rolled 12 = 12

Time to join a motorcycle gang and travel the American southwest, now that you've embraced your newfound freedom.

Your assumption about the floor and spiders quickly proved to be premature, as you soon encountered another spider inside a turned over bucket. After some awkward waving you found yourself a mate.


You and your mate are currently sitting inside the turned over bucket. There is a fresh breeze of air coming from somewhere behind the nearby toolbox. You hear commotion and loud banging noises coming from outside. What do you do?

>>17422152

But you are too tiny to drive a motorcycle!

rolled 18 = 18

>>17422169
I suppose it's time to find a quiet place to brood over your requited motorcycle-based fantasies, then.

Alternately, scope out this new frontier of adventure. What else is there to do in your new kingdom? perhaps there's a ransacking horde behind that toolbox ready to attack your bucket kingdom?

Are there rules or guidelines to posting, OP? Also, do we know anything of the setting? Is it modern, high/low fantasy, post-apocalyptic, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKxqJQPyS8

>>17422225

Post suggestions to what to do, and I will draw them. Keep in mind though, you are a spider, so that limits you somewhat.
I won't go overly realistically for the sake of keeping things interesting, otherwise this would be pretty boring quest.
The spiders, and some other insects are intelligent enough so you can interact with them in other ways than fleeing or eating them, but other than that, the setting is moder earth basically. Just from spider's point of view.

>>17422154

Let's investigate that noise, maybe it's a friendly (if loud) neighbor. Or food. Or both!

>>17422214

Your "kingdom" consists currently just from this bucket, and even it, technically belongs to your mate.
Your experience as a spider is currently limited to the table above you and the ground under it.

>Event:

The loud banging intensifies momentarily and some pieces of wood fall nearby.

>>17422302

The banging comes from outside of the shack, I should have specified that. You don't currently know a way out of the shack.

>>17422303
Quickly, grab the wood! It will be valuable for fortifying your bucket fortress and protecting your mate.

>>17422315
Someone's collapsing the sky! Find a way out, pronto!

>>17422329

You and your mate inspect the pieces of wood.
The one with the curious pointy thing is far too heavy for you to carry, but the smaller splinters on the other hand are light enough.

>>17422372

You inform your mate about the fear that someone might be collapsing the very sky, and that you should get outside immediately. He finds your womanly fears to be unfounded, and silly.
How could anyone bring down the sky? There is nothing big enough to do that!

Bring the splinters to the bucket.

Gather the splinters and find a way to make fire: self destruct the shed, if all else fails.

>>17422581
You bring the splinters to your home.
What now?

>>17422623
investigate noise.

>>17422623
Ditch mate because he has no brain.

>>17422617

You attempt to make fire by poking the sticks together.
You are not entirely sure what fire even is, but the idea seems neat.
Your mate on the other hand seems to be quite confused about what you are doing.

>>17422726
give up on the fire and make yourself a little sweater of silk

Make some neat web designs.

>odiesys teachings
teach us, captcha

>>17422654

The banging noise has actually stopped. There is still sounds of commotion coming from the outside though.

>>17422659
Are you sure?
You have only been together for like 5 minutes. Though you were perhaps rather too eager to mate with him in the first place.
One thing to not is that your species form tight knit family groups for the protection of the young.

>>17422759
We met him 5 minutes ago, the likelihood of us having children right now is low

>>17422750

You sew a neat little sweater. It is nice and comfy, but it unfortunately covers almost half of your eyes.
Your mate seems eve more confused about your unspiderlike behavior.
He says he will use the wood you collected to reinforce the net so you may lie your eggs there.
>>17422751
You aren't really a web making spider. Witch is weird, seeing that you have the skills to make a silk sweater. You could try, but most suitable location for a web inside the bucket is already taken by your mate's net.

>>17422809

About that.... You actually mated already. It is very likely that you are carrying eggs. In retrospect, you were extremely easy lay. You even started the mating dance, even though the males are supposed to do it.
(Blame horny fa/tg/guys)

Ignore thoughts to leave mate, after all, he does have a point. The sky being removed, how did we even get this idea? Better to put it out of are minds, and work on building our new home.

>>17422873
size up the mate, determine if you could take him in a fight, and whether he would be worth it to eat after the egg laying is complete.

>>17422873
God. Fucking. Dammit.

>>17422873
Aren't we supposed to eat him?

