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    45 KB TG Quest 53: FFFFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)20:58 No.17612369  

    Wait! NO! It's TG QUEST!!!

    Last thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17533136/

    When last we left our intrepid crew, they will still bumming around the base. However, while they allowed their minions to run wild, blow off steam and generally mentally recover from the horrors they had endured, the crew themselves talked with base staff, got yelled at by a Colonel, and made plans. But the time for preparation is past, and the time for action is once again upon them...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:02 No.17612425
    *presses the "dispense writefaggotry" button on OP's control pad*
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:02 No.17612431
    So, while we all seemed to agree on the blue and grey worlds, which one do we hit first?
    The movies, or possibly fantasy?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:03 No.17612456
    God damn, good to have this back!

    So...we agreed to hit a low-intensity blue world, didn't we? And after tht, another low-level.

    And the next lynchpin would be the one Yellowman scouted for us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612471
    Summary there for people who want into the quest, but do not wish to read 52 pages.
    I'd go with the worlds closer to the Bottom Left. We want to hit that bottom left lynchpin before the Brown Circle shows up to wreck our shit, but we'll need Lances of Longinus, Personal shields, enough Reality Mk. IIs to protect everyone from the warp, and whatever upgrades we can strap onto our mechs produced first.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612476
    Still waiting on writefaggotry from the two-week vacation.

    Let's hit the blue first.

    Actually, no, support was to hit the lynchpin that's going to get hit by the huge moving distortion first.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:05 No.17612484
    Let's try the grey one first. If the 'intensity' theory is right, it'll be light. If the 'type' theory is right about 'fantasy', then it might be easier to 'hide' the AUH. And if grey is 'literary' we'll figure it out fast enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:05 No.17612489
    Also, MetaOP, could you answer the PENDING questions real fast?

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    The 'lower intensity' worlds we're looking at are the blue and grey here.
    We're looking at the nearby linchpin as well, since it is fairly close to the unknown traveling distortion.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:09 No.17612539
    I'm fine with either grey or blue worlds.
    As far as we know:
    Red worlds might be related to video games.
    Green worlds are either high-intensity, Fanfic-based, or Sci-fi based.
    Grey worlds are either low-intensity, Book-based, or Fantasy-based.
    Black blobs are Warhammer 40k.
    The Red blob is likely to be Super Robot Wars.

    What color were the following worlds, if anyone remembers:
    Dark Matter
    That horrible clusterfuck

    I know Ebon night's world was red.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612561
    Don't forget to hit:
    And follow up from there.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612565
    Clusterfuck was green
    Rivendell was grey
    No idea on the first four
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612566
    Part of me wants to say movies, just to see wha we get.

    Of course, grey may be books, rater then fantasy, which means we have to reassess what Red means. It could be video games-after all, the quarentine zone which peopel believe is SRW, is red, and Ebon Night was originally Silent Hill.

    Which raises the question-what happens to worlds that have appeared in more than one medium? For instance, is there a Megaman games universe, a manga universe, a universe for the different comics adaptions? (I really hope we don't wind up in Brazilian!Megaman world-that shit's godawful).
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:12 No.17612586
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    WHY haven't we scavved any veribirds from the Fallout world?
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)21:13 No.17612603
    What shields? Just generic energy shields?

    No, vehicle and pilot crews do not have personal emitters.

    You have enough Tornado Packs to equip all your VFs.

    You have sold all your nukes save the Big One and the NOD ICBM.

    My initial thought is that the Creation Engine can construct synthetic gems, but they will be far inferior to the real thing. However, it seems that TWs cannot use synths at all? Is that right?

    I was told that Agrias can go into Geomancer and White Mage straight from Holy Knight. If that's not true, then select one of the classes she can go to and fill that up instead.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612605
    I'm burning with anticipation.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612609
    Because the Al'Kesh Bomber/Troop Transport provides superior maneuverability, close air support options, is quieter, and has a built-in cloaking device and transporter array.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612612
    What were know of the map key is as follows:

    Blue dot: Movie Canons
    Grey dot: Example so far, Lord of the Rings. Suspect Fantasy or Book related.
    Green: Example so far, Terribad Fan-Fiction world gone worse. Suspect Modern or Fan-Fic related.
    Red: Example so far, Ebon Night infects Silent Hill. Suspect Horror theme.
    (Alternate color theory is 'intensity', though blue was confirmed for movie canon)
    Blue Circles: Identified as linchpins.
    Red Circle: Chaos vs Void Engineer meta-warzone. Possible STOBs.
    Red Blob: Quarantine Zone
    Green circle: Chaos ships encountered.
    Black circle: Void Engineers
    Brown circle: Reality Distortion from the [Unknown Object] flying into our sector from beyond.
    North-most linchpin has been surveyed by Yellowman and crew, report from Yellowman available in thread 51.
    Summary from Holtz is 50: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17485818/#17494527

    All the threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=meta

    Most recent map is up in the Planning thread: >>17608744
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612614
    Vacation Character vignettes where?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:15 No.17612631
    because securitrons and Liberty Prime are much higher priorities?

    Also, because we can get much better dropships, including orbit capability?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:16 No.17612653
    >What color were the following worlds, if anyone remembers:
    A.N.O.N. remembers.
    Let's ask it what color these worlds were on the map.
    Because we were too busy looting power armor.

    I bet that's what /tg/ Requisitions is. It's just a giant catalogue of worlds sent to them by /tg/ Scouts, then they go in and loot everything. Any heroes and troops in worlds not part of a stable canon, or even heroes from a stable canon that reach the end of their story, get themselves recruited.

