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    476 KB Hella Funtime Adventure Friends Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:45 No.16853743  
    We had this thread last month and it was pretty entertaining.

    You are stuck on a deserted island with everyone else on /tg/ right now, for four years.

    You can bring two "Hella Funtime Adventure Friends" and one backpack worth of supplies.

    Who will you bring, and how will you survive?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:46 No.16853755
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:51 No.16853810
    Friends: Anybody + Murray
    Enemy: Carron

    So the only time I'm in any danger is at night, which is when I have an awesome protector.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/11(Sat)23:59 No.16853886
    >Mr. Pepper and Mrs. Pepper
    >kill Mr. Pepper by tying up and throwing into ocean, pity-fuck Mrs. Pepper.
    >Have Pico as enemy, chain him up and beat him senseless every day.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:02 No.16853913
    Boleslava and Mildred is still the best combo.

    Boleslava erases Mildred's depressing thoughts, making her happy and compliant. Infinite food and brainsploding my enemies. Plus the best sleep ever.

    Maybe Boleslava will make Mildred so happy that she'll even hook me up with some of her hot witch apprentices.
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:05 No.16853944
    Perverted sociopath mode ACTIVATED!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:09 No.16853968
    Bones or Cantelo to be my friend and help me with labors, Blinky or Womba Womba to be the party muscle.

    No matter how much this changes, that's always the best bet from a conservative viewpoint (not wanting things with weaknesses like "dies if touches water" or "dies if you perform an evil act").
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:12 No.16853991
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    mildred - i'm good at charming old people, she'll come over, its all about respect.
    doldorf - i'm a heavy sleeper, also my plans will be so devastating, knowing about them won't really help my enemies much. they're pretty much fucked from the get-go

    enemy - lazarus. no other foe is worthy of my concern, and fortune favors the bold. COME AT ME, BRO!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:14 No.16854013
    all of these companions have hilarious upsides and downsides
    a good read
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:15 No.16854017
    Friends: Bones and Bablamon.
    Enemy: Pico.

    My awesome undying friend and my asshole magic sword? We'll punch all of the barbecue chicken out of that bastard.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:15 No.16854021
    So what are your plans?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:15 No.16854027
    Bablamon and Doldorf for me, with Lazarus as my enemy. If I survive I'll be a legend.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:19 No.16854055
    pico + gwendolyn
    every thing is diamonds

    enemy: doldorf
    wizard - no powers
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:20 No.16854072
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:20 No.16854076
    Is there any way to keep Coily from licking me to death? Because having a lamia companion that can build me awesome underground facility would be great.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:20 No.16854077
    Coily and Cantelo
    We work together to make a house inside a cave, work together to collect food and make shortcuts to places through tunnels
    VS Narwolf, forcing me to never leave Cantelo alone to protect her.
    What happens if a male cantelo meets a Narwolf? will they fight each other to their death?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:20 No.16854082
    +1 Internet for this thread because the picture of available friends made me chuckle more than once.

    A toast to you sir.

    Friends: Boleslava and Mildred. C-c-c-combo breaker, the old lady is now my friend and I no longer suffer from crippling Major Depressive Disorder.

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:22 No.16854104
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    >Bablamon and Narwolf

    It's like I'm really He-Man!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:23 No.16854109
    My buddies will be Hell Rider and Mortimer. A loyal death knight and sarcastic asshole bird who fetches shit sounds pretty good.

    Kenny would be the bad guy, but as he and I are kindred spirits who don't like women, we should get along just fine.

    I'll just have Hell rider ride around and fuck shit up for me, while me, Kenny and Mortimer explore the island and be assholes to people.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:25 No.16854132
    aww yeah. I choose Bones and Mortimer as my Hella-Funtime-Friends, I and choose to be constantly haunted by people wielding Bablamon.
    Pacifist-Survivalist-Necromancer-Falconeer Mode: Activated
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:26 No.16854147
    Where's my little robot?

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:27 No.16854157
    What happened to Archie?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:30 No.16854195
    Audrey and Coily.