>>17422751
i swear to god i pictured an adorable little spider sitting at a computer making web pages.

>>17422906

In hindsight, maybe the idea of sky falling on us was pretty stupid. Your mate is probably correct. There couldn't be anything so large that it could bring down the sky.
You join him in the nest construction.
What would you like to ad to the net?
>Food storage.
>Egg chamber.
>Hanging sticky hunting lines.
>Hiding place.
>Something else.

>>17422917
>>17422998

Your mate is about your size, so attacking him could be risky. You aren't even sure if you should eat him. You never saw your father, but your mother always said that a wasp took him, not that she ate him.

>>17423051
>a wasp took him

That cheating bastard. He had such a nice mate but nooooo, he had to go for the exotic.

>>17423051

Expanding on the web additions.
The chambers (storage, egg and hiding place) can be fortified with the food splinters that you collected, making them more resilient to damage. You also need to produce the silk for them, but this consumes your protein reserves.
You currently have about 75% of your protein reserves . Making a chamber costs 30 protein, while simply expanding the web costs 10, and the hunting lines 5.

>>17423051
construct food storage to begin with. Then explain to your mate that soon you will be the head of a powerful spider empire. He will be your consort and protector.

I remember that thread.

Use the silk and splinters to craft spider armor for your mate.

>>17423051
A wasp is fine too, I guess.

Are we sure we've got eggs incoming. Being different species of spiders and all that.

Anyway, let's add hunting lines.

>>17423096
does our mate have the same silk resource. As in, is he able to create silk and have his own protein storage?

>>17422214
wat da fuck does a spider know about fantasy genres

Nigga you fuckin' slow

Spiders ain't know shit about no damn high/low fantasy or post-apocalyptic scenarios

You straight retarded, b

Swearta God, if youse a spider, ain't no damn difference in the world-hold on, I gotta catch my breath laughin at this simple nigga

>>17423128

A motocycle isn't a fantasy genre, you punk-ass nigga. A motocycle is a specific dream, of riding a mothafuckin' motocycle. Reading comprehension, dawg. Get some.

>>17423128
By SpiderGod's eight mighty legs, we know that motorcycles exist and that we are too small for them but some day we WILL ride.

>>17423096

And you obliviously restore your proteins by eating. And because you work with your mate, the protein costs are halved.

>>17423099
You construct a storage with your mate. Your spend 15 protein, as does your mate. You also make hunting lines, spending 5 protein. You currently 55% of your proteins while your mate has 45%.

You also inform your mate about your future plan. He responds with a puzzled/ amused look and says that what ever floats your boat is fine with him.
>>17423115
Your mate has his own protein reserves.
>>17423112
You are actually the same species. Other wise he wouldn't have responded to your mating dance, and wouldn't have perhaps eaten you.
>>17423110
Your mate is unwilling to partake in your weird unspiderelike experiments

>>17423193
begin work on the SpiderCycle!

>>17423217
does exploring spend any amount of protein?

CHECK OUR SPINNERETTES, JUST ONE MORE TIME.

We spun a web, gotta make sure we didn't get any gunk in there.

>>17423217
CHECK OUR SPINNERETTES, JUST ONE MORE TIME.

We spun a web, gotta make sure we didn't get any gunk in there.

Why have we not mated with and then devoured the male yet?

>>17423259

We've already mated with him, and we didn't devour him because we're not that kind of spider. PAY ATTENTION.

>>17423227
Exploring and generally living spends your energy.
Because keeping count of energy costs of your every action would become complicated, I will simply state the general amount you have and when it is so low you'll need to eat soon.
Right now your energy 4/5

>>17423273
start conversing with our mate. Ask him about his life, where he's from. Are there other spiders? do they know about the Tablers?

>>17423284
Yes.

Then kill him, digest him from the inside, and suck up his liquefied guts so that we will have enough food and energy to lay our eggs, after which we will die.

>>17423306
dont do this. Veto! Veto!

>>17423322
I veto your veto!

Don't kill him.

>>17423236
>>17423249

Oh /tg/, you and your bug fetishes.

You check your spinnerets very throughly. No gunk anywhere.
>>17423284
After that, you start talking with your mate.
He tells you that his ancestors have lived on this floor for generations. He is the last one though. After the great can fell and flooded their burrow. The survivors scattered. Some of them said they would find better places on top of the large table, but his mother fled with him and his few siblings to this can. Then the great long monster ate them.

