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    117 KB Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:27 No.17115539  
    Hey /tg/, I have an idea for a Dark Heresy homebrew game.

    Okay, imagine Dark Heresy, but everybody were dogs. Not anthromorphisized animal-people, but just fucking DOGS.

    It would be called BARK HERESY

    IS THIS AWESOME Y/N
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:28 No.17115546
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:29 No.17115554
    Can I play a Cyber-Mastiff? No, wait, can I play an Inquisitor's pet dog that goes around busting heretical cults at night and call myself... THE BARK KNIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:30 No.17115558
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:34 No.17115599
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    Brilliant!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:35 No.17115607
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    As long as I can be a Dalmatian
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:37 No.17115625
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    Fuck you, and fuck the dog you rode in on.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:37 No.17115628
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:38 No.17115635
    >>17115539
    I'd play it.

    I'm not even joking. Play it like that super pets cartoon or some shit. Arbiter's cyber-mastiff, guard officer's pet dog, scum hound, etc. A dog for every class.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:39 No.17115639
    >>17115554

    NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

    YOUR CHARACTER IS THE DOG

    THE DOG IS YOUR CHARACTER

    YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:42 No.17115685
    >>17115639
    I can RP a dog, so long as it's Disney-style or some shit. Don't lick the Slaaneshi chew-toy bro.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:43 No.17115693
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    >>17115607
    Ha, heretic cuddler!
    I'm playing a Monodoberman.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:45 No.17115707
    Best part would be if only the PLAYERS where dogs, and everyone else is normal people.
    No one comments that they're dealing with dogs, no one even notices.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:46 No.17115720
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.17115754
    >>17115707
    Yes. YES.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.17115760
    >>17115707
    NO THATS NOT BARK HERESY

    YOU HAVE LOST FOREVER
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 12/05/11(Mon)15:49 No.17115761
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    I'd love to on one condition:
    The GM must have read every single issue of Beasts of Burden.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:50 No.17115769
    >>17115685
    no not even cartoony dogs

    they're just normal dogs

    IN SPACE
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:51 No.17115784
    >>17115761
    I've only read the Hellboy crossover.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.17115822
    >>17115769
    Fuck you!
    We shall defend the the Empire of Dogkind under the sign of the Double Beagle.
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.17115823
    I like it.
    Dibs on the Voidborn Greyhound.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.17115826
    >>17115769
    Nah bro. You've just been seduced by the Bark Gods of Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:55 No.17115828
    the imperium would have its skull motif replaced with a dog bone

    holy lol we need some drawfags in here to make a woof marine barking at some hairy-tics
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.17115834
    >>17115822
    >sign of the beagle
    I'm sold.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:56 No.17115835
    >>17115823
    Inb4 That Guy asks to play a fucking Thunderwolf.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 12/05/11(Mon)15:58 No.17115850
    >>17115823
    I call dibs on Hive-World mutt!
    Although if I'm allowed I'll play an Imperial World pug who talks like Frank from MiB.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:58 No.17115852
    >>17115539
    So just play a Dog Boy squad in Rifts, doing investigations and hunting down Deebee and Sorcery threats to the Coalition though out the Burbs.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)15:59 No.17115864
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    >>17115835
    ....well, a space marine would be roughly equivalent to a thunder wolf in such a setting. I'd allow it in a Death Fetch game
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:00 No.17115874
    >>17115850
    I'll be playing an Afghan of Battle, owned by an unforgiving Sororitas.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.17115891
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    >This is your inquisitor
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:02 No.17115893
    >>17115874
    Dibs on Shepherd of Krieg!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:04 No.17115905
    >>17115891
    >implying I'll take orders from a dog shorter than me
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:05 No.17115917
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    >>17115905
    Ok, then how about this?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:07 No.17115946
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    >>17115917
    For the Emperor!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:07 No.17115951
    IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY TUMMY RUBS
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.17115971
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    Beware the machinations of Slaanesh!