    Live in epic underground tunnel complex with Coily. Keep Audrey close by to heal my inevitable acid burns.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:30 No.16854196
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    for a tight bond with my party based on mutual respect, shared adversity, and a mutual contempt for the other scum on the island.

    challenge other islanders, offer the choice of feudal service or a clean death to the defeated. after the island is under my yoke, proceed to unearth lazarus and unravel his very essence.

    this will take about 3-4 months, so after that, i guess in the 3 and a half years remaining i build a library in lazarus' horrific underground lair and fill it with arcane tomes and blasphemous relics.

    maybe take some time off to go windsurfing, barbeque on the beach when the weather is nice, maybe court one of the comelier lasses in my service and raise a family.

    mildred will be the godmother, it will mean a lot to her to be included. doldorf will probably be engrossed by running the dark library, but i'll bring junior down to see him with cookies from time to time, kid's got to learn the dark arts eventually, right?

    the night of my child's 17th birthday, i'll kill his mother, and poison my two original companions, and disappear into the night. he'll have to rally my old subjects together into a ragtag army and mount an assault on the forsaken library beneath the island, and then the real story will begin...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:33 No.16854229
    Cantelo and Rolf join me as buddies. Darklord Dennis is the villain and our DM on the island.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:38 No.16854273
    >cannot be befriended


    Nobody was born in this world to be alone!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:39 No.16854287
    You know who can soothe that evil rage of his? Gwendolyn! And his molten exterior might must melt her heart.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:42 No.16854313
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    I took the OP image from the creator's DA page so i think it only includes the friends they designed. to my knowledge these four are missing
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:46 No.16854345
    this art its so familiar but I cant remember from where is it.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:46 No.16854349
    I wish you played in my roleplaying groups i'd like to have more people who think outside the box
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:53 No.16854397
    Rolf and Rori,
    Time for that awesome videa skills to kick in.

    Enemy: Dennis
    When we get picked, on we Rolf and I will have sexors cause we're sad, and fun ensues.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)00:56 No.16854424
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    Coily + Audrey

    You can lick me Coily, but just once so your curiosity is sated. Then I'll have Audrey repair my melted face and we'll live a happy life filled with friendship and infinite fruit salads.

    And I'll share my fruit with Belz Buzz so she won't attack me.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:00 No.16854454
    Oh wow, Rori is hella cute.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:02 No.16854471
    And then your companions will "return to their own world" ... gw!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:07 No.16854507
    Do Rolf and Rori return to their own world if they're treated cruelly by anythign, or just by me?

    Because it would suck if my companions both vanished as soon as a monster appeared, or there was bad weather, or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:07 No.16854515
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    Audrey is the name of the talking plant from Little Shop of Horrors.

    Subtle reference or coincidence?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:08 No.16854523
    Hell Rider and Mortimer.

    Mortimer finds shit, Hell Rider slaps it. After they've wrecked a kingdom, I come in and sell them raw materials for rebuilding at affordable and totally not unreasonable prices.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:09 No.16854530
    unless the threesomes are forced, it isn't cruel.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:10 No.16854536
    >bring both Rolf and Rori
    >plenty of vidya
    >then they start dating and leave me as third wheel
    >I become Darklord Dennis
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:13 No.16854561
    no food, no clean water, no shelter, no protection

    >Rolf and I will have sexors cause we're sad
    no companions
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:14 No.16854578
    But getting picked on is. Didn't think that needed spelling out.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:15 No.16854579
    I want the sword with bad jokes so badly.
    But i also want an air conditioner that makes diamo-
    Damn it how will i make a diamond castle now?
    I will just have to turn the other people on the island into diamonds for my castle.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:15 No.16854582
    >spend all your time having sex and playing video games
    >starve to death because none of you can get food
    Well at least you'll die doing what you love, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:17 No.16854590
    What does that mean, anyways? "Return to their own world"?

    Do they pack up their stuff and leave on the next plane out of here? Do they simply disappear from this world into their own alternate dimension?