>>17423306
Dying doesn't sound nice, and besides, why would you eat your only help in raising your young?

>>17423439
>The great long monster
>DAT FUKKEN CENTIPEDE
Our new quest is to slay the beast, and become the hero this shed deserves.

>>17423439
tell him that you encountered a great long monster as well. Reassure him that you will keep your young safe.
Maybe we can take a trip to his anscestral land?

>>17423439
Isn't a web in a bucket rather suboptimal? It's not like a lot of stuff will fly through there.

Can we build a secondary web in a better position?

>>17423439
After your children are born, you will all search for the rest of his family, building your spider army.

Maybe, but we aren't the hero the shed needs right now.

>>17423483
Recognizing the creature he described, you swear that you'll protect your young from it, and if possible you'll slay it.
Your mate admires your foolhardy courage, but says that it is unwise to attack such a dangerous creature.
>>17423496
He says that his mother said that the old home of his family is located under the white sticky pond of death. He never was there, as he hatched only after the exodus.
>>17423499
He says that he heard that his mothers sister was one of those who moved moved to the table after the catastrophe, others moved to the large shelfs opposite of the table.
>>17423505
You are a jumping spider. This isn't an actual hunting web. It is more like a nest.

Your mate is also curious about your past, what shall you tell him?

>>17423638
Tell him the truth. About your father and the wasp, and about your mother.

>>17423638
did we just bang or cousin?
Spidercest.

>>17423654

You tell him that for as long as you can remember, you and your mother lived inside that can. You tell how your father was taken by a wasp, and you tell how one day after mom came back from a hunting trip, she laid a bunch of eggs, and shortly after kicked you out.

She never delved in the past, so you have no idea about your ancestors.

>>17423768
Let us revel in each other's presence, doing a short dance before we begin the search for a reliable source of food and water. The great hunt will have to wait until we have a strong home.

>>17423704
What!
No! Of course not!
.....maybe... Oh god!
(Again, blame the first thread and the horny fa/tg/uys whose first action when they encountered your current mate was to bang him. No questions asked.)

>>17423799
Indeed.
Inform our consort that we shall search for food and water, for soon our empire will grow.
Also, we now speaking using the Royal We, at all times.

Captcha: nice. tedenol
Captcha has spoken, we bestow the name of Tedenol on our consort!

Suggest we snuggle with mate while contemplating what we do next.

Also ask him about potential food sources.

>>17423799
You do a quick happy waving dance with your mate. You then tell him that you will start searching for reliable food and water sources. He reminds you that the bucket has few pools of water between it's "ribs", but he agrees that hunting would be in order.
>>17423836
You inform him that he shall henceforth be know as Tedenol.
He is a little surprised, as he had a name of his own, but shrugs and inquiries what your name is.

>>17423936
My name is Bibi

>>17423936
Ermmm. we should ask for his name. You know, the one he had before we named him Tedenol.

>>17423936
>name

>>17423950
I'm okay with this.

Blush shyly and mutter how you should probably learn the name of your babydaddy. Ask him his name, I-It's not like you gave him a new name because you like him or anything! B-Baka Spider!

>>17423987
MoeSpider-chan

What the FUCK does he need to know my name for? You're just a sperm packet and MRE rolled into one, fuckfang.

The trouble with having /tg/ control a character is that you end up with a really bad case of MPD.

I'll mother-fuck you, AND, bite your goddamn head off!

>>17424014

We don't actually say this, and tell him our name. We want to get along with our dear little mate.

>>17423987

Seconding with tackle/hug/glomph/snuggle.

Also ask about potential food sources.

>>17424028
And a majority of those personalities have Aspergers.

>>17423915
You snuggle while contemplating your next actions. He informs that there are usually quite large cockroaches hiding under the hose pile, or just wandering about. There are also those weird things with long legs and tiny bodies in the dark corners, but they are barely worth eating.
>>17423950
You tell him that you are Bibi.
He stares at you blankly for a moment, and then says that it the name is perfectly fine.
>>17423967
His mother called him Dorpou. He assures you however that he is perfectly fine with the name you gave him.

>>17424046
can the two of us take down a cockroach and bring it back here?
How long until it's egg-laying time?

>>17424046
Fuck. We'll cooperate for not--but I'm puttin' you on NOTICE. One false move, one hint of betrayal, and I'll devour your goddamn ganglia and smile doing it.

