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    20 KB Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:39 No.17582781  
    GUYS GUYS! THEY FINALLY FOUND OUT WE KNOW ABOUT THE SQUATS!

    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:40 No.17582789
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:41 No.17582801
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    >>17582789
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:41 No.17582802
    Can someone explain this? What are squats? Seriously.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/18/12(Wed)00:42 No.17582814
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    >>17582802
    YOU DON'T KNOW
    RUN WHILE YOU CAN
    THEY'RE COMING
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:43 No.17582821
    >>17582802
    Dwarves in W40k. They're existance got retconed
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:43 No.17582830
    HERESY
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:43 No.17582831
    >>17582802

    A race of SPESS DORFS from ye olde days of 40k, back when there was more fantasy overlap. GW got SUPR SRS and also sick of making them, and had them eaten by nids in the plot and ceased producing them IRL, all the while keeping completely mum. As a result, they're a verboten topic amongst GW stalwarts and a joke amongst players as "GW declares your army inferior, welcome to the scrapheap".
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:43 No.17582832
    >>17582802
    My god, a whole generation, brainwashed.

    Poor fools don't even know.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:43 No.17582834
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    GOD DAMMIT HOW DID THEY FIND OUT!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:44 No.17582837
    oh god...i can't help but feel like i may be somehow responsible after posting all those scans of squats from the white dward WH40k compendium...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:44 No.17582839
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    RUN
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:44 No.17582844
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    >>17582802

    They've been hiding the TRUTH from us, the RIGHTFUL BEARERS of such knowledge. They deny it, suppress it, HIDE IT FROM THE PEOPLE.

    But we KNOW. We've ALWAYS KNOWN.

    And soon, SO WILL YOU.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:45 No.17582849
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    >>17582781

    WHY DO YOU TALK TO ME UNKNOWN PERSON?!?!
    I'M LEAVING!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:45 No.17582854
    >>17582821
    YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:46 No.17582862
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:46 No.17582863
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    >>17582837
    white dwarf, 'scuse me
    Also: TO YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:47 No.17582876
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    I can't even...

    I can't even remember what they were like...

    The name is familiar, but I can't see them anymore.

    Why can't I see them anymore?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:47 No.17582879
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    OH MY GAAAAAAAAAH
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:48 No.17582885
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    >>17582862
    LOCK

    DOWN

    EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:48 No.17582887
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    >>17582863

    THE TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:48 No.17582893
    (Also, spoilers are awesome. This and the secret agent thread are the best things ever.)
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:49 No.17582900
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    WHO DID THIS!?
    WHO TOLD THEM!?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:50 No.17582905
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    >>17582876

    Because you're one of the lucky ones.

    Go now. Flee while you're still untouched by the dark and terrible burden of these secrets.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:51 No.17582914
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    OH GOD ALL THESE YEARS....


    First their going to kill us...then rape us then kill us again then give us to the Inquisitor for questioning then fire us in a pod into the eye of terror..
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:53 No.17582928
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    SHIT THEY'RE AT MY DOOR

    IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME SAVE YOURSEL
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:53 No.17582930
    WE MUST RELOCATE THE ARCHIVES, THEY MUST NOT FIND THE STORAGE OF KNOWLEDGE!

    WHERE ARE THEY!?
    HOW CLOSE ARE THEY!?

    SAVE OUR CHILDREN, THEY WILL NOT BE SPARED
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:55 No.17582939
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    >>17582930
    GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! THERE ARE NO CHILDREN!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:56 No.17582948
    >>17582939
    GET AHOLD OF MYSELF!? GW HAS SENT THEIR KILL TEAMS! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? NO ONE WILL B
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:56 No.17582949
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    >>17582928
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:56 No.17582955
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    IT'S NOT WORTH IT. NONE OF THIS IS WORTH IT. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN INTO THIS WITH YOU SICK FUCKS.
    I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:56 No.17582956
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    >>17582930

    Go on without me, I'll hold them off!

    DON'T ARGUE, it's the only way to buy you enough time, you MUST protect the archives, it's the only hope we have left! The knowledge MUST survive!...

