Some GM Advice: Talk to your players, before the game, about what sorts of mythology interest them. Babylonian, Scientological, Norse, Vietnamese, whatever. If there's a clear winner, include it as the main mythological point for your game. And don't be afraid to referance other mythologies! NGE, and by extension AdEva, thrive off of barely-understood mythological symbology.

>>17196695

>>17196740

That picture is a thing that a person made. I want you to think about that.

>>17196730

Nice!

For that matter, feel free to do the unthinkable and use no mythology at all. The Angels are basically just alien invaders from places where the universe is different, right down to the physical constants. And now that the stars are right, they've come to merge with their parent in the Angelic equivalent of a salmon returning to a stream to spawn.

>>17196695
>3) GM Advice
What cookie cutter NERV (City) game should I run and how do I deal with a party of 5 Shinjis?

GM Advice: Neon Genesis Evangelion is a serious anime.

Adeptus Evangelion does not have to be a serious game.

I know at least one guy on /tg/ ran a game he called Nascar Genesis Evangelion, and apparently it was amazing.

More GM Advice: Angels fights should be hard. Don't pull punches. Alot of GMs are adverse to player death. Don't be here.

More GM Advice: If it's broke, fix it. Not every rule or bit of fluff is perfect for every group! Say you have a character who wants to play a berserker, but fluffs it as his character flying into a wild, berserking rage and cowing his Evangelion into coming along for the ride. Berserker, in the normal fluff, happens when the pilot is unable to command the Evangelion or other things, and is the Eva going animalistic. But there's no harm in allowing the player to fluff his berserking like that.

>>17196695
>GM Advice
When in doubt, custom angels. Failing that,custom angels made with the help of the players. See what kind of fights they want, then build Angels that both play to and change the rules of those encounters. They want a run-around battle? Go with a quick Angel or a towering fortress that forces the players to move around. Artillery battle? Give them a T-RIDEN-T macro-kill team or have a berzerk-melee Angel give them something to chew on. Play to your player's interests and they will do their share in making battles enjoyable.

>3) GM Advice
Never go in the AdEva IRC channel. Trust me on this.

"No pizza party for you Scott... fine, you can have one slice."
~Operations Director Fatima after the Pilot of 01 disregarded a direct order.

>>17196872
NERV Detroit.

[SPOILER]2nd Impact didn't affect it at all.[/SPOILER]

>>17196895
I've actually recieved alot of help from the IRC channel, what happened to you?

>>17196961
Can I play Robocop?

"Attention all NERV personnel: I have heard that there are various betting pools going on as to which Evangelion unit will cause the most collateral damage in the next deployment. While I do approve of gambling as a method of stress relief, I must insist that anyone involved in these pools do NOT inform the pilots of who has the most money bet on them, and do NOT allow the pilots to participate themselves. Not only are they under the legal age for gambling, but they are also capable of fixing the pool. Director Out."

>>17196872
NERV Chicago. That's what I'm running, and the Great Lakes Naval Base is right nearby so fuck-year-Naval-Ordinance is available to my players if they fight over Lake Michigan.

>3) GM Advice
Adverse weather and wasteland enviornments (Greenland, Major Desert, bottom of the ocean) are great for cutting off the need to describe things in detail, or to get players thinking tactically.

If players posit a theroy about the setting in charicter, consider implamenting it with a twist. (Yes and...) Players will speculate about things that intrest them.

>>17196996
Why not just tell them they're fighting on a grid of squares at that point? Describing things in detail is part of game mastering.

BMJ you have given me a great idea.
Unfortunately all my computer has is MS Paint.

>>17197124

Second Impact = The Black Mesa Incident?

>>17197158
HALF-LIFE=DEAD SPACE=EVANGELION

>>17197166
Necromorphs operating Marker-tainted Mass-Production EVAs.
Yeah, you're fucked.

>>17197166

nononono

The Black Mesa Incident = Second Impact

BUT

The backstory for earth circa Tolkien's works is true

AND

There are Feng Shui sites (from the RPG of the same name) all over the world as well.

>>17197011
Some players, and some GM's don't care for or enjoy that. Knowing what level of detail people want is a learning experience. I will admit that a flat plain with no cover is boring, but sometimes it either makes sense (NERV Groom Lake) is imposed, or makes for a change of scenery. Urban environments that are more then chest high boxes that you get in trouble for stepping on are hard to find for Eva's I admit. I simply provided it as advise for those who wanted it.

>3) GM Advice Consistent tone helps players know what kind of plans to make. Gritty leads to plans like luring the Angel onto a dam because it will fall into it and be mired briefly More loose tone can lead to an armaments building being used as an improvised shield or the like. Any tone works, so long as its consistent.

NERV: Lunar base.

Fucking Lunarian-Earth treaty.

"Until further notice, there will be no more nightly showings of Gekigangar 3. You all know why"

"Attention, all personnel. It would appear that all the EVAs have launched... empty... of their own accord. Uh... Await further orders... Oh, T-RIDENT-T crews, immediate mobilization. First blood gets quadruple pay. That is all. Keep calm and carry on."

>>17196970
True story: I made rules for an alternate OD background where you are a cybernetically reanimated corpse.

So, progressive drills...
are they a thing yet?

>>17197296
You can't make a drill progressive, it's not rending.

"Drill" should be it's own modification to impact weapons.

>>17197349
Add Rockets to the Impact weapons to imitate Pneumatic Weapons (auto succeed on RF) then you have a Rocket Drill-Hammer!

>>17197422
Gods I'm such a noob.

I can has rouge angle now?
No, seriously, anybody have any ideas for new angels? This looks strikingly similar to Rahab from [REDACTED], despite it being a Tyranid Biocruiser, so I figured I might as well ask.

I feel like the OD kind of got nerfed.

A military OD can't really have an army...or do much with CFs in general. They"ll just die fast and not do too much. Plus they have to limit themselves to spending actions when comming a CF to do anything. ODs need to be able to do more other than just commanding CFs, too. Like using INT, PER and war/tactic skills in combat.

Game seems to favor melee down to having melee being cheaper to research.

>>17197673
you want an angel?
here's your angel

>mfw STILL no robojock

>Pilots of Steel are COMPLETELY CUT OUT instead of just making TRIDEN-Ts not die so easily.

The Pilots are children. Never is this more apparent than in their demands. "Put horns on it" or "Change the color again" or even "I want speakers on the outside". I'd be pulling my hair out if it weren't so amusing.

Excerpt of a letter from a maintenance worker

>>17197697
Speaking of which, /why/ does the OD have to be balanced in progression and stats against the pilots, especially when ODs are "supposed" to be better in P-Scale, and adults aren't supposed to get their asses handed to them by 14 year olds?

>>17197727
Smells like Eliminators, and we all know how that went. We were going over the Eliminator Talents in the IRC, some stuff's pretty darn broken.
>>17197729
"We gave EVA-05 the ability to project 800,000 decibels of AT-assisted sonic force at a cost of $500 per decibel... And they play Hannah Montana on it."
-Maintenance and Upgrade Officer, Daily Log Excerpt

>>17197706
That would actually be a fun campaign.

Spawnsire of Ulamog would be utterly terrifying.
>Spawn Everywhere
>Slowly opening up a huge portal to pull in god knows what.

>>17197769
"Welcome to the Dirac Sea, kiddos! To your left, NOTHING, to your right, NOTHING, dead ahead, YOUR TARGET! GO GET "EM!"

>>17197758
"Hannah Montanna? Consider yourself lucky, our base's pilots play Dubstep."

>>17197807
"Hey, you Brits get the good 'step. Over here, we've got Pilot wannabees squawking on Radio Disney for coin and the kids eat it up, on-base and off. I swear, EVA-02 opens its mouth a tiny bit like its trying to sing along every time 'One Less Lonely Girl' comes on. Shit's scary."

>>17197844
>I swear, EVA-02 opens its mouth a tiny bit like its trying to sing along every time 'One Less Lonely Girl' comes on. Shit's scary.

PFFFFFT, why is this so funny to me?

Hey guys, I saw some kind of RT-variant AdEva in the suptg archives, where players go off to Old Race (or whatever you call 'em) worlds pick up artifacts,get knowledge and bitches etc. Since it seems to have dropped off, I'm thinking of taking up the torch. Any ideas on how it should be? So far, my only ide has been to replace PF with Surplus- anything else?