>>17424058
>can the two of us take down a cockroach and bring it back here?

Unless they're those freaky Madagascar cockroaches, we can probably take one each. Common cockroaches are pretty small.

OK! Hunting it is then.

Lets do this as a team, he knows the area.

>>17424046
HNNNNNNNNNNG...
Search for some smaller cockroaches, and attack them together.

>>17424081
Them sumbitches are fast though, we'll have to ambush it. Perhaps if we can construct some sort of rudimentary lathe...

>>17424089
>Lets do this as a team, he knows the area.

Great idea. We might even take down larger prey, using pack tactics.

What? You say spiders don't hunt in packs? We are a new generation! We will reform spider ways and strengthen the bonds of spider community! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

>>17424058
Dorpou/Tedenol assures you that he alone, could take down a dozen of those puny cockroaches. Together no cockroach can stand in your way.

You can feel some strange lumps already forming inside you, but you are not ready to lay your eggs.

>>17424134
We'll see...

>>17424134
"Alright Tedenol-kun! Let's get some yummy roaches!"
let's set off to the tubing for some roaches. Avoiding the sticky lake of death, of course.

I wonder how long until Dorpou gets... concerned. About his mate's lack of stability, if you know what I mean.

There have been all maner of quest threads as of late, but I never thought I would see a Spider quest.

>>17424134
Hunt for some roaches.

>>17424089
>>17424097
>>17424115

You move towards the hose pile.
Dorpou informs you that the cockroaches are hiding deep under the pile when it is day. They only come out at nights.
They are hard to find, but they generally can't flee if found. The one thing to watch however is their bite, while not poisonous, it is powerful. You should remember that they are still quite strong opponents.

>>17424188
I think about the time we seriously try to build ourselves a motorcycle.

Don't Daddy Long Legs actually hunt and kill other spiders?

>>17424199
Check to see if we are still wearing the sweater.

Here we are. Under this pile our prey waits, Dorpou proclaims. He seems to be filled with some sort of exited glee.
Do we jump to the darkness?

>>17424210
The sweater had to go, firstly because it blocked the majority of our eyesight, and secondly because of dorpou's disapproval.
>>17424188
Your curious antics have only so far slightly concerned him.

>>17424290
INTO THE BREACH, CHARGE!

>>17424290
Stalk in slowly. To dive is to invite death. We are faster and more powerful than our prey, so we have all the time in the world.

>>17424315
Indeed. Our new empire wil not be formed on headless charges. Let us take our time, and enjoy this.

>>17424315
This

You slowly descend under the piles.
Dopou moves on top of one tube to spot for possible prey.
Clearly audible chirping can be heard everywhere.
You can't see very well. Dorpou says that you need to hunt by feeling the movements of the prey, as eyesight won't be much of help here.
What do you do?

>>17424422
We close our eyes, and instead open our ninth, inner eye. Focus our Spider Chakra, we attempt to feel the auras or the roaches around us, and prepare to jump to one of them.

Get trained up

Follow his instructions - feel around

>>17424422
Make a blindfold out of silk and wrap it around our eyes. Take spider-sensei's advice and leap upon the first prey creature we sense.

We haven't hunted a great deal yet. we will need to be careful due to lack of experience. If possible target prey with smaller faster movement than larger slower movement.

>>17424422
let out a length of silk with a sticky blob on the end. spin it around as we venture deeper so we hopefully hit one of the roaches with it and tangle it

>>17424463
>Make a blindfold out of silk and wrap it around our eyes.

Why? The darkness covers enough. Total blindness does not strengthen our sense of touch; better to leave it as is and not waste silk.

And anyway, maybe we'll get lucky and spot something. We use all of our senses; one might be more useful than another at the moment, but there is no need to discard any altogether.

>>17424440
>>17424463
these.

>>17424440

You attempt to do that, and it works! Sort of...
Turns out that your body is covered in relatively sensitive hair, that allows you to feel vibrations in the air and the ground around you, giving you ability to "feel" movement on in short radius around you.

>>17424440
Yes, follow your Guru's advice, and begin to channel the essence of your ancestors. Only in this manner will you achieve true enspiderment.

>>17424508
Does that mean we can't shave our legs without impeding our ability to hunt?

Bummer.

>>17424472
my post still applies. So resubmitting.