    For instance:
    >Everyone get in here! Sonic fanfiction with over 1,000 fan characters
    Result: /tg/ requisitions now has 100 extra units of Goes Fast, after ignoring 300 units of angst, 100 units of "No thx I don't wanna be recruited", and blowing up 500 units of S.U.E.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:17 No.17612658
    Instead of Liberty Prime, we could complete the TGbein project instead. Also, take requisitions to the planning thread, please.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:18 No.17612676
    Generic shields for infantry, mechs, and dropships should be a high priority for us.
    Equipping some troops with Incursion tech should also be a high priority.
    Incursion tech is good for worlds that AREN'T horrible clusterfucks.
    Shield tech is good for worlds that ARE.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:18 No.17612681
    OP, you'll want to check these out in regard to TWs:


    The basic jist is: Whatever you feel like. The whole scheme with the gems was tagged on as optional almost twenty years after TWs were introduced.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:19 No.17612686
    /r/ troop downtime shenanigans writefaggotry, MetaOP!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:20 No.17612698
    MetaOP now realises that even in his absence, the quest was still running. And he has a lot of catching up to do ... on his own quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:20 No.17612708


    I wonder what kind of shields we could actually fit on our mechas and vehicles. Federation shields come to mind immediately, but could anything but an antimatter reactor really power such a system reliably?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/20/12(Fri)21:21 No.17612721
    That must be the best feel.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612733
    >What shields? Just generic energy shields?
    Star Trek Federation starship shields, since we have replicators and they'd be easier to replicate.

    >My initial thought is that the Creation Engine can construct synthetic gems, but they will be far inferior to the real thing. However, it seems that TWs cannot use synths at all? Is that right?
    According to the rulebooks, they specifically say synthetic diamonds and synthetic zircon can't be used.
    The writers may have only known about those synthetic processes, since rubies and sapphires can also be synthetically grown.
    But as one of the posters pointed out, it's still completely up to you, MetaOP, whether synthetics can be used at all or not.

    >I was told that Agrias can go into Geomancer and White Mage straight from Holy Knight. If that's not true, then select one of the classes she can go to and fill that up instead.
    I haven't played FFT in years, and don't remember if she could or not.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612738
    >No, vehicle and pilot crews do not have personal emitters.
    Geeze, no wonder people were getting melted out of their cockpits. Get the fighter/mech pilots some of our personal emitters until we can get them set up with vehicle-scale.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)21:23 No.17612750
    Ay caramba...

    As for shields, no, but you can install them as an engineering project.

    So you're going to the blue world highlighted then?

    Vignette #1 will be up as soon as I double check something.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:23 No.17612752
    Tornado Packs? YES!

    Feed the data of the Tornado Pack into the Antaeus!

    I'm thinking we can kitbash Tornado Pack parts onto the Gunstar after we make fixes to it to make it atmosphere combat-viable.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:24 No.17612759
    What happened to getting flight packs for our troops? Our Space Marines have no jump packs, and no Terminator armor either.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:25 No.17612769
    >Also, take requisitions to the planning thread, please.

    It's generally bad form for a quest to have TWO threads on the go at once. Planning thread should really be for between quest threads.

    And besides, Falloutverse base is already working on Prime. They gave us securitrons for free, they'll do the same for Prime. Prime and /tg/bein aren't mutually exclusive.

    That said, I can't help wondering if we should launch a similar, but scaled-down program, for /tg/drones.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:25 No.17612770
    You mean... as soon as you check THESE?
    Hohoho, aren't I clever?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:25 No.17612771
    Grey world, or blue world, guys?

    >>Let's try the grey one first. If the 'intensity' theory is right, it'll be light. If the 'type' theory is right about 'fantasy', then it might be easier to 'hide' the AUH. And if grey is 'literary' we'll figure it out fast enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:26 No.17612785
    I'm thinking we should check the grey world to confirm any theories, and then jump out to the blue world and finish that one.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:26 No.17612789
    I'm saying blue. That way, we've visited all of the colours.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:27 No.17612797
    Yes to Blue World.

    Transit in to the Canon 1 light-week out from Earth, we don't want to get surprised by landing in a space-capable sci-fi world.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:27 No.17612802
    it doesn't help us confirm any theories. Unless we make the grey world a VERY QUICK STOPOVER.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:27 No.17612804
    We argued a lot about what engineering projects we wanted.
    Shields, Weapons, and Incursion tech were commonly requested. Add them as engineering projects.
    Shields for the spellcasters and anyone squishy, Upgraded Weapons for our heroes (this includes any magic enchantments), Incursion tech for some of the Von Luckners, an Al'Kesh, the Drones (especially VP-99 and VP-98), and some Securitrons.

    Eventually we want to manufacture Power armor, Shields, and a strong ranged weapon, as standard equipment for all troops. I don't know what strong ranged weapon that would be - but Dark Matter's black hole rifles, or Alpha Centauri's singulo lasers are good bets.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:29 No.17612834
    Ok, shields.
    Federation Style (some development may be needed for Personal shields- unless we have schematics for the ones from STO were they finally mass deployed them.)
    TW Wizard (works against pretty much anything, limited activation time, barring S2 or pile of suitable gems)
    Schlock (We've got Gavs, they are familiar with it, though they are a bit of a power hog though are quite good)
    I'd lean toward Federation type initially, compact and power efficient.
    Work our way up from there.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.17612862
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    speaking of our stargate assets why don't we invest in other stargate tech such as Lantean Ships, they can function as full citys a home away from home, a place to repair our fleet and house our men, it posses fantastic shielding and cloaking ablities not to mention it is no slowpoke either
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.17612866
    technically speaking, visiting any coloured world helps us confirm theories at this point. It's essentially personal preference at this point.

