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So far, we have Colonel Sanders as a Tactical Marine, played by my nephew. "He was a Colonel, right? He should be good with strategy-ing!" So far, it seems the only strategy he has in mind is "slaughter fucking everything", which, as far as strategies go, is pretty good as long as it works. Always eager to leap head-first into combat and will charge straight through the wall if he has to.
Ronald McDonald is played by my nephew's friend and is the Librarian. I initially had terrifying thoughts about A: a clown, B: a psyker, and C: a clown psyker, but he seems to be playing pretty well. He's playing more like the Dark Knight's Joker. At least, so he says, I haven't watched the Dark Knight, but either way Ronald snarks a lot and doesn't say much.
My niece is playing as the fucking Panda Express Panda and is the fucking Apothecary, which boggles my mind. She doesn't talk a lot, she mostly makes growling and roaring sounds, the other kids pretend they understand her, and it is the cutest goddamn thing. There's also the issue of a GODDAMN PANDA IS BEING THE GODDAMN FIELD MEDIC.
Oh, and my other niece is playing the King as the Assault. She's actually just kind of bland, playing the "straight man" to everyone's shenanigans, or rather as much of a straight man as a 12-year-old girl can be. Sanders is a bloodthirsty lunatic, Ronald snarks and makes people feel bad, the Panda is a goddamn panda, and the King just, well, acts as the foil to everyone.