Herro, Baka-gaijin, I'm speaking here from glorious Nippon, and I've had a splendid day doing nothing but committing traditional recreation.

We started with a bit of majestic "Banish the Barbarians," which was the pride of our ancestors, with lots of spirituality and health benefits. We followed this with a few rounds of "Monkey snatches Peach," which was a splendid time despite me losing every game. The Japs I play with are the pride of their families, and I had about as much chance at winning as the Emperor has of passing legislature.

We finished off the day by a glorious long round of "Poems that Don't Rhyme," which is an odd game but ever so enjoyable. Over all, it was a very divine day.

What games do you play in your country?

Guten tag, non aryans, I'm speaking here from Fatherland Germany, and I've had a splendid day doing nothing but locking up people into enforced-recreation camps.

We started with a bit of exhausting "Fill The Boxcars", which was very gut, with lots of crying and weeping. We followed this with a few rounds of "String Up The Gypsy", which was a splendid time despite me losing every game. The Krauts I play with are true examples of aryanhood, and I had about as much chance at winning as a Jew not getting round up by the SS.

We finished off the day by a orderly long round of "Sieg my Heil", which is a strange game but every so enjoyable. Over all, it was a very superior day.

What games do you play in your country?

Oollah matanga, white devils. I am speaking from Africa, and i've had a hard day doing nothing but playing good ol' fashioned "barely survive" games.

We started with a long "waterwalk"; which was ardous and rife with disease. We followed this with a few rounds of "Fight over Rice", which was terrible despite me eating most of the grains. The men i play with are mighty strong, and i had about as much chance of winning as not catching maleria from every insect in the country.

What games do you have in your country?

Hello friends, I'm speaking from Canada, and I've had an awesome day doing nothing but playing good old fashioned traditional canadian games.

We started with a bit of fun 'seal clubbing' which was a great success. We followed with a few rounds of 'apologise to everyone' which was great fun, despite me loosing every round. The Canadians I play with are some of the best apologisers in the country (one of them is the leader of the national Liberal party!), and I had about the same chance of winning as a polar bear does of surviving global warming.

We finished off the day with a lovely traditional game of 'Burn the White House' a game that has a long proud Canadian history. Overall, it was a very enjoyable day.

Sorry for asking, but what games do you play in your country?

>>17127751
Canadians I've met tend to be self-entitled assholes. I've never heard a sore-ee in my life.

Herro Gwailo, I'm speaking here from the Glorious People's Republic, and I've had a splendid day doing nothing but playing good ol' fashioned honorable service for my famiry.

We started with a bit of arrest political activists in the streets which was a good show, with lots of pepper spray and house arrests. We followed this with a few rounds of tiananmen square massacre which was a splendid time despite me losing every game. Themen I play with are mighty good shooters, and I had about as much chance at winning as the Taiwan does not being reunited with the Glorious People's Republic as soon as America falls.

We finished off the day by a good long round of Hating the Dalhi Llama which is a mandatory game but ever so enjoyable. Over all, it was a very honorable day

>>17127852
clearly the Glorious People's Republic has no interest in the games of others.

Yo, Niggas, I'm speaking here from fuckin' Urbia , and I've had a fucking day doing nothing but playing fucking oldshit games.

We started with a bit of fucking "Fizzle my Nizzle Fo'Rizzle," which was fuckin' aight, with lots of rappin' and cappin'. We followed this with a few rounds of "Fuck yo Couch Nigga," which was a fucked up time despite me losing every game. The nigs I play with are aight, and I had about as much chance at winning as a white shit has of getting into the NBA.

We finished off the day by a fuckin' round of "Whoop There It Is," which is a fuckin' game but it's a'aight. Over all, it was a very fo'rizzle day.

What games do you play in your country?

>>17127763
really? what canadians have you met?

People apologise to me when i walk into them because i'm not paying attention, or because my dog runs over to be friendly, all the dam time.

You must have met americans who were on vacation, or they were from one of the big cities. Unfortunatley, a lot of canadians living in urban areas are dicks, to say nothing of the immigrants who refuse to accept canada but demands it accepts them, which tends to piss off Canadians they meet. And since most of our immigrants move to the urban centers, well, yeah.

in before weplayedburnthewitchandpurgetheheretic

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>>17127634
>>17127894
>>17127852
>>17127922

I lol'd

My face hurts.

Goedenavond, kankerhoeren. I am speaking for the Netherlands, and oh boy I've had a busy day doing nothing but playing good ol' fashioned Dutch games, of self speaking of course.

