! Let all bear witness to thy passing!

    Geshtinanna! Geshtinanna! Geshtinanna!
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:40 No.16689063
    Inquisitorial records from the archives of [REDACTED]

    The subject is a captain of the commercial freighter [REDACTED]

    [REDACTED] - So how did you come to pass to...even survive the incident of [REDACTED]?

    Augustii - I...was just on a regular...Emperor be praised...cargo shipping mission between the inner planets, when I just saw it.

    [REDACTED] - "It"?

    Augustii - Aye...It. It was like it was in my head, my helmsmen also claimed to have seen it, that was...when things started to go bad. Not long after, we picked up vox from the planet below, disturbing vox, least to say. Emperor...

    [REDACTED] - Yes...we know of this phenomenan...but do please continue.

    Augustii - I ordered the helmsmen to lay in a course away from the planet. By a fluke, I guess. We managed to slip by the Imperial Naval ships that lay in orbit. I wish we didn't slip by at all. It would have been better.

    [REDECTED] - Yes...so I could gather from the reports, but do please go on.

    Augustii - *sobbing sounds are heard* By the Throne. It didn't take long before, I guess one of the mentally weaker bondsmen broke. We never knew it before we entered the Warp. By the Emperor...we should never have done it. The heretic started to claim that all is lost and the Emperor was doomed, now that the lost daemon lord returned. I quickly killed him, but it was too late. He had already sabotaged the Geller field generator. They...were everywhere. I gathered what men I still had, and managed to hold of the gibbering monstrosities, all muttering "Geshtinanna"...to allow the surviving enginseer to repair the generator. When we dropped out...we were right back at [REDACTED] and picked up by the Imperial Navy.

    [REDACTED] - Thank you. Don't worry, I think I will find you clean of taint.

    Augustii - I am? Thank you lord!

    *A door opening is heard*

    Augustii - What?! But you said...

    [REDACTED] - Yes, that is why you will get a quick death.

    *Gunshot is heard*

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:42 No.16689079
    Geshtinanna is the God of Chaos Undivided, it the very manifestation of the warp itself!

    Our universe exists on its whim.
    We were able to stat it, on its whim.
    and on a whim it could annihilate the whole of creation.

    What the fuck has that dumbass Inquisitor done?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:43 No.16689088
    rolled 68 = 68

    Soooo it's like sheagorath?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:43 No.16689095
    >this thread
    so let me get this straight:
    >double 6's for Slaanesh
    >Double 8's for Khorne
    >Triple 6's for Nurgle
    How is Tzeench accounted for?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:43 No.16689099
    On a fluff note, this thing would be a fairly "minor" daemon prince. Nasty as daemonhosts go, but at most something on the level of the "Horned Darkness" from Dark Heresy. After all, if it was truly ZOMGPOWAHFOOL, it couldn't be summoned at all without having one of its own servant daemons be called in its stead.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:44 No.16689104

    Beats me. I guess with the very good INT and WP and Psyker Rating makes people ping of high on the Tzeentch meter.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:45 No.16689109
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    All it takes is as little shift in perspective...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:45 No.16689114
    Yeah, a higher level DW kill-team or an Ascension party would murder it senseless.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:45 No.16689115
    another fluff note: Why would the "Supreme Chaos God" be unaccounted for/lost anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:45 No.16689118
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    here, have the full set
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:45 No.16689119
    It's typical of Tzeentch for it to reveal itself through its suspicious "absence".
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:46 No.16689130
    Supreme God of Chaos Undivided? Sounds like someone was taking the ramblings of the corrupted and the cultists a bit too literally.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:47 No.16689138

    I think the astoundingly huge intelligence and psyker rating has that more than covered.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:47 No.16689139
    I mean it. Turn it upside down.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:48 No.16689143
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    ok now what?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:48 No.16689144
    Because its a powerful psychic, with a faceless ever-changing form, covered in feathers.

