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  • File : 1322355767.jpg-(45 KB, 300x400, nohtitle.jpg)
    45 KB Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:02 No.17030419  
    It's time for Noh Quest!

    Today, the adventuring party that adopted you thinks that you're finally ready for your first quest!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:03 No.17030423
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    "Noh, you're a big girl now, so it's time you learned all about being an adventurer. Adventurers love to help people, and we know you love to help people, so you're going to be the best adventurer ever."

    "What we want you to today is to go to the market and fetch us some apples. Do you think you can do that?"

    []"No."
    []"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:04 No.17030431
    [x]No.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:04 No.17030438
    BEST.
    QUEST.
    EVER.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:06 No.17030450
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    >>17030431
    >[x]No.

    "That's our girl. Here's some money, and we'll see you in a little bit."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:07 No.17030458
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    So, you head for the market. It's your first time going alone, but you're not scared, because you're a big girl! Big girls can go to the market alone!

    Now, to find that apple stall...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:07 No.17030459
    >>17030450

    .... I guess we have money to get items for people to not take.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:09 No.17030473
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    Using your impressive skills, you manage to find a stall where a woman is selling apples. You found it so quickly, your parents will definitely praise you! And there's so many juicy delicious apples, that you can't wait to buy them!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:10 No.17030476
    where the fuck is her rapier
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:10 No.17030479
    Why do I have a bad feeling about this trip to the apple vendor?

    We're just too adorable not to get stabbed an left in an alleyway to die.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:10 No.17030484
    >>17030476

    Clearly, we left it at home.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:10 No.17030485
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    "Oh, hello little girl. Would you like to buy some apples?"

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:11 No.17030487
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    This can only end in rape....
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:11 No.17030488
    >>17030485

    [x]"No."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:11 No.17030491
    PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THESE ITEMS
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:12 No.17030492
    >>17030485
    "Please do not take these items!"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:12 No.17030493
    >>17030485

    Nod and {x}Please do not take these items.

    and point to not coin (i.e. clothing on Noh's person) while handing her the money's.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:12 No.17030494
    >>17030485
    >>17030488
    This is going to be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:12 No.17030499
    >>17030485
    These items. Please don't take them.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:12 No.17030501
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    >>17030488

    "No."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:13 No.17030507
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    "Excuse me, what did you say?"

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:13 No.17030508
    >>17030501

    well, shit.

    There goes the quest.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:14 No.17030510
    >>17030507
    NO
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:14 No.17030511
    >>17030507
    "Please do not take these items!"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:14 No.17030512
    >>17030507

    see
    >>17030493
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:14 No.17030517
    >>17030507
    please dont' take these items
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:14 No.17030520
    these items, dont take
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:15 No.17030522
    >>17030484
    but someone might take it
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:15 No.17030525
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    >>17030510
    "No?"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:16 No.17030533
    >>17030525
    these items, dont take
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:16 No.17030535
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    "If you're not going to buy anything, get out of here. Stop wasting my time."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:17 No.17030542
    >>17030535
    no
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:17 No.17030543
    >>17030535
    bitch, thats my seat GTFO
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:17 No.17030547
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    Oh no! You weren't able to get any apples!

    Your parents will be so disappointed...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:17 No.17030549
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    >>17030535
    >mfw
    Nein! Nein! Nein!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:17 No.17030551
    How about you just put some money on the counter and point at an apple. Who said we have to talk...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:18 No.17030557
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    THE END
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:19 No.17030560
    Shit, we will not fare well if we can't stroll down a street and buy apples.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/26/11(Sat)20:19 No.17030563
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    YOU HAF FEHLED...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:19 No.17030565
    THIS WILL END BADLY I CAN FEEL IT OH GOD ROLL TO SAVE THE LITTLE GIRL OH GODOHGODOHGOD

    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ROLL
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:19 No.17030567
    What?

    Teh hax!

