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    18 KB STRIKE WITCHES: HELL'S ANGELS planefag 01/19/12(Thu)22:44 No.17601600  
    Previous thread: >17599224

    "Okay, I'll get you to your Striker unit," you tell Sakamoto, preparing to gun the motorcycle.

    "Ffffuck no," she says, her single visible eye flashing with eager light. She thrust her katana past your head, pointing at the beach. "TO THE MARTIAN SHIP! BANZAI!"

    You blink.

    "If they can't steal them, they'll kill them," Minna says. "Do it!"

    Girl's got a point. You turn the motorcycle towards the Martian positions, gun the engine for all its worth, and drive straight into a huge concentrated barrage of heat-rays, rockets and bullets.

    Good job. You're dead. BAD END.

    Except when you open your eyes, you're bathed in the searingly bright light of Minna's active shield. "DRIVE!" she screams, clutching you with an iron grip, and you do what you do best.

    You drive.

    The terrain is broken and cluttered, with a seeming abundance of waist-high obstacles strewn about for no fucking reason - typical English landscaping, you suppose. The machine handles beautifully, and even with two girls who've no idea how to lean into turns, you eat up the distance between you and the Martians with incredible speed. You feel your skin drying out, and with horror realize the Martians are training their heat-rays on you, which Minna's shield can't entirely stop.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:46 No.17601619
    Drive on. I can't see any other option.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:46 No.17601622
    welp, we'll get cancer then.

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:46 No.17601625

    Motorcycles like twisties, get some transverse going to lower the effect.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:47 No.17601632
    Ramp off something! Anything! Go Dukes of Hazard on their ass's and get away from the heat.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:47 No.17601634
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:48 No.17601645

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:49 No.17601663

    Go evasive abit.

    Gotta keep her magical power up.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:50 No.17601675

    (ramp off of something)
    and deliver our cargo of SWORD WITCH
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)22:51 No.17601681
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    Behind you, Sakamoto is laughing that same strong belly laugh, but this time it isn't stopping, and there's a new, feral quality to it. "THAT'S THE WAY, PILOT!" she roars with unholy glee. "SHOW THEM YOUR SKILL!"

    The Martians are now plainly visible, and you actually VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOM past their advanced line before they can react. The bike's suspension lurches, and you see Sakamoto FLYING THROUGH THE FUCKING AIR, her kanana glowing with battle-magic as she roars with primal fury, her shield active as she hurtles towards the hapless Martians.

    Turning the bike, you do the only thing you can think of - take it even further, past even more stunned Martians, carefully jouncing and bouncing down the rocky slopes to the narrow sandy beach of the island. The natural berm of the tiny "sea-cliff" gives you a moment's respite, and doesn't get you shot in the back trying to flee.

    "Everybody off!" you declare, swinging off the bike. Minna gets off with you, holding your pistol, and you unsling the BAR

    "What now?" you ask. Scarcely a hundred yards distant you can see the bloated form of the Martian landing craft, sitting at the very edge of the beach. "I dunno about you, but right now, I want to shoot these motherfuckers."

    >What does Minna order?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:52 No.17601690
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:52 No.17601693
    Try evasion, look for anything that will break line-of-sight with those heat-rays.

    Otherwise, we need to get to the ship as fast as possible to minimize the amount of exposure to enemy fire.
    Can we take the BAR off and hand it to Sakamoto as we ride?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:52 No.17601694
    Weapons free!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:52 No.17601695
    "Shoot these motherfuckers."
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:53 No.17601698

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:53 No.17601705
    Yes. We will capture their craft. Technology for the Science!-god!
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)22:53 No.17601707
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    >artists impression
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:54 No.17601710

    We're the one with the BAR.

    Get prone, put down suppressive fire for the witches to advance.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:54 No.17601715
    Get to the landing ship, we need to rescue the captured witches.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/19/12(Thu)22:57 No.17601739
    Lets go take our girls back from those aliens.

    Also, why do I have a mental image of Sakamoto going
    THE BEAST on us
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:58 No.17601751

    Lest we ever forget.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:59 No.17601758
    Weapons free, but try not to hit anything cute and human.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)22:59 No.17601764
    Can we hit zuccini? It is neither.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:00 No.17601767

    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:02 No.17601783
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    Minna's eyes dart from the dark landing craft, then back up the low bluff. The sounds of gunfire and men's shouting are growing louder by the second, and you can tell the engineers and male support staff are making a headlong charge, probably taking advantage of your distraction. Minna's face twists in pain, and you're watching as her eyes go cold and flat.

    "Support the advance," she says, nodding at your BAR. "I'm entering the ship."

    "That's fucking stupid," you say instantly, and she slaps you so fast you almost don't see her hand move.

    "That's an order!" she barks, her voice hollow. "You fucking do it, soldier!"

    >Go along with this?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:03 No.17601791
    Shut up and support the advance.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:03 No.17601793
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:03 No.17601797

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:03 No.17601800
    Enter the ship of course.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:04 No.17601801
    Why would we disobey that order? Seems kinda odd, since we are driving around clueless at this point.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:04 No.17601802
    Fuck her. The engineers aren't important and she knows it.

    Ask for confirmation. Comply if given.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:04 No.17601808

    Fine. We support her advance.

    The BAR can be shoulder fired so we charge in with her.

    Someone has to watch out and keep that silly girl alive.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:04 No.17601809
    Goddammit she's not going alone. You're in it to win it.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:05 No.17601823
    We should slap the bitch, either way.

    Take a look at the force we have, and figure out whether it can probably take the remaining xenos without you. If it can, then go to the ship, if not, then stay.
    It's not that hard; I don't know why we're asking for orders all the time.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:05 No.17601824
    Stop posting that, it fucks with natural responses to shit.
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:05 No.17601825
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    >naught but a pistol
    >enter alium ship alone

    On the other hand,

    >advancing against heavy fire
    >you're behind the enemy with a BAR

    Just Sayin.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:06 No.17601830

    "No ma'am. You support ME."

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:06 No.17601831

    on the one hand, we havent obeyed a single order from her yet so there could be some bitterness, and we're totally supposed to be doing the diplomat thing.

    on the other hand, minna is fucking incompetent in general, and has weird hangups about males in general.

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:06 No.17601832
    "Ma'am, you need my fire support, the ground crew already has Sakamoto."

    We're not as important to the war effort as those girls are, and we know it, and so should she.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:07 No.17601838
    Do we still have the 1911?
    If so, give Minna the BAR and tell her to support the advance.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601851
    In hindsight, why didn't Miyafuji heal Minna ?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601852
    the groundcrews arn expendable. so are we. the witches aint. point this out, and head into the ship.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601855
    oh shit your right, i think we do still have it.

    sounds like this needs to happen.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601858
    Wait the psychic aliens are in contact with each other so they should not be defending the ship if aliens were not about to shoot the backs of our engineers coming back with more girls.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601865
    Ma'am, you have a pistol and you are wounded while I have a light machine gun and am in perfect fighting condition. Sticking together would be a better idea, and my gun will be more useful in tight spaces
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601866

    males in particular*

    that should read. damnit.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601870
    Because she was panicked.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:08 No.17601871

    Negetory, follow her. Commanders aren't supposed to do stupid things on their own, that's a pilot's shtick. Commanders are supposed to point pilots in the right direction to do stupid things for maximum effect!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:09 No.17601882
    We just saved your ass, like hell we're gonna let you charge out and get yourself killed. Besides, the BAR was designed for mobile support fire. We can advance and support at the same time.

    Besides, even with Shirley's higher capacity mags, we don't have enough ammo to lay suppression from a fixed position.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:09 No.17601884
    Supid things! Oh god, I love doing stupid things!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:09 No.17601888
    this, completely and utterly THIS!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:10 No.17601893
    If it wasn't for stupid things, we wouldn't do anything at all!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:10 No.17601895
    Can someone clarify whether Minna is actually in a position to be giving us orders? I thought that since we were in separate units she couldn't really do that.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:10 No.17601902
    Exactly! Let's put on our dunce caps and go in!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:11 No.17601903
    i think we are supposed to according to our boss, but we actually do not give a single flying fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:11 No.17601906
    This is her base, she's in charge of everything at her base.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:11 No.17601912

    we're supposed to be serving with her witches as a liason, but no one has actually officially informed us yet. so its a gray area.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:12 No.17601918
    Her base and her personnel. It's reasonable to...let's say...operate within the broad parameters of her orders?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/19/12(Thu)23:12 No.17601920
    It depends, but in this case it would be like say a pilot LtCommander telling me in engineering how to start up the reactor, I'd politely tell him "yeah.. ok," before doing it the way we are supposed to, so not really.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:12 No.17601926
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:16 No.17601957
    This is closer to the base commander coming down to your shop and giving you the same orders.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:16 No.17601966
    Light the sons of bitches up, but follow the queen bitch while we do it.
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:17 No.17601971
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    "Going in there alone is suicide. I refuse."

    Minna shoves your pistol into your abdomen, her eyes blazing with fury.

    "Those men are being butchered up there, you selfish fuck! I'm the Commander! ME! You fucking... arrogant, selfish, pigheaded egotistical... PILOT!" She spits the last as if it's the nastiest word she could possibly use.

    So you do the only thing you can think of, which is to slam the strongest part of your skull into the weakest part of hers. You're not the biggest guy in the world - pilots rarely are - but Minna weights all of a hundred pounds soaking wet, and she's already been battered a-plenty tonight. She topples onto her ass, stunned.

    "SIR, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH SIR," you declare, shoving the BAR into her arms and taking your 1911 back. It'll be more useful in the close quarters in the alien ship.

    Before Minna can get up and rip your anus out and feed it to you, you haul ass for the Martian vessel. It's like nothing you've ever seen before, and every pilot has seen just about everything they've cooked up, on recognition flashcards if nothing else. It looks like a flattened spheroid, and is strangely sleek for a Martian vessel - they've no seeming care or worry about concepts like aerodynamics. Just one more oddity, all told.

