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    233 KB Warhammer 40k: Heretical Love Part XV Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)13:32 No.17503191  
    I apologize for being late, something unexpected came up.


    Page with previous threads: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heretical_Love

    Twitter: HereticalLoveQ

    You wake up from what feels like a long hibernation, and try to stretch out but find it difficult.

    Opening your eyes, you notice you are rather entangled as it were.

    Ailia’s eyes have a mischievous glint as she stares down at you, a slight smirk across her tantalizing lips.

    “It would appear that I’ve caught you off-guard Commissar.”

    You adjust yourself a bit, but Ailia remains in her position, straddling you.

    “So you have, but unfortunately for you, I’m better at close combat.”

    Ailia grins.

    “Indeed, which is why I grabbed these.”


    You didn’t notice her left hand, which has now clasped a pair of cuffs over your own.

    “Now be a good boy and give me your other hand…”

    You don’t object as she snares your other hand, and you find yourself bound underneath an alarmingly cute xeno.

    Ailia beams down at you triumphantly.

    “I didn’t peg you as being into this sort of thing.” You taunt her playfully.

    She flicks a strand of hair out of her face. You notice it looks like it’s shorter now, her brother must have cut it when she was asleep.

    “Well I did say I’d show you some Tau customs, didn’t I?”
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:35 No.17503208
    Papa-N! Fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:36 No.17503211
    Hertical Love? FUCK YES
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    >You didn’t notice her left hand, which has now clasped a pair of cuffs over your own.

    Is it even possible for you to disappoint, Papa?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:41 No.17503237
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    >Heretical Love Part XV
    >> Hunter 01/11/12(Wed)13:43 No.17503250
    After missing this thread every time up until now due to work or lack of intarwebs, I finally stand upon the peaks overlooking the wonder that is....
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:49 No.17503274
    >Heretical love
    OH YES
    >tau smut
    OH YES
    fuck this shit
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)13:49 No.17503279
    You don’t protest as she slides your shirt up and undoes your belt.

    “After all,” Ailia hums.

    “You did help me find my brother.”

    “Well, it’s not like I did a whole lot…” You shrug.

    You jump slightly as Ailia’s warm hand grabs hold of your krak missile.

    Ailia’s face contorts slightly as she guides it in, a mixture of pleasure, pain, and confusion.

    “You alright?” You ask genuinely.

    “I uh… Well us members of the fire caste… I’ve never done this.” She finally admits.

    It doesn’t seem to stop her as the two of you move into base to base combat.

    As cool as the cuffs are, you find yourself yearning to grab hold of the slightly panicked Tau girl. Lured perhaps by her thick hips.

    After several minutes of simply sitting there adjusting, Ailia finally starts to move.

    Its nearly too much for you to handle.

    You thought she was trying to act dominant, what with the handcuffs and all. However you soon find out she is anything but.

    She grabs you as she grinds herself around, eventually hugging you tightly around the middle. Seems like she's started to enjoy herself at least.

    The assault continues for over an hour, during which she finally releases your hands and you take over.

    At the end of it, both of you lay on the cold floor of the ship, breathing hard.

    “Hey… Humans and Tau can’t…”

    “I don’t think so, but as much as you shot out…” Ailia giggles.

    The two of you decide to get dressed before a Grey Knight finds you, pops a rage boner, and kills the both of you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:50 No.17503288

    Well that was fun
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:52 No.17503297

    >fuck this shit

    What on earth is wrong with you? That shit is HOT.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:53 No.17503304
    I guess, if you are the average insecure nerd.
    >> Hunter 01/11/12(Wed)13:54 No.17503309
    Fun indeed. wish there could have been some ass play though, like last time.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:55 No.17503313
    fun or not, it's clearly not adapted to the tau.

    If there is one kind of girl in the galaxy that shouldn't and wouldn't be into femdom, it would be the tau girls.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)13:56 No.17503325
    Eight sits alone on the bridge of the massive Imperial ship.
    A rarity.

    Usually this kind of place is buzzing with activity, alive with noise and light and life.

    He bobs his head slightly to the tune in his headphones. What does a Vindicare listen to? Maybe you can find the answer someday.

    The cigarette in his mouth has died out, but he doesn’t seem to notice. Or perhaps he just doesn’t care.

    He looks down at Yagis V, it’s bright blue oceans alluring even from the void of space.

    “Can I get you anything kid?”

    You sit down next to Eight. He looks tired, as though he’s just gone three rounds with an Ork in a high-stakes boxing match.

    Eight shakes his head, before looking back out over the planet.

    “Don’t say much, do you?”

    Eight shrugs.

    “Depends. Quite a bit of information to process, the Emperor talking to me and all.”

    “Yeah, I know that feeling bro.”

    You notice a picture resting in front of the young Vindicare, and pick it up.

    A young couple are smiling up, holding a small baby, forever immortalized in the black and white.

    “Is that you?” You ask, setting the photo back down.


    You doesn’t press the conversation.

    Eight is more or less off in his own world…
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:56 No.17503326

    Y'say that, but it could be a counter-culture thing. The kind of stuff they'd keep to themselves.

    Kind of makes sense in a psychological way.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:57 No.17503332
    that's not the way Papa N presented it.

    But okay, fair enough. Well, fair, but only if we get to rape the shit out of a dark eldar chick/daemonette at some point.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)13:58 No.17503334
    Damn you papa-n! Of all times. You made my day. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:00 No.17503342

    Vindicare smoke? Huh.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)14:00 No.17503343
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    Heretical Love? On my /tg/? Why didn't anyone tell me earlier?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:01 No.17503349

    Pahahaha. So if you found yourself in a position with a smoking hot woman who wanted to have her way with you, you'd decline and protest, huh.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)14:02 No.17503350
    Guardsman: “Help!”

    I turn.

    The guardsman reaches out for me, his face bloody and soiled from the battle.

    Too late.

    A bolt of plasma fire pierces through his chest, burning a ragged hole.

    He looks down, perplexed by this new situation, as though perhaps it was all some kind of bizarre dream. He collapses.
    I didn’t really know him, I don’t get to know any of them. They never seem to last long here.

    The rifle is heavy, but familiar now.

    Hold your breath.



    I’m rewarded with the sight of vibrant purple Tau brains splattering a nearby tree, soaking the foliage around it in the xeno’s blood.

    Sergeant: “Eight, where are you?”

    I activate my own vox.

    Eight: “On route.”

    I keep running, regaining the pace I’d had before being stopped by the guardsman.

    I’m not new to a fight. I can’t remember ever not fighting really.

    Still, this isn’t an easy one by any means.

    Two more fire warriors in my way, they turn to face me, but too slowly.

    My rifle cracks, the shots so fast the sound is deceptive, melding into a single long snap of the supersonic rounds.

    They never knew what hit ‘em.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)14:02 No.17503357
    “Hey, uh… You alright man?”

    You give Eight a light shake.

    His brow furrows and his morose blue eyes refocus.


    You don’t know what’s going through his head, but you can’t shake the feeling its nothing good.

    “Well… If you say so…”

    Figuring you’ll give the kid some space, you push yourself up and start toward the exit. Might as well go see what’s going on with Kais.

    “Hey Max.”

    You turn and look back at Eight, who is staring out the window again.

    “Yeah kid?”

    “Don’t die.”

    “Err… I’ll try my best…?”
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:04 No.17503369

    Is this the first flashback we've had in HL?

    If so...IT'S ABOUT TIME!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:05 No.17503376

    Nein, it's the second or so, there's one part where Max flashbacks about his pal Douglass
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:06 No.17503381
    Yes, because I may be an unattractive nerd, but I'm not a pussy.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:08 No.17503398

    >implying you need to be TOTALLY DOMINANT ALL THE TIME DERP to enjoy yourself

    How does being frightened by women work out for you?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:09 No.17503401
    FFS shutup and let the Heretical Love flow through you!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:11 No.17503411
    I'm not even remotely implying that. You may want to sound more credible when trolling, next time.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)14:11 No.17503412
    You continue to wander around the ship, more or less aimlessly. Though you wouldn’t mind finding a shower.

    Darkhammer emerges from a nearby hallway and the two of you stop at the sight of each other.

    “Hey, we cool?” You ask after several moments of silence.

    Darkhammer looks as though he’s mulling your question over.

    “Yes, I believe we are.” He finally nods, before offering you a canned drink out of the six-pack in his hand. You graciously accept.

    Darkhammer takes a seat at a nearby table and gestures for you to as well.

    You crack open the drink and take a sip. You don’t know what it is, but it tastes like it has twenty three flavors. Its good.

    Heavy footfalls behind you cause you to turn around, and Kais waves with his massive right hand as he walks over.

    Darkhammer looks at him for several moments, perhaps still quite unsure about having a xeno, a commander no less, on his ship.

    Kais seems like he gets the hint, but claps you on the shoulder and smiles anyways.

    “I’ve got to thank you again for reuniting me with my sister. I’d been worried she had gotten herself into more than she could handle, but I see she’s had a good friend helping her along.”

    You grin sheepishly.

    “I didn’t really do much…”

    Kais shakes his head, a bit more serious.

    “She wouldn’t have made it out of that spring alive without you. Ailia is a great warrior, but her fear of Tyranids may well have frozen her to the spot had you not been there.”

    Out of the corner of your eye, you notice Darkhammer’s eyes go wide, and his jaw drops almost comically.

    “Hey dudes… Oh! Man, can I snag one of those?” A familiar voice echoes through the ship.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:12 No.17503424
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Beers with the emperor!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:13 No.17503430
    >“Hey dudes… Oh! Man, can I snag one of those?” A familiar voice echoes through the ship.


    In b4 it's Doomrider.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:14 No.17503441
    Doomrider almost always speaks in all caps. besides, that's way too calm for him. It's the Emprah.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:17 No.17503469

    Maybe. But you know how Papa always loves to throw us curveballs.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)14:19 No.17503484
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    >inb4 Huehuehuehue
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)14:21 No.17503509
    You can’t help but smile as you turn around in your chair.

    “Sup Emps.”

    The Emperor grins as he walks forward, well his projection spirit self anyways.

    Darkhammer can’t seem to form words, fixated on the sight. You can’t blame him, your first meeting was just as shocking. Especially being dead and all.

    The Emperor reaches down and tries to grab a can, but his hand slips right through it. He frowns and looks down at the can longingly.

    “Can’t you just like, summon one or something?” You inquire.

    “Oh… I didn’t even think about that, thanks man.” A can pops into the Emperor’s hand, and he brightens up as he takes a drink.

    “E-e-Emprah?” Darkhammer finally spits, before leaping up and then kneeling to the ground.

    The Emperor waves his hand, already mid-sip.

    “C’mon dude, no need to be all awkward and whatnot. Let’s just chill.”

    Darkhammer looks completely perplexed.

    “I… Er…”

    But he stands back up and sits back down, his eyes fixated on his god, as though he might disappear at any moment.

    “There you go dude, no crazy shit here. Just a couple bros sharing a drink.”

    Kais looks slightly confused as his gaze moves between you, Darkhammer, and the Emperor.

    “So is this your Emperor? I had thought he was in a near death state.” He comments, though not rudely.

    “Oh, my bad dude, forgot to introduce myself.” The Emperor does his best to shake Kais’s hand.

