Because I dont live in america and our doors are sturdy.

Because I don't have the proper rights as a citizen to own a gun.

Also, guns cost money. I don't have money.

IS IT JUST COPYPASTA WEEK THIS WEEK OR SOMETHING?

Jesus fuck, the spammers are out in force today

I own plenty of guns, hell I think /tg/ is probably better armed than the noguns on /k/.

>Why don't you own a gun?
'cuss I hunt with a bow.

Well OP, some people think you should put flashlights on your gun, and some people think you should just hold the flashlight in the other hand.

I got a flashlight that kills like a gun, so I don't need to choose!

>>16726273

+1

>>16726278
It's KINDA like Sharkweek, only the posters don;t know what we're talking about.

I have lots of guns. And dogs. And am friends with a judge.
And own a shovel.
With a nice, big, backyard, lots of trees.
Everyone in the neighborhood knows this.
We haven't had a stray person in our yard for years.

>>16726303
asdgfkldfsjhbjdammit

I do, now sit down and play or get the fuck off my property

Is an axe acceptable?

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a fighter to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you. Why didn't you multiclass into a wizard?

because I live in a nice area

Because I can choke him or her to death with stale copypasta. And gun owners are compensating.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a unlicenced psyker to break into your house with the intent to sacrifie and kill you. Why aren't you an arbite?

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a Blood Raven to break into your Chapterhouse with the intent to accept numerous relic donations. Why aren't you a servant of Chaos?

Because the floor is made of lava and I enjo watching them melt and burn at the same time.

My baseball bat has 3 notches on it.

wait... how is this an argument for owning guns and not having cheap as fuck doors?

>>16726371

That is the worst Space Marine helmet I've ever seen

I have a big fucking D4, any thief breaking kicking in my door will hear "ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!" and find himself with the sharp edge of a 20 pound solid steel dice in between his eyes.

>>16726390

Well sorry I just googled Space Marine Helmet and picked something red that looked like it'd fit on that guy

>>16726382
It's a troll thread, re-using old copypasta. It doens't have to make sense.

>>16726368

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*what the fuck...*

*BOOM*

*SLAM*

*CRUNCH*

*fuck this, I'm out of here*

That is why the door to my hab is made of adimantium, citizen!

>>16726443
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRUNCH*

That's all it takes for a house's front door to break a burglar's foot and cripple him. Why don't you own a crowbar?

>>16726430
Deathleaper... I had a dream about you. I don;t even know what you look like, but I took you to IHOP.
It was weird.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a Goblin to break into your Fortress with the intent to burn, rape and pillage. Why don't you have your hallways lined with ++lead upright spike trap++s?

I do. In fact, by hilarious coincidence, I'm cleaning it right now.

Burglers? Guns?

CRACK THE EARTH
GODS OF THUNDER
MAN AND BEAST
WILL BE TORN ASUNDER

Because thed emperor will protect me.
duh

However, due to faulty construction of the lava trap, the entire house and all it's inhabitants were lost.
Thus ended the story of fort Suburbia.

>>16726263

I don't own *a* gun. I own several guns...

>>16726484
I love that image. It's so obvious that he survives on a diet of nothing but whiskey and PCP

>>16726519
I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am...

>>16726263
The gun's just to get him to surrender. No, I like to see the fear in his eye when he realizes, not just that I'll never call the cops... but why.

>>16726273
This

Also:
>implying I don't have a gun

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*THUNK*

That's all it takes to stop an adventurer to break into your dungeon with the intent to rob and kill you. Why don't you own a door activated crossbow trap?

>>16726471
I laughed harder than I find appropriate.

Unfortunately I am unable to shoehorn a Freeman joke into this post.

*CLICK*

*CLICK*

*POST*

That's all it takes for that fucking copypaster to post into your board with the intent to bore and annoy you. Why don't we have mods?

Thats because I rigged some c4 with a trigger to my door, but I guess the burglar found out the hard way.