    (Seriously, I think this could be kind of a fun comedic game.)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:09 No.17115973
    >>17115951
    One moment of tummy-rubbing leads to a lifetime of carpet pooping.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:11 No.17115989
    >>17115761

    What is this?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:13 No.17116010
    >>17115989
    Comic book, dogs fight supernatural threats (IIRC).

    >techpeti Harriett
    The name of my tech-hound is settled.

    Incidentally, would Eldar be cats?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:14 No.17116016
    lol, a drawfag really needs to draw a woof marine barking at some hairytics (complete with dog bones all over his armor in place of skulls)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.17116019
    >>17116010
    And more importantly, what would the orks be?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:15 No.17116022
    >>17116019
    Lizards?
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)16:16 No.17116026
    >>17116010
    Eldar Cats, yes.
    Orks are feral pigs -tusky, angry, stomach-ripping bastards.
    Tau are lizards.
    Chaos Champions: CUJO.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:16 No.17116028
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    Exploradachsund
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:16 No.17116033
    >>17116026
    >Pigs
    Oh yeah, that's much better.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.17116042
    >>17116026
    Hahaha NO

    Just dogs

    EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY ARE FUCKING DOGS

    DOGS I SAY, DOGS!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:17 No.17116043
    >>17116010
    No, tau would be cats.
    Eldar would be foxes or something, similar looking to dogs but not really.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:18 No.17116050
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    corgissar
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:18 No.17116052
    >>17116043
    I think cats are better. It doesn't have to be exact, Eldar are a good fit considering the associations of a cat. They even have little psychic cats as pets.

    Foxes seem more appropriate for Daemonettes or Slaanesh or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:19 No.17116058
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    >>17116043
    Look at this. This is an Eldar cat. A Gyrinx. It's in the official fluff. Deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.17116069
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    Oh, Cat Shit 40k?

    Orks: boars
    Chaos: street dogs
    Eldar: cats
    Dark Eldar: street cats
    Tau: ... goats?
    Tyranids: Japanese hornets
    >> Espagnoll !/5aJFFL8RI 12/05/11(Mon)16:20 No.17116071
    >>17116058
    It already haves stats in the first published adventure for Rogue Trader.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.17116075
    >>17116052
    Foxes don't seem like daemonnettes at all.
    That would be like deer or something.
    Half the point of Eldar is they are space elves, if they don't look similar to dogs but not really then what's the point?
    Tyranids are bees.
    Necrons are robot bears, hibernation.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:21 No.17116080
    >>17116050
    HNNGGG

    I dunno Tau 'aint lizards, but nor are they cats. Otters maybe?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:22 No.17116086
    >>17116075
    I'm not gonna listen to you anymore, I think you're just off the mark. Eldar fit best as cats for me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.17116087
    >>17116080
    Or maybe some kind of monkey?
    I know some species have Alpha males and all that, fits the Ethereal thing well.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.17116088
    >>17116080
    Dolphins. Strange face, appears outwardly friendly, has a hole in the head.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.17116090
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    Welp. Time to roll a Great Dane named Dooby Scoo.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.17116091
    Rogue Stray-der.
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.17116092
    >>17116075
    >>17116069
    Tyranids: Army Ants with a mix of bird-eating hunting spiders.

