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    121 KB Warhammer 40k: Heretical Love Part VII Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:20 No.17215659  
    Esh leaps quickly to her feet and grabs the little Eldar making all the racket.


    Esh grabs her head and applies just enough of a mind blast to render the little farseer unconscious. Once out cold, she chucks the kid back through the open door and slams it shut. Thankfully it doesn’t look like there was anyone else around.

    “Did you mean that… J-just now?” She stammers.

    “Yeah.” You answer but you are a little preoccupied trying to curb the blood oozing from your upper back. You must have fallen on something pointy.

    The tsunseer turns around to face you, covering herself as best she can.

    “Umm… Do you mind?”

    Oops, you turn and face the wall to give her some privacy. It does nothing to stop your thoughts of that delicious Eldar changing just feet behind you.

    “H-hey, you can turn around now.”

    You do, and grab your chest at the sight. Esh put something on all right, a small pink camisole and nothing else.

    Her brow furrows as she notices you still holding your wound.
    “That looks like it could use some attention.” She takes you by the hand and starts leading you to the bathroom.

    You could protest and mumble about misunderstandings while completely ignoring her feelings, but this is nothing like your east Terra cartoons and you are not a dismal faggot.

    Once inside, you let Esh strip off your shirt. She brushes into you while in the process and your Inquisitor flinches and peers out into the battle space, but remains seated.

    “It’s no good, we are going to have to clean it or it could get infected.” And with that, she pushes you up and into what you discern from the wet floor, to be a very spacious shower.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:22 No.17215675
    “There probably aren’t any clothes here that would fit you, so take those off as well.” Esh mumbles before turning around.

    “…Cant you still see me in that mirror?”

    Esh jumps, her face flush.

    “I-I wasn’t going to watch! Honestly… Y-you stupid mon-keigh…” She says that, but you can tell she’s still peeking.

    Well whatever, it’s not like you mind really.

    You strip off the rest of your uniform, trying your best to give her a good view without making it obvious.

    Finally nude, you turn and face the opposite wall. Something falls lightly to the floor and the water starts gushing from a head.

    You swallow hard as two shuriken pistols press into your back, smooshing tenderly into it.

    A delicate hand runs over the fresh cut.

    “D-does it still hurt?” Esh asks quietly.

    “Nah, never really did.”

    Her hand begins to lightly trace your various and numerous bruises and scars.

    “…It looks like you get pretty beat up…” She muses as her hand stops at a particularly large scar on your left thigh.

    “Almost lost my leg to an Ork, and no one ever said pimpin be easy. I am still human, after all.” She doesn’t seem to get your ancient Terra culture reference.

    “I’ve probably… Been too hard on you as well.”

    The two of you remain silent as you let her clean off your cut. She sprays it with something, which stings enough to make you cringe.

    “Quit being such a baby, that will make it heal faster.”
    You let her keep doing what she’s doing, Eldar medicine is probably more advanced than what your team has got. Those massive syringes and “medical application chainswords”, you shudder slightly at the memories.

    Esh pushes you onto a stool and washes your hair for you. It’s pretty different, but you have to admit it does feel good.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:26 No.17215722
    Damnit Papa, where's link to the last one?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:27 No.17215732
    “You are good at this…” You tell her.

    Esh smiles faintly, you can feel happiness and sadness at the same time. Though it could just be that you know jack dick about your new acquired powers really.

    “I learned from my older sister, she used to do this for me…”
    You don’t press the issue, if she wanted to tell you more she would.

    But that isn’t what you are thinking about at the moment.
    Unable to contain yourself any longer, you grab her wrist lightly and turn around, pulling Esh into a steamy embrace.

    “Wa-wait.” She stammers, but you can tell she doesn’t really mean it.

    You trap her hands above her head as you push her into the shower wall. With your other hand you raise her face to meet your own, and despite her wide panicked eyes you can tell she wants this.

    The two of you kiss finally, and her body tenses at the sensation. It goes entirely in the face of her life’s path, but she can’t help herself.

    Though when you start to run your hand down her side, your mind is suddenly penetrated by very vivid images.

    In the first, you and Esh sit on a plush looking couch onboard what you guess is an Imperial ship. Both of you laugh along with the Emperor as he lets his kid swing from his outstretched arm.

    In the second vision though…

    Esh stands alone as your body is laid to rest in a simple but peaceful ceremony. Tears stream down her face, ostracized by her people and with not a friend in the universe.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:30 No.17215747
    Two hands push you back slightly as Esh comes back into focus.

    “You saw something… Didn’t you…?”

    You don’t answer her, you don’t have to.

    “Besides,” she starts, “Do you have any idea how screwed we both would be if we did… uhmm… stuff, on this ship?”

    You pause, you hadn’t really thought about that.

    “Now you get it. Everyone onboard is psychic at least to some extent, if we did something here, they would ALL pick up on it.”

    While it isn’t any fun to stop yourself, wet and willing beautiful Eldar in front of you and all, the thought of every Eldar young and old watching with their minds as you do the nasty… Not something you are down for.

    Both of you towel off and get dressed. Esh leaves for a minute and brings back some of the food she made earlier. You enjoy the food as both of you eat, without a whole lot of conversation.

    “You should probably get going now…” She finally admits.

    You kinda figured, she probably is already catching a lot of flak for having a human aboard.

    “…B-but if you want to go on a dat…….if you want to go have fun or something sometime, just give me a call…”

    “Alright, I’ll call you when I figure out something to do for a date on this abysmal planet.”

    She doesn’t snap back with her usually witty retort.

    One snap crackle and pop later, you are back on Yagis V. You still can’t get those visions out of your head…
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:30 No.17215757
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    its here
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:31 No.17215758
    Gah, fuck this gay earth, why do I keep forgetting to do this?!

    Thread 1 - Sorita: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17067317/

    Thread 2 - Farseer: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17073735/

    Thread 3 - Tau: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17095883/

    Thread 4 - Death and Party: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17116254/

    Thread 5 - Party Time: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17168467/

    Thread 6 - Call from the Tsunseer: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17191456/
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:31 No.17215766
    [ ] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

    [ ] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t
    exactly sure you want to know more.

    [ ] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

    [ ] The Necrons are surely up to something sinister…

    [ ] Burn some heretic traitors with the bolter bitch babe.

    [ ] Help the Tau girl find her brother.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:35 No.17215797
    [x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:35 No.17215798
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    >I'll just refresh /tg/ one more time before going to bed.
    I really need to stop doing that.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:35 No.17215800
    [x] Burn some heretic traitors with the bolter bitch babe.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:37 No.17215814
    At some point, we need to gather our harem and get ourselves a pimp-mobile battlebarge.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:37 No.17215821
    [X] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t
    exactly sure you want to know more.

    Oh, but we DO want to know more.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:39 No.17215844
    this is a tarp, unless we get lucky and get a Dark Eldar whose into being on the dominated side of BDSM.

    But that's highly unlikely
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:39 No.17215846
    [ ] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t exactly sure you want to know more.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:41 No.17215863
    Aw hell, it's Dark Eldar time.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:42 No.17215874
    rolled 8 = 8

    [x] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t
    exactly sure you want to know more.

    Don't worry, max is woman's bitch.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:42 No.17215884
    Oh boy is it finally DE time?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:43 No.17215886
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    Hail to the king, baby.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:44 No.17215894
    Are you crazy? Lots of Wyches and Succubi are totally into that.

    Not by some primitive animal like a human, maybe, but that's why we're here. To broaden horizons.