A preposterous question. All Americans own a gun. Even the ones who think that they do not, it is somewhere in their house.

This is something that I have learned through years of robbing houses. There is always a gun. This is why you do not rob houses with people in them.

>>16726263

I got a guy, don't worry.

>>16726650
Then it isn't robbery, then it's just breaking and entering with theft.

>>16726626
I want to have your baby.

My roommates are "those" kind of Brazilian police. That's robber's gonna die.

*CRASH*

*CRASH*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a space marine to fall down your stairs. Why don't you own an elevator?

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

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*CRACK*

*CRACK*

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*CRACK*

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*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

*CRACK*

That's all it takes for a lasgun to kill you. Why don't you own carapace armour?

*CLICK*
*CLICK*
*BOOM*

That's all it takes for you to listen to shitty Saliva with the intent of turning your mind into jelly. Why don't you listen to better music?

God
fucking
DAMMIT TOM!

If you can't find your key call my phone you asswipe. You are the worst fucking room mate ever.... Is that my Daniels? Thats it you're fucking bounced. Take your shit and get out I'm sick of you ass.

*Creek*
*Creek*
*Creek*
Huggggah

your sisters now pregnant, do something now

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for Queen to rock. Why don't you own the discography ?

i live in canada. he doesnt have a gun either. I havent even seen a non-hunting rifle gun in real life.

*CLUNK*

*CLUNK*

*ZAP*

That's all it takes for a Necron to walk into your house and kill you. Why haven't you moved to a non-tomb world yet?

HOO

HA

HUH

>>16726671
Every time I see that I giggled like a retard

*YIP*

*YIP*

*ACK*

That's all it takes for an adventurer to break into your cave with the intent to rob and kill your kobold tribe. Why don't you have an escape route?

>>16726731

>allofmyyes.mpg

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*ZZZAP*

That's all it takes for a Jade Falcon Thor to remove your head with a PPC. Why didn't you soften it up with Long Tom artillery first?

>>16726731
>everythinginmylifehasbeenleadinguptothisonemomentofhappiness.jpg

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for you to break into your goblin neighbor's house and hang him from a tree. Why haven't you killed a Goblin today?

Crash.

That's all it takes for a burglar to break through the window to your home when you are not there.

Why are you not guarding your cans of beans RIGHT NOW

>>16726263
Because I've got a nice knife.

never change /tg/, never change

*ZIPPITY*

*ZOPPITY*

*BOWWI*

That's all it takes for Bill Cosby to break into your house and steal your delicious Jello. Why don't you own a lock for your fridge?

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM*

That's all it takes for Hieronymous lex to confiscate your stolen goods. Why don't you own Daedric armour?

>>16726788

>Resist Arrest

>>16726762

Oh, shit! My beans!

HANG ON MISTER HEINZ!

>>*screech of tyres and a fading engine growl*

>>16726805
But little did anon know, HIS BEANS WAS A ZOMBIE!

*CLICK*

*CLICK*

*CHA-CLICK*

That's all it takes for a courier to break into your house with the intent to steal everything not nailed down and talk to you for hoping for a quest. Why don't you own a bottlecap mine trap hidden next to the door?

*HURR*

*DURR*

*POST*

That's all it takes for a shitposter to make the same thread we've seen a million times. Why don't you report?

I'd just take a moment out form the whole "/tg/ refusing to be trolled" thing (glad that's back, incidentally) and point out that
>>16726474

is possibly the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>16726831

Sometimes a small gem appears in these threads, giving us a momentary satisfaction before we continue on with our lives.

>>16726843
IHOP is pretty shitty.

>>16726721
>implying I don't
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAf2S6ij2gk&ob=av2e

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*DAKKA*

*CHOP*

DAT'S ALL IT TAKES FER AN ORK TA BREAK AN KILL EVERYFING! WHY'Z YA MUCKIN ABOUT?!

>>16726767
Why is your hilt a dong?