!!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)19:10 No.17610864|
“Not a good display of an offensive line there, not good at all.”
“No Keith, you can’t afford to get hit like that. When you get hit after dropping back, you lose yardage.”
“Fuck!” Kaleshi yells, slamming her fists into the glass which she is now pressed against.
“Fuck fuck FFUUUCCCKK!!!!”
“Uh, what’s wrong?” You ask, not knowing all the rules and expecting something went poorly.
“He was the last quarterback, we’re going to have to forfeit!” She bites her lip angrily.
But then… She slowly turns around, staring at you hard, eyes alight with a crazy fire.
“Hey now, I seriously hope you don’t do this…” You start trying to back away slowly.
Too late, she’s already got her hands on you.
“Sorry Max.” She grins apologetically, “Don’t worry, you’ll be fine. And also I’m not going home 18-1 again.”
“Dad, we’ve got one last player!” She yells, her voice shattering the glass and loud enough that Khorn can hear her from his position down on the field.
“I implore you to reconsideeeeeerrrrrrr!!!!” ...She’s already thrown you out into the open air.
You sail downward, overtop the cheering crowd below.
Thankfully, Doomrider catches you before you can land, and rather than crash down hard he sets you down lightly.
“T-thanks…” You tell him, feeling shaky.
“DON’T MENTION IT. NOW, CAN YOU THROW?!” He asks, handing you a ball.
Well, you did qualify pretty high with grenades…
“Too late, get out there!” Khorne boots you from behind, sending you flailing out onto the field. The players huddle around you, eager to hear your play.
>Well /tg/, it’s second and 14, what are you guys going to run?