    Maybe we'll even give her that one most horrific and forbidden fetish in Dark Eldar society: True Love. Oh the horror!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:44 No.17215896
    No woman's bitch***

    A simple mistake can ruin a sentence...
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:44 No.17215900
    >rolled 8 = 8
    That shit. Cut it out!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:44 No.17215903

    [X] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

    Didn't one of the threads previous imply a Tau wingman?

    Maybe if we picked up a greyskin bro, we'd get killed a little less.

    But I'm totally changing my vote if we can get an Orky wingman instead.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:48 No.17215937
    >aww yea boy, its dark eldar time

    Dark Eldar… You know only what you have read in your tome of standard Imperial Literature, as well as what you were taught in training.

    Quite a bizarre race, and certainly far flung from their Eldar ancestors. They are probably the fastest creatures in the universe, and from accounts of their gladiatorial games the Wych’s are a whole new level of deadly.

    They drink souls to stay young and avoid their own souls being devoured by a chaos god they helped create. Famous pirates and mercenaries, it is said no Imperial man has seen the inside of one of their ships and lived to tell the tale. Well, that's what rumor was anyways. To be perfectly honest, they didn't teach you a whole lot other than "Run!" "Shoot!" "Praise the Emprah!!!".

    All the more reason to be downright terrified. You were fast asleep when they found you, such easy prey. Two gruff and weathered ones had you disarmed and bound before you could draw your sword. They even now cackle and prod at you, ensuring you of horrific torture to come, before shoving a black bag over your head.

    After docking with a larger skiff, the soldiers haul you out, while you still struggle against your bonds. You are flung unceremoniously into what you think is a dimly lit room and land with a dull thud, face down.

    “Ku ku ku, should we just kill him now? I am so thirsty dear sister.”

    “Fu fu fu, maybe we should have some fun with him first, father did provide us with some new toys…”

    The voices, though debating the time for your soul’s fate as food and whether or not to torture you first, are beyond beautiful. They make even the finest music of the Imperium sound like the death throes of a grot. You can’t fuck a voice, but you would be willing to try with these two.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:53 No.17215980
    "Ladies, please. There's enough of my soul to go around later, so why don't we all introduce ourselves first?"

    Let's buy some time and look around for possible escape.. and see exactly how deep into this shit we are here.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:55 No.17215990
    You speak up to tell them off, because having your soul devoured would kind of mess with your feng shui, but it just comes out as a muffled “Mmmrph mrrrrr mphhhh!”

    Four delicate, soft hands lift you to your feet.

    “What is your name, little human?” The two voices ask in unison, you are fairly sure your ears just had an orgasm.

    “My name is Maximus Aurillius Decarus, soldier of the Yagis V guard, Commisar of the 101st Cadia, loyal servant to the true Emprah. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.”

    The hood is pulled off and you blink at the blinding light. But no, it isn’t a blinding light. Your eyes are in fact fixated on flawless pale skin, and quite a bit of it.

    The pair before you are unmistakably twins, though each sports a different variation of the same skimpy dress.
    Smooth, silky black hair falls to the small of the back of one, while her sister has long black twintails held together by emerald green baubles. Their breasts, though not massive, are large and seductively perky, and each of them has a very defined thin waist and shapely hips.

    “Hmm, I think just Maximus will do.”

    “Yes yes, just Maximus.”

    The two Dark Eldar whisper this to you, one pair of dead sexy lips brushing lightly against each ear. Your body shudders uncontrollably from the pleasure, clearly not prepared, and you inadvertently let out a soft moan.

    “Not so tough are we now, silly silly boy?” They again say in unison, and you fall to your knees, powerless against their angelic voices.

    They look down at you, clearly reveling in your weakness.
    “Though we must admit, no mortal can stand against us and hope to win, we…”

    “The Succubus Twins.” The other twin finishes for her sister.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)16:56 No.17216003
    The pleasure in your head is unbearable, and you have achieved a level of hardness that would put ceremite to shame. Still, you don’t want to be tortured and endure having your soul ripped from you and devoured. There is clearly only one option.

    [ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.

    [ ] Go for your laspistol laying on a table ten feet to your right, though your hands are bound.

    [ ] Plead for mercy like a little bitch.

    >that feel when your ISP is being a complete dick and the connection is cutting in and out
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:57 No.17216008
    [x] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.

    if that fails, plan B, the laspistol
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:58 No.17216012
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)16:59 No.17216019
    The only thing dark eldar know how to appreciate is rape

    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/14/11(Wed)16:59 No.17216032
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    [ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways
    Good to see this up again aaaand like i suggested last time for the reg. eldar.... FUS RO DAH the hell outta them
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:00 No.17216040
    [ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:01 No.17216053
    Well can we combine it? Maybe unleash our mind fury and at the same time use said mind fuckery to snatch the laspistol over to us using THE FORCE?

    If not:
    [X] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.

    Max doesn't plead like a little bitch. Well, yeah he does. Often. But not this time. Gotta have a firm hand with Dark Eldar or they will get all uppity. Gotta show who's in charge.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:02 No.17216055
    I am Max Decarius, Chosen One of the Emprah,
    surfer of the Warp!

    Feel the powah of 1000 snorted Eldar Souls
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/14/11(Wed)17:02 No.17216062
    Sweet googly moogly, it's HL Quest. (Shame I missed the last one, but oh well.)
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:02 No.17216063
    Mindflayer style
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:03 No.17216067
    [x] Plead for mercy like a little bitch.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:03 No.17216071
    [X] Go for your laspistol laying on a table ten feet to your right, though your hands are bound.

    Would go with mind bullets, but it seems like the most likely to go south.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:05 No.17216088
    If you hadn't already noticed, things look about as bad as it gets.
    I will not knock on wood.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:07 No.17216112
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    Unleash our Inquisitorial Power!
    Fear the searing hot rod of redemption!

    I'm just listening to some ARB while reading this.
    The songs that were covered for Penguindrum.
    It's awesome. Rock over Yapig V, baby.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:08 No.17216118
    [ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.
    Mind bullets go!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:09 No.17216129
    was going to accuse Papa-N of a plot to break my f5 key.

    But it seems the blame lies on his ISP.
    I'm sorry I doubted you Papa-N
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:11 No.17216148
    Just in case that wasn't just a metaphore.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)17:12 No.17216152
    Had to hard reset everything, sorry for the wait.

    You take a deep breath, gathering all your strength for this very moment.

    “FUS… ROH DAH!!!!!!!!!!!”

    The air crackles with psyonic energy as you focus all of your power. Honestly though, you really have no idea how to. Despite that, the twins are thrown back into a pile of pillows.

    You can’t believe that actually worked, holy fuck!

    Still, you don’t have time to bask in the awesome as you sprint toward your equipment.

    Until a clawed hand snatches you by the arm and lifts you into the air. A malicious smile greets you as the Archon looks you over.

    “An… Interesting capture, to be sure.” He laughs, but the tone is cold.

    “He’s ours!” The twins shout, leaping back to their feet and baring their teeth.

    “Know your place, little girls!” The Archon snaps back, before glaring back at you.

    “Just for that, we shall see how he fares in the arena.”

    The blow to the head knocks you out cold…
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:15 No.17216181
    Harlequins...Harlequins everywhere
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:16 No.17216191
    Max confirmed for next skyrim PC.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/14/11(Wed)17:18 No.17216204
    sweet emprah that actually worked.... hm, i wonder... ah well, anyways never read to deeply into the DE fluff, but im gonna guess the arena is gonna suck ass, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:19 No.17216216
    Well, shit.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)17:21 No.17216232
    “Wake up, boy…”

    You don’t move, your head still feels like it’s been cracked in half.

    A bucket of cold water splashes you in the face and you jolt upright, swinging angrily.