    What kind of world do Hellafriends come from? Is this island a foreign place even to them? If they can leave anytime they want, why do they still hang around with you on a desert island for 4 years?

    These so called "Funtime Friends" are far more suspect than they appear. Do they know something that I don't know? Why did they volunteer to come with me? What happens to them after our 4 years are up?

    I refuse to trust any of these Pokemon knockoffs until my questions are answered.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:22 No.16854631
    I am a little weirded out now.
    Fortunately i picked the bad baddington evil rival notfriends or whatever so i already knew they were suspect.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:22 No.16854635
    I really like Coily, mostly because the tunneling ability means both shelter and water (from the aquifer).

    I'm iffy about the whole acid lick thing though.

    Audrey for food and medicine, presuming stamina regenerates.
    >> A Dead /co/mrade 11/06/11(Sun)01:26 No.16854669
    Cantelo and Belz Buzz
    They seem like they would make a good team
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:29 No.16854701
    Are all of Coily's bodily fluids acid, or just her saliva?

    If you know what I mean...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:30 No.16854713
    >featureless earthworm body
    She doesn't have a place for those kind of bodily fluids anyway.
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:33 No.16854747
    Oh, I see. I missed that she'd been retconned from lamia to worm-girl.
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    >Trying to determine if Coily is fuckable
    That is soooo six threads ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:34 No.16854752
    The retcon was specifically to thwart people like you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:35 No.16854767
    And then the first time he rapes mrs. pepper, she roasts him into cinders.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:38 No.16854783
    Dammit, man. There's a nerdy human girl on the list now, and you still want to stick it in the acidic snake-worm-monster girl?

    Oh wait, this is /tg/. Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:38 No.16854790
    Rolf, Rori and Darklord Dennis.

    Super-happy fun times.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:39 No.16854796
    >featureless earthworm body

    >implying that will stop my from fucking her.

    however with the introduction of Rori i am conflicted, will probs go fo audrey/coily
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:40 No.16854808
    Rori and Doldorf.

    Rori for funtime and having someone female around to talk to (maybe also sex, it's four damned years.)

    Doldorf so I become a mother fucking wizard after this.

    Rival? Bablamon. He can't do shit by himself.

    Rest is just surviving on an island with two useless sidekicks. I can do that, no problem. Assuming Rori and Doldorf can do basic manual labor I can do all the hard and tactical shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:41 No.16854817
    Considering her selling point is the ability to tunnel, I think she had more in common with an earthworm than a snake to start with.

    How old is Coily? Seems to be implied she at least graduated high school. Actually, how old are ANY of these characters? Are Rori and Rolf even legal? Is that Cheetoh dust on Dennis' arms?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:41 No.16854818
    >wanting to fuck Coily/Rolf/Rori
    >Cantelos will perform any task
    >any task
    Think about it man.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:42 No.16854824
    >Choose Rori and Bablamon
    >Confirmed for alpha as fuck
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:42 No.16854830
    Again, Cantelo + Mildred is the best option.

    Mildred can basically do everything you need to survive, she's obviously the most powerful, but the problem is, she doesn't give a shit about you and probably isn't willing to do to help you. Cantelo is unquestionable loyal. She'll do anything you ask of her. Even protect and/or heal Mildred. You can use Cantelo as a bargaining tool (because even though Mildred can't talk to her, you can) to get Mildred on your good side, obviously. Perhaps Mildred doesn't want to expend her energy all of the time? Cantelo can help!

    It's foolproof I tell you, foolproof!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 11/06/11(Sun)01:43 No.16854834
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    That is evil, terrible and... effective.
    Hella Evil Dictator-time Adventure?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:44 No.16854839
    "cantelo! convince rori to be my sex slave!"
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:44 No.16854850
    >Take Bablamon and Doldorf
    >Enemy: Lazarus
    Let's get this swords and sorcery rolling.
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:46 No.16854859
    Not the bro you're talking to, but the nerdy girl disappears if you treat her cruelly.

    Considering what the average fa/tg/uy looks like? Trying to have sex with her leads to her leaving forever.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:46 No.16854862
    >Rival? Bablamon. He can't do shit by himself.

