“There probably aren’t any clothes here that would fit you, so take those off as well.” Esh mumbles before turning around.

“…Cant you still see me in that mirror?”

Esh jumps, her face flush.

“I-I wasn’t going to watch! Honestly… Y-you stupid mon-keigh…” She says that, but you can tell she’s still peeking.

Well whatever, it’s not like you mind really.

You strip off the rest of your uniform, trying your best to give her a good view without making it obvious.

Finally nude, you turn and face the opposite wall. Something falls lightly to the floor and the water starts gushing from a head.

You swallow hard as two shuriken pistols press into your back, smooshing tenderly into it.

A delicate hand runs over the fresh cut.

“D-does it still hurt?” Esh asks quietly.

“Nah, never really did.”

Her hand begins to lightly trace your various and numerous bruises and scars.

“…It looks like you get pretty beat up…” She muses as her hand stops at a particularly large scar on your left thigh.

“Almost lost my leg to an Ork, and no one ever said pimpin be easy. I am still human, after all.” She doesn’t seem to get your ancient Terra culture reference.

“I’ve probably… Been too hard on you as well.”

The two of you remain silent as you let her clean off your cut. She sprays it with something, which stings enough to make you cringe.

“Quit being such a baby, that will make it heal faster.”
You let her keep doing what she’s doing, Eldar medicine is probably more advanced than what your team has got. Those massive syringes and “medical application chainswords”, you shudder slightly at the memories.

Esh pushes you onto a stool and washes your hair for you. It’s pretty different, but you have to admit it does feel good.

Damnit Papa, where's link to the last one?

“You are good at this…” You tell her.

Esh smiles faintly, you can feel happiness and sadness at the same time. Though it could just be that you know jack dick about your new acquired powers really.

“I learned from my older sister, she used to do this for me…”
You don’t press the issue, if she wanted to tell you more she would.

But that isn’t what you are thinking about at the moment.
Unable to contain yourself any longer, you grab her wrist lightly and turn around, pulling Esh into a steamy embrace.

“Wa-wait.” She stammers, but you can tell she doesn’t really mean it.

You trap her hands above her head as you push her into the shower wall. With your other hand you raise her face to meet your own, and despite her wide panicked eyes you can tell she wants this.

The two of you kiss finally, and her body tenses at the sensation. It goes entirely in the face of her life’s path, but she can’t help herself.

Though when you start to run your hand down her side, your mind is suddenly penetrated by very vivid images.

In the first, you and Esh sit on a plush looking couch onboard what you guess is an Imperial ship. Both of you laugh along with the Emperor as he lets his kid swing from his outstretched arm.

In the second vision though…

Esh stands alone as your body is laid to rest in a simple but peaceful ceremony. Tears stream down her face, ostracized by her people and with not a friend in the universe.

Two hands push you back slightly as Esh comes back into focus.

“You saw something… Didn’t you…?”

You don’t answer her, you don’t have to.

“Besides,” she starts, “Do you have any idea how screwed we both would be if we did… uhmm… stuff, on this ship?”

You pause, you hadn’t really thought about that.

“Now you get it. Everyone onboard is psychic at least to some extent, if we did something here, they would ALL pick up on it.”

While it isn’t any fun to stop yourself, wet and willing beautiful Eldar in front of you and all, the thought of every Eldar young and old watching with their minds as you do the nasty… Not something you are down for.

Both of you towel off and get dressed. Esh leaves for a minute and brings back some of the food she made earlier. You enjoy the food as both of you eat, without a whole lot of conversation.

“You should probably get going now…” She finally admits.

You kinda figured, she probably is already catching a lot of flak for having a human aboard.

“…B-but if you want to go on a dat…….if you want to go have fun or something sometime, just give me a call…”

“Alright, I’ll call you when I figure out something to do for a date on this abysmal planet.”

She doesn’t snap back with her usually witty retort.

One snap crackle and pop later, you are back on Yagis V. You still can’t get those visions out of your head…

its here

>>17215722
Gah, fuck this gay earth, why do I keep forgetting to do this?!

Thread 1 - Sorita: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17067317/

Thread 2 - Farseer: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17073735/

Thread 3 - Tau: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17095883/

Thread 4 - Death and Party: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17116254/

Thread 5 - Party Time: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17168467/

Thread 6 - Call from the Tsunseer: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17191456/

[ ] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

[ ] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t
exactly sure you want to know more.

[ ] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

[ ] The Necrons are surely up to something sinister…

[ ] Burn some heretic traitors with the bolter bitch babe.

[ ] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

[x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS

>I'll just refresh /tg/ one more time before going to bed.
I really need to stop doing that.

>>17215766
[x] Burn some heretic traitors with the bolter bitch babe.

At some point, we need to gather our harem and get ourselves a pimp-mobile battlebarge.

>>17215766
[X] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t
exactly sure you want to know more.

Oh, but we DO want to know more.

>>17215821
this is a tarp, unless we get lucky and get a Dark Eldar whose into being on the dominated side of BDSM.

But that's highly unlikely

>>17215766
[ ] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t exactly sure you want to know more.

Aw hell, it's Dark Eldar time.

rolled 8 = 8

>>17215797
[x] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t
exactly sure you want to know more.

>>17215844
Don't worry, max is woman's bitch.

Oh boy is it finally DE time?

>>17215800
Hail to the king, baby.

>>17215844
Are you crazy? Lots of Wyches and Succubi are totally into that.

Not by some primitive animal like a human, maybe, but that's why we're here. To broaden horizons.

Maybe we'll even give her that one most horrific and forbidden fetish in Dark Eldar society: True Love. Oh the horror!

>>17215874
No woman's bitch***

A simple mistake can ruin a sentence...

>>17215874
>rolled 8 = 8
That shit. Cut it out!

>>17215766

[X] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

Didn't one of the threads previous imply a Tau wingman?

Maybe if we picked up a greyskin bro, we'd get killed a little less.

But I'm totally changing my vote if we can get an Orky wingman instead.

>aww yea boy, its dark eldar time

Dark Eldar… You know only what you have read in your tome of standard Imperial Literature, as well as what you were taught in training.

Quite a bizarre race, and certainly far flung from their Eldar ancestors. They are probably the fastest creatures in the universe, and from accounts of their gladiatorial games the Wych’s are a whole new level of deadly.

They drink souls to stay young and avoid their own souls being devoured by a chaos god they helped create. Famous pirates and mercenaries, it is said no Imperial man has seen the inside of one of their ships and lived to tell the tale. Well, that's what rumor was anyways. To be perfectly honest, they didn't teach you a whole lot other than "Run!" "Shoot!" "Praise the Emprah!!!".

All the more reason to be downright terrified. You were fast asleep when they found you, such easy prey. Two gruff and weathered ones had you disarmed and bound before you could draw your sword. They even now cackle and prod at you, ensuring you of horrific torture to come, before shoving a black bag over your head.