    An entrance is easy to find - there's several hexagon-shaped openings all over the sides. You grab onto a protrusion near the edge and sling your way in, 1911 up and ready.

    The inside is a tubular nightmare. The construction is neither wholly mechanical nor organic, with strange, flowing shapes molding into stark geometric bulkheads and boxy equipment with no seeming rhyme or reason. It's obviously designed for the tentacle-ball Martians, as there's no clear pathways and the ship seems laid out like a honeycomb - you'd have to be a monkey to navigate it easily.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:17 No.17601977
    Nope, fuck you, Ms. Concussed. If you are going in, me and Browning's Claymore are coming in too.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:17 No.17601980
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    >knows what shes doing
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:18 No.17601990

    >Knock out minna and charge in alone

    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:21 No.17602012
    It's like she doesn't realize that this is a war and we have to choose between who lives and dies depending on strategic value.

    Anyway, let's see if Minna has decided to be practical about things and joined us, and then start looking for those witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:21 No.17602016
    So, what's the plan? Try to die before we get court-martialed?
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:22 No.17602032
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    From above you, a scream: "LOOK OUT!"

    You don't bother trying to figure out which of the six dimensions the Martian is coming from, so you just dive through the nearest honeycomb-like set of girders and roll on the ground a bit. Something big and Alien-like goes FLHAMPHULAMPALAUMP as it lands near you in a big ball of tentacles. One thing a fighter pilot is good at is spatial awareness, so you've no trouble locating the enemy. Thrusting the 1911 at it, you jerk the trigger three times, the mighty concussions of the hefty .45 caliber pistol kicking your eardrums hard in the enclosed space. The Martian isn't dead, however, and adroitly snatches your pistol away from you, tearing it from your hand with such force your trigger finger is wrenched out of the trigger guard with terrible pain.

    A tentacle latches around your throat, crushing your windpipe, and you feel the cold circle of the muzzle pressed against your forehead.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:22 No.17602033
    More or less.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:22 No.17602035
    no, go blow up an alien spacecraft, be seen as a hero, and NOT only not get court martialled, but promoted while at it.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:23 No.17602043
    Yep, and we are not going alone. Kill aliums, get witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:23 No.17602044
    Knock the pistol away while it's still trying to figure out how to work the trigger!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:23 No.17602047
    Do aliums have balls? If so, kick them.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:24 No.17602049
    You're not big on letting us explain ourselves, are you? The argument about us being expendable at least makes our burning desire to take point on everything sound somewhat noble. But as things are, we just seem like a dick.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:24 No.17602055
    yeah, i guess thats probably the idea he
    oh well, look at that we work fast.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:24 No.17602056
    if we have another weapon use that to kill it, if not, then punch and kick the crap out of it.

    fight like a dirty bastard for your life man!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:24 No.17602057
    "Death from above, fucker."
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:25 No.17602061

    we can point this out if we live. the situation calls for hurrying up.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:25 No.17602065
    Knock the pistol away, punch it as hard as we can in something that looks vulnerable.
    Such is the life of a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:26 No.17602076
    Welp, we're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:26 No.17602077
    Still got a crushed mindpipe though.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:26 No.17602080
    We ARE kind of a dick.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:26 No.17602081
    And biting. Don't forget the biting.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:26 No.17602087
    We're a pilot, of course we're a dick.
    Have you even read the rest of this?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:26 No.17602088
    It's got a stranglehold on our neck, but our hands are free.
    Wish we had picked up a knife, but too late for that now.
    Grab the barrel and get it away from our head. Turn it back towards the alien.
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:28 No.17602108
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    A meaty, alien trill.



    You shit so hard it blows clean through the side of the Martian ship and propels you out the other door. Your bowels convulse with the force of ten thousand gorillas on PCP as your brain warps into a tube to evade the path of the bullet. You scream so loudly the bullet shatters in midair as you go hurtling towards a dark tube with a bright light at the end.

    This all happens the instant you hear that huge, horribly loud BANG! and none of it happens because for some insane fucking reason you're still alive.

    There's another horridly loud BANG! and then two more in quick succession. Since you're not dead, you figure, hey, may as well take a breath. Then another. Then you open your eyes, and you find yourself staring at Francesca Luuchini.

    "HA!" she hollers. "YOUR FACE! YOUR FACE! OH MY GOD, YOUR FACE!"

    You clutch at your face in horror, expecting to find it blown off, but it's perfectly intact.

    "THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!" she yodels, and then she breaks into desperate, hysterical laughter.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:28 No.17602113
    I thought we where a fighter pilot, and being a dick was a job? Besides, explaining takes time, and that's in short supply at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:29 No.17602119
    Push against muzzle, push the weapon out of battery, bludgeon the tentical holding it.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:30 No.17602123
    You asshole, planefag!
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    >middle of a firefight
    >explain things

    You'll get your chance. Probably when Minna tries to skin you after this is all over.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:30 No.17602125
    Grab you gun and get a move on, there's aliens to kill!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:31 No.17602127
    I thought we were fucked.
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:31 No.17602133
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    >Push against muzzle, push the weapon out of battery

    Well well well, somebody called it. Good job! That's pretty much exactly what you just did.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:32 No.17602134
    Inform her you had it under control
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:32 No.17602135
    We were
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:32 No.17602139
    Ok, Zuchini, lets get everyone else and get the hell out of here, how about.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:32 No.17602146
    "Status report."
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:33 No.17602148
    Soldiers do it all the time.
    Ask the italian loli for directions, then we find the rest of them.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:33 No.17602150
    Very funny, vegetable. There's work to do. Why did you waste time on me?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:41 No.17602209
    Surely OP will deliver.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:41 No.17602214
    well, pick up our gun and ask zuchinni what she knows i guess.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:42 No.17602219
    He's gonna make us wait til monday after getting to a good point.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:42 No.17602224
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    So on a scale of One to Hatesex, how much do you hate Minna?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:43 No.17602229
    Grab our 1911, ask Francesca where the others are.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:43 No.17602232
    then rape, lots and lots and lots of rape for being such a damn bitch loli.

    not just a bitch, that i can understand, but an incompetant bitch loli.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:44 No.17602241

    minna isnt loli.

    but coddamn, i do hate.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:44 No.17602242

    I'd rather gnaw my own dick off than stick it in her.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:44 No.17602244
    She's like...19
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:45 No.17602250
    and acts like 12, whats the point.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:45 No.17602251
    I don't hate her, because I actually have the ability to work with other people.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:46 No.17602255

    Well, at least then it'll be legal to bang her brains out.
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:46 No.17602259
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    "HEY!" you growl-screech at the ceiling. "FUCK YOU, ZUCCHINI!"

    Her laughter comes to a sudden, strangled halt.

    "I'VE TAKEN SHITS BIGGER THEN YOU, YOU LITTLE TWERP!" you howl, flailing about like mad. "AHRGH OFF, OFF, OFF ME!" you almost scream, tearing at the stiff, rubbery tentacle still wrapped around your throat. Staggering upright, you kick the dead Martian as hard as you can, lifting it an inch off the floor. "FUCK, YOU, I BARBECUE OCTOUPUZZ!"

    From behind you comes the sounds of strangled, helpless laughter. Turning, you see Ian, slumped against one of the honeycomb-like girders, absolutely helpless with laughter. His chest is heaving, but he barely has breath to wheeze more laughter.

    "What?" you ask incoherently.

    Ian raises his right hand a little, drawing your eyes to his sidearm - a big, heavy Colt 1909 revolver chambered in .45 ACP, which he held onto even after 1911s were issued in their stead. He fumbles a half-moon clip out of his pocket, and makes a weak motion to reload his pistol, but the laughter takes him again and he slumps, unable to move.

    Above you, that fucking Italian bint starts laughing again. "Ya look like you were trying to shit and scream at the same tiiiIIIIIIIEAAAAAAAH!" she exclaims, plummeting from orbit. You look up in time to see her snag a honeycomb girder before she drops too far.

    From the roof of the odd vessel, other Witches come tumbling down, all of them managing to catch themselves with some amount of grace - except Gertrude, who just bounces off a few girders. You lunge to catch her in your arms, except 110 pounds of falling girl aren't easily stopped. Instead of catching her, you cushion her fall.

    "T-th-thanks," she stammers, scrambling off you. You groan with pain. At least the hum is gone.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:46 No.17602261
    She's attractive, she's just an awful commander.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:46 No.17602266

    She's 19 and awesome. We will sex her up awesomely later.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:47 No.17602270
    Don't hate her. Just don't have time for her crap.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:47 No.17602271

    It's been established /tg/ is tsundere for her. Don't even try deny it.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:47 No.17602273

    Eh. Mio sounds like she'd be far more fun in a fling.

    Minna feels like she'd be all like "ZERE VILL BE ORDER IN MEIN INTERCOURSE!" if you ever tried to mix it up.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:48 No.17602281

    Fuck you /a/.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:49 No.17602287

    So, girls, what's our current plan?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:49 No.17602288
    Alright, is this everyone?
    Hurry the fuck up, get everyone out, and NOW we support the engineers and ground crew in their fight.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:49 No.17602293
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    >magical girl falls on normal guy
    Where have I seen this before...
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:49 No.17602295
    Let's be fair here, probably the single most useful of the Witches, to us so far, has been Charlotte, we used her guns, her bike, and her help avoiding being ran over by the retarded Minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:49 No.17602297
    Do we cop dat ass?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:50 No.17602303
    We're going for a Minna end, and you know it.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:50 No.17602304
    We were just hit by 110lbs. of 2x4, there isn't an ass to cop.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:51 No.17602313
    But I want a Sakamoto end. She's my kind of crazy.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:51 No.17602315

    Did you fucks even read the archive? We couldn't care less about Minna.
    >> Why can't I hold All This Elerium planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:51 No.17602321
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    Hum? Yes, the hum. You weren't even aware of it till it ceased. Trude pulls you off your ass in time to see Sakamoto emerge from some separate compartment near the center of the odd vessel, her katana still glowing.