    Sounds like a daemon of Tzeentch to me.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:49 No.16689147

    Seriously. The statistical improbability that THAT FUCKING POST would have THAT FUCKING NUMBER can only be attributed to THAT FUCKING CHAOS GOD.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:49 No.16689153
    And the knowledge. Infernal librarian much?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:49 No.16689156
    Ahhhh, much better. Now the postnumber.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:50 No.16689161
    hey hey hey guys, we can't just send this thing back into the warp.

    Daemons are weaker into the materium right?
    Well if, and I stress IF, this is infact, a supreme chaos god.
    Wouldn't we be helping it by sending it back?

    That being said, if it was infact lost, then something must've beaten the shit out of it (my vote is the Emprah), so it's possible its in a weakened state.
    So we should try to find a way to contain it and prevent its recovery, without sending it to the warp which would guarantee that.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:50 No.16689162
    I agree, a "Lost God" is waaaay out there in the loony zone. Besides to get powerful it needs followers, no followers no power.

    As it is...Geshtinanna is fun because of the circumstances and the stats with the description of what it did to the Inquisitor Kadsirin.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:52 No.16689177
    Well if the cultists rabbling are true and its a god of chaos undivided.
    Wouldn't belief in chaos be enough?
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)19:53 No.16689188
    rolled 10 = 10

    Geshtinanna is going to the planets which dwells in the very edge of the imperium to gather as many followers she can, all fueled by the promise that she is the very incarnation of the God Emperor
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:53 No.16689189
    I'm inclined to think Geshtinanna is just a greater daemon of Tzeentch who happens to share some minor traits with daemons of the other gods, not the embodiment of a new Chaos god altogether.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:53 No.16689190
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    does that have to do with his five fingers or something? I';m not seeing it. However I am seeing THIS!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:54 No.16689192
    God means very little in the grim darkness of the far future. Daemon princes are worshiped as gods. Even lesser daemons may be.

    On an unreleated note, Chereubel against
    Geshtinanna, final destination?

    We need drawfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:55 No.16689201
    > Besides to get powerful it needs followers, no followers no power.
    What are you talking about? This is where all that faith power of the Undivided Chaos cultists is going to: the return of the God of Chaos!
    She whom the old ones combatted in their bid for superioirty in the days when the warp was calm, and knew the surety of just One God Within All!
    They then bound themselves in unholy pact with for mastery of the warp, once they saw the truth of her nature.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:55 No.16689206
    True...the coincidences are waaay to many to be fully explained or be rationaled away.

    Hmm...that I like. The Emp smacked Geshtinanna early on in his career, after all...the Lady of Desolation and Recorder of Hell was active in ancient Babylon. Thus, threw Geshtinanna away and thus "lost" and now, Inquisitor Kadsirin opened the ways for her.
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 10/20/11(Thu)19:56 No.16689216
    rolled 74 = 74

    please, archive this. I mena, pleaaaaaaaaaase
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:57 No.16689222
    Take this number >>16688666 upside down. This is what they all talked about.

    You will notice the staggering amount of 9s.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:57 No.16689228
    >Babel, when Humanity was united by one tounge
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:57 No.16689233
    Or so the daemon claims. It is a prince of Chaos, or so it appears, and thus arguably a "god" of the Warp by the definitions of the data savants.

    The debate matters little. This beast must be found, its form torn asunder, and its foul essence unmade. Send for the Ordos Malleus. They have much to account for.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:58 No.16689246
    Time to namshub up in this bitch.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)19:59 No.16689251

    Oh...I think I just lost the capacity of rational thought...

    Oh shit indeed. Chaos Undivided is pretty big, and all that power has to go...Somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:59 No.16689252
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    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)19:59 No.16689253
    Nam-shub redirects here. For the concept of the self-fulfilling prophecy used in Snow Crash, see namcub
    In Sumerian and Akkadian mythology Asaruludu is one of the Anunnaku. His name is also spelled Asarludu, Asarluhi, and Namshub.
    As Namshub (shining), he is considered a protective deity, "the shining god that illuminates our path". The Enuma Elish describes Asaruludu as "the light of the gods". Another version states he is "the wielder of the flaming sword" and "ensures the most perfect safety".
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:00 No.16689256
    Guys, don't ruin an awesome Daemonhost with mary sue bad fluff. Please.