After docking with a larger skiff, the soldiers haul you out, while you still struggle against your bonds. You are flung unceremoniously into what you think is a dimly lit room and land with a dull thud, face down.

“Ku ku ku, should we just kill him now? I am so thirsty dear sister.”

“Fu fu fu, maybe we should have some fun with him first, father did provide us with some new toys…”

The voices, though debating the time for your soul’s fate as food and whether or not to torture you first, are beyond beautiful. They make even the finest music of the Imperium sound like the death throes of a grot. You can’t fuck a voice, but you would be willing to try with these two.

>>17215937
"Ladies, please. There's enough of my soul to go around later, so why don't we all introduce ourselves first?"

Let's buy some time and look around for possible escape.. and see exactly how deep into this shit we are here.

You speak up to tell them off, because having your soul devoured would kind of mess with your feng shui, but it just comes out as a muffled “Mmmrph mrrrrr mphhhh!”

Four delicate, soft hands lift you to your feet.

“What is your name, little human?” The two voices ask in unison, you are fairly sure your ears just had an orgasm.

“My name is Maximus Aurillius Decarus, soldier of the Yagis V guard, Commisar of the 101st Cadia, loyal servant to the true Emprah. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.”

The hood is pulled off and you blink at the blinding light. But no, it isn’t a blinding light. Your eyes are in fact fixated on flawless pale skin, and quite a bit of it.

The pair before you are unmistakably twins, though each sports a different variation of the same skimpy dress.
Smooth, silky black hair falls to the small of the back of one, while her sister has long black twintails held together by emerald green baubles. Their breasts, though not massive, are large and seductively perky, and each of them has a very defined thin waist and shapely hips.

“Hmm, I think just Maximus will do.”

“Yes yes, just Maximus.”

The two Dark Eldar whisper this to you, one pair of dead sexy lips brushing lightly against each ear. Your body shudders uncontrollably from the pleasure, clearly not prepared, and you inadvertently let out a soft moan.

“Not so tough are we now, silly silly boy?” They again say in unison, and you fall to your knees, powerless against their angelic voices.

They look down at you, clearly reveling in your weakness.
“Though we must admit, no mortal can stand against us and hope to win, we…”

“The Succubus Twins.” The other twin finishes for her sister.

The pleasure in your head is unbearable, and you have achieved a level of hardness that would put ceremite to shame. Still, you don’t want to be tortured and endure having your soul ripped from you and devoured. There is clearly only one option.

[ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.

[ ] Go for your laspistol laying on a table ten feet to your right, though your hands are bound.

[ ] Plead for mercy like a little bitch.


>that feel when your ISP is being a complete dick and the connection is cutting in and out

>>17216003
[x] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.

if that fails, plan B, the laspistol

>>17216003
MIND BOOLETS

>>17216003
The only thing dark eldar know how to appreciate is rape

SO LETS AT LEAST TRY TO RAPE BACK

>>17216003
[ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways
Good to see this up again aaaand like i suggested last time for the reg. eldar.... FUS RO DAH the hell outta them

>>17216008
[ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.

Well can we combine it? Maybe unleash our mind fury and at the same time use said mind fuckery to snatch the laspistol over to us using THE FORCE?

If not:
[X] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.

Max doesn't plead like a little bitch. Well, yeah he does. Often. But not this time. Gotta have a firm hand with Dark Eldar or they will get all uppity. Gotta show who's in charge.

I am Max Decarius, Chosen One of the Emprah,
surfer of the Warp!

Feel the powah of 1000 snorted Eldar Souls

Sweet googly moogly, it's HL Quest. (Shame I missed the last one, but oh well.)

>>17216040
Mindflayer style

[x] Plead for mercy like a little bitch.

[X] Go for your laspistol laying on a table ten feet to your right, though your hands are bound.

Would go with mind bullets, but it seems like the most likely to go south.

>>17216071
If you hadn't already noticed, things look about as bad as it gets.
I will not knock on wood.

>>17216003
Unleash our Inquisitorial Power!
Fear the searing hot rod of redemption!

I'm just listening to some ARB while reading this.
The songs that were covered for Penguindrum.
It's awesome. Rock over Yapig V, baby.

[ ] Unleash your mind fury… Well, try to anyways.
Mind bullets go!

was going to accuse Papa-N of a plot to break my f5 key.

But it seems the blame lies on his ISP.
I'm sorry I doubted you Papa-N

>>17216129
Just in case that wasn't just a metaphore.
http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/

Had to hard reset everything, sorry for the wait.

You take a deep breath, gathering all your strength for this very moment.

“FUS… ROH DAH!!!!!!!!!!!”

The air crackles with psyonic energy as you focus all of your power. Honestly though, you really have no idea how to. Despite that, the twins are thrown back into a pile of pillows.

You can’t believe that actually worked, holy fuck!

Still, you don’t have time to bask in the awesome as you sprint toward your equipment.

Until a clawed hand snatches you by the arm and lifts you into the air. A malicious smile greets you as the Archon looks you over.

“An… Interesting capture, to be sure.” He laughs, but the tone is cold.

“He’s ours!” The twins shout, leaping back to their feet and baring their teeth.

“Know your place, little girls!” The Archon snaps back, before glaring back at you.

“Just for that, we shall see how he fares in the arena.”

The blow to the head knocks you out cold…

>>17216152
Harlequins...Harlequins everywhere

>>17216152
Max confirmed for next skyrim PC.

>>17216152
sweet emprah that actually worked.... hm, i wonder... ah well, anyways never read to deeply into the DE fluff, but im gonna guess the arena is gonna suck ass, right?

>>17216152
ZIND DO FIN RUVAAK.
Well, shit.

“Wake up, boy…”

You don’t move, your head still feels like it’s been cracked in half.

A bucket of cold water splashes you in the face and you jolt upright, swinging angrily.

“Easy there, save it for the arena. You might at least die a warrior’s death.”

The Dark Eldar before you doesn’t look like the others, all young and beautiful. He is old, you can tell that much. Weathered, wrinkled face and beady black eyes.

“I’m no enemy of yours boy, just the ferryman who is seeing you through the path to the afterlife. If your gods grant you one, anyways.”

You look around the room cautiously, it appears to be some kind of armory.

The old man pulls you to your feet and looks you over curiously.

“You know, you might just be the right height…” He mumbles as he lifts your arms around and nods to himself.

He pulls you over to a bench, and you can’t quite believe what’s laying there before you.

It’s a suit of power armor, albeit a very old one. The pieces are mismatched and almost none of the colors are the same, you honestly don’t think that it could still be functional.

“We captured that a long time ago, but we don’t get many humans down here. Go on, try her on.”

He gives you a light push forward.

Well, it might be worth a shot.

