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    571 KB ABADDON QUEST RETURNS AGAIN OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)18:59 No.16851030  
    Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=abaddon
    Last thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16400855/

    You are Ezekyle Abaddon. The Despoiler, the Warmaster of Chaos, Son of Horus, leader of the Black Legion. You launched the 14th Black Crusade via time travel in an attempt to kill the Emperor as a kid, but you have been sent to the prehistoric age instead. In addition to your usual wargear you have two bionic arms, one with Sindri bound to it. You also have Araghast bound to your codpiece, a Doc Ock power-claw backpack and Kamina shades.

    Current Objectives:
    >converting the Eldar to Chaos
    >causing the Chaos Gods to be born early (Slaanesh is already done)
    >finding out more about the mysterious Malal cult and Alpharius/Omegon
    >seizing control of ancient Terra
    >scouting the sector
    >planning your marriage
    >finding out more about the newly born Slaanesh

    >34,000 chaos marines (24,000 Black Legion)
    >millions of mortal servants
    >several thousand Dark Mechanicus priests
    >a titan legion
    >1,000 daemons in comatose-like state
    >tens of thousands of Eldar captives
    >100 jokero
    >under a 100 chaos-converted Eldar
    >a carnosaur named Josh
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:00 No.16851035
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    I can't, I don't. it couldn't.

    It is.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:00 No.16851036
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    rolled 43 = 43

    >abadass quest
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:01 No.16851043
    rolled 9 = 9


    What took you so long OP?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)19:02 No.16851053
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    Important Personal:
    >Kharn the Betrayer
    >Lucius the Eternal
    >Master of Hounds, an Iron Warrior cyborg
    >Ishdra, your waifu
    >Noddaba, your horribly named abomination of a tentacle-spawn
    >Asuya, High Seer of Terra
    >Asukan, a Khornate Wraith-Giant

    After you order Ahriman to have the ship searched for anything suspicious, he turns and exits the workshop. Suddenly you hear a voice crack in over the vox. From the sickly coarse tone, you can tell it’s Typhus.

    “Abaddon, you’re requested at the bridge. Your xeno concubine just murdered one of my plague marines and is demanding…
    “…rather loudly to know where you are.”

    As the Traveler tunes off you hear a loud noise. You turn around and see Kharn lying on the ground, having just toppled over. Blood leaks out from his very nasty power claw wounds.

    What now, warmaster?

    (rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)19:03 No.16851064
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    Law courses are a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:04 No.16851067
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:05 No.16851085
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    >my face when
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:07 No.16851094
    rolled 88 = 88

    Let's head to the bridge. Tell somebody to heal Kharne, it looks like his wounds are very serious.

    Oh, I want one cultist nearby me at all times, to document everything I do.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:08 No.16851102
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    >mfw first roll is blessed roll
    This session is off to a good start already.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:08 No.16851103
    rolled 55 = 55


    I give Kharn a dainty kick in the gut to see if he's still alive
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:09 No.16851106
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    Oh my god, this anon here. I can't believe I got an 88, and I'm first person to post in the thread.

    Fucking amazing man, it feels fucking amazing.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:09 No.16851108
    While I know this quest thread isn't going to be very fun, it's better than the rest of the current quest threads.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:09 No.16851111
    rolled 1 = 1

    That bitch of ours can wait. Use Sindri sorcery munbo-jumbo to try and heal him.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:11 No.16851126

    Lets go do something interesting.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:11 No.16851131
    rolled 45 = 45


    Forgot my roll.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:12 No.16851138
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:13 No.16851140
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    rolled 7 = 7



    help our old friend up and see if he's allright. Ask him if it was our little bitch that beat him up so badly.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)19:16 No.16851161
    rolled 98 = 98

    also, check on our bride to be.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:17 No.16851166
    What part of, "heading to the bridge" did you not get?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)19:17 No.16851169
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    Not willing to let a servant of Kharn die, you immediately tune into the ship's channel and yell for several apothecaries to get their sorry tainted asses to the workshop for Kharn is they want to keep them.

    Afterwards, you look around with burning eyes and point at a nearby mortal wearing a scavenged guard uniform. You bark at him, telling him that he shall follow you from now on and record everything you do. He nods frantically. "Y-yes, my Lord! I will do as you command!"

    You then march over to the bridge, the cultist following behind you with a data-slab on hand. As you enter you see Ishdra kneeling over an injured marine, holding a blade to his throat as Typhus keep his distance with his plague champions.

    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)19:19 No.16851182
    >servant of Khorne
    I really need to proofread this shit before I post it.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:20 No.16851193

    Approach the Bitchdar with a good amount of caution. Charge up the claw of Horus with warp energies so that I can block her incoming attack.

    "You called,my dear?"
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 11/05/11(Sat)19:21 No.16851195
    rolled 30 = 30

    Kick the bitch in the teeth.
    If that fails, shoot her in the back.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:21 No.16851196
    rolled 14 = 14

    "Lucy, I'm home!"
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:21 No.16851199
    rolled 14 = 14

    Woman, calm yourself. Seriously, why are you even angry. Your just killing people who've done nothing to you. Besides, we are about to launch your civilization into a golden age of CHAOS. So, again, calm yourself.

    If this doesn't work, zap her with Chaos energies again, that seems to work every time she gets out of control.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:22 No.16851208
    rolled 51 = 51


    I should probably roll for my suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:22 No.16851218
    rolled 43 = 43

    I get one re-roll right? Well, here it is.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:23 No.16851222
    rolled 72 = 72

    Turn your swag on.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)19:23 No.16851223
    rolled 24 = 24

    Which one are you talking about?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:23 No.16851226
    rolled 42 = 42

    "Right here."
    Demand to know why she's so pissed at you. As far as I can tell we haven't done anything to get her so mad.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 11/05/11(Sat)19:23 No.16851227
    rolled 19 = 19

    Rerolling to do this:
    Kick the bitch in the teeth.
    If that fails, shoot her in the back.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:23 No.16851232
    rolled 15 = 15


    Huh. Abaddon is getting married? Well that sure sounds uncharacteristic of him, you know being a chaos space marine and all.