    "I, Sakamoto Mio, declare this ship impounded and immobile," she says with satisfaction.

    "Translate from blowhard, please," Ian says, irked.

    Sakamoto flips up her eyepatch to reveal an eye glowing with magic. "I saw a glowy thing, and I sworded it. Now the ship is broke."

    She turns, and stares at the hull.

    "The xeno scum... have been purged," she says, wiping her blade off on her sleeve carelessly. For the first time, you notice she's wearing a big, fluffy pink bathrobe, and you don't think she's got anything on underneath.

    "Nice timing," Ian says. "They were sniffing for me, and I thought I was boned before you came charging in."

    "I've been playing bait all night," you bitch. You look down at the dead Martian, one tentacle still clutching your .45. "How the fuck did I live?"

    "You put it out of battery," Ian says.

    "I... what?"

    "Out of battery. With your forehead. You pressed your skull against the gun as much as possible. It was out-of-battery." Ian almost giggles again, but manages to catch himself before the mad laughter takes hold again. "Should've seen the fucker. Cocked it four, five times, couldn't figure out what was wrong."

    You shake your head. If you'd intended to do that, you have no recollection of it.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:51 No.17602323
    This. How can you not love her, especially after her, "DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD" moment?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:52 No.17602325
    Planefag has given her a shit ton of story time. I'd rather have an Eila end personally.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:53 No.17602339
    Let's just fix our gun and get on with pacifying our new ship.
    >> planefag 01/19/12(Thu)23:53 No.17602340
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    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:53 No.17602343

    Doesn't mean we'd pass up an opportunity for a one-nighter with her.

    Let's aim for the Sakamoto ending though.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:53 No.17602344
    >Not going for harem end
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:53 No.17602348

    >Push the slide out with our forehead.

    We've probably got a cute ring bruise on our head right now... We look ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:54 No.17602356
    You're a terrible person.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.17602362

    Cue endless "hard-headed" puns here.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.17602364
    >"The xeno scum... have been purged,"
    Sakamoto respect +1
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.17602365
    Damnit /a/! /tg/ agreed on the "NoWitchSexEnding", because we give no fucks!
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.17602366

    Not going for ultimate Ace end.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.17602370
    Ok girls, any of you care to get the hell out of this thing?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.17602371
    This is all very gratifying, but we've still got to get back out there and see if the ground crew needs a hand, or if they're all dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.17602375

    "Harem end" is /tg/'s default option, y'know.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.17602383
    >harem end

    There goes the thread. It was fun while it lasted.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.17602387
    And once again, we're Big Damn Heroes facing the possibly of a court-martial. All is right with the world.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.17602391
    Oh you...
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.17602406
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    Rejoin the fight outside. Provided anyone's still alive.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.17602407
    i'm perfectly ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:59 No.17602423
    Dammit the only end we will is hard ass end. They want out cocks but they can't have them. Victory and dickery is the only goal.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/12(Thu)23:59 No.17602424

    Nah. Minna is a bitch she's she's also a complete wimp when it comes to punishment.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.17602430
    The one where we sleep with them all, but end it single?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:01 No.17602437
    I still really want Top Gun End where we transform the little magical moe girls into hard-bitten, egotistical fighter jocks. It warms my heart so.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:01 No.17602440

    Did anyone in the source material ever headbutt her?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:01 No.17602441
    Witch sexings is a topic for another time

    We gots a fight to finish
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:01 No.17602442
    It's a well know fact that fa/tg/uys are perverts to a man. It doesn't stop us from GETTING SHIT DONE.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:02 No.17602453
    Plus one, good sir. Now let's get on with purging the ship of perfidious xenos.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:02 No.17602456

    We just need to get back to teaching the girls bad habits and otherwise avoiding their affections because these bitches are crazy and might tear your dick off.

    Doesn't mean we should push them away too fast if they get cutesy, but at least the local girls back at base couldn't punch through a wall when you hit on their friend instead. Lets on forget, we're a pilot; if we start going out on the pull one might very well not be enough for our ego.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:02 No.17602458
    Yeah, but this is clearly /a/ doing their waifu-nonsense on what was clearly about showing how stupidly manly we could be before getting killed.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:03 No.17602463
    Charlotte seems sane, the only part where that goes out the window is when it comes to fast things, and I'm perfectly okay with that.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)00:04 No.17602465
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    You limp out of the Martian landing vessel, supported by a Witch under each arm. Especially after having Gertrude land on you, the regular beating you've sustained is really beginning to tell. Once atop the bluff, you see Sakamoto was telling no lies - the ground is littered with dead Martians, but the shooting has ceased. Men in their underwear and others in torn, singed uniforms stalk about grimly, probing bushes and strands of trees with the muzzles of their rifles.

    Numb from exhaustion, you let yourself be led to a temporary aid station, where a serious matronly-looking woman is tending to a long line of injured people. Miyafuji is with her, helping wrap people in bandages and such.

    You sit down, then lie down, then fall asleep. You wake up in short order when something stingy is splashed across your face.

    "PTHHSKCAK!" you bitch, sputtering.

    "Quiet, you big baby," Miyafuji says with experienced ease, already wiping your forehead off with cotton gauze. You hear the ripping sound of medical tape being torn, and a few minutes later, Miyafuji pronounces you patched up.

    "Just nicks and scratches and things," she says, "but you've taken a lot of blows to the head recently."

    "That explains why I headbutted that bitch instead of shot her," you gripe.

    ".... okay, that's nice," Miyafuji says in a brittle tone, and scurries off to help the others.

    Sitting upright, you rub your weary eyes. You want nothing more then to sleep, but in the immediate aftermath of a horrible, unprecedented attack, you just can't. To say nothing of the jangling electrical sensation in your nerves.

    You sigh. You'd love to find out what the hell Ian was doing, or find Sean and pull him off the nurses, but you could also confront Minna now. Take the bitch by the ponytail.

    >wat do?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.17602478
    I remember making no such agreement. Personally, I haven't even seen any hinting at tail chasing so far. But if it were to become a part of the story it should be a clean sweep, because then everybody's "favorite girl" is involved.

    Personally I always liked Hanna, but she's not even in the story so far.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.17602480
    Hot dicking of magic girls aside, we should probably make sure the Engineer's have got that shit under control. Looks like the girls are ok and the ship isn't going anywhere, time to clean up the base and asses what potential research materials you can throw at the egg heads later.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.17602484
    find ian and shaun, figure out how the hell things are going.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.17602486
    Welp, might as well talk to Minna. If she's delirious, we might get off easier.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.17602491
    Crew first, explaining to stupid-ass base commander later.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.17602495
    Leave Sean to his nurses, find Ian and debrief between us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.17602496
    Ian and Sean were fine last we saw of them.
    We'd better resolve our issues with Minna now, rather than later.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.17602500
    fuck minna
    Explore alium ship
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.17602503
    To Minna! Gonna have to deal with her eventually, may as well do it while she's concussed.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.17602504
    Time for sleep. Fuck everything else.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.17602509

    Minna. Better get this part over with.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.17602512

    Just for the record, these aren't mutually exclusive. For instance, Jack Churchill got married.

    And on his honeymoon, he went shark surfing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.17602517
    God bless that man. The world is better place for having had him in it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.17602525

    locate Ian

    how the hell did he end up in the ship?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.17602527

    And we can do awesome things like that with Charlotte! Cause she's an ACTUAL pilot and a speedfreak! Also American!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.17602532

    He walked to it?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.17602535
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    >shark surfing
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.17602537

    Not sure we're in the condition to go head to head with Minna right now, and I doubt she's much better. You'll both just end up at each others throats with a huge headache and she'll end up more bitter about it all when she calms down the next day.

    We do need to confront her at some point though. Your heroics are bad enough, but you're just a pilot and hypocrisy comes naturally to you anyway, but she's a commanding officer and should know better.

    So for now, chill out with Sean or join him on some nurse patrol action, surely there are some real women on this base as part of the support staff...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.17602543
    Report for debriefing to Minna. Give our report, wait for her judgement. After that, secure booze for yourself and your crew. Also going to need a new motor for our bird. If a little tail chasing can be squeezed in, that will work ok. Oh, and where the fuck did Sanya get off to?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.17602544
    Tell Miyafuji to keep Sean from jumping anyone: by tying him down if need be.

    Then check on Minna. She's had as rough a day as we have, and we've got some 'splainen to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.17602547
    >Riding a shark
    >Looks bored
    Ah, I see, an actual picture.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.17602551

    I wonder if 'Mad' Jack Churchill exists in this universe.

    Guest appearance?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.17602552

    Mad Jack was so hard that he could scratch diamonds with his pinky.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:13 No.17602562
    Someone that awesome is capable of willing himself into existence, if a setting lacks him.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.17602573
    He's clearly beating the shit out of the ALIUMS with HIS BARE DAMN HANDS.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.17602577

    When we see Minna, stress that her value is so far above hers strategically that it's insane to put her into a boarding action. We should die a hundred times over before we risk her in something so risky.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:15 No.17602588
    Oh Jesus Christ. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.17602596

    Don't count my opinion twice, but to continue on this I figure Minna will be coming at us sooner or later and if we're going to do that whole argument we should do it after some R&R if possible and become indisposable for a while to avoid her stupidly hunting you down while she's still having a bitch fit.

    Huh, Captcha is all on this thread: Biggles cirmina
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.17602597
    No, he uses his bear hands, ripped them off the bear himself while it was trying to maul his wife, these days he doesn't sully his hands with xeno scum, and so he uses his bear hands.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.17602598
    sigh, yeah, you're probably right
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.17602599

    An incompetent witch is still more important than an awesome competent pilot. I hate the world.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.17602600
    She may be a bitch, but she does run the place.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.17602604
    >all the people saying they want to talk and be nice to mina
    sounds like were starting to give a fuck.

    moral fags, GTFO.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.17602609
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    It seems you were asleep for a little bit, since the line of wounded men are all gone. You find Sean and Ian within a stone's throw. Sean is eating a sammich - Miyafuji's sammich, to be precise - and Ian is workong through a fifth of Jim Beam.