It takes you several minutes to start putting the armor on, watching the Sorita undress helped a bit in your understanding but the whole ordeal is still pretty complicated. The old Dark Eldar helps you out with it when you ask, though he knows as little as you do.

>>17216216

Yeeeees. You can't have a roleplay of any kind at all without being forced to fight in a gladiator arena.

rolled 6 = 6

[X] You don’t know much about Dark Eldar, but you aren’t exactly sure you want to know more

LETS GO
though, the Tsunseer story part was a bit baw :C

>>17216304
> late by 40 minutes
> 2011
Press f5 more often.

“There!” He slaps you on the back as both of you stare into a dusty and cracked mirror. “Looks good as new!”

The suit looks the exact opposite of new, and you look very awkward in it.

It is a bit surprising how well it fits though, and you guess it wasn’t pieced together from ex-astartes gear. Rich traders, members of the Inquisition, shit you don’t really know the first thing about power armor.

“Well, ok, it may not be pretty.” The old man laughs, “But it might give you a few extra minutes of life.”

You turn around in the bulky armor, though you feel as light as you did in your commissar digs, which have unfortunately gone missing.

“Thanks for this old man.” You tell him.

His small smile quickly fades.

“Don’t thank me lad, poor boy like you deserves to see a prettier face before death.”

“Have you ever seen someone come out alive?”

He looks solemnly at your question, shaking his head.

“In your position? Never a soul.”

Two guards enter and start pushing you roughly toward a large steel door.

“Go to your gods with dignity, my friend!” The old man calls after you.

The door falls open with a loud crash and you are shoved forward.

Alien sand crunches underneath as you stumble out into the roaring crowd beyond.

>>17216341
We must survive and we must retrieve our hat.

>>17216341
>mon visage quand

WHERE IS OUR HAT

>>17216341

>commissar digs missing

W-What about Hat-chan?

>>17216374
>>17216367
We must survive this fight so that we may reclaim our hat!

We are no longer motivated by love and lust. Now, we know only vengeance.

they can shove us into power armor.
They can throw us into the arena.

But when they fuck with the hat.
ITS GO TIME

Ah yeah i was looking for this thread for ages

Im tempted to just roll but im worried it incase it causes op to troll us

>>17216393
Do not give the glorious OP an excuse!

He'll just toy with our feelings for Hat-chan.

You look up into the stands, scanning the faces beyond. Cruel, evil faces for the most part.

Though you do spot the twins from earlier, neither of whom look in the least bit pleased at your current predicament.

The Archon stands up and raises his hands for silence.

“Brothers and sisters!” He calls out, “It is with a sad heart that this pitiful being before you is all that was caught in the last raid. But fear not, for you shall bear witness as the monsters of this world bleed him dry!”

With that, he grabs a rusted old chainsword and pitches it down toward you. The relic lands at your feet with a clatter, you are surprised it’s tired old metal was able to withstand the fall.

“You!” You shout, pointing the sword up at the Archon.

He gestures to himself mockingly.

“I want my hat back.”

He sneers at you before reaching to a table on his left and picking up your hat.

Which he places on his own head.

You don’t have time for anything else before the gate across from you falls open…

And at least five three meter tall spider-looking things come whizzing into the arena.

1d20 for initiative.

The Hat is ours by blood, battle and the divine blessing of the Emperor. We will find it and slay any who dare waylay us.

well with our commisar hat confiscated, i think its time for some apporpiate music, no?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0TAxLjkdFU
this song is somewhat relevant, just take the bits using mercenary with commisar and there u go

rolled 13 = 13

>>17216426

FOR HAT-CHAN AND THE EMPRAH!

rolled 4 = 4

>>17216426
C'MON /tg/ DICE

rolled 10 = 10

>>17216426
Oh hell no. He does not mess with our hat.

rolled 15 = 15

Not sure if we should try to fight our way out guys.

Fighting our way out would bring us much glory...

And the Partridges are always watching... and waiting.

rolled 16 = 16

>>17216426

For Rome!!!!!!

rolled 3 = 3

>>17216426

>>17216426
oh hell no, that bitch is so going down
anyways roll 18 = 18, let the bloodshed commence

rolled 18 = 18

EMPROAAAAR.

rolled 16 = 16

> He sneers at you before reaching to a table on his left and picking up your hat.

> Which he places on his own head.

Shit is on.

rolled 5 = 5

We shall slay this emperor.

rolled 10 = 10

Dicey Dice gods

rolled 7 = 7

The Dice gods are assholes.

I defy you dice gods, I shall make my own miracles!

rolled 13 = 13

>>17216426

rolling

rolled 2 = 2

>Which he places on his own head.
Over the fucking line!

>>17216434
>>17216444
>>17216426
>>17216421
>>17216390
>>17216387
>>17216385
>>17216374
>>17216367
I am the brim of my hat.
Cloth is my body, yarn is my blood
I have created over a thousand caps
Unaware of loss
Nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to create headwear
Waiting for One's arrival
I have no regrets, this is the only path
My whole life was "Unlimited Hat Works"!

rolled 16 = 16

The Pimp of the imperium knows no fear.

>>17216426
>Which he places on his own head

>>17216544
>Saddam
'sup

rolled 18 = 18

If i get a 20 max snaps his fingers and the hat appears on his head and he gets ready to slap some shit.

You barely have time to power up the chainsword before one of the beasts is on top of you. It knocks you to the ground with two of its spindly legs, and presses closer for the kill.

The creatures six mandibles work madly as it attempts to bring it’s fangs to bear. You can barely hold it away with one of your feet.

You notice another one of the things moving in at you from behind, you don’t have much time to react.

Putting everything you’ve got into the swing, you lash out with your chainsword and it connects with the creature’s face. The teeth dig in and cut a nasty gash which spews orange blood from inside the black chitin. The beast screeches furiously as it backs up, two of its mandibles hanging by strands.

The other beast overshoots you and you thrust the sword upwards into its belly. Your chainsword roars in protest at cutting through the hard body, but the momentum of the spider carries it right through. You are splattered and soaked in nasty orange goop and guts as the beast slams hard into the arena wall and curls up.

These things are fast, but you don’t think they are very smart.
You quickly regain your defensive stance as you turn to face the other three, who now stalk around you in a circle, weary at seeing one of their own killed and another wounded. The injured one sulks near the gate it entered from, empty eyes following your movements.

Something washes over you, and for once it isn’t panic or dread. Its confidence. You can win this fight, you just have to be smart about it.

[ ] Feign injury

[ ] Charge head on

[ ] Try to separate one out of the group

Just wanted to say that it's Sororita, not Sorita, from the latin word "soror", meaning sister.
/smart ass mode off

Also, for the Emprah and our hat!

>>17216565
> close_enough.jpg

Let's not tempt fate, I think.