"I don't want to waste my time, become another casualty of society."

"What the hell are you talking about Szilard?"

"Watching, waiting, commiserating."

"What is that? I don't even?"

"I'm falling even more in love with you, letting go of all I've held onto."

"Are you hitting on me or can you only speak in 90's song lyrics?"

"It's been a hard days night, and I've been working like a dog!"

"Yeah, well, fuck you too!"

-First meeting 1st Child Manufactured 'Szilard' and 3rd Child Neo-Spartan Fredrick Wilkes. Official judgement of interaction: Passable.

"I keep seeing these memos about pilots playing annoying pop music all the time. Well let me tell you that's an easy fix. These are young, impressionable kids. We played some Zep for Unit 09's pilot one day and now he can't get enough."

GM Advice: If every Angel fight inevitably turns into an all-out brawl in the city of your choice, try mixing it up some! Use an angel that's hard to just fight--maybe an infiltrator or similiar.

GM Advice: Roll up character sheets for your bridge bunnies or other important NPCs. YOu never know when you'll get into a situation where you'll need to hadn those out to players.

GM Advice; Rulings first, rules later. If there's a rule dispute, rule on it then, then look it up afterwards. If the book disagrees, talk with your players about which ruling they'd prefer.

GM ADvice: Unless it suits your plot better, always try to have at least one session of on-foot goings-on between Giant Angel Fights. It helps break the tension... or build it, if you don't tell yoru players when the next Angel is going to attack.

>>17197758
>800,000 decibels
Keep in mind that the decibel scale is logarithmic not linear. The Krakatoa volcano eruption was only around 310dB.

As you have just ended the Earth.

>>17199332

"Hey, man, what do you think of these sonic-based weapons systems?"

"They're fucked."

"Why do you say that?"

"One of them is mounted in an eva-scale guitar that doubles as a prog axe, another in an eva-scale keyboard that shoots missiles, the third's an eva-scale microphone with a prog whip cord, and the last one's an eva-scale bass guitar with a drill on it."

"So?"

"We have made the most Metal thing in existance, and they're using them to play SHITTY POP MUSIC."

>>17199507
"It's not the pilots' fault that the Supreme Commander likes this song."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qv3fmE4SM4

>>17199541
"I've been trying to get him to play the remix."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDb_1PWwztE

"I keep getting weirder and weirder request for unit 06 from the pilot, but I got to admit they are creative in their destructive capabilities."

[Data Redacted]

"I didn't mean it like that, I mean I love my job. Its just, well... It was hard enough to double turn a drill shape to make room for the progressive shredders in a way that it could keep digging forward without getting gummed up from an angel healing over it. I have no problem installing it on the end of his pneumatic hammer.

[Data Redacted]

"Yeah this one is going to be hard to top, that's the problem. The kid is creative, but if he is willing to get in one of these machines and fight those monsters the least I can do is indulge his imagination.

[Data Redacted]

"Yeah he looks a lot like my son did, but my... I think I should get back to work."

-Vance Ryan 403rd engineer corps.

GM Advice: Do not be afraid to design Angels that break rules of the game. In fact, you can make an Angel who's sole mechanic is breaking every rule of the game.

OD/GM Advice: Whichever of you designs the Base of Operations, spread out launch ports and umbilical ports as they both give a distance of cable. Try your best to leave no area in your base of operations out of range of power.

GM Advice: Angels are generally seen as being extremely powerful, but completely "derp". An Angel that has a tactical mind is generally expected to completely destroy an Eva team. Personally, when I have an Angel attack, I give it a small, simple plan of attack and do not have it deviate from its plan, unless it decides to flee. Generally I the plans are either "Smash open the geofront." or "Kill all the EVAs." but the Angels come up with different ways to do this.

GM Advice: If an Angel ever gets locked down by a certain strategy (Grapple spam, for example) have the next couple Angels (if not all Angels afterward) completely immune to the strategy.

"I'm sorry, sir. He's gone. There's nothing we could do. Third degree burns over 90% of his body, massive organ failures, hemorrhaging in the brain... we just couldn't fix it all in time. He... he did wake up, though, sir, Said he wanted to... give this to you."

"... An eyepatch."

"Yes, sir."

"Dismissed."

"Did you know LCL sticks to you? It's disgusting. Even when they drain the entry plug I still feel a layer of film on me. Most of the time it even gets under the plugsuit. That's not the worst of it though, that all washes off. It's what gets inside you that I just can't stand.

"You spend the first minute or so coughing the stuff up, just so you're breathing air again. Then it takes three different kinds of mouthwash to get the taste out. But even after all that, you still feel it your throat, and in your chest, lining the walls of your internal organs. It goes away, eventually, but normally by then it is time for the next sync test. On the plus side, I haven't had any dandruff since I started sync testing, but I really don't want to think about why that is."
-Hinoki Musashi, Pilot of Unit 03

>>17199698
I'll add on a bit to that.

GM Advice: Rule of Thumb for Angels: if it worked on one of them, the next one is immune or really hard to down with it, usually because of some new ability or tactic.

GM Advice: Angels are like cripplingly over specalised PC's in any fantisy game, they do one thing really, really well, and generally dont do anything else.

I just you to know:

Due to the lack of a cap on weapon upgrades, and with the right research bonuses, it's theoretically possible to get 40,960 shots with a maser weapon with 1000xp spent on it.

While effectively pointless, due to the full auto fire rate of 10, it's amusing none-the-less.

>>17199913
When 4,095 rounds of full-auto just isn't enough.

>>17199922

>mfw when 4,095+ collateral damage

>>17199913

I was under the impression that weapon upgrades could only be applied once

>>17199547
"Nah, man. If you've got to play a cover of that song, it's got to be this one."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cTohgAuSPc

>>17199888
Angels are powerful but stupid except when they're not.

>>17200376

And it's usually sporting of the DM to play the first one or two as dumb as bricks if the players are new. Because a smart angel tends to have a serious lifespan advantage.

>>17200387

Smart Angels ruin parties with tricks as small as 'They have a battery life, I don't, blast the cords and pulls back until they run out of power'

or, for fliers 'Don't get within stabbing distance ever'

>>17200416

Yes. posting while tired in the morning. I meant the operating time instead of lifespan thing.

Basically:

GM Advice: Don't be a trolling cock. There's far more creative and entertaining ways to kill your players. It might even be entertaining for them.

GM Advice: If playing with AdEva or NGE-savvy players, don't be afraid to get...creative with your Angels. I had one GM who used a memetic virus as one of his Angels, and I myself deployed an endless Matryoshka Angel. Sometimes the Angels don't even need to be combat monsters- a simple virus or, more rarely, a Kaworu-style Messiah with their own P-Scale Cult, can be just as fuh and a refreshing change of pace.

>>17199961
It's never stated.

It's just HERE ARE WEAPON UPGRADES, HERE'S A PRICE FOR THEM.

>>17199956
Heh, our GM just stopped calculating Collateral Damage, since the players were raping the angels due to a combination of mismatched power levels and player insanity.

Hell, Ramiel tried to retreat, but we chased it using a series of floats, and the berserker (Who didn't have any real AT ability) being launched towards it in the air, giving no fucks about falling damage.

On the bright side, although we weren't getting any more Research points, with tech being given out via PLOT from then on, one of our PC's blowing up Boston with a ill-thought-out opening of a Dirac Cache with one of those space-bomber angel's bombs didn't cause too much issue.

My character in an Ad Eva game is an AT Tactician, and among other things a bit of a glory seeker (not enough that it's his flaw, but close to.) Of course, in character creation, I got his SR up to the mid 70s, so he's all kinds of in tune with the world. His Eva randomly got the Shoulder Mounted Markerlight Array.

First angel, nobody knows to raise their AT fields immediately. My guy is the first up, so Sachiel hits him with a Rising Cross, moderate damage, SR fluctuation, increase, damn near maximum. When Marshal Samson first raises his AT field, it's actually stronger than the Angel's.

The Berserker rushes in, giving not a fuck, his SR is in the 30s, He doesn't even know Neutralize... And hits Sachiel's field like a cat hitting a glass door.

My turn, guy rushes in, completely Neutralizes the field, shouts "Let's see what this shoulder cannon can do!" No damage, marks the Core.