    TEH HAX
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:19 No.17030569
    >>17030547
    ok, am i watching dora? this is /tg/. rape that stupid bitch who keeps the apples from this girl. RELEASE CTHULHU
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:19 No.17030570
    >>17030557
    FFFFUUUCKING RAILROAAAAAAD
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:19 No.17030573
    Oh, Noh.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:20 No.17030578
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    >>17030547
    no!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:20 No.17030583
    ALL MY TEARS
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:20 No.17030585
    >>17030557
    NO. WE HAVE NOT FAILED.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:21 No.17030589
    you better not end this here op oe i will hate you bald
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:21 No.17030591
    >>17030569
    >Rape Noh
    No.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:21 No.17030592
    ... god damnit, ribbonfag. I swear, this is your best trolling scheme yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:21 No.17030596
    I am delighted with how this thread ended.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:22 No.17030603
    >>17030592
    [x]No.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:23 No.17030607
    >>17030591
    That's not what I'm suggesting.

    Noh should rape the Apple Merchant. Preferable while repeating "Please do not take these items" over and over.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:23 No.17030612
    This thread is giving me the warm fuzzies.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:23 No.17030613
    >>17030607
    stop giving me fetishes
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:25 No.17030626
    >>17030607
    >Oh god, what are you doing?
    Please do not take these items.
    >Stop it! You're hurting me!
    Please do not take these items.
    >Somebody help me!
    Please do not take these items.
    >No, don't! Not again!
    Please do not take these items.
    >*sobbing*
    Please do not take these items.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:26 No.17030633
    FAILURE IS unacceptable. >>17030557
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:28 No.17030643
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    FAILURE IS UNACCEPTABLE!. >>17030557
    >> sage sage 11/26/11(Sat)20:28 No.17030647
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    ARG I GOT EXCITED.
    OP IS A BASTARD.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:28 No.17030650
    This thread is totally the birth of a BBEG. Noh was such a nice girl until that... incident... with the apple seller.

    That day she swore revenge on all mankind.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:29 No.17030655
    Best Quest ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:29 No.17030658
    >>17030650
    CONTINUE THE QUEST!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:31 No.17030673
    We could call in the help of Uncle Asmodeus.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:32 No.17030676
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    >>17030650
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:35 No.17030695
    >>17030626
    >>17030607
    >Noh raping the apple vendor
    I'm both aroused and horrified.

    I think I'm going to Hell. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:36 No.17030698
    >>17030557
    Ribbonfag, you deserve a kick in your ovaries.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:39 No.17030721
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    >>17030695
    >>17030650
    CONTINUE THE QUEST!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:40 No.17030724
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    You're a failure.

    How can you even face your parents... you might even just have to run away....

    ...unless....

    Do you really have the courage and will to continue your quest?

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:40 No.17030727
    >>17030721
    But I'm not OP, and more importantly, my artistic skill is essentially zero.
    >> sage 11/26/11(Sat)20:41 No.17030730
    >>17030724
    [x] No
    Try another vendor!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:41 No.17030733
    >>17030724
    take the fucking items.

    BY FORCE.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:41 No.17030736
    >>17030724
    >[X]"Please do not take these items."
    MY ITEMS WILL NEVER BE TAKEN!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:43 No.17030756
    She might be able to learn sign language, but since her language abilities are part of her enchantment (she is essentially a construct), I suspect she would only be able to learn those words regardless of the method or language she uses, perhaps even if she were to write she would still respond with "no" and "please do not take these items".

    The best method of communication for one such as Noh is to say parts of the sentence out loud, but the others so quietly and quickly as to not be heard. This way, Now would be able to say any phrase that uses a combination of the words she knows. She might perhaps also go quiet before a word is finished, or be quiet at the start of the word but not at the end. If she speaks slowly, her vocabulary would be as follows:

    no, please, do, not, take, these, items, plea, the, ait, 'em.

    ait, if stressed the right way, could be used as an affirmative answer ("aight" is, after all, a broken way to say "all right"). "Please" might also work.

    It would probably take some practice, but to buy apples she would point at the apples and say

    Please
    >donotake
    these items

    Which would sound like

    "Please, these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:43 No.17030757
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    >>17030730
    >[x]"No"
    That's right!