    Apocolyptic daemon prince(ss)? Awesome. Mary Sue, God of Chaotic faggotry and bad fluff? Not so awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:00 No.16689262
    Bad fluff? But we're about to dig into babylonian mythos!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:01 No.16689267
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    >As Namshub (shining), he is considered a protective deity, "the shining god that illuminates our path". The Enuma Elish describes Asaruludu as "the light of the gods". Another version states he is "the wielder of the flaming sword" and "ensures the most perfect safety".

    >thatita depicted

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:02 No.16689273
    Fuck off
    >> Random Writefag 10/20/11(Thu)20:03 No.16689275
    "What are you!" cried the Guardsman before being wiped from existence. A small cloud of crimson was all that remained of him. At that same moment another guardsman's eyes boiled. Then one clawed at his own throat and the one next to him simply shot himself in the head. The whole squad either was wiped clean from existence or had killed themselves out of madness except one, one very unlucky man. This man was smart though. He had his eyes shut, tighter than he had ever kept them. The daemon-host slowly moved towards him until it was looming over the man, looming over him like the impending doom that was surely to come. She, or he, no it was more appropriate, was allowing him to live. Geshtinanna whispered to him, breaking into his mind like a battering ram, "Open your eyes pretty little thing." The guardsman shook his head. He could not even comprehend doing that. He knew he would be reduced to nothing the moment he opened his eyes. He spoke back in his mind, either out of defiance or in the vain hope of receiving mercy, "Tell me, what, what are you called."

    The daemon played with the though for a moment, then replied, "Uttering my real name would kill you in your current shape. Little thing. Now answer my question, what is your name." The guardsman didn't know what to say. This was a sick game he knew it. But he answered the daemon for he feared what it might do if he didn't reply quickly, "Tammuz, Tammuz Israel."

    "I hate that word, Israel." The guardsman curled up, crying now. "Why do you lament Tammuz?" The guardsman replied, "Because your going to kill me right? That's what you did to my friends." If the daemon possessed lips it would smile, "I have much, much greater plans for you, pretty, little, thing."
    >Should I drop this and do another different story about the daemon or continue.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:03 No.16689277
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    This thread started interesting and jumped the tracks into Faggotville with incredible speed. There is only one thing left to do.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:03 No.16689278
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    This. Geshtinanna is clearly a delicious daemon-princess of Tzeentch.

    Dem feathers. Dat sanity shattering power.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:03 No.16689279
    I agree, creating a fifth (sixth if Malal counts) chaos god is kind of silly.

    How about this as a compromise; the daemon is stupidly powerful, but somewhat delusional, and sees itself as a Chaos God, despite the fact that it is not?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:03 No.16689283
    Yes, but THE god of Chaos Undivided? Never before mentioned or relevant to Chaos fluff? No thanks.

    A very powerful daemon prince works just as well and has less HURR DURR.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:03 No.16689288
    Agreed. Fun fluff is nice. Mary Sue...not so much. After all, in the babylonian mythos, Geshtinanna was just a "demi-god", perfectly on big bad daemonhost level.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:05 No.16689301
    Chaos Gods cannot exist in realspace.
    They cannot transition over as minor and greater daemons can, they simply "won't fit".
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:05 No.16689303

    Promising. I like. Thumbs up.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:05 No.16689307
    Stupidly powerful by mortal standards, yeah. Maybe a named daemon codex character status at best.