>>17216569
[x] Charge head on
WE ARE MAX DECARIUS, EMPRAH'S CHOSEN

[ ] Try to separate one out of the group

>>17216569
[x] Try to separate one out of the group

Because charging all of them will most definitely go wrong.

>>17216569
[ ] Try to separate one out of the group
makes sense really... for the emprah!

>>17216569
[X] Try to separate one out of the group
Let's play it Tacticool.

>>17216556
Needs moar hat.

>>17216569
[X ] Try to separate one out of the group

[x] Feign injury.

rolled 13 = 13

>>17216569
Separate one from the group.

rolled 20 = 20

Seperate the group.

Leave the injured one by the gate maybe we can use them to escape somehow

[X] Charge head on
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

>>17216569
[x] Try to separate one out of the group

Being a badass means winning the fight and getting your hat back, not committing suicide by xeno.

>>17216626
Well theres a 20 when its not needed.

The key word was play it smart.
[ X] Try to separate one out of the group

Stop rolling; he didn't ask to roll.

You may not be the most intelligent dude, hell, you may not even be above average. But you do know one thing, running at these things head on would be downright retarded.

As you rev your chainsword you notice that the creatures seem to shy away at the sound, or perhaps the vibration, you can’t be sure.

Surely this can be used to your advantage…

You walk toward a small gap between two of them as you rev your sword and wave it around ahead of you.

Just as predicted, two of them break off and scuttle around to your left, leaving the other one alone.

The creature senses it’s been backed into a corner and with deadly speed rushes out at you. But you’ve been waiting for that.

As it opens it’s horrible maw you thrust your arm forward, burying the sword into the foul monster’s head. A plume of orange and green spray erupts as you drive the weapon to it’s hilt. The creature wavers slightly, before crashing onto it’s underbelly.

You are glad to have the armor’s strength enhancements as you wrench the sword back out, which surely you could not have done otherwise.

The other two spiders don’t seem to shy away from the sound of your sword now. Stupid beasts as they are, they recognize that it got one of their own killed. That same trick won’t work twice…

[ ] Psychic blast

[ ] Feign injury

[ ] Finish off the unmoving injured one

>>17216626
[ ] Psychic blast

Surely nothing will go wrong

>>17216685
MOTHER FUCKING PSYCHIC DEATH BLAST

>>17216685
Psychic blast. The injured one isn't being troublesome right now, but two healthy ones at once could be bad news.

>>17216685
Psychic blast

flex our new psychic muscles some more

>>17216685

[x] Finish off the unmoving injured one

Get it between the others and you and slice it.

[x] PSYCHIC BLAST.

We dined with the Four, surfed the warp, fucked deamons like there is no tomorrow, and consumed thousands of eldar souls...WE ARE POWER INCARNATE.

[X] Psychic blast
FUS
ROH
DAAHHHH.

Blast time

Any chance we can get a quick glimpse of how the crowd is reacting to shit being slapped. Especially the hat thief.

Go after the two other enemies leave the injured one unless it attacks.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_shouts

I recommend TIID KLO UL, which slows time.

If we win, we must summon a huge golden guitar in the shape of the aquila and shred away on the corpses of our fallen foes.

[ ] Psychic blast

If we can FUS ROH DAH two smexy DE succubi, we can do the same to two spiders... Or use another shout... Maybe use a different shout too, like fire/frost breath

>>17216744
Meh. I'd prefer a barrel of molten butter to spray them with.
Dissolves latex.

>>17216685
Psychic blast.

You start to focus your mind. You got it to work once, that was a piece of cake right?

Summoning your power you direct it out toward one of the last remaining spiders.

The creature shrieks and curls into a ball at the feeling of overwhelming pressure pressing in from all sides.

With a pop, the beast collapses, blood and organs oozing from its every orifice. The sight is pretty disgusting, but that isn’t what’s bothering you.

Your own head is ringing madly and your vision is blurry. Some kind of side effect from using your power? Maybe you can get Esh to teach you how to use it better, if you ever get out of here alive.

Sensing your sudden weakness, the wounded spider leaps to its spindly legs and rushes at you. Though you manage to whirl around just in time and strike, one of its massive fangs pierces your left pauldron and pain erupts through your shoulder.

The crowd, which had been howling furiously at your success, now laughs and cheers at your pain.

You are far from down and out, but pain is slowly beginning to spread outward from the piercing wound. You’ve never seen these things before, and have no idea if they are poisonous or if it’s just your body’s reaction to the attack.

Still, only two left now.

You turn and face them with your chainsword, but collapse to a knee as the pain intensifies.

The creatures follow your movement carefully, and one slowly and tentatively begins stalking toward you.

You let it get closer and closer, you have the pain under control now, but this could well earn you the element of surprise.

Yet you wait, biding your time until you can feel the beasts hot breath on your face and hear it’s clicking mandibles practically on your head.

With a single arcing slash you separate it’s head from the rest of it, and leap back to avoid the torrent of gushing liquids that follow.

The Archon pounds his fist on the arm of his chair and curses angrily.

Use the elemental fury shout on our chainsword. Not even the Dark Eldar will be able to keep up with our swings.

This assumes our psyker powers are shouts, and that the FUS was not a one-time thing.

Part of me is wondering what would occur if we decided to fake injury or play dead would the creatures act like bears and just ignore us or what.

>>17216810
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

>>17216843
We havn't won yet

Was going to post that when we won myself though

We should spare the last injured creature if we are sure it wont attack us.

Look up at the archon and shout are you not entertained and throw the chainsword at him, maybe roll idk.

You now face the last remaining spider, it’s mandibles clicking and wriggling madly as it watches you.

It must have decided to press the attack, because without warning it charges right at you.

Jumping to the side you swing your sword, cutting through its legs one by one as they fly past.

With a horrible cry the monster skids to a stop and attempts to rise, but finds itself unable.

One last thrust of your chainsword into the beast’s head, and you find yourself the last man standing in this bloodbath.

The crowd is buzzing with hate now, chucking bits of food and rock at you. Still, you stand tall and raise your sword arm triumphantly. Despite this, the fact that you can barely move your left arm is cause for great concern.

The Archon stands once again, holding his arms out to quiet the crowd, which takes a minute or so.

His voice fills the now silent arena, and you get a very bad feeling in your gut.

“So the weakling has a bit of fight in him it would seem!” He looks about the crowd as he yells.

“Yet these pitiful dumb beasts can be bested by even our children. Come now, friends, and watch as a true champion of terror rends his flesh from bone. I give you, the pride of the swarm!”

A massive gate falls forward and a ear shattering roar echoes forth.

Stepping out from the dark into the sunlight beyond it’s cage.

A carnifex peers at you hungrily.

>>17216843
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

Papa-N, please save this for right right after we punch the Archon in his smug little face and we take Hat-chan back.

rolled 6 = 6

>>17216893
Fuck this, we are so dead.

Awww hell no!