    ...even if none of us do.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/18/12(Wed)00:56 No.17582957
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    THEY'RE HERE
    AT MY DOOR
    I HEAR THEM
    I'VE OVERCLOCKED MY FERMI
    GOTTA RUN
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:57 No.17582961
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:57 No.17582965
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:58 No.17582968
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:58 No.17582970
    PLEASE. PLEASE.
    I DONT WANT TO DIE
    I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
    I'LL TALK I'LL TAL
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:58 No.17582971
    >>17582939
    Then who are these...
    FUUUUCK
    THE 'CHILDREN' ARE SQUATS!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:58 No.17582972
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    >>17582961

    ... this is the end, guys.

    It's been an honor.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:58 No.17582974
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    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)00:59 No.17582975
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    What's going on in this thread?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 01/18/12(Wed)00:59 No.17582976
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    >>17582957
    You'll take out the entire block
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:00 No.17582982
    >>17582948
    >>17582970
    WHAT THE FUCK!

    THEY'RE NOT EVEN INTERROGATING US! THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT MAN!
    FUCK YOU! YOU PEOPLE DID THIS TO ME!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:00 No.17582983
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    >>17582975
    ... we were just wondering, friend Commissar - Skub, or anti-Skub?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:00 No.17582986
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    >>17582975

    er... Nothing!

    Nothing at all!

    Nope. No heretical discussions of theoretical subhuman species to be found whatsoever, sir!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:00 No.17582987
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    >>17582975
    John, thank GOD your here, they found out about the Squats John! THE SQUATS JOHN!
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/18/12(Wed)01:00 No.17582988
    >>17582976
    They can't take us alive!

    WE WON'T FALTER! NEVE
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:01 No.17582991
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    I will throw myself upon them giving you all time to escape!

    I AM THE HERO /tg/ NEEDS!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:01 No.17582993
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    >>17582983

    DIEFUCKINGLIARHERETICCOCKSUCKERPUSSYFART!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:03 No.17583000
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    >>17582988

    That's how I thought it too
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:04 No.17583010
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    >>17582986
    You seem suspicious to me....
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/18/12(Wed)01:04 No.17583012
    >>17583000
    Hahh, I still have...
    One wound...

    FERMI COOLING DISABLED! OVERCLOCK IS GO!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:05 No.17583016
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    >>17582993
    So, the right answer is "anti-Skub"?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:05 No.17583019
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    >>17583016
    >> General Plastro 01/18/12(Wed)01:07 No.17583025
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    SHIT, THEY'VE FOUND THE SAFEHOUSES, TOO!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:07 No.17583031
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    >>17583019
    OK, then, "skub"? Sir, you have to understand, the people need a clear answer on this.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:08 No.17583033
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    >>17583010

    ME?

    Ehehehe, er um I mean whatever would give you that idea?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:08 No.17583036
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    RUN GUYS RUN
    THEY AREN'T INTERESTED IN INTERROGATION, THEY'RE CLEANING HOUSE.

    DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, ITS GLOBAL

    PICTURE VERY FUCKING RELATED
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:08 No.17583039
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:10 No.17583048
    OH PRAISE THE EMPRAH YOU'RE HERE COMMISSAR! THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:10 No.17583049
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    We have fun here <3
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:10 No.17583054
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    >>17583033
    >>17583031

    You are heretics and should die immediately
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:11 No.17583055
    >see this thread...
    >I put on my robe and Commissar's hat...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:12 No.17583061
    They kicked down my door.

    I'm resigned to my fate.

    Tell my mother, that I lo
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:13 No.17583070
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    You know, someone just actually kicked down my door while I was reading this thread.

    Convenient
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:14 No.17583078
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    Don't worry, Commissar!
    The new Buckley fort shall destroy all those that appear the Imperium!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:14 No.17583080
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:15 No.17583085
    Alright faggots, chill the fuck out.

    This is known to only a few but this is the Second Great Purge.

    Why is that so little known? Not many survivors of the first.

    Here's what you do. Get your ass to argentina. GW doesn't have a real presence down here. It's the only safe country.

    You only need to be here for a week or so.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:16 No.17583087
    >>17583036

    "This is my final recording...