    I guess it's time for an action. Since every action is going to be performed in a manner not typical of GW established fluff, I'll suggest we do a zany action so everyone can see how free-spirited we are.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:25 No.16851247
    Looks like we have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:26 No.16851256

    Best read the prior threads, son.

    Abaddon isn't the no-armed perpetual fuck-up he's been in GW canon.

    Slamming hot Eldar bitches on the reg is more his line of work now, along with time-travel and sabotaging the Emperor's goals even before his birth.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:28 No.16851273

    Wow. Aren't we so cool and edgy.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:29 No.16851279
    rolled 72 = 72

    Tell Typhus what the fuck is he doing, as there is clearly some crazy shit going, if group of plague marines with their chapter primarch is scared of single, fragile eldar female.
    Then we teach our waifu her place and send her to the kitchen.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:29 No.16851282

    Is that you,Matt?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:31 No.16851299
    rolled 58 = 58


    >>16851222 Here
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:31 No.16851305
    Stop that, it isn't cool to do that anymore.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:31 No.16851306
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    rolled 37 = 37

    btw, I made pic for you OP, but it looks like I won't be finishing it.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:32 No.16851309
    rolled 66 = 66


    "Sweetheart, what's wrong?"

    She'll never expect the nice guy routine from an 8-foot tall warrior dedicated to the corruption of mankind's future.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:33 No.16851320
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>16851279 here
    Let's see who the gods favour.
    >> semidrunk biochemist 11/05/11(Sat)19:33 No.16851321
    rolled 29 = 29


    oh, baby!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:34 No.16851324
    rolled 63 = 63


    Well, can't argue with that.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:35 No.16851334
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    rolled 68 = 68

    nurgle, you're bro, but a slow one.>>16851309
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:35 No.16851336
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:36 No.16851339
    rolled 29 = 29

    Bros before Hoes. Order her cut down in a hail of bolter fire to demonstrate my concern for the well-being of the men under my command.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:36 No.16851340
    I retract my previous statements about this guy winning(>>16851222)

    This guy wins, OP, he's been blessed by the Dark Gods.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)19:37 No.16851347
    Sensing that she is clearly in an angry and frustrated state, you approach her and gently ask what is wrong.

    She turns around to you slowly. Your words must have surprised her as she has a surprised look on her face. She quickly calms down a bit.

    "Abaddon, what the hell happened to our child?"
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:39 No.16851356
    rolled 33 = 33

    "Uh...yeah, he kinda got his ass kicked by some wraithlords. His own fault really."
    >> semidrunk biochemist 11/05/11(Sat)19:40 No.16851370
    rolled 58 = 58


    "What do you mean? He's a strong and healthy boy. Man. Thing. He's been a great help on the surface, you know."

    I'm guessing she's referring to the general tentaclyness of Noddaba, rather than any specific incident.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)19:40 No.16851372
    rolled 35 = 35

    Oh right, actualy, where in the warp is that little scamp?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:41 No.16851374
    "It's nothing he can't handle."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:41 No.16851375

    Tell her Noddaba got his shit handed to him but he's not seriously hurt.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:41 No.16851380

    What the hell happened to him,actually?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:41 No.16851385
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:42 No.16851388
    rolled 5 = 5

    Forgot my dice.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:43 No.16851392
    rolled 42 = 42

    Damn, um.

    He got hurt by some people blind to the glorious future we're attempting to build. They have been dealt with, but kill my men again, and I'll not be a happy Abaddon.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:44 No.16851400
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    >mfw this thread isn't as cool as evoquest
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)19:45 No.16851408
    You inform Ishdra that Noddaba is perfectly fine and has even been of good assistance during surface missions.

    She scowls at you. "Ten minutes ago I saw him and he had these MASSIVE scars all over his tentacles! Have you bee- wait....YOU'VE BEEN TAKING HIM TO TERRA?!" she screams.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:46 No.16851415
    rolled 1 = 1

    He got his first manly scars. He's a strong boy, he'll be fine, he fought like a warrior. But I'm disappoint about your murdering my fine men.
    What does it have to do with making me sammich? BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:47 No.16851427
    Troll harder.

    Every quest has it's perks.

    This one is just fucking ridiculous, and that makes it awesome. EVO quest can get a bit slow at times, making it a boring a bit, but still it is pretty good in it's own right.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:49 No.16851435
    rolled 14 = 14


    "Of course my dear. You see, living aboard a ship in low orbit can hardly be healthy for a young..thing like him, he just needed some fresh air. Really, children in these ages can't stand the old and used air on space ships. It's bad for their growth and can cause various psychical problems.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:49 No.16851438
    rolled 30 = 30

    Of course I did. I need to make a man out of him, and the best way to do that is taking him on high-risk life threatening missions in a prehistoric jungle.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)19:49 No.16851440
    rolled 81 = 81

    Woman! He'll never grow up unless he gets some scars, I know better then to be a bad father, My dad sucked, hell his dad sucked!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:50 No.16851445
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    rolled 12 = 12

    my face when Nurgle is sexist and blesses 'go to kitchen' orders
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:51 No.16851459
    rolled 31 = 31

    "Hell ya I've been taking him to Terra. Kid's been great, behaving himself nicely. The time we've spent down there was real father son bonding time. But, you know, it's all fun and games till someone get's hurt. How bout you spend some time with him, teach him how to use his psyker abilities. I mean, wouldn't it make you feel good if both your parents supported you in using your psyker abilities."
    >> semidrunk biochemist 11/05/11(Sat)19:52 No.16851464
    rolled 36 = 36


    "Love, you have to understand, he's not a normal boy! He's destined for greatness, but his potential must be channeled! Imagine if our parents were content to let us lay around on our homeworld, where would we be? He's learned a valuable lesson about his own limitations, and he's stronger for that."
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)19:53 No.16851474
    rolled 61 = 61

    I support this now
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)19:54 No.16851480
    You tell Ishdra you're trying to be as good of a father as you can and help him grow up. She shakes her head.