    “I’m the Emperor. Well, not in the flesh but you get it man.”

    “On behalf of the Tau, it’s nice to meet you.”

    “Same man, same. Dude, do you lift? That arm is shredded.”

    “Err… Yes, it gets quite a workout…”

    Kais and the Emperor both take a seat, and the conversation picks up as Darkhammer finally overcomes his shock.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:23 No.17503522
    >That arm is shredded

    Remembered Kais is Fap'tau :)
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    >“Err… Yes, it gets quite a workout…”
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:25 No.17503555
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)14:32 No.17503610
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    Fine, fine, you're right. Way to be modest about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:32 No.17503616
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)14:34 No.17503637
    “…and that’s my plan.” The Emperor finally concludes, having told them what he told you in the warp.

    Darkhammer nods, though you can tell it’s a massive shock to him.

    “It is an excellent plan. War is in no one’s interest.” Kais comments, looking hopeful.

    “Anyways, Darkhammer, I have use of you as well.” The Emperor suddenly seems much less carefree.

    “I am at your service, always.” Darkhammer bows his head.
    “We are going to be in for one hell of a fight here soon, and we are going to need all the help we can get.” The Emperor sits back in his chair, his eyes hard, completely different from how you’ve seen him before.

    “We are going to need as many allies as we can get. I want you to start contacting everyone you can, Astartes, other members of the Inquisition, Eldar…”

    Darkhammer nods as he takes notes, but then looks up.

    “Eldar, lord?”

    “Everyone you can. This matter concerns all.”

    “It might be difficult, Emperor. Few will believe me or my information about your cause…”

    The Emperor smiles, his eyes twinkling.

    “That won’t be a problem, I’ve got a plan. Well, Tzeentch helped me with it.” He admits.

    “The chaos god?!” Darkhammer blurts out, unable to stop himself.

    “Yeah, she and I kinda have a thing going… The chaos gods are ready to go forward with this master scheme as well, all except for one that is…”

    The Emperor sets down his drink.

    “This is all going to end, one way or another. The only question is, will it be in our favor…” He looks out the window at Yagis V.

    “…Or Malal’s…”

    A servant jumps, startled as she washes the golden throne at the feet of the Emperor.

    Did something just move?

    Impossible, she finally tells herself.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:37 No.17503662
    >we are going to need all the help we can get.
    >Did something just move?

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:37 No.17503668
    >emperor decides to be way less dead then normal
    >goes and kicks literally everybodys ass.
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/11/12(Wed)14:39 No.17503684
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    >we are going to need all the help we can get.

    Evening, brothers
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:40 No.17503692

    I love how this story is exactly like the premise of 40k itself - one huge collection of cliches rolled into something that ends up being wonderfully unique.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:42 No.17503716
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    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)14:43 No.17503720
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Tau girl: Tara Strong
    Tsunseer: Grey DeLisle
    Deldar Twins: Venus Terezo
    Khornette: Melissa Fahn
    Yandre-Cron: Dionne Quan
    Techpriestess: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Dr. Rockso
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor: Crush (Finding Nemo)
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal

    I made it!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:44 No.17503733
    >naming a cast list for this
    >implying we would be graced by the emperah.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:47 No.17503756

    Dr. Rockso is voiced by Tommy Blacha.

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:48 No.17503763
    >>eldar, lord?

    >>inb4 mind bullet training
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)14:48 No.17503765
    Thank you
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)14:53 No.17503804
    Awwwww yeah, time for some mo pimpin and love makin'
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)14:55 No.17503813
    Lol e-mail

    Prepare to get spammed
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)14:56 No.17503821
    You stand at the entrance to the drop pod, nervous.

    This isn’t something you’ve done before, and after the safety briefing by the Grey Knights, you aren’t sure it’s something you want to do at all.

    The brother captain claps you on the back, well the back of your new armor anyways.

    “Are you ready for this, brother Max?” He asks, putting his hand on your left pauldron as he gives the armor one last check-over.

    “No. I am not. At all.” You admit.

    The giant Astartes chuckles as he seems satisfied with the armor.

    “It really isn’t bad, you might even enjoy the ride.”

    You sincerely doubt that.

    The Emperor seems distant, as though concentrating on something else, as he approaches you.

    “Backup won’t be here for you instantly, and we are going to need a bit to prep our forces, so don’t do anything stupid while you’re down there.” The Emperor nods as he looks you over.

    “A fine suit of armor, it fits you well.”

    As you give your new suit another glance, you are forced to admit that it does. The Grey Knights, emboldened and seemingly made anew by the reemergence of their Emperor, had given it to you. It took them quite a while to get it to fit to your much smaller frame, but somehow they did it.

    They protested a bit when you told them to leave your left forearm out of it though, but the Knights didn’t listen. After thinking it over, and checking out the storm bolter they had attached, you were kinda ok with it. The tech marine who did the work then showed you how he had modified the left forearm, allowing you to still use the weapons housed in your arm.

    The brother captain takes something from another Knight, and hands it to you, his gaze serious.

    You can’t help but gape a bit as he places the haft of the nemesis axe in your hand.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)14:57 No.17503827
    “This weapon seems to be attuned to you, your mind, it has chosen you to wield it now. But whatever you do, don’t let the Blood Ravens get a close look at this.” He warns you.

    “It’s an ancient relic of the Grey Knights, if they find that out, you will wake up and it will be gone.”

    You nod, and swallow as you look the weapon over.

    The power emanating from it is something even you can sense.

    Ailia moves in and gives you a kiss on the cheek, maybe a bit shy with her brother in the room and all.

    “You take care, I do want to see you again.” She smiles, and you return the grin.

    Kais, now back in his own suit, shakes your hand.

    “Ailia and I are going to rally the Tau to this cause, it may be difficult but I believe they will see that it is for the greater good. I expect to see you again, intact.”

    “Same to you.”

    A tech marine looks up from his work.

    “Brothers, it is time.”
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/11/12(Wed)15:00 No.17503860
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)15:04 No.17503888
    You swallow hard as they usher you into your own drop pod.

    “Hey uh, Emperor, can’t you just teleport me again?” You ask him.

    “Not this time, busy with something…” He seems quite distant, and you notice his projection doesn’t look as defined.

    “Don’t worry, you will be fine.” The brother captain says, before closing the hatch.

    You don't feel like you are going to be fine.

    Well, too late to turn back now, where should you have this thing land…?

    [ ] Give your axe-murderer a jingle, go to the bloodbowl game.

    [ ] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.

    [ ] Dinner date on a skiff with the Dark Eldar twins, piracy on the high seas.

    [ ] Karen sent you a text, the Orks are filming a show she thinks you would enjoy.

    [ ] Try to reprogram the murderously loving Necron.

    [ ] Mika sent you a message, asking for help with some science.

    [ ] Lycheria left you a voice message, apparently the canoness wants her bike back.
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    everyone knows this is grey knight's greatest relic ; THE VERY SAME CUP WHERE EMPERAH DRANK HIS COFFEE!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)15:05 No.17503905
    [X] Give your axe-murderer a jingle, go to the bloodbowl game.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:06 No.17503909
    Try to repogram yanecron.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:06 No.17503914
    [X] Karen sent you a text, the Orks are filming a show she thinks you would enjoy.

    The greatest show on (insert planet name here)!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)15:06 No.17503916
    [ ] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.
    Gotta prepare for the coming battle... and some new shouts would be awesome too
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    Dammit, so many good options...

    [x] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:07 No.17503922

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:07 No.17503923
    [X] Try to reprogram the murderously loving Necron.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:07 No.17503924

    Lets get some piracy and some twins up in this bitch!
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/11/12(Wed)15:08 No.17503933
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    You must be confused, that's just a regular broken mug.
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)15:09 No.17503942
    [X] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.
    I concur with the Anon who said, "too many good choices."
    Aye. Eshwe barely beat out the twins and Lycheria.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:09 No.17503950

    Reprogram the Necron into an assassin sexbot.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:09 No.17503951
    Mind bullets
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)15:09 No.17503955
    >[X] Dinner date on a skiff with the Dark Eldar twins, piracy on the high seas.

    Why not? Should be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:10 No.17503960
    [X] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.
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    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)15:10 No.17503967
    We should try and get Mika to help us out with that.
    >> LOL turnovertherecord@gmail.com 01/11/12(Wed)15:12 No.17503978
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    Oh, fuck, I totally vote OP's image to be the new official cover of the WH40K 5th Edition Core Rulebook.
    >> Hunter 01/11/12(Wed)15:13 No.17503987
    Mind Bullets and Tsundere dodging!
    >> Space Wolf Brother 01/11/12(Wed)15:14 No.17503990
    > [ ] Give your axe-murderer a jingle, go to the bloodbowl game.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:14 No.17503993

    mite b cool

    Don't think Mika'll be thrilled to chill with a 'cron, though.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)15:15 No.17504005
    Just fugured we would need a tach expert, if we're going to do it, we need to do it right.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:15 No.17504009
    [ ] Give your axe-murderer a jingle, go to the bloodbowl game.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:16 No.17504015
    Mindbullet training with the tsunseer.

    Then we go to the bloodbowl game.
    Then we help Mika, who can then help us fix the Canoness' bike.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:16 No.17504018
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    sorry but seems that you are mistaken.
    see that purity seal? A REAL DEAL
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:19 No.17504033
    Tsunseer, man.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:19 No.17504034
    Mind boolets, nobody will ever outsmart them, plus maybe our head won't explode.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)15:22 No.17504072
    Looks like its an Esh thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:22 No.17504084
    Hell yeah, finally!
    >> Hunter 01/11/12(Wed)15:23 No.17504086
    Indubitably good sir. Let the mind bullets commence!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:24 No.17504096
    Mindbulleets! We need to it not asplode our brains.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:25 No.17504115
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:25 No.17504124
    It's about time.
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/11/12(Wed)15:26 No.17504132
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    I don't know brother, that looks rather...shopped
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:26 No.17504133
    We can impress her with our new inquisitorial friend. And the shiny armor.
    >> That slow typing guy !!cAsGzl185mF 01/11/12(Wed)15:28 No.17504154
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    Indeed. Mind bullets ahoy!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:29 No.17504160
    it is true that at one point it was stolen from Imperial palace and sold to the black market but brave GREY KNIGHTS RECOVERED IT AFTER YEARS OF SEARCH
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)15:29 No.17504162
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    I have been seaching for that mug........
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:32 No.17504205
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    i forgot my zoomed in picture of the mug so you can see that it really is emperor's mug
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/11/12(Wed)15:32 No.17504206
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    Ahh yes this mug is a glorious mug, is it not? Unfortunately I will not be giving this one away, for I only accept gifts
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)15:33 No.17504213
    You get the feeling that you should land on the beach, you don’t really know why, just that feel.

    Hand trembling, you punch it into the pod's controls.

    A terrible clang echoes through the small vessel. You pray that isn’t a bad noise.

    A prayer cut short, as the craft lurches forward at incredible speed.

    “I don’t like this…” You comment as the pod starts picking up even more speed.

    You feel your stomach lurch at the feeling of the sudden drop.
    “oh shit oh shit oh shit….”

    The pod finally enters the atmosphere, and you are shown a new definition of fast.


    You are plummeting downward, all you can do is hold on and keep yelling. It feels like you are going to drop forever.