"The fuck is this!?"

That's when the Skirmisher and a half dozen VTOLS lit the core up in a glorious combined-arms display of fury. Killed the bastard inside out and diagonally.

Angel 1: Satchiel: Lasted less than one full round of combat. The Pointman didn't even get a shot off before it was dead.

Our GM is promising something more challenging next time... How fucked are we?

>>17200745
Depends on how nice the GM is.

"Sir, Pilot 04 is ... she's pregnant, sir."

"I suppose it was inevitable. Has she consented to an abortion?"

"As soon as she found out, sir."

"So what's the problem?"

"Her ... her EVA unit is too, sir."

Cue multiple looks of horror on the part of everyone involved. Four sessions later the fetus is dumped uncerimoniously during a loadout test. It also has been aborted.
Somehow.

>>17200818
Alternatively, the fetus could mature into an Angel and strike when the players are least expecting it, dominating not only the Eva but the Pilot as well, mutating them into horrible half-angel abominations.

Except they don't look any different. Don't sound any different. And still the Pilot's team has to put him/her down.

>>17200818

Did anyone else just picture the birth? Because I just did.

>>17200872
Disgorged through the Core, most likely, mangling the armor on its way out because who the hell is going to stop an Eva fetus.
Maybe it even registers PATTERN BLUE for a few seconds before it dies properly, all unformed limbs and exposed veins and wide unblinking inhuman eyes.

Can an AT Tactician levitate things and throw 'em at enemies?

>>17200936
You should be able to you inferior ruler.

>>17196872

>5 shinji's

Include a Kamina in your party. Some NPC who gets your players to MAN THE FUCK UP.

Or not. If you want to run a "Classical" NGE game, enjoy destroying your players psyches one by one, till the last session is just you playing "Komm Susser Tod" for two hours as the world ends, describing the worst acid trip ever.

So I've got this one player who always wants to play Ritusko style "Head of R&D" or "Chief of Project E" characters. I usually get around that by taking the OD career, stripping out most of the command skills and talents, and putting in some Lore skills, some SCIENCE Talents, and a particularly notable "Mcguyver" Talent, which she's used to kill at least a half dozen angelspawn in the past. Generally dicks around with the MAGI and comes up with wacky plans with the OD during battle. Is 3.0 going to have a official career to support this kind of stuff?

>>17199325
>GM Advice: Roll up character sheets for your bridge bunnies or other important NPCs. YOu never know when you'll get into a situation where you'll need to hadn those out to players.

I've done this. Had a dozen of the Cherubim (Basically a 9 foot tall evangelion the Scientist character brewed up for the hell of it, intended to provide support against Angelspawn, since they're small enough to use human scale weapons, but still have AT fields, if weak ones) break containment when the pilots were in the Training bodies. So I hand out character sheets to everyone but the RD and the Scientist, and say "ohh by the way, you guys are now the Bridge Bunnies and the Commander. Have fun stopping the eldritch horrors from escaping onto the streets." Resulted in a couple of fun sessions, with some highlights like the Commander player beating the shit out of the last Cherubim with the butt of his assault rifle.

>>17201087
he may have been reading CTech a suprisingly useful resource for Ad Eva. Cherubim in that are pyschically controlled Engel minis that like to go berserk and eat their operators.

Also, As bad as some aspects of the setting are, I still want play in the damn setting with some fixes. Also, that fucking Seraph

"Subject Lambda, Explain why you used your AT-field to Throw the heads of EVA units 05 ,06, and 07 with N2 Mines plastered over them to take down the Angel?"

"Most effective use of them. They had been decapitated."

-[Redacted] and Subject Lambda on his bizarre tatics

I have had a marvelous thought!

Evangelion Unit 07 is the only unit in the history of the Eva Program to have more than five pilots. Every pilot who has tested positive with 07 eventually falls into a catatonic stupor within the plug, usually within a few months of thier first synch connection. They register as dreaming to any machine that can read brainwaves, but are otherwise unresponsive. Most do not register pain at all.

After some time it's discovered that Unit 07 actually erodes the Pilot's mind on contact, and continued exposure through synch tests only worsens the process until eventually they're effectively braindead.

The Unit is not decomissioned, because of the threat of the Angels, and is otherwise functional and useful. It just ... goes through Pilots quickly.

It's eventually dubbed The Lotus.

[Redacted]
Subject Lambda has scored highly with all EVA units. But cannot pass as a human. Cannot speak properly, lacks emotions to pass as a normal English citizen. All mental testing show he is capable of use of AT-field outside of the EVA units but he is unable to follow real world orders.
Should socialize him and test later. Until then Prep Other children.

Update:
[Redacted]
SUbject Lambda has proven us wrong once he was introduced to the trio of neospartans that are the First, Second and Third children. He now is reacting normally to orders. Maybe the crossing of EVA and human is possible. only down side so far is his Hair. Genetics seem to have him grow it out fast. Leaving him looking older than he is...

Tragedy has befallen us. The children are dead. Subject Lambda is in a berserk's rage out on the field. Some one has sent Mass produced EVA to Wipe out Our facility.

So who would prefer that Pilots of Steel stayed in with a few small attempts at fixing it up?

>>17201567
MEH

"The Third Child is a barely controllable, violent, coarse little brat who, in my professional opinion, shouldn't be entrusted with a pet goldfish, let alone the future of mankind."

"Hey! I heard that!"

0:56-1:07 of NERV security recording ICAA-12.

>>17201567

The problem with Pilots of Steel is that it is, simply put, gross as hell.

There is no cleaner way to handle them in 2.5 than the career cannibalization that we tried in Version 2. Which was less than successful.

Worse yet, recent changes made to the way AT Deflection works means we have a major quandary on our hands:

Under Version 2's percentile deflection, an Evangelion's AT Field always had a chance of failing (unless their SR was so high they were taking Ego Damage every round, a problem that solves itself). Even a Synch Ratio 90 Eva still had a 10% chance of an attack getting through. Not good odds, but at least *possible*.

Under the new Breach based Deflection system, there are no rolls. There is the Breach of your attack, and the strength of their Field. It either can be done, or it cannot. As Tridents lack AT Fields, they are missing a major Breach Bonus, and have no means of neutralizing their opponent. In order to make them at all viable, they would need to receive some kind of special Anti-AT weaponry with a very high Breach Bonus to overcome their lack of an AT Field. Even the sort of bonus which would make them viable against a standard Eva would be an incredibly effective anti-angel weapon, as far as weapons go. And they would have to start with this magical advanced technology while everyone else is still using pallet guns.

In other words, there is no way to make Pilots of Steel work in 2.5 without being one of the following:

1) totally useless

2) Too damn good

And either way, it will be a gross hackjob to even try.

That is why Pilots of Steel are not planned for 2.5. V3 is a whole nother ball game, though.

>>17201156

I think she said she got the idea from a fanfic somewhere. Her idea was to create a support unit that could augment the Evas, since I'd just thrown a Angelspawn Angel at the group. And they certainly had enough scientific gear kicking around Terminal Dogma. She did eventually order the Technical division to weld human sized handgrips on the EVA's armor plating at the suggestion of one of the Pilot characters so the Cherubim could ride the Eva's into combat.

These are now your chief Section Two Agents.

>>17201902
I-

Well-

Yes. Yes they are. They are NOW.

The Sixth Child has finally arrived from the United States.

With the death of the Fifth Child, Eva 04 requires a pilot. As a prodigy, he scored exceedingly well when forced to us other Evas. Attached folder will show the charts. Needless to say, it's a blessing amongst the sorrow.

Sadly, he goes not speak a single word of Japanese. His dossier shows a love of theater, and he has made up for the language barrier by panomining everything he needs.

We can only hope he learns enough to coordinate in battle before we are attacked again. I do not want to see a squad of Evas franticly trying to communicate via hand gestures.

>>17202861
One character like that but was mute for years. only used military hand signs to communicate.

Ya know, ever time I look up at 03 here, I think "Damn, imagine if they made a sport using these." Cause I mean, come on, we all wonder what's gonna happen to these beasts when this is all said and done. I hear whispers of wars, or government take over. Not me. I see these suckers waging war in a stadium every Sunday night, with millions tuning in to watch as creatures that can bend the laws of reality go head to head, trying to get a ball and get it between a pair of poles.