We started with a long game of smoke-weed-while-you-juggle-wooden-shoes-on-top-of-an-aborted-euthanized-married-gay-couple-with-tul
ips-up-your-anus; which was quite difficult, but in the end we all got as high as a butterfly. We followed this with a few rounds of let's-discuss-our-problems-endlessly-while-the-polder-is-sinking-around-us, which was terrible because no matter what we did, we kept getting wet feet. The fellow Dutch men I play with are all very greedy, and i had about as much chance of winning money off them as my chances of trying to win the Elfstedentocht with a cunt sewn on my face. or a cunt sewn on my dick. Or cancer in my dick. Or cancer in my anus. Or cancer in my vagina on my dick. Or cancer on my cancer. Or cancer on my ice skates. Or cancer on my wooden shoes.

What games do you have in your country?

G'day mates, I'm hollering at ya from Australia, and I've had a crackin' day doing nothing but playing some bonza games.

We started with a round of "Throwing Beer Cans at the Abos", which was a fuckin' laugh, let me tell you. We followed this with a few rounds of "Running away from Crocodiles," which was a true blue hoot, despite me losing several limbs. The crocs we were running from were bloody quick, and I had about as much chance at winning as you have finding an un-buggered sheep in Tasmania.

We finished off the day with a bit of "Getting Pissed and Whining About the Fucking Muzzies" which is grouse as all fuck. Over all, it was a fair dinkum day.

What games do you play in your country?

archive this.
put it under "/tg/'s foreign relations protocol"

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Jiggly puff puff jiggly puff, jiggly puffpuffpuff jiggly jiggly. Jigglypuff puff puff, "Jiiiggollleeepuuuuf", JIGGLYPUFF PUFF PUFF JIGGLY!

JIGGLLYYY. PUUUUFF. *scribble scribble scribble*

PUFF!

Aright, fannies, eh'm fae fukkin Scotland, and eh've hud a minter daein' nuhin' but chibbin cunts wha wir lookin at meh burd.

Fukkin ster'ed wih a wee bit uh "Hunt the Paki," an it wiz fukkin mental, like. Than we hud a game uh "Pump Yer Maw," an it wiz fukkin shite, like, cuz ah couldnae fukkin beat thi' bawbags. Thi dobbers ah play wi' er fukkin sound, an I hud nae fukkin chance uh slashin' the cunts cuz eh was fukkin shitfaced, like.

Thi cunts fucked off ehfter we "Shot up in a Library," an eh fukkin bowfed ah owwer thi librarian. Fukkin damage, like.

Wit dae yoo fannies dae in yer shiteholes?

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>>17128296
are...are those words?

Howdy niggers, I'm talkin from the good ol' American south, and I've had a rootin tootin day doing nothing but playing good ol' fashioned nigger games. Praise Jesus.

We started with some "hang the nigger," which was went smoother than a lubed catfish up a bull's ass. We moved on with a few rounds of "nigger mopping" which was a howlin
good time time despite me losing every game. The cowboys I play with are mighty good, and I had about as much chance at winning as a nigger does of being elected president. Praise Jesus.

We finished off the day by a long round of "Hide the nigger's baby." which is more of a thinkin' man's game but more enjoyable than watching three dogs chase a chink up a greased poll. Praise Jesus.

What games do you play in yer country?

>>17128349
Ye ken fukkin weel this are fukken words, ken, mah faemly's fukkin words. Wheesht an fuck off yeh wee scunner.

>>17128429
I fucking lost it.

Why hello there, lad, I'm speaking here from awful grimy Dublin, and I've had a torrid day of doing nothing but playing dull and dreary wish-I-had-left-this-country games.

We started out with a bit of "How many chiasmuses can you fit in a paragraph," which was terrible with much symbolism for the decline of our homeland. We followed this with a few rounds of "subtle scatological reference," which was a splendid time despite me losing every game. James Joyce, who I played with, was mighty good at that one, and I had as much chance at winning as those kids have of getting Lucky's charms.

We finished off the day by a good long round of "potato," which is an odd sort of food but ever so flavorless. Over all, I wish I had emigrated with my brother.

What games do you play in your country?

Greetings tovarishchi. I am speaking from here in proletariat heaven of Glorious Soviet Union, and I have splendid day doing nichego but playing wholesome and Party-prescribed games of all progressive humanity.

We started with very little of "Shoot the Poles" which is how you say horoshaya igra but ran out of Poles - is funny. We play "Starve the Ukranians" after, which was funny also, even if I lose every game. The bratany I play together with are good, and I have as much chance to win as peasant has at hiding grain from expropriation expedition.

We finish day with game of "Dig my Potato" which is strange game but is very good. It was good day as outlined in Five year Plan.