You move slowly towards the source of the chirping.
You can feel vibrations to your, right, slightly farther in the left, above you and small tingling from the further ahead.
Do you attack, if so what target?

>>17424655
Spring on the one to the right while shouting "Eight-legged Exploding Carapace Technique!"

go right

We know where our mate is, right?

( Also he must be in heaven - holy shit she does all the work!?! )

>>17424707
Yeah, you are pretty sure where he is. He is probably watching somewhere behind you.
>>17424701
"Eight-legged Exploding Carapace Technique!"
"What?"
Bam!
Crash!

drive them out so our mate can ambush them

>>17424946

"What, oh.. If you like me that much you could just say it."

The noises you made alarmed some of the nearby creatures.

Apologize and explain you are new to this. Ask if he can lead by example and show us how to detect prey properly.

Um open our eyes?

What did we just pounce on?

Oh, right, never mind.

Best let him give it a try and take notes

>>17425005
correction I just realized it's probably another spider. Let's recruit!

>>17424946
Time to do like Kenshiro and ATATATATATATATATATA

>>17425005
>>17424956
>>17425036

After apologizing, he tells you that maybe it is better if he does the actual pouncing.
"You just go there, and wail around a little, some of those dumb things is bound to come this way in their attempt to escape, and then, I will attack."

>>17424971
Turn around, walk away and say, "You are already dead."

>>17425057
He is your mate alright.

well we know we're good at making noise.

charge in then

>>17425083
Bound ahead, flailing limbs, and screaming, "Behold, roaches, I am Bibi, herald of your DOOM! GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR!"

rolled 99 = 99

>>17425148

>>17425148
"Behold, roaches, I am Bibi, herald of your DOOM! GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR!"
You charge blindly in to the darkness, flailing your arms around. You hear the chirping intensifying, and you feel movement all around you.

>>17425200
> >>17425148
>
Time to jump to safety. Can we jump straight up and hold on to the ceiling?

>>17425200
Pounce on the one behind you slightly to your left!

>>17425200
Laugh maniacally and yell, "Your end is nigh roaches! Repent! And your death shall be merciful!"

>>17425200
Let's try to capture a roach or two.
Animal husbandry is the first step to global domination.

>>17425228
You aren't in any danger, at least to your knowledge. Your crazed howling scared the cockroaches away.
>>17425241
Too late. Dorpou struck already.
>>17425242
"Your end is nigh roaches! Repent! And your death shall be merciful!"
"No need for that anymore" Dorpou yells back. "We already got one!"

>>17425261
I vote we file that idea under
>"deal with it later"
At least until we are positive we aren't in life threatening danger at the moment

>>17425306
"Kyaaa~ You are so cool!"
Also, try catching another one.

>>17425314
You ask if you should get another one.
"Sure, why not? You want to catch one yourself this time, or will you stay here and guard the first catch?"

(did 4chan die for everyone else?)

>>17425423
Yeah, for a little bit.

>>17425423
>(did 4chan die for everyone else?)

Not today, but cloudfare has been giving me problem for the last week or so.

>>17425429

good to know that it wasn't just me then.

>>17425423
Catch one yourself.

>>17425423
Let's try to catch one ourselves. Shall we have our mate drive one out for us?

>>17425423
Sheepishly say, "I can catch one by myself. I-It's n-not like I n-need you or anything!"

>>17425495
That's probably a good idea, I posted that as a bit of a joke anyway.

You inform Dorpou that you'll be handling this one yourself.
He is unconvinced, and still offers to do it for you.
"I can catch one by myself. I-It's n-not like I n-need you or anything!" you blurb out nervously.
"We'll see" he replies smugly.

You begin to stalk one of the cockroaches. You can feel it moving nervously before you. You prepare to pounce.
>Roll 1d10 for successful attack.
Number to beat 6
The first roll will apply.

rolled 7 = 7

>>17425570

>>17425570

Forgot the pic.

rolled 8 = 8

>>17425570
"Thorian Web Attack!"

>>17425570

rolled 7 = 7

>>17425639
dammit forgot my roll

>>17425576

Success!
You manage to pounce the cockroach and inject your deadly neourotoxin to its body. It dies within moments.
Dorpou watches approvingly.
"Good, to see that you learn quick."

>>17425667
Drag the corpse back to nest for Delicious liquid innards dinner.

rolled 4 = 4

>>17425708
Use the leftover's to make Dorpou a delicious bento.