    “Easy there, save it for the arena. You might at least die a warrior’s death.”

    The Dark Eldar before you doesn’t look like the others, all young and beautiful. He is old, you can tell that much. Weathered, wrinkled face and beady black eyes.

    “I’m no enemy of yours boy, just the ferryman who is seeing you through the path to the afterlife. If your gods grant you one, anyways.”

    You look around the room cautiously, it appears to be some kind of armory.

    The old man pulls you to your feet and looks you over curiously.

    “You know, you might just be the right height…” He mumbles as he lifts your arms around and nods to himself.

    He pulls you over to a bench, and you can’t quite believe what’s laying there before you.

    It’s a suit of power armor, albeit a very old one. The pieces are mismatched and almost none of the colors are the same, you honestly don’t think that it could still be functional.

    “We captured that a long time ago, but we don’t get many humans down here. Go on, try her on.”

    He gives you a light push forward.

    Well, it might be worth a shot.

    It takes you several minutes to start putting the armor on, watching the Sorita undress helped a bit in your understanding but the whole ordeal is still pretty complicated. The old Dark Eldar helps you out with it when you ask, though he knows as little as you do.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:22 No.17216245
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    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:24 No.17216274
    Yeeeees. You can't have a roleplay of any kind at all without being forced to fight in a gladiator arena.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:28 No.17216304
    rolled 6 = 6

    [X] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t exactly sure you want to know more

    though, the Tsunseer story part was a bit baw :C
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:29 No.17216319
    > late by 40 minutes
    > 2011
    Press f5 more often.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)17:32 No.17216341
    “There!” He slaps you on the back as both of you stare into a dusty and cracked mirror. “Looks good as new!”

    The suit looks the exact opposite of new, and you look very awkward in it.

    It is a bit surprising how well it fits though, and you guess it wasn’t pieced together from ex-astartes gear. Rich traders, members of the Inquisition, shit you don’t really know the first thing about power armor.

    “Well, ok, it may not be pretty.” The old man laughs, “But it might give you a few extra minutes of life.”

    You turn around in the bulky armor, though you feel as light as you did in your commissar digs, which have unfortunately gone missing.

    “Thanks for this old man.” You tell him.

    His small smile quickly fades.

    “Don’t thank me lad, poor boy like you deserves to see a prettier face before death.”

    “Have you ever seen someone come out alive?”

    He looks solemnly at your question, shaking his head.

    “In your position? Never a soul.”

    Two guards enter and start pushing you roughly toward a large steel door.

    “Go to your gods with dignity, my friend!” The old man calls after you.

    The door falls open with a loud crash and you are shoved forward.

    Alien sand crunches underneath as you stumble out into the roaring crowd beyond.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:35 No.17216365
    We must survive and we must retrieve our hat.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:35 No.17216366
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    >mon visage quand
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:35 No.17216367
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:35 No.17216374

    >commissar digs missing

    W-What about Hat-chan?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:36 No.17216385
    We must survive this fight so that we may reclaim our hat!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:36 No.17216387
    We are no longer motivated by love and lust. Now, we know only vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:37 No.17216390
    they can shove us into power armor.
    They can throw us into the arena.

    But when they fuck with the hat.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:37 No.17216393
    Ah yeah i was looking for this thread for ages

    Im tempted to just roll but im worried it incase it causes op to troll us
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:39 No.17216421
    Do not give the glorious OP an excuse!

    He'll just toy with our feelings for Hat-chan.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)17:40 No.17216426
    You look up into the stands, scanning the faces beyond. Cruel, evil faces for the most part.

    Though you do spot the twins from earlier, neither of whom look in the least bit pleased at your current predicament.

    The Archon stands up and raises his hands for silence.

    “Brothers and sisters!” He calls out, “It is with a sad heart that this pitiful being before you is all that was caught in the last raid. But fear not, for you shall bear witness as the monsters of this world bleed him dry!”

    With that, he grabs a rusted old chainsword and pitches it down toward you. The relic lands at your feet with a clatter, you are surprised it’s tired old metal was able to withstand the fall.

    “You!” You shout, pointing the sword up at the Archon.

    He gestures to himself mockingly.

    “I want my hat back.”

    He sneers at you before reaching to a table on his left and picking up your hat.

    Which he places on his own head.

    You don’t have time for anything else before the gate across from you falls open…

    And at least five three meter tall spider-looking things come whizzing into the arena.

    1d20 for initiative.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:40 No.17216434
    The Hat is ours by blood, battle and the divine blessing of the Emperor. We will find it and slay any who dare waylay us.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/14/11(Wed)17:41 No.17216443
    well with our commisar hat confiscated, i think its time for some apporpiate music, no?
    this song is somewhat relevant, just take the bits using mercenary with commisar and there u go
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:41 No.17216444
    rolled 13 = 13


    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:42 No.17216449
    rolled 4 = 4

    C'MON /tg/ DICE
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:43 No.17216463
    rolled 10 = 10

    Oh hell no. He does not mess with our hat.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:44 No.17216476
    rolled 15 = 15

    Not sure if we should try to fight our way out guys.

    Fighting our way out would bring us much glory...

    And the Partridges are always watching... and waiting.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:44 No.17216477
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:45 No.17216482
    For Rome!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:45 No.17216483
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/14/11(Wed)17:45 No.17216489
    oh hell no, that bitch is so going down
    anyways roll 18 = 18, let the bloodshed commence
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:45 No.17216495
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    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:45 No.17216500
    rolled 16 = 16

    > He sneers at you before reaching to a table on his left and picking up your hat.

    > Which he places on his own head.

    Shit is on.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:46 No.17216502
    rolled 5 = 5

    We shall slay this emperor.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:46 No.17216504
    rolled 10 = 10

    Dicey Dice gods
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:46 No.17216511
    rolled 7 = 7

    The Dice gods are assholes.

    I defy you dice gods, I shall make my own miracles!
    >> mick824 12/14/11(Wed)17:46 No.17216512
    rolled 13 = 13


    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:47 No.17216515
    rolled 2 = 2

    >Which he places on his own head.
    Over the fucking line!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:47 No.17216519
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    I am the brim of my hat.
    Cloth is my body, yarn is my blood
    I have created over a thousand caps
    Unaware of loss
    Nor aware of gain
    Withstood pain to create headwear
    Waiting for One's arrival
    I have no regrets, this is the only path
    My whole life was "Unlimited Hat Works"!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:50 No.17216542
    rolled 16 = 16

    The Pimp of the imperium knows no fear.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:50 No.17216544
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    >Which he places on his own head
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:51 No.17216556
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    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:52 No.17216565
    rolled 18 = 18

    If i get a 20 max snaps his fingers and the hat appears on his head and he gets ready to slap some shit.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)17:52 No.17216569
    You barely have time to power up the chainsword before one of the beasts is on top of you. It knocks you to the ground with two of its spindly legs, and presses closer for the kill.

    The creatures six mandibles work madly as it attempts to bring it’s fangs to bear. You can barely hold it away with one of your feet.

    You notice another one of the things moving in at you from behind, you don’t have much time to react.

    Putting everything you’ve got into the swing, you lash out with your chainsword and it connects with the creature’s face. The teeth dig in and cut a nasty gash which spews orange blood from inside the black chitin. The beast screeches furiously as it backs up, two of its mandibles hanging by strands.

    The other beast overshoots you and you thrust the sword upwards into its belly. Your chainsword roars in protest at cutting through the hard body, but the momentum of the spider carries it right through. You are splattered and soaked in nasty orange goop and guts as the beast slams hard into the arena wall and curls up.