    Besides, every two-bit daemon has cultists calling it a god. This one actually has some power to justify it, can end entire worlds in madness, and was first banished by the Emperor himself during Unification. So it's definitely been around long enough to accumulate some power.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:06 No.16689311
    Dude, it all points back to the ancient days of Babel!
    Back in the ancient days, they birthed a the Chaos God of Chaos Undivided, a god of pure ambition, an ambition to conqure the heavens!

    But then who struck the curse? I see that the two great aspects of humanity were split:
    The Emperor came after, and inherited the Power of humanity's Ambition, while the God of Chaos born of Humanity's nature remained in the Immaterium...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:07 No.16689320
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    Hmm... PR 8, WP 90. We still need to stat up his physical form in Daemon Hunter and give him psychic powers, right?

    Let's see.

    I would suggest he take the following:
    - Exsanguine (Radical's Handbook): a faster-casting bloodboil. Almost guarantees a single PC kill on a decent roll.
    - Bloodboil line of powers (DH:Ascension)
    - Telekinetic Shield (Rogue Trader) and Telekinetic Dome (Deathwatch Core): sustaining both will give him 24 armor versus ranged attacks and 8 armor vs. everything.
    - Force Barrage (DH errata 3.something): for those pesky munchkin acolytes
    - Warp Blast/Warp Lance (DW Xenos): for your horde and vehicle problems (if a GM cares, transgenic grafting (Radical's) takes care of any problems with obtaining a tyranid power)
    - Fury of Wolf Spirits (DW core): iunno how you're going to get a Wolfy Wolfy Wolf power, but if you do, holy shit action economy denial, Batman. Even if you don't hit, reducing a character's dodge/parry actions is always fun, and if you hit? what's that 8d10 damage or 8d5 damage with 24 penetration? And causes Shock? And acts as a free action?

    Anyone else have any other suggestions?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:07 No.16689322
    In the Warp, time is meaningless. While the Chaos gods may have been created later, there's nothing stopping their influence from reaching backwards into the past, possibly even being responsible for their own creation (looking at you, Tzeentch).
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:08 No.16689324
    So you're saying we merely summoned a daemon prince of Geshtinanna?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:08 No.16689329
    Wasn't there a daemon that tried to ascend into godhood anyway? S/he/it could try the same thing. Just need enough followers, really. No need to make a full blown god(dess), just a motherfucker strong enough to try and claw the godhood straight from reality.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:09 No.16689334
    the other lesser gods can't maybe.
    Maybe that's why his stats are so comparatively small,
    most of his power is simply maintaining himself in realspace.
    The stats are what he has left over
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:09 No.16689335
    Come on, /tg/, don't sperg all over this. It's a daemon, likely highly powerful, possibly existing since the dawn of civilasation.

    It is not a fucking Chaos God. Please, don't go full retard.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:09 No.16689338
    You mean that time fuckery? Fuck that shitty canon. I get 'get' that they were always htere in potentia, but Khorne was not Khorne until the mongol crusades, Slaanesh was not Slaanesh until the eldar Fall.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:10 No.16689339

    A powerful Daemon prince of Geshtinanna, if we aim to take the route of the Lady of Desolace being a "sixth" god of Chaos.

    Or a powerful daemon on, like earlier mentioned, named codex level.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:10 No.16689347
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    /tg/ created a God of Chaos Undivided,
    pic related
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:13 No.16689362
    Chaos God was born not having a SINGLE follower.
    Slaanesh was not worshipped by the Eldar before the fall (nor after).
    Khorne was not prayed to by early man, they only knew how to hate their enemy.
    Nurgle and disease was not feared, only death.
    Tzeench was not sought, only hope and wisdom.
    WORSHIPPERS in 40K has never equated to POWER, worship has only ever been a means to attract the God's attention.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:13 No.16689366
    If I were to make a Lexicanium article, it'd probably start like this:
    Geshtinanna, the God of Chaos Undivided, this is a god whose very existence is thrown into question. Some say its a being who cares not for the mortal realm, but to whom the power of all worship of chaos flows.