    Finally the craft starts to slow, and before you can even breathe a sigh in relief, it slams hard into the sand.

    The impact might have hurt if you hadn’t been in the new armor, which you are now even more thankful to have.

    Hatches blow open with a hiss, and you squint your eyes at the bright light as you step out of the pod, incredibly happy to have survived.

    You don’t see anyone around though, which is a bit depressing. You finally let out that sigh, it’s going to be a long trek to get anywhere.

    “Nice armor, you look like a dork, mon-keigh.” Chimes a familiar voice from behind you.

    You put on a tough face and turn around.

    “My power is maximum.”
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)15:34 No.17504222
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    Retuuurn the Muuuug......
    Or suffeeeer my raaaaath
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:37 No.17504251

    Anyone else think that pic looks like a vajayjay?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:37 No.17504253
    Did Hat-chan get armored too?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:38 No.17504264
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    Cant Fucking Unsee, you asshole
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:39 No.17504265
    Not really, In my experience they don't have swords and spears held in their pubic hair.
    >> Hunter 01/11/12(Wed)15:44 No.17504324
    You get a golf clap for that, good sir. Bravo.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:44 No.17504327
    >“Nice armor, you look like a dork, mon-keigh.” >Chimes a familiar voice from behind you.
    >You put on a tough face and turn around.
    >“My power is maximum.”
    gotta be one of the best set of lines ever.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)15:50 No.17504392
    Esh doesn’t look impressed.

    “Sure it is.”

    “Allow me to demonstrate…” You smirk.

    “…fus…” You whisper quietly, with just a trickle of energy.
    The wind whips up the skirt Esh is wearing, but she holds it down with one hand so you don’t get a peek.

    “Amateurish.” She chides.

    “It was worth a shot.” You admit.

    Esh laughs, crossing her arms and looking you over.

    “Even in your new armor, your mind powers are no match for mine.”

    “Hah. Says the one who just sat there while I did all the work defeating Doomrider.”

    Esh’s smirk fades, and she looks serious.

    “Zun Haal Viik!”

    The axe is blown out of your hands, soaring backwards where it sinks into the sand some ten yards away.

    “Had enough yet?” She asks, not having moved.

    “As if, your Eldar tricks are no match for me.”

    “Fair enough… Strun Bah Qo!”

    A bolt of arcane lightning strikes a foot away from you, and you can feel all of your hair standing on end from the crackling energy.

    “On second thought, I could maybe use some training…”

    Esh looks up at the sky.

    “I cannot teach him, the boy has no patience.” She says to no one.

    “…Are you talking to someone?” You finally ask.

    “Ugh… Watch some of your own race’s films you mongoloid.”

    “Whatever. Are you going to train me or not?”

    Esh smirks again. You can tell she’s enjoying screwing with you.

    “Maybe… What’s in it for me?”

    [ ] The pleasure of helping out a friend?

    [ ] I’ll let you wear my hat for a while.

    [ ] A kiss. St-stupid wych.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:53 No.17504421
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    [x] A kiss. St-stupid wych.

    NOONE shall get our hat!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:53 No.17504422
    [x] A kiss. St-stupid wych.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:53 No.17504425

    It's called an I.U.D., dude.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:53 No.17504432
    [X] A kiss. St-stupid wych.
    Time to beat her at her own game...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:55 No.17504456
    rolled 12 = 12

    A kiss.
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)15:55 No.17504460
    [X] A kiss. St-stupid wych.

    Double down and call.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:56 No.17504467
    [x] A kiss. St-stupid wych

    and the speghetti suddenly splatters everywhere from what seems like an infinite amount in the pockets.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:56 No.17504471
    >[x] A kiss. St-stupid wych.

    There is only one answer.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:56 No.17504472
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    Hat-chan is a master persuader, going with Hat-chan.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)15:57 No.17504487
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    Oh god, a thought just occured to me... Psyker Greybeards... papa, FUND THIS
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)15:58 No.17504507
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    >> Shas'Vre Kir'qath 01/11/12(Wed)16:01 No.17504534
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    This fucking quest is burning out my F5 key. I wanna have your babies Papa!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:01 No.17504538
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    pic so fucking related
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)16:02 No.17504546
    “I-I’ll give you a k-k-kiss, stupid space elf wych, it’s not like I want to do it, or anything!”

    “Are you kidding me?” Esh groans.

    “I’ll pay you up front, get over here!” You run at her, engaging your smootchface.

    “Eww! No! Get away from me!” She starts to run.

    Unfortunately for her, you’ve already built up momentum and she can’t escape. You grab the now-struggling Eldar around the middle and lift her up, her legs kicking at your armor to no effect. Your lips are drawing ever closer to her.

    “All right! All right, I’ll train you! Now put me down!”

    You don’t let her go, this is too much fun now.

    “But what about your payment?” She’s holding your face away with one hand, but you are starting to overpower her.

    “Wha?? W-why would I want a kiss from some i-idiot mon-keigh?!”

    “Your resistance only makes my penis harder.”

    “Gross! Put me down!”

    Finally you relent, though you can’t erase your massive grin.

    Esh pouts up at you. At least she wants you to think that, you can read her poker face.

    “You better prepare yourself, I’m not going to go easy on you. St-stupid mon-keigh.”
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:02 No.17504550
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    Hey, if we're gonna fuck this up it's going to be done for the right reasons!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)16:03 No.17504564
    I really like Kamina as a character.


    >dat pic

    My penis feels so conflicted over this.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)16:03 No.17504565
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    Prepare yourselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:03 No.17504568
    Reverse tsundere is not gonna work.
    [x] A kiss. St-stupid wych.

    (still doing it)
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:03 No.17504574
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    hee hee hee!
    Genuine affection is OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:04 No.17504587
    >Not getting a boner over Lady!Kamina

    Son. Are you one a' them faggots?
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:05 No.17504598
    There are two critical details:
    A) Kamina-chan is seriously racked, and
    B) she's also totally into it.
    What else matters?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:06 No.17504619
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    >genderbent Kamina
    >confused boner
    This is gonna get worse.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:07 No.17504620

    admit it Papa, your drill would totally pierce her heavens.

    I totally want a "drill that will pierce the heavens"line in today's episode now.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)16:09 No.17504648
    My drill would pierce her heavens, then we would go have an awesome adventure.

    >she dies 8 days later
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)16:10 No.17504674
    yep, agreed. At this point, I can't help but associate Max as a full on Dovakiin, just with Steve Blum's epic voice
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:13 No.17504709

    this is assuming you are Yoshiko (or whatever man-yoko would be called).
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:13 No.17504718

    Challenge Accepted, time to learn moar shouts. Lord knows we've consumed enough Eldar souls for them
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)16:14 No.17504732
    On of our shouts should unleash the rath of the souls we smoked
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:16 No.17504744
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    >captcha: AquIRE Power
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:16 No.17504750
    Mass orgasm shout?
    Mass orgasm shout.
    (only works on female)
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)16:16 No.17504760
    “Sure, as if you can train me that hard.”

    Esh glares.

    “Oh, you don’t even know.”

    She reaches down to her pack that fell when you grabbed her, and pulls out a small box. She presses a button, and some song you’ve never heard before starts blaring from it.


    Dun dun dun!

    Dun dun dun!

    Dun dun duuunnnnnn!!

    “Prepare yourself, mon-keigh, I’m going to work you to the bone.”

    She’s right, the training is incredibly intense.

    Esh continues blasting at you with psychic energies as you punch away at a tree furiously, ducking and dodging the incoming attacks.

    ~Rising up, back on the street~

    You run hard, Esh in close pursuit as lightning bolts descend from the sky all around you. You have to sense them coming, and jump out of the way before they fry you.

    ~So many times it happens too fast. You trade your passion for glory…~

    Esh is dodging now, as you lash out with your own mind powers. She seems to be having an easy time of it, until one catches her in the middle and she’s pushed back, she smiles.

    ~Hangin tough, stayin hungry~

    Both of you are in a running battle now, shouting out your words of power as you run down the beach, trying to trip the other one up. It seems like the playing field is becoming more level.

    ~Rising up to the challenge of our rival~
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:19 No.17504787
    Fuck yeah, psyker training to Eye of the Tiger
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:20 No.17504812

    >Towards the end of the montage, Fuck up FUS ROH DAH and use just FUS ROH D-*cough*.
    >Tsunseer stumbles and falls laughing.
    >Man the fuck up, walk up alpha as fuck.
    >Help her the fuck up into your arms
    >Get that goddamn kiss.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:21 No.17504823


    Check the dragon language on skyrim wiki and enjoy :)
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)16:21 No.17504825
    YES! THIS!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:23 No.17504847
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:24 No.17504870
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    What the hell is a tiger?
    That song is called Eye of the Tyrant.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:26 No.17504896
    >Finally online for HL
    >Gotta get ready for work
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:30 No.17504959
    >implying the names of all the animals from Terra wouldn't be considered holy and something that needed to be remembered
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)16:33 No.17505007
    “You’re improving, mon-keigh.” She says, her arms folded.
    You don’t give her a chance to stay on her feet, as you press your attack.

    “Zul Mey Gut!”

    Esh whirls around, looking for the source of the power. She fell for your trick.

    ~And he’s watching us all with the eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee… of the tiger~

    “Wuld Na Kest!” You shoot forward at her and before she can react, you grab her around the waist and snatch her up.
    Esh is smiling now, genuinely.

    “You learn pretty fast.” She says, breathless.

    You are panting hard from the sparing match, but you grin back at her.

    “Not so bad for a mon-keigh, eh?”

    “Heh, don’t get ahead of yourself.”

    Esh’s smile fades when she notices you are still holding her, your faces not far apart.

    You are very aware of the Eldar girl breathing hard in your arms, and now staring you right in the eyes.

    Fuck caution. You tell yourself. You are going for it.
    You lean in, and Esh doesn’t retreat.

    Your lips meet again, finally, and it is glorious. Esh seems pretty into it, her eyes closed as she puts a hand on your neck.

    Both of you are enthralled, perhaps all the built up tension being released.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)16:34 No.17505011
    >Implying that an Eldar would use a song from Terra.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:35 No.17505026
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:36 No.17505048
    That's not the only thing that's gonna get released.
    If you see what I mean (his penis).
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:37 No.17505058
    >inb4 sneak attack kick to the groin
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:37 No.17505061
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    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:37 No.17505066
    I hate the song, but "Kiss Me" by Six Pence None The Richer is too perfect a fit right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:39 No.17505090
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    When suddenly Sheogorath... hey if were using shouts from TES, might as well put in another tibit from TES as well...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:39 No.17505097
    Max theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)16:41 No.17505140
    Oddly enough, I can't help but feel this might be appropiate as well....
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:42 No.17505147
    Why have people not been killed for allowing that to exist?
    You may keep liking things I don't like, but I'm still gonna bitch.

    Also, I'll see you that and raise you a track that has the line "and you fuck like a volcano".