God damn that would be fucking amazing, don't ya think?

-Mechanist Alex Rendell

To: (REDACTED)
From: (REDACTED)
Subject: Revenue/PR Idea

Eva Football. That is all.

>>17202945
Seen it happen

"My only regret is that I won't get to see the end of this war, or tell my son I loved him."

-Director Jack Johnson of NERV London; recorded on his dictation machine, it is believed Director Jack was killed by an infiltrating Angel spawn.

"The old man never loved me; now we've got an angel incoming, lets get to work people! No time for sorrow; we've got 10 minutes then the world danced on the edge of the Razor blade again!"
-Operations Director Jeremiah Johnson upon hearing the tape.

>>17202861

I am now imagining evas dressed as mimes.

>>17201755

there are rules for combining firepower to breach AT fields, right? how about creating a Pilot (trident) skill you can add to standard NPC profiles, along with some unique trait regarding focused fire to disrupt AT fields?

I did always picture tridents as late-game appearances, built as an alternative to evas, and a way to erode NERV's influence as the only anti-angel outfit there is. NERV intentionally sabotaged Jet Alone in the series to keep free of competition, right?

>>17202861
You'd think they'd be able to afford a translator or something.

"I know you Deionarah, you say you don't need me, but one day, you and the others will; NERV wants me dead, but I'll be back. When everything has totally hit the fan. And then I'll come flying in, on wings of fucking fire; Like the Cruelest Angel God ever made."

-Note written by Test Subject [REDACTED] and posted to Pilot 08; [REDACTED] is wanted by the UN for war crimes, crimes against humanity, grand theft Evangelion (A crime they specifically made for this case) and the murder of several high ranking NERV officials upon his escape.
He is considered armed and extremely dangerous.

"All Pilots are to remain under guard at all times in side the facility until further notice. Along with this, all ventilator maintainance will only take place with armed guards covering any open entrances into the ventilation system.

I do not want a repeat of last week's farce when the 3rd Child dove into the air ducts to avoid a synch test. They are mission-critical personnel and are to be treated as such at all times."

>>17203077
How do you HIDE an Eva? You can't just throw a tarp over it and call it a day.

>>17203092
Deep under the sea?
In another country?
By the looks of what the quote said, on the moon or in Oribt is my guess.
If you have an S2 engine and you're clever, the Diarac sea maybe?
Sounds like the guy is either an apostle or close to being Tang with that wings of fire line.

>>17203092
Well, you could probably hide IN an eva, by submerging it deep in the ocean somewhere. You'd need an internal power source, obviously, and there's the whole pilot life support thing.
So yeah, impractical at best.

"No your Evangelion can't be used to solve world hunger.
It costs more for you to hunt the whales than the meat on the whales is worth!"

-OD explaining basic economics to a pilot.

>>17203138
I dunno. Odds are if you're far enough into the game that players are getting fed up with NERV's bullshit to the point of walking out, everybody's already got an S^2 organ on their eva.

And with that, yeah, you could pretty much just chill at the bottom of the ocean, maybe picking off the odd blue whale for food/the hell of it.

>>17203202
>>17203208
What is it with Evangelion and whale hunting?
SPLIT YOUR MINDS AND CRACK YOUR PROG KNIVES KIDS! WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE ANGEL!

"Woohoo! Take that!"

The 3rd Child, upon causing (minimal cosmetic) damage to the Sixth Angel and destroying $600,000 worth of public property.

>>17203281
Shouldn't whales be extinct?

Also, a good OD will have at least a little Captain Ahab in them.

>>17200110
Damnit, now I want to see an evagelion picture in the style of bad 80s metal album cover art.
With Shinji riding on an angel while throwing the horns; Gendo standing on the corpse of Adam with an electric guitar and Giant Rei in the background wearing something completly cheesecakish like an Evangelion Armor bikini.
And Asuke on a flying Motorbike.

>>17203307
>And Asuke on a flying Motorbike.

If this doesn't happen, I will place this request upon every drawfag I can access.

>>17203307
Asuka should also be firing a machine pistol into the air.

Just because.

In a world torn apart by war, superpower rises against superpower after the "Second Impact", the M.A.D. plan initiated by the Communist Federation as they detonated multiple fifty-megaton nuclear warheads embedded in the continent of Antarctica to vaporize the landmass and use the widespread flooding caused by the sudden release of water to take the Capitalistic Bloc by surprise.

At that time, the "Angels" as they came to be known were hidden away at the American "Area 51" installation. The fruits of the research performed on those... things... would not see the light of day for another fifteen years as the United Allies Mechanized Forces clashed across Europe and around the rapidly thawing Arctic Circle.

It is here we join our "heroes"... It was not the Angels the Evangelions were initially created to destroy, but a continuation of the eternal conflict between Cain and his brother. It was to our great surprise, then, that the hand of God himself would intervene to unite the two against a common foe...

>>17203355
So Angels and Evas versus damn dirty Commies?

>>17203307
YES.
See this picture, this is my face upon reading that.

>>17203395
Either a game that starts in World War Eva mode and moves into a typical Angel Assault mode as both sides unite, or the Commies have Angels of their own. Who knows. Looking at a world where the Berlin Wall never fell.

>>17203355
And of course, 'Cain' is Tiberium Dawn and Tiberium Sun Kane.

"Why won't you die already, monster! Come on, crush us all you want, but we'll just keep coming and coming until we'll finally kill you!"

Brigadier Smythe, The King's Royal Hussars, during the Third Angel's attack on London.

>>17203536
Hate to be That Guy, BUT

1. Brigadiers command, well, Brigades made of two or more regiments.
2. A Brigadier would be of a certain regiment; he may have served in one regiment, but when he becomes a Brigadier, he leaves it.

So by current Brigade org, he'd be commanding 12th Mech.

Would a career specializing in Anti-AT dickery be overpowered?

>>17203595
As I found out five sessions into the campaign I was running... Too late to change it to a more accurate rank by then, besides Brigadier just sounds cool.

"How the hell did we have a security leak of this magnitude?!"

"Thankfully, they're just a bunch of creepy wierdos and not the Doomsday Brigade."

"That still doesn't make me feel better that someone managed to sneak into my facility and take photographs of restricted areas and personnel!"

Convesation between Director of Internal Security Davison and Lt Unterson upon discovering the '1st Child Fan Club' website along with several unauthorized photographs of aforementioned Pilot.

>>17203469


"My name is Cain... my favourite colour is *brown*." :3

>>17203679
Eh, it's easy to say that he came from a certain regiment and espouses it's superiority.

"This sort of thing would never have happened in my regiment!"
"That's not how my old regiment would have done things; here. Let me show you how it's done.!"
"You remind me of a chap in my old regiment!"
"A good charge with some gunnery here and there will sort the whole business out by lunchtime."

And so on.

hey guys, i just logged in to start a thread about my first angel designs, should i post them (and the crude index card illustrations) here or start a new thread??

>>17203768
Drop 'em in here; these threads can be kinda slow, so a little bump here and there can be good.

Who knows, maybe one of the devs sees 'em and goes, "Fuck, that's a goodie, let's work it in!"

"You told us to shoot the red balls. So I shot it in the red ball and it exploded.

Can I go get shitfaced at my victory party now?"
-Sven, commander of Missile Site 2 on his destruction of the 3rd Angel using conventional arms. The so called Righteous Fury incident.

>>17203740
Well, his role in the campaign was as the NPC in charge of the static defense phase, as the tanks, VTOL's et al were British Armed Forces, rather than NERV. So he did say a lot of things like that. Even if Challenger II's vs Angels wasn't a fair fight by any stretch of the imagination...

">Memo to: Maintenance Staff

>In face of growing demand from the Eva pilots and members of the maintenance division, I have relented on my previous decision to ban kill markings on the Evangelion Units in order to promote morale amongst both the Pilots and the technicians.

>However, I will NOT allow further application of markings depicting the amount of collateral damage caused by action against the Angels. We have enough of a public relations nightmare already without having to deal with the media fallout of seeing 6 skyscrapes, dozens of smaller buildings, hundreds of vehicles both military and civilian and by my count 8724 bicycles stenciled on the side of Evangelion Unit 02.