    "Hello, sleeping beauty," Sean says.

    "Fuck you sideways with a chainsaw," you reply.

    "Eloquent as always," Ian says, nervously stroking the grips of his .45 revolver.

    "What the fuck is going on," you ask, in a general sense.

    "Most of the girls are airborne," Ian replies. "Sanya did get ambushed. Miyafuji went to rescue her, and Erica shot up the engines of that subma-thing before it could push off."

    "The what now?"

    Ian nods towards the Martian ship. "It came from underwater. Look closer, you can see barnacles and shit all over it."

    You grunt, shaking your head in amazement. "Well, that's a new one."

    "What isn't, with these motherfuckers?" Sean snarls, tearing into the sammich viciously. "They hit us everywhere. Half the big airbases got hit as well. London, too."

    You swear under your breath. "That's why they hit the Witches simultaneously."

    "Gotta give the fuckers credit, they take a while to learn, but when they do, they don't apply the lessons half-heatedly," Ian says, nodding. "Too fucking bad for them, we're not as thorough but we adapt a lot faster on our feet."

    "How long was I out?"

    "A good two hours. They just flew in a C-47 with Home Guard guys. Just what we need, trigger-happy scrubs with hand-me-down revolvers."

    You sit down heavily, rubbing your head. "Ian, where the fuck were you?"

    He shrugs. "I woke up when I heard thumps from the room next door. Didn't seem right, and when I walked in I found Sakamoto trying to beat a Martian to death with a curtain rod." He waves his revolver. "This worked better."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.17602613
    This sounds so deferential as to be disgusting but the core point is right. Minna's role is leadership, not to go running tits first into danger at the risk of her command losing its leadership. Not that it particularly matters because when she's intent on leading from gung-ho pride, she's not making the kind of leadership decisions she ought to be anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.17602618
    Well, getting court marshalled would hinder our ability to not give a fuck to the xenos.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.17602619

    Fuck talking to the whore. Just saying that a witch is important.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.17602642
    No fucks are given, but we have shit to do, and making our report while she is loopy will be easier.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.17602645
    The point may stand, but we can get that point across without sounding like such a fucking pussy.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.17602648
    Protip--court martials don't care if you give a fuck or not.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.17602650

    Point taken. Talk to bitch.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.17602651
    "So you followed and ended up on the Martian ship? Did they send us anything USEFUL on that transport? Like an engine for our plane, maybe?
    "Any idea how bad the ground crew had it?"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.17602656
    Courts martial, and she's not gonna do shit to us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.17602658
    yes witches are important, HOWEVER there is the fact she is a borderline retard.

    the fact that we have saved her ass multiple times from her own incompetantcy is saying something so if we get court marshalled, we should have evidance enough to point out how fucking stupid she is and how this is entirely rediculous.

    TL;DR bring on the court marshal, it won't hold and not a fuck was given.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.17602663
    Looks like Ian can use a hand, better help him with that Jim Beam
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:25 No.17602688
    Don't be so cocksure about that. Refusing to obey a lawful order and striking a superior officer aren't exactly chickenshit charges. If we don't decide to play the diplomat and explain ourselves soon, she will have plenty of ammo to get us kicked off the base.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:25 No.17602692
    Ok, so ammo, food, booze, and tail if any of the girls have come back.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)00:26 No.17602697
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    "And then?"

    "Sakamoto got her sword out and I got the fuck out of her way," Ian says simply. "I just hung back and shot the bastards whenever they tried to mob her." He lifts his shirt to reveal a huge swath of bandages. "Dunno if you noticed, but one of them half-baked me with a heat ray before Sakamoto wasted it. They were trying to capture the Witches, but they weren't fucking around with us."

    You recall the cold circle of your pistol's muzzle against your head, and you shudder. "Yeah, no shit. What happened in London?"

    "Parliament got shot to hell," Sean says. Then he chuckles. "Get this shit. Somebody stole my fucking thunder!"

    "They... what?"

    "Churchill was having some late-night shindig after this medal ceremony. He was decorating some grunt named, get this, Churchill. And this crazy fucker, he was wearing his sword for the medal ceremony. A claymore, too, just like me."

    "You don't mean-"

    "-ruddy Scottish bastard upstaged me," Sean grunts. "With the same weapon."

    "I thought claymores were big-ass meatcleavers," Ian says, sketching a big-ass meatcleaver in the air to illustrate.

    Sean snorts. "A billion years ago, dolt. The basket-hilted blade, they were charging musket-lines with those babies."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:26 No.17602702

    Metagamey knowledge. Sakamoto is BFFs with Minna and 2nd in command. She'd vouch for us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.17602711

    Witches sit on dodgy politics, Minna might make some bad command decisions but her record on killing aliums is top notch, as is her flying. Let's avoid the whole court martial thing and who knows, maybe avoiding Minna for a while will let the other witches talk some sense into her.

    Butting heads with her again, figuratively this time, is only going to make things worse. She needs time to cool off.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.17602719
    Well... aint that a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.17602720
    What's the manly version of a squee? Because whatever it is, I just did one.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.17602731
    Is this archived? I need to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.17602732
    Alright, now we need to somehow upstage Mad Jack in the air.
    Any ideas?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.17602733
    Churchill and Churchill fighting back to back? That is beyond awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.17602736
    that is honestly all kinds of awesome.
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)00:30 No.17602744
    I say keep up the tsundere on tsundere relationship. Hate her openly, but be gentlemanly and respectful when it absolutely matters. Now is one of those occasions, as has been the aftermath of every other confrontaion we've had with her.

    >quest on /tg/
    >players think harem ending impossible/unsatisfactory
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:30 No.17602746
    Lean out the cockpit and shoot down alium fighters with a longbow.
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    "What was that you were singing?" you ask. "In the hangar."

    "My families battle-song," Sean says. Ian snorts, and Sean tears up a handful of sod and flings it at him. "Shaddap, you uncultured mutt swine. I've got roots, bitch."

    "Where did you learn to fight like that?" you ask, unbelieving. "You were like... damn."

    Sean shrugs. "Fencing club. High school. Didn't either of you dorks take any sports?"

    You ask for further information, but neither Sean nor Ian can give it to you, telling you only that your own airbase hadn't been hit. Nothing is certain with the ongoing chaos, however, and any flight-capable Witch or fighter in the entire ETO is in the air, prowling for more trouble, so most people who might be answering questions or organizing the chaos are busy getting aircraft in the air.

    With that settled, you pick yourself up and go to find Minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:30 No.17602750

    How many claymores can we fit on a B-52?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.17602753
    A grunt.. you should know this shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.17602754
    we refused an order and were forced to (temporarily, with our head) relieve said officer of command due to her inability to make sound tactical judgements during an ambush.

    clearly she was pulling a Lt. Dike.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.17602756
    We just don't want romantic waifu shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.17602762
    Ha! Called it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.17602764
    4 feet by 2 inches, have fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.17602768
    exactly 0.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.17602773
    >With that settled, you pick yourself up and go to find Minna.

    Once more into the breach, dear friends.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.17602779

    And we didn't ask how sean knew we had alien bastards on base?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.17602782

    Nah nah nah, mate, strap a few tons of claymore mines to the underside of the wings and fuselage, do low-altitude flybys over enemy positions, let the ball-bearings fly.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.17602783

    eh if were doing this, may as well be cordial. though i dislike her massive stupidity, planefag is making us deal with her, so may as well not set the eternally pissed time bomb off.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.17602784

    We only need one... On the nose...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.17602785
    My gamble is she is going to not have the energy to bitch. So we get the debreifing out of the way with less BS.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.17602786
    >not danger zone
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.17602797
    Those won't exist for another 2 decades, they were made in 1960.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.17602799

    Danger Zone sucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.17602813
    >not have the energy to bitch

    So you're one of those optimists I've heard so much about?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.17602814

    Neither will the B-52, you realize. Nor the sidewinders we were gluing to it before. Running joke, mate.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.17602816
    >in a plane RPG
    >hating danger zone
    GTFO my Game heretic.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.17602831

    Watch it until you like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.17602833

    Fuck your adherence to shit. Just because it was made for planes doesn't mean it is good for planes.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.17602840
    .... That's not how that works.
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.17602845
    All of that has been player based though, not one hint of typical /tg/ waifu/harem quest, and we get plenty of those, so planefag is either very slow at the build up, amused by it, or its not waifu quest. Still fun to discuss though.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.17602851
    People, we're forgetting priority number fucking one: getting our plane working so we can fly again. This new offensive by the Martians is the perfect opportunity to get Minna to commit to repairing it.
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    You find her in the cellar.

    All your worries about the engineering staff of the 501st being pinned down proved baseless - the engineers killed the Martians trying to pin them down all on their own, and were already engaging the alien rearguard when Sakamoto and Ian showed up. Five of their number were killed; since they weren't near any Strike Witches the Martians wanted to capture, the aliens didn't "fuck around," as your crewmate put it. The dead were moved to the cellar until they could be properly buried, and a passing medic told you Minna was down there.

    You stomp down the stone corridor firmly, limping a bit, aching from your injuries, your head throbbing like a fucking tomtom drum, but resolute. You have to back up Minna and back her up now, before she digs in her heels and battens down the hatches on whatever bullshit story she tries to cook up.

    You come upon the sagging, rotten wooden door of the long-neglected storeroom used to house the bodies, and are about to kick the damn thing in when you hear something soft and uneven coming from inside.

    No. No.


    Yes, that is definitely sobbing.

    Not daring to risk the ancient hinges, you drop to the floor and peer through the crack under the door. You see Minna, kneeling against the wall and sobbing inconsolably into her arms.

    ... what the shit. Perhaps this isn't the best time to get into an argument.

    >Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.17602861
    Go for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.17602862
    get the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.17602867
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.17602868
    fuck no. run for it
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.17602869
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.17602870
    Just turn around and walk away.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.17602872

    >what is this feeling?