    "Well why don't you try being a good husband first? I haven't seen you since that dangerous space battle! Speaking of which, what happened to the surviving Eldar? Lucius kept telling me something about an orgy."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:54 No.16851481
    rolled 94 = 94

    give the child to t-rex!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:55 No.16851495
    dice+1d100 *bitchslap waifu. Assfuck Typhus*
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:55 No.16851499
    rolled 19 = 19

    give the child to t-rex, you mere woman. you love it too much!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:56 No.16851501
    rolled 3 = 3

    Oh about that...uh WHO WANTS TO GO FOR ICE CREAM?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:56 No.16851506
    rolled 12 = 12

    When is Lucius not talking about an orgy.

    Anyways, I'm needed in a lot of places right now. First of all, I got a group of Malal cultists trying to hijack the crusade and subvert it. Damn Malal cultists. They are trying to destroy everything Chaos stands for!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:57 No.16851513
    rolled 30 = 30


    Orgy? Why,Orgy is such a hard word. They're amusing themselves, yes, as such is the way of Chaos. But calling it an orgy? I think good old Lucius has made fun of you.

    On a sidenote, you did not happen to feel an..unusual psychic presence around the ship,have you? Something self-destructing, utterly stupid? See,I think we may have a blind passenger.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:57 No.16851515
    rolled 80 = 80

    It's rape-orgy to be precise. We're converting them to Slaanesh. It's all for a good cause.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:57 No.16851516
    rolled 93 = 93

    kill the eldar bitch! and eat her child!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)19:58 No.16851525
    rolled 54 = 54

    We won the battle, the Eldar are cooperating and I was trying to show the crew and Eldar a good time.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:58 No.16851526
    rolled 65 = 65

    *bitchslap waifu. Assfuck Typhus*
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:58 No.16851527
    rolled 43 = 43

    tentacle-from-my-mout kiss her making sure she'll succumb into her direst desires, then leave her unconscious and scold Typhus for being a chicken.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:59 No.16851533
    rolled 42 = 42

    you need some orgy from time to time... do you think that one eldar woman is enough for the man like me?
    >> semidrunk biochemist 11/05/11(Sat)19:59 No.16851536
    rolled 35 = 35


    Oh, fuck. Rolling against this.

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)19:59 No.16851537
    rolled 73 = 73

    Lucius is just being a creep. Ignore him.
    Also where's Noddaba? Haven't seen him in a while.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:00 No.16851546
    rolled 6 = 6

    I can show you just now what I did to them. You would love it, sweetheart!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:01 No.16851553
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>16851536, >>16851481 comes first, and is stoppable.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:02 No.16851560
    rolled 62 = 62

    You're too curious, my dear, should I be afraid of you?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)20:02 No.16851561
    Getting annoyed by Ishdra's bitching, you consider for a moment feeding Noddaba to Josh. However doing so would be impossible as neither are nearby.

    You tell Ishdra that the orgy is being done to convert them to Chaos. She stares back at you, appalled. "That's horrible! How could you just have them raped like that! Why would they even join you after that?!"
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:04 No.16851567
    rolled 38 = 38


    'Cause bitches love 'dat rape... Hoe
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:05 No.16851574
    rolled 17 = 17

    they loved it! come on, let me show you what fun it is...
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:05 No.16851578
    rolled 9 = 9

    I dunno. You seemed to seem to have taken me raping you pretty well.
    Then hold out fist for Typhus to bump.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:05 No.16851582
    rolled 9 = 9

    Rolling for this...
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:06 No.16851584
    rolled 86 = 86

    Shut up, women, or you will also be raped by all my armies!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:06 No.16851586
    rolled 84 = 84

    "Says the woman who's marrying her own rapist."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:07 No.16851594
    rolled 47 = 47

    "Because it gives them feeling that they can drill to the heaven, baby... or sometimes be drilled..."*kamina mode on*
    >> +1d100 Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:07 No.16851596

    Rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:07 No.16851602
    This time I'm actually rolling
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:09 No.16851611
    rolled 15 = 15


    Sigh and explain her that the rituals needed to invoke Slaanesh, being the Prince of Excess, are sometimes rather excessive. The thing is that it only will be "Rape" for a short amount of time, after which Slaanesh will gift the Eldar and make every single thing in the universe pleasureable and beautiful for them - a moment of pain in exchange for an eternity of happines,in laymans terms.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:09 No.16851620
    rolled 18 = 18

    Rolling for this!!!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)20:12 No.16851650
    You tell Ishdra to quiet herself or you'll have your entire warband fuck her. All 24,000 men and their serfs.

    She hisses at you. "Oh yes, how lovely that would be for your bride-to-be to experience." She turns around and starts leaving the bridge. "Fuck this. I'm going to see our child."

    As Ishdra leaves Typhus lets out a sigh of relief. "By the Gods, you need to keep the woman happy Abaddon." he says "A follower of Nurgle would put caring for his family as first priority."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:15 No.16851665
    rolled 6 = 6

    Shut up cat-lover. You were cowering like a bitch before her.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:16 No.16851666

    "Well,I'd prefer doing it the soft way to,but we don't have time for this bullshit. Now, tell me,

    a) What the fuck happened to Khârn?
    b) Any news regarding the Malal issue?
    c) What's going on right now?

    We need a cool head in this situation.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:16 No.16851667
    rolled 41 = 41


    say "Shit Typhus, that girl just needs to learn her place... "
    Then go check on what fucked up Kharn
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:16 No.16851676
    rolled 68 = 68

    "Do you know what time is it Typhus?"
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:17 No.16851682
    rolled 12 = 12

    Tell Typhus that it is, I just wanted her to know her place.

    Now, look at what the scribe has been writing. If he's been doing a good job, reward him with Carapace Armor.