    You DO have the courage and the will!

    You're going to be the best adventurer ever! Now, to find another merchant!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:45 No.17030774
    >>17030757
    We must find the dagger merchant. With one of his fine tools at our disposal, we won't have to put up with the apple seller's impudence ever again.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:46 No.17030782
    >>17030727
    WE ARE FUCKING CONTINUING THIS QUEST.
    btw, so is mine (u try drawing cthulhu in 30 seconds, i failed.)
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:46 No.17030783
    >>17030757
    well, find another apple merchant
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:46 No.17030786
    >>17030757
    we wanted Oranges, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:47 No.17030792
    >>17030757
    dagger merchant. lets find it.
    >> sage 11/26/11(Sat)20:48 No.17030806
    >>17030774
    >>17030792
    No you faggots, we're out to get apples.
    >>17030786
    Oranges are sort of the same thing...interchangable right?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:49 No.17030815
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    >>17030774
    The dagger merchant is in the scary part of town. Daddies and Mommies said not to go there.

    >>17030783
    Well, maybe there's apple merchants in the scary part too.... it can't hurt to look...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:51 No.17030824
    >>17030774
    >>17030792

    Do you guys not know the story of Noh? She already owns a weapon, and armour for that matter. A rapier, and a chain shirt. Both magical. She never leaves those items for long.

    And anyway, why would Noh murder somebody just for responding as expected to poor communication? She wouldn't even attack the adventurers who entered the dungeon where she used to guard the items, so why should she attack the merchant? It is agaisnt her character.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:51 No.17030830
    >>17030815
    >The dagger merchant is in the scary part of town. Daddies and Mommies said not to go there.
    God bless you, Noh, and your good upbringing thus far.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:51 No.17030834
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    >>17030815
    Surely nothing can go wrong when a young girl with money wanders into the scary part of town.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:52 No.17030839
    >>17030824
    agreed

    fuck /tg/ and their fetish for character derailment

    Noh is a good girl, she wants to get apples, not wepon.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:53 No.17030841
    >>17030806
    >Oranges are sort of the same thing...interchangable right?
    Yeah. I think Oranges are a type of apple, or something
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:53 No.17030843
    >>17030824
    To be honest, I had no idea this was a recurring character.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:53 No.17030849
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    WHAT?!? WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!??!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:55 No.17030861
    >>17030849
    Point at the apples.
    "No!"
    >> Shitposter, The Destroyer Of Threads !!FUi3zJqresz 11/26/11(Sat)20:57 No.17030876
    >>17030843
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Noh
    Enjoy!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:58 No.17030883
    This turned idiotic and you guys totally ruined this thread. My condolences to OP.
    >> !koboldFVtI 11/26/11(Sat)20:58 No.17030884
    >>17030843
    Explanations!
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Noh
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:58 No.17030887
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    After walking into the scary part of town, you find another apple merchant.

    These apples don't look quite as delicious as the last ones, but they're still pretty good... you're not sure about the price though...

    Should you go back and try again with the last merchant, or should you try and buy these apples?

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:58 No.17030890
    >>17030849
    mommy and daddy wouldnt want me to buy from him.....
    >> The Story of Noh (for the uninformed) Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:58 No.17030898
    My group was in a dungeon where, unbeknown to them, they were being tested by the spiritual forces that resided within, in order to see if they were worthy of... bla bla bla, the same old shtick.

    They find a secret door, and inside is a pedestal with a highly ornate and obviously magical rapier (which two of the characters used), resting upon a similarly ornate/magical chain shirt that the two other characters used.

    Next to them, a young girl, with a blank expression, simply requests, "Please do not take these items." Of course, my players didn't want to pass up such great items, but they knew that something bad would happen if they just took them, they decided they needed more information before they could make a decision. Pretty standard method of action. And, the only way they could get more information was from the girl.