    These things are fast, but you don’t think they are very smart.
    You quickly regain your defensive stance as you turn to face the other three, who now stalk around you in a circle, weary at seeing one of their own killed and another wounded. The injured one sulks near the gate it entered from, empty eyes following your movements.

    Something washes over you, and for once it isn’t panic or dread. Its confidence. You can win this fight, you just have to be smart about it.

    [ ] Feign injury

    [ ] Charge head on

    [ ] Try to separate one out of the group
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:52 No.17216572
    Just wanted to say that it's Sororita, not Sorita, from the latin word "soror", meaning sister.
    /smart ass mode off

    Also, for the Emprah and our hat!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:53 No.17216577
    > close_enough.jpg

    Let's not tempt fate, I think.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:53 No.17216580
    [x] Charge head on
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:54 No.17216591
    [ ] Try to separate one out of the group
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:55 No.17216594
    [x] Try to separate one out of the group

    Because charging all of them will most definitely go wrong.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/14/11(Wed)17:55 No.17216609
    [ ] Try to separate one out of the group
    makes sense really... for the emprah!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:55 No.17216610
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    [X] Try to separate one out of the group
    Let's play it Tacticool.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:55 No.17216612
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    Needs moar hat.

    [X ] Try to separate one out of the group
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:56 No.17216616
    [x] Feign injury.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:56 No.17216619
    rolled 13 = 13

    Separate one from the group.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:57 No.17216626
    rolled 20 = 20

    Seperate the group.

    Leave the injured one by the gate maybe we can use them to escape somehow
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:57 No.17216631
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    [X] Charge head on
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:58 No.17216636
    [x] Try to separate one out of the group

    Being a badass means winning the fight and getting your hat back, not committing suicide by xeno.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:59 No.17216645
    Well theres a 20 when its not needed.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)17:59 No.17216655
    The key word was play it smart.
    [ X] Try to separate one out of the group

    Stop rolling; he didn't ask to roll.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)18:03 No.17216685
    You may not be the most intelligent dude, hell, you may not even be above average. But you do know one thing, running at these things head on would be downright retarded.

    As you rev your chainsword you notice that the creatures seem to shy away at the sound, or perhaps the vibration, you can’t be sure.

    Surely this can be used to your advantage…

    You walk toward a small gap between two of them as you rev your sword and wave it around ahead of you.

    Just as predicted, two of them break off and scuttle around to your left, leaving the other one alone.

    The creature senses it’s been backed into a corner and with deadly speed rushes out at you. But you’ve been waiting for that.

    As it opens it’s horrible maw you thrust your arm forward, burying the sword into the foul monster’s head. A plume of orange and green spray erupts as you drive the weapon to it’s hilt. The creature wavers slightly, before crashing onto it’s underbelly.

    You are glad to have the armor’s strength enhancements as you wrench the sword back out, which surely you could not have done otherwise.

    The other two spiders don’t seem to shy away from the sound of your sword now. Stupid beasts as they are, they recognize that it got one of their own killed. That same trick won’t work twice…

    [ ] Psychic blast

    [ ] Feign injury

    [ ] Finish off the unmoving injured one
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:04 No.17216695
    [ ] Psychic blast

    Surely nothing will go wrong
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:04 No.17216700
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:05 No.17216703
    Psychic blast. The injured one isn't being troublesome right now, but two healthy ones at once could be bad news.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:05 No.17216704
    Psychic blast

    flex our new psychic muscles some more
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:05 No.17216711
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    [x] Finish off the unmoving injured one

    Get it between the others and you and slice it.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:06 No.17216716

    We dined with the Four, surfed the warp, fucked deamons like there is no tomorrow, and consumed thousands of eldar souls...WE ARE POWER INCARNATE.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:06 No.17216719
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    [X] Psychic blast
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:06 No.17216720
    Blast time

    Any chance we can get a quick glimpse of how the crowd is reacting to shit being slapped. Especially the hat thief.

    Go after the two other enemies leave the injured one unless it attacks.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:07 No.17216730

    I recommend TIID KLO UL, which slows time.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:09 No.17216744
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    If we win, we must summon a huge golden guitar in the shape of the aquila and shred away on the corpses of our fallen foes.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:11 No.17216761
    [ ] Psychic blast

    If we can FUS ROH DAH two smexy DE succubi, we can do the same to two spiders... Or use another shout... Maybe use a different shout too, like fire/frost breath
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:11 No.17216769
    Meh. I'd prefer a barrel of molten butter to spray them with.
    Dissolves latex.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:14 No.17216797
    Psychic blast.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)18:16 No.17216810
    You start to focus your mind. You got it to work once, that was a piece of cake right?

    Summoning your power you direct it out toward one of the last remaining spiders.

    The creature shrieks and curls into a ball at the feeling of overwhelming pressure pressing in from all sides.

    With a pop, the beast collapses, blood and organs oozing from its every orifice. The sight is pretty disgusting, but that isn’t what’s bothering you.

    Your own head is ringing madly and your vision is blurry. Some kind of side effect from using your power? Maybe you can get Esh to teach you how to use it better, if you ever get out of here alive.

    Sensing your sudden weakness, the wounded spider leaps to its spindly legs and rushes at you. Though you manage to whirl around just in time and strike, one of its massive fangs pierces your left pauldron and pain erupts through your shoulder.

    The crowd, which had been howling furiously at your success, now laughs and cheers at your pain.

    You are far from down and out, but pain is slowly beginning to spread outward from the piercing wound. You’ve never seen these things before, and have no idea if they are poisonous or if it’s just your body’s reaction to the attack.

    Still, only two left now.

    You turn and face them with your chainsword, but collapse to a knee as the pain intensifies.

    The creatures follow your movement carefully, and one slowly and tentatively begins stalking toward you.

    You let it get closer and closer, you have the pain under control now, but this could well earn you the element of surprise.

    Yet you wait, biding your time until you can feel the beasts hot breath on your face and hear it’s clicking mandibles practically on your head.

    With a single arcing slash you separate it’s head from the rest of it, and leap back to avoid the torrent of gushing liquids that follow.

    The Archon pounds his fist on the arm of his chair and curses angrily.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:16 No.17216814
    Use the elemental fury shout on our chainsword. Not even the Dark Eldar will be able to keep up with our swings.

    This assumes our psyker powers are shouts, and that the FUS was not a one-time thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:16 No.17216817
    Part of me is wondering what would occur if we decided to fake injury or play dead would the creatures act like bears and just ignore us or what.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:18 No.17216843
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:20 No.17216857
    We havn't won yet

    Was going to post that when we won myself though
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:21 No.17216866
    We should spare the last injured creature if we are sure it wont attack us.

    Look up at the archon and shout are you not entertained and throw the chainsword at him, maybe roll idk.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)18:24 No.17216893
    You now face the last remaining spider, it’s mandibles clicking and wriggling madly as it watches you.

    It must have decided to press the attack, because without warning it charges right at you.

    Jumping to the side you swing your sword, cutting through its legs one by one as they fly past.

    With a horrible cry the monster skids to a stop and attempts to rise, but finds itself unable.

    One last thrust of your chainsword into the beast’s head, and you find yourself the last man standing in this bloodbath.

    The crowd is buzzing with hate now, chucking bits of food and rock at you. Still, you stand tall and raise your sword arm triumphantly. Despite this, the fact that you can barely move your left arm is cause for great concern.

    The Archon stands once again, holding his arms out to quiet the crowd, which takes a minute or so.

    His voice fills the now silent arena, and you get a very bad feeling in your gut.

    “So the weakling has a bit of fight in him it would seem!” He looks about the crowd as he yells.