>>17216893
Oh Fuck.
Quick get a Chainspear or something

rolled 11 = 11

>>17216900
With rolls like that we sure are.

Well shit, i vote for charming The carnifex.

Maybe its the same one from love can blam and the hat makes it think we are its commissar

>>17216915
>>17216900
You guys do realize that we don't need to roll EVERYTIME right?
just roll when PapaN asks to roll

>>17216893
Well, at least death holds no secrets for us.

Perhaps wedding plans with the daemonettes are in order?

rolled 13 = 13

Forgot to roll

Show me the money

rolled 15 = 15

>>17216893

We can do it. By the Emprah, we will prevail!

>>17216918
... is it possible to charm a carnifex? Or at least direct it to attack something outside the arena somehow?

At the very least, maybe we can trick it into damaging the arena badly enough to cause chaos and give us a chance to escape.

>>17216893
Pic related is the response we should take.
SHOW NO FEAR IN THE FACE OF DANGER.
Rip and Tear. RIP AND TEAR!
>>17216900
Seeing as you rolled badly without being asked, yes yes we are.

rolled 10 = 10

>>17216923
>>17216923
>>17216923
>>17216923
>>17216923
>>17216923
Just wanted to get the point across READ IT

>>17216923
Its a reaction being told we have to fight a carnifex with a sword

>>17216893
Aw hell...

>>17216944
OH GODDAMMIT Forgot to delete dice roll in Email

>>17216893
>A carnifex

Maybe the archon is just trolling us and they bring out a smaller cage with some nids in it

>>17216964
Unlikely. They all want you to die now.

rolled 20 = 20

You know what we will going to do?
We will going to ride that Carnifex into the Archon face

>>17216971
Oh Shit, Son

We should of saved the coke for now we need doom rider badly

Maybe a roll check to see if we have any left in the bag we used before

Hoooly fucking shit. I just realized who Max is and where Papa-N is going with this.
Papa-N is a genius. ALL OF MY BABIES, TAKE THEM

STOP EVERYONE

>>17216971
Then we go and fish.

>>17216971
God be praised!

>>17216971
Apparently we are

>>17216971

It's SO on now.

>>17216971
>>17216971

So everyone has manned up now, but we were never told to roll to begin with.

Sorry gents

>>17216996
Yeah, i know.
it's kinda dissapointing.
should've waited for the roll

You can only stare in disbelief.

“By the Emprah…” You whisper to yourself as the Carnifex fully steps into the arena. The beast is enormous, impossibly enormous.

The chainsword, though covered in the blood and guts of the slain spiders, now feels ridiculously weak. You doubt it can even injure let alone kill this foul xeno monstrosity.

You know your armor will likely do nothing to stop one of those massive scythed blades from easily slicing you in twain.

The crowd is laughing at you now. Laughing at the pitiful guardsman who thought he was king of the world and now gawks in terror at their arena’s king monster.

Those two twins you met earlier, however, have vanished from their seats.

“Maximus!” You hear them cry out in tandem and you whirl around to look behind you.

A power axe whirls through the air before sinking blade first into the sand beside you. It’s rusted and abused frame still courses with power despite its clearly outdated pattern.

Well, at least that’s something…

You plant the chainsword into the sand, thanking it for its service and having done its best in saving your life.

Picking up the axe, you can feel the power rushing through you, renewing your vigor.

“Alright bug, let us see what you are made of.” You utter, before dropping back into a stance copied from your favorite space marine movies. Has to be close to a real battle stance, you hope. Your left arm is still working enough to use the axe, for now at least.

[ ] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.

[ ] Try to get the upper hand and attack first.

[ ] Give your psychic powers another try.

>>17217004
Attack first.

>>17217004
Rush that bug with the fury of the Emprah!

...and this >>17216971

>>17217004

[x] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.

Find its weak point!

>>17217004
I'm somewhat underwhelmed, but oh well
We will attack first because nothing could really go wrong right guiz?

>>17217004
see
>>17216971
Let's see what the bug is made out of!
[X] Give your psychic powers another try.

Upper hand attack first


Maybe rush and dodge then attack it from underneath

>>17217004
Motherfucking THIS:>>17216971

>>17217004
Blitzkrieg motherfuckers!
Attack first.

>>17217004
[ ] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.

[ ] Try to get the upper hand and attack first.

[ ] Give your psychic powers another try.

[x] Use the nat20 from >>17216971

>>17217004
[x] Give your psychic powers another try.

We dont have to worry about a second attacker, unless, you know, the DE step in

>>17217004
[x] Give your psychic powers another try.

If we can crush a spider we can also crush it's lungs.

[X] Try to get the upper hand and attack first.

DO WE WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?!?

>>17217040
the Nat20 may have got us the axe.

>>17217004
[X] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.

Let it attack first

By the way, I only ever really take rolls if I prompt for one. Otherwise I would have to be checking the thread while trying to think of stuff and writing it down. Plus than there would likely be a high roll/etc all the time.

I don't really care if you do roll unprompted, its just highly unlikely it will have any effect.

[ ] Give your psychic powers another try.
Or
[ ] Let the Carnifex attack first while you wait for an opening.
Really its all or nothing at this point... Who Dares Win!

Fuck it guys, the nat 20 is cool and all but we need to choose how we go with this!

FRY THE FUCKER UNDER OUR COMMAND WITH MINDBULLETS! WE FEEL LIKE FISHERMEN AGAIN!

>>17217004
[X] Give your psychic powers another try.

Also, try to ready ourself to doge if/when this backfires

rolled 1 = 1

>>17217004
[X] Give your psychic powers another try.

RAAN MIR TAH!!! (Animal allegiance)

Ride the Carnifex to victory against the foul xenos!

>>17217063
I'm pretty sure, that if we use the Mind Bullets our mind will explode

>>17217057

Unless we roll an unprompted natural one

in which case THERE'S NO STOPPING THE RAPE TRAIN

>>17217076

Oh fuck ...

>>17217076
You idiot. This is why you don't roll unless asked for.
PapaN has already stated that Nat1's count regardless

>>17217076
Oh thank god this doesn't count. Papa knows that you CAN have too much trolling.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

>>17217090
Oh shit I'd forgotten all about that fucking clown.

>>17217076
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>17217076

>natural one
>on using psychic powers
>after last time using psychic powers our head started hurting wildly

This is the part where our head blows up, isn't it?

>>17217130
Time to (t)roll for perils of the warp?

>>17217126

relax. max isn't going to die.

>> how do you know?

'cause I figured out who Max is. Think about Max, why the Emprah takes a sudden interest in him, how the Emprah acts, and a certain old Robert Heinlein short story. ("By his bootstraps").

I say it again: Papa-N is a genius.

>>17217076

You throw caution to the wind, and sprint head on toward the towering ‘nid.

Using the armor’s strength you leap into the air toward its head, axe raised above your own as you ready yourself for as powerful of a hack as you can manage.