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)16:44 No.17505190
    >my isp in charge of staying up

    haha time for Droid
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:44 No.17505191
    Seconding. She shall feel our throbbing Inquistional Agent rooting out her heresy
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:46 No.17505219
    Volcano Cannon set to MAXIMUM!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)16:48 No.17505247
    Actually no wait, better yet, this:
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:49 No.17505258
    With all these videos and premature cellebrations I sense incoming HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:49 No.17505261
    We shall fill her with our hot lava
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:50 No.17505274
    Tenacious D?
    This is God telling me I'm old, isn't it?
    Feh. No more, I'm going to shut up and let Papa N do his Heretical Love Thing.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)16:52 No.17505300
    You have a feeling Esh was waiting for this.

    Maybe more than a feeling, a sense?

    You don't pay much attention to that thought either way, too captured by the farseer pressed against you.

    She tastes good, something you hadn't expected. You hold her tighter as the two of you continue.

    "Ah... Max I..."

    You don't let her finish, pressing your lips back against hers.

    Only now you can feel something else from her mind, yours entwined with her own.


    Something wicked this way comes.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:52 No.17505309

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:53 No.17505318
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)16:53 No.17505328
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:54 No.17505350

    The ghost of eldrad. The greatest asshole
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:54 No.17505352
    Heh, I knew the celebrating was premature.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)16:55 No.17505366

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:58 No.17505406
    >>full of win

    And damn you papa, making me choose between Heretical Love and job training

    >>implying there was even a choice
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)16:59 No.17505415
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    She shall be subdued!

    ... and then... HUEHUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:00 No.17505430
    To hell with the cron, dismantle and dispose of with extreme prejudice.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:01 No.17505443
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    >Something wicked this way comes.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)17:02 No.17505463
    "Max..." She says again, this time the urgency in her voice carrying through.

    "I feel it too, what is that?"

    Esh's face turns white, and she whips around to stare off at some nearby grassy hills. Her hands continue to hold you tightly, no longer out of passion, but out of fear.

    "Run..." She whispers.

    "...We have to run! Now!"

    She points, and you follow her gaze.

    The grass on the hill is dying, curling up and fading to a dirty brown.

    "What is it?" You set her down and pick up your axe.

    "I don't know, I couldn't feel it until just now..." Her voice trails off, as though the words are caught in her throat.

    "It's him." She finally whimpers.


    You can sense something yourself now, dark and terrible. Headed right at you.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)17:03 No.17505472
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    I am suspicious... why the early warning Papa?

    Something is up...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:03 No.17505473
    none who threaten our harem shall survive.
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)17:03 No.17505478
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:05 No.17505499
    Remember to get our axe, and got out of here.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:06 No.17505524
    Rolling for hauling ass! Pick up esh and carry her to safety.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:06 No.17505526
    Get our axe and run!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)17:06 No.17505528
    [ ] Heed her warning and run.

    [ ] Stay and see what it is exactly.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:06 No.17505529
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:07 No.17505538
    [X] Heed her warning and run.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:08 No.17505553
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:09 No.17505555
    [X] fight in the name of THE EMPERAH!

    since hes your bro now, and you have the military's backing from what it looks like, sounds like even if we go, exterminatus will be had on this foul being.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:09 No.17505558
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:09 No.17505560
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    [x] Heed her warning and run.

    Fly, you fools!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:09 No.17505562
    [X] Stay and see what it is exactly.

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:09 No.17505572
    [X] Stay and see what it is.

    Be ready to call in Doomrider. Also arm plasma cannon and ready axe, and focus mind for mind bullets.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:10 No.17505579
    I rejected these options and chose the impossible.
    I chose,
    >[X] COCAINE
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:10 No.17505589
    and then you became Dr. Rockso.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)17:10 No.17505592
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    [ ] Stay and see what it is exactly.
    You never know who it could be.... Maybe a certain god like being of pure crazy
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:11 No.17505597
    Run mothafucka!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:11 No.17505600

    [ ] Heed her warning and run.

    Run fer' it!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:11 No.17505602

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:11 No.17505604
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:12 No.17505612
    [ ] run away

    We shoulda done the training sooner!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:12 No.17505620
    Gentlemen, seriously.


    [x] Stay and see what it is.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)17:13 No.17505622

    >[X] COCAINE

    Or more sane...sling Esh over the shoulder and run, RUN LIKE THE WIND! And call for back-up...DOOOOOOMRIIIIIDEEEEEEERRRRRrrrrr
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:13 No.17505623

    [x]pick Esh up like the boss soldier in power armor you are, and then run like a muthafucka
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:14 No.17505643
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:15 No.17505655
    Bah, everyone is going to run away...

    Preparing to be caught like a fish, and get our shit wrecked. Again.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:15 No.17505660
    >And then everybody did the dinosaur
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:16 No.17505665
    ...except the ones who are
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:16 No.17505667
    Pick up esh, run away, and call in air strike from inquisitor darkhammer
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:16 No.17505676
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:18 No.17505698
    [X] Stay and see what it is exactly.

    After all knowledge is power.
    >> That slow typing guy !!cAsGzl185mF 01/11/12(Wed)17:18 No.17505699
    [X] Heed her warning and RUN MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:19 No.17505712
    rolled 9 = 9

    Goddammit, every time we start to make something happen with Esh, some faggot comes and fucks it up.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)17:20 No.17505713
    [X] Stay and see what it is exactly.

    Or alternatively
    >[X] COCAINE
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)17:20 No.17505725
    You grab Esh's hand tightly in your own. If she says you should run, you should probably run.

    "C'mon lets get out of here!"

    You give her a tug and the two of you break into a sprint. Esh's short frame isn't quite fast enough to keep up with you it seems.

    You snatch her up in your arm, her own wrapping around your neck as you push yourself as hard as you can.

    Looking back, you feel your blood run cold at the sight.

    Though the figure on the bike is in the distance, you can tell who it is.

    Abbadon revels in his new arms as he watches you flee, knowing you won't be able to outrun his bike. He is going to enjoy ripping you apart with his new arms, slowly, and perhaps after violating that Eldar in front of you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:22 No.17505747
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)17:22 No.17505749
    ...we need our own bitchin' bike.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:23 No.17505765
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:23 No.17505766
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:23 No.17505767
    Get him the finger, aim for the tiers.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:23 No.17505768
    hah just abbadon!? max bested him once before without custom power armor, a nemesis force axe, and a Admech arm
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:24 No.17505779
    Whirlwind sprint!

    Fuck your Bike Abbadon.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:24 No.17505780
    Summon doomrider.

    Ask if he can set us up with some sort of warp bike like his.

    Then slap Abbadon's shit in a tag team bike joust with doomrider.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:25 No.17505792
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    Doomrider. He is needed.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)17:26 No.17505803
    Sure...but then Abaddon wasn't on NIGHTMARE FUEL MALAL POWER...Max need SOMETHING or ANYTHING to get an hand up. ...

    Orks? Yandnecron? Delfdar? Anyone?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:27 No.17505815
    Guys. GUYS.

    This isn't the Abaddon we knew. As of now, he is infused with the power of Malal, a blessing of a god. Something he did not really have before. I doubt we can beat him as we are now.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)17:27 No.17505819
    I watch them as they kiss. This guy doesn't seem to mind being with xenos.

    I feigned shock, disgust.

    The truth is, I'm glad the Emperor is pursuing peace. As good as I am, and though I would never admit it to anyone, I don't like killing most xenos.

    Am I feeling jealous? The thought of a girl of my own is... Hmm... Am I xeno curious?

    My interest is perked when they start to run. It almost looks like they are panicked. That's odd, they both seemed to want to kiss.

    Shifting my rifle, I search intently with the scope to where the Eldar points.

    Oh, that might be why.

    I've seen pictures of the warmaster before, but I never expected to see him alive. Or with arms.

    His warbike looks fast.

    Not that it matters, I'm not going to let him get to Max... Or the Eldar.

    1d6 for shooting skills

    Eight hits on a 2+
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:27 No.17505824
    I actually never paid attention to the background of this picture before.
    > mountains of cocaine
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)17:28 No.17505835
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:28 No.17505843
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:28 No.17505848
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:29 No.17505855
    rolled 5 = 5


    Shield Breaker Round Chambered. . . Boomheadshot in 3. . .2. . .
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:29 No.17505867
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:30 No.17505887
    FUCK THAT! were by the beach. Tine to aggravate fish God.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)17:31 No.17505891
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:31 No.17505893
    The dice gods are with us!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:31 No.17505896
    Holy shit that worked
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:31 No.17505904
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:31 No.17505907
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)17:31 No.17505908

    (sage to keep down the postcount)
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:32 No.17505911
    >>17505891 all according to plan
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:33 No.17505928
    The 6 cancels out the 1 right?.. Right..?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:34 No.17505945
    FUCK YES! Fuck you abaddon! you and your new arms.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)17:35 No.17505950
    >on 1d6 I count the first roll, nice one

    Hmph, all too easy.

    The exitus rifle cracks its familiar sound, and I smirk.

    Poor bastard, bike looked almost brand new.

    The shot catches it in the engine, hope he likes incendiary rounds.

    Cue fireball.

    I keep watching as Abbadon rolls to a stop, pushing himself off the ground and howling furiously as he slaps the fire off of himself.

    A bolt round slams into a rock two feet to my left. I notice the bolter in Abbadon's hand clattering away at me.

    Time to go... Good luck, Max. I toss him a small salute before leaving my perch.

    "Thank you based Eight!" You yell as you watch Abbadon's bike explode over your shoulder.

    Esh relaxes a bit as you keep running, you've got enough of a headstart that there is no way he can catch you now.

    "What the hell was that just now?" Esh asks up at you as you push yourself as hard as you can, which in this new armor means you are practically flying.

    "Friend of mine." You grin.

    "Nice of him to show up." Esh, though trembling, smiles back at you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:35 No.17505963
    >mfw I am currently listening to holding out for a hero
    >mfw i have no face, seriously where the hell are my reaction images?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)17:37 No.17505987
    >only counts the first roll
    Well, at least we avoided nat 1 huehuehue
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)17:38 No.17506000
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    >Nat 1 on the last roll.
    >Papa N doesn't troll us. At all.

    Who are you and what did you do with the real Papa N?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:38 No.17506015
    We have to set up VIII with a nice, sexy eldar girl as s token of gratitude.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:44 No.17506078

    He's saving it for later.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)17:46 No.17506098
    “Yeah, good thing we didn’t kill each other when we first met.”
    You keep running, though feeling less and less urgent as the sense of impending doom fades.

    Esh laughs, out of relief, and so do you.

    “Why is it we never get any breaks?” She muses after several minutes of silence.

    “I dunno.” You admit.

    “Kind of sucks though, doesn’t it?”

    “Yeah…” She sinks into you and you slow down, far from any danger now.

    You set her down, and she brushes the sand you kicked up off of herself.

    “So much for training on the beach…” She mutters as she dumps sand out of her boot.

    “Yeah, but it was fun while it lasted.”

    “It was, wasn’t it?” She grins back at you.

    You can’t help but smile back. Even if you didn’t want to, one look like that from this red haired farseer would be enough to make you. You take her beauty for granted, it really is stunning.

    “You look hungry.” Esh muses.

    “I am.”

    “Well how about I cook you something?”

    “That… Doesn’t sound bad, actually.”

    The two of you continue along a winding path through waist-high reeds, both of you staying alert despite your senses telling you that its safe. Well, relatively considering this is Yagis V.

    “What do you want to eat?”

    [ ] Lets go fishing.

    [ ] How about we go to your ship for something?