    Also, let's go see where our T-Rex is.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:18 No.16851694
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:18 No.16851695
    rolled 67 = 67

    she should be honoured to be my bride... or I'll force her to be happy, anyway
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:19 No.16851705
    rolled 100 = 100

    Smack him with Sindri.
    "Dude what the fuck? How'd your guys get their asses handed to them by one eldar bitch? Fuck it, you guys are pussy. I'mma go hang with Doomrider."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:21 No.16851716
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    But..but..we can't do that! Not to our Nurglite Bros! They've always loved us!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:22 No.16851723
    rolled 36 = 36

    I'll talk to her... Maybe we should spend more time with our child.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:22 No.16851733
    It's just older brother scolding younger brother like talk. Typhus is in the family, he'll understand.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:24 No.16851744
    rolled 20 = 20

    Go with her and teach her a lesson... Wait untill she's with our son. He should know how to speak with women properly.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:25 No.16851752
    rolled 47 = 47

    I don't need her anymore.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)20:26 No.16851760
    You bring Sindri around and lash out at the Traveller's head with it, smashing the cheek of his helm. You tell him that he's pathetically weak for failing to stop a mere xeno woman. You then turn around and exited the bridge.

    You hear Typhus speak as you leave. "Sorry Abaddon, but I simply didn't want to harm the fiance of a warmaster who's with child."

    You walk along the halls of the Vengeful Spirit, your scribe following you as he writes things down. Soon you approach Doomrider's chamber aboard the ship. As you do thought he vox crackles to life.

    "Abaddon, please come to the sorcery chambers." you hear the High Seer Asuya say. "There are important matters we need to discuss."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:29 No.16851779
    rolled 1 = 1


    Vox back asking how important it is ranging from
    I dropped my book and can't find it
    If you're not here within 2 hours the ship will implode and with it the entire universe

    If it's not that important go hang with Doomrider, discuss what happened to Kharn
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)20:29 No.16851780
    (I'm going to have dinner now. Will be back shortly. Feel free to roll while I'm gone.)
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:29 No.16851782
    rolled 36 = 36

    Asuya... wy do I need all of them? I'm so week, so dependent...
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:30 No.16851786
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    rolled 23 = 23

    Absolutely nothing to do with the quest, just your title image. You WILL change it to:


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:31 No.16851794

    " Naturally. I assume you are finished with Khârn?"

    Head to the Sorcery Chamber,but gather a small group of CSM around you first. The important matter could be a sharp object right inside your head.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:32 No.16851809
    rolled 2 = 2

    "Fuck you Asuya ! I'm going to have my private time with Sindri now!"
    >> dice 1d100 Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:40 No.16851872
    Snort some of Doomrider's cocaine then go see what the fuck is up at the sorcery chambers. Bring some spare cocaine.
    >> Adamanat 11/05/11(Sat)20:41 No.16851881
    rolled 21 = 21

    I chortled.
    Have a dice roll on me sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:41 No.16851884
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:44 No.16851917
    rolled 17 = 17

    Get in the sorcery chambers. Fuck Asuya in the butt.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:48 No.16851951
    rolled 48 = 48

    Ignore her, do cocaine with doomrider instead.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)20:57 No.16852054
    Bumping for interest
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)21:01 No.16852091
    (And I am back)

    You decide to snort some coke before heading off to see Asuya. You walk into the chamber and see Doomrider having shots of liquid-cocaine. He give you a few grams which you eagerly snort up. You then leave with a bag holding a few more grams.

    You head over to the Sorcery Chambers where you find Asuya waiting for you. The High Seer turns to you with a mildly pleased expression you enter and speaks.

    "Greetings Abaddon. Now there's several things which I need you to elaborate on for me." she says "First of all, what by the Gods are you alien beings and how did you get here? Secondly, you said you knew how to defeat the necrons. I want to know how much you know of them and how you would do this. Thirdly, I want to hear about these "Chaos Gods" you and your kin speak of. Fourth of all, I would like to know why the HELL you ordered a mass raping of my fellow kin!" Her tone turns harsh and hard with that last demand.

    Asuya sits down and crosses her legs. "Well?"
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:05 No.16852138
    rolled 100 = 100

    *I can show you what are chaos gods about." *bitchslap and assfuck her.*
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:07 No.16852163
    That's the way the cookie crumbles...

    Any one have that pic of OP when posts end in rape?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:08 No.16852178
    rolled 100 = 100

    1) We're humans, although guys like me and Kharn are astartes, a type of protohumans who have the blood of Gods. We got here by travelling through the warp itself (do not mention time travel).
    2) We've fought the necrons and can tell you how to destroy them for good, but only if you submit to Chaos.
    3) The big four Chaos Gods are deities who live in the warp. They are very awesome and give their followers awesome powers and you should totally worship them. Especially Khorne, you'd like him.
    4) Don't worry, we're just converting them to Chaos. I promise they'll thank us for it afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:10 No.16852190
    A challenger approaches!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:10 No.16852200
    rolled 87 = 87


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:13 No.16852228
    rolled 54 = 54

    Dammit Khorne is jinxing Tzeentch. GET IN HERE BLESSED ROLL
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:15 No.16852249
    rolled 18 = 18


    If the OP actually lets us do that this will be the coolest quest thread, ever!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)21:20 No.16852292
    rolled 73 = 73

    Supporting this
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)21:20 No.16852295
    You start explaining about Chaos and humanity to her. You leave out most of the details, mostly about the dangers of Chaos and the Horus Heresy, presenting Chaos as a completely awesome religion with no downsides that makes everything better. You tell her that the power of Chaos can be used to crush the Necrons forever, and that your warband's raping of the Eldar is necessary to have them understand Chaos.

    Asuya sits for a bit, considering what you have told her. As she does, the cocaine you had early suddenly kicks into effect. Your eyes shrink and you burst out at Asuya, slapping her across the face and saying you'll show her the glory of Chaos. You try to bend her over but she thrashes about, slamming her heel into your codpiece. You hear the metal crack as pain surges through your groin.