Soaring through the air, you can’t dodge the massive claw that swings toward you.

With a pained grunt you feel it collide with you, and you are pitched backwards until you hit the arena wall.

Warning klaxons sound inside your armor and you are pretty sure you have at least several broken ribs. Every pained gasp for air has you clutching at your side as you slide down the slight curve of the wall and collapse in the sand.

You can hear the crowd above laughing at you again, but that’s in the back of your mind. The fact that you can barely breath is a bit more of a concern.

Powerless to stop it, the Carnifex reaches down and picks you up in one of its massive claws. It holds you up to its soulless eyes as it ponders whether to eat you or just rip you to pieces for fun.

You can do little more than hang there, limp, and watch.
The closer you get to the beast, the more you can feel it’s mind pressing into yours.

You can see the creature’s thoughts now, or what passes as a ‘nids thoughts anyways. It hates little things, all little things. The whips and the chains that they bring, starvation. It’s lonely here.

As the beast brings you closer now, having decided it will in fact eat you, you reach out an armored hand and rest it on the Carnifex’s head.

Poison coursing through your veins, barely able to breath, you go limp as your mind drifts off to remember better days gone by.

>>17217187
sorry dude, never read it but I probably will now

>>17217187
oh god, he's a literal child of the emperor

>>17217197

THE SUSPENSE!

unless he becomes cripple and has to use a wheelchair and uses psychic powers aka become Charles Xavier

>>17217226
I used to be an adventurer until I took a Carnifex to the knee.

>>17217222
pretty sure we went over this last thread, tldr:he is not

>>17217197
Let's be bros, with the Nid.
WE WILL TEACH FRIENDSHIP TO HIM

>>17217203
If I'm right, I don't want to spoil it for people, so I'll shut up now.

My finger hurts

YES.
Alter it's perceptions.
We smell like IT! And the CROWD SMELLS LIKE FOOD!

>>17217268

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StableTimeLoop ?

>>17217310
Download a 4chan extension with autothread updates, save your finger.

The Archon watches with glee as you draw ever closer and closer to your demise. He laughs at your futility as you put your hand on his pet’s head.

But his laughter quickly fades as he continues watching.

The Carnifex pauses, holding you close to it’s mouth. For a long minute it doesn’t move, the arena dead silent at the sight.

The crowd erupts into whispers as the beast slowly lowers your body down to the arena sand, before setting you there and watching, eyes fixated on the little thing before it.

The Archon leaps from his seat suddenly, fury boiling over.

“You wretched beast! You disgusting abomination! I’ve kept you alive all these long years and you shall do as I command!”

The Archon jumps down from his personal box into the sand below, spitting madly as he curses the Carnifex.

“Kill him you dim animal! KILL HIM!”

But the Carnifex only looks back at him, none sure if it can actually comprehend.

“Then die as your wretched kin did, I shall slay him myself.”

The Archon raises his personal gun and the shot pierces the Carnifex through its head. The beast falters, before swaying and falling backward.

Almost foaming at the mouth, the Archon grabs you roughly and lifts you to your feet.

You were busy talking to your sister, or so you thought. Now, you can only see his burning eyes as he sets you down.

“It’s time to end this you pathetic mortal. You may have tricked my beastie, but I shall end you myself.”

>>17217250
sorry bro i wasn't there for the last thread

>>17217321
>>17217222
It's either that or "All you Zombies". Or both. And on a very large scale.

>>17217349
Or we are simply Max, and through happen-stance the emperor likes us.

>17217332

>Killing a potential bro pet Carnifex

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>17217332
Man, fuck this DEldar, first he take our hat, then he kills our Buddy Tyranid then he interrupt our talk with our sister Helena.
THIS WILL NOT STAND

>>17217332
Is the power axe within reach? Because it would be really awesome if the power axe was within reach...

That fuck, he killed the Carnifex! He could've been our bro!

He was just lonely being away from the hivemind!

>mfw

uh-oh. he's taking a long time writing.....

>>17217332
can we try to point out that we are half dead with near useless armor and unarmed? try to lure him into fighting us barehanded and un armored to prove hes not so pathetic that he needs to defend himdelf from us sort of thing

He pulls out his sword and clocks you alongside the head with the flat of it.

You reel backwards, clutching at your head, no longer in a daze.

Both your hands feel numb with pain now, as does most of your chest and it’s beginning to seep into your legs. Your vision is cloudy and it seems like your mind only faintly even know what’s going on.

“You can’t do this, Archon.”

“He’s bested the creature, death is not his fate.”

You can hear two sweet voices in the background, though everything is so quiet now.

“Hmph, than you can die along with your animal lover you wretched virgin cunts!”

Eyes barely open, ears ringing and barely functioning at all, you watch the battle unfold before you.

The twins are fast with their swords, but then again, so is the Archon. You can’t even follow it all, the speed so fast and your body so tired.

The Archon now seems to have come out ahead, as he disarms them both and snatches each of them by an arm and lifts them above his head. He cackles madly as he raises the sword in triumph, the two girls struggling valiantly but unable to escape.

Your body is too tired to react, you can’t even move. All of you is numb now, so numb and so exhausted...

[ ] Die face down in the sand

[ ] Die where you stand

[ ] Die crying like a bitch.

>>17217332

Little does the Dark Eldar Know...

Carnifex have 4 wounds.

And he just turned his back.

>>17217398
exciting, isn't it?

Two Words

"Mind Bullets"

[ ] Die face down in the sand

[ ] Die where you stand

Time to show him how a Guardsman DIES!

>>17217419
[X] Die another day
It is time to do what has to be done for the world.

>>17217429
you mean, time to show him how Max Decarius Dies.

If it was how a Guardsmen dies, its crying like a bitch or in the sand

>>17217419

Die where you're standing.

Also, don't spend the rest of the thread trolling like last time.

>>17217419
[X] Die where you stand

We are a man, damnit! We fear no death a Xenos can bring!

Also we have a Khornette waiting for us in the warp, so do your fucking worse!

>>17217419
On our feet, for Hat-chan and Carny!

>>17217419
THIS CALLS FOR MOTHERFUCKING MIND BULLETS!

rolled 20 = 20

>>17217419
IF WE DIE WE DIE STANDING.
PRAISE THE FUCKING EMPEROR

TAKE THAT CHAINSWORD

>>17217419

[x] Refuse to die.

>>17217419
Die pissing on the Archon's shoes.

Because fuck him.

>>[x ] Die crying like a bitch.

BEGGING FOR MERCY FOR THE EMPRAH!!!!!!!

[x] Die where you stand

Tall and proud, he wil lthink us alive, our solid corpse leaving one final act of defiance.

>>17217445
FUCK YES

>>17217419
Standing tall looking death straight in the eye as he disrobes and fucks you.