    That's just mean.


    Why do people think Boleslava and Mildred have synergy? She's not depressed, she just doesn't like you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:46 No.16854863

    Damnit, missed the 2/2. Now I have to rethink this, possibly.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:46 No.16854864
    But Cantelo is like a blue gazelle or something.

    Fucking a creature that lacks the ability to speak, and looks like an animal is basically bestiality. Not cool, man.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:48 No.16854876
    I wanted to pick those two as well, I mean, bitches AND wizard powers? Hell yeah.

    Unfortunately neither of those characters contribute anything and neither can protect you from the inevitable battles you'll fight since you can't make a fortress or underground lair to hide in.

    Also: fucking bagpipes, man. Shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:49 No.16854883
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    friends: Rori and Murray
    >I can defend myself and survive. Rori sounds fun and Murray will allow us to sleep peacefully.
    foe: Lazarus
    >It's Lazarus, nuff said
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:50 No.16854893
    Doldorf has wizard powers, he can help. But surely your own natural ability is enough to defend them anyway?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)01:50 No.16854894
    1st Friend: Bablamon.
    2nd: Cantelo.
    Enemy: Hell Rider.

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:53 No.16854909
    Guys... Lazarus' outside is invulnerable. His mouth isn't a viable target because he breaths shit that corrodes organic matter. There's really no way to defeat him without a DC 80 escape artist check.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:54 No.16854924
    Cantello / Womba

    Never have to listen to another soul speak to me ever again. Cantello does all foraging / hunting. Womba does all fighting. I do everything else - primarily the thinking and listening to Cantello / Womba never say anything, ever.

    We trust each other with our lives - because if you can't have trust in a situation like that, what the fuck can you have?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:54 No.16854926
    >Grimsby and Bablamon
    >Use master swordsman skills to be the greatest lumberjack, have Grimsby create a wooden palace
    >If that doesn't work, ask Grimsby why not
    >Undertake quest to befriend Lazarus
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:55 No.16854935
    >not using magic to defeat Lazarus
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:55 No.16854941
    Friends: Mortimer and Balbamon
    Rival: Skizzo bros

    Comical adventuring party with a clumsy comical (although dangerous) rival.

    Probably starve to death but it'll be fun.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:56 No.16854948
    >Mildred and Doldorf
    >they ignore me and have sex with each other
    >four years later I get wizard power
    >plus Bablamon as the enemy, he can't do anything against me so when I find him I start wielding him regardless of his grumbling about it
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:58 No.16854952
    Mortimer can find food and other items. If he can't carry them he can guide you to them. You'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:59 No.16854955
    Or Mildred pops his brains. Or Gwen touches him and he turns to diamond.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:02 No.16854981
    >Wait for Lazarus to ready it's breath weapon
    >Have Asporos look it directly in the eyes, briefly immobilizing it.
    >Without a moment to waste, plunge Bablamon into the roof of Lazarus' mouth/have Mr.Pepper blast his insides


    >Have Carron hover inside the center of sleeping Lazarus during the day. At night, Carron materializes inside his body and electrocutes it from the inside.
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:04 No.16855004
    Friends: Bones and Cantalo

    Enemy: Lazarus

    Two faithful friends.
    One deadly enemy.

    Let's have at it.
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:19 No.16855125
    It seems like a lot of people in this thread have an inordinate amount of confidence in themselves and their abilities. Picking almost useless friends, challenging the most vile of villains. I wonder... How would /tg/ actually fare against the likes of Lazarus? Even with the aid of mighty warriors such as Hell Rider and Womba Womba on their side?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:21 No.16855135
    That's the point.
    It's the challenge.

    You have two loyal friends who will help you on your journey to become a great warrior and defeat the great beast.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:24 No.16855163

    Cantello / Womba, bro. Team Mute.

    Just imagine how peaceful it would be. At least until Pico came around - at which point this would enrage Womba who would slap it until it puked up enough BBQ Chicken for the next meal. I'd then fashion a simple bucket (maybe later something better) for Cantello to find fresh water with.