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:22 No.16852314
    rolled 29 = 29


    Bitch be trippin'
    You better show me sum' tricks hoe
    or imma' slap a bitch
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:23 No.16852321
    rolled 32 = 32

    Sweet emprah what the fuck is wrong with Doomrider's coke?
    Well this is bad. Um...start screaming about how an Enslaver is trying to possess you.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:23 No.16852327
    rolled 2 = 2

    "Sperm to the sperm god!!!" *Ejaculate in name of slaanesh.*
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)21:24 No.16852338
    rolled 65 = 65

    Get or bearings back and apologise, let her know about the coke, offer her some, also call Arhiman, make sure Alpharius and Omegon are still imprisond.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:24 No.16852340
    rolled 92 = 92


    Point out that the Rape is simply the means by which to show her the glory of Chaos, just like her kin are being shown the glory of Chaos through rape.

    Then charge your groin with the power of Chaos and remove your codpiece to show her the true power of the gods.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:25 No.16852352
    rolled 67 = 67

    Shove her face into the cocaine baggie.
    Get that bitch high.
    Get her fully bent over, and call for Doomrider.

    I hope you guys like parties 'cause we're about to have one up in this bitch.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)21:25 No.16852358
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:25 No.16852360
    rolled 51 = 51


    Make a joke about inappropriate touching
    Then go check on Kharn
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:26 No.16852364
    rolled 49 = 49

    Give her some of Doomrider's coke too.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:27 No.16852371
    rolled 69 = 69

    Fuck yeah. Rolling for this shit here.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:27 No.16852372
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:28 No.16852383
    rolled 65 = 65

    >give Asuya cocaine
    >convert to chaos
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:29 No.16852402
    rolled 44 = 44


    Then start crying as you continue your rape attempt.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:30 No.16852410
    rolled 4 = 4

    Rolling for this.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)21:30 No.16852411
    rolled 80 = 80

    Speaking of Kharn lets not rape her, Kharn would be PISSED! well more so then ususal.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:33 No.16852435
    rolled 21 = 21


    NO RAPE.

    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)21:35 No.16852452
    You inform Asuya that you're attempting to enlighten her, as rape is used to show others the power of Chaos as you previously mentioned.

    You bend her over and remove your codpiece as charge your crouch with warp energies. But once you have Asuya kicks you hard in the groin and breaks from your grasp. She backs off and flames surround her right hand.

    "Get. The. Fuck. Away." she states, cold and hard. "If you touch me once more, you freak, I will murder you."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:36 No.16852468
    rolled 2 = 2



    Before we begin to open up her anal cavity to the power of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:37 No.16852478
    rolled 93 = 93


    Calmly leave, noting that this is Kharns bitch, and so he must administer punishment
    Go check up on what happened with Kharn
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:37 No.16852480
    rolled 80 = 80

    *Analfist her with Sindri*
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:37 No.16852482
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    rolled 17 = 17

    Hoho! A little fight in ya! I like that.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)21:39 No.16852505
    rolled 74 = 74

    AGAIN TRY THIS!>>16852338
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:39 No.16852507
    rolled 70 = 70


    Smirk in amusement and replace codpiece.

    "Well, perhaps you are not fully prepared for enlightenment just yet. Take solace in knowing that your kin are already enjoying the fruits of Chaos as we speak - you could take part in this with them of course...but I would prefer you see me personally when you are ready to embrace the supreme power of the gods. Now...I have other business to take care of if your curiosities have been sated."

    Exit room and check on what happened to Kharn. Punch a cultist slave into a bloody frappe out of sexual frustration on the way.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:40 No.16852514
    rolled 76 = 76


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:41 No.16852523
    rolled 73 = 73

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:42 No.16852536
    rolled 85 = 85

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)21:43 No.16852539
    rolled 55 = 55

    Ugh.... re-roll....
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:44 No.16852554
    Ok, I know I was kinda cheating with two rolls there, but here's a re-roll, one final roll in the hopes of achieving greatness.
    With some puppies.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:45 No.16852559
    rolled 86 = 86

    and HERE is the fucking roll!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)21:45 No.16852561
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    Remembering that Kharn feels fondly towards the High Seer, you decide to cease your actions and leave the Sorcery Chamber.

    As you think about Kharn you decide that you out to check up on him. You head on over to the ship's medical quarters and enter. There you find Kharn on a table, several apothecaries in the colours of the Emperor's Children working on him.

    Among them you see an apothecary with a skull staff and mechadendrites. He turns to you as you enter.

    "Oh hello Abaddon." he says with a grin "Long time no see."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:45 No.16852565
    rolled 52 = 52

    Slaanesh the shit out of her.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:45 No.16852568
    rolled 74 = 74

    Knock her out with a slap blessed by Slaneesh and then proceed to rape her while she's knocked out.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:47 No.16852588
    rolled 61 = 61


    Rip his eyes out.

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:48 No.16852596
    rolled 27 = 27



    Seriously, why is Fabius aboard our ship?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:49 No.16852610

    Knock him out
    Then proceed to ask the nearest apothecaries how Kharn is and when the fuck he's getting up again, he have a female to manhandle
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:49 No.16852618
    rolled 42 = 42


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:50 No.16852623
    rolled 85 = 85

    Turn into a mince pie.

    A mince pie that exists at every point in time and the universe.

    You now have the ability to change back and forth between Abaddass and the mince pie.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:50 No.16852625
    rolled 32 = 32

    "Im here to rape Kharn. May I proceed?"*Proceed without waiting of answer*
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:51 No.16852635
    rolled 34 = 34

    Oh hi Fabius.

    Ask him how he's doing. It really has been a long time.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:51 No.16852641
    rolled 61 = 61


    Scowl menacingly.

