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    30 KB Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:42 No.16757865  
    ITT: a quick guide to enjoying 40k.

    step 1. replace all mentions of "imperium" with "acquarium"

    Step 2. Do the same for all the other factions, with appropriate nautical themes for all

    Step 3. OUTRAGEOUS
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:45 No.16757896
    oh, I forgot to mention

    step 2.5. musical numbers ala disney all throughout.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:49 No.16757927
    Aquarium of Man?

    mite b cool
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:52 No.16757964

    yeah, it's got a ring
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:54 No.16757981
    It's the Aquarium of Merman
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:55 No.16757993
    This can only lead to the Orks becoming the Snorks, and that would be the worst thing ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:57 No.16758007
    >and that would be the best thing ever

    Fixed that typo there for ya.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)18:59 No.16758027
    Wait, I take that back. They could be Orkaz, piloting Killa Whalz.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:00 No.16758044
    Okay, THAT is the best thing ever.

    Black and white Orks, riding Killa' Squigwhales.

    It just stands out in the mind, doesn't it?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:01 No.16758052
    Remove Space from Space Marine

    et VOILA!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:02 No.16758063
    Marine Marines.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:02 No.16758072
    Aqua Marines, easiest thing ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:12 No.16758171
    I get it!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:28 No.16758300
    if I were a drawfag, I'd make marines with fishbowl helmets
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:34 No.16758354
    eldar would be ...sonar?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:37 No.16758379
    apothecary wold be marine biologist
    space wolves would be sea wolves
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:38 No.16758389
    Khorne - Shark
    Tzeentch - One of those really weird deep sea creatures.
    Slaanesh - Dolphin, or an Anglerfish. Seriously, look up how the latter reproduces.
    Nurgle - ???.
    >> Commisaar Nautilon 10/27/11(Thu)19:40 No.16758411
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    >> Commisaar Nautilon 10/27/11(Thu)19:41 No.16758422
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:41 No.16758424
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    Maybe Tzeentch is an anglerfish?

    And Nurgle? I dunno, maybe a huge-ass squid or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:42 No.16758429
    these are great. now if only they were seaworthy
    >> Commisaaar Nautilon 10/27/11(Thu)19:42 No.16758431
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:42 No.16758441
    Nurgle is sea mites, barnacles, red algae, etc.

    Tzeentch should be illusions, Mimic Octopus. Cuttlefish, etc.

    Khorne is sharks and barracudas and things.

    Slaanesh is the dolphin and slimy eels.
    >> Commisaaarr Nautilon 10/27/11(Thu)19:42 No.16758442
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:42 No.16758446
    The great ocean is treacherous, but the only way between distant reefs. Shoals ply its currents, their way lit by the Emperor-Penguin's Currents.
    >> Commisaaarr Nautilon 10/27/11(Thu)19:43 No.16758455
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    >> Commisaaarrrr Nautilon 10/27/11(Thu)19:44 No.16758464
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    >> Teddyhands !!gQYFtCw/Zqk 10/27/11(Thu)19:44 No.16758473
    >Not paying homage to the immortal Cod Emperor
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:45 No.16758475
    Nurgle is clearly a Sponge making a Foreveralone face.
    >> Commisaaarrrr Nautilon 10/27/11(Thu)19:45 No.16758476
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    My next campaign.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:45 No.16758482

    Khorne as a shark Stands to reason. Blood frenzy and all.

    Tzeentch would be a Mimic Octopus sort of creature.

    Nurgle is a massive Hagfish, slime and barnacles eating rotting corpses.

    And yeah...Slaanash is some Anglerfish.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:45 No.16758483
    and if nurgle has to take a form, I'd say a great big Lamprey that feeds off rotting whale carcasses on the bottom of the ocean.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:46 No.16758489

    Slanessh is mermaids. COMEON!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:47 No.16758502
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    >Cod Emperor
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)19:49 No.16758540
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)20:04 No.16758691
    are tyranids crabs?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:05 No.16759879
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    wot da fook is going on
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:07 No.16759895
    I think you mean
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:10 No.16759915
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    Join the Aquarian Guard.

    The Aquarium of Men needs you

    man, i somewhat miss the Abyssal Jaws
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:10 No.16759922
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:13 No.16759942
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    Ultramarines remain the same
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:15 No.16759961
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:16 No.16759971
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    This thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:20 No.16760008
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    Carnifex, you say?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:20 No.16760010
    Aren't the tau already refered to as "fishface" by the orks? And add to that that all their vehicles have fishy names already...
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:23 No.16760036
    Scales for the Scales God!
    Shells for the Shell Throne!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:26 No.16760059

    Tau are mind-controlling parasites that ride around inside ACTUAL hammerheads, devilfish and piranhas.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:28 No.16760071
    Aquarium of Man
    Splash Marines
    Dark Eldarphin
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:30 No.16760097
    Marines should be called Marines
    i mean corny stuff is cool
    but Splash Marine is just TOO Corny
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:31 No.16760106
    >Not acknowledging Necrab menace
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:32 No.16760111
    ITT: a quick guide to enjoying 40k.
    Shut the fuck up and play.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:45 No.16760213

    Marine Marines? Aqua Marines? Are you all retarded?

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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:48 No.16760244

    I guess, Marine means water anyway so Sub-Marine is just getting specific.