    I say blue.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.17612867


    If we visit the blue world, we don't know what the grey world means, and if our theories about the content of each world is correct.

    I suggest we drive-by and conduct scans of the grey world, AND THEN go to the blue world. We won't involve ourselves much with the grey world except for an inspection.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.17612874
    I bet that's what Holtz's base looks like.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612884
    I love the fuck out of that idea.

    God I'm a Stargate nerd.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612888
    Don't really need it for the Von Luckners. We picked them for ass kicking and somewhat conventional looks.
    Alkesh can just be cloaked all the time.
    We were talking about setting up a Leopard with it, the probe droids (starting with the named) and a squad of Securitrons. Along with the Inde.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612891
    Works for me. Jump to the Grey world, see if we can fix it in the ... what, Hour? it takes the warp drive to spool up again, then jump straight to Blue.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612896

    It is not a matter of preference.

    We haven't visited any blue worlds to begin with, but the blue world and grey world are next to each other, so we should at least try to inspect the grey world.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612897
    There's also the deflector shields from the Creation Engine Database for the vehicles. They protect against both kinetic and energy weapons, and can protect against melee attacks.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:34 No.17612904
    no, we go to a world, we stay until we've done our job. Scouting is Yellowman's task.

    did anybody think to ask *him* what the different colours meant?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:34 No.17612908

    Your approach makes the Scientific Method cry in disappointment.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:34 No.17612911
    No idea how the fuck Requisitions could pull that one off tough.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.17612924
    they have Carmen Sandiego, Lupin III, Wally/Waldo, and Robo!Verse Carl Sagan.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.17612934
    Too bad, because Yellowman left the base. It's just us now.

    However, we could send one of our ships to do scanning and scouting on the grey world, and then jump to our current position on the blue world.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)21:38 No.17612960
    After a lengthy debate, you finally decide on the blue world.

    You enter the coordinates and make the transpace jump, exiting out in orbit of Earth. Debris ring and satellites in place suggest 20th century technology. There do not seem to be any other spaceships within the immediate vicinity.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:41 No.17612979
    Have all of our ships begin scanning the local area out to the orbits of Venus and Mars.
    Have the Indefatigable cloak and attempt to hack into any commsat and get some intel on what this world is like.
    The rest of the task force hides behind the Moon for now.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:41 No.17612984
    Much as I like the idea, we kind of can do most of those things with the All Under Heaven.

    Besides, we may have..accidentally burned a couple of bridges with the higher ups after that Colonel visited, and certain personnel thought it smart to aggravate him It'd probably be a big job, and out of our range.

    We only got the AUH as a spoil of war, remember?

    Still, that's another to add to our 'someday...' list.

    Well, it's only a list now, we previously only wanted one thing that was specifically out of our current range, AFAIK.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:42 No.17612995
    >has lupin the III
    that sucks, prepare to lose all our shit by it being stolen by someone with godly plot armor comparable to batman.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:42 No.17612997
    Find a S.U.E. fiction where some S.U.E. has stolen, among other things, a Lantean ship.
    Find the S.U.E.'s ship and tow a black hole silently into it.
    Use Star Trek technology to teleport all bridge crews into deep space.
    Teleport Chryssalids onto everywhere.
    If any enemy infantry survive long enough to hold off the chrissies, depressurise whatever ship they're in with orbital lances and fix it later.
    Get spellcasters in to Detect Life on the Chryssalids.
    Teleport the Chryssalids into a containment zone.

    Congratulations! You now have many new ships, and have increased your supply of chryssalids as well.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:42 No.17613005
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    Continuing on that i suggest Zatt Guns to replace phasers atleast as a side arm
    >First shot is a knock out.
    NO EXCEPTION amung humoniods except for kull warriors and replicators as well as completly short-circurciting most technology ex.shutting down a space rocket with one shot
    >Second Shot
    Guarenteed Kill no exception the body shuts down and the target dies
    >Third shot
    Disintegrates target entirely not leaving even ashes as it breaks the target down to the molecular level this ablility was deemed so broken by the writer that it was considered a deus ex machina and was used less than 5 times in the whole series regardless it was never ret-conned
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:43 No.17613015
    Are our smaller ISDs equipped with the necessary scanners to scout a grey world? Because if they are, we can send a token scouting force of 1 ISD + others to the grey world.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:45 No.17613039
    >Anon: what is a PLANET?
    That's the only thing I can think of.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:46 No.17613056
    >it being stolen by someone with godly plot armor comparable to batman.

    so, Carmen then?


    FUCK NO.

    also, IT'S QUESTAN TIME!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:46 No.17613061
    Start scanning through the planet's communications to determine the planet's situation.

    Anyway, I am thinking that while Mouse isn't in ground/safe range for physical/contact hacking, we could put him in the RVF-25 and hack remotely from there.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:46 No.17613065
    We need to get video feed of that guy flipping off the Black Ops guy.
    We then need to get video feed of us throwing that guy out an airlock, while flipping him off.
    We then combine the two videos into one, upload it to Youtube under the tags "reality emitter research black ops transpace guard top secret firemen civil war" to ensure that Black OPs sees it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:47 No.17613076

    Oh god.


    WHAT DO?
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    Finally if you don't want the Zatt gun you could always adopt the Particle Magnum as your default sidearm again three settings
    one shot knocks out humoniods for several hours per shot
    Blow clear holes through anything that dare cross you, unheard of anything surviving a single shot
    Blast clear though 12-24 inch starship hull in a single shot without a sweet....lantean steel..well they're cheating anyway
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:48 No.17613085
    Make sure all our ships are clear of local detection!!