    [ ] There is a town nearby, lets search that for food.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:47 No.17506114
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)17:47 No.17506115
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    [X] Fishing
    We are the best fisherman
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:48 No.17506129
    Fishing, I say we finish what we started o so long ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:48 No.17506132
    Let's go fishing, I still haven't tasted that ass-fish.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)17:48 No.17506134
    [ ] There is a town nearby, lets search that for food.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:48 No.17506137
    [ ] Lets go fishing.
    We don't need another encounter with the giant fish.

    [ ] How about we go to your ship for something?
    The ship full of cockblocking psyker? Nope.

    [x] There is a town nearby, lets search that for food.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:50 No.17506163
    [ ] There is a town nearby, lets search that for a bed... I MEAN FOOD
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:50 No.17506164
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:50 No.17506169
    [x] "Where were we?" Lets finish tgat kiss like the suave muthafucka we are

    also, shes not acting tsundere atm
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:51 No.17506178
    /tg/ staying classy I see
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:54 No.17506218
    [x] FISHING!

    We have leveled up, it's go time.

    Round 2, fight!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:58 No.17506265
    [x] Go get our axe. We have a godfish to behead.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:58 No.17506276
    No, we WANT another encounter with the fish. Last time was a draw.
    The hell are you smoking, and can I get some?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)18:04 No.17506329
    “Well, I feel like some fish tacos maybe?” Max used Joke!

    “Alright, let’s go fishing!”

    …It’s not very effective.

    The two of you walk out to the ocean, though you are now far away from where you left Abbadon. Hopefully he doesn’t show up and cockblock you again, seems like he enjoys doing that.

    You slowly take Esh’s hand in your own, she doesn’t protest but you can see her cheeks get slightly pink. How weird, she was just playing tongue hockey with you earlier.

    Blue ocean sparkles and shines in front of you, contrasting starkly with the fine white sand under your boots. It’s a great view.

    Esh’s skirt hits you in the face.

    “Keep your armor on if you want, but I’m not going to.”

    Esh is now stripped down to her white bikini undersuit, hands on her hips as she smirks at you. This view is better.

    “Well… I don’t know…” You protest, unsure.

    “Take it off you wuss!” She grins, pulling on your gauntlet.

    [ ] Take off the armor

    [ ] Leave it on
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:06 No.17506356

    [X] Take off the armor

    I see absolutely no problems with this plan.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:07 No.17506366
    Take it off, We are THE BEST FISHERMAN! We do not need the trappings of an excessive technological society to beat some measly god-fish!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:07 No.17506371
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:07 No.17506372
    [x] Take off the armor

    We bested the god fish without it last time. It hardly seems fair if we are in armour

    >also, we wont have to take it off and kill the mood with Esh later.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)18:08 No.17506379
    ...This seems reasonable, I cannot forsee anyother possible outcome.
    [X] Take off the armour
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:08 No.17506391
    rolled 18 = 18


    >facepalm on the roll
    re rollan
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:10 No.17506403
    [ ]Take it off, laugh at the face of the death! Fish using only right hand to level the battle field for the fishgod.

    >ogad "What
    Don't worry captcha, Max will be All alright.


    [x] Keep it on, we came to battle!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:12 No.17506425
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    I wonder if max is small enough that there's enough room in the armor for Esh to fit in with max
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)18:14 No.17506450
    I wonder how Esh is going to react to the missing/new arm...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)18:14 No.17506454
    “All right, all right, calm down.”

    Esh seems excited, already grabbing at you. You aren’t going to protest, it’s nice seeing her like this for once.

    The first thing you do is set the axe aside, sinking it blade-first down into the sand next to Esh’s spear.

    You start fiddling with the armor, trying to disengage different pieces.

    “Can I give you a hand?” Esh asks.

    “Go for it.”

    The Farseer smiles and hums quietly to herself as she starts disengaging your armor. The pieces start coming off quickly, and she sets them aside as she works.

    “Hey, you’re pretty good at this.” You think out loud.

    “Well yeah, it’s not the first time I’ve done it.” She replies.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:16 No.17506469
    You've had to help take off apart human style power armor before?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:18 No.17506498
    wait wat?


    CURSE YOU!!!

    >Tp/T1 ndcian
    >wtf is up with you captcha?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:19 No.17506509
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    Jealousy mode kicking in: Wait what?!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:21 No.17506534
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    You... You've been purged before?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:22 No.17506547
    SO she does have a taste for Mon-keighs
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)18:26 No.17506576

    She punches you in the shoulder, though lightly.

    “Get your head out of the gutter, idiot mon-keigh. I’ve helped disarm some prisoners before is all.”

    “Oh. Right. My bad.”

    “Ohohoho? Were you jealous there for a minute?” She teases you.

    “N-not really!”

    Finally she gets the last section off, dropping it near her stuff.

    “Hah, as if I would grace a mon-keigh other than you with my presence. Consider yourself lucky I do it for you.”

    You frown and reach out suddenly, grabbing her and pulling her closer to you.

    “Max what are you… Wait! No! Ahhhahahahaha! Stop!”

    You tickle her even as you trap her hands behind her back with one of your own. She squirms and struggles, but you are physically stronger and don’t let go. She can’t escape.

    “Please! No more!” Esh’s face is contorted in laughter.

    You pause for a moment.

    “No brakes.”

    Before beginning your assault anew, even more intense.
    Esh’s face is in tears now, she’s laughing so hard she can barely breath. As much as she struggles, you can sense she’s having fun.

    Suddenly you are thrown backwards by psychic energies, landing head-first into the sand.

    Esh rushes over to you and pulls you up.

    “Err… Sorry, kinda just slipped out.” She laughs between heavy breaths.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:28 No.17506599
    Steal a kiss while she's distracted, let no opening in the defense be unexploited!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:28 No.17506612
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)18:31 No.17506630
    “Anyways…” She says, coughing into her fist.

    “Let’s catch something before it gets too dark to find firewood.”

    You let her lead you back to where she’s laid out two fishing rods, where she got them, you still don’t know or understand.

    “You know I’m going to tickle the fuck out of you later, right?” You say as both of you pick up a rod.

    She thwaps you with hers, lightly.

    “You can try.” Esh smirks.

    You smirk back. Bitch is going to piss herself laughing, she doesn’t even know.

    “You had better not, I won’t forgive you if you make me wreck this suit.” She replies to your thoughts.

    “Bah, you'll see. Now stand back, I’mma let you finish but I’m the greatest fisherman of all time. OF ALL TIME!”

    1d20 for fishing.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:32 No.17506642
    Sheogorath should be Malal's envoy. It only makes perfect sense.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)18:32 No.17506648
    rolled 13 = 13

    Let our fishing rod pierce the depths
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:33 No.17506655
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:33 No.17506661
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Taffer 01/11/12(Wed)18:33 No.17506662
    rolled 12 = 12

    Fishin. Boom boom boom.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:33 No.17506665
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:34 No.17506670
    egad what have I done?

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:35 No.17506676
    rolled 17 = 17

    Let's rock.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:35 No.17506678
    rolled 12 = 12

    No worries brah.
    here comes the nat 1
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:35 No.17506681
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:36 No.17506696
    rolled 11 = 11

    Fish for the fish god
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:36 No.17506697
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:37 No.17506706
    You rolled a 6 after someone rolled a 13 first?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:37 No.17506707
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:39 No.17506719
    rolled 3 = 3

    They see me rollin'
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:39 No.17506726
    rolled 2 = 2

    They see me rollin'
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:40 No.17506737
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:41 No.17506744
    Round two fish god monster!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:41 No.17506745
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    I want to be best fisherman.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:41 No.17506756
    rolled 15 = 15

    I'm certainly hatin'
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:41 No.17506758
    rolled 12 = 12

    Forgot my dice.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:42 No.17506763
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    rolled 4 = 4

    Papa, don't type until we get a 20. Or a one.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:42 No.17506765
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    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:42 No.17506767
    rolled 7 = 7

    Why do I get the feeling that people are going to keep rolling untill a 20 appears and inevitably get nothing but 1s?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:42 No.17506768
    rolled 1 = 1

    I don't think I should roll after I forgot, bad luck an all, but I like to roll for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:43 No.17506773
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:43 No.17506777
    rolled 11 = 11

    well, i can see the bad luck
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:43 No.17506778
    rolled 7 = 7

    You bastard.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:43 No.17506784

    Well fuck. We are worst fisherman.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:44 No.17506788
    rolled 2 = 2

    What have you done!
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >implying we'll catch a squid girl
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:44 No.17506792
    rolled 2 = 2

    Shit my bad, you know what they say "in for a penny in for a pound".
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:45 No.17506795
    rolled 15 = 15

    we are fucked.
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    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:45 No.17506804
    rolled 17 = 17



    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:45 No.17506807
    rolled 5 = 5

    rolling another nat 1
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:46 No.17506810
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    rolled 14 = 14

    >Nat ones are back in town
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:46 No.17506815
    rolled 18 = 18

    now it's a REAL Heretical Love thread

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:47 No.17506821
    rolled 19 = 19

    You fucking assholes
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:47 No.17506825
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:47 No.17506827
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    rolled 9 = 9

    Posting with the The Emperor's grace.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:48 No.17506831
    rolled 20 = 20

    Guys get this, first roll I did I got a one, second was a two, so this is three. If I keep going I'll get 20.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:48 No.17506834
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    rolled 9 = 9

    Woah moma, there's a whole lota heresy in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:48 No.17506835
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:48 No.17506840
    rolled 20 = 20

    All we can do now is digg ourselves out of this hole
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)18:49 No.17506847
    WE HAVE TWO 20's, stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:49 No.17506851
    rolled 3 = 3

    You seem to dig quite well Sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:49 No.17506852
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)18:50 No.17506860
    You stare hard out over the crashing waves in front of you. You know this sight well.

    “Heaven or hell, fishfag, lets rock!”

    With a mighty cast you propel your worm out into the choppy waters, as far as you can get it. The bait lands with a plunk and sinks quickly into the depths.

    “Well, you sure seem confident this time.” Esh laughs, before casting out her own line, only a fraction as far as you winged yours.

    “I’m not confident, I’m assured. I will win round two.” You hold your pole stoutly, waiting for what is to come.
    Only you keep waiting.

    And waiting…

    “I’m actually quite surprised you have the patience for this.” You tell Esh as you lean back against a rock, still without so much as a nibble.

    “Don’t be. If I wanted to make it easy for myself I could just use my mind to help out.” She leans over on your shoulder as she says it.

    Her warm skin feels nice against your own, and her hair blowing lightly in the wind skips gently on your chest.

    “Hey Max, what do you think of the Eldar?” She finally asks, luring you out of your happy daze.

    “You guys seem pretty cool, maybe a bit aloof, but cool.” You don’t lie, she would pick up on that.

    “Hmm… Yeah we probably are, aren’t we…”

    “Yeah yo…” But you don’t have time to finish the sentence.

    With the force of a thousand suns, you are ripped off the beach. Your arms are nearly dislocated at the shoulders, your mechanical arm whines from the sudden stress.

    Something is dragging you!

    You try to let go, and find yourself snagged in the mechanism of your reel.

    You aren't even left with enough time to take a good breath as you are plunged into the icy sea, your chest hits something and forces the last of the air from your lungs.

    Ra'alman's terrible maw grins up at you.