    Repeat forever or until Pico stops puking up BBQ Chicken.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:29 No.16855197
    >Rori and Bones
    >Order Bones to hold Rori down
    >Don't worry, I will treat her nice
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:35 No.16855239

    Laughed until tears.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)01:53 No.16855434
    What KIND of soup?!
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    >urinates soup
    >never stops talking about gwendolyn
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)02:14 No.16855614
    She's obviously sapient, as it understands everything you say to her. She's also obviously female, as there is now a Cantelo (Male) variant. Lastly, she's extremely loyal.

    Yeah, I'll go there. I'd still prefer Rori, though, but then I'm stuck with handhelds instead of consoles, and there's no guarantee of sex, or that we'll even get along after years in relative isolation... And if we get into a spat? She vanishes forever.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)04:59 No.16856656
    >first page; "others stranded on this island have brought their own companions"
    >second page; "you'll encounter one of these dangerous villains as your rival! ... If you show them a little kindness, they'll turn over a new leaf!"

    Picking Bablamon as a rival is most likely to blow up in your face - can't work with him then, and anyone else finding him will probably be swayed against you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)11:29 No.16858935
    Boleslava and Skizzo Bros

    Boleslava calms the Skizzos down so they stop arguing and become useful. Two-headed flying dragon mount obtained, assuming those are functional wings and not fancy hairdos.

    I'll also use the "grume" to stick something weighted to Boleslava so it never blows away.

    Crimseleno as my enemy for intense aerial battles.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)12:05 No.16859209
    Friends - Mildred and Grimsby

    Enemy - Lazarus.

    Mildred creates infinite food and water for Grimsby, who builds us an incredible castle. So she doesn't like me, I don't care. Either Grimsby will give me food or I'll catch my own. She'll kill Lazarus if he wakes up, if only out of self-preservation.

    Anyway, I end up with an enormous luxury mansion, and everyone has armour made out of Lazarus skin.
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    >Anybody trusting Boleslava

    He actively REMOVES THOUGHTS from your mind.
    ALL depressing thoughts- unsatisfactory past experiences will disappear. Contingency plans for worst case scenarios will be erased. Knowledge of your own weaknesses will be gone. The deaths of your loved ones will be forgotten. You could end up with just Boleslava and not knowing how your other Hella Friend died, who killed them, or even if they existed to start with.

    You'll become a placid, compliant vegetable while Boleslava literally feeds you his shit and you won't be able to do a thing about it.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)13:10 No.16859735

    But he poops marshallows! And he's so damn cute.
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    My professional opinion.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)13:37 No.16860020
    there is a fatal flaw in your tiers.

    You are forgetting Rolf and Rori's Brotential
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)13:38 No.16860021
    >Melts from sadness if you perform an evil act


    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)13:40 No.16860045
    Rolf and Grimsby.

    Like I give two fucks if a monster eats me after I've completely a flawless Dark Souls run.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)13:42 No.16860077
    I think you're looking too much into this.

    >> Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU 11/06/11(Sun)13:43 No.16860088
    boleslava/mildred master race

    slav projects happy thoughts, mildred no longer hates me.
    >> Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU 11/06/11(Sun)13:46 No.16860121
    >can perform any task
    "cantello, learn english"
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    I made this long ago and he was a bit OP, so I doubt anyone accepts him. One person said he looks like he would be Gwendolyn's father.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)14:09 No.16860371
    >Hell Rider

    >Gotta go fast.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)14:11 No.16860394
    >diplomatic mastermind
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)14:13 No.16860413
    Yeah, he kind of sounds like a jerk for a diplomatic person.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)14:20 No.16860496
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    I'd pick him.
    One of the few fan-friends I've seen whose design matches with the other characters. Word of god says Gwen is a "disguised eldritch horror" so her dad being an octopus king would be fitting/humorous.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)14:39 No.16860648
    Oh man, I remember Cleptsy.

    Cleptsy and Doldorf for bros, Lazarus as my enemy.