>Said offending stencils are to be removed immediately and the cost of the paint used to apply them will be docked from the salaries of the maintainance division. Aside from the aforementioned issue with our desire to project a competent, professional image, it is an extreme waste of time and resources. Any further violations will result in the restoration of my previous order prohibiting kill markings.

ADDENDUM: When applying kill markings, technicians are reminded to use the approved marking depicting a simple winged stick-figure, not invent their own, creative as they may be. This is especially concerning the individual who painted Unit 03's kill markings. You are not a 10th century monk, whoever you are and we are not paying you to create illuminated manuscript.

>By Order, Director Jenkins"

>>17203791
sorry my scanner derped, no hand drawn works of art here

okay, here are my angel ideas, tell how dumb they are:

Basic: These angels are on par with the first two from the series. Nothing complicated, just big monsters

'Luscious Lashes' Core surrounded by a ring which has two foil "arms" not unlike Zeruel's. Uses foil arms to grab and restrain EVA's limbs before launching a psychological encroachment attack.

'Big bird' Appears as a massive hawk with a fanged skull, skeletal wings and an extra set of talons. Flyby attacks EVAs, attempts to pick them up. Wings can be destroyed and/or used as a destructible weapon.

>>17203982
cont.

Advanced: These angels aren't impossible to deal with, but have a gimmick which needs to be identified and addressed for them to be dealt with properly

'Boo-hoo Ninja' Appears as a massive humanoid with chalky skin wreathed in shadows and a blade in place of his right arm. His face is obscured by a mask with rivers of blood pouring from his eyes. Blind, but can 'see' AT fields. Teleports to powerful AT fields, attacks with arm blade.

'Conan's Leiliel' Illusiary core projected by ten alternating black and white mirrors. Looking at black mirrors causes a mirror-EVA to attack the EVA. Looking at white mirrors causes an encroachment attack. Each mirror must be destroyed to destroy the core.

'A.T.ronach' Initially appears as a core surrounded by a vaguely human shaped visual distortion not unlike a mirrage. Very powerful AT field, however its strength is inversely proportional to its size. Uses the enviornment to constitue its body (absorbs buildings/landscape/water/etc. to form itself).

'Iron filings' Appears as a vaguely humanoid creature comprised of interlocking metal fragments simmilar to the seventh angel in Rebuild. Absorbs heat, electricity and energy, increasing the power of its AT field and its ability to manipulate the interlocking metal fragments constituting its body.

"Load Armour Piercing. Target the Red markings. Five rounds, rapid fire. Commence firing."

-Brigadier Stewart. UN Seventh Armoured division.

>>17203989
cont.

Highly Unfortunate: These angels severly alter the nature of combat and can potentially devestate the campaign.

'Angie' Appears as a ring of light surrounding a rod of light. Hacks various systems from orbit (orbit too difficult? flying instead?), uses defense systems to attack EVAs.

'Girrugamuk' A giant steaming pile of grey-green ooze. Does not attack EVAs directly, rather weakens their armor and manipulates them into attacking each other. Once an EVA sustains a wound, it encroaches upon that EVA similarly to Bardiel.

'Sauce boss' Appears as a core the size of a softball which is perpetually leaking blood. Those that have direct contact with the blood mutate into angelspawn, who can further infect others as 'normal' zombies.

'Monty' Initially appears as a giant snake with a bone stinger on its tail. Will attempt to impale and/or constrict an EVA before swalling them into a Dirac sea within its body (where its core is located). Once an EVA (or EVAs) is swallowed, the angel gains access to all their powers, abilities, memories and limbs.

>>17203998
Ouch. Painfully familiar.

>>17203435
I just realized she is using her fingers to mold her face into a smile, implying that she doesn't have the muscle memory of how to smile.

>>17203992
Angels and daemons alike are afraid of UNIT's superior firepower?

>Brig loachmen

Oh, no, Brigadier! It's the loachmen! Get the Doctor on the line!

So anyone got any tips on running a game with some non-religious theme, like, I dunno, Geigerian body horror; or the struggle of life and death, or 1920s or whatever?

how silly is my game if the od ends up saying
"god damn it how in the 9 hells dose the 7th child's fan club
keep getting in hear? " by the way the games set at
a nerv early warning/observation site...on the moon.

"The high command seems to think it's a nightmare when it happens, but me'n the boy's can't get enough of the 'little' bastards!"

Sergeant Horvus of the 13th United Nations Infantry Regiment on 'Angelspawn'

>>17206470
Pretty silly, I'd say.

>>17206745
"I'm glad to hear that morale among the rank and file remains high. The eighteen dead and two hundred and four wounded civilians probably don't share the good Sergeant's sentiments, however."

Director of Public Relations, in a private candid moment.

"I wish for you to refrain from using EVA units for Recreational games of N2 mine football"

"Put it where the sun don't shine! For Chi-town!"

-James Adamson, Child 5, Nerv Chicago, cheering on a team mate in Nerv's Omnidivisional SimTourney

"It could have been worse. At least the salvage subject is still mostly human, and has eyes this time."

Pic unrelated.

"I'm the problem."

-Operations Director Norodo, Nerv-28, Siberia
--Last Words before death, after inquiry as to what 'the problem' was immediately preceding detonation of an N2 Warhead on top of the facility, preventing Angel Zaamshiel (Indignation of God) from penetrating complex.

"Deep down, I think the kids really do know just how far NERV goes to keep them safe. Sometimes I'm on the horizon with a rifle, watching for trouble... Other times, I'm the guy sitting at the cafe reading a newspaper. Either way, I'm keeping both eyes open...

I think it's when our jobs go from 'preventative', to having to put ourselves in harms way that NERV rotates us out of that duty. I honestly think it's a 'out of sight, out of mind' mentality, where they don't want the kids to be reminded that some people hate them for what they do..."

[REDACTED] comments on 'Operation Watchdog'. [REDACTED] confirmed KIA after most recent Angel incursion.

yay adeva thread

This is the color scheme of your next Eva.

What do?

>>17210839
Do what Rei does.
Jump in front of a positron blast until all the ugly melts off.

>>17203740
"Chap with wings and a halo - five rounds rapid."

>>17211981
Stop being racist.

>>17210839

Point me towards this colour tool

So hey there is some sort of system in the current version for working out court cases right?

Anyone know if that is going to change, cos I don't like being convicted of crimes against humanity when all I did was stand on a dozen or so people and stab a kid.

"I've seen children go to war against monsters the size of sky scrapers; riding in the skulls of Mad Gods. I've been one of those children.
I've seen men face off against countless angelspawn, guarding convoys of refugees; and saw a man bludgeon an abomination to death with the butt of his rifle, while his other arm lay meters away; so his men had time to retreat.
I've seen entire cities disintergrated, as the civillians within the underground bunkers unanimously decided that they would go out in a way that would slow down the monster abouve them, even if just for a few minutes.
I've seen a boy reform, after his entire body collapsed into a puddle; through sheer force of willpower.
I've seen a woman we grew just for the purpose of ending this war, this world owed us nothing and had been treated like a tool charge to her death, hours after finding out there was more to life than the Evangelion, just so the man she loved wouldn't die, and then die with a smile on her face.

>>17212700
I've seen my friend, who was raised to war, cry and weep; as she held her first born in her hands; then climb in her evangelion and reach Synch Ratings and Ego rating unknown to science until that point. Then never pilot again, because she didn't want to die before her child grew up.
I've seen countless marks of the determination of humanity; lived through the end of the world. Twice; and once faced an angel who asked me the question Why we persist so against the inevitable.
To which I answered 'Because I am human; and because we are NERV; and NERV protects mankind from monsters like you. I have problems, I'm not perfect; I might not know who I am, or why I'm doing this, but uncertainty has never stopped the human race before. And this is how humanity will always face its end, never cowering; always fighting.'
In the war against the Cruel angels; against the universe; against God himself, Humanity did what even Lucifer and all the angels in the heavens couldn't do. We took the apples; we stood the torment of the world outside Paradise and found a reason to thrive in it; and when he sent his servants to teach us Humility for standing proud and to cleanse the earth in Judgement day; we stood, heads raised high in defiance of that Bastard father of all.
And We won.'