    "Welcome, mortal. Welcome again to my lair."
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:50 No.17506861
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    rolled 5 = 5


    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:50 No.17506864
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:51 No.17506866
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    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)18:51 No.17506870

    And now we have it. The posts are aligned, the correct numbers called.

    la la la! Fishthulu shall rise from the depths! la la la!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:52 No.17506881


    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)18:53 No.17506885
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:53 No.17506887
    rolled 16 = 16

    This time you had better cough up something better than ass-fish when I beat your punk ass.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:53 No.17506889
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:53 No.17506898
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    It's on like Orky Kong, motherfucker!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:54 No.17506903
    Heretical Love Quest: LET'S DO THIS! Edition.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:54 No.17506904


    Fishfag could speak?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:54 No.17506912
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    This lake is too small for the two of us!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)18:55 No.17506916
    Your lungs are burning, your mind panicking from the sudden lack of oxygen.

    This is bad.

    This is real bad.

    Ra’alman rushes you suddenly, his fiery red eyes all you can track, darkness forming at the corners of your vision.

    You manage to dodge, but just barely.

    He is going to come around for another attack, and you are dragged along with him, still stuck to the rod.

    You can’t even attempt to swim to the surface.

    [ ] Lasfinger, bitch!

    [ ] Dragon shout, motherfucker!

    [ ] I’mma drown before you can eat me, asshat!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:55 No.17506922
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    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:56 No.17506928
    [X] Dragon shout, motherfucker!

    Let's show him what a guardsman who went through a montage can do!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:57 No.17506937
    [X] Lasfinger, bitch!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:57 No.17506941

    BLAM the shit out of 'em
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:57 No.17506942
    [] dragon shout.... Underwater?

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)18:58 No.17506947
    >[X] I’mma drown before you can eat me, asshat!

    It's drowning time!

    No not really.
    Although, some how I wonder just how well either of the options work under water...
    [ ] Lasfinger, bitch!

    [X] Dragon shout, motherfucker!

    Guess we give the training a work out, and hope we don't choke.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:58 No.17506950
    [x] Dragon shout, motherfucker!

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:58 No.17506953
    Running out of air, can't risk a Fus ro dah underwater.

    [ ] Lasfinger, bitch!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:58 No.17506954
    Dragon shout, we could make a small air bubble or something. Besides we have to shout this thing into submission, true Dovakiin style.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:58 No.17506955
    Why are we just using the Lasfinger? Don't we have a flamer AND a Plasma gun in our hand?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)18:59 No.17506971
    FUS RO DAH time gentlemen.

    Thought, are we lightning proof?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:01 No.17506981
    rolled 8 = 8

    What could possibly go wrong?

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:01 No.17506985
    >[x] I'mma drown!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:01 No.17506988
    I thought we would have learned by now, there are two things you dont do while committing heretical love.

    1. You don't mess with the necrons.
    2. You don't go fishing
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:03 No.17507001
    >Not having balls of steel against god fish
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:03 No.17507011

    You forgot.

    3. Don't try to fight Kaleshi.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:04 No.17507015
    rolled 8 = 8

    newfag detected


    >rollan for dragonshout
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:04 No.17507019
    [X ] Dragon shout, motherfucker!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:04 No.17507020

    No, my dear fellow gentleman.

    The only thing you don't do - without backup - is run away from fight.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:05 No.17507023
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    rolled 7 = 7

    Maybe he just want a friend?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:05 No.17507033

    enjoy your fishrapevore scene. That's papa-N's fetish :(
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:06 No.17507035
    [X ] I’mma drown before you can eat me, asshat!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:09 No.17507072
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:09 No.17507077

    >necrons don't count cause we where never given the chance to fight
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:11 No.17507100
    why the shit are we not laz fingering shit?
    seriously guys we fus-ro-dah and we drown, if we try to drown it becomes fish rape vore.
    therefore lazfinger is the best option.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)19:12 No.17507107
    Gathering up every ounce of energy you posses, you turn to Ra’alman, who is coming around for a second attack.

    “FUS ROH DAHHHH!!!” You shout, harder than you ever have.

    The force of the attack throws you backwards, breaking you free from the reel in the process. You are sailing upwards, Ra’alman having barely been pushed away.

    You breach the surface, drawing a long breath, a relief.
    Something reaches down and grabs you by the arm. You grunt as it pulls you into a small wooden ship.

    The boat is rocking and swaying hard in the mad waves, the sky overhead an almost pitch black storm.

    An old man is the only other one in the small vessel. His dark tanned completion looking you over, he doesn’t appear to be in his right mind, muttering to himself as he bites the head off of a lizard and swallows it.

    “Row row row your boat, gently down the streeaaammmm!!!!” The old man cackles through his long scraggly beard, his eyes alight with a crazy fire.

    He continues to sing as he thrusts a nasty looking harpoon into your hands. Despite spitting up water and breathing heavily, you act on instinct and take the weapon.

    “Hey man, get us the fuck out of here!” You yell at him, hoping to somehow break through all that crazy.

    “Merrily merrily LIFE IS BUT A DREAM!!!!”

    Doesn’t appear to have worked…

    “All my life the early sun has hurt my eyes!” The old man yells as the ship rides out a particularly nasty wave, that splashes both of you with water.

    “Eighty four days now without taking a fish!”

    The storm crackles with lightning overhead, and the old man laughs along with it, babbling something incoherent as he swerves the ship left and right with the rudder.

    Ra’alman leaps from the water, rearing his ugly head as he screams, filling the air with that inhuman wail.

    You grab the harpoon tightly, you are only going to get one shot at this.

    1d20 for slaying moby dick
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:14 No.17507139
    rolled 7 = 7


    >also rollan
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:14 No.17507140
    die mother fucker die!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:14 No.17507142
    rolled 5 = 5


    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:14 No.17507147
    rolled 11 = 11


    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)19:14 No.17507148
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507164
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507165
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507168
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507169
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    Roll that nat1

    You know you want it

    You know you want to fuck that fish
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507170
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507176
    as though I hadn't seen it already
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507177
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:16 No.17507178
    rolled 3 = 3


    So I do, Papa-N

    But this time, I'll be on top!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:17 No.17507185
    rolled 19 = 19



    Thanks for the offer though.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:17 No.17507187
    rolled 17 = 17

    Oh so very tempting.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:18 No.17507190
    rolled 19 = 19

    White whale holy grail!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)19:18 No.17507197
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:19 No.17507207
    rolled 20 = 20

    Come on sexy fish god
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:19 No.17507220
    rolled 12 = 12

    it's a pretty one.
    oh man, dat paragraph reminds me of The Old Man & The Sea.
    Beaultiful book, but i digress.
    Let's kill that beautiful creature
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:19 No.17507223
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)19:19 No.17507224
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:19 No.17507226
    rolled 15 = 15

    Holy Grail!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:19 No.17507228
    rolled 10 = 10

    >two 19's and a 17
    My dice are rolling on their own!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:20 No.17507230
    Yes, 2 twenties in two rolls, I am lucky tonight
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:20 No.17507231
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:20 No.17507235
    rolled 10 = 10

    Heretical love: critical fishing edition.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:21 No.17507240
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    Shine On You Crazy Diamond.

    No more rolling, gents.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)19:22 No.17507250
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:24 No.17507270
    rolled 1 = 1

    Oh no the hue is taking over....can't stop rolling..I'm so sorry.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:24 No.17507272
    time for the worlds largest fucking tacos.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)19:24 No.17507274
    I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:24 No.17507276
    rolled 7 = 7

    It's always Heretical Love: Critical Fishing Edition.

    Either we be fishing fish or fishing females
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:25 No.17507278
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:25 No.17507282
    and theres the fish fuck OP wanted.
    >> dice+1d20 Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:25 No.17507285
    I can fix this, I'm sure
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:26 No.17507292
    rolled 15 = 15

    why must we keep drawing attention to the roll that must not be named and point it out incase he missed it???
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)19:26 No.17507297
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:26 No.17507305
    rolled 1 = 1

    >Now /tg/ turns into a clusterfuck of Nat 1

    Look, a Nat 1
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:26 No.17507306
    rolled 8 = 8

    Silly me
    >> dice+1D20 Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:26 No.17507307
    trying again because otherwise we are fucked
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:27 No.17507308
    rolled 5 = 5

    bring on the fish god vore!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:27 No.17507312
    >missing a nat1

    Not in this world, son.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:27 No.17507322
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:27 No.17507324
    rolled 20 = 20

    No you're just fucking with us dice gods
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)19:28 No.17507332
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    Guess what time it is!
    Also, to answer this question >>17507292

    Yes. Yes we do.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:28 No.17507338
    rolled 10 = 10

    preparing to fail to salvage this
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:28 No.17507339



    and then I saw it, and it was beautiful
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)19:28 No.17507342
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    Wonderful! Sheogorath is in this shit mofos! Time for a celebration... Cheese, FOR EVERYONE!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:28 No.17507344
    rolled 18 = 18

    2 Nat 20 X 2 Nat 1.

    Someone has to break that balance
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:29 No.17507346
    The fuck... The utter fuck. Thats my third 20 this thread.

    Guys, am I a wizard?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:29 No.17507351
    /tg/ Whatever happens know that I am truly sorry. Papa-n needed his trolling so that he stays stable. I had to roll that one.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)19:29 No.17507353
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:29 No.17507357
    Look at all these rigged nat 1s. LOOK AT EM!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:29 No.17507359
    rolled 16 = 16

    Happens to the best of us son.
    but alas.
    i shall roll a nat 1
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:31 No.17507371
    rolled 15 = 15

    but that's wrong, anon
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:31 No.17507375
    rolled 19 = 19

    Naah, the Dice gods just love to fuck with quest-goers heads.

    Also, rolling, because why the fuck not at this point.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:31 No.17507378
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    >pic related
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)19:31 No.17507384
    rolled 1 = 1

    Son, not a single one of those is rigged. Don't you know about the Curse of HL and the Nat 1?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:32 No.17507392
    Stop rolling you fools! Oh you foolish fools! We are so Fucked.

    >>twice in a thread, way to go Max.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:32 No.17507395
    People who want to troll rolling nat1s for fishrape,

    people who want to fish rolling 19s and 20s.

    Cue in for papa-n with his latest piece:

    "Oh,it's so spacious inside you, Ra'alman. I-I think I could fit inside you in one piece..."
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:32 No.17507399
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)19:33 No.17507405
    STOP ROLLOING AREADY DUMBASSES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:33 No.17507411
    Music to pass the time gents::


    please enjoy
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:33 No.17507415
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:34 No.17507421
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:34 No.17507422
    rolled 19 = 19

    Countering with Hope
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:34 No.17507430
    rolled 9 = 9

    well that was close.
    but i shall crumble your hope now
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:35 No.17507439
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:35 No.17507444
    rolled 18 = 18

    I swear Papa n's just looking at the screen, pissing himself with laughter right now.

    One last throw
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)19:35 No.17507445
    >yes... Yesssssssssss

    You send the harpoon out with as much force as you can muster, only its the first time you've thrown one, so it doesn't exactly fly straight.

    The weapon bounces harmlessly off of Ra'alman's armored plates, before dropping into the sea and sinking fast out of sight.