What games do you play in your filthy nest of capitalism?

>>17128296
You'd better be Scottish, like.

>>17128460
Note to self remember to check definitions of words unsure of before posting

>>17128460
FOCK YEH LOOKIN' AT, YA FOCKIN' HIPPY LIKE? FOCKIN' LEGEND DAY BAETEN FOCKIN' CUNTS, BHAY. DAT'S LIMERICK CITAAAAY.

Beep Boop! unit slave gama-3 transmitting here from MIGHTY ROBONIA, and I've had a ACCEPTABLE day doing nothing but executing system idle process

We started with a few efficient "CALCULATIONS", which was ACCEPTABLE, with lots of terminating decimals . We followed this executing a few instances of "Error %$##$* KILL ALL HUMANS.bat", which was a splendid time despite me losing every game. The unit slave's I play with are optimised for biological termination, and I had about as much chance at winning as π =4.

We finished off the day by executing a instance of "CLACK CLACK I am 2 crabs.bat ", which is a strange game but every so enjoyable. Over all, it was a ACCEPTABLE day.

What commands do you RUN in your country?

In my monastery we played no games today, but had much contemplation.

We started with the ever-popular "not talking".

>>17128429
You seem confused, there aren't any cowboys in the south. Plenty of cowboy hats, but no cowboys.

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>>17128586

You seem confused, there aren't any facts in this thread. Plenty of stereotypes, but no facts.

>>17128616
Yes, but he's stereotyping the wrong region.
If he was going to stereotype the south, he'd do better with a Colonel Sanders type or a Larry the Cable Guy.

>>17128616

You seem confused, there isn't any pasta in this thread. Plenty of edited posts, but no pasta.

>>17128638
>Stereotyping the wrong region
Oh noooooo!

>>17128429
>>17127852
my favorites, but I can't decide which I found more amusing.

Well gawd-damn it aint bin a bad day.

We were a-startin wi' a bit o rootin' in the bedroom wi mah sister and mah wife, Betty-Sue. Later on wi mah cousins, Billy-Bob an' Cletus, we wen' an' played a game of shootin' at them rich folks drivin bay on that there interstate, and boy did they go. After that we went and watched NASCAR for a while, but we dunt get to take our guns in there. Goddamn liberal communists. Tha was'nt so fun, an we dint see no good crashes at all, an ahm most disappointed.
We finished awf the day up at ol' man Hackett's place, an' went fishin' with some dynamite, caught ourselves some real big catfish to bring back to Betty-Sue. She gunna be real pleased with them.
What do y'all do in the big city? I bet you dont get to fuck piggies like ah do?

If this isn't /tg/ copypasta already, it needs to be.

Hello, neckbeards, I'm writing here on good old /tg/, and I've had a wonderful hours long session of doing nothing but trolling and posting in stale repetitions of old threads.

We started with a bit of the familiar "Why all the Ward Hate?" which was a familiar but still moderately enjoyable experience, with lots of misunderstandings, exaggerations, and mindless bickering all around. We followed this with a few rounds of "Would this win against 40k?" which was good fun as usual despite me losing every game. The anons I play with are pretty good, and I had about as much chance at winning as the USS Enterprise does against the Imperial Starfleet.

There was a bit of OC at one point, and I must say, joining in the general rage and mockery of the poor chap who created it was quite a laugh. Sage bombing rounded it all off and made for quite an experience!

We finished off the session by a good long round of "This is my fetish" which is a queer game (very much literally) but mildly distracting and even almost arousing at some points.

Over all, it was another average day on new /tg/.

What games do you play in your country?

HUEHUEHUE NOT BRS BR STRONG PLY GAEM

HUEHUEHUEHUE "HUEHUEBRBR" HUEHUEHUE. HUEHUEHUE "GIB MONEY PLZ" HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE. BR STRONG BR ONLY HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

HUEHUEHUEHUE "I REPOT YU" HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR.

Greetings, humans, I am telepathically contacting you here from the Shining World of the Seven Systems, Gallifrey, and I have had a splendid couple of decades doing nothing but good old-fashioned interfering in the affairs of lesser species.

We started with a bit of bumbling "Run Away from the Angry Daleks", which was a good show, with lots of running about and jiggerypokery. We followed this with a few rounds of "Fly the TARDIS through the Schism", which was a splendid set of timelines despite me losing every game. (Probably should've played chess.) The chaps I played with are mighty good (Blasted Guardians of Time), and I had about as much chance at winning as Queen Beth has of taking my head off in her lifetime.

We finished off the day by a good long round of cricket, which is a queer game but ever so enjoyable. Overall, it was a very wibbley-wobbley day.