    Others say that no such God to exist, and it is "faggotry", a position held strongly by the Inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:14 No.16689368
    The fortunate are snuffed out by Geshtinanna the Faceless, Chronicler of Damnation. They die in an instant, their souls devoured. Those less so die slowly and with much pain. The most ill-fated of all?

    The daemon keeps them alive. It keeps them with it for a time in its foul clutches, shielding them from the worst effects of its touch even as it whispers secrets long lost to man into their minds.

    The husks these unfortunates become by the time it tires of them and discards them are rarely recognizable as being human. Their souls? Even less so. Death would be a mercy to these, truly the lost and the damned.

    Their shattered minds, their ruined souls have become the papyrus and ink for tomes in this creature's infernal library, hidden in an impossible spire, at the center in a city of madness.

    Some said the city had a name once, but it is lost to the ages. Fewer still whisper that it once existed on Terra itself, and that men whispered its name with dark allegories of the Faceless Prince, who was then young. Some say it was a mere herald of Ruin then, and rode upon a beast of many heads. They may even have the truth of it, at least in part.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:14 No.16689370
    From his stat line? Yeah. It's actually not *that* powerful, and a Greater Daemon of Tzeentch as statted in Daemon Hunter would be significantly more powerful. It'd have average of at least 70 to 80 in all stats, unnatural willpower (x3), and (in some rolls) access to every spell/power in the game. Which means Warp-time/Gate/Divination/Bloodboil+ForceBarrage combos and ignoring perils of the warp and other ridiculousness
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:15 No.16689377
    This is news to you?
    By the way, there are some spectacualr Homeworld pieces on fanfiction.net
    sadly, the number of fanfics has remained at 79 for five years now.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:15 No.16689382
    > hidden in an impossible spire, at the center in a city of madness.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:16 No.16689385

    >drools at that well written description
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:16 No.16689392
    I'm saying it IS a daemon prince. It was summoned and bound, by accident or otherwise, and is therefore definitely limited in power as Warp entities go. Not one of the big Four or even Malice, but still a world-ending horror.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:17 No.16689395
    Hey everybody, calm down. Let us take a vote,

    All those in favor of Geshtinanna being a Chaos God, say Aye, all those apposed, say Nay. If you say Nay, she is just a very powerful daemon.

    Let's settle this here and now.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:17 No.16689397
    > hidden in an impossible spire, at the center in a city of madness.
    No you fool! The ancient Tower of Babel!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:17 No.16689400
    see for a possible explaination: >>16689334

    also >>16689367 if this is news to you, where have you been?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:18 No.16689407
    Gonna say Nay.
    Also, will someone check for samefagottry, or will we do this in good faith?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:18 No.16689408

    No, but I think you may be looking for a Revelation.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:18 No.16689410
    >If you say Nay, she is just a very powerful daemon.
    Please, with this statline, she wouldn't even qualify as a Greater Daemon. Seriously. Daemon Hunter. Go read.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:18 No.16689414
    I think a new chaos god is fine in the name of non-canon shits n giggles.

    I mean, the Angry Marines have a titan that fires land raiders, c'mon now.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:19 No.16689420
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:19 No.16689422
    >I mean, the Angry Marines have a titan that fires land raiders, c'mon now.
    That's because a titan that fire's land raiders is actually quite practical.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:19 No.16689423
    yea, not like it's going to be canon and change anything
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:20 No.16689427
    This is a "serious" /tg/ project. Think Emperor's Nightmares, not Angry Marines.

    That said, the comedy response for someone summoning Geshtinanna should be "Bless you" and passing the daemonhost a tissue.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:20 No.16689428
    I prefer her being a very powerful daemon.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:21 No.16689436
    aye, because I don't think this qualifies as a "serious" /tg/ project given the amount of lulz i had reading it
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:23 No.16689444
    Ay, indeed, essentially since this is just our versio of a OMG DOUBLESQUADTRIPS thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:23 No.16689445
    3 opposed to the Geshtinanna being a god and one for.