    "I'm not amused in the least bit that you are aboard my ship, Fabius. However, I'm in a bit of a hurry, so I will omit cutting out your heart. Tell me what's wrong with Kharn and how he ended up this way."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:52 No.16852651
    rolled 83 = 83

    Bitchslap Kharn for not controlling his bitch properly, then order him to make a sammich for you.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:52 No.16852652
    rolled 95 = 95

    Ok, just re-rolling for Abaddon to get the mince pie's power instead. Also rolling to respond appropriately to who I assume is Fabius, and ask him how his work is going. Also, see if Kharn is ok. Through both verbally asking Fabius, and checking yourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:53 No.16852659
    rolled 6 = 6

    Slap his shit.
    "That's for giving my soldiers those faulty combats drugs during that previous Black Crusade!"
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:56 No.16852690
    rolled 66 = 66

    how the fuck is this the highest roll so far?
    meh, I guess if it get's chosen it could be lulzy
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:56 No.16852695

    Correction: slap Fabius for being a shitty apothecary and to make yourself feel good, then order him to make a sammich.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)21:57 No.16852706

    Wait, can we turn into a mince pie now?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:00 No.16852740
    rolled 35 = 35

    *Just fap*
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)22:09 No.16852822
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    You suddenly want to become a mince pie. Throwing you arms into the air you scream out into the warp, praying to newly-born Slaanesh, and shout your overbearing desire to be turned into a mince pie. The apothecaries stand around looking at you awkwardly. They jump back though as you are suddenly consumed with a flash of golden, sensual warp energy.

    You feel your very soul being twisted as your physical existence and surroundings are warped by the power of Chaos. You feel your essence being stretched out by the Immaterium and reshaped.

    As this happens, it almost feels as if you can be at any point in the universe at any time. As your soul continues to twist you hear hundreds of incomprehensible sounds across space and time.

    Soon you are returned to the medical quarters, now a mince pie. As one of the bewildered apothecaries approaches you, you return to your normal form and ask how Kharn is doing.

    "Uh..he's fine, my lord." he says "Well not FINE but alive. He took some serious damage but he should be back up in a few days." You look at Kharn's body, seeing blood all over and a bone sticking out of his skin. His face his pulp and his whole body bruised.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:12 No.16852858
    Brofist Kharn, restoring his health.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:13 No.16852864
    rolled 29 = 29

    Who cares about Kharn? WE ARE NOW A MINCE PIE!
    Let us go to the mess hall and transform on a table, then transform back to Abaddon once someone's put us in their mouth. Shit'll be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:14 No.16852870
    rolled 44 = 44


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:17 No.16852894
    rolled 46 = 46


    Brutally backhand the Apothecary.

    "I CAN SEE THAT HE'S ALIVE, FOOL! Tell me something I don't know. I need to know WHO did this, WHAT caused it, and WHERE Kharn got these wounds. And if you or Fabius cannot produce an answer for me, you are as useless as that Xeno bitch Kharn himself loves so much! I will see you sent to the fucking Basillica of TORMENTS if you come up empty handed!

    Storm off to the brig to make sure Alpharius / Omegon are secure and prepare to interrogate them personally.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:19 No.16852914
    rolled 66 = 66

    *Pray to the dark gods for tentacles, so you can feel more like your son*
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:19 No.16852915
    rolled 9 = 9


    Let Kharn be miraculously restored from a bite of our mince-pie form!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:19 No.16852916
    rolled 14 = 14

    I'm pretty sure he got hurt while fighting Alpharius in the last thread.
    Rolling for using Sindri to accelerate his healing.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:19 No.16852917
    rolled 91 = 91


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:20 No.16852929
    Hang on, what the hell happens with the new Necron fluff? Is there any real change? Since now the Necrons killed the old ones, AND the C'tan, I think the Eldar would actually be wanting our help a lot more, even though all of the tomb worlds are hidden and hibernating. Perhaps it would be prudent to inform them about the Tyranids instead?

    Also, rolling for these:
    I know we had a 66 already, but if this is blessed, let all be done!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:20 No.16852932
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    18 KB
    rolled 48 = 48

    First mince pie transforming and now this? What the fuuuck?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:21 No.16852939
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:21 No.16852944
    Welcome to Abaddon Quest.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:22 No.16852951
    rolled 66 = 66


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:23 No.16852958
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:23 No.16852960
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    rolled 73 = 73

    This is why I love this quest.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:23 No.16852962
    rolled 8 = 8


    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)22:24 No.16852976
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    rolled 64 = 64

    WHY?! WHY ARE WE PIE!!??!?!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:28 No.16853003
    rolled 59 = 59

    Googling for badass minced pies.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)22:28 No.16853004
    Feeling that Slaanesh may be feeling generous what with his mince pie power-gift, you pray once more to the Prince of Excess. This time you ask for tentacles, so that you may be able to better relate more to your spawn.

    You suddenly feel the warp touch your chin. Eldritch energies tickle under your skin and you feel something twisting and growing. Suddenly tendrils start sprouting from your chin. Soon a full beard made up of chaos tentacles is formed.

    The apothecaries stand in awe of your sudden transformation. You hear Fabius mutter soothing before turning around and returning to his work.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:31 No.16853027
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    48 KB
    rolled 60 = 60

    >tentacle beard
    Oh fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:32 No.16853031
    rolled 46 = 46

    please, bless me with tentacles... and then I will return to this awfully proud eldar bitch and show her where is her place
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:32 No.16853038
    rolled 18 = 18


    The wife may not approve of our new look.

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:34 No.16853047
    rolled 73 = 73

    *Tentaclerape everyone in the room*
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:34 No.16853051
    rolled 37 = 37

    And then Abaddon became a true man.
    Rolling to punch out Fabius just because we can, then walk off laughing.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:34 No.16853053
    rolled 97 = 97

    I should punish this stupid far seer now... Slaanesh aproves what I do. And my fiance should watch this punishment to see what happens to whose, who don't do as I please
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:35 No.16853058
    rolled 28 = 28

    Rub our tentacled face over Kharn's body to heal him!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:36 No.16853069
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    57 KB
    rolled 15 = 15


    Oh god, this.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:38 No.16853083
    rolled 39 = 39

    My son will rule over eldars now... not all these women
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)22:39 No.16853091
    rolled 95 = 95

    Rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:39 No.16853096
    rolled 21 = 21

    pray to slaanesh...
    To have your own real-life loyal pet Gyarados. With scales made of adimantium, with a Dark Eldar shadow field fitted into each one. Because this won't be overpowered. (not in this quest anyways, anything happens)
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:40 No.16853103
    rolled 47 = 47

    Fuck, one re-roll because I wanna see this happen. Also rolling for >>16853058
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)22:41 No.16853107
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:41 No.16853109
    rolled 4 = 4


    Using my re-roll!