    ...Go to her office and wait. She'll turn up there eventually.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.17602873
    That sounds like giving a fuck for purposes other than self salvation.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.17602876
    Let her get it out of her system, she'll be okay again in a few minutes, wait outside.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.17602879
    Just go and talk with her. We don't need to argue just yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.17602880

    Now normally I say we rip her ass a new one, but really, even we can't be so big an asshole as to be a huge dick when someone is crying 'presumably' over our dead comrades.

    Time to be a gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.17602888
    We go, this is the chance to stand behind our shit without being a dickface about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.17602895
    make her feel better so she hates us less.

    this will put the count at one fuck which is for pushing more overall salvation for our wellbeing.

    I.E. she hates us less and loosens up, we can proceed to continue being allowed to not give a single flying fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.17602896
    This is the best chance we will ever get. Go in and apologize.
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.17602897
    Full gentleman mode engage! An alpha cannot stand idly by while a maiden is in distress! If that means kissing her ass to make up for headbutting, so be it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.17602899
    Go in, but no bluster, no asshole-ishness.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.17602900
    This is entirely about self preservation. The state she's in, she'd probably literally punch our head off if we came in right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.17602901
    Give her a moment, wait outside.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.17602904

    Softly approach her. Kneel down by her, and ask, "Commander?"

    If she doesn't respond, touch her. Reassure her. It's ok to let some of the stress and fear out when you're safe and away from others.

    Get her to acknowledge you, then apologize for hitting her earlier.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.17602908
    Just go in there. Don't say anything yet - just go in there.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.17602909
    Fuck this bullshit! Go in there and tell her to get her shit together. She's the fucking commander here, and she'd better start fucking acting like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.17602910
    We should also try to be nice when she comes out, unless we can confirm that she's back together again.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.17602915
    We go down there and stare her down, not giving any fucks.

    give her a "people fucking die in war" talk if needed

    also, slap sense into her if needed.

    no fucks, only our duty to protect and maintain vital strategic assets!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.17602916
    OK, so going to have to leave that one lie for now. What channels do we have to get an engine for our bird? We need our girl airworthy 3 hours ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.17602917
    You both make me sad. We can make sure she's fine and speak with her without going into full White Knight mode.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.17602920
    honestly i think she wants a hot dicking but thats probably the wrong response right now.

    the right response is get her to feel better, while acting in charactor to do so, and walking away with not only no fucks, but less emnity overall.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.17602921
    >Casually walk in
    >Get the fuck out
    >Don't cry
    >Why the fuck not, asshole?
    >Because crying won't save anyone, that's why. Use that rage you feel to kill the fuckers ten times over. Get back at the ones lost. Then have a drink in memory with the ones you did lose with comrades.
    >Thought I'd share.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.17602929
    Guys guys, don't forget that she holds herself as a widow. Her fiance was ground crew who got killed in the pullout of Calais. Acting like a white knight coming in to save a helpless maiden could backfire like a motherfucker if she is reliving her fiance's death.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.17602935

    Hey, >>17602904 here, that's not white-knighting. That's being a fucking human being.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.17602939
    We're no mere mortal, we're a pilot! We need to start acting like one again.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.17602951
    Maybe you could also kiss her hand and offer to carry a token of hers into combat with you while you're at it. She's not a porcelain doll. You can be careful because she's upset without treating her as if she's so fragile that she'll shatter at the wrong word.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.17602953
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.17602955
    I agree, and I support >>17602921 as our dialogue choice.
    We're a pilot in the conventional forces; we've probably already lost a bunch of friends from our squadron.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.17602956
    If she's fit to be in charge, she's fit to take whatever abuse we can throw at her now.
    If she's not, then better we find out now.

    yeah, that's better
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.17602964
    We don't know that yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.17602965
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    i see what you did thar.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.17602967
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    You're new here, aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.17602968
    Being a human being implies giving a fuck.

    We don't give a fuck about anything. Just enter the room and slap her shit for being a crying bitch nigga. People die in war, boo fucking hoo.
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)00:53 No.17602974
    You ever hear a woman sobbing with probable grief that is most likely your cause? No? Then STFU, women crying actually has serious psychological effects when its real. There is seriously something wrong is this scene DOESNT do something emotionally.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.17602989
    Actually, that might be the route to go. Rile her up a bit with the sappy shit, make her realize that she's out of her depth here.

    Our cause?! Wtf have you been smoking? It's her damn fault for not having good enough security protocols in place. Our crew saved the fucking day here
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.17602992
    Mix of a nice/get your shit together, commander.
    She needs to be out there getting shit done and organizing. Just being seen even. She can't be down here crying. Mourning is for later.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.17602994
    wow, look at all those faggots.

    Akagi was right, moralfags ruin everything
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.17602999
    >There is seriously something wrong is this scene DOESNT do something emotionally
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.17603000
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.17603001
    3/10. You're trying too hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.17603003
    OK, if we are going in there, we are going in with a good stiff drink. Whiskey should work fine. Keep this professional, no dick waiving, just get our report over with.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.17603006
    Disregard faggots who think Being alpha= Being an asshole, comfort Minna
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.17603008
    This is alpha as fuck, I offer my full support.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.17603010
    >You ever hear a woman sobbing

    White Knight harder, Sir Can't Treat A Woman Like An Equal. Treating Minna like a damsel to be rescued demeans her status as a person and her position as Base Commander. Don't you do it. Don't you fucking DARE. The appropriate course of action is to treat her as a person and an officer, even if she's a particularly pig-headed example of both. You don't treat her like an object to slavishly protected just because she has a vagina.

    Fuck that.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.17603011

    Piss off. I do agree with him. Halfway. We should be careful at least. This is like stepping into a minefield.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.17603012
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.17603013
    Maybe, but he's got a point. Top brass like her can't afford getting emotional.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.17603015

    Honestly, I think that's a bad idea. That's sort of why we're in this mess having to clear up our intentions in the first place, encouraging her to get angrier at the enemy just seem to feed into the idea she has to ace things alone and that's causing problems.

    Let her get it out of her system, wait for her in her office like another guy suggested. Everyone gets the shakes, everyone has their way of coping. We go in and give her a pep talk about killing more stuff and we'll probably read the mood completely wrong.

    So lets be pros and talk to her in her place of work. Then sort her out with a good bit of sense (and covering your ass for taking the heroic spot as the healthier of the two).
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.17603017
    Yeah, this.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.17603026
    It's not about being alpha, it's about being responsible. This is no way for a commanding officer to behave
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.17603027

    Go in, take what comes

    We're tough, she can't hurt us.

    We can, however, give her perspective that she clearly lacks.

    5 casualties on a night raid? From an unknown source? Without any chance of support?

    We did good. She did fine. And now she's beating herself up about the inevitable loss.

    Gentle but firm attitude adjustment.She's the commander, she should be able to act like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.17603038
    Eyes on the prize. No need to go in there being a sappy bitch. We go in, talk to her about shit that has gone down without trying to prod at that awkward feelings bullshit, and then we're out of here.

    ...to find stiff drinks, because our own awkward feelings bullshit obviously needs some deadening.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:59 No.17603039
    Being alpha is about being olev. Pussying out is more beta than talking to her.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)00:59 No.17603040
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:00 No.17603051
    She can actually hurt us. Like, badly. The whole, punching the aliums apart, bit. Remember?
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)01:00 No.17603053
    I guarantee you it isnt 100% death of subordinates, being shown up as commander as we just did is playing into this. Hell, she probably blames the whole thing on us, after all shit didnt hit the fan until we showed up.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:01 No.17603056
    This. All my "this" goes to this course of action.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:01 No.17603060
    If she'd assault a subordinate for this she's in no way qualified for her command position. Minna's not the greatest commander at the moment but she's not that unhinged.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:01 No.17603061

    She can, and she knows that.

    That's why she won't.

    She's a god damn witch, we're just that jock pilot. She doesn't need to lift a finger to correct us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:01 No.17603062
    We're facing a court marshal, and I'd rather be the guy who got a hole punched out of his skull than the guy rotting in a cell.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:01 No.17603063

    ugh, if he have to go in now, do it this way. Just get it done rather then trying to act out of character. Respect her need to cope with her shit, though so nothing heavy handed.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:01 No.17603065
    "Did good?" We did "INCREDIBLE"
    We did "AMAZING"
    We did "SUPERBLY."

    No losses would have been impossible. This is the best that ANYONE could do.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.17603074
    Damn Planefag, you're really thinking about this one huh?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.17603075
    Okay, your points are sound.
    But can the base really afford to be without its commanding officer for however long it takes her to deal with her emotional baggage and get back to her office?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.17603077
    Planefags cookin somethin up, I can tell
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.17603079
    If what we did is enough to "show her up" and make her lose her shit like this, she should be removed from command. And we certainly shouldn't be supporting any illogical ideas she has about this being our fault.
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    I observe quite a fair number of persons in an agitated state.
    I say we go in, but no need to be sappy. Lend a shoulder if she wants it, try to talk things through without being an asshole.
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    You stand by the door, torn. Rushing in and kicking an eighteen-year old girl when she's down - no, assaulting a Wing Commander in a moment of vulnerability you would have sworn on a stack of bibles she was incapable of - is fucking bastardry of the highest order.

    On the other hand, Minna has made it her business to be your enemy, and shown you nothing but hostility since before you even put your wheels down on the bitch's miserable, retarded excuse for a runway. She also has a hell of a lot of rank on you, and the political club of Witch-dom, and you're in no mood to have it wielded against you. And, horrible or not, her current state is an advantage you can exploit.

    You split the difference, leaning against the wall outside. You wait, for at least a half-hour by your estimation, as the sobs inside subside into sniffles and eventually quiet whimpers. Eventually you hear footsteps approaching the door, and Minna staggers out, wiping at her eyes and slouching miserably.

    She sees you immediately and stiffens, coming to a sort of attention, her eyes flaring with rage and embarrassment.

