Car driving down your street -
>>its the feds, set up explosives to take out the building.

Clogged toilet -
>>sewer spirit, get the mage to kill it.

AC starts rattling -
>>chem attack, don full hazmat gear

Friends ask you to pick up some beer on the way over.

>case the store for three days, running full-spectrum surveillance

>Enter store from rear while it's closed

>Take beer

>Blow up store next door as a distraction

>Give beer to friends - shoot them before they can betray you.

- Slow dl speeds for porn
>hack someone else and steal theirs

- Want some drive through
>send the drone

((Be farmer))

Cow got ill after birthing
>Biological attack. Cordon off entire barn, sanatise with fire

Wheat crop not looking very good
>Jealous neighbour. Burn their house, steal all their shit and plant evidence they did it for the insurance money

Want to order a pizza
>hack into a stranger's commlink on the other side of town, waylay the delivery driver at the chokepoint you've been casing for the past week, secure the pizza, eliminate evidence and witnesses, hack pizza parlor's commlink and scrub all traces of your order.

- Go on date
>> Research your date thoroughly, including previous relationships, credit rating, and possible addictions. Plan on using them against her to ensure you have a better negotiating position. Make sure she pays for her half of dinner, because credits cost, chummer.

- Studying for a term paper
>>Call up all your friends and contacts to throw you as much information as possible. Weed through the ridiculous shit. Eventually go to TA and get him to cough up exactly what the professor's looking for. Hide the body.

Pick your daughter up from school

>Infiltrate school in disguise

>Extraction goes hot when you're recognized by english teacher

>No survivors. Target terminated to prevent acquisition by rivals.

Dog pisses on carpet.
>He gets two warning shots.
Friend pisses on carpet.
>He gets one.

Ya'll are some scary SOB's

Friends want to play D&D

>Rule #1. Never deal with Dungeons & Dragons.

Applying for a new job, told to dress 'business casual'.
>Show up wearing only level IIIa body armor and three concealed weapons. When rogue agent disguised as secretary blows their cover by asking if you want coffee (no one at THIS pay level can afford real coffee!), give impromptu live demonstration of hand to hand technique and improvised demolitions use to try and impress the Johnson.

-McDonald's employee wants to take your order
>>Oh shit where does she want to take it? Wait does she know? Do I know? Am I made? Are they going to overload the drink with ice? Is she a spirit? Did the Decker hack the surveillance? Maybe the mages it dead?.......(etc)
>>No survivors.

>>16862008
Alternatively
"Do you want fries with that?"
>THATS NOT THE COUNTER SIGN!
>No Survivors.

Buy a new computer.
>Steal the prototype for the cutting edge in computing right out of the R&D labs of your least liked AAA corp
>Have friend perform tune-ups and/or bugcleaning
>Messily setup prototype with bits of wiring and other leftovers
>Have to do another run back to the R&D lab for the proprietary OS source code and the manual (which consists of notes on cheap printer paper, written in an indecipherable, coffee-stained scrawl)
>Finally get internet

Watching trid -
commercial comes on
>>wait, they dont come on for another 10 seconds, Im being hacked!
>>wreck 6 separate systems and 4 red+ ICs before you realize your clock was off

Receive spam email

>They've found you!

>This identity is compromised!

>Fake death. Acquire new SIN. Get cosmetic surgery and genemasking.

>Kill surgeon and make it look like an accident. Remove all traces of operation from records.

- Go to church
>>See cockroach
>>INSECT SPIRIT HIVE
>>No survivors.

> times are tough
> find job in call center
> customer does not seem to want Extra Content Premium Buyer Pay Insurance Security Package
> throw black IC all over their home appliances like a skunk spraying musk

group requests specialized weapons, ammunition and burglars tools for upcoming ares hq run
>visit local gang and trade some cases of beer for a box of cheep chinese ak-47 replicas, exex ammo and grenades
>hijack random pick up truck
>"get on guys, we're going through the front door!"

>friend asks for your copy of that popular simsense actor you both like
>he's looking for info on you, give him BTL with as much nasty shit as you can jam onto a disk to him instead.

-Encounter internet toughguy on 4chan
>You and him black IC each other to oblivion

It's been so long since I last did a Run, is the interent world called the Matrix?

Taking the kid to an amusement park, long lines.
>take the Ares Roadmaster, drive through crowd
>get out, teargas the surroundings
>meanwhile the hacker breaks into the ticket booth's system and has it printing tickets like no tomorrow
>blow up booth, let kid pick up one of the falling tickets
>kid says it's okay, he's had enough rides to last a year
>ungrateful bastard
>street sammy goes into adrenaline frenzy and frags the kid
>plastic surgery a dwarf chiphead to look like your kid to cover things up to wife

>>16862850

Yes, but it's wireless now.

>>16862850
You got that right, chummer.

>treating real life like shadowrun
>I am Dale Gribble

>>16862858
Wireless is the devil.

>>16861905
These guys are making Shadowrun seem a lot more... paranoid than it really is. The system just tends to have a *lot* of explosions.

>>16862888
I start a Shadowrun game next Friday.

I already had a character concept, but color me tempted...

>>16862888
>MY COVERS BLOWN!
>pic related

>>16862945
Depends on the GM.
My first session ended up with two character having to get new identities and one character getting a new face. And things only got worse from there.

>>16862959
He's pretty much the embodiment of sr, except he's more down to earth. I like the idea of a redneck street sam too. [spoiler]yall niggas posting in a dale thread[/spoiler]

>>16862900

>wireless is the devil
>break into condemned hotel, set up a series of cable splices all around the city with a spoofed MCP addy derived from random background noise generators
>eat scavenged soyburgers out of the trash without heating them up so you don't appear on a thermal scan
>tape black trashbags over all the windows, despite the fact that they've already got boards nailed over them.

>FINALLY I AM FREE

>>16862971
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk&list=FLLWBeg20ctOii_qyLuC00Ag&index=2&feature
=plpp_video

Cashier shortchanging you at the supermarket
>>Doublecross!! Cook off entire bandolier of Thermosmoke and Flashbang grenades, abduct cashier and take to abandoned warehouse as hacker covers up all electronic evidence and the mage does a sensory duplicate of our escape van going into a wall and exploding thus faking our deaths. Torture cashier for a week to find out who's behind it all.

Internet connection goes down of laptop
>>Hack attack! Activate 5 different Black Ice softs, arm databombs, throw out laptop from car going 150kph on secluded patch of freeway, scrub SIN and forge new