    Captcha: exceeding aorsed

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:42 No.16853112
    rolled 28 = 28

    something smells fishy
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)22:42 No.16853113
    Having such a mighty new tentacle beard, you decide that it's time to punish Asuya for her early attacks on you.

    You exit the medical quarters and head over to the Sorcery Chambers. As you do you tune into the vox and tell Ishdra to come on over. You feel it would be useful for her to watch this.

    However, as you reach the chambers you find Asuya gone. Suddenly the vox cracks a voice is heard over your private channel.

    "Abaddon, if you're not busy I feel we should have a little talk, discuss some things." Ahriman says
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:43 No.16853129
    rolled 13 = 13

    rolling for Gyarados!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:44 No.16853133
    rolled 45 = 45

    Shape up, stop doing silly things, and actually get down to business and all. Shenanigans are fun and all, but we DO have a Crusade to run.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:44 No.16853137
    rolled 94 = 94


    Do it with waifu. Use the tentacles too.

    Leave the vox on.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:44 No.16853141
    rolled 8 = 8

    Screw Ahriman. Keep searching for Asuya.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:45 No.16853142
    rolled 5 = 5

    Ahriman... well, we can do it together. After all there are two eldar women to punish...
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)22:45 No.16853143
    rolled 7 = 7

    GO TO AHRIMAN IMMEDIATLY!!! show off our awesome new beard, ask what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:45 No.16853148
    rolled 87 = 87


    "Sure, just gimme a sec."

    Using the power of our new beard, our tentacles PLUNGE THROUGH THE FABRIC OF REALITY, seizing upon the WILFUL ELDAR TROLLOP and dragging her back before us to experience the UNLIMITED AND PERFECTLY TRIMMED PLEASURES of our SEX BEARD.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:45 No.16853150
    rolled 2 = 2

    Rolling for this. We've had some fun, got our tentacle beard and mince pie form. Now let's get some shit done with them.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)22:46 No.16853159
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:47 No.16853161
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    91 KB
    rolled 40 = 40

    Hey guys, Alpharius and Alpharius-2 are still out there.

    Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:47 No.16853162
    rolled 17 = 17

    This. Call Ahriman over to help the punishment. Record the whole thing and make another porno/snuff film for the crew.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:47 No.16853163
    rolled 68 = 68

    Rape Asuya and kill her. It's important step in converting Eldars to Chaos
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:48 No.16853170
    rolled 32 = 32

    Fucking ghey roll. Rerolling.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:48 No.16853171
    rolled 44 = 44

    It seems Slaanesh truly is favouring this thread tonight.

    Rolling for: >>16853148
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:49 No.16853178
    rolled 73 = 73

    Rolling for these.
    Afterwards, we knuckle down and get shit done.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:49 No.16853182
    rolled 58 = 58

    Do it in slaanesh way
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:50 No.16853192
    Re-roll, mostly so we get shit down, but otherwise... yeah.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:51 No.16853201
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:52 No.16853213
    rolled 29 = 29

    there is a son, so now time for doughter... find asuya
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:54 No.16853236
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    rolled 37 = 37

    You're gonna need better rools to combat the chaos in this Chaos thread mah boi.

    But yeah, let's get back on track here. Hold off on the rape/carnage/herpderpan till the Super Alpharius Brothers are taken care of.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)22:54 No.16853237
    You decide to wait in the chambers for a while. Eventually Ishdra arrives. "Abaddon dear, you called me for som-what the fuck is with your face?"

    As soon as she approaches you grab onto Ishdra and pin her down. "Abaddon what the fu-" You rip the lower portion of her dress off and lower her head. Ishdra gasps with delight as your tentacles begin pleasuring her.

    You continue rubbing her with your tentacles, her moans and wails going through the vox network. After she climaxes, you hear a voice.

    "Abaddon...please tell me you did not do what I think you just did over the vox."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:56 No.16853253
    rolled 86 = 86

    "Had to be done Ahriman. Had to be done."

    Then go deal with Ahriman in person.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)22:56 No.16853254
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:57 No.16853261
    rolled 41 = 41

    ahriman needs me now. we'll talk later, my fiance.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:57 No.16853264
    rolled 99 = 99


    I'll tell you what I DIDN'T do- NOT rock her world.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:58 No.16853270
    rolled 91 = 91


    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)22:58 No.16853271
    rolled 97 = 97

    Well that was quick.

    Rolling for the earlier gyarados suggestion.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)23:02 No.16853307
    You hear Ahriman sigh in response. "Whatever. Just please come over to your throneroom."

    Ishdra breathes heavily as she lies under you. "Oh Gods Abaddon, that was amazing." she says
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:05 No.16853322
    rolled 96 = 96

    "Ahriman, you would have done the same if you were in my place. Now stop being a pussy and look for any mention of Alpharion/Omegon in them there rubrics of yours" - you then inject some drugs into the woman so she falls asleep and won't cause problems.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:05 No.16853325
    rolled 56 = 56

    "Damn right bitch."
    Give her a kiss and leave to see Ahriman.

    ...wait, what am I saying? Chaos doesn't kiss. Smack her ass and leave to see Ahriman
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)23:05 No.16853329
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    rolled 11 = 11

    To the throne room! Let's see his face when he sees our face!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:07 No.16853348
    rolled 4 = 4

    Pssh, who needs Ahriman to find 'em? C'mon, let's use our Warp-Fuckery for good use; we've grabbed punched holes in the warp to nab things before after all.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:08 No.16853352
    but Eldar are xenos... he should smex some of those traitor sisters of battle.

    You know there used to be only one, but Mat ward arrived and changed that fact now =/
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:09 No.16853362
    No. Sandy Mitchell and whoever wrote Daemonifuge did that.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:10 No.16853376
    rolled 79 = 79

    let's go to ahriman
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:11 No.16853377
    rolled 5 = 5

    Learn your fluff. It was Mitchell that did that bro, not Ward.