[x ] Die where you stand

>>17217455
sorry brah.
it doesn't count

>>17217419
>>17217419
Cross arms in defiance, die where you stand.

>>17217419
>[x] Die with our cold dead power armor enhanced grip crushing his throat, its not like he can doge he is too busy restraining a pair of angry dark eldar bitches

[X] MIND BULLETS

>>17217422

Live smirking as the Carnifex we charmed finishes regenerating and bites his torso off.

>>17217419
>40k
>Asking for other ways to die then standing.

[X] Die where you stand

>>17216843
Bringing this up: This needs to happen.

Still, if you are truly destined for death here, today, you aren’t going to pass on quietly into the void.

Your muscles tremble as you try to lift the axe, which feels like you may as well be trying to lift a titan by its foot.

Damn it Max, come on.

You strain as hard as you can, fighting through the numb and the pain and the weakness.

Inch by inch, you heft the axe, the Archon too busy crowing over his soon to be victory to notice.

Breath comes in ragged gasps, darkness moving in ever further on the edges of your vision.

Finally, by sheer will alone, you are poised to strike.

“Hey asshole…”

The Archon turns to you, but you don’t give him time to react.

“That’s my fucking hat.”

The axe cleaves him through his shoulder, cutting down through his body as though it offered no more resistance than butter.

You drop the axe and it plants itself once again into the sand, a fresh coating of blood adorning it’s now gleaming blade.

Finally giving out, your body collapses. The last thing you can see is the twins rushing toward you, now free…

But this wretched beeping won’t cease.

>>17217419

>three options
>all of them variations of die horribly

Now you're thinking like a guardsman!

>>17217497
YES!

>>17217497
IT IS NOT A DREAM.

>>17217497
VICTORY IS OURS!

>>17217419
[X] COCAINE!

>>17217497
>but this wretched beeping won’t cease
Oh dear...

>>17217497
>“Hey asshole… That's my fucking hat"
pic related

>beeping won't cease
inb4 all a dream

>>17217497

>>17217497
FUCK YEEEAAAAH

>[X] Die where you stand
"Consider, friend, as you pass by: As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me." - Scottish tombstone epitaph

I detect incoming trolling.

At least we struck one final blow for Hat-chan. Perhaps the sexy DE twins will give its brim a sinfully luxurious polishing for us.

>>17217497
Do something about this beeping, jesus christ

Inb4 we die, have another party in the warp, then are resurrected by the twins using Dark Eldar hyper-biotech.

>>17217522
>inb4 all a dream
Oh god, I'd die from trolling.

INCEPTION.

>>17217526
Argh! Emperor fucking Tzeenetch! I was too busy looking at epitaphs and I missed it!

>>17217547
I could go for some hyper-biotech

and bitches

can't forget the bitches

>>17217547

>Inb4 we die, have another party in the warp, then are resurrected by the twins using Dark Eldar hyper-biotech.
>And they made us a futa

>>17217547
Oh right, the haemonculi resurrect people for fees, don't they. Huh.

DE waifus = savegame point? I could go for that due to our highly lethal lifestyle.

“By Terra herself, shut that damnable thing off, whatever it is.” You remark to the darkness, "Just because I'm dead again doesn't mean you chaos gods have to be dicks about it."

But the beeping continues it’s even pace, and unable to move, there isn’t a damn thing you can really do about it.

“Hush now, you were lucky to make it through the night.” You hear a voice from far off.

“So I’m not dead then? Banging those thirty or so kasrkin girls was all a dream?”

A giggle, or maybe two of them.

“I’m afraid so, dear Maximus.”

“That would explain why my everything hurts.”

You try to open your eyes, but a finger on each lid stops you.
“It’s another day’s rest for you at the very least.” One of the twins chides you.

Well whatever, who are you to argue?

that beeping ait't an alarm clock.

its the armor. we are still there. Its not over guys.

>>17217583
Before you pass out, we must know.

What happened to Hat-chan?

>>17217583
THE END i suppose

>>17217586
I think it's a heart monitor. In which case...
Do not, under any circumstances, stop the beeping.

>>17217583
Does Commorragh have sexy nurse outfits?

I need to know for a travel guide I'm compiling, you see.

>>17217605
Wouldn't a sexy nurse outfit be pretty conservative attire by DE standards?

>>17217605

My first advise in a travel guide for Commorragh: DON'T FUCKING GO THERE!

>>17217618

Or you'll be the one in a sexy nurse outfit.

>>17217605
Fear and Loathing in Commorragh.

Do it.

>>17217583
>inb4 haemonculus experiments trolling

>>17217618
its not like we have choice.
This is "all expenses paid for" holiday after all.

>>17217583
Before going to sleep.
Ask the twins that Max wants to thanks the Old Fellow for the Power Armour

>>17217632
Didn't we actually already have a thread on that? With an obese Kroot wingman?

>>17217634

Ah, the child of the Emperor has awoken.

It is time for more... experiments.

You finally awaken again, feeling enormously better this time, though you are starving.

Still, despite the numbness through your limbs, you find you are still unable to rise.

Opening your eyes, you tilt your head as much as you can on the pillow, looking down to see if something has you pinned or you are paralyzed.

“Aww fuck, it looks like it’s a wheelchair for me.”

But then you notice two large lumps on either side of your body, hidden by the white sheet.

Figuring it’s worth a try, you slowly try to use your mind to pull down the cover.

Though it takes ages, you finally reveal what lies beneath.
Or rather, whom.

Snoozing quietly on either side of you, heads resting on your chest, the Succubus twins sleep soundly.

You sigh as you rest your head again.

“Not the worst morning I’ve had.”

seems like a fitting place to stop probably

>>17217650
Really?

Please tell me it's archived.

>>17217639

I'd say it's rather at our own expense, with the expense being (possibly) our life.

>>17217661
He's alive and well(ish)! Good night!

>>17217661
Good session Papa N
i hope we will see you friday?

>>17217632
Already done.
Chapt 1 anyway.

>>17217661
What time will you be posting again?

>>17217668
>Heretical Love Part VII
>Not staying for the after-action heresy

>>17217664
It starts out about 40K reporters, and naturally goes over to Hunter S.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17027751/

>>17217686
shush
it's kinda like a secret club

>>17217661

Little love, plenty of action - I'm okay with this. Next time, combining the both with our bedfellows?

Also, good night, it's goddamn 1:42 am here.

>>17217661
Papa N is good to his children.

>>17217685
>>17217681
I'm not sure when the next thread is going to be. I'm itching to fill the rest of my freezer with another deer before muzzleloading season ends, and after that I leave for xmas in Florida. I'll likely have more time to do some longer threads when I'm there, though I want to fit one in before I go.

>>17217723
Well, whatever you end up doing, we all appreciate the effort you put in to brig us some of dat delicious heresy.