    Necrons: Hmm. Tough one. I've got no idea. Why not just skeletal robotic dogs?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:23 No.17116095
    >>17116086
    Well fine, but surely you don't hate Necron Bears?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:24 No.17116100
    >>17116095
    I do kind off, it just seems a bit randumb.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:25 No.17116105
    >>17116092
    Just make 'Nids giant insects generally. Tau are fine as lizards, but Mustelids would be fine too (Weasels, Otters, etc.)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:25 No.17116110
    I dunno, I kinda liked the idea of just the party being dogs. Made it more comical to have this group of dogs kicking the shit out of a bunch of serious actual human cultists and daemons.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:25 No.17116112
    >>17116100
    Yes, bears being the hibernating group is the silly and insane "Just for laughs" part of Bark Heresy, a setting in which random animals take the place of 40k characters.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:26 No.17116116
    >>17116110
    I like both. I like the idea of just the dogs, and also one of a Dog-Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:26 No.17116122
    >>17116112
    Hey bro. You asked me a question, I answered. /tg/ has pretty much ruined me for bears, same as Dwarves.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:26 No.17116123
    >>17116110
    Yeah, you have a point.
    They could even have a human inquisitor to talk to people, call it a new brand of radicalism or something.
    But /tg/ isn't going to listen, once they get started they can't be stopped.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.17116131
    >>17116122
    It's okay, tyranid bees was intended to be randumb though so I'm annoyed you had that response at my legitimate suggestion.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.17116132
    >>17116116
    Hives are really towers upon towers of Dog houses stacked tight and close together.
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)16:28 No.17116133
    >>17116087
    Actually, why not no single thing?
    Ethereals are Monkeys, that's a terrific idea Anon.
    The rest of the Great Good are a mix of badgers, reptiles*, wolverines, and any appropriately sized land mammal that's not already claimed somewhere else.

    *Broadside Battlesuit: Spitting Cobra.
    Greater Gnarloc: Komodo Dragon.
    Water Caste Diplomat: Emperor Lizard.
    Earth Caste Worker: Armadillo.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:29 No.17116143
    Jokaero.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 12/05/11(Mon)16:30 No.17116156
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    >>17116133
    >Ethereals are monkeys
    THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:32 No.17116175
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    porkz
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:33 No.17116187
    Bark!

    No! You don't understand!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.17116188
    >>17116175
    Did you draw that just there? That's great.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.17116194
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    So different breeds of dog would represent the different types of regiments the IG has?

    I just can't figure out how to represent SM's, huge mastiff-type hounds with alsatians as scouts?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:34 No.17116199
    >>17116187
    If you understand, you take 1d100 Corruption points.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.17116205
    >>17116194
    There's no point classifying them, it just restricts what people might want to use. SM can just be roided up superdogs, same as they are humans.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:35 No.17116206
    >>17116194

    Also, abdogs. Pugs as ratlings and bulldogs as ogryn.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.17116212
    >>17116194
    Wolves.
    Or maybe chapter by chapter basis.
    Ultramarines are obviously dalmatians in that case.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:36 No.17116217
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>17116199
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    >>17116175
    This is so great!
    Do the Sherperds of Krieg next!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:40 No.17116258
    >>17116175
    One of the porkz stormboarz.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:45 No.17116312
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    aaaah tyranids!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:46 No.17116322
    >>17116312

    This guy has the right idea
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    >>17116312
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:47 No.17116334
    >>17116312
    The guard are no match!

    Seriously though that shit is adorable.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:49 No.17116355
    Seriously, just play Rifts, Gamma World, Mutant:Undergångens Arvtagare or After the Bomb.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:51 No.17116371
    >>17116355
    I think this is more about the concept that the particular system, butthurtfag. Look at dem pictures.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:51 No.17116373
    ARMAGEDDON STEEL PINSCHERS
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:52 No.17116380
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    >>17116312
    And the normal sized units are giant ones.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:53 No.17116392
    >>17116312
    If you're doing this here and now, I love you
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:53 No.17116394
    So do the Rough riders still use horses, or is it smaller dogs riding bigger dogs?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:54 No.17116396
    >>17116394
    Which one is more awesome, anon?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:56 No.17116414
    >>17116396

    >Which one is more adorable, anon?

    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:56 No.17116415
    >>17116396
    They could ride ostriches.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:56 No.17116420
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    Look out, Necrons and it's horrible Gauss playtoys!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:01 No.17116452
    I would be a rogue trader who rose from nothing to run a massive commercial empire.