    I really, really like the fact that reason is prevailing here.
    >And then it all went to shit
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:23 No.16689449

    I too would say Nay. While the concept of her being a "sixth" god would be fun, but it is too silly.

    If we want to build fluff on her harken back to the days of Babylon when she was just a demi-god, then a daemon prince is where her powerlevel should remain.

    So nay.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:23 No.16689453
    I like this idea.
    But changed so that whether it's a daemon, god, or even exists is called into question.

    allows the possibility for all 3, especially if you say that all records of its summoning were purged
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:24 No.16689456
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    Nay. Just a daemon is fine. Going full retard and trying to herp derp a god is the equivalent to saying your character is a pure-blood Saiyan who helped Harry defeat Voldemort. It's straight into a territory of unimaginably full retardation that it sucks in INT around it into the vacuum from whence nothing is ever given back.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:25 No.16689458

    "And I saw a woman sitting upon a scarlet-colored beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and decked with gold and precious stone and pearls, having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations..and upon her forehead a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF THE HARLOTS AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saint."

    Does that sound appropriate for our daemon princess?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:25 No.16689463
    I vote no on grounds of >>16689420
    I contest that she would even be considered a "very powerful deamon".
    At most I could see a herald of Tzeench figure, but that's it.
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)20:25 No.16689464
    I know this is probably overstepping my bounds, but if I as thread creator have anything to say, the daemonhost remains a daemonhost. She is (and I'm not sure when I started calling it a "she") more than powerful enough as such, and worthy of fluffing. No ascension to God of Chaos Undivided is necessary.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:25 No.16689465
    There's always the option of our lovely daemon princess being one of the countless thousands of unaligned entities that exist in the warp aside from the four great Chaos gods and their servants.

    The warp is full of powerful beings who do not claim godhood, yet do not serve another god.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:26 No.16689471
    Having everyone say she's something different is appropriate for this creature. I like the idea of having rumours of her being banished by the Emperor back in Old Night/Unification, alongside claims of "god of chaos" and other insane chaotic rumours.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:28 No.16689477
    The Inquisition has spoken.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:29 No.16689490
    The more people argue and vote,
    the more I feel like we validate this guy.

    A being of power whose godhood, daemonhood and even existence are called into question.
    And whom the mention of their name causes the Inquisition's ire (because they don't want the worship of a new daemon or god to spread, or worse, cause one to exist)
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:29 No.16689493
    She wouldn't even be the sixth power. You're forgetting Necoho and Zuvassin.

    At best, she'd be the eighth power. And that's just silly.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:29 No.16689497
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    Nay. No reason for it to be a full blown fucking god, stats or fluff-wise. If we wanted a /tg/ homebrew god we should make a new thread and roll one up, with appropriate stats and whatnot.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:30 No.16689503

    I too, I mean, doesn't GW claim that everything printed is canon and true, and where it contradicts it is all handwaived away as rumours and propaganda?


    Nah it's cool. You are afterall the unlucky summoner of this beast.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:31 No.16689512
    So this would make a good BBEG for an Ascension campaign, right? Lies, rumours, cults, and a creature of untold horror.

    If it ever got wind of the Horned Darkness, hilarity would definitely ensue. Cult infighting much?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:31 No.16689513
    rolled 52 = 52