    I swear, the mindless Ward-hate nowadays, you'd think he was responsible for everything ever bad about 40k from anyone's perspective.

    Anyways let's go deal with Ahirman and beat the shit out of some Primarch(s)
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:11 No.16853383
    Fuck that we need to continue to anal-molest our bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:11 No.16853386
    rolled 71 = 71

    How did I even...
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)23:12 No.16853387
    Yet again Ahriman sighs. "Perhaps. But at least I've trying to get my priorities straight." he said "I've started searching my books but I still wish to speak with you."

    As Ahriman tunes off, you turn back to Ishdra. You pull out a syringe loaded with some of Doomrider's date-rape formula and inject it into her on the spot. She gasps in surprised before quickly passing out.

    You then hear another voice over the vox. "Hey Abaddon, I finished that sewing work you wanted done on Alpharius and Omegon..." Lucius says
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:12 No.16853390
    rolled 56 = 56


    Forgot mah roll.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:12 No.16853391
    Do you think that Miriael Sabathie could be a good wife to Abbadon? I would prefer her more than that eldar bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:13 No.16853398
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:15 No.16853418
    you know, I always tough that those new sisters that had gone corrupt where because they where badly manufacturated by the ecclesiarchy in a hollow attempt to boost their force ranks. But it ended up back firing.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:16 No.16853420
    rolled 73 = 73

    Ooh this should be good. Go check out Lucius' work.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)23:17 No.16853430
    rolled 55 = 55

    Good let's take a look!
    Hmm.. perhaps Abaddon should be thinking about a harem.......
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:20 No.16853475
    rolled 42 = 42

    punch warp.
    acquire harem.

    The see arhiman, then lucius afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:21 No.16853482
    rolled 11 = 11

    No. Re-roll.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:22 No.16853486
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    rolled 63 = 63

    Re-rolling for this.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)23:22 No.16853487
    You leave Ishdra and exit the chamber, heading over to Lucius' temporary quarters. Once you've reached them you enter inside and find Lucius holding a pair of sewing needles.

    "Greetings Abaddon." he says with a smile "Looking forward to seeing my latest piece of art?"
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:24 No.16853505
    rolled 21 = 21

    Damn right we are. What sort of Siamese monstrosity have you cooked up?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:25 No.16853524

    they both chuckled with amusement.

    'That sabathiel bitch could grant abbadon additional favor of slaneesh, dont you think lucius?'
    Lucius didnt respond, he was too bussy, playing with the multiple breasts of his juan diaz deamonettes.
    'Yess she could do, slaneesh izzz good you know? yess, ahh little devil!'
    The deamonettes giggled and jumped over their master, satiating every sexual appetite that crossed it's mind at that moment.
    Ahriman just took his staff and walked away, thinking about this new sabathiel bitch. 'Yes indeed she will do'
    He then voxed once again to Abbadon.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:26 No.16853527
    rolled 78 = 78

    Shut up and show us the twins. If you did well enough, which might be able to put them in a freakshow.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:28 No.16853547
    We require more drawfags, call them from the warp!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)23:33 No.16853601
    You tell Lucius that you're looking forward to see his work, and that you might even consider showing it off with some other freaks like they did in old Terra.

    Lucius chuckles. "Oh, now that sounds good." he says as he walks over to a white silhouette, stained with blood. "Now brace you eyes, for I am about to show you a true pair of freaks! A twisted pairing of the Emperor's own sons; Alpharius and Omegon!"

    Lucius pulls down his curtain, revealing two astartes in Alpha Legion colours sewed together in multiple areas, some more uncomfortable than others.

    "W-why.....Abaddon..." you hear one fo them mutter from a mouth half-sewed to an ass.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:33 No.16853606
    rolled 46 = 46

    ...Bored and tired....

    ROLL FOR GYARADOS (why not? Could be an awesome steed)
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/05/11(Sat)23:35 No.16853626
    rolled 18 = 18

    Wait, is Lucius trying to renact the human centapied?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:35 No.16853627
    rolled 41 = 41

    Wait a minute...make sure it's the Alpharius brothers.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:38 No.16853646
    "Because I can!"

    Proceed to laugh manically and brofist Lucius, then lets get over to the throne room so we can obtain a new reason to abuse Ahriman.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:38 No.16853649
    rolled 98 = 98

    Ahriman... It's more important than this sewing stuff.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:38 No.16853654
    rolled 50 = 50

    Rolling for >>16853627
    Also make sure Lucius isn't Alpharius in disguise.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:39 No.16853665
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:40 No.16853676
    rolled 16 = 16

    boring... go to ahriman
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:41 No.16853688
    rolled 53 = 53


    Compliment Lucius on his handiwork.

    Explain to Alpharius / Omegon that their torment will end as soon as they can tell us everything they know about the Malal cult.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:42 No.16853705
    rolled 93 = 93

    yes, malal is most important now
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 11/05/11(Sat)23:46 No.16853753
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    Having viewed Lucius' latest piece, you decide to make your way to Ahriman.

    You continue walking along the halls until you reach your throneroom. Inside you find it empty, not even the terminator guards waiting for you. All empty save for Ahriman standing below your throne. He turns to you as you enter.

    "Greetings Abaddon, I-what is this mortal doing here?" the sorcerer asks, pointing to the cultists who has been following you about and recording your actions on his data-slab. The man shakes a little at the notice but Ahriman shakes his head. "Whatever. We have other matters to speak of."

    Ahriman approaches you. "First of all Abaddon..." he says, a smile suddenly appearing on his face. "I'd like to say I'm very pleased with you."

    (Aaand that's a warp. Gotta go to bed now. It's been fun.)
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:49 No.16853784
    rolled 29 = 29

    Well that session was rather uneventful....
    Still pretty fun though.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:50 No.16853803
    >>16853784 rather uneventful....

    I'd like to point out the part where we became a mince pie that can exist at all points in time simultaneously.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:53 No.16853838
    rolled 65 = 65

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