- Director S. Ikari; The Ending words of his Autobiography 'To Kill a God; The Angel Wars'

"My name is Levitus, Pilot Levitus.
And I pilot Evangelion 03. I know many of you have a problem with children piloting the Evangelion, you think we're too young, or such responsibility shouldn't be left in the hands of the young. I know there's a movement to have us replaced, with adults, or Dummy plugs, theres even a radical movement to kidnapp a few of us and 'Debrainwash' us so we can go back to being normal kids.
Let me share something with you.
I have a kill count of 6 Angels; 387 spawn, 2 rouge Evangelion; and 1 man who tried to assassinate me.
I am not a child.
I grew up a Soldier, I am trained in 4 Martial arts, I know how to plant a Claymore, breech a wall, negotiate with terrorists in a hostage situation; drive a tank, drive a bomber Jet; I know how to waterboard someone because I looked it up on Google incase I ever needed to; and if any of you try to 'save' me from NERV or from myself; I will escape and I will kill as many of you as I have to, to return to my duties; because if you Kidnapp a member of NERV, then you are a terrorist; one of the worst terrorists who has ever lived, you risk killing more people than Hitler, the Black Plague and the Second Impact combined, no matter your intentions.
Because you're kidnapping someone who is one of a very small group of people that stands between the human race and total extinction. I do not have the time nor the inclination to feel sympathy for you or your cause, just because you 'mean well'. We're at war. Sacrafices must be made; and I gladly give myself so the human race can go on. Anyone who stands in the way of that is a traitor to all the world, guilty of a crime so big, there isn't even a name for it.
I'm a Pilot and wear that as a badge of Pride.
The second impact killed childhood; let me get on with my job so that one day, children can be children again."

-The 3rd Child at a Public Conference he requested after hearing of the Concerned Parents Alliance.

>>17212187
Not racist. It is a quote from a TV show, mememicly mutated

>>17212802
where was this guy when shinji was jacking off to auska's tits?

>>17212999
Not born yet.

>>17212802
What's this adapted from?

well i can sufficiently say i want to run a game like this. just gotta read up and get some ideas.

lets continue shall we? or is there already a new thread on this?

>>17213412

This is the most recent thread. We are nowhere close to autosage.

I am just watching at this point. I think we hit a slow time. It happens.

So, to help revitalize things:

AdEva GMs and players, what advice would you give for how a game master should handle his OD (both in and out of combat)?

>>17212802

>mfw I read this

>>17213492

My DM treated him as a subordinate.

The OD was still a player, and only had the vaguest idea where the DM was going with the plot, but on multiple occasions he would help out to make things run smoother, and the pair bounced ideas off each other initially to get the campaign under way.

At one point, the DM lost his notes, and went on a crusade to recover them. During that time, the OD stepped up as a sub DM, and had us play through a full day at school.

What are the best and worst things you've seen done in a game of Adeptus Evangelion?

>>17210839
I'd like a pointer to this tool as well.

>>17213492

The OD is more than just another player character--he's The Guy In Direct Charge. He's the commanding officer. He's got a position that, in many games, could be NPC'd. He knows things the pilots can't.

Here's part of how I handle ODs: I write up a big list of information for the setting, how I"m going to be running it. ANd I hand it to the OD. That is what he knows. It can all be released to the pilots on a need to know basis... and High Command will make sure it was need to know.

>>17213663

Best: Caused third impact by merging with my evangelion, eating the seed of life and the seed of knowledge, and growing a World Tree on the remains of NERV Cambridge (mass).

Worst: Another player destroying every single building in a ten-block radius of an Angel's death, because the Angel before that had caused a small-scale zombie apocalypse from the spawn it left after it's death. Said buildings included a hospital, an orphanage, and the building where most of our classmates had taken refuge. Including that character's NPC love interest.

>>17215372
http://horobox.co.uk/u/acepilotf14_1323949021.swf

>>17216508
http://horobox.co.uk/u/ShepherdsPie_1323925274.swf

New version with a slightly different color scheme and one more color grouping.

>>17216508
>>17217227
Nice find. Any ones with different heads or even more options?

>>17217227
http://horobox.co.uk/u/ShepherdsPie_1323988554.swf

Superior version because I forgot to remove something. Can now allow for visor color change.

>>17217283
You sir are gentleman and a scholar.
Since I don't have any non-negative Eva reactions have a approving Zaku.

>>17218094
in agreement

>>17217283
>>17218094
And I will step up and leave you with a funny idea for a session.

>>17218168
Fry him to the moon...;.;

"I know NERV recruiters are good but just where the hell do they find radio operators who can sit there and calmly order a entire regiment to commit suicide by Angel and then listen to the whole thing without batting a eye? Hell, when one of those kids started screaming like somebody was murdering her with a knife all she did was turn the volume down! You don't just run into cold SOBs like that in the street.
-Officer Calhoun, NERV Inner security force.

"It's punching me in the -soul-!!"
"The bones are everywhere! They're going to eat me! Get me out of here!"
"I am the world and the world is of me!"
"Yes, sir, multi-missile hits all confirmed on target. It's just that it -threw it in a Dirac Sea and kept going-."

-Nerv-14 Pilots, recorded during combat against Burutel, Angel of Ignorance, notable for use of hallucinogenic attacks and AT ability on par with Zeruel and Ramiel

"MUUUUUDA~!"
Battle cry of EVA pilot code name 'DIO'

The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms

In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river

Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death’s twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.

My players are in for a world of pain.

Lucky for them, pain is nothing but warps in the matrix.

>>17218667

Johnston, stop painting "This is how the world ends" on Unit 07's armor. Not only does this violate regulations, but it actively hurts our ongoing PR efforts and morale in general.

Yes, I know it was you. You're the only one on the maintenance crew with an MFA degree. Consider this your first and only warning.

Oh dear.

>>17218817
Wasn't Asuka already dead by then?

I mean, he fucking strangled her to death.

"It's like I'm playing Shadow of The Colossus with 40 guys and 40 rifles. I'm so small, it never notices the platoon. Just marches on by towards OBJ, eats a tank column, swats away the airplanes, and punches out the Evangelions, and we're just getting the world's easiest target practice telling it 'hey, go that way' with ultra-high-caliber rounds."

Lieutenant Sebastian Lars, veteran of 29 Angel attacks worldwide, middle-rank member of Nerv Infantry Tactical (NIT), 132nd Enemy Redirection Company

Early 21st century advances in the field of human cloning are perhaps most well known for the widespread cloning of the late Premier Vladimir Putin. After having been struck down by an assassin's bullet(s)* Putin was cloned no less than seven times. This has allowed him to serve not only as a political martyr, but also as both Premier and head of the KGB in addition to multiple smaller roles including oil tycoon and perhaps most famously hosting the top rated cooking series** on broadcast television.
-excerpted from 'The State of Cloning in The Late 20th and Early 21st Centuries'

*Accounts of Putin's death vary wildly some claim that he was shot by an American Special Forces Sniper, others tell that he engaged in a deadly gun kata duel with late President Medvedev, still others that it was the result of a volley of RPG or Katyusha fire, and extending on into more unbelievable accounts of his being dissolved into a pool of orange liquid or primordial ooze. The official Russian statement that he was killed in a three day firefight against a platoon of Chechen rebels supported by a pair of captured T-70 tanks has not helped deter such wild speculation, and most Russians believe he is not dead, merely waiting.

**Wilderness to Table; Putin Cooks Game.

>>17218831
She didn't die considering the last line in the film was hers.

Heavily implied he was too much of a pussy to finish the job.

>>17218906
This is now canon in my game.

>>17218817
Are those miniature Pallet Guns?

How the hell did they shoot their way through NERV with that shit?

>>17218906
Yup That is Putin for ya

>>17218831

I'd be more worried as to how the JSSDF dudes have their guns and other kit still on them. That shit wouldn't have melted down into LCL with 3I. I'm willing to give Shinji and Auska a pass on the clothing issue because they were both in Evas at the time, and Evas make about as much sense as EoE to begin with.

>>17217283
>>17217227
>>17216508

I fucking love you man.

>>17218977
Those are H&K G11s. They're real guns.

>>17218977

I think they're supposed to be H&K G11 or whatever. It was some experimental rifle back in the 60-80's.

>>17219001

>take Ressurection Man #1 to read on the loo
>come back, go on /tg/
>that pic
>my face when no face

So how many GMs actually finish their campaign with a Third Impact scenario? Or do people just fizzle out with an endless series of "you saved the world from the latest Angel" battles?