    I didn't want to spoil everything, and more importantly I wanted this to just be a short test so we could go on to the next part. Also, since she was just the physical manifestation of a minor spiritual entity, she didn't need to do any more than fulfill her task as a test giver. So, I decided she would be like a NPC from a video game. She would only respond with "No" or, if a negative answer would confuse the players or the players decided to get crafty and ask something like "Can we NOT take these items?", she would simply reply "Please do not take these items."

    The conversation was pretty much:
    P1: Can you tell us about these items?
    DM: No.
    P2: Can we ask your name?"
    DM: No.
    P1: What are you doing here?
    DM: No.
    P3: Are these items important to you?
    DM: Please do not take these items.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:59 No.17030904
    >>17030887
    Le's buy them

    by saying "please do not take these items", except we're mumbling "do not take" so that he cannot ear it
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:59 No.17030905
    >>17030887
    [x] Please don't take these items
    We should probably go back. Those items aren't as good.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:59 No.17030906
    >>17030887
    [x] Please do not take these items.
    >> The Story of Noh (for the uninformed) Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)20:59 No.17030907
    >>17030898

    The players kept at it for a few minutes, until the bard decided to use a perform check to "Awaken her dormant soul etc." and rolled a 19. As such, I decided I might as well say that she shed a single tear.

    At this point, my players could no longer stand it. And they ended up doing something I was completely unprepared for.

    One of them scooped her up, put her on his shoulder, and decided they were going to take her. They quickly began to argue as to which one of them was going to carry her, completely ignoring the amazing magical items less than an arm's reach away, and talking about how she was the cutest thing in the entire world. They decided to name her "Noh", since it was what she replied when asked her name.

    They then carried her through the dungeon, risking themselves many times in order to keep/protect her. After the third time she slowly walked back towards the items when she was left alone during a battle (accompanied each time with each player screaming her name), they decided to go back, put the items on her, and then continue carrying her around.

    I had added this whole test as a bit of a side thing, and didn't know what to do. At the completion of the whole thing, their reward was to have a spirit bound to one of their magic items, corresponding with what virtues they exhibited the most through out the dungeon. As a bit of a side bonus (since she was practically a construct anyway), I decided that a spirit would also be bound to Noh, but the complete binding would take some time, and that the players would be able to take her out of the dungeon. My players were so happy, and they concluded that along with the rest of the adventure (which they seemed to enjoy), this was the best session they've had in years.

    I feel bad.

    /end copypasta
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:01 No.17030918
    >>17030887
    [x]"Please do not take these items.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:05 No.17030958
    >>17030876
    I shed a single tear.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:08 No.17030982
    >>17030970
    no
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:08 No.17030983
    >>17030970
    [x] Shed a single tear.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:09 No.17030984
    >>17030970
    "No"
    after this point at the apples and show him money
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:10 No.17030994
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    >>17030904

    "Hey, girl. You lost?"

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:10 No.17030997
    >>17030994
    "No."
    then point at the apples, and show him money
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:11 No.17031010
    >>17030994
    >no
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:17 No.17031042
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    >>17030982
    "That can only mean one of two things. You're either here to buy apples, or you're here to hire some muscle. I'm about to close shop and take these items home, so I need you to decide if you're here to buy them."

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:18 No.17031052
    >>17031042
    ...just point at the apples
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:19 No.17031057
    >>17031042
    PLEASE donottake THESE ITEMS

    enthusiastically, heh, pointing at the apples
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:19 No.17031058
    >>17031042

    PLEASE do not take these items!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:19 No.17031059
    >>17031042

    Please, do not take these items.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:19 No.17031063
    >>17031042
    [x]"Please do not take these items.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:21 No.17031074
    >>17031042
    please do not take these items
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:24 No.17031106
    >>17031042
    i guess thats his fapping arm....
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:25 No.17031121
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    >>17031057
    >>17031058
    >>17031059
    "You sure? Just say the word, and I can knock the lights out of anyone you want. Anyone in the world, even an old grandma if you wanted. Hell, I'm in a fighting mood, so it'll be cheaper than buying my crummy apples."

    "You still want my apples?