    “Yet these pitiful dumb beasts can be bested by even our children. Come now, friends, and watch as a true champion of terror rends his flesh from bone. I give you, the pride of the swarm!”

    A massive gate falls forward and a ear shattering roar echoes forth.

    Stepping out from the dark into the sunlight beyond it’s cage.

    A carnifex peers at you hungrily.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:25 No.17216894

    Papa-N, please save this for right right after we punch the Archon in his smug little face and we take Hat-chan back.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:26 No.17216900
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    Fuck this, we are so dead.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:26 No.17216907
    Awww hell no!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:27 No.17216910
    Oh Fuck.
    Quick get a Chainspear or something
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:27 No.17216915
    rolled 11 = 11

    With rolls like that we sure are.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:27 No.17216918
    Well shit, i vote for charming The carnifex.

    Maybe its the same one from love can blam and the hat makes it think we are its commissar
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:28 No.17216923
    You guys do realize that we don't need to roll EVERYTIME right?
    just roll when PapaN asks to roll
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:28 No.17216926
    Well, at least death holds no secrets for us.

    Perhaps wedding plans with the daemonettes are in order?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:29 No.17216931
    rolled 13 = 13

    Forgot to roll

    Show me the money
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:29 No.17216938
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    rolled 15 = 15


    We can do it. By the Emprah, we will prevail!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:29 No.17216939
    ... is it possible to charm a carnifex? Or at least direct it to attack something outside the arena somehow?

    At the very least, maybe we can trick it into damaging the arena badly enough to cause chaos and give us a chance to escape.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:29 No.17216940
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    Pic related is the response we should take.
    Rip and Tear. RIP AND TEAR!
    Seeing as you rolled badly without being asked, yes yes we are.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:29 No.17216944
    rolled 10 = 10

    Just wanted to get the point across READ IT
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:30 No.17216946
    Its a reaction being told we have to fight a carnifex with a sword
    >> Carnifex Rubbish Soldier 12/14/11(Wed)18:30 No.17216947
    Aw hell...
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:30 No.17216949
    OH GODDAMMIT Forgot to delete dice roll in Email
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:31 No.17216956
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    >A carnifex
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:32 No.17216964
    Maybe the archon is just trolling us and they bring out a smaller cage with some nids in it
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:33 No.17216968
    Unlikely. They all want you to die now.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:33 No.17216971
    rolled 20 = 20

    You know what we will going to do?
    We will going to ride that Carnifex into the Archon face
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:33 No.17216976
    Oh Shit, Son
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216978
    We should of saved the coke for now we need doom rider badly

    Maybe a roll check to see if we have any left in the bag we used before
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216979
    Hoooly fucking shit. I just realized who Max is and where Papa-N is going with this.
    Papa-N is a genius. ALL OF MY BABIES, TAKE THEM
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216980
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216982
    Then we go and fish.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216983
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    God be praised!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216985
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    Apparently we are
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216986
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    It's SO on now.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:34 No.17216987
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    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:35 No.17216996
    So everyone has manned up now, but we were never told to roll to begin with.

    Sorry gents
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:36 No.17217003
    Yeah, i know.
    it's kinda dissapointing.
    should've waited for the roll
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)18:36 No.17217004
    You can only stare in disbelief.

    “By the Emprah…” You whisper to yourself as the Carnifex fully steps into the arena. The beast is enormous, impossibly enormous.

    The chainsword, though covered in the blood and guts of the slain spiders, now feels ridiculously weak. You doubt it can even injure let alone kill this foul xeno monstrosity.

    You know your armor will likely do nothing to stop one of those massive scythed blades from easily slicing you in twain.

    The crowd is laughing at you now. Laughing at the pitiful guardsman who thought he was king of the world and now gawks in terror at their arena’s king monster.

    Those two twins you met earlier, however, have vanished from their seats.

    “Maximus!” You hear them cry out in tandem and you whirl around to look behind you.

    A power axe whirls through the air before sinking blade first into the sand beside you. It’s rusted and abused frame still courses with power despite its clearly outdated pattern.

    Well, at least that’s something…

    You plant the chainsword into the sand, thanking it for its service and having done its best in saving your life.

    Picking up the axe, you can feel the power rushing through you, renewing your vigor.

    “Alright bug, let us see what you are made of.” You utter, before dropping back into a stance copied from your favorite space marine movies. Has to be close to a real battle stance, you hope. Your left arm is still working enough to use the axe, for now at least.

    [ ] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.

    [ ] Try to get the upper hand and attack first.

    [ ] Give your psychic powers another try.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:37 No.17217014
    Attack first.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:38 No.17217028
    Rush that bug with the fury of the Emprah!

    ...and this >>17216971
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:38 No.17217030

    [x] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.

    Find its weak point!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:38 No.17217032
    I'm somewhat underwhelmed, but oh well
    We will attack first because nothing could really go wrong right guiz?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:38 No.17217034
    Let's see what the bug is made out of!
    [X] Give your psychic powers another try.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:39 No.17217035
    Upper hand attack first

    Maybe rush and dodge then attack it from underneath
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:39 No.17217036
    Motherfucking THIS:>>17216971
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:39 No.17217037
    Blitzkrieg motherfuckers!
    Attack first.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:39 No.17217040
    [ ] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.

    [ ] Try to get the upper hand and attack first.

    [ ] Give your psychic powers another try.

    [x] Use the nat20 from >>17216971
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:40 No.17217044
    [x] Give your psychic powers another try.

    We dont have to worry about a second attacker, unless, you know, the DE step in
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:40 No.17217049
    [x] Give your psychic powers another try.

    If we can crush a spider we can also crush it's lungs.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:40 No.17217051
    [X] Try to get the upper hand and attack first.


    the Nat20 may have got us the axe.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:40 No.17217052
    [X] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:41 No.17217056
    Let it attack first
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)18:41 No.17217057
    By the way, I only ever really take rolls if I prompt for one. Otherwise I would have to be checking the thread while trying to think of stuff and writing it down. Plus than there would likely be a high roll/etc all the time.

    I don't really care if you do roll unprompted, its just highly unlikely it will have any effect.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/14/11(Wed)18:41 No.17217062
    [ ] Give your psychic powers another try.
    [ ] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.
    Really its all or nothing at this point... Who Dares Win!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:41 No.17217063
    Fuck it guys, the nat 20 is cool and all but we need to choose how we go with this!

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:41 No.17217065
    [X] Give your psychic powers another try.

    Also, try to ready ourself to doge if/when this backfires
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:42 No.17217076
    rolled 1 = 1

    [X] Give your psychic powers another try.

    RAAN MIR TAH!!! (Animal allegiance)

    Ride the Carnifex to victory against the foul xenos!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:42 No.17217077
    I'm pretty sure, that if we use the Mind Bullets our mind will explode
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:43 No.17217090
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    Unless we roll an unprompted natural one

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:43 No.17217091

    Oh fuck ...
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:43 No.17217094
    You idiot. This is why you don't roll unless asked for.
    PapaN has already stated that Nat1's count regardless
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:43 No.17217095
    Oh thank god this doesn't count. Papa knows that you CAN have too much trolling.

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:45 No.17217109
    Oh shit I'd forgotten all about that fucking clown.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:46 No.17217126
    This is why we can't have nice things.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:46 No.17217130

    >natural one
    >on using psychic powers
    >after last time using psychic powers our head started hurting wildly

    This is the part where our head blows up, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:48 No.17217140
    Time to (t)roll for perils of the warp?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:49 No.17217160
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    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:52 No.17217187
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    relax. max isn't going to die.

    >> how do you know?