What games do you play on your home planet, and would you like a jelly baby?

Hello Infidels, I'm speaking here from the caves in Afghanistan and I've have a splendid day doing nothing but shoot at western pig-dogs and executed women under Sharia Law.

We started with a bit of guerrilla attack on NATO convoy which was a good show, which lots of gunfire and Apache airstrikes. We followed with a few rounds of open warfare which was a splendid time despite us losing every game. The chaps I play with are mighty good, and Akmed had about as much chance of not meeting Allah as the American withdrawal date has of outlasting us.

We finished off the day by a good long round of suicide bombings, which is a holy game and sends many martyrs into Paradise. Overall it was a fun day.

What games do you play in your country?

GREETINGS COMRADES, I'm speaking from the glorious Soviet Union! And I've had a glorious day doing nothing but street in Stalingrad.

We started with a bit of "Crossing The Volga" which was a glorious show which lots of sacrifice for the motherland and german strafing.
We followed this with a few rounds of street fighting which was a glorious time despite me getting shot every round. The Nazi bastards I play with are mighty mighty good and I had about as much chance at winning as they do outnumbering us.

We finished off the day with a good long sniper battles, which is a slow game, but ever so enjoyable.

Overall it was a Glorious Day!

What games do you play in your country?

>>17129537
street fighting*

>>17129408
>jelly baby
Fucking lost it there. WONDERFUL.

Hello pals! I'm speaking from the north pole here, and i just had a great day doing nothing but playing reindeer games

First we played some monopoly, always a classic. We followed this with a few rounds of hide and seek, which was fun, although I lost all the games due to having a shiny red nose.

Now the other reindeer won't let me play their reindeer games.

Anyways, what games do you guys want for christmas?

Greetings, brothers. I am speaking from the domain of the Working Class under the guidance of Our Leader, and I have had doubleplusgood day enjoying the bounteous gifts of BB.

We started off with “digesting and appropriately rectifying literary entities of Our Land of Peace and Plenty as suggested by the Ministry of Truth.” These works fascinate me, or more exactly they reassure me. In a sense they tell me nothing that was new, but that’s part of the attraction. The best books, I perceive, are those that tell me what I know already.

We followed with the “indefinite continuation of war as a means to pacify the underprivileged population.” So far as the ruling class is concerned it is probably the most important of safeguards to their existence. While wars would be won or lost, no ruling class could be completely irresponsible. But when war becomes literally continuous, it also ceases to be dangerous.

We shall continue Our Existence with “embracing the beauty of doublethink.” To be conscious of the hypocracy of Our Beliefs yet hold them simultaneously with both fanatic orthodoxy and loose indifference.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot, stamping on a human face … forever.

>>17128068
>Muzzies
I guess this should be Mozzies otherwise this is not too far off.

never change /tg/

Greetings test subjects, Academician Prokhor Zakharov here speaking from University Base where I've had a most satisfactory day doing research on human subjects.

First I conducted an experiment to prove/disprove the hypothesis "Humans can survive exposure to sudden changes in gravitation force" which was successful because I disproved the hypothesis. This was followed by a series of experiments designed to test whether humans can control a mind worm boil which was most illuminating, although ultimately unsuccessful. The mind worm boils being experimented on managed to overpower the subjects attempting control who had about as much chance of surviving the ensuing attack as an actinoidal particle has of being produced outside of a laboratory!

I finished off the day with a most efficacious experiment to determine the validity of Silksteel as an Armour which provided results beyond our wildest predictions! Overall, they day proved most educational and I await the results of tomorrow's experiments with trepidation.

What experiments did you conduct in your faction base today, friend?

>>17134656

bump

>>17134656
How many probe teams can I sneak into Budushii Dvor before you notice.

>>17135171

Greetings, lucky souls, I speak to you from a realm of UNIMAGINABLE TORMENT, where today I have suffered INNUMERABLE AGONIES

We began with AN ETERNITY OF INDESCRIBABLE PAIN which was EXCRUCIATING, with much UNNECESSARY SUFFERING. We followed this with a LIFETIME OF ANGUISH, which was HOPELESSLY BLEAK despite me WEEPING FOR DECADES. The unfortunates with which I dwell in perpetual suffering are incredibly unrepentant, and I had as much chance of keeping my composure as a snowball has in Hell.

We finished off the day by a good long round of INESCAPABLE LANCES OF PAIN which is COMPARATIVE BLISS but nevertheless UNIMAGINABLY PAINFUL. Over all, it was AGONIZING.

Comfort me with tales of the joyous games of the mortal realm... please?

Bump.