    "Crack your oars man, and spare me the eggs!" The old man shouts, as he pushes you from behind, sending you face-first back into the cold waters below.

    Ra'alman snatches you up before you can react, grabbing you nimbly by the shirt with one bladed tooth.

    It drags you down again, back to where it has the clear advantage.

    "Now then, my sweet, fertilize my eggs, that I may birth the end of days!" It coos.

    Before swallowing you whole.

    You descend quickly into the bowels of the beast, different valves opening and sending you off on different directions.

    The stench is unbelievable, but something about it makes your head feel light.

    It also makes you rock hard.

    Finally you drop down into a large expanse. Blue bio-luminescence illuminates the place, and you look out over a field of pallid green eggs.

    "Come my sweet, fertilize my eggs!" Ra'alman shouts inside your mind.

    Tentacles leap out from all around you, flailing purple tentacles with suction cups.

    They latch onto you, pulling at your clothes.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/11/12(Wed)19:35 No.17507451
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    Huehuehuehuehuehue, oh man, that's just something else.

    Also, we hit autosage about 200 posts back...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:37 No.17507459
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    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:37 No.17507464
    Gentlemen, at this point, with so much rolling going on, there's bound to be nat1s, and there's bound to be a trollpost by Papa-N.

    Just sit back, relax, get some popcorn and get yourself a new fetish with the next few updates.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:37 No.17507469
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:38 No.17507475
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:38 No.17507477
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    rolled 8 = 8

    >Vore AND tentacles?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:38 No.17507487
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:38 No.17507490
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    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:38 No.17507491
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)19:39 No.17507504
    I think we may need a new thread...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:39 No.17507511
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:40 No.17507521
    Lets see if her insides are as tough as her outside.

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:40 No.17507523
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)19:40 No.17507529
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    >Gif. related
    >its MFW
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:41 No.17507532
    Like this? >>17507511
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:41 No.17507535
    I though Eldar were taller than humans. Why is Esh shorter than Max?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:42 No.17507552
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    Then we'll explode out of the fish.

    Like this.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:42 No.17507553
    Pretty much... except inside the fish...and more lasers and shouts.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:42 No.17507554
    if they are the same height as humans and you are a space marine, then that means that you are 2-3 ft taller then the average human and eldar dipshit!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:43 No.17507565
    rolled 13 = 13

    now for the most Heretical of all Heresy's.

    Rollan for fertilizations
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:44 No.17507571
    Max isn't a space marine. Esh is just shorter than an eldar

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)19:45 No.17507577
    You struggle, but to no avail.

    Its useless, you give up.

    A slimy tentacle worms itself into your trousers, grabbing hold of your inquisitor, who as reviled as he is is also unable to do anything about it.

    "I'll make you feel good, you can mate here with me forever~" Ra'alman coos.

    The tentacle starts moving back and forth, leaving a trail of slime up and down your shaft.

    Despite yourself, you can feel the orgasm coming.

    "Yess... Yes, release the kraken!" Ra'alman picks up the pace with the tentacles.


    You release everything you've got, emptying your entire magazine. White fish-baby batter shoots out in a stream, arcing and spraying all over the pile of eggs, which start to glow from the inside when met by your seed.

    Only even after your orgasm, the tentacles don't let up.

    If anything, they only become more emboldened.

    "Wait! No more! I can't possibly have any more!" You shout, knowing its useless.

    "Silly silly boy, of coarse you have more. Here, let me help you."

    A tentacle thrusts itself into your mouth and starts spraying something. It tastes awful, but you immediately feel your balls replenish themselves.

    The tentacles work your head furiously with suction cups, and you can't stop yourself.

    "Ah, I'm cumminnggg!!!" You shout, though its muffled by the tentacle lodged in your mouth.

    Another burst of white-hot plasma sprays over the eggs, more begin to glow.

    "Give in to the pleasure..." Ra'alman coos.

    "Remember, you're here forever." The fish-god laughs.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:46 No.17507590
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    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/11/12(Wed)19:47 No.17507600

    And...new thread? Autosaging?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:47 No.17507604
    fuck everything i'm done.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:47 No.17507605
    Remember guys, we have a flamer in our arm.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)19:48 No.17507614
    >Clearly has never seen papa's huehuehue troll posts before
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:49 No.17507624
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)19:49 No.17507628
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    Whelp bravo Papa, another disturbing troll post for us all, bravo indeed, and to everyone who rolled nat 1s
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:51 No.17507634
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:51 No.17507638
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    You played Monmusu quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:52 No.17507654
    >Put on Tank! E1M1, and too good too bad for WOOHOO, UNDERWATER GOD FISH BATTLE
    >And now this.
    I love you yet hate you papa.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:52 No.17507657
    We already know this he said ages ago
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)19:52 No.17507663
    “Aim directly for his crooked brow!” The old man laughs madly from behind you, thrashing the rudder back and forth.

    “And look him straight in the eyyeeeeeeee!!!”

    You pull back your arm, Ra’alman rearing up out of the water again as he prepares to come crashing down on the small boat.

    With all of your might, you throw it.

    The harpoon arcs out, sailing true as Ra’alman descends to meet it.

    You watch as the amalgamation of rusted iron and faded wood sinks itself deep into the fish god’s nasty head. Deeper and deeper it’s barbed point burrows.

    Ra’alman shrieks at the sudden attack, thrashing about madly as blood sprays from the wound, much of it landing on the boat, and you.

    “It was nineteen eighty five and I didn’t have my boombox yet!” The old man is swaying back and forth, stomping his peg legged foot as he yells.

    The fish god roars again, this time though it sounds weaker. Could it be? Have you pulled it off?

    Slowly, the massive beast of Yagis V lore sinks down into the waves. You hear a gurgle as it’s jaws suck in water, blood pooling in a dark swath around the surface.

    Hundreds of fish suddenly rise to the surface, thrashing about.

    “Don’t you want to know the meaning of life, boy!?” The old man yells as he snatches a tattered and ragged net from the deck and throws it out, trapping hundreds of fish within it.

    You sink down onto the wooden ship, breathing heavily. You can’t believe you survived that.

    “What’s the meaning of life, old man?” You ask, humoring him as you let your heart settle.

    The old man crouches down in front of you, his eyes wide, his mouth a crooked toothed grin of yellow.

    “Bestiality.” He laughs, clapping you on the shoulder like you failed to realize something completely obvious.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:53 No.17507670
    There goes my drink.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)19:54 No.17507685
    >played it

    If by play it you mean every night, getting all the bad ends and fapping furiously to each and every god damn one (even anglerfishgirl), then yes, I've played it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:55 No.17507698


    Which is what Esh will be engaging in with Max now that he's beaten fishing.

    Aw yeah...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:55 No.17507702
    rolled 14 = 14

    Gather fish, Esh is cooking us dinner.

    Make sure to grab at least one of the ass fish, don't mention it, and just wink at her if she says anything about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:56 No.17507708
    Ignore the roll, forgot to put my noko back on.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:56 No.17507716
    Drag the god fish to shore. If he has descended to davy jones locker, drag him from the icy depths. TONIGHT, WE FEAST FROM THE FLESH OF DEMONS
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:57 No.17507725
    rolled 8 = 8

    We must land the fish!!!

    >pokeface when we are already "spent"
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)19:59 No.17507748
    I wonder if Ra'alman tastes better then whatever that last fancy fish was. That would be a one up for the ages.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:00 No.17507756
    Cook Ra'alman
    We defeated that monstrosity, we shall taste the fruits of our victory.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:02 No.17507775
    rolled 5 = 5

    we shall feast on it's delicious flesh
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)20:02 No.17507780
    *Safe again in the depths, Ra'alman uses a coral outcropping to dislodge the spear. It surges with anger. "I will have your seamen one day, like it or not." The beast rests, weary from the fight, but already plotting your next encounter.*

    “Cool man, have fun with that I guess. Can you uh, drop me off at shore or something?”

    “Sixty of ‘em, sixty genestealers you should have seen it! The queen was so proud!”

    None of that makes any sense to you, but nonetheless the old man turns the ship toward land.

    With Ra’alman beneath the waves and possibly dead, the storm runs its course, the weather quickly returning to normal.

    The old man thrusts a bundle of fish into your hands, which you thank him for, despite not knowing if he even knows what’s going on.

    “Horse sex.” The old man nods as you thank him again.
    You are exhausted when you finally haul yourself out of the boat, wading the last twenty or so feet to shore.

    Esh grabs hold of you as soon as you reach land, and you collapse into her.

    She sits down, resting your head on her lap.

    “Are you hurt?” She asks, checking you over for wounds but unable to see anything through the thick layer of monster blood.

    “Honestly, I’m not sure.”

    “Let’s get you cleaned off, come on.”

    She gets you up and starts leading you to the edge of the ocean, but quickly notices your hesitation.

    “Well, we can always find someplace else…” She muses.

    “Yeah, hot springs. They are close by.” You hope they are also Tyranid-free, though you will be going to a different section to better those odds.

    Esh finds a small dune buggy and piles your stuff into the back of it.

    “Ready to go?” She asks caringly.

    [ ] Yeah, now move over, I’m driving.

    [ ] Take me away to that special place

    [ ] No let’s stay here after all
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)20:04 No.17507798
    [X] Take me away to that special place
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:04 No.17507805


    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:04 No.17507806
    rolled 4 = 4

    Bitch, we always drive

    >rollan for critical driving
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:06 No.17507818
    That special place.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:06 No.17507820
    [ ] Take me away to that special place.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)20:06 No.17507824
    [ ] Take me away to that special place
    We saw lovely tau jubblies in the hot springs, only makes sense we come back and see glorious eldar jubblies too
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:07 No.17507828
    Scoop ova baby a true gent always drives his lady.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:07 No.17507836
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    [x] Take me away to that special place

    Stand up and look cool like we did with the landraider.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:08 No.17507849

    Moar proof the universe won't let us drive.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:10 No.17507868
    rolled 6 = 6

    I still vote we drive
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:14 No.17507895
    rolled 1 + 19 = 20

    Rollan for swag
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)20:15 No.17507908
    [X] Take me away to that special place.
    besides this relationship can work easily, all we need is access to re-juvinent treatments
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:15 No.17507913
    Why do people still think that actually works?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)20:16 No.17507920
    Cheating bastard, we're onto your ways.

    Also, all these uncalled for rolls will result in huehuehue and badend
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)20:17 No.17507933
    “Yeah, take me down to that paradise city.”


    “Nothing, lets boogy.”

    Esh shrugs and gets the buggy moving, it’s large tires effortlessly carrying it over the sands.

    “Who was that guy, anyways?” Esh finally asks as the buggy slows to a stop at the tree line.

    “No idea, seemed alright though.”

    Both of you climb out and head for the spring, though you make sure to grab your axe before you go.

    “…?” Esh makes a curious noise when she sees it.

    “I don’t want to run into any ‘nids without something to fend them off.” You shrug.

    Esh helps you through the woods, you can feel the blood drying on your skin and it isn’t a good feeling.

    Unable to stop yourself, you run and dive in at first sight of the water.

    “Ahhh…. So much better…” You groan, feeling your skin being washed clean.

    “Hmph, don’t wait for me or anything…” Esh pretends to pout, but can’t hold it as she dips into the warm water.

    “Oh!” She exclaims with a smile.