    You stiffen as well, glaring her down. "Do it."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.17603085
    Need to remind her that she's a commander, her job is to spend lives, wisely, but to spend them non the less. Her job is not to protect, coddle and mother every one of her witches and ground crew, and that she can't do it all on her own. She needs to remember this, because applying a reset to the thought processes via headbutt hurts....
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.17603089
    Mio's probably running shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.17603094
    I prefer to think that he's just walked off to make a bacon sandwich and he'll glance over the thread and then press submit with whatever he typed up before. Because the only thing funnier than quest decision tussling is pointless quest decision tussling.
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    She blinks.

    "Do it, bitch. Court-martial me, shoot me, whatever, just get on with it. I don't have all night."

    Minna's cheeks quiver, and she seems about to fly into a rage, but then the tension seeps from her body, and she just looks tired. She points through the open door.

    "There's your punishment, you fuck. They're dead because of you."

    "What a load of horse shit," you retort. "You covered them with the BAR. I heard you shooting."

    "And I didn't do SHIT," she snarls. "You were in better shape, more familiar with it - American gun, isn't it? You would've HIT what you aimed at." Her chest heaving, Minna leans closer to you, eyes brimming with fresh tears, a frantic, trapped fury in her eyes. "AND WHY? WHY?" She's challenging you, daring you. "WHY!?" she screams, grabbing you by your lapels and shaking you with her meager remaining strength. You feel a tingle as she tries to put some magic into it, but she's spent.

    So, why DID you knock her on her ass and charge into the ship? Or more importantly, what should you tell her?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.17603096
    >She's the commander, she should be able to act like it
    Yeah, and the fact that we've done nothing but act like an insubordinate jerkass certainly couldn't have made her upset at all.

    If we don't at least make an ATTEMPT to patch things up and apologize for our actions, it doesn't adequately address our part in all this.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.17603098
    Wait, did she have the robe on before or after Ian's intervention?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.17603104
    Opening things with a "Good work, commander" might help
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)01:06 No.17603108
    fuck, had to help a bro out with a dead car and missed this entire 2nd thread. need to catch up
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.17603116
    Because stupid risks aren't for COs. She has a duty to her crew and to her service. And that duty doesn't include single handedly storming enemy vessels and leaving her forces without command. She's a leader, not just a fighter jock and she'd damn well better learn how to start acting like one.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.17603118
    Doesn't fucking matter what we do. As the one in charge, she has to be able to deal with our shit. If she can't then she shouldn't be running things.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.17603119

    Because this is her base. Us dying. No loss. Her? OH FUCK DAMN SHIT! She's worth more than any mundane on this base. Nobody has to like it. It is what it is.
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.17603121
    "Who knows what the hell was in that ship. But it couldn't have been good. It was more important for me to go there"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.17603124
    "Because preserving the lives of you witches so that you can fight the aliens is what we conventional forces do.
    "Because if you had gone into that ship in your disoriented state you would have been ambushed and killed.
    "Because a commander needs to make the call on what is most strategically valuable, not what is most emotionally valuable."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.17603127

    I suppose not. Alright, how about this:

    We knock loudly, give her a moment to sort herself out (she has her pride) then go in and deal with business.

    Sort out your intentions, get it out of the way and maybe when leaving make out that all things considered, everyone did a good job and we came out of it better then most places. Stick to business, get it done, drown out our own issues, when witches come back maybe prod them to make her feel better.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.17603128
    Strategically she's more important then their entire goddamn Engineering core
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:08 No.17603131
    "And what, you going into the ship would have been better? you said it yourself, I was in better shape. So don't give me that bullshit."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:08 No.17603134
    She's the CO. She is not expendable. Dumbass, macho, testosterone-poisoned pilots are.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:08 No.17603136
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:08 No.17603139
    She was even more banged-up than we were. Putting a valuable witch at risk on a crazy halfassed rescue mission would have been unacceptable.

    So we went instead. We prioritized.
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.17603140
    Sorry, some of us were raised as gentlemen, and have human reactions to emotional stimulus like crying women. Also, few facts for you:
    Its WWII. Gender equality is years off, as is females in any combat role but medic. Our character was raised with 'chauvanistic' values because thats what people had back then. Keep in mind, we're playing your racist combat veteran grandfather.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.17603141
    because every man on this base would have done the same given the option, why do you think they were here in the first place
    Our goal is the survival of humanity, and that means you.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.17603142

    "because then you and the rest of the flight would be on the far side of the moon now, and there wouldn't be anyone to carry in five brave soldiers who paid their best, just like the rest of us did."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.17603147
    "Kid, you need to learn something: you are more than the lives of every man on this base. So start goddamn acting like it"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.17603148

    "And let you go into that alien ship alone, when you just had a concussion? That would be suicide.

    In the grand scheme of things, a common soldier like me is expendable, unlike a witch.

    ...A surprise attack against this base which doesn't even have any security personnel and we threw them back with 5 casualties...you did well."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.17603149
    Something to this tune. Yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.17603152
    >Its WWII. Gender equality is years off

    Strike Witch, alt history, motherfucker, do you read it? Gender equality is a lot further along in this 1940s because of political dynamics of Witches throughout history.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.17603154
    Commander, all things considered, we worked a fucking miracle. Every one of us should either be dead or captured. But we did a fair sight better than that. So, do what you need to do, and lets get back to killing the shit out of some aliens.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.17603160
    "Because. It's the duty of a proper subordinate to prevent his commander from doing anything stupid, sir. Charging into a hostile Martian craft with no idea the tactical situation on the inside was suicide, and I nearly got killed with my own gun because of it."

    Pulling up the "I'm infinitely more expendable than you" argument is a VERY bad idea at this point, methinks. If she won't listen to anything else, pull it out. But not before.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.17603162
    Planefag told us in an earlier thread (first one?) that due to the influence of witches that women's rights are years ahead in this setting. Aside from that, the other guy is right, she isn't some fragile vase that needs to be protected, she is an officer that has seen death and she needs to get her shit together
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.17603164

    All of these things, along with the reminder that casualties are a fundamental part of warfare, and we took remarkably few of those.

    Then tell her to man the fuck up and start acting like a CO.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.17603166

    Except this is an alternate universe where witches exist and have been a significant force of military and political power for a centuries. Planefag outlines some specifics in his last thread.

    As for why we went in instead is because Witches are a valuable military asset. Having their CO killed because she was completely spent of magic and concussed while trying to fight MARTIANS would have destroyed morale for the entire squadron.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.17603168

    You lost your cool, commander. You were not thinking straight. You placed your emotions, no, your feeling before your job. If we lose you, it's pointless. You're our commander. You're supposed to make the tough calls and send men to their deaths. Because they believe you'll do them right, and not get them killed meaninglessly. That's what it means to lead, commander.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.17603170
    >as is females in any combat role but medic
    Lyudmila Pavlinchenko, Klavdiya Kalugina, Roza Shanina, and dozens of other female snipers would all like to have a word with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.17603175
    "You see this bruise on my forehead lady? That's why. Had you gone in there and been less lucky, you would now be a corpse. Hell, I'm amazed I got out of there alive."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.17603180
    Had she gone in in her winded state she could have gotten killed or captured, then where would we be?

    Besides, the men on the beach needed a beacon of moral. Commanders tend to fill that roll well.

    5 men dead? after repelling a midnight attack from a larger force? god damn, that aint just a victory. That is a royal fucking ass kicking.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.17603182
    Have we archived the previous thread yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.17603184
    Alt history and all, but I'd still like to point out that dozens of women fighters hardly compare to the millions of men in WWII.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.17603187
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.17603188

    guys guys, I got this.

    Tell her she was out of order, those men knew the risks, fought and died for the base, they were there covering you guys so you could save the girls. It's shit, but if Minna went in instead of us in her state she could have ended up dead, or worse all the girls could have ended up dead, it doesn't add up.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:15 No.17603191
    This is an alt history where witches, women, are the BEST hope humanity has against this threat.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:15 No.17603192
    Yup: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17599224/
    This one too: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17601600/
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.17603203
    Swap "lady" for "/Commander/", emphasis?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.17603204
    Those women killed more men than you'll ever meet. I'd say that's significant enough for recognition.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:17 No.17603206
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:17 No.17603212
    I suppose that would work.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.17603216
    Inb4 "That's all for tonight"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.17603224
    yeah, I know. I said as much. learn2read.

    orders of magnitude more men did the exact same thing
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.17603226

    And let's try not to belittle the couple of deaths that did happen.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.17603228

    He better not. I'd kill him.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.17603229
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.17603235
    Why? Because you were out of it, that's why. Had you gone in there, we'd all be dead or in a Martian ship set to fucking Rape Planet! As far as things go, I would have died in the ship if it weren't for the devil's luck. You say you couldn't aim the BAR? Then what could you have done storming the goddamn ship? We did what we could, and goddamn, with what little we had, we made a fucking miracle.

    Those five guys who died, they died in duty. Trust me, -Minna- (emphasis on her name), they wouldn't have had it any other way.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.17603241
    Why not? It was a good outcome; we should be encouraging her to take similar actions in the future.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.17603242
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    "You're the COMMANDING FUCKING OFFICER!" you roar, knocking her arms off your shirt lapels. You shove her roughly, sending her stumbling into the corner where the corridor turns. "You've got responsibilities. Why do you think I was asking for your orders in the hangar in the first place, bitch? I don't like you. I fucking HATE you! But you know this shit better then me, you can LEAD better then me, that's just the way it fucking is!" You're pissed now, but you can't summon much heat to put behind it - you're too weary. But you still find a little. "Just like being a Witch! You were born into the power, so you're more val-"

    The word isn't halfway out of your mouth before Minna slaps it, hard enough to snap your face around. Apparently she found a little more heat, as well, because it staggers you enough that you stagger when Minna shoves you back. "FUCK YOU!" she howls. "HOW MANY LIVES AM I WORTH? HOW MANY MEN?" Her fingers scrabble for the rank chevrons stitched on her uniform shirt, and she rips them off violently. "Always the same fucking b-b-b-bULLSHIT!" she stammers, tears sliding down her face. "Fuck you! Fuck all you butchers! I'm a soldier! I can die, it's my DUTY to die, just like anyone else! You coddling fucks!" She shoves you again, and this time you fall on your ass, painfully. "NOT A FUCKING TOY!" she howls, kicking you in the shoulder. Her bare foot doesn't do any damage, however. " 'You're worth a hundred of us,' they say, then they shield me like a knight in shining armor AND THEN THEY FUCKING DIE!" she screams, her teary eyes huge and full of torment. "STOP! STOP! FUCKING STOP!"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.17603250
    Five threads and we've only covered 24 hours of game time. Wow.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.17603251
    Which in no way diminishes their combat record or their sacrifices.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.17603263
    Welp, it's not like we've been piddling about. We've been out of significant threat for maybe 7 posts.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.17603265
    Guys, I'm thinking we should have gone for the full white knight on a charger to the rescue effect before. It would have worked well.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.17603266
    Oh yeah. She's having flashbacks to her old love. PTSD to the max.