    'cause I figured out who Max is. Think about Max, why the Emprah takes a sudden interest in him, how the Emprah acts, and a certain old Robert Heinlein short story. ("By his bootstraps").

    I say it again: Papa-N is a genius.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:53 No.17217194
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)18:53 No.17217197
    You throw caution to the wind, and sprint head on toward the towering ‘nid.

    Using the armor’s strength you leap into the air toward its head, axe raised above your own as you ready yourself for as powerful of a hack as you can manage.

    Soaring through the air, you can’t dodge the massive claw that swings toward you.

    With a pained grunt you feel it collide with you, and you are pitched backwards until you hit the arena wall.

    Warning klaxons sound inside your armor and you are pretty sure you have at least several broken ribs. Every pained gasp for air has you clutching at your side as you slide down the slight curve of the wall and collapse in the sand.

    You can hear the crowd above laughing at you again, but that’s in the back of your mind. The fact that you can barely breath is a bit more of a concern.

    Powerless to stop it, the Carnifex reaches down and picks you up in one of its massive claws. It holds you up to its soulless eyes as it ponders whether to eat you or just rip you to pieces for fun.

    You can do little more than hang there, limp, and watch.
    The closer you get to the beast, the more you can feel it’s mind pressing into yours.

    You can see the creature’s thoughts now, or what passes as a ‘nids thoughts anyways. It hates little things, all little things. The whips and the chains that they bring, starvation. It’s lonely here.

    As the beast brings you closer now, having decided it will in fact eat you, you reach out an armored hand and rest it on the Carnifex’s head.

    Poison coursing through your veins, barely able to breath, you go limp as your mind drifts off to remember better days gone by.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)18:53 No.17217203
    sorry dude, never read it but I probably will now
    >> mick824 12/14/11(Wed)18:55 No.17217222
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    oh god, he's a literal child of the emperor
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:55 No.17217224
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    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:55 No.17217226
    unless he becomes cripple and has to use a wheelchair and uses psychic powers aka become Charles Xavier
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:56 No.17217234
    I used to be an adventurer until I took a Carnifex to the knee.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:58 No.17217250
    pretty sure we went over this last thread, tldr:he is not
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:59 No.17217259
    Let's be bros, with the Nid.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)18:59 No.17217268
    If I'm right, I don't want to spoil it for people, so I'll shut up now.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:03 No.17217310
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    My finger hurts
    >> Iron Lung 12/14/11(Wed)19:04 No.17217315
    Alter it's perceptions.
    We smell like IT! And the CROWD SMELLS LIKE FOOD!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:04 No.17217321

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StableTimeLoop ?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:05 No.17217324
    Download a 4chan extension with autothread updates, save your finger.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)19:05 No.17217332
    The Archon watches with glee as you draw ever closer and closer to your demise. He laughs at your futility as you put your hand on his pet’s head.

    But his laughter quickly fades as he continues watching.

    The Carnifex pauses, holding you close to it’s mouth. For a long minute it doesn’t move, the arena dead silent at the sight.

    The crowd erupts into whispers as the beast slowly lowers your body down to the arena sand, before setting you there and watching, eyes fixated on the little thing before it.

    The Archon leaps from his seat suddenly, fury boiling over.

    “You wretched beast! You disgusting abomination! I’ve kept you alive all these long years and you shall do as I command!”

    The Archon jumps down from his personal box into the sand below, spitting madly as he curses the Carnifex.

    “Kill him you dim animal! KILL HIM!”

    But the Carnifex only looks back at him, none sure if it can actually comprehend.

    “Then die as your wretched kin did, I shall slay him myself.”

    The Archon raises his personal gun and the shot pierces the Carnifex through its head. The beast falters, before swaying and falling backward.

    Almost foaming at the mouth, the Archon grabs you roughly and lifts you to your feet.

    You were busy talking to your sister, or so you thought. Now, you can only see his burning eyes as he sets you down.

    “It’s time to end this you pathetic mortal. You may have tricked my beastie, but I shall end you myself.”
    >> mick824 12/14/11(Wed)19:06 No.17217341
    sorry bro i wasn't there for the last thread
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:07 No.17217349
    It's either that or "All you Zombies". Or both. And on a very large scale.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:08 No.17217365
    Or we are simply Max, and through happen-stance the emperor likes us.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:11 No.17217386

    >Killing a potential bro pet Carnifex

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:11 No.17217388
    Man, fuck this DEldar, first he take our hat, then he kills our Buddy Tyranid then he interrupt our talk with our sister Helena.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:12 No.17217395
    Is the power axe within reach? Because it would be really awesome if the power axe was within reach...
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:12 No.17217397
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    That fuck, he killed the Carnifex! He could've been our bro!

    He was just lonely being away from the hivemind!

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:12 No.17217398
    uh-oh. he's taking a long time writing.....
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:14 No.17217406
    can we try to point out that we are half dead with near useless armor and unarmed? try to lure him into fighting us barehanded and un armored to prove hes not so pathetic that he needs to defend himdelf from us sort of thing
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)19:15 No.17217419
    He pulls out his sword and clocks you alongside the head with the flat of it.

    You reel backwards, clutching at your head, no longer in a daze.

    Both your hands feel numb with pain now, as does most of your chest and it’s beginning to seep into your legs. Your vision is cloudy and it seems like your mind only faintly even know what’s going on.

    “You can’t do this, Archon.”

    “He’s bested the creature, death is not his fate.”

    You can hear two sweet voices in the background, though everything is so quiet now.

    “Hmph, than you can die along with your animal lover you wretched virgin cunts!”

    Eyes barely open, ears ringing and barely functioning at all, you watch the battle unfold before you.

    The twins are fast with their swords, but then again, so is the Archon. You can’t even follow it all, the speed so fast and your body so tired.

    The Archon now seems to have come out ahead, as he disarms them both and snatches each of them by an arm and lifts them above his head. He cackles madly as he raises the sword in triumph, the two girls struggling valiantly but unable to escape.

    Your body is too tired to react, you can’t even move. All of you is numb now, so numb and so exhausted...

    [ ] Die face down in the sand

    [ ] Die where you stand

    [ ] Die crying like a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:15 No.17217422
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    Little does the Dark Eldar Know...

    Carnifex have 4 wounds.

    And he just turned his back.
    >> mick824 12/14/11(Wed)19:15 No.17217424
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    exciting, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:16 No.17217427
    Two Words

    "Mind Bullets"
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:16 No.17217428
    [ ] Die face down in the sand
    >> Iron Lung 12/14/11(Wed)19:16 No.17217429
    [ ] Die where you stand

    Time to show him how a Guardsman DIES!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217438
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    [X] Die another day
    It is time to do what has to be done for the world.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217440
    you mean, time to show him how Max Decarius Dies.

    If it was how a Guardsmen dies, its crying like a bitch or in the sand
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217441

    Die where you're standing.

    Also, don't spend the rest of the thread trolling like last time.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217442
    [X] Die where you stand

    We are a man, damnit! We fear no death a Xenos can bring!

    Also we have a Khornette waiting for us in the warp, so do your fucking worse!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217443
    On our feet, for Hat-chan and Carny!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217444
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217445
    rolled 20 = 20


    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217447
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    [x] Refuse to die.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:17 No.17217448
    Die pissing on the Archon's shoes.

    Because fuck him.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:18 No.17217449
    >>[x ] Die crying like a bitch.