    Get a time-machine from Cleptsy, teleport four years into the future, and take on Lazarus with the full powers of MAGIC & SCIENCE
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)14:45 No.16860691
    >melts from sadness if you perform an evil act
    >almost no drawbacks
    Any petty cruelty, any lie, any momentary selfishness, and this fucker's gone.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)14:46 No.16860693
    I just thought of one problem with Audrey + Coily combo. If Coily wants to lick you because you smell nice, what is keeping her liking Audrey's smell and trying to lick him?

    Plus what would you do if Coily licked you during the winter when Audrey becomes a cocoon.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)15:40 No.16861244
    >More characters
    Stop it. Can't we have anything nice anymore?

    You pricks are worse than George Lucas.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)15:45 No.16861283
    Are you seriously telling me that you could even consider cruelty, selfishness, or lying when faced with a chubby elephant that loves hugs

    Look how fucking squishy that elephant is
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)15:56 No.16861378
    Screw that, these guys are basically Pokemon.
    That means we need at least a hundred of these little bastards.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)16:06 No.16861477
    Friends: Rolf and Rori.

    What the fuck else do I need? Relying on the fighting abilities and magical food production powers of others for protection and survival? Please.

    Although I WOULD try to befriend other people on the island who DO have such companions.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)16:34 No.16861794
    I'll take Cantelo and Bones, and male Cantelo as my enemy. Order female Cantelo to "pacify" male Cantelo until he's exhausted, then keep him in a cage with help from Bones. Breed a Cantelo army, send male Cantelos to destroy my enemies. Keep all female Cantelos for myself.

    Also, hire out female Cantelos to other players. Gotta find a place in the economy!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)16:36 No.16861810
    Allies- Rori and Bones. Bones can help me with manual labor, Rori can do a little work and I have a companion. Plus, she's unspeakably adorable.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)16:51 No.16861949
    Cantelo for dog cock and Gilligan because AN INFINITY OF PIEROGIES (and I can just give him a camelback backpack anyway) and also fish cock.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)16:55 No.16861991
    Could use a little balance, though.

    With so many we should be able to pick more.
    But if we can pick more, they should have more limitations.

    Personally, I like the idea that we expand to have more friends (and thus enemies)

    When you first arrive, you have your initial 2 friends. However, every year you can recruit one new friend. So when it's the end of the four years, and thus your final battle against all of your enemies, you have a team of six friends and your survival hardened self.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:03 No.16862049
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    That is actually an awesome idea.

    It already says the baddies will "turn over a new leaf" so is that implying i can end up with three hellafriends?

    I think getting new friends each year is a solid idea. But you should gain new rivals as well. So the longer you survive, the more challenging it becomes but you also start having more options available to you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:06 No.16862071
    Oh, and naturally, I'd have to take Lazarus as my enemy.
    I mean, if I have pierogies and dog cock, all I need left in life is a challenge.

    I'll solo that nigga with starting equipment. GET AT ME

    Also, if "good" Cantelo is female, then I'll have to replace her with Grimsby, who is presumably male. Beaver cock, and we can nerd out about the finer points of hidden statistics in The World Ends With You.

    Any combat or adventuran or whatever that comes up, I'll do myself. They're just there for company.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:10 No.16862115
    Cantelo is female.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:13 No.16862140
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    >Wanting to fuck a platypus that looks exactly like Wilford Brimley
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:14 No.16862149
    >choosing companions for cock
    /tg/ - Totally Gay

    Or are you the rare and mythical ca/tg/irl once spoken of in these lands?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:16 No.16862160
    Nope. Just /tg/.
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    my MSpaint skills are lacking so im sure anybody else who tried could make a better template but here you go anyways
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:56 No.16863177
    Lots of people in here seem to think Bablamon would just sit in some random tomb and not be able to threaten you. Its a sentient, powerful, evil sword. It'd be like the One Ring but it wants to get to you, and it wants to kill you.