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:26 No.17031129
    >>17031121
    please *mumblemumble*
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:27 No.17031138
    >>17031121
    [x]"Please do not take these items.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:28 No.17031150
    >>17031121
    Noh is confused. She just want apple and make parents proud
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:28 No.17031155
    >>17031121
    just point to the apples without saying a word
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:30 No.17031170
    you guys are missing the point; I'm sure this dude can find us some apples if we get him to help us
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:31 No.17031183
    >>17031170
    We can get apples from him RIGHT NOW
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:34 No.17031205
    >>17031183
    then what? traipse on home and end this thread?

    NO.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:34 No.17031208
    >>17031121
    Nod and offer money.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:35 No.17031218
    Oh yes, we want his apples, you know what I mean OP, do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:37 No.17031233
    >>17031121
    Obviously OP is heavily implying that the dragondude should beat up the apple merchant.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:37 No.17031236
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    >>17031129
    >>17031138
    *sigh*

    "Fine, I won't take these crummy apples home with me. No one wanted to buy these last few, so you can just take them. It'd be practically a crime to charge you for them."

    "Though, you probably wouldn't even want them from me, since I'm just a nasty old merchant thug..."

    [ ]"No."
    [ ]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:38 No.17031243
    >>17031233
    then raep the apple merchant.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:38 No.17031245
    >>17031236
    no.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:38 No.17031247
    >>17031236
    Godamn now i feel bad for the guy.
    But a quest is a quest.
    "No"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:39 No.17031249
    >>17031236
    [x] Shed a single tear.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:39 No.17031250
    >>17031233
    but noh is good aligned
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:39 No.17031258
    >>17031236
    [x] no
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:39 No.17031259
    Hey, is it weird that I imagine Noh sounds like Iike Ike from southpark when she talks?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:43 No.17031306
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    >>17031245
    >>17031247
    >>17031249
    "No."
    *shed a single tear*
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:46 No.17031336
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    "That means a lot to me, little girl."

    "Alright. go on, take them. There's some fresher ones on the bottom that are still pretty good."

    "And if you ever want any more, just stop by in the evening. I rarely sell out, so I should always have a few spares for you."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:47 No.17031347
    Alright, the thugs on our side and we didn't even have to sleep with him.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:48 No.17031350
    >>17031336
    Yay.
    Take the ones at the bottom and let's go to our family
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:48 No.17031352
    >>17031336
    ....
    awww
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:49 No.17031367
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    And so, you manage to get apples! And they're good apples that will make your parents proud!

    You're one step closer to being the best adventurer ever!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:50 No.17031380
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    THE END
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:51 No.17031387
    >>17031380
    No.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:51 No.17031395
    >>17031380
    >>17031367
    Yay.
    I hope for a continuation OP
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:52 No.17031402
    I d'awwwed.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:52 No.17031404
    Get ready for getting stabbed in a dark alley.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:52 No.17031411
    >>17031380
    [x]"Please do not take these items."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:54 No.17031429
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    >>17031336
    >>17031367
    >>17031380
    I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:55 No.17031435
    This was the best quest thread/
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)21:57 No.17031463
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    This thread was even better than Rock Quest.

    I love you OP
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)22:14 No.17031588
    CONTINUE?
    9
    8
    7
    6....
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)22:19 No.17031619
    >>17031588
    >insert 50 cents
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)22:20 No.17031625
    >>17031588
    Please do not take these items.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)22:46 No.17031774
    >>17031588
    >frymoney.jpg
    Shut up and don't take my items!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)23:17 No.17031980
    Usually, I don't really like quests.

    But this... This was something else.

    Also,
    >>17030721
    This is actually pretty scary...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/26/11(Sat)23:18 No.17031991
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    ...THE EMPRAH.
    >> Ranger 11/26/11(Sat)23:24 No.17032028
    >>17031991
    Took you long enough.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)23:54 No.17032265
    5...
    4....
    3.....
    2.......
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)23:55 No.17032280
    >>17031980
    thank you good sir.



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