    That said, she REALLY needs a section 8.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.17603268
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    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.17603270
    Im not saying they didnt, Im pointing out the viewpoint of the average person at the time. Joan of Arc was a (arguably) good leader in the middle ages, where women did nothing outside a house.
    Nope, nor do I need to. Thats kinda how quests work, it wont go far if people have to know the inspiration. All I care to know is WWII era pilot who shall show up a bunch of teenage magical girls. Though I do now concede my point as being out of character in this universe.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.17603274
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    oh fuck, she mad.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.17603276
    "Commander, with all due respect, yourself going in would have been a terrible strategic decision. A single witch is more valuable in the greater scheme of things then 5 men, or 10 or 100. As it stands, had you gone in there in the state you were in you would have been killed and most likely the entire 501st Striker Wing captured. That said, even if the 501st had survived they still would have been without a Commander. Major Sakamoto is the field commander and tactical commander. She can afford to rush into combat. As the base commander you need to have your combat doctrines based on strategic importance. As the base commander you should know these things. Men die in War. This is the unavoidable truth. The sooner you learn this, and accept it and your role in combat. The sooner the 501st can be used more effectively."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.17603284
    If she wants to be a common soldier and die on a battlefield then she needs to ding her HQ and ask for a demotion because she can't do that AND be an effective leader at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.17603285

    We'll stop when the war is won and when the fighting is over. Not a goddamn moment sooner. The only way to get that to happen, however, is for her to pull her shit together and act like a leader.

    Only then.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.17603287
    "Then fucking resign, if you can't handle it! Get shipped out with a Section 8 if you can't accept the reality of war. Get yourself busted down to lieutenant so you can go off on combat sorties like everyone else!
    "But don't you fucking blame us conventional forces for the situation you're in."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.17603290

    She needs a bro-hug, stat.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.17603292
    "This isn't about you, GODDAMMIT. You are a solider and an extremely valuable one at that. FUCKING ACT LIKE ONE"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:25 No.17603294
    >it's my DUTY to die
    Your duty is to save the human race. You can't do that if you're dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:25 No.17603296
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    PTSD to the max.

    He waited for you, Minna. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:25 No.17603297
    Stop thinking about the dead and start thinking about the living who are only so because of your direct action! You can count it in populations equal to small countries, or large cities! Enough with your "woe is me" bullshit, you help save lives, that's your duty, that's my duty as well, but you can save a hell of a lot more people than I ever can. More than I could ever hope to save.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:26 No.17603299
    Of course they do, you stupid whore! IT IS THEIR DUTY! YOUR IS TO LIVE! Yes, you can die and most likely will, but the longer you live the more chance HUMANITY has! You want to take the easy way out and condemn billions of lives?! CUNT!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:27 No.17603312
    On a side note I think that this is the reason they don't allow men on the Strike Witches base.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:28 No.17603322
    This is war. There is no time for hugs. Peoples lives are at stake, and that is far more important than one little girls feelings
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:28 No.17603325
    Stupid bitch. Her duty is to do HER FUCKING JOB. If that means dying, then goddamn it, that means dying. But most of the time, that means STAYING ALIVE to CARRY OUT THE MISSION. And you know what? Sometimes you have to make some cruel amoral calculus when it comes to that.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:28 No.17603326
    Some more I thought of:"So I'm going to keep on doing what I can to make sure the big hero can keep on big heroing, you were in no condition to fight, so I fought for you, that's what it means to hold these ranks!"
    They are allowed on base, just not allowed to interact with them.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)01:28 No.17603329
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    Some dim, exhausted part of your mind recognizes this moment - the second when the hero says something clever, insightful, and amazing, something that heals a wounded soul and reveals their delusions and probably makes angels fart unicorns or some shit like that.

    You're no hero. You're just a twenty-year old fighter pilot, a man chosen for his aggressive instincts, with more balls then brains, nine yards of ammo and two inches of patience. You've never been eloquent, or diplomatic, or even insightful.

    So you do the one thing you always do when you're in a corner - you tell the truth.

    "Self-centered bint, it's got absofuckinglutely nothing to do with you," you mutter from the ground.

    "The fu-"

    "NOTHING!" you yell, clawing your way up the wall as you stand. "You stupid bitch, four men in my training flight died in accidents. Two from disorientation - just flew right into the fucking ground. One in a landing accident. One walked into a propeller. Was that your fault too? Were they trying to PROTECT you, little Miss Special!?"

    Minna does a double take. "That's-"

    "Bitch," you growl, "you ate a whole bowl of stupid-o's this morning. WHAT DO PILOTS DO?"


    "WHAT DO PILOTS DO?" you bellow, the pain in your throbbing head threatening to kill you.


    "WRONG!" you snarl. "We fly PLANES! They're seats bolted to a huge fuel tank hooked to a machine that operates by making thousands of explosions a minute blasting through the sky at four-hundred fucking miles per hour! Does that sound SAFE?"

    Minna's mouth works, but no words come out.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:29 No.17603330

    When you consider the events of those five threads you quickly realise the amount of time that has passes isn't too important. We've been plenty busy with two alien attacks and pissed off magic girls.

    Anyway, just make sure she understands the fucking decision, if she's to die she's to die doing something more glorious then running into a space ship dazed and low on juice without any help. This bitch fit is belittling the efforts of the men down there. The rescue was a success and those men died helping you succeed, that's all there is to it. Hell, it's not even about Minna being a witch, it's about her being a CO and stupidly trying to march to her death when she knows she's not in the shape to fight.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:29 No.17603332
    We're not under attack. There is time for hugs.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:29 No.17603337
    Not billions: all of them. Every man, woman, and child that is or ever will be. The whole human race. Gone.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:30 No.17603344
    >"you ate a whole bowl of stupid-o's this morning"

    I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:31 No.17603352
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:31 No.17603355

    FUCK YOU, TOO. You are a god damn COMMANDING OFFICER, you have a fucking job, no, an obligation to lead men. To lead US. You cannot fucking lead men if you are dead, that is why we fight to protect you, our homes, and our fucking lives. Get that through your fucking thick skull, we fight to protect the man beside us in the trenches or our wingmates in the air. We cannot leader ourselves, commander. We are fucking pilots and grunts with big shiny things that go boom. if our commander goes off and gets herself killed, who's going to tell us what to kill or lead us? I sure as hell aint.
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)01:32 No.17603362
    "Even if you weren't a witch, you are the highest ranking officer, so you are still worth more than a foot soldier. Don't like that? Then become a leader so good no one has to die." Should vent that angst in a useful direction and remind her of her duty.j
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.17603367
    Sometimes people need to be broken so they can be made stronger. And right now we need to break her like a psychotic drill instructor. Because it's the only way she will survive this war.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.17603374
    no, but it doesn't make them stand out all that much either. The only reason they're noteworthy is because they're women.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.17603381

    She can get one from her friends, because we're not putting our shit near that crazy bitch. She's been on our case all day, she gets told what her problem is then she can get a hug box from her friends about it later.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:34 No.17603384
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    SO when do we get to the part where Minna finaly snaps and starts BLAM'ing anyone in a Commissar-like fashion?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:34 No.17603386
    Ok, enough of the tantrum. Single leg takedown.

    Commander, I am in this war to kill aliens. Right now, the best way to do that is to ensure that you girls stay in fighting shape. No man serves without knowing the score. Yes, it is unfair. The only thing that I ask, nay anyone in this position asks is that you spend their life well. So, Commander, are we good, or are you going to need my wings?
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)01:34 No.17603387
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    "My father flew for the Postal Service before the war. He landed in fields half the time, and half the pilots he knew are dead! Know who shot them down!?"


    "FUCKING NOBODY!" you snarl, poking Minna in the chest. "Engine trouble, disorientation, cloud bank over a mountain, negative space wedgies, accidental spins, ground-loops, you name it, it'll kill you. We slap the face of God and tell physics to piss off every time we go wheels-up, you think that comes easy? Or cheap?"

    Minna stares at you, completely shocked, tears drying on her face.

    "Go suck bogwater," you say miserably, and limp away from her, up the steps and out of the cellar, clutching your miserable, aching, pounding head. The pain is almost intolerable now, and you want nothing more then to lie down somewhere and sleep forever, perhaps longer. The hallways of this goddamn castle seem to go on forever, and you idly wonder why you ever thought combat would be so great. Boring patrols flying circles in the night was fine, you think, just fine. If only you could lie down, for just a minute...
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.17603393
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    >implying "when"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.17603401
    Damn it man, don't pass out.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.17603404

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.17603406
    Calm down. Go into don't give a fuck mode.

    "First off. You're a commanding officer now. Your duty now is to give orders, and to stay alive long enough for the soldiers to follow them. And of course you're not a toy. Why would I listen to someone who couldn't back their orders with actions?

    Back there, you broke down. You couldn't back anything. So I didn't listen. That's it.