    I would be...
    the slumdog millionaire.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:01 No.17116454
    >>17116420
    I'm not threatened, all they can do is flip backwards.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:02 No.17116462
    BONES FOR THE BONE THRONE
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:04 No.17116478
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    >>17116452
    Oh no you didn't.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:07 No.17116511
    >>17116462
    PUGS FOR THE PUG GOD
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:10 No.17116530
    >>17116511
    SOCKS FOR THE SOCK THRONE?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:13 No.17116562
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    sorry this is going to be the last one because I have montezuma's revenge
    >> Ceiling Tau 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.17116595
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    >>17116562
    NO! YOU CAN'T GO NOW! WHAT ABOUT THE SISTERS, OR THE TAU?!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:16 No.17116596
    >>17116562
    Those were all awesome and you should feel awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.17116601
    >>17116562
    >Khorne gives you rabies
    It seems so obvious now!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:17 No.17116609
    >>17116562

    Thanks for all the ones you did so far, anon.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:18 No.17116612
    >>17116562
    No need to be sorry.
    Your contribution is valued highly.
    I wonder if it wasn't able to draw from the shitter, though.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:19 No.17116618
    What, the would the emperor be then?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:19 No.17116620
    >>17116562
    Thanks for all the ones you did.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:21 No.17116637
    >>17116618
    A Golden Retriever.
    Fits on too many levels.
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)17:21 No.17116642
    >>17116618
    Who loves Humanity more then His Gloriousness, The Golden Retriever?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:22 No.17116646
    >>17116637
    ...pretty much this, yeah.
    >>17116642
    >humanity
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)17:24 No.17116669
    >>17116646
    I haz teh brains demege, disregard plz.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:25 No.17116682
    Dobermanity, then.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:26 No.17116695
    >>17116682
    I think it would just have to be dogkind. Also in this universe the Old Ones should totally be humans.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:27 No.17116700
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    >>17115539
    It's been done before.

    Sorta.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:28 No.17116715
    >>17116069
    Dark Eldar: Hyenas
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:30 No.17116730
    >>17116715
    If Eldar are cats then Dark Eldar needs must be cats too.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:30 No.17116742
    >>17116715
    Only one kind of hyena has a pseudopenis and they live in pretty friendly clan communities.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:32 No.17116766
    >>17116730
    Both are feliformia.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:37 No.17116811
    >>17116766
    It's true, hyenas are closer to cats than to dogs.

    This would make eldar entirely creepier than normal, if they're cats and Deldar are horrifying gross hyenas.

    Would they be housecats, or also big cats? Savannah cats, bobcats, etc?
    Big cat or small cat, they are all haughty fucks.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:38 No.17116816
    >>17116811
    We're not picking one type of dog, we shouldn't pick one type of cat.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:42 No.17116849
    >>17116562
    >>17116312
    >>17116175
    >>17116050
    These are great.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:54 No.17116943
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    This is awesome. This idea is awesome. OP is awesome. You are all awesome. This whole fucking thread is awesome.

    Keep being awesome /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:57 No.17116966
    Blessings of the doG-Emperor on this entire thread.

    What about the great heroes of Dogkind then, like Ciaphas Canine and Eisenhund?

    And fiends like Konrad Cur...
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:15 No.17117138
    >>17116966
    I am unfamiliar with the 40k verse, but request more dog-naming puns!

    Dogbot Guilliman, for instance.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:24 No.17117215
    >>17116966
    >Eisenhund
    My nigga
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    The Emprah
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:39 No.17117378
    This is awesome!
    Salamanders could be all dark-fur cool motherfuckers.
    The Ultramarines would all have pedigrees and be high and mighty.
    Oh, and we wouldn't even have to change the Space wolves!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:40 No.17117383
    >>17117378
    Space Wolves would have a genetic aberration that turned them humanoid.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:49 No.17117504
    >>17117383
    Don't you mean
    >Space Men
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:55 No.17117573
    >>17117383
    >dog-people space marines