    Nay, daemonhoooost!
    Although most daemons/daemon princes(ses) aren't above being worshipped, now.
    And clearly /tg/ has sold their souls to her.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:31 No.16689514
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    >At best, she'd be the eighth power. And that's just silly.
    No it would make more sense to have her be at the spoke of the wheel of Chaos.
    Or is that what the Materium itself is?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:32 No.16689518
    Then it is so. The Daemon is nothing more than a Daemon. Ladies and Gentlemen, let us respect this fact when we write writefaggotry, draw drawfaggotry, and talk about writefaggotry and drawfaggotry. Let it be so.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:32 No.16689523
    another vote this option.
    The added level of mystery makes it more appealing to me.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:35 No.16689533
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    One more person who is actually making sence.
    Gentlemen. Chaos Gods, TRUE chaos gods, canonically CAN NOT exist in real space.
    Their power is too based within the warp to leave it.
    But beyond that, hell, lets take a look Nurgle . He, as all chaos Gods, are incomprehensably massive, but Nurgle gives us the best scale to work with. Nurgle stirs a cauldron that is "Wide enough to hold all the oceans of all the worlds in the universe."
    Nurgle is larger than a fucking Star, gents. And you're telling me daintly little inquisitor has the power to accidently bring a being of this level to our plane of existence?
    No. Stop that.
    Stop that and get out.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:35 No.16689539
    aww man,
    i liked the mystery option.
    I think it had so much more potential for future thread than "lol juss another daemon"
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:36 No.16689541
    "So many of you, little mortals. You scurry and shout and scream. It is tiring. Noisy. Distracting. I command your... silence."

    Last received transmission from de Vigna's Moon. (Cross reference: Corpse-glades, the Dead Moons, mass ritual offerings)
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:38 No.16689555
    This daemon still has some mystry behind it dude. Calm down.

    Like many have said, it's not possible to have a Chaos God in the material universe.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:40 No.16689572
    what if it's an unaligned daemon that comes into the Materium trying to gather followers to eventually ascend godhood when and if it ever gathers enough.

    Thus making this particular daemon and its followers a big target for the inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:41 No.16689582
    See: >>16689465

    If you want mystery, just have her be an unaligned warp entity summoned into the material world.

    A new god just doesn't fit the stats or description, and goes against too much fluff to be cool.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:42 No.16689588
    Inquisitorial records from the archives of [REDACTED]

    Subject is a surviving member of the 81th PDF Infantry Regiment of [REDACTED] which was sent in to contain the chaos.

    [REDECTED] - I assume you know why you are here?

    *whimpering noises*

    [SUBJECT] - Ye...yes...I've seen something that should not be seen, nor exist...QUIET!

    [REDACTED] - I see...care to continue?

    [SUBJECT] - Well...me and me men were to hold a cordon around Hive Spire Tertius of [REDACTED]. There were reports of GLORIOUS POWER.

    [REDACTED] - ...well...


    [REDACTED] - The "Lady", are not here. If you presume that I will be cowered by a mear warpshadow of...it, you are gravely mistaken.

    [SUBJECT] - AH! THE LADY WILL aaaahhhhh......*strained* I...I think I can hold it off...Emperor's Light! What has happened to me, Emperor's Light save me!

    [REDACTED] - Sadly. No. You will not be saved. You will infact live on. For study.

    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:43 No.16689600
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    >BBEG for an Ascension campaign, right?
    Wayyyy underpowered, really. 30 Wounds isn't nearly enough, even if she possibly has 24+ armor from powers (likely telekinetic shield (RT) and telekinetic dome (DW)). Ascension characters have much, much better chances than DW characters of gathering all the information they need before taking on an opponent with all those mastered skills and influence talents. For a BBEG I'd bump her wounds up to around 90, give her Daemonic, Unnatural Strength (x3), Unnatural Toughness (x2), and give her a PR of 10.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:44 No.16689611
    So more of a vanilla DH TPK causer?

    >tingspub library!