    >Aqua Marines -> Ultra Marines
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:48 No.16760248
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:50 No.16760261
    so much autism
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:53 No.16760294
    So in other words, Wavehammer40K?

    Never change /tg/, never change.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)22:57 No.16760327
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)23:05 No.16760396
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    Board Boyz
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)23:10 No.16760441
    Waterhammer 40k anyone?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)23:10 No.16760445
    Or Wethammer 40k.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)23:12 No.16760462
    The entire galaxy is one big ocean.

    Sea Wolves ride space longships.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/11(Thu)23:19 No.16760520
    is it just me, or would orks become a near perfect recreation of water world?
    >> The British !YH7rCWzZv2 10/27/11(Thu)23:48 No.16760807
    Dry land iz a myff, I sailed further than any of you gitz and I aint neva sin it!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)00:07 No.16760990
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    oh man this thread...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)00:12 No.16761026

    > are tyranids crabs?

    No, they're definitely Crown-of-Thorns starfish.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)00:32 No.16761167
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    >implying the best necrons wouldn't be humans
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)01:33 No.16761707
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)01:56 No.16761871
    >tyranids are starfish
    >necrons are BILLY THE DIVER

    what are humans, I wonder?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)02:08 No.16761946
    Nids = Jellyfish / Man o' War
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)02:09 No.16761950
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)02:28 No.16762086
    Guys, you're all wrong.

    Nids = SHARKS
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)02:33 No.16762111
    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)02:35 No.16762123
    What's the lighter Arnold's got there?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)02:37 No.16762141
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    Counts as long forgotten Aquarium relic.
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)02:40 No.16762171
    It's probably part of the gubernatorial regalia.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 10/28/11(Fri)02:46 No.16762208
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    >"Take a good look, Sub Marine. I've been like this for nearly sixty million years, and I haven't aged one day. I have become what many men have dreamed of: an immortal. And yet, there hasn't been a day, an hour, a minute, I haven't thought about death. It obsesses me. Even now."
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:32 No.16763476
    I want to make a heresy joke, but it's so awful just thinking about it gave me cancer.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:46 No.16763518
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    Well we have our eeldars
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:47 No.16763525
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    Here some more
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:48 No.16763530
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    and more
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:50 No.16763539
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    These look more like chaos daemons
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:51 No.16763540
    Greatest. Thread. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:52 No.16763545

    These are really giving me a thirst.. FOR WATER!

    Can't wait to see a Waterthirster of Khorne. "SO... THIRSTY!"
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:55 No.16763554
    Someone please tell me there's a squidface Davy Jones Chaos Lord
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)06:56 No.16763559
    Nevermind, somehow managed to completely miss
    >> Morrowindfag 10/28/11(Fri)06:57 No.16763561
    I think the Heresea joke was made earlier

    Also the Inquifishion?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)07:07 No.16763596
    that's because it's a counts-as daemon army

    the 'lords are daemon princes, the autarch is a herald.. the dire avengers are (I assume) flamers/horrors
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)07:17 No.16763629

    my fucking brain
    >> Morrowindfag 10/28/11(Fri)07:23 No.16763650
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)07:53 No.16763788
    marines come in schools instead of chapters.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:48 No.16765836
    dark eeldar raid for slaves, taken back to their hidden city of coralloragh. There, among volcanic vents that spew toxic compounds into the currents, the slaves are tormented and slain, such an amount of blood spilled the water there is more red then blue. This nourishes the growth of the strange, hallucinogenic plants that drive dark eeldar warriors into a killing frenzy during battle.

    p.s. how does one get a thread archived?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:13 No.16766798
    this thread is OUTRAGEOUS
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:26 No.16766883
    Space Sharks = Sharks.
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:32 No.16766930
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    rolled 2 = 2

    So guys I totally found our Champion of Khorne.

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 10/28/11(Fri)17:23 No.16767336
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)17:39 No.16767471
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    Has anyone archived this yet?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)18:10 No.16767681
    Let us not forget the Cisterns of Battle.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)18:17 No.16767731
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    Fuck jesus titties. If 40k looked like this without heavy modding, I'd play the fuck out of it.

    Just. Wow.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)18:42 No.16767904

    >> LaBambaMan 10/28/11(Fri)18:47 No.16767938
    These would only be better if their backpacks were made to look like scuba tanks.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)20:10 No.16768459
    God that was such a leaky piece of shit. I miss the XP line. XP65 was the greatest supersoaker ever produced.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)20:18 No.16768500
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    >dry land is a myth

    In a world covered by endless water...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)20:20 No.16768510
    The warp would be above teh sea. All warp demons are birds that eat fish. All warp travel vessels are boats that are evironmentally sealed. Demon incursions are birds that manage to dive down to where everyone is. Cultists are fish that warship birds.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)21:16 No.16768840
    How do craft worlds work?

    floating reefs?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)21:22 No.16768880
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    Oh hai.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)23:46 No.16770046
    Actually from the video it is one of closest things to Tyranids we have on Earth. And there's literally nothing Khornate about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)07:42 No.16772862
    this bump is OUTRAGEOUS
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)16:29 No.16776620
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    rez bump
    >> Anonymous 10/29/11(Sat)21:07 No.16779205

    More like Dive Avengers
    >> Anonymous 10/30/11(Sun)02:30 No.16782060
    Wave Serpents doesn't even need changing!

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