    It would have some random monsters wield it and hunt you down.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:47 No.16863639
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    Friends: Bablamon and Cantelo

    I believe I can win Bablamon over, because I have no real limit on my sense of humor, so even if it's a bad joke, chances are I'm gonna find it funny. He will of course revel in it and be my friend. Cantelo can assist in any task, and I can mount her and wield Bablamon for combat proficiency.

    2 talking companions that are versatile in combat and in non-combat situations.

    For my enemy, Darklord Dennis.

    Because hammy comic book villains are fun to beat the shit out of, and he won't be able to destroy my beach side yurt.

    If I'm going to be stranded on a fantasy island, I may as well grow my beard out and dress for the occasion.

    My item list is 3 things. Magnesium fire starter, a wood axe, and a handful or marijuana seeds.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:01 No.16864511
    Bablamon and Cantelo (♀)


    Have fun!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:30 No.16864854
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    friends: Gilligan( makes good grow light and makes munchies double!!) and Kazoo(good water for ganja.. and drinking i guess.

    enemy: Pico, seriously just looking at his face made me want to smash my computer.
    ill have thizz, weed and D&D to wait for weed to grow.
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    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:55 No.16867078
    Say, why don't we set up this like Broquest style? I don't know how, but it's a thought that might be relevant.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:58 No.16867109
    >Yeah, he kind of sounds like a jerk for a diplomatic person.
    You have clearly never met a diplomat in person. They are wonderfully bright and cheery intelligent people who get every reference you make... when there is something legally binding they can get out of you.
    Diplomats are sociopaths, and value alliances enough to pretend to be able to sympathise.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:08 No.16867202
    Rolf and Rori
    Kenny as enemy.
    Screw around and survive for two months.
    Kenny arrives.
    Before he attacks, casually make off hand comment about how we can beat him at X video game.
    Kenny: Challenge accepted!
    Bond over gaming.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:15 No.16867270
    Please explain
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:17 No.16867289
    But Broquest sucks.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:24 No.16867348
    You know, It implies that all of those on the friend thing are you know... your Friends, to some degree. Mildred is probably just that dickish friend. You know, the guy who won't let you have any cheetos except for the ones that fell on the floor, but will still give you a coupon for food you don't like. She won't let you die, but it'll be more like this:
    Anon: Could i have some food?
    Mildred: Here, have some moldy bread.
    Anon: ...
    Mildred: Hey, your mold is getting cold!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:28 No.16867391
    Just so you guys know, picking someone as your 'Rival' just because you can torture them for food makes you a massive asshole.

    And most of the companions don't react favorably to general dickishness, especially in large doses.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)09:01 No.16869228
    I thought of Broquest when people started picking rivals as well as friends. Plus all the new Funtime Friends.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)09:11 No.16869273
    This popped up on /v/ first.

    Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)09:29 No.16869377
    Coily and Gwendolyn.
    Cuteness uber alles.
    Eventually my diamond skin will be impervious to acid saliva.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)18:12 No.16874016
    Hmmm... back in the old days I'd just pick Hella Rider and not need anyone else, but I guess now I'll take HR and rori, then we can play vidya while Hella Rider rides us around the island GOTTA GOING FAST.

    for a rival, Cantelo male, because why not. he won't be able to keep up with our speed.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)18:18 No.16874073
    Coily and Audrey.

    Coily for adorable worm-lamia, and building a vast underground palace.

    Audrey for healing my inevitable hideous acid burns.

    As a rival, Bablamon. I mean, he's just a sword. With a little luck, I'll be able to get him away from whoever is wielding him, and then I can just put him on a shelf somewhere and be safe forever.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)18:58 No.16874499
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    I think I've got things under control
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)19:16 No.16874671
    That lasts all of one encounter. You beat up the guy who wields him (by throwing rocks at his head, most likely), take Bablamon, dig a big pit, dump him in it, fill up the pit, and build your new cabin on top. If he magically tempts people over you'll still see them coming because you damned well live there, and if someone starts digging you shoo them off with a rake.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)19:23 No.16874760
    >Bringing chloroform, duct tape and a video recorder
    Not even Gwendolyn deserves what will happen next.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)21:31 No.16876504
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    It was going to happen sooner or later.

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