Lycheria laughs as she watches you squirm in your bonds, unable to escape the bed. She's smiling as she rubs her heavy flamer against your rear hatch.

"I thought this thing was over!" You shout.

"Over? Over? No no silly, it's just BEGUN!"

The noise marines press closer now, continuing their tremendous and terrible song.

"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH
UEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU
EHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"

....that carnifex....was BRO STATUS

ALL HAIL BRO CARNIFEX

>>17217785

When a tyranid dies, does its memories continue to live on in the hivemind? If so, then we'll probably be encountering it again for the Tyranid option...if you get what I mean.

>>17217776
Oh God

>>17217776
...
>uterpri finished
Yes captcha ,apparently we are

>>17217798
I like this option

>>17217798

>we'll probably be encountering it again for the Tyranid option...if you get what I mean.

Oh by the Emprah, that's DOUBLE HERESY

"Wait! Wait I don't even know whats going on! Where am I, why do I have girly parts?!"

But Lycheria doesn't answer as she presses her zealous servant of the Emperor forward.

You can only tense up and cry out as it slowly works its way inside.

>>17217813
>>17217798
>you guys want to get fucked by a pissed off dead tyranid? ...aight

Lycheria grabs your hips as she works herself deeper, oblivious to your pain.

"Don't be like that..." Shey says coyly, "I've brought you a friend, look."

A Carnifex lurches up toward your face.

Before lowering it's massive bile cannon.

>>17217834
Fuck you, Papa N

>>17217834
>you guys want to get fucked by a pissed off dead tyranid? ...aight

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE

>>17217834
Well played, Papa N, well played.

>>17217834
macroxenophilia is the best -philia

You don't even have time to cry out as the beast thrusts itself into your mouth.

Struggle as you may, there is nothing you can do to stop it as it drives itself into your throat.

"See? All better now." Lycheria coos as she starts picking up her pace, completely ignoring your new lady bits as she violates your dark heresy.

It's all too much, you can't handle it. You can't breathe and the inside of your tank burns from it's hatch down to it's cockpit. The weapon way stronger than it's weak defenses.

>>17217834

Oh no! Don't point that throbbing cannon at me!

I don't know if I can take it!

Finally you give in and just let them have their way, there isn't anything you can do to stop it anyways.

"Ahh, this feels so good." Lycheria moans as she thrusts as deep as she can penetrate, ignoring all of your saves.

You can't even scream, the Carnifex seems to have found a rhythm and is completely ignoring the fact that you've vomited the entirety of your stomach already.

>>17217906
....
Jesus Christ, Why?

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This took a dark turn real fast.

The sister of battle grunts as she finally transitions out of the assault phase and fires her flamer.

You can feel it's burning liquid filling your insides.

The 'nid follows suit, and your mouth is boiling over with it's thick bright green slime.

"Ahh, that's better..." Lycheria moans as she withdraws her force, you can feel excess plasma leaking from your hatch and dripping down your leg.

"Your turn, boys." She snaps her fingers.

And the noise marines start to move in, still playing their horrific tune.

"BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!!!!"

Papa I have been meaning to ask but haven't been able to catch any of the threads before you were long gone.

Why not add a Space Marine option?
I mean, I know you said you'd be including the Partridges at some point. But, you also mentioned something about a female Ork.

I'm not asking for a giant amazonian Space Marine girl, but I'm not saying that would be a bad thing either.

We could taint her gene seed if you know what I mean.

>>17217936
Not a female space marine.
But the Partridges steal glory.

yfw you realize right before Max gets some, a Partridge will shove him out of the way and "steal his glory"

>>17217932
>BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!!!!

This get me every time.
So when will max "hips start moving on their own"?

>>17217936
...I'll consider it if it's something that the vast majority of /tg/ would actually want I guess. But to be honest I kinda have some semblance of a story laid out and it doesn't include a female space marine. I could try to work one in if people are really adamant about it.

I'm just not sure how I could write her to be different enough than the other two imperial girls already in the story, not to mention Helena and her friends.

The female Ork option will be fun, and I know it's completely against all fluff (though really, isn't most of what's in these threads?).

I guess I was still thinking that female spess muhreens were something /tg/ hated almost on the same level as furries.

>>17217951
Defcon 1 cockblocking.

Do the Partridges know any shame?

>>17217974
The Ork option is already too weird for me.
i don't think my body would handle the female space marine

>>17217951

Oh no, I knew that from the very beginning.

When the tales are told of Max's sexual exploits and conquests. They won't be of a lowly Guardsmen, or a valient Commissar.

They will be of the Partridges and they glorious sexual conquest of all of Yagis V.

I have accepted this.

A noise marine plunges into every one of your holes, none of them seeming to care about two of them already being filled to the brim with a sticky mess.

Your mind breaks as they take no mercy on you.

Hell.

This is hell.

But you love it.

"Oh Emprah yess, fill me with all of your taint of chaos!!!" You scream.

>>17217977
Partridges have no shame.

ONLY MAGNIFICENT GLORY

>>17217974

Are you a bad enough dude to create one that wouldn't be universally despised?

Taunting aside, you've told an amazing and enjoyable story so far. My musings are my own, and it was just a thought I had and wanted to pass to you.

No worries with whatever you do my friend. I'll be here either way.

Speaking of which, when is the next one?

>>17218013
I'm hoping to shoot a thread in some time this weekend, really hoping its after a successful hunt. If I do figure out a day and this thread is still alive by the time I do, I'll post it here.

As for the fem marine, I might make a poll in the next thread about it and see how /tg/ reacts. Still, there are already several girls who haven't had their first thread yet so I'm hesitant to add any more.

The noise marine's song becomes more chaotic and frantic as they climax.

An assault from all sides, you aren't sure if your body can take it.

Flamers and plasma cannons erupt, and by the time their furious assault ends, you are left leaking and bound with but a single wound remaining.

"Poor little Maxima, don't think you're done just yet..." Lycheria laughs as she flips you over and re-binds your hands and feet.

>>17218045
Don't add anything more until we've done at least 2-3 of our existing options. Pun intended.

>>17218082
yeah it wouldn't be for a while if anything.

I almost didn't add the 2nd-thread options since there were still so many left over first threads that hadn't been picked yet, but I did anyways and it's worked out fairly well so far.

>>17218079
you know, if anything this thread has been pretty DEldar-ish

>>17218079
Lycheria seems to be more sadistic than the Dark Eldar

So guys, how do you think it's going to end?
i'm thorn between TsundEreldar and our Khornette

Next thread is Saturday at 5pmish.

>>17218351
Sounds good, will you be continuing over christmas or are you going to take a break?

>>17218431
Well I'm going to be fishing. A lot. But ill try to have at least a few threads between the 20th and the 30th.

>this. fucking. thread.

I have a morbid curiousity to know how much porn, how many elit stories, and how many H games papa N has seen.

>>17218677
All of it.