You have caught two cockroaches. One big and one medium sized.

>>17425708
Simply dragging them along is easier said than done. Although you both have the strength to carry one alone, it will take time and energy.
Together, you could move one corpse quicker, but that leaves the remaining one unguarded.

So what will you do?

>>17425754
Both at once; it'll give us time to enjoy each other's company. The hunt was successful, and there will be much dancing once we return to our web.

Cat lips all around.

>>17425754
Invent the wheel. Barring that, share the smaller one here, then drag the big one together back home.

>>17425754
My vote is we both grab the larger corpse and haul it back as quickly as possible.

We have no idea what the other roaches will do once they find their nut sacks.

>>17425754
Carry the big one together. If the smaller one gets stolen, we can always hunt more.

>>17425754
Take turns guarding and feeding on the medium roach. Drag the large roach back.

>>17425754

The distance is not too far. Bind the other corpse with sticky silk to an object or the floor, thus forcing any other predator to get past the mess before getting at it. This way we can pull the big corpse with the two of us, and come back. If anybody would try to eat the other corpse they'd have to work through the sticky mess, meaning they'd still be there with it when we come back, allowing us to kill the impetuous thief.

>>17425781
This.

>>17425793
Also, we can recover the protein spent in the binding by eating the silk when we come back, just as spiders do when moving their webs.

Again, multiple viable plans.
What will you do?
>Carry them both.
>Eat the smaller one here, carry big one home.
>Leave the smaller one, carry big one together.

Roll 1d10 for your suggestion.
The highest one out of first 3 will be choses, unless it is something completely idiotic or trolling.

Eat the smaller one here, carry big one home.

rolled 4 = 4

>Invent the wheel. Barring that, share the smaller one here, then drag the big one together back home.

>>17425781
Pretty much this.

>>17425826
This >>17425765

rolled 5 = 5

>>17425826
Drag the small one into the open and watch from our bucket what kind of creatures eat from it. Just to know what predators are around us.

Carry the big one home.

rolled 5 = 5

>>17425837
Damn it, mistyped the dice.

rolled 1 = 1

>>17425851
No dice. Fuck :V

rolled 1 = 1

>>17425873
GOT DAMN

>unless it is something completely idiotic or trolling.

So inventing the wheel is out?

>>17425854
>>17425855

Dam, two fives. Well, I'll combine these.

You decide to eat the smaller one here, and leave it's scraps somewhere were you can observe would be predators living here. You will then drag the big one home.

>>17425904
Back to the web!

rolled 7 = 7

>>17425904
A HAPPY COMPROMISE!

>>17425916
To the Spiderbucket!

>>17425903

You can come up with the idea, but you can't conjure one up from thin air. Making a wheel requires proper tools and materials.

You drag the big one home, after one of you went and placed the scraps from the smaller one within seeing distance from your bucket.

>>17426007
Wrap it, make sure it's nice and tight, and then go and retrieve the smaller one. Before we reach it, however, be sure to grab some water.

>>17426040
One day spiderkind will master the mysteries of the circle.

>>17426007
Go home, have babies.

>>17426076
Alas, in these dark days, the secrets of the circle are as lost to spiders as the the secrets of the pyramid are to man. If only those fanatics hadn't of burned the Great Library of Spideria.

The cockroach is in the safety of your comfy bucket, ready to be eaten. What will you do with it?
>>17426040
Sorry, but the ball idea was posted after I had already picked the suggestion to follow, and drawn the next scene.
>>17426053
The smaller one has already been eaten. It's remains have been spread nearby so you may observe what potential threats live here.

>>17426150
But there's no mystery concerning how the pyramids were built...

>>17426161
Keep it for now.

>>17426163
Mainstream scientist detected.

>>17426163

>>17426161
By the way the energy and protein reserves of your both have been replenished because you ate the smaller one.
You have 5/5 of your energy, and 90% of your proteins.
Dorpou has 5/5 energy and 80% proteins.

>>17426225
Add an egg chamber and hiding place to the web.

>>17426225
Poor Dorpou-kun needs to eat more, or he'll whither away.

>>17426256
Agreed, we must protect the brood.

>>17426173

You weave a protective web around the cockroach and place it under your web nest, as it is rather too heavy to be suspended in your web.

>>17426309
Tie a few thin strands from the corpse to our place in the net. If anything tries to touch it, we'll feel it through our natural security system. In addition, we must begin making room for the kids.