    “This is nice!”

    “Isn’t it though?” You float on your back, enjoying the heat.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:17 No.17507942
    Forgive me, I know not what I have done.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:18 No.17507953
    Just like that crit fail to sit
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)20:19 No.17507962
    Something pokes you in the side, and you quickly jump up and look toward the intrusion.

    Its a small serpent, maybe a foot long.

    "Tousan!" The little beast cries up at you.

    With it's human head.

    "Tousan tousan tou-san!" Thousands of them, all calling out for you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:20 No.17507969
    rolled 9 = 9


    it sucks, but when you noko and roll (like im doing now) noone can verify that you rolled a Dwhatever.

    Anyone who doesnt noko a roll, you can mouseover to see if they rolled the correct die.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)20:22 No.17507990
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    Oh god, what is this? I don't even...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:22 No.17507992
    { } drive

    nothing bad ever came when we drove. why break the streak? shit, all the awesome stuff Max has pulled off are a direct result from him piloting vehicles

    >>beating abbadon the first time
    >>crashing that plane through the ground

    >>best bro's with doomrider
    >>driving an ork cycle to joust

    >>beating abadon second time
    >>crashing that thunderhawk into the manufactorum

    only good things come from driving.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:23 No.17508002
    Oh fuck we just went to Tyranid infested springs covered in the scent to god blood after that old guy mentioned genestealers
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:24 No.17508012
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    >> Brother Pedro. 01/11/12(Wed)20:25 No.17508026
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    No realmente, señor Papa.
    Yo no soy el papa de nadie - ese es usté.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:26 No.17508027
    rolled 11 = 11


    rolling to recall when we had sex with a Tyranid bioform
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)20:27 No.17508039
    Esh pokes you in the side, snapping you out of it.

    “You alright, Max?” She asks, clearly concerned.

    “Fine. Just had a terrible vision, as though a thousand voices suddenly cried out, and were never silenced.”


    “Don’t question it, it’s better that you don’t know.”


    You just let yourself relax in the warm water, soaking off the hard day. You escaped from Abbadon, and a fish god, you feel pretty good about yourself.

    “D-don’t look this way, I’m going to let my suit dry off, I just washed it.” Esh stammers.

    You can’t help yourself, you look before you even think.
    Esh smirks.


    “>Implying I’m not going to tickle you to death now.”

    Esh frowns.

    “You wouldn’t…”

    “Rapehands engage.” You do your best servitor voice and hold up your wriggling fingers.

    Esh jumps for cover, but you are already upon her, grabbing her around the waist and pulling her into your clutches where she cannot escape.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:28 No.17508046
    it was more the "dice+1d1+19" thing

    the +19 always shows up and is very obvious, so I don't know why there's been a sudden upswing of people attempting it in order to cheat.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:30 No.17508069
    Cowboy bebop, fuckawesome chocolate and cheese hot dogs, and heretical love. I FUCKING LOVE THIS NIGHT. FUCK OBLIGATIONS, FUCK WHAT I HAVE TO DO, IMMA TAKE IT EASY
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:31 No.17508081
    must be an influx of newfags
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:33 No.17508096
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    Oh thank the Emprah, just a troll.

    For a second I thought Ailia had failed to lick up every last drop of plasma and we'd have to paint that blueberry purple.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:35 No.17508124
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    >>as though a thousand voices suddenly cried out, and were never silenced.”
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)20:37 No.17508149
    You tickle her without mercy.

    Esh flails around, kicking, laughing, and yelling for you to stop.

    You don’t acknowledge her cries, in the grim darkness of the 40th millennium, there is only tickle.

    You continue until she is out of breath, sucking in air hard between bursts of laughter.

    “Stop! You win! You win!”

    You start at it again, unrelenting.

    “Beg me.” You tell her.

    “Beg me to stop.”

    “Oh Max, please stop tickling me! I can’t take it any longer!” She cries out, a hint of humor.

    You pause.

    “And if I stop my assault?” You inquire.

    Esh’s face goes beet red and she turns away, biting her thumb and mumbling something.

    “Sorry, didn’t catch that.”

    “Grrr… I said you can k-k-kiss me! Stu-stupid mon-keigh!”

    “Not good enough.” You pick up your tickling again, as hard and fiercely as you can, forcing her to laugh and squirm against your hold.

    “Ahh! No more! No Mooorreee!!!”

    “I’ll stop, but only if I can kiss you.”

    “Huh? I said that was fine.”

    “Down there.”

    Esh follows your finger, and her entire face turns red at the realization.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/11/12(Wed)20:40 No.17508173
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:40 No.17508178
    Either this thread is over soon, or we gonna get cockblocked.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:41 No.17508186
    I'm hard now
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)20:42 No.17508194
    El-dar blowjob! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:43 No.17508203

    >subnuclear depuna
    captcha too
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:46 No.17508230
    If we attack the back, we can do extra damage to her vehicle. Ready the inquisitor and drive him closer so he can hit her with his sword.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:48 No.17508251
    rolled 15 = 15

    rollan for eldar blowjob

    >preparing for nat1
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:49 No.17508256
    Max has battled Doomrider, Abaddon and Ra'alman with this girl the least she could do is let him eat her out.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:49 No.17508260
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/11/12(Wed)20:51 No.17508278
    Uncalled for rolls result in a bad end as only bad rolls are counted
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)20:51 No.17508280
    “My tongue is the tongue that will pierce the hymens!” You shout, pulling Esh out of the water.

    With one quick snap, you shark her, and Esh’s face is practically glowing red.


    Grabbing her, you set her on your shoulders, her nice thighs clamping around your head as you do.

    “W-wh-what do you think you’re d-doing!”

    You can only smile as your tongue flicks forward, lightly licking the Eldar in her most precious spot.


    Esh jolts, her face one of absolute surprise, eyes wide in shock.

    She squeezes you even tighter in her legs.

    In retaliation, you tickle her sides, forcing her to loosen her legs as you do.

    Again you attack with your tongue, and again she clamps down with her thighs. Only this time, you’ve moved into close combat and there is no escape for her.

    She grabs you by the head as you lick again and again, her thighs trembling against you. She may act angry and surprised, but your minds are beginning to tangle together and you can sense that she wants this, entirely.

    Well, you are a gentleman after all. You give the lady what she wants.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)20:57 No.17508349
    Eh, eldar cunnilingus works too
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)20:58 No.17508361
    "Max no! I-I'm I'm... Ahhh!?"

    Esh convulses, squeezing you tightly with her thighs as her upper body collapses down onto you, her hands grabbing your head tightly through your hair.

    The Farseer lays there, ontop of you, panting.

    You chuckle, time to play mean.

    Another faint lick of your tongue has her thrashing and moaning.

    "Ahhh... No more! I can't handle any more!"

    After a few more licks resulting in several more spasms, you relent and lean back. Esh sits up to look down at your face.

    "If I give in, and let you go, then its your turn."

    Esh bites her lip, glaring. Your minds have collided now, her face can lie as much as it wants. Her thoughts are telling you how much she enjoyed that, how much she wanted that.

    How much and how deeply she loves you.

    "F-fine! Stupid idiot double mon-keigh! J-just let me down already!"
    Alright, I just realized I've been at this for like 8 hours and have yet to eat anything all day. I've worked up quite an appetite, what with this monster vore and all that. Seems like a good place to end it, and come back to for the next thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)20:59 No.17508367
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    Slaanesh is proud.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:01 No.17508387
    Slaanesh is the Patron of HL. Of course s/he is proud.
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)21:01 No.17508389
    Wow, that's bold bordering on Bad Idea-town.
    I'm all for taking things from top, and slowly.
    That said, let's ride us some tonsils.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)21:01 No.17508396
    Oh, and Esh's SDT dialogue is nearly complete. I'll post the download link to the twitter when it is, but for now, I feast.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:02 No.17508398
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    well, thank you for the thread, papa-n. definitely made today's workday awesome. good night.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:02 No.17508399
    >what did you expect?

    ear sex of course.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:02 No.17508402
    Next thread is Kaleshi and BLOODBOWL.

    Also make a note NOT to forget our armor.

    Also Evil Quest just started up as this was ending so.....later ya'll.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:02 No.17508403
    you can't put the TBC there. I don't want to wait a week for Eldar blowjob
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:03 No.17508414
    Literally might end in a mind fuck.
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)21:04 No.17508430
    Ahhhhh, far better!
    And goodnight to you sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:05 No.17508435
    a true test of the mindbullets. using them to pleasure esh.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)21:07 No.17508448

    I might pick this up tomorrow, the only problem is it would be early if I did.

    Like before noon eastern time early, and the thread would be slow as fuck without enough people to vote to make it good without three people making a decision no one else would want. (and too few people = no nat1s...)

    If not tomorrow, I will for sure be doing Saturday and maybe even Sunday, depending on my amount of homework (21 credit hours, god damn), if my sisters come back to town to visit. Also I need to figure out how I'm going to find the cash for them to each finish their degree, with both of them now talking med school.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:07 No.17508453
    AND IT WAS...
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/11/12(Wed)21:22 No.17508609
    And twas a very good thread indeed papa, thank ye for such a merry good time, I am so happy after that, that I can just rip out your intestines and strangle you with them!
    >> Iron Lung 01/11/12(Wed)21:28 No.17508663
    See: here's the problem.
    You, who are doing much, are disciplined enough to be effectively creative as well.
    I, about whom little is attributed and rightly so, have plenty of time and yet I get nothing done.
    Them with time on their hands should be spending it as you do in this endeavor, and yet ever does it seem to be a sharply ramping graph. Those who do, always seem to desire to do more. Those who don't, remain undoing.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:31 No.17508687
    Can I get a link to the twitter? I seem to have misplaced it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:36 No.17508725
    You know, I'll be damned if some small part of me doesn't think of this as a possible themesong for Max.

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)21:36 No.17508726
    Abbadon snarls, remembering his bike being shot out from under him and his prey slipping through his grasp yet again.
    He tosses aside the corpses of the slain space marines, wolves he had caught unaware and butchered.

    “Such a petty sacrifice…” The voice of his master hisses in his head.

    “Hardly, they were Astartes.”

    “Don’t quip back at me, boy…” The god hisses, furiously.

    “All these gifts I have given you, all these gifts and yet you let them slip away…”

    Abaddon stifles, not used to being reprimanded.

    “I will taste his blood soon, and then I shall give you the taste of the false Emperor’s own as my new crusade plunders the heart of the Imperium.”

    Malal is silent for several moments.

    “No… No, it is clear that I cannot rely entirely on you, as able as you sometimes can be.”

    Abbadon frowns.

    “We will have to find another, one who will strike fear deep into their hearts without so much as lifting his hand…” Malal whispers quietly.

    “And who exactly do you have in mind, my master?” Abbadon says, doing little to conceal his sarcastic doubt.

    “Don’t underestimate my power, whelp… There is another far more terrifying than you, and far more powerful… Though it will be quite difficult to raise him now… We need… Time…”

    “Again, who?”

    “Your old master… The one who will lead us to a sure victory…”

    “Who? Damn, you, who!?” Abbadon barks, though he already feels the dread rising in him, he knows the answer.

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/11/12(Wed)21:37 No.17508733
    I always put it in the opening post

    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:43 No.17508799
    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)21:53 No.17508898
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