    Everyone, Quest Time is active, move the requisitions chichat to the Planning thread: >>17608712
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:48 No.17613087
    All of that can be done by phasers, so why?
    Why get a weapon that is obsolete with the weapons we already have?
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.17613099
    rolled 29 = 29

    The scan on the other planets turns up clean. The Indefatigable beams Mouse over to it and begins working on patching into the local comm-networks.

    After a few hours he reports that after going through the current news, nothing seems to be out of place. He's going through older archives now.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.17613103
    >You enter the coordinates and make the transpace jump, exiting out in orbit of Earth. Debris ring and satellites in place suggest 20th century technology. There do not seem to be any other spaceships within the immediate vicinity.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:50 No.17613108
    1. Scan planet's communications to determine context and situation.

    2. Scan the moon for anything.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/20/12(Fri)21:50 No.17613115
    God, that thing is just the sexiest gun of all time.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:51 No.17613125
    Have the Oncoming Storm scan Earth for any reality distortions.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:52 No.17613130
    Any reality distortions?
    Check the world's internet equivalent for lists of the Hottest Celebrities. Any "Universally agreed to be the most beautiful" will show up as an outlier, along with any fat, acne-clad, pasty adolescent women living out self-insert fantasies.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)21:52 No.17613135
    Activating your sensors, you do a full scan of Earth and manage to locate a cluster of extreme strong reality distortions based around Japan. Narrowing it down, you confine the distortions to Tokyo. A further refinement has the distortions emanating from beneath Tokyo College.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:53 No.17613140
    ANON, detecting any distortions whatsoever?

    This place is showing up on our sector map for a reason, the question is, what reason?

    If it is a movie-canon, then perhaps the nearby linchpin has thrown off the plot and we'll need to put it back in order.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:54 No.17613166
    Ok folks.. what movies involve anything beneath Tokyo College?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:55 No.17613169
    get ANON to scan for reality distortions.

    Also, crossref with Mouse's data to see what canon this originally is. rest of fleet, turn your scans outward. surreptitiously, mind. In case we have people coming from outsystem to fuck shit up.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:55 No.17613179
    >Tokyo College
    There are many Colleges in Tokyo. Which one has the distortions in it?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:56 No.17613187
    Alright. We'll begin to put together an infiltration and recon team, while Mouse finishes going through some of the older records.

    Have the Indefatigable make some period-appropriate clothing and local currency for Japan.

    First picks for recon team: Spike, Tosh, UNIT, any Japanese soldiers we have.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:56 No.17613190
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    Love Hina????

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:56 No.17613196
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:57 No.17613203
    Not University of Tokyo?
    Looks like all the Tokyo Colleges are 'Tokyo College of [Field]'.

    Perhaps a clue right there.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:57 No.17613204
    Hey guys, we're using a cloaked Al'kesh for this, right? Double check if there might be any jamming planet-side.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:57 No.17613209

    what, AGAIN?

    I swear, we're going to know this city like the backs of our hands, if it stays consistent between worlds.

    Still, that's actually an advantage.

    May I suggest dropping Spike and the Sandmen in to take a look around?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.17613215
    VP-99 has cloaking right? We can use him, right? Or VP-98? We should use drones to do the actual dangerous scouting while the people go talk to the locals for info.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.17613223
    So there's only one college in Tokyo?
    ... eh?
    We'll need to pull up the History of Tokyo to see why there haven't been more colleges set up. Data can crunch the ... well, data ... the fastest.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.17613229
    Alright then, have Mouse hack into the college and get us a list of students and faculty.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.17613231

    Perhaps we should have ANON or one of our tech people look over the local/national news sites? If there is an egregious SUE here, then they'll surely have done something to merit a front-page article (or otherwise have themselves feature prominently on any type of publication).
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:59 No.17613236
    VP-99 has "doesn't die" and "goes past enemies". Not cloaking. If we got the Incursion tech on it we should send it in, but if not, let it hold back so we don't contaminate this world's canon by seeing a robot float by.
    I mean, yes. A robot in modern japan isn't THAT out of the ordinary, but still.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:00 No.17613249
    Unless it isn't a SUE, and the events in the life of some random person that is part of this film have gone astray.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:00 No.17613250
    What about our Protoss observers?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:00 No.17613257
    >under japan U theres a disturbance.
    is this akira?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:01 No.17613262
    Wrong time.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:02 No.17613270
    Curiously enough, while most of the colleges in Tokyo are listed as Tokyo College of Engineering, or Tokyo College of Arts and Sciences, or other such more descriptive names, there is one college in the center of the city that is just labelled "Tokyo College." Curiously enough, it seems to be alternatively listed in places as "Toyko College", or "Toykyo College."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:02 No.17613272
    fuckken Japan, always distorting reality and shit.
    Anyway, no room for space marines here. Spike would be a bad idea, as he's the main character of a popular anime, so he'd need to be disguised, Tosh and the UNIT is less recognizable, so things wouldn't go to shit immediately, Remember guys, this canon is intact; nobody go guns blazing "EVIL IS NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF FREINDSHIP KILL THEM ALLLL!" bullshit. Please.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:02 No.17613276
    eh thought it was a good guess never the less.
    forgot it wasn't 21st century.

    i am not sure what it is at 1900's
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:02 No.17613278
    isn't cosply quite common in Japan? We could have some of our more...esoterically dressed people move around with no more than the occasional odd glance or 'your costume needs work', if we're smart. As long as they're not in suspiciously large groups or waving around realistic weapons, they should be able to hide in plain sight.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:02 No.17613282
    Better bring up any local news of whichever College the distortions are at.
    If we got S.U.E.s, they'll AT LEAST be in the College's student newsletter.
    If we have a movie plot, then it'll be trickier. How quickly can we get Incursion tech set up on VP-99?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.17613324
    Welp, our SUES can't spell.