    nice try, furfag
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:57 No.17117605
    >>17117573
    This isn't furry. If you think this is furry you need to step away from 4chan for a while.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:05 No.17117712
    >>17117605
    >humanoid dogs
    >not furry
    choose one
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:07 No.17117724
    >>17117383
    would be funnier and less furry if the space men chapter had human molars instead of an average canine fang

    and like, they had less hair than usual
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:21 No.17117874
    >>17117724
    Chihuahua's getting their wisdom teeth getting pulled?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:23 No.17117891
    >>17117724
    Like shaved poodles?
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)19:28 No.17117946
    >>17117712
    >>17117573
    Don't be a tool.
    They are indeed the Space Men, beloved of the Golden Emperor, Long May He Wag.
    Mostly.
    They're actually goggle-eyed, hunched-over, hairless abominations. Their long, snouted skulls, broad powerful chests, and floppy triangular ears bely their noble Canine heritage, yet they move about on two feet instead of four and excepting their sharp frontal canine teeth they have a jaw lined with flat grinding molars. They also have long, multi-jointed paws ill-suited to sprinting and digging.

    They are also exceptionally stupid and will spend their time gorging themselves on meat, drinking until they vomit, and awkwardly licking their genitals until directed at combat.

    The Golden Emperor, Blessed Be His Chewtoy, loves them as he loves all his subjects, and sees that they're used well in the defense of His Noble Backyard.

    The Space Men are savage and easily confused, yet faithful to the last in the execution of their duties.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:30 No.17117962
    >>17117946
    That's just creepy son. This shit's meant to be cute.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:32 No.17117978
    >>17117962
    seconded

    although that does sound like a good idea for the orgryn
    >> Iron Lung 12/05/11(Mon)19:40 No.17118054
    >>17117962
    >>17117978
    Ah.
    I was aiming for the opposite of a Furry.
    Not like "walks on hind legs, healthy beautiful coat, eyes that sparkle with mischievious intelligence" sort of best-of-both-worlds stuff, but instead "like a Deathclaw, but slower, weaker, and smaller. And dumber."
    >> OP 12/05/11(Mon)19:50 No.17118155
    >>17116050
    if you drew this i demand a picture of a red setter cadian
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:57 No.17118249
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    Why not just run Dawg?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:59 No.17118273
    >>17118249
    >Implying Dawg wasn't ruined by 4e
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:02 No.17118330
    >>17118249
    because it is stupid and heresy against the dog-emperor
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:04 No.17118345
    someone, make a 1d4chan article
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:07 No.17118383
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    >>17118273
    Bah, 2nd edition was the real Dawg days. Back then they would emulate all the other game systems with dawged determination.
    >> can't believe no one's done this yet, srsly Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:08 No.17118402
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:17 No.17118493
    >>17118345
    >>17118345
    >>17118345
    >>17118345

    this
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:43 No.17118766
    bumpity

    bump
    >> Commissar Snoops 12/05/11(Mon)21:11 No.17119046
    This is some Grim-Bark shit.

    Also, spacewolves, how will they work?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)21:26 No.17119170
    >>17119046
    they will be known as the space humans

    they're dogs, except with less hair and with human molars in place of their fangs
    >> Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)23:38 No.17120211
    >>17119170
    How horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)02:36 No.17121731
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    >>17120211
    I used to have a "Jesus Christ how heretical" image but I can't find it now.

    So have this instead.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)03:22 No.17122047
    >>17115554

    Dogmentation?
    >> Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)12:32 No.17124674
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    bampu

    Pic related, Eldar cat with fluffy eighties hair all over

    mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore

    but still too scared to come down from the crafttree
    >> Anonymous 12/06/11(Tue)12:38 No.17124718
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    >>17124674

    I must have taken 40 pictures of my two cats this morning, indoor cats who are generally calm and lazy, but I couldn't get nearly the clarity or quality of this picture of a wild ass angry outdoor car. The camera comes out and they just KNOW, man. Rotten little bastards...



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