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:18 No.17217450
    [x] Die where you stand

    Tall and proud, he wil lthink us alive, our solid corpse leaving one final act of defiance.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:18 No.17217455
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:18 No.17217457
    Standing tall looking death straight in the eye as he disrobes and fucks you.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:18 No.17217458
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    [x ] Die where you stand
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:18 No.17217461
    sorry brah.
    it doesn't count
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:19 No.17217465
    Cross arms in defiance, die where you stand.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:20 No.17217474
    >[x] Die with our cold dead power armor enhanced grip crushing his throat, its not like he can doge he is too busy restraining a pair of angry dark eldar bitches
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:20 No.17217475
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:21 No.17217483

    Live smirking as the Carnifex we charmed finishes regenerating and bites his torso off.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:21 No.17217485
    >Asking for other ways to die then standing.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:21 No.17217486
    [X] Die where you stand
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:22 No.17217493
    Bringing this up: This needs to happen.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)19:22 No.17217497
    Still, if you are truly destined for death here, today, you aren’t going to pass on quietly into the void.

    Your muscles tremble as you try to lift the axe, which feels like you may as well be trying to lift a titan by its foot.

    Damn it Max, come on.

    You strain as hard as you can, fighting through the numb and the pain and the weakness.

    Inch by inch, you heft the axe, the Archon too busy crowing over his soon to be victory to notice.

    Breath comes in ragged gasps, darkness moving in ever further on the edges of your vision.

    Finally, by sheer will alone, you are poised to strike.

    “Hey asshole…”

    The Archon turns to you, but you don’t give him time to react.

    “That’s my fucking hat.”

    The axe cleaves him through his shoulder, cutting down through his body as though it offered no more resistance than butter.

    You drop the axe and it plants itself once again into the sand, a fresh coating of blood adorning it’s now gleaming blade.

    Finally giving out, your body collapses. The last thing you can see is the twins rushing toward you, now free…

    But this wretched beeping won’t cease.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:22 No.17217498
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    >three options
    >all of them variations of die horribly

    Now you're thinking like a guardsman!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:23 No.17217502
    >> Iron Lung 12/14/11(Wed)19:23 No.17217505
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:24 No.17217510
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:24 No.17217511
    [X] COCAINE!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:24 No.17217513
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    >but this wretched beeping won’t cease
    Oh dear...
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:25 No.17217522
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    >“Hey asshole… That's my fucking hat"
    pic related

    >beeping won't cease
    inb4 all a dream
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:25 No.17217523
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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/14/11(Wed)19:25 No.17217526
    >[X] Die where you stand
    "Consider, friend, as you pass by: As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me." - Scottish tombstone epitaph
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:26 No.17217532
    I detect incoming trolling.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:26 No.17217534
    At least we struck one final blow for Hat-chan. Perhaps the sexy DE twins will give its brim a sinfully luxurious polishing for us.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:28 No.17217546
    Do something about this beeping, jesus christ
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:28 No.17217547
    Inb4 we die, have another party in the warp, then are resurrected by the twins using Dark Eldar hyper-biotech.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:28 No.17217548
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    >inb4 all a dream
    Oh god, I'd die from trolling.

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/14/11(Wed)19:28 No.17217553
    Argh! Emperor fucking Tzeenetch! I was too busy looking at epitaphs and I missed it!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:29 No.17217565
    I could go for some hyper-biotech

    and bitches

    can't forget the bitches
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:30 No.17217575

    >Inb4 we die, have another party in the warp, then are resurrected by the twins using Dark Eldar hyper-biotech.
    >And they made us a futa
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:31 No.17217578
    Oh right, the haemonculi resurrect people for fees, don't they. Huh.

    DE waifus = savegame point? I could go for that due to our highly lethal lifestyle.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)19:32 No.17217583
    “By Terra herself, shut that damnable thing off, whatever it is.” You remark to the darkness, "Just because I'm dead again doesn't mean you chaos gods have to be dicks about it."

    But the beeping continues it’s even pace, and unable to move, there isn’t a damn thing you can really do about it.

    “Hush now, you were lucky to make it through the night.” You hear a voice from far off.

    “So I’m not dead then? Banging those thirty or so kasrkin girls was all a dream?”

    A giggle, or maybe two of them.

    “I’m afraid so, dear Maximus.”

    “That would explain why my everything hurts.”

    You try to open your eyes, but a finger on each lid stops you.
    “It’s another day’s rest for you at the very least.” One of the twins chides you.

    Well whatever, who are you to argue?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:32 No.17217586
    that beeping ait't an alarm clock.

    its the armor. we are still there. Its not over guys.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:33 No.17217598
    Before you pass out, we must know.

    What happened to Hat-chan?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:33 No.17217599
    THE END i suppose
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/14/11(Wed)19:33 No.17217603
    I think it's a heart monitor. In which case...
    Do not, under any circumstances, stop the beeping.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:33 No.17217605
    Does Commorragh have sexy nurse outfits?

    I need to know for a travel guide I'm compiling, you see.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:35 No.17217614
    Wouldn't a sexy nurse outfit be pretty conservative attire by DE standards?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:35 No.17217618

    My first advise in a travel guide for Commorragh: DON'T FUCKING GO THERE!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:36 No.17217631

    Or you'll be the one in a sexy nurse outfit.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:36 No.17217632
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    Fear and Loathing in Commorragh.

    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:36 No.17217634
    >inb4 haemonculus experiments trolling
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:37 No.17217639
    its not like we have choice.
    This is "all expenses paid for" holiday after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:37 No.17217643
    Before going to sleep.
    Ask the twins that Max wants to thanks the Old Fellow for the Power Armour
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:38 No.17217650
    Didn't we actually already have a thread on that? With an obese Kroot wingman?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:39 No.17217660
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    Ah, the child of the Emperor has awoken.

    It is time for more... experiments.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)19:39 No.17217661
    You finally awaken again, feeling enormously better this time, though you are starving.

    Still, despite the numbness through your limbs, you find you are still unable to rise.

    Opening your eyes, you tilt your head as much as you can on the pillow, looking down to see if something has you pinned or you are paralyzed.

    “Aww fuck, it looks like it’s a wheelchair for me.”

    But then you notice two large lumps on either side of your body, hidden by the white sheet.

    Figuring it’s worth a try, you slowly try to use your mind to pull down the cover.

    Though it takes ages, you finally reveal what lies beneath.
    Or rather, whom.

    Snoozing quietly on either side of you, heads resting on your chest, the Succubus twins sleep soundly.

    You sigh as you rest your head again.

    “Not the worst morning I’ve had.”

    seems like a fitting place to stop probably
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:39 No.17217664

    Please tell me it's archived.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:40 No.17217667
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    I'd say it's rather at our own expense, with the expense being (possibly) our life.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:40 No.17217668
    He's alive and well(ish)! Good night!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:42 No.17217681
    Good session Papa N
    i hope we will see you friday?
    >> Iron Lung 12/14/11(Wed)19:42 No.17217684
    Already done.
    Chapt 1 anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:42 No.17217685
    What time will you be posting again?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:43 No.17217686
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    >Heretical Love Part VII
    >Not staying for the after-action heresy
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:44 No.17217699
    It starts out about 40K reporters, and naturally goes over to Hunter S.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:44 No.17217701
    it's kinda like a secret club
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    Little love, plenty of action - I'm okay with this. Next time, combining the both with our bedfellows?

    Also, good night, it's goddamn 1:42 am here.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:45 No.17217709
    Papa N is good to his children.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)19:47 No.17217723
    I'm not sure when the next thread is going to be. I'm itching to fill the rest of my freezer with another deer before muzzleloading season ends, and after that I leave for xmas in Florida. I'll likely have more time to do some longer threads when I'm there, though I want to fit one in before I go.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:49 No.17217737
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    Well, whatever you end up doing, we all appreciate the effort you put in to brig us some of dat delicious heresy.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)19:53 No.17217776
    Lycheria laughs as she watches you squirm in your bonds, unable to escape the bed. She's smiling as she rubs her heavy flamer against your rear hatch.