>>17218906
>>17218942
I now require a place that has awesome videos of Putin available to download, and a good theme song for a badass cooking show.

I am making an opening theme for this!

>be browsing /tg/, is a newfag
>keep seeing AdEva being mentioned, wonder what it is
>decide to search for it on 1d4chan
>don't want to leave the article I've got up at the moment, decide to open new tab
>open Random Article instead of Main Page because why the fuck not
>Random Article is Adeptus Evangelion
>mfw

GM Advice: When planning your angel attacks, make sure there's something for each player to do every round. Boredom is your worst enemy

>>17219125
Go buy a lottery ticket.

>>17219115
Start with two cups of the 'Iron Chef America' theme...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_r0MAMWOJE
...add one package of 'youtube-to-mp3'...
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/
...and throw in a healthy dose of Google-fu!
>starter kit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeglAFpDU2E

>>17218977
>>17219030
>>17219045
H&K G11 caseless assault rifle. A prototype weapon built on the concept of 3-round bursts. Could fire 3 rounds at over 2000 rounds per minute, making it pretty much sound like a single shot. The 50 round magazine is situated on top of the barrel with the bullets pointing downwards.

>>17218168
"WHY IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT ALWAYS LCL?"

>>17218906
Ah shit.
>Light hair
>Red Eyes
She's clearly a Manu.

>>17219206
the thing has small caliber rounds for increased velocity does it not? how does this effect it's stopping power?

>Magi Survillence Log #4586-Athena
>12:03:21 PM: First, Second, Third and Fourth Children have entered Utility Vehicular Storage Building Twenty-One Echo. As building contains no interior sensor grid, will maintain overwatch on exterior perimeter until personnel exit.
>12:04 PM:Continuing Overwatch
>12:05 PM: Continuing Overwatch
>12:06 PM: Continuing Overwatch
>12:07 PM: Continuing Overwatch
>12:08:32PM: ALERT: Four Type 3 4W bikes have exited UVSB Twenty-One Echo, each bearing a single rider, and proceeding SSW down Secondary Access Road Seven at speeds between 40 and 55 MPH.
>ALERT: Riders are wearing motorcycle helmets with opaque visors, preventing employment of facial recognition software.
>ALERT: Geofront Security Cameras #219-21 do not possess color capability, preventing clothing color/tone match.
>12:08:34: MAGI-03 Athena requesting Consensus by MAGI-01 Hera and MAGI-02 Demeter regarding Potential Hazard Situation/VIP #23-07/12/2015
>Debating
>12:08:36: MAGI CONSENSUS: There is no logical reason for personnel in Category: Evangelion Pilot to be operating vehicles assigned to personnel in Category: Geofront Maintenance.
>12:08:37: MAGI CONSENSUS: VIPs remain inside UVSB Twenty-One Echo. MAGI-03 Athena is to maintain Overwatch on site perimeter until VIP reacquisition.
>12:09: Continuing Overwatch
>12:10: Continuing Overwatch

Damnit Sara, you told me the MAGI were foolproof! The pilots could have been killed doing this damn foolish stunt of theirs, and your precious supercomputer was stuck running in circles instead of alerting Section 2.

-Ops Director Megan Welsh

>>17219467
2000rpm is a pretty bitchin stopping power even with lower calibers.

>>17219206
That's the first time I've seen a G11 with a bayonet. They managed to make something even stupider looking than a Famas with bayonet.

>>17219526
Except with only 50 rounds you're through it in pretty short order. And as they discovered not opening the action up and tossing out a hot chunk of metal that held the propellant causes major heat issues.

Leaving speculative news broadcast and totally necessary token.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKM-XSYKrFo

Massachusetts Institute of Technology (01)
Location: Massachusetts, United States of America:
Purpose: Advanced Power Systems Research and Development (Super Solenoid project)
Evangelion: Construction of Evangelion 03 and 04
MAGI: (04) Yakko, Wakko, Dot.

Note: American employees to be forbidden from naming local Magi systems.


Hamburg (03b)
Location: Hamburg, Germany, Federal Europe.
Purpose: Advanced computational research
MAGI: (05: Ygdrassil) Verthandi, Urd, Skuld.
Note: Sometimes referred to by Japanese personnel as the ‘Goddess Relief Service’.

Another set of Magi: Inky, Pinky and Blinky; depending on the circumstances, they use either Clyde or Sue to augment their capabilities.

>>17219830
>>17219883
Odin,Vili and Vé

>>17219953
Ray, Egon, Peter.

GhostEva

>>17220056
Grayson,Todd,Drake
Lincoln,Washington,Roosevelt

>>17220056
"Riku... Sora... Kairi... Give me a good reason why I shouldn't hard-boot them right now."
"Hey, they named themselves! Name pool presented, correlations input, all that."
"You... we... THEY can't name them after Kingdom Hearts characters, that's bullshit."
"Makes sense, you know. LCL research is hearts-y business-"
"Get out of my office and change those names before I do the same thing with a damn screwdriver!"

>>17220133
Booth, Guiteau, Oswald

Groucho, Harpo and Chico.

Yoko, Jakamoto, Toto.

Batou, Motoko, Togusa.

let it continue!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=KmBgJuS62Fc

This is the Third Impact music.

Moe, Curly, and Larry.

Bart, Lisa, and Maggie

Din, Nayru, and Farore.

"Have giant cyborgs, will stage breakdancing competition at Arecibo. All NERV branches required to submit songs for use in competition. Please report with findings as soon as possible."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FhwvQEQrt0

>>17220453
A near-mute Skirmisher with a green plugsuit?

>>17220453
My 3 actually are Zelda, Link, and Ganon.

No no one has asked why they programed one of the Magi as a supervillain yet.

>>17219115
>I am making an opening theme for this!

Update! In the intent of doing this right I'm ripping a pile of clips off of some safari DVDs, this will take a while.

>>17220617

One of my Magi identifies every single thing as being pattern blue. A couple of sessions ago the OD pointed it at one of his command staff...

>>17221062
So what happened?

McCoy, Spock, Kirk

Han, Leia, Luke.

Twinkie, Dingdong, Ho-ho.

Solar, Lunar, Sidereal.

... Shinji, Asuka, Rei.

Oda, Kubo, and Kishimoto.

>>17222239
>implying Shinji isn't as Abyssal as they come

You guys forgot a big one.

Ryoma, Hayato, Musashi.

Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry.

Saber, Archer, Lancer

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Greyson, Todd, Drake

Väinämöinen, Ilmarinen, Louhi

>>17222363
I will now steal Rock Paper and Scissors

>>17222374
Oh hell yes, Nerv's Nordic branch at its finest.

>>17220477
Avalon Weapons Testing Facility accepts your challenge!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5okHTSpe17E

Bumping thread with newest version of Eva color ... thing.

http://horobox.co.uk/u/ShepherdsPie_1324039712.swf

MAGI Names: Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone.

Actually used this in the game I GMed.
I love me some mythological refrences in my names.

Pictured was the base's weapons designer Kareen Meshagan (Rika Domeki)

You know, I was just thinking... if there was a version of A.T. Repulsion that could be focused into a frontal cone...
"What did the Eva just say?"
"I think it said 'Fus Ro Dah' Sir."
*facepalm*

>>17223207
>"What did the Eva just say?"
"What did the Pilot just say?"
Fixed for those of you who still have their humanity.

>>17223222
Oh not this again! You traded in your humanity for a single reaction action. You have lost all right to correct anyone on anything, even yourself perhaps.

>>17222327
Hacker-Angel attempts to take the MAGI and fails. Hard.

Next thing you know the MAGI have type blue human forms and all three fuse themselves to a discarded set of armor plating to defend the geofront

>>17222928

assuming you're the guy making it, there's a bunch of misaligned bars and tags in the wrong place, but you probably already know that.

Don't suppose we could make ridiculous requests like having an option to switch out for different eva head designs?

>>17223329
"AAAAA TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIIIIIIIINE! SHIN! SHIIIIIIIIIINE SPAAAAAARKUUUUU!"

Greatest Third Impact EVER.

>>17223329
funny you should mention MAGI running a 'download outselves into bodies' plot. Ask Unit 1-3 about that and the 'You Owe Me' one of them had over him. Good stuff there.

>>17223334
That is being worked on currently.