>>17426309
Weave a matress to cover the entrance to the Spiderbucket. If anyone wants to walk in, we'll notice. And should the centipede come, it'll be easy to tell given how many times it'll have to step on it.

>>17426350
Mattress to cover the ground, that is.

Since Webbing is our main tool for building, we should practice crafting stronger webbing. Like weaving the strands together if need be. We could do this practice whole making the shelter for our young.

>>17426327
We should also contact our mother and and inform her she's going to be a grandma now! Also plan a baby shower, and maybe start nagging Dorpou to get a real job, his bachelor days are numbered now that he's an expecting father.

This is the most horrifying thread in the history of /tg/...

Just beyond all those 40k threads.

>>17426401
What is your reasoning, sir?

>>17426401
I assume you weren't here for the Trap spam?

>>17426256
>>17426275

You ad the egg chamber and hiding place to the net. Your both expend 30 protein.

You also do these:
>>17426327
>>17426350

The mattress consumes 40 protein from both of you, as it is a large area to cover. You now have 20 protein, Dorpou has 10.

>>17426422
Dorpou, do you want to meet my mother? We have to break the news.

>>17426422

Time to eat the big one.

>>17426422
Recover protein from the cockroach corpse. Sit down for a nice meal together.

>>17426422
Have checked our spinnerets lately? Cleanliness is next to Lolth-ness.

>>17426446
didn't mother tell you that if you keep doing that you'll go blind and be eaten by your younger siblings?

>>17426515
Puritan lies along with the whole, "Only males start the mating dance." What's the worst that could happen, we sleep with our 1st cousin?

>>17426515
I'm sorry but I agree with
>>17426446
We need to remain in peak physical shape to survive in this harsh shed.

and we don't exactly have much equipment to maintain.

You share the big cockroach with Dorpou.
What a happy couple.

I am afraid that I'll have to end this session here. The clock is over 3 am here where I live, and I need some sleep.
I will continue this tomorrow if you are interested, starting somewhere between 10-14 server time.

If you got any feed back, I am able to respond briefly before I hit the bunk.

>>17426587
That was fun OP, have a good night!

>>17426587
>I will continue this tomorrow if you are interested

Yes, please.

>I am able to respond briefly before I hit the bunk.
Could you include some kind of skill system so we can upgrade our spider?

>>17426601

Thanks!
Spider dreams!

Amusing little quest and a fun start. Thank you for picking it back up and seeing the posting issues thru.

>>17426587
Cheers, been fun.

>>17426604
Like Web Spinning? I don't think we need a system, it's not like there's a lot of thing to keep track of. If we hunt alot we'll get better and hunting and OP is keeping track of that without a skill system.

>>17426604

I will try to figure something out.
What kind of skill improvement system would you like?
Note that I am reluctant to actually alter the biology of the spider, so now wings or other mutations sprouting up suddenly.

>>17426587
Thanks OP.
Good quest over all, no complaints or questions here.

>>17426626
>What kind of skill improvement system would you like?

We could start with small stuff. More efficient fangs, better venom, the ability to make ourselves really flat to fit through small cracks or better jumping ability.

More insane stuff but mildly believable stuff like chameleon-like skin could come much later.

I hate to ask, but do you guys think this is archive worthy?
If I continue this, it would be kinda useful to have the previous threads somewhere.
I don't even know exactly how one archives threads.

>>17426662
Up tp you really. Not a lot to forget but since the first was archived, may as well continue.

>>17426657

I think something along those line could work, except maybe for the chameleon skin, as it isn't really even necessary for a creature of your size, and again, I try to keep this at least semi realistic.

>>17426662
Everything on /tg/ gets archived here: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/

But yeah, it was a very enjoyable thread. So I'll archive it.

>>17426662
It's already been archived.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html

The interface includes instructions, if you want to archive your threads yourself in the future.

Too late, the deed is done.

( Managed to do it this time without tag screw ups. )

>>17426662
Somebody already did that:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17422141

>>17426685

Alright then, thanks. I would do it myself, bu I am afraid that I would fuck something up.
Much appreciated.
This being my first quest, that I have actually wanted to make for a while now, getting such a warm reception is very encouraging.
Thanks to all who participated. I really need to get some sleep now.

This quest went to some weird, hilarious places.
I raise my glass to OP then hurl it to the ground to signify my joy.