    A surprise, I know.
    actually, this post might apply to your concerns:
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.17613326
    Cosplay is only common in Japan in the Harajuku street on a SUNDAY.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.17613337
    that really didn't get into vogue until 2000 or so, so not really this century.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.17613344
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    man i do love zatt but i gotta say phasers are pretty utilitarian only arguments i can see are
    1)some variablility in our forces equipment
    2)fully semiautomatic
    3) capable of chain lightning effect
    4)pulse can pass through metallic substances example shooting a metal catwalk with 20-30 men on it one shot will stun/kill/disintagrate them
    5)it is great at overloading tech instead of melting/blowing it up which is more of a phaser problem
    6)zatts don't run out of ammo but ammo isn't really a concern for phasers either
    Though the Zatt is miles better then the Particle Magnum(other than being dead sexy) it's comparable to the phaser in alot of departments but i'd see why people would just choose to keep a phaser instead
    Great to see some stargate fan for once though
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:07 No.17613360
    Have Mouse continue his search through the older news, and have Data begin searching local news about this Tokyo College and anyone notably associated with it.

    Public cosplay is only common in a very specific locale.
    So no.

    We should check to see if Cowboy Bebop even exists in this Canon. If it doesn't then no need to worry about Spike being noticed.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.17613368
    it would honestly be stupidly hilarious if it was though....
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.17613383
    Take this to the requisitions thread at >>17608712
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.17613384
    >"Tokyo College." Curiously enough, it seems to be alternatively listed in places as "Toyko College", or "Toykyo College."
    Well then.
    Send in VP-99 and tell it to find out what the fuck this "Toy ko" college is about.
    Mouse, Data, drag in information about this "Toy ko" college. Especially its foundation date, current president, notable moments in its history, and any notable staff/students.
    Can Spike speak Japanese? Might be worth sending him in to bullshit around along with VP-99.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:09 No.17613387
    actually, spike might be fine, depending on what year this is. Bebop came out in '98, so he'd be entirely incognito unless he actually ran into somebody working on the show, or a SUE who'd watched the series.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:09 No.17613391

    Double check if Cowboy Bebop exists here.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.17613401
    >sending in VP-99
    >has no holographic cloaking
    You stupid fuck. What the fuck are you doing, sending in a Meta-contaminant like that?
    You dumb shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.17613406
    > Debris ring and satellites in place suggest 20th century technology.
    Well, we can check the current date either from the internet or from the position of the planets.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:11 No.17613416
    rolled 13 = 13

    Data begins to pull files from Tokyo College...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:11 No.17613418

    Assuming that it's a SUE that originates from Japan or such. Any SUE that has been thoroughly submerged in gaming culture prior to their SUE-ification may recognize Tosh. We may need to mainly use grunts who aren't wearing recognizable uniforms or such to do our information-gathering here.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:11 No.17613419
    >implying the internet exisats
    it could be in the 60's or 70's as well for all we know.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:11 No.17613426
    It does.

    How long do you want to let Data and Mouse try to find things with remote hacking and searches?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:12 No.17613427

    The rolls, they burn!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:12 No.17613430
    Data: "Egad! It's full of pictures of young boys in compromising positions! I ... I think I'll need a few hours to check my systems' integrity"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:13 No.17613437
    aw crap its 99.
    watch for the Y2K scare stuff going around.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:13 No.17613445
    We can't afford to spend too long.
    2 hours, and send VP-99 down while we wait.
    What's the current year here, OP?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:13 No.17613448
    Give it about 3 hours. We need the time to replicate appropriate clothing and currency for our recon team, anyway.

    Also, what's the progress on our research projects?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:15 No.17613468
    No, we are not sending VP-99 down. Give it a rest. It's a stupid idea, and we have better equipment and personnel for this task.

    The Observers are at least cloaked.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:16 No.17613486
    Well crap guys.

    Cowboy Bebop exists on this version of earth. Bring back Spike.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:17 No.17613495
    Right, so bebop exists, which puts us squarely in 98-99 as the local year.

    Cosply may, in fact, be somewhat common, though not ubiquitous.

    Besides, surely Spike doesn't look Anime-style in a 'live action' world, due to rules of perception. also, people would have noticed by now. They might think he kind of looks like what Spike would IRL, but they won't think 'OMG anime characters are real!'

    He could pass, if we're smart about this.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:17 No.17613498
    No notable progress yet on research.

    The year is 2008.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:17 No.17613502
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    By the way, OP, finished the badge last week. Enjoy!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.17613505
    Planning thread: >>17608712

    At least until we can get a faculty list, that should be up on the main page, probably keep digging for student list while we keep working at things.
    Send an Observer toward the college, see how much they have by the time it arrives.
    Did the Incursion tech get installed on our hero droid yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.17613518
    Observers it is then.
    Regardless, it seems Incursion tech is our manufacturing priority for now.
    It's 2008 in Japan. Cool. Send down the Observer to poke around the college.
    Does Data know, at least, the college's founding date, who its president/dean is, and any notable events in its history? Information like that should be easy enough to get.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:19 No.17613522
    2008, huh?