    "I thought this thing was over!" You shout.

    "Over? Over? No no silly, it's just BEGUN!"

    The noise marines press closer now, continuing their tremendous and terrible song.

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:54 No.17217785
    ....that carnifex....was BRO STATUS

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:56 No.17217798

    When a tyranid dies, does its memories continue to live on in the hivemind? If so, then we'll probably be encountering it again for the Tyranid option...if you get what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:56 No.17217803
    Oh God
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:57 No.17217804
    >uterpri finished
    Yes captcha ,apparently we are
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)19:58 No.17217813
    I like this option
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:00 No.17217828
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    >we'll probably be encountering it again for the Tyranid option...if you get what I mean.

    Oh by the Emprah, that's DOUBLE HERESY
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:02 No.17217834
    "Wait! Wait I don't even know whats going on! Where am I, why do I have girly parts?!"

    But Lycheria doesn't answer as she presses her zealous servant of the Emperor forward.

    You can only tense up and cry out as it slowly works its way inside.

    >you guys want to get fucked by a pissed off dead tyranid? ...aight

    Lycheria grabs your hips as she works herself deeper, oblivious to your pain.

    "Don't be like that..." Shey says coyly, "I've brought you a friend, look."

    A Carnifex lurches up toward your face.

    Before lowering it's massive bile cannon.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:03 No.17217845
    Fuck you, Papa N
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:03 No.17217847
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    >you guys want to get fucked by a pissed off dead tyranid? ...aight

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/14/11(Wed)20:05 No.17217859
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    Well played, Papa N, well played.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:05 No.17217860
    macroxenophilia is the best -philia
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:07 No.17217878
    You don't even have time to cry out as the beast thrusts itself into your mouth.

    Struggle as you may, there is nothing you can do to stop it as it drives itself into your throat.

    "See? All better now." Lycheria coos as she starts picking up her pace, completely ignoring your new lady bits as she violates your dark heresy.

    It's all too much, you can't handle it. You can't breathe and the inside of your tank burns from it's hatch down to it's cockpit. The weapon way stronger than it's weak defenses.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:09 No.17217893
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    Oh no! Don't point that throbbing cannon at me!

    I don't know if I can take it!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:11 No.17217906
    Finally you give in and just let them have their way, there isn't anything you can do to stop it anyways.

    "Ahh, this feels so good." Lycheria moans as she thrusts as deep as she can penetrate, ignoring all of your saves.

    You can't even scream, the Carnifex seems to have found a rhythm and is completely ignoring the fact that you've vomited the entirety of your stomach already.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:12 No.17217917
    Jesus Christ, Why?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:13 No.17217919
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    This took a dark turn real fast.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:14 No.17217932
    The sister of battle grunts as she finally transitions out of the assault phase and fires her flamer.

    You can feel it's burning liquid filling your insides.

    The 'nid follows suit, and your mouth is boiling over with it's thick bright green slime.

    "Ahh, that's better..." Lycheria moans as she withdraws her force, you can feel excess plasma leaking from your hatch and dripping down your leg.

    "Your turn, boys." She snaps her fingers.

    And the noise marines start to move in, still playing their horrific tune.

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:15 No.17217936
    Papa I have been meaning to ask but haven't been able to catch any of the threads before you were long gone.

    Why not add a Space Marine option?
    I mean, I know you said you'd be including the Partridges at some point. But, you also mentioned something about a female Ork.

    I'm not asking for a giant amazonian Space Marine girl, but I'm not saying that would be a bad thing either.

    We could taint her gene seed if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:16 No.17217951
    Not a female space marine.
    But the Partridges steal glory.

    yfw you realize right before Max gets some, a Partridge will shove him out of the way and "steal his glory"
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:18 No.17217962

    This get me every time.
    So when will max "hips start moving on their own"?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:19 No.17217974
    ...I'll consider it if it's something that the vast majority of /tg/ would actually want I guess. But to be honest I kinda have some semblance of a story laid out and it doesn't include a female space marine. I could try to work one in if people are really adamant about it.

    I'm just not sure how I could write her to be different enough than the other two imperial girls already in the story, not to mention Helena and her friends.

    The female Ork option will be fun, and I know it's completely against all fluff (though really, isn't most of what's in these threads?).

    I guess I was still thinking that female spess muhreens were something /tg/ hated almost on the same level as furries.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:19 No.17217977
    Defcon 1 cockblocking.

    Do the Partridges know any shame?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:20 No.17217984
    The Ork option is already too weird for me.
    i don't think my body would handle the female space marine
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:21 No.17217987

    Oh no, I knew that from the very beginning.

    When the tales are told of Max's sexual exploits and conquests. They won't be of a lowly Guardsmen, or a valient Commissar.

    They will be of the Partridges and they glorious sexual conquest of all of Yagis V.

    I have accepted this.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:23 No.17217996
    A noise marine plunges into every one of your holes, none of them seeming to care about two of them already being filled to the brim with a sticky mess.

    Your mind breaks as they take no mercy on you.


    This is hell.

    But you love it.

    "Oh Emprah yess, fill me with all of your taint of chaos!!!" You scream.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:23 No.17217999
    Partridges have no shame.

    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:24 No.17218013

    Are you a bad enough dude to create one that wouldn't be universally despised?

    Taunting aside, you've told an amazing and enjoyable story so far. My musings are my own, and it was just a thought I had and wanted to pass to you.

    No worries with whatever you do my friend. I'll be here either way.

    Speaking of which, when is the next one?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:28 No.17218045
    I'm hoping to shoot a thread in some time this weekend, really hoping its after a successful hunt. If I do figure out a day and this thread is still alive by the time I do, I'll post it here.

    As for the fem marine, I might make a poll in the next thread about it and see how /tg/ reacts. Still, there are already several girls who haven't had their first thread yet so I'm hesitant to add any more.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:32 No.17218079
    The noise marine's song becomes more chaotic and frantic as they climax.

    An assault from all sides, you aren't sure if your body can take it.

    Flamers and plasma cannons erupt, and by the time their furious assault ends, you are left leaking and bound with but a single wound remaining.

    "Poor little Maxima, don't think you're done just yet..." Lycheria laughs as she flips you over and re-binds your hands and feet.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:32 No.17218082
    Don't add anything more until we've done at least 2-3 of our existing options. Pun intended.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)20:36 No.17218111
    yeah it wouldn't be for a while if anything.

    I almost didn't add the 2nd-thread options since there were still so many left over first threads that hadn't been picked yet, but I did anyways and it's worked out fairly well so far.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:38 No.17218143
    you know, if anything this thread has been pretty DEldar-ish
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:48 No.17218236
    Lycheria seems to be more sadistic than the Dark Eldar
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)20:50 No.17218270
    So guys, how do you think it's going to end?
    i'm thorn between TsundEreldar and our Khornette
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)21:01 No.17218351
    Next thread is Saturday at 5pmish.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 12/14/11(Wed)21:10 No.17218431
    Sounds good, will you be continuing over christmas or are you going to take a break?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)21:21 No.17218518
    Well I'm going to be fishing. A lot. But ill try to have at least a few threads between the 20th and the 30th.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/11(Wed)21:36 No.17218677
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    >this. fucking. thread.

    I have a morbid curiousity to know how much porn, how many elit stories, and how many H games papa N has seen.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/14/11(Wed)22:13 No.17219138
    All of it.

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