    How much of us are you worth? Fuck if I know, but my orders-no, OUR orders, the orders of all the mundane dudes is to make sure the Martians don't kill or take you away, whether you like it or not. I'm doing my part, so get it together and do yours too, Minna. After all, if you just keep crying about obvious things like 'people die in war', more people will keep dying."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.17603413
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:37 No.17603416
    At least try to pass out where someone can see us. It's no fun to spend all night on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:37 No.17603422

    We could do a Sanya and drop into Eila's.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:37 No.17603423
    Just a little bit farther! Just get to our bed!
    And not Sakamoto's! Or Minna's!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.17603428
    Inb4 we get thwumped from behind
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.17603430

    Oh comon, you know you want to see a scene with "ONII-CHAN! IT'S TIME TO GET UP OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE!"

    And then you run out of your room with a toaster in your mouth.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.17603431
    This bitch should really not be in charge. We need to get Luke over here, he seemed to have a fair bit on the ball, and it'd serve him right for stranding us here too.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.17603437
    Either get to OUR bed, or pass out in the middle of a major hallway where people are sure to see us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.17603438
    I think based on the way Sakamoto has been so far, she'll come to the MC's bed, or drag him to hers.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.17603440

    Disregard a regular bed! Sleep in the plane!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.17603444

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    Aw, screw. Let's just sleep in Lucchini's room. She's probably out napping on a tree or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.17603450

    Last thing we need is a commander of conventional craft trying to order around Witches...

    I wish I could see his face if he ever tried "formation drills"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.17603452

    you know, we never did check in with the medics.

    Just a thought everyone.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.17603458
    >And then you run out of your room with a toaster in your mouth.

    I see you there, /a/ native and I approve.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.17603462

    "...dead, of heavy microwave damage to the brain..."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.17603480
    Collapse in hallway. Full view.

    Make it at least look like we were still getting shit done when our body just sorta gave up.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.17603481
    I don't see why he'd have to do that sort of stuff. I'm thinking just someone to keep an eye on these freaks to make sure stuff like Minna trying to run in there doesn't happen again.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.17603486
    The woman has a sword. SWORD. Also she would likely tie us to the ceiling by our eyebrows. Or apply makeup on us while we are passed out.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.17603487
    >mfw i cant find the thread on /tg/
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.17603491
    You call that scrap heap a plane?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:43 No.17603497
    We passed autosage a LOOOONG time ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:43 No.17603501
    I do believe the thread is autosageing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:43 No.17603507

    Go on...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.17603513
    Ok, so priorities are booze, motor for our bird, sleep. Tail if it presents itself.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)01:45 No.17603523
    Autosage doesn't really matter much on /tg/, really.

    The board is slow enough that the thread will still last several more hours.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:45 No.17603527
    Yeah, we're at about 435 right now.

    this sounds about right
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.17603535
    Sakamoto strikes me as the type that would use a marker, or someone else lipstick to draw on your face...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.17603537
    We're on page 12.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.17603538
    We're also probably close to the TUNE IN NEXT TIME music too sadly.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.17603542
    Don't forget to see the medics about the massive headache.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.17603544
    We're going to feel like assholes in the morning, but I think we did the right thing, calling her out like that. It's a nightmare that we crush a girls feeling in order to turn her into a living weapon, and this was the proper thing to do.
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.17603545
    I dont see a problem with this.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)01:48 No.17603552
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    You stumble into a room. You're not sure whose. You wouldn't give a shit anyways. Stumbling, feet dragging, you stagger towards something shaped like a bed. Heaven. Valhalla. The reward for great warriors, wearied of earth.

    You dimly see the bed has occupants.



    You know how to handle Witches. You bounce them! You strike from above, in a steep dive, hammering them with your cannons and then blasting past them into the deeper atmosphere, safe from their compatriots before they even realize they've been attacked!

    ATTACK! You leap airborne, and plummet towards the cushiony oblivion like a hawk, a dark hunter, a black comedian!

    Wait, what? Who cares, your tired. You impact the bedsprings with force, and two young, light girls are bounced clear off the bed and onto the floor.

    Your victory thus secured, you roll over and promptly pass out.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:48 No.17603556
    Yeah, I'm just waiting for him to say when the next thread will be.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603561

    Two people? Probably Sanya and Elia.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603562
    VICTORY! So good we even bounce Witches in our sleep.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603565
    1st thread is page 12, this one is still on 4
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603567
    .... it's like her bed is a magnet to sleepy people.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603571
    Whelp, we will be quite the pretty princess in the morning. Who did we piss off?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603574
    Dat. Fucking. Bounce.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603575
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    "Just for tonight." Says Eila.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.17603577
    I like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.17603580
    Oh, we're so fucked.
    And I don't give a flying fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.17603582
    Sleep well, Anon. We got a lot of work to do tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.17603586
    >NO. YOUR BED.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.17603587
    Oh Lord! So deliciously infantile and awesome!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.17603593
    this can only end well
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.17603597
    Eh, they're in lesbians with each other, this is probably the safest occupied bed on the entire base.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:53 No.17603617
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:53 No.17603627
    When's the next thread Planefag.

    Captcha: Plant Dedmeme

    At once master.

    The Game
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:53 No.17603631
    pomf =3
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)01:54 No.17603635
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    You wake up and stare Beauty in the face.

    Pert nose, delicate, sculpted features, smooth, unblemished skin, deep, limpid eyes full of bloodlust and hate -


    "Touch Sakamato-san and die," the girl sitting on you whispers, her hands dug into your shirt and her nose almost touching yours.

    Somebody knocks on the door.

    "Ah, hello?" You hear Gertrude's voice. "Uh, General Patton is here and he wants to know where you hid Minna's body."

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:54 No.17603639
    Sanya's bed. Eila always wanders into it and I think Miyafuji did once as well.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.17603658
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    >"Uh, General Patton is here and he wants to know where you hid Minna's body."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.17603660

    Great... now we get to play "Find the strategically valuable and irreplaceable Co."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.17603663
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    argh, what...

    Damn you, planefag! DAMN YOU!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.17603671
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    Oh yes.
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.17603679
    >her hands dug into your shirt and her nose almost touching yours.
    Witches just CANNOT keep their hands off of us.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.17603683
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    You have no idea how much joy I get out of writing these thread endings.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.17603684
    General PATTON?! Oh Lordy, we are in shit up to our hairline.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.17603685
    Just so you know, planefag, Patton had a high, squeaky, girlish voice. If you put this bit of reality in, I will love you forever.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.17603688
    Other way around bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:59 No.17603699
    Whatever, it's not like it matters.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.17603707
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    >"Uh, General Patton is here and he wants to know where you hid Minna's body."

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.17603709

    "Shit, why don't you go tell the sun to rise while you're at it? Maybe tell a wolf how to howl at the moon? Don't insult me with the obvious. If she doesn't want to be touched, no man's touching her."
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.17603716
    Friday as in today?

    Or a week from now?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.17603720
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    A most glorious thread, many thanks!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.17603723
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)02:02 No.17603736
    Naw, he didn't sound like he does in the (awesome) movie. He did have a pretty high pitched voice.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:02 No.17603741

    Patton may be patton, but patton is also patton. If you don't show patton to be patton, it reflects badly on patton. Patton doesn't need to be depicted as anything but patton in all his glory, accurate, squeaky, patton.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.17603746
    rolled 29 = 29


    It's still Thursday everywhere that counts.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.17603749

    Today. Definitely today. I don't work again until Saturday, so I can spend all night playing SS13 and still have time to sleep before 7:00 today.

    That's a little thing I like to call FORESIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:04 No.17603753
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:04 No.17603756

    love your writing planefag.

    The part with Minna tugged at my heartstrings.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:04 No.17603759
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    >Minna's body
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.17603771

    >Killed her

    When? did we land on her?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.17603778

    We bounced her.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.17603781
    >get to read this quest while running mine

    This is going to be a good friday
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.17603787
    Either that or she's gone AWOL and people are assuming the worst.
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:08 No.17603799

    If her striker is hung up, we cool.

    If it's gone, she's probably in texas by now.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.17603803
    Calm down! If anyone actually thought we really did kill her we wouldn't be getting woken up by polite knocking on the door(sans Perrine being ontop of us for buddying with her fantasy fodder).
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.17603848
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.17603864
    Don't worry. We don't have PTSD. He's more likely to slap Minna than us.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)02:17 No.17603871
    Wouldn't Patton just not give a fuck? Wouldn't he just be a bit irked at not being at the front lines somewhere worrying about his tanks?

    I assume he would be just grumpy in general, rather than soloing us out.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:22 No.17603911
    rolled 81 = 81


    I think we already proved your average fa/tg/uy is not a "people person" when we fucking chewed out a traumatized 18 year old girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.17603939

    To be fair, she also happens to be a High-ranking soldier and a walking magical nuke. Lives depend on her not having a fucked-up guilt complex over the people under her, and that *needed* to be addressed sooner rather than later.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:47 No.17604054
    Wait, why's perrinu think we're doing anything to sakabroto? Emerging pattern of violence against commanding officers? Or are in sakamoto's bed? If so who was the second witch? That feel when suspense.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:48 No.17604065
    rolled 90 = 90


    Sakamato is the witch we've gotten along with best, out of everyone we've met. She knows exactly how to deal with hotheads, and we know enough to treat her like a brother. So, y'know, we respect each other.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:51 No.17604083

    Cause that's what she does when anyone so much as talks to Sakamoto for more than a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:59 No.17604120
    I propose jumping Sakamoto's bones just to spite her
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)02:59 No.17604123
    Don't get an erection while she's sitting on you. That'd be awkward.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)03:34 No.17604284
    Nah. Sakabroto is far to broto. Let Sean do it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)03:38 No.17604306
    Yeah? What if she pursues us?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)04:46 No.17604649
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    How is Sakamoto wanting to get boned by us a bad thing?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)06:00 No.17604935
    If we get too friendly with sakamoto then perrine is going to make sure that we have an accident.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)06:23 No.17605017

    We'll let Sean loose on her then. The French love the Irish thanks to their mutual dislike of the British.

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