    >>Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei
    >> Ga-rei
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:19 No.17613529
    Get readin' lads
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:20 No.17613534
    so ot is the 21st centure not the 20th.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:20 No.17613542
    Please spell properly.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:21 No.17613558

    *reads list*

    >>Apocrypha Getter Robot Dash

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:21 No.17613560
    and then we are soul eater.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.17613563
    >"Tokyo College." Curiously enough, it seems to be alternatively listed in places as "Toyko College", or "Toykyo College."
    Misspelling. It might be a SUE incursion after all.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.17613574
    Check among the Delta Green, UNIT, SCP, TG Soldier, and Sandmen teams for any Japanese operatives.
    Create for them:
    1 set of period appropriate clothes of Middle Class level.
    1 set of period appropriate business attire.
    1 communicator disguised as cellphone.
    100 thousand Yen in 10 thousand Yen notes.

    They'll be going undercover for this, so Reality Emitters and Type-1 phasers only.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.17613576
    >'Are you Spike?'
    >'Wait what, how did y-'
    >'your costume's completely wrong! Your jacket's the wrong shade of blue, and your shirt's the wrong shade of orange. Credit for the hair, though. It's very Spike.'
    >'Yeah, I am dressed as the devilishly handsome Spike Spiegel. You a fan?'
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:23 No.17613588
    Just give Spike a change of clothes that's more... casual.

    Give him some hair-styling clay as well.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.17613593
    By the time your Observer reaches Tokyo, Data has managed to pull up a list of faculty, which provides no leads, and a list of students, which does.

    Amidst the list of ordinary Japanese names, two stand out. "Sapph" and "El."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:25 No.17613616
    I'll laugh if the problem is related to Oniichan no Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara ne!!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:26 No.17613621
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:26 No.17613627
    Are they separate names?

    Or Sapph-El?

    If it's the latter, well fuck.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:27 No.17613637
    Who is Sapph-El?
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:27 No.17613639
    My suspicions are piqued towards Pokemon shenanigans. If I'm wrong, please let it be something less destructive, Metaforce be willing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:27 No.17613642

    Fabricate some credentials for our recon team.
    Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, plainclothes detective, Violent Crimes Division.

    If we have to bring along anyone who's not Japanese, give them credentials of a foreign police department, and the cover story will be that they're part of an officer exchange program.

    It's Japan, if we're cops then the regular people won't bother us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:28 No.17613650
    I still think the cosplayer idea is better,for comedy value if nothing else.

    How are we going to disguise Spike's hair, anyway, short of cutting it off?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:28 No.17613652
    Don't worry. Japanese cops are a spineless, incompetent bunch.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:28 No.17613653
    Find pictures of those two.
    See what local things they've been up to - if their name's in the news or whatnot.

    don't forget that in every large college, even in America, amongst all the Marks and Sarahs you're gonna find a few people who named their kids Pickup, Reebok, Rain, and shit like that. These could just be ordinary students whose parents were exceptionally bad at picking names.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:29 No.17613656
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    >searches Goolg- I mean ANON.
    Ah crap, what the hell is this?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:29 No.17613658
    Grab some styling clay or styling gel and apply to Spike's hair.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:30 No.17613668
    Oh. Oh god.

    How the hell does MetaOP dig up this sort of stuff?
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:30 No.17613670
    They are separate names. Data begins to pull additional information on the pair, who seem to be a couple.

    Sapph is apparently a sophomore art student in the gifted classes whose drawings of dragons have won several awards.

    El is a senior listed as holding the position of "Senior Class Leader of Events."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:30 No.17613671
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    Well, you know this guy?

    Imagine he had a sue cousin.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:31 No.17613679
    Dear God...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:32 No.17613688
    We need the Observer on-station, and we have to get our teams into the area.

    Has Data been able to acquire photographs of our targets?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:32 No.17613690
    *reads ED article*

    I can firmly say now that Sapph is the SUE among the pair.

    Let's dig deeper.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:32 No.17613694
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    Oh fucking shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:32 No.17613695
    oh thank god. Kyptonian SUEs are not something I want to contemplate.

    Although I have the sneaking suspicion this is gonna turn out worse, for our sanity if nothing else.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:32 No.17613698
    Dear MetaOP,
    You are EVIL.
    The Command Crew
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:33 No.17613701
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    Rev up the Reality Field.
    Recite the Litanies.
    Get ready for a Shit-Storm.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:34 No.17613717
    >walk in
    >find out we have to deal with a deviant art SUE
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:34 No.17613719
    That's why we're going to be from the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. We can run roughshod over the local precincts, and because the MPD holds all the political clout and are considered the elite of the Tokyo Police, the local cops will stay out of our way.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:34 No.17613724
    Time to ready on these two. Let's figure out what these two HATE HATE HATE, and figure to use it against them or against each other.

    One thing we can do is, if we could, we could like, beam up these two when we bait them out, and then throw them into the hard vacuum of space.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:35 No.17613741
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    Like This grandpa
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:37 No.17613759
    >in b4 devient art SUE starts summoning overpowered OC shit.
    GOD DAMN IT metaquest OP.
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:37 No.17613761
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    Pray to EVERY, SINGLE, GOD that this isn't her Final Form.
    >Image Feint successful!
    >+1 Pic!
    >Collection Size: 1,866
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:37 No.17613765
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    See pic.
    See pic, and know despair.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:38 No.17613780
    Honestly, after all the Meta-aware fuckuppery of the last snarl-up, a nice clean by-the-book SUE removal is just the thing. We need someone scoping out complicating factors though
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:39 No.17613787
    The Male is a God Sue as well.

    We're gonna need every dirty trick in the book shy of a Black Ops team.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:39 No.17613791
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    >Sapphirus of course isn't naked like you think, her body consists of soft plushful fur with armored scales underneath. She takes this form only when she gets bored. Her Sword the Sapphisius is a powerful Holy weapon indeed, in is made up of all the elements, and non-elements, it fuses with her when she turns feral making her invincible. She wear 12 spiked braclets (forgot to add them on the two tails and the bottom legs)<3 <3

    Is this what it feels like when a soul dies?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:40 No.17613798
    Agreed. Let's keep snooping around to figure out the complicating factors.

    I'm thinking we should hunt down Sapph's sword and separate it from her.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:40 No.17613800
    so we have a keyblade wielding verpowered SUE with probably some extremely stupid stuff.
    god this is gonna be like ebon night all over again.
    >> Potential Writefag 01/20/12(Fri)22:40 No.17613801
    +1 for the "teleport into the hard vacuum of space" plan

    I would add a healthy barrage of turbolasers, cap-grade phasers, and Singularity Lasers to this.. Just to be sure.

    This whole situation reeks of SUE, and if there's deities involved? We need to frag this one ASAP. This is a Hero Killer plain and simple folks. Nuke It From Orbit is the proper answer.... Well, okay.. Nuke It *IN* Orbit more like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:40 No.17613808
    The fuck? That's an afro Spike's rocking, how do you even try to style that?

    >reads ED page


    I can't help wondering what the canon actually is here, if not a film. maybe one of those films that has little to no impact on the world outside of whatever local place its set? Like, I dunno, Juno or something.

    >hornet trollain
    yeah, OP is trollan us with this one guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:40 No.17613811
    Sapphirus Copyrighted@ to Me

    (If it sounds invincible for ya, then too bad, I rarely RP anymore anyway unless it’s KH type fighting, face it‘s she‘s just very powerful that‘s all)

    Name: Sapphirus or Sapphy for short

    Full name: Sapphirus Dracas

    Gender: Female

    Special Position: Goddess of Dragons and Ice

    Personality: Fights for the good/Heroic

    Locations: At the Furn Café, Kingdom Hearts dreams, in YHS, Feral paradise, Deep depths of outer space, in the atmosphere of different planets, flying in clouds, sleeping in artic regions, sometimes resting in the deep seas, roaming in worlds acting as a normal person.

    Forms: Can shape shift into anything, but her main form is a undetectable mildly huge feligon (Dragon with some feline looks) too huge to that she can only fit properly in the universe only, watching over planets like children.

    Age: 18,0000 Millenniums (Like a normal 18 year old, her age came from how long she lived in space)

    Height: 5’8

    Abilities: Can control any element, mix it, can control all dragons in a blink. Almost Known to be Invincible.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:41 No.17613820
    Weakness: N/A Herself

    Fears/Dislikes: Backstabbers, Dragon Slayers, Lesbians sometimes, Axel Yaoi, Hermaphrodites, Dirty water, things that are black and weird looking for some reason, being bad rumored, being disowned by friends.

    Loves/Interests: Anime, Drawing, Protecting her friends, Gay guys, pandas, Kittens, Dragon especially, drawing, playing Video games, flying in space, showing off in funny ways.

    Brother, Lover, Counterpart, Fighting partner: Axel

    Obsessions: Axel, Xemnas ( I know, it gets funnier)

    Weapons: The Sapphiasius Blade and the Chakrum Blade.

    Body Weapons/Defenses: Back horns, twin swift Axe tails, claws that can extend, and fangs that can grow longs as a saber-toothed cats, being able to cling more.

    Piercings: Elemental orb piercings on both ears, back horns, and on both twin axe tails.

    Other characteristics: Above you can see 4 levitating halos, symbolizing her power as a Goddess and legendary appearance.
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:43 No.17613847
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    If their SUE field is at full strength, they probably aren't noticed by the locals, and even then, only as heroes. This is a problem for our data collection regarding what the native canon is.
    Try to get them away from the locals so that we can go full Meta on their shit before any other Factions show up. Honestly, I'm surprised this hasn't gotten worse than it already has.
    >inb4 OP proves me dead wrong
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:43 No.17613855

    Our path is clear to me now.

    We need Oscar.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:43 No.17613858

    It's a good thing we got those reality disruptors researched. Assuming that they do the same thing as their capital-sized cousins.

    So the question now is how to deal with a DevianTart SUE without breaking canon or such.
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:44 No.17613873
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    Anon, you are a GENIUS.
    Definitely on the list for Hero recruitment due to his powerful Anti-Sue field.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.17613895
    >Deep depths of outer space, in the atmosphere of different planets, flying in clouds, sleeping in artic regions, sometimes resting in the deep seas, roaming in worlds acting as a normal person.

    Bait her into deep space with her boyfriend.
    Ensure our Concentrated Reality Beam from the Inde is ready
    Lance her with that, and all_the_weapons at once.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.17613900
    >implying the existance of a devient art SUE isn't naturally breaking canon
    simply the best way to fix it is kill this thing deader then dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.17613902
    We need to clear this mission with minimal losses. In any case, the whole "dragon watching over the universe" shit is where I'm stumped. We need to find a way to strip them of their weapons (aside from using accio or expeliarmus spells).

    Or make these two SUEs _kill each other_.

    We have yet to determine what canon this is thugh.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:47 No.17613919
    Fuck yes.

    Screw Zero, screw Zolomon, screw Tesla and all the others-Oscar is the hero the meta deserves.

    Hell, he'd probaby defuse the /tg/ civil war by getting high with the firemen.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:47 No.17613925
    So why can't we just have a sniper shoot them in the head before they notice?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:48 No.17613928
    Which Oscar is this?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:48 No.17613944
    The fuck is Oscar?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:49 No.17613956
    because there's two of them. also, we don't know if bullets even work.

    when it comes to canon, I'm guessing it might be something that already has the paranormal to some degree already.

    Can we get the farseers to give us any hints?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:50 No.17613957
    because SUE power is bullshit and they probably would regenerate.
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:50 No.17613967
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    The best one. He enters Sue / Crossover instances and defuses them comically with nonchalance and an Anti-Sue field of near-divine power that lets him resist the mental effects of those wretched creatures.
    Also, he smokes a lot of pot.

    He's a bro, is what I'm saying.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:50 No.17613968

    SECONDED. Let's get the Farseers for advice.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:51 No.17613981
    I'd like to ask the Farseers if these S.U.E.s would ever exit Earth's atmosphere on their own, and if not, if we could lure them there.
    Then we lance them.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:51 No.17613984
    We're still waiting on Mouse for his analysis of the older news of this world to see what Canon it's from.
    We can probably have A.N.O.N. assist.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:51 No.17613987
    rolled 45 = 45

    The farseers attempt see far into the threads of time...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:53 No.17613998
    If it's from a Canon that doesn't require Tokyo to exist then for the love of god I'm lancing the both of the fuckers from orbit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:53 No.17614003
    Proposal :

    1 Send a droid to give a message to the sues about a poor race of dragon people that need help.
    2 Tell to come to this teleportation circle and teleport them
    3 Send them to dark side of moon
    4 Shoot the Reality beam, then nukes
    5 Hope the Kills them
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)22:54 No.17614010
    Mouse reports that the world seems to be normal in all respects. He cannot which canon it is even after a thorough analysis of the networks.

    "Your foes... are not here," the lead Farseer reports. "They live here, but often go to... a different place. It is difficult to see what that place is. Another world... connected to this one?"
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)22:55 No.17614014
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    raidah and coobie plz go.
    We want to reduce collateral to look good, save money, etc. We can lance them as a last resort, not as a pig-headed first fist-throw.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:55 No.17614018
    Wait, if that's the case, then where are those reality distortions coming from?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:56 No.17614026

    By observing them, we can find their routine, place the Al'Kesh in a place where they frequent, activate the Reality Emitter when they're in range and have snipers take them out.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:56 No.17614030
    We also like to reduce collateral because we're not terrible people.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:56 No.17614035
    Guys, Accelerator spammer from /a/ is invading some of the /tg/ threads tonight. He's ban evading.

    Be vigilant, guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:57 No.17614044
    I feel like we'll need a capital grade reality disruptor to neutralize their bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:57 No.17614048
    That would be plausible, but the problem is to separate them from their weapons.
    >> Potential Writefag 01/20/12(Fri)22:58 No.17614056
    ..Why do I sense portal shenanigans incoming?

    As fucked up as this may be, gentlemen.. Perhaps this is *their* disgusting canon, and the disturbance is something separate from them.

    Gentlemen, we have to do the unthinkable.

    But first, we need to confirm if *they* are giving off the emenations, or not? If they're not, this may be their canon, and our problem is something else.

    >synchronize tTeings
    ...Captcha is telling us something.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:59 No.17614067

    It DID mention in the profile that they only like KH type "fighting". I'm assuming that they mean Kingdom Hearts from KH.

    If we assume that their fondness for the KH series is still intact, then they may have constructed a sort of gateway or focal point where they can hop to other worlds. I think KH had some of those types of things, referred to as "keyholes" or something. They may either maintain a pocket dimension for their own homes or they regularly travel around other worlds. The reality distortions may be a gateway or portal or some other construct that they've created.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:59 No.17614072
    That'd be Kingdom Hearts' world, most likely. Canonically, how do you go between worlds in KH? You enter warp portals with a spaceship, don't you?
    Strange. We didn't see anything when looking in Earth's orbit, so it's not that, then.
    Tail her, see where she goes.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:59 No.17614075
    how in the fuck is he still alive?
    i heard someone from /a/ murdered that bastard the day after christmas.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:02 No.17614099
    They're just as OP as their weapons are.
    In fact, their powers are so ridiculously BS that all you'd need to do is hit them with a reality emitter and they would crumple.
    Have every single ship in our fleet try to find a way to focus their reality emissions on a human-sized target. We did it with the Inde, maybe we can do it with the Storm and the All Under Heaven.
    Fuck, try it even with the dropships.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:02 No.17614111
    >But first, we need to confirm if *they* are giving off the emenations, or not
    We should have sent the Observer down to the College for closer scans.

    Was Data able to get pictures of the targets?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:03 No.17614113
    >Perhaps this is *their* disgusting canon
    Jesus christ how horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:04 No.17614130
    Accelerator bastard is attacking the Strike Witches Quest here.

    I also caught raidah coming online on an IRC channel.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:05 No.17614135
    We already have a stabilized version of that in the form of Reality Disruptor weapons.
    But we need more time to actually build them.

    We need to treat this op like the textbook case it is, not go and do unnecessary modifications to our ships.
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)23:06 No.17614142
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    More research has been done.

    Why this has been done is still beyond me.

    We -might- use this data to triumph -if- it ever becomes applicable.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)23:06 No.17614145
    The Observer begins making its way to the college as Data pulls up pictures on the two S.U.E.s.

    "Hey, that's nice," Mouse notes. "Someone put a standing bounty on Sapph's head. We pull this off, we claim the bounty, at least SOME funding is guaranteed."

    The Observer makes it to the campus grounds without incident.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:07 No.17614153
    Determine who put the bounty. We need to know who, and why on Sapph.

    We are also not sure if Sapph and El