As for the misaligned bars and tags, I am not sure I am aware of what you mean, could you be a bit more specific? I would like to fix anything people find. I kinda just made this thing in a day and just added more stuff onto it today.

Unrelated to that...

>>17223329
But... My base only has one MAGI, and it is based off of Don Quixote.

>>17223369
Individual results may vary.

Bruce, Clark, Diana.

Isaac, Robert, Howard. (Though this might be better if we went with Asimov, Heinlein, and Lovecraft)

>>17223369

sorry, I may have been too drunk there. The only thing which I notice looking at it now is that the slider for Red on the Arms tab is shifted over. Also the fourth set of colour name tags being there for body parts that only have three colours bugs me, but whatever.

>>17223408
Stark, Rogers, Parker

>>17223651
Heh. My friend actually suggested Tony, Steve, and Donald, but I think Tony, Steve, Peter works better.

Since everyone else is listing their MAGI/MAGI ideas:

Loki, Coyote, Forkan.

Say the last one outloud.

How about:

Bahamut, Garuda, Jormungand

>>17223849
>Garuda

Garuda, Razgriz, Mobius?

Anyone else picturing what I am picturing?

>>17223859

For bonus engrish points, Galm

More magi ideas:

Macha, Nemain, Badb Catha
Alecto, Tisiphone, Megaera

How many of you have played in an AdEva game that ended in a good end, with or without Third Impact?

>>17223898
well... I ran one that ended well enough it included a sequel hook. That is pretty good for AdEva now isn't it?

>>17223898
Mine ended with like... BARELY third impact. It was basically like all of humanity tripped balls for about 2 minutes, since the players managed to reduce it from a bang to a whimper.

Hell, they even convinced everyone not to start World War 3 and/or 4 and to disassemble their Eva scale armaments!

"SIR! The Evangelion has gone Berserk and reverted to an animalistic state."
"Invoke the Darwin Protocol immediatly!"
- NERV Bridge Officer and OD

"I swear, if you ever inject mating hormones into my Evangelion while I'm still in it again, I will burn NERV to the ground."
'It wasn't that bad was it? Not like they can actually breed'
"NOW I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND ARNOLD WON'T TALK TO ME AFTER MY EVANGELION STARTED FUCKING HIS FROM BEHIND MID BATTLE?! WHAT THE FUCK?"
-Pilot 02 and OD later on the subject.

"Would you leave me alone already?!"
"Finally growing a spine are you?"
"Why are you such a bitch; fuck off and leave me alone so I can read something for once!"
"Why are you such a boring Coward?! You never come out with the rest of us, you're always so cold and all because you're afraid of getting hurt!"
"PISS OFF!"
"PUSSY!"
"BITCH"
"ASSHOLE"
"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRE!"
"JUST FUCK ALREADY YOU TWO! SO WE CAN HAVE SOME PEACE AROUND HERE!"

-Recorded in Living quarters, argument between Second and Third Child; Interrupted by first child.

"Where am I?"
"Hospital, you were injured in the fighting."
"Is it still going on?"
"Yes."
"Put me back in the Evangelion. I can still fight."
"...Sir; I...don't know how to tell you this, but the damage to your body was quite severe..."
"...how bad is it Doc?"
"You're entire rib cage is practically shattered, one of your legs is gone for good; as is your arm; your lungs are suffering from 2nd degree burns, from boiling LCL; and we're not sure if you'll ever see again."
"..."
"I'm sorry."
"Put me back in the Plug; I can still fight like this."
"You can't leave the bed s-"
"Then Wheel the bed to the Eva and put all the Medical Equipment in the plug with me."

-Transcript of witness report by Doctor Ngoni

>>17224527

>>17197464
Here's a slightly better version, I made this agessss ago

>>17225393
Eh, the other one is better actually. Yours it too cluttered.

>>17225911

>>17197464 is better for a game, >>17225393 is better for generic image stuff.

>>17223898

I have!

The Good End of the campaign was my character (the norse neopagan berserker who ended up some conglomeration of Odin and Tyr) fighting his way to his Evangelion after the last Angel attacked in the middle of him getting tried for war crimes, getting in, fighting the Angel until it was just outside where we kept the Seed of Knowledge.

Then, to keep the Angel from getting it, I ate it.

Then I ate the Angel's core, which, as it turned out, was the Seed of Life.

I then proceeded to, using these awesome powers, merge with my Evangelion and initiate my own Third Impact. Over the campus of what was once MIT grew a great tree, taller than many buildings, reaching up to the edges of the Earth's atmosphere. This tree, this World Tree, Yggdrasil, was the manifestation of humanity's collective unconcious, and with it came immortality and wisdom for all who wished it. My Pilot, in human form, walked out, and created with the last bit of the power he got from the Seeds of Life and Knowledge the NORNS, biological computer systems to allow people to interface with the knowledge of the World Tree.

And, for a time, there was peace and prosperity on Earth.

Then the Angels returned, and we started a game that was basically Neon Genesis Battlestar Galactica, with the remnants of humanity fleeing from horrible Angelic monsters in a world-ship, carrying the seeds of life, knowledge, and the world tree with them. But that's another story alltogether.

>>17226502
> Neon Genesis Battlestar Galactica

You mean Neon Exodus Galactica?

>>17227188

Followed, I guess, by Neon Leviticus Universal?

>>17227188
>>17227215

... I love you both.

Bumping with more Magi names.
Cain, Abel, Seth
Horus, Osiris, Isis
Jesus, Mary, Joseph
Michael, Gabriel, Raphael
Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello (along with rogue Magi Leonardo)
Hunin, Munin, Slepnir
Tripfag, Namefag, Anon
Troll, Anon, Mod

>>17228506
OOH Nice.

The most awesome MAGI setup ever:
Broseidon, Brodin and Quetzalbroatl

>>17227215
And then Neon Numbers Alliteration.

>>17228548
"Personnel from Nerv-Chicago and Nerv-Detroit are prohibited from fielding suggestions for future MAGI identifications."

>>17228506
Verdanthe, Urd, Skadi
Clotho, Lachesis, Apropos

Let's see if I can finally post these. They are the magi names I used.

Nerv00 (JAP): Caspar, Melchior, Balthasar
Nerv01 (USA): Life, Birth, Death
Nerv02 (USA): Duty, Honor, Country
Nerv03 (GER): Godel, Escher, Bach
Nerv04 (GER): Mizaru, Kikazaru, Iwazaru ("See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil")
Nerv05 (RUS): Vremya, Prostranstvo, Deystviya ("Time, Space, Action")
Nerv06 (CHN): Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva

(Yeah, the names don't make sense for the countries they are in, deal with it)

"Why me? Why? Wh-"

Magi names for Nerv Canada:
Bob
Doug
Hoser

>>17229098
You mean: Wayne, Gretzky, Eh right?

Giants, Yanks, Dodgers

Magi Giants was later terminated due to contamination and replaced by underperfoming Magi Mets.

>>17228699
Could have been worse.

I had the Magi named after the Roman Fates: Nona, Decima and Morta. I found and doctored the following image to show my Operations Director when the MAGI thought his ideas were good, bad or undecided.

>>17230246
Also created the following image for the Eigenhart Initiative. Took like 30 seconds in Paint dot net, but the players liked it.

>>17230277
That's perfect for the Initiative.

>>17218906
>>17219115
One opening to Wilderness to Table: Putin Cooks Game. On MU in case you want to use it for your own campaign/I'm not sure I have a youtube id. It's only about 45 seconds anyway so don't bitch.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4UJ4O89F>>17219115

How does /tg/ feel about

Lights, Camera, Action?

>>17232947

Feels like I wanna run NERV-Hollywood

>>17233812
>NERV-Hollywood
After a disaster like second impact, only one industry had the propaganda chops to keep humanity in line and posative. Now Hollywood has become the ultimate tool of the government, spinning things their way. The child heroes piloting brightly colored mecha are public figures, but how much of their lives is arranged for the public, and how much of it is [Image]?

"Remember, its not about winning, its about winning with style."

Michael Bay would be proud.

>>17235369
AE but your game is like a Michael Bay movie. No plot, tits and explosions and shaky cameras. Not sure if want.

>>17235382
So AE, then?

>>17235544
Not, thats and explosion with...some form of plot and nonsensical symbolism.

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