    I certainly hope that's not what the impossible library in a dead city is called, Captcha.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:46 No.16689630
    The issue is that the creation rules were in the DH core book. Hence, not scaled for any of the mind-boggling shit the PCs from other books could do.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:47 No.16689644
    A daemonhost created using a daemon prince is a fine challenge for a group of ascension characters, and one created from a greater daemon may very well be BBEG material.
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    This Thread:
    "Oh wow, with all that power she must be a Greater Deamon!"
    >"She wouldn't be a Greater Dea-"
    "No man, more like a Chaos God!"
    >"No, you see, it couldn't becau-"
    "Guys, what if this is like the focus for all the power from worship of Chaos Undivided?"
    >"But Chaos worship does not equate to power if you'd look here..."
    "Hey guys let's just put it to a vote."
    >"Nay, because-"
    "Well I'm glad that's settled, let's get started on some art for the newest Chaos God!"
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:52 No.16689672
    I think you missed the deal here...people said in a majority that this...thing should be a Daemon, powerful perhaps, but still not a Chaos God.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:52 No.16689673
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    the real problem are vehicle rules. The Daemon Prince in DW is stunningly, ridiculously vulnerable to just about any vehicle in Rites of Battle or even the Fury Interceptor in Into the Storm. Having 12 armor and 12 toughness bonus simply doesn't cut it against 6d10+10, pen 10 weapons with ranges exceeding 300m (equipped on every thunderhawk gunship). Not to mention 1000+ damage dealing psykers.

    Any Cadre worth their weight will have enough influence to pick one up, even temporarily. Remember, ramming always works.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:53 No.16689681
    I'd just like to let you know that Matt Ward is reading this thread.

    Expect another Chaos god in the next codex.
    >> Inquisitor Kadsirin !!0zRgmmI/1kJ 10/20/11(Thu)20:54 No.16689690

    Time to pull back the curtain a bit here. Yes, She would be inappropriate for Ascension, as she was created using the daemonhost generation rules in the Dark Heresy core book.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)20:54 No.16689692


    Honourable mention in the Daemon Codex as a named....would stretch it, but fine.

    Damn you Ward!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)20:57 No.16689712
    How would you know Matt Ward is reading this thread.

    >> Random Writefag 10/20/11(Thu)21:00 No.16689742
    Does anyone even want me to continue my shit on the spot story?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)21:02 No.16689764
    You. Moar. Nao.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)21:02 No.16689776
    I'm always game for a little daemon writefaggotry.
    >> Random Writefag 10/20/11(Thu)21:03 No.16689777
    Fine fine.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)21:03 No.16689778
    Do it, Random. I'm >>16689368 and >>16689037 and want to see more of your stuff. Just remember: the Inquisition sees taint everywhere and is pretty ruthless. No "we'll let you live".
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)21:03 No.16689783
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    In the closing stages of this...fun and sick thread.

    We have gone from,

    >creating a big bad daemonhost
    >Realizing the numberpost >>16688666
    >"Sixth" and "Lost" debate debacle.
    >Sensible people taking it down to daemon.
    >People complaining about Mary Sue
    >OP congratulating this thread

    Will Geshtinanna continue? Who knows. I hope so, it had a good start, but with many of these creations, they seldom live beyond the first thread.

    Yours truly RRFDP, never change /tg/, never change.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)21:09 No.16689844
    To be honest, then you'd have to make it so ridiculously tough that without vehicles, it would be nigh-impossible to slay them, which, by my knowledge, is not true.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)21:11 No.16689870
    I hope Geshtinanna continues along, like Assholetep did from a few day ago.

    The idea of a powerful by ambiguously aligned/unaligned daemon princess is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/11(Thu)21:11 No.16689873
    Might want to make a new thread for it.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)21:15 No.16689899
    Aye. I've copied all the relevant fluff and such ready to be posted in the thread.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 10/20/11(Thu)21:27 No.16690021
    Continuing now in >>16689952
    >> Anonymous 10/21/11(Fri)03:23 No.16693154
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    You lucky bastards,this shit on page 15.

    You all owe me.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/11(Fri)03:28 No.16693202
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    That guy looks like he could blend in on Helghan.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/11(Fri)03:34 No.16693253
    should have let it die. Inquisitor Kadsirin is not what I would call "creative", nor was this thread worthwhile
    >> Anonymous 10/21/11(Fri)07:38 No.16694494
    Good thing you're just a worthless shitposter then, neh?

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