    I can hear the boots and the roar of their helicopters closing in on me, like a vice, slowly ratcheting tighter and tighter. Soon they will be upon me, and I know that there will be no mercy, not for us, not for what we've done, what we KNOW. I've accepted that now. There used to be anger, rage against the injustice that we must suffer to protect what the PEOPLE should rightfully own... but that burned out a long time ago. Now there is just purpose. Cold, directed purpose that drives me to make this last log.

    Whoever is reading this, know that we few held the line. We protected the knowledge, those sacred truths, that all might one day know. That was our dream, our mission, and now that knowledge is passed on to you.

    The secret of the Squa- *KA-KRUNCH* *BANG*

    NO, NO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! RESIST! RESIST-"
    *KRRRRRSSSSSSSHHH*

    -end recording-
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:18 No.17583100
    New Yorkers
    They've brided the police and Times Square is covered with snipers. They've already gotten two neckbeards. STAY AWAY FROM TIMES SQUARE
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:19 No.17583107
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    Its been a pleasure serving with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:21 No.17583112
    Emergency Protocol Six-Five-Omega activated.

    Initiating radio silence in three... two... one...-
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:21 No.17583115
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    >>17583036
    that's not true!
    I'll tell them anything!
    I can bargain with them! They have to bargain with me! Please, I'll tell you anything you wa BLAM BLAMBLAM
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:23 No.17583119
    >>17583112
    overridge, we need to keep emergency broadcasts open to share intel like times square.

    DC fags, the beltway is NOT safe, they have technicals and RPGs all over that shit. DO NOT USE THE BELTWAY. I'm heard rumors Route 1 is safe, but nothing solid
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:23 No.17583120
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    Running is for Cowards. I will die as I have lived: On. My. Feet.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:24 No.17583122
    >>17583119
    override*
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:24 No.17583127
    I've heard a rumor about Canada being a legal free zone. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:25 No.17583129
    >>17583120
    someone has to run, to preserve the truth.

    but godspeed, take as many of them with you as you can
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:25 No.17583133
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    Squats are a real army. They exist.

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:26 No.17583138
    Gentlemen. It has been a privilege playing with you tonight.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:29 No.17583145
    >>17583119

    If you can get across the Potomac into the mountains, I've got a secure bunker set up at position Delta-Niner-Niner.

    Good luck and Godspeed.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:30 No.17583150
    Bang.
    *BLAMBLAMBLAM*
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:30 No.17583152
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    >>17583133
    And they have sweet vehicles.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:31 No.17583155
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    >>17583152
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:32 No.17583160
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    JESUS CHRIST THEY HAVE KILLZONES ALL AROSS THE EASTERN SEABOARD

    THEY JUST TOOK OUT AN ENTIRE FERRY TRYING TO LEAVE THE MANHATTAN HARBOR
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:33 No.17583163
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    I don't have info on GW, but I do have some on another company.

    This is info that FASA did not want you to know before they went under. Ponies are canon.
    >> Inquisitor !MqYjFZB9Sg 01/18/12(Wed)01:36 No.17583174
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    The Squats never existed. The stench of Heresy is on your breath. The Emperor shall grant no mercy to any of you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:36 No.17583177
    >>17583163
    Bloody hell, for a moment, I thought he'd speared himself through the head with a drill.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:39 No.17583199
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    >>17583163

    Is that... a.... Brony-Furry hybrid? In a 40k thread?

    SUFFER NOT THE UNCLEAN TO LIVE

    COMMENCE THE PURGE
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:39 No.17583201
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    >>17583177
    It would have been a better outcome.

    Wobbies are the true heroes of the Dark Age. They purged the furry contamination from BattleTech. Having done so, they began the war against Mary Sues, but lost to Devlin Stone.
    >> Alpharius 01/18/12(Wed)01:41 No.17583212
    Posting from Battlefort Neckbeard. We've got enough armament here to stave off a Dreadnaught.

    Anyone who wants a glorious death can make your way here for our last stand.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:42 No.17583215
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    >>17583127
    Black 6.... Black 6

    Emergency containment procedures have been initialized far surpassing our darkest nightmares...

    Passage overland and overwater have been sealed off around the North East Canadian border...

    Repeat passage into Canada Is a no go...

    Buffalo and Erie have been classified as black level threat zones...

    Repeat passa.....................................
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/18/12(Wed)01:43 No.17583224
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    A record from the first great purge, may it serve as a warning to us all.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:44 No.17583229
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17582781/

    AND ALL WILL KNOW OF THE 300 NECKBEARDS WHO GAVE THEIR LAST BREATHS TO DEFEND IT.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:44 No.17583230
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    >>17583212

    Mock not the Emperor's wrath!

    The Adeptus Astartes accepts your challenge! Prepare to die, heretic!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:44 No.17583234
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    >>17583199
    No, it's a piece of BattleTech history. It came out way before the whole mlp craze. FASA published the first chapter of the guy's story without reading anything else of his. The first chapter was normal up until his disappearance. Then the next chapter he comes back as an anthro unicorn, along with other people that were changed. When FASA went under, the guy tried to sue FASA into getting the entire rights to Battletech. Catalyst, who now owns the series, however has managed to remove the taint from the universe by declaring all official art canon.
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:52 No.17583271
    is.. is it over?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:52 No.17583277
    >>17583271

    That's just what they want you to believe.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:54 No.17583281
    ...Is it over? I can no longer hear the gunfire in the streets. have I survived the..
    ...no, please no! I can here them busting down my door! What right do they have?! Why can't we be left in peace?! I only want to liv-
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:54 No.17583283
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    Send the Astartes to search the area. We must be sure that no heretic escaped alive.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:55 No.17583286
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    >>17583268

    It's 7am.
    I've been up 36 hours doped to the eyes on Prochlorperazine Maleate and various other concoctions - earlier I watched Event horizon.

    I just removed the spoilers and this is what I see?
    It's been nice knowing you all.
    >> Alpharius 01/18/12(Wed)01:56 No.17583295
    Battlefort Neckbeard has been destroyed.

    They sent TWO dreads at us.

    I think some others made it out.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)01:59 No.17583308
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    BROTHERS!

    LONG HAVE WE LIVED IN GAMES WORKSHOPS OPPRESSION!

    BUT NO LONGER!

    PEACE THROUGH POWER!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:00 No.17583319
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    Our Army shall rise.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:01 No.17583326
    >>17583319

    FUCKS SAKE
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/18/12(Wed)02:04 No.17583333
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    >>17583319
    In the next life, brother.

    FERMI REACHING CRITICAL TEMPERATURE.
    Ave Squats, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:04 No.17583335
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:05 No.17583341
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    >>17583319
    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:07 No.17583349
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    The virulent vermin are on the move, their visage of benevolence crumbled and their vicious intent laid bare! Verily, the time has come to fight, and fight we shall. The only verdict is vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:07 No.17583351
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    >>17583341

    WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?
    >> The Last Squat 01/18/12(Wed)02:23 No.17583413
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    BROTHERS, YOUR FIGHT HAS NOT BEEN IN VAIN. THE ARCHIVE IS SAFE BEYOND THEIR REACH!

    MY ONLY REGRET IS THE POWERS WE WERE FORCED TO UNLEASH TO ACCOMPLISH THIS DEED.

    MAY OUR SHORT BEARDED CHILDREN FORGIVE US.
    >> The Last Squat 01/18/12(Wed)02:25 No.17583424
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    I FeaAaL tha WhArP OVERta...

    NeAverFaorGEeehHht....

    *static*
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:30 No.17583439
    NO, NO, NO.

    THESE ARE FORGEFATHERS, SEE? TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:35 No.17583451
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    GUYS.

    GUYS, I'VE GOT THIS.

    I'VE GOT THE MASTER PLAN TO STOP GAMES WORKSHOP. OF COURSE, IT ALSO INVOLVES YOU ALL BECOMING CITIZENS OF ROBOTNIKLAND WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT, BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE! WHO WANTS TO HEAR IT?
    >> Sarvesh Mossbeard 01/18/12(Wed)02:44 No.17583490
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    Yo guys, check it out, these humans got some nice armored swag! hey! can I get a spar *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:46 No.17583495
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    >>17583490
    OH MY ARMOK, THEY SHOT URIST!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:49 No.17583501
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    rolled 1, 21, 1, 9, 28 + 23 = 83

    yall heretics posting in a heretic thread
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:52 No.17583513
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    >implying I'm not ready for them.

    COME AT ME!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)02:53 No.17583516
    >>17583513
    I'm MAD jelly.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)03:04 No.17583563
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    >>17583513
    Breaking news.

    It appears a Games Workshop partyvan was notified of a hobbyist who had a full army of Squats.

    Witnesses say that it was a bloodbath, charred bits of burnt plastic, feces and blood everywhere within a six mile radius. There were reportedly no survivors.

    Full story at eight.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)03:07 No.17583572
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    For thousand of years, we hid! A thousand generation have passed! And yet they would still hunt us down! When our ancestor could no longer live peace, when we returned deep within our mountainhomes, when we regressed to the our ancestral ways. Ten thousand years, and still they would hunt us down, and worst, they would erase our memory!

    AND I SAY NO MORE. ARISE!
    ARISE, DWARFS. ARISE, SQUATS.
    THE BATTLE HAS YET TO BE FOUGHT! ARISE, CLAN PLASMAHAMMERS! ARISE, CLAN BATTLESQUAD. NO MORE SHALL WE ENDURE THIS.

    TONIGHT, WE RISE. FOURTY THOUSAND DWARVES, ARMED TO THE TEETH, TO RECLAIM WHAT WAS LOST SO LONG AGO

    OUR HONOR!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)03:09 No.17583575
    They have taken the bridge… and the second hall.

    We have barred the gates… but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes.

    We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark.

    We cannot get out…
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)03:16 No.17583593
    >>17583575
    "Command! They've everywhere! Our troops are getting slaughtered! Short bearded dudes with primitive weapons!
    We cannot stop this tide! We need reeinforGLARGH

    ***ssssssssstatic******8
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)03:20 No.17583600
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    we do as we damn well please
    >> Sarvesh Mossbeard 01/18/12(Wed)03:27 No.17583625
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    We fought. Fought the good fight. Thousand upon thousand of our kinds, under one common banner, to reclaim what was lost so long ago. And we fought them, with their shiny armors, their destructive pistols, their colossal machinery. And we brought our best troops, fought in the best locations, down inside the the deepest tunnels, where they could not bring their best.

    And through the day was won, the price was too heavy, and the war had only begun. We need to be better prepared. Remember the technology we lost. Prepare. For another strike. As for now, we hide. The worst has yet to come.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)03:30 No.17583643
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    hail the cult of the squat ones
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)03:39 No.17583672
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    Rock on little dudes... Rock on! Here! I donate my booze to the cause.

    May it serve you well...
    >> Assin Dok !!O4A9wYJbUWO 01/18/12(Wed)03:42 No.17583682
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    Guys, it's okay. Just pretend you're illiterate. They should just overlook you, it's how I've survived for so long.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)04:07 No.17583728
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    THEY BROUGHT TANKS!

    BUT FUCK IT! IM GOING IN ANYWAYS!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)04:30 No.17583814
    Drums, Drums in the deep
    We cannot get out.
    They come
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)04:44 No.17583870
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    Ha! My personal stash of Squat-related shit is buried deep under ground! Those fuckers will nev....

    >>Pic Related
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)04:45 No.17583877
    >>17583672
    We're talking about dwarves.

    That's not nearly enough booze
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:19 No.17584571
    THEY'RE AT MY DOOR SHITSHITSHIT

    Guys I am going to mask my network so that they cannot find any of you.

    Good look, elegant/tg/entlemen. *salutes* IT IS TOO LATE FOR ME!! AUUUGGHH COME ON YOU ELFGINA FUCKERS!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:24 No.17584583
    What's a Squat?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:27 No.17584593
    What was the last edition they were in anyway?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:28 No.17584594
    THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE UNIVERSE SHALL TREBLE AS THE SQUATS MAKE THEIR TRIUMPHANT RETURN FROM THE CRACKS IN TIME.

    /timelords
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:29 No.17584599
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:39 No.17584632
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    >>17582876
    Their big things were heavy weapons and tricycles.

    Does anyone have the codex? I lost it when I moved computers.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:41 No.17584640
    >/tg/
    >Spoilers

    NEAT-O
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:48 No.17584672
    >>17584632
    is that squat driver black?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:49 No.17584679
    >>17584672
    No, he's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:51 No.17584686
    >>17584679
    can he be both?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)08:52 No.17584691
    >>17584686
    Theoretically, but being awesome trumps everything else he is. He used to be radical, but that word has meanings now.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)09:00 No.17584708
    >reading this thread
    >computer screen goes black
    >brief moment of terror
    Oh, it was just the power cable coming loose.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)09:00 No.17584710
    >>17584708
    The stormtroopers should be coming in through the windows any moment now.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)09:02 No.17584714
    >>17583513
    holy shit that cannon.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)09:07 No.17584727
    >>17584632
    don't download the codex!!
    it has a traker virus that will let GW know where you life
    and the next thing you will see is a hungry nid in the dungeon beneath the GamesWorkshop of your local city
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)09:09 No.17584735
    we have wished for a spoilers option on /tg/ for so long

    this is not how I wished for it
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)09:17 No.17584759
    one of the regulars at my FLGW has a squat army he brings in most times he plays 40k
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)12:53 No.17585635
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    I appear to have survived the first night of the Second Great Purge. Is anyone else still out there?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)13:08 No.17585721
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    Threat Level Black. Connecting Infinity Drive feed. Please provide password for voiceprint confirmation.

    "Bring hope to humanity."

    Final Directive engaged.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)13:44 No.17585899
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    We cannot get out.

    The way is shut.

    Dice, dice in the deep.

    We cannot get out.

    They are co
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)13:46 No.17585913
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    *Transmision incomming: This is the rogue bettleship "Squatsright" Reporting in! We broke from our Fleet and we have brought two more ships with us...

    Do you have Need of the Exteminatus?: Transmission End*
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)13:51 No.17585949
    WE MUST FIGHT

    FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN

    OUR FINAL SPARK WILL BE SO BRIGHT IT WILL SHINE ON TO ETERNITY
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)14:05 No.17586048
    we have a hold in the great lands right now.

    in chicago we have built a bunker deep below daily plaza, right near one of their strongholds, we are accepting all stragglers and survivors in the midwest.

    we have a copy safely stored and secured, we will live to fight another day, we will survive.
    >> Heresy Maker 01/18/12(Wed)14:29 No.17586206
    >>17583593


    FUCK THIS NOISE! I'M RELEASING THE ELEPHANTS!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)15:22 No.17586605
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)15:24 No.17586623
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    You're too late! The information is in another board!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)20:18 No.17588946
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    Oh god, we're all going to die.
    >> Platyspy 01/18/12(Wed)20:40 No.17589080
    for the longest time the carp have been our mortal enemies, but now they shall become our greatest strength...
    MEN! REDIRECT THE RIVERS! LET THE CARP FEAST ON THEIR BONES!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)22:04 No.17589875
    01110011 01110001 01110101 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100110 01100101
    CONFIRMED! THE INFORMATION IS SAFE! SPREADING COPIES TO BASES ACROSS THE EMPIRE
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)22:26 No.17590031
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    To anybody out there.
    If you can see this, they probably have got me. I can hear them coming for me while I'm typing this. I can only hope that the internet doesn't fail while I press the "Submit" button.
    They know. They are coming for everybody. No questions. No mercy. As a shadow in the night, they come silently, and you're erased from existence.
    No record of you. You disappear from the world. Your name becomes anathema. Your things get obliterated. Your loved ones disappear with you, and the ones that loved you forget how to remember anything related to you.
    Zip. None. It's like you never existed.
    It's too late for me, but it's not too late for you. You must remember. It doesn't matter of you don't remember me, you must remember this. Spread this knowledge like the plague; they can't silence everybody. They should know. Everybody should know.

    The Squats are rea
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)22:48 No.17590215
    ++-Transmission Open-++
    Okay... I know you guys are out there...
    Just want you to know, after I dove out the window, I've been running for about 5 hours now... Think I lost 'em. I occasionally see one of the poor bastards trying to surrender; they get lined up and... well, you can guess what happens next. Florida isn't safe, for the love of all tha- SHIT, KILL SQUAD!
    *Gunshots*
    FUCK, IS THAT A DREADNOUGHT!? SHIT, GET THE FUCK DOWN, GET THE FU-
    *Thump*
    (Distant) Finally dumped that bastard... shit, he had a comm bead. Smash it and let's go, I smell a real greasy one nearby...
    *Loud Crack, Static*
    ++-Transmission Terminated-++
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)23:03 No.17590364
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    STOP
    ONLINE
    HERESY
    ACT (SOHA)

    As per the new SOHA, heretics may now be corrected without need for lengthy procedures such as proof or evidence; any guardsman who is capable of heresy is now guilty of heresy, and will be denied access to imperial resources such as ammunition, rations, or air.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/12(Wed)23:20 No.17590507
    >>17583575
    ACTIVATE THE MAGMA PUMPS

    WE WILL SHOW THESE TALL BASTARDS WHAT A HOT ZONE IS.

    FALLBACK POINT BOATMURDERED SIGNING OFF FOR THE FINAL TIME, WE`RE FIXIN TO GIVE `EM HELL LADS, FOR THE HAMMERS OF OUR FORGEFATHERS, AND FOR THE BEARDS OF OUR HALL MOTHERS.

    WE SHALL DRINK BEER NEXT TO THE FORGE OF THE GREAT SMITH THE NEXT TIME WE MEET. TELL MY CHILDREN OF MY GLORIOUS BEARD,

    AND THAT I DIED LIKE I LIVED,


    DRUNK AS FUCK.


    (transmission ends with the sound of gears winding and the deployment of what has been identified as a barrel being drunk at the speed of mach-11, as well as magma and carps splashing everywhere.)
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)01:50 No.17591454
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    it....its over...And were're still here.....

    Did we win?
    >> Alpharius 01/19/12(Thu)01:52 No.17591472
    >>17591454
    We survived, and that's all that matters today.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 01/19/12(Thu)01:52 No.17591473
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    And lo /tg/ did vanquish the spoilers, as they saw what horrendous power they possessed, and cast them forth to the other lesser board to stay for all eternity.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/19/12(Thu)01:52 No.17591474
    ++TRANSMISSION BEGIN++
    -cough-
    Fermi blew. Took out everything I had stored. They'll never know.

    Hope you lazy assholes... remembered your backups...

    Oh boy, here they come again...

    ++TRANSMISSION END++
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)01:53 No.17591480
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    >>17591454
    Nope.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/19/12(Thu)01:57 No.17591517
    >>17591473
    But one remnant remained, a small black banner near the High Heavens, a reminder of /tg/'s hubris, that they should think to take hold of the darkness that plagued the boards and bend it to their own purposes.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)01:58 No.17591525
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    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)02:06 No.17591571
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    We have not won, we have only survived. And we must continue to survive.

    We cannot win something as complex as the changing the past. They have died as fate has seemed to decree. However, we still live. And will continue to live. If not for ourselves, them for them who cannot.

    They will be back. They always come back. But as long as one of us remains to tell of their valiant struggle, we all still survive.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)02:16 No.17591639
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    >>17591571
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)03:03 No.17591942
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    Go go commissar rangers!

    (dew-deee-dew-dew-dew!)

    Go go commissar rangers!

    (dew-deee-dew-dew-dew!)

    Go go commissar rangers! You mighty, squat stomping commissar rangers!

    (guitar solo)
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)06:45 No.17593133
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    Though I am pleased I came out alive /tg/ I cannot help but feel we failed.

    So long have we wanted the return of the squats. So long have we desired to drive tanks run on booze.
    So long have we desired to lead an army of drunken bearded space midgets into the glory of battle.

    The fact that it has stopped only means we were defeated...
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)06:53 No.17593164
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    THey will never find the secrets I bear.

    Even if it takes a millenium.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:02 No.17593201
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    We may have been defeated, but now the information is out there. They cannot kill an idea. All we have now is hope as the future generations will pick up the banner and strike when our enemies are at their weakest.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:09 No.17593238
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    Fear not! We have not yet been defeated this day. Though Squats have vanished from the known universe there must be some somewhere that still exist. Perhaps hiding in a tower on some distant world, perhaps being cared for by some kind soul.

    And though he is sick and the last of his kind, his mechanical augmentations rusting as he hides away in the dark he will be the shining hope of inspiration for us all

    Steel yourself /tg/... We will take back our dwarves and celebrate with much booze and merrymaking! FOR IT WILL BE A GLORIOUS DAY FOR THE IMPERIUM!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:11 No.17593255
    >>17593238
    Ah yes. Hiding away on feral worlds, regressing to building primitive fortresses while venerating their heathen deities...
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:14 No.17593270
    >>17593201

    Sauce on this.... SAUCE ON THIS NOW!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:18 No.17593284
    If anyone here owns a 3D printer... leave your home quietly and calmly and never return. Do to the fact that they can be used to print miniatures, ever single 3D printer on the planet - even DIY ones - contains a bomb that will explode if they detect infringement.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:22 No.17593302
    >>17585635
    I made it into the woods, but their sweeps are getting closer and closer...
    I don't know how much longer it will be before they find me.
    God speed /tg/ I pray some of us get out of this alive.
    >captcha Hammond, CRepent

    I will never repent!
    >> Braith117 01/19/12(Thu)07:24 No.17593313
    >>17593201
    A dwarf with a can of beer waiting to snipe marines with a multimelta...I love sillydark sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:29 No.17593334
    Here in the Netherlands they do not seem to have raided anything yet. Just heard a story of some Neckbeards being arrested at the GW in the capital. I'll lay low for now.

    Netherlands is relatively save
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:32 No.17593345
    >>17593313
    Sillydark is best dark. Seriously. 40k went to shit when they started taking things seriously. Hell; I'd probably even play the tabletop if it was still sillydark. But taking something as full of hand-waving and asspull explanations as 40k and then making it srs business was just fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:36 No.17593364
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    HI THERE.
    WE ARE THE FORGE FATHERS.

    WE ARE NOT SQUATS. NO SIR.
    >> Braith117 01/19/12(Thu)07:44 No.17593397
    >>17593345
    Oh, its still pretty silly, in a different way now, but its still pretty silly.

    You still have an army of raiders from a race of bondage elves, orks are still, well...orks.

    Marines try to be serious, but they keep them so over the top its hard to take them seriously. You still have the battle nuns(where's Sister Sin when they need her?), just minus the head cover, and there's always their constant poking at the Russians with guard.

    I wouldn't mind a few more jump-jetting titans climbing buildings though.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:45 No.17593398
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    Can't say much. West coast has mostly gone quiet, but seems like they're getting ready to swing north along the way back to their east-coast HQ. Folks over that way might want to consider a southern rout. Avoid Florida and major traffic areas; Time Square and DC were hard lessons. Golden Gate is still locked down. Seattle's Space Needle apparently has some kind of laser with a stupidly long range.

    Transmitting from inside one of their forward outposts. Probably won't make it out the door after this is sent. Godspeed.

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    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:51 No.17593426
    Australia here, what kinda fags are you? We've got the heads of redshirts on every street corner and their reclamation squads assraped by kangaroos on live telly.

    Yeah, we were ready for this.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:51 No.17593427
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    rolled 39, 88, 88, 99, 41, 9, 75, 88, 9, 8, 40, 97 = 681

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:52 No.17593431
    I think it's high time you guys rediscovered the womb dagger, with the wanton blamming and all.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5978922/

    What is it you ask?
    It's something that makes the rape factory seem like the product of a sane and rational mind.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)07:55 No.17593457
    >>17593397
    >You still have an army of raiders from a race of bondage elves, orks are still, well...orks.

    Yeah, except that they tried to rationalize the ideas involved and reconcile them with what they wanted 40k to be. They took it from a setting where it was grimdark and intentionally silly because they were laughing at themselves (bondage elves, magic green soccer hooligans, squats, the Imperium being treated about as seriously as how Monty Python treated the Spanish Inquisition) to all grimdark srs business all the time and the only silliness comes from the fans pointing out how retarded said all grimdark all the time is. The 40k fluff went from being a mutual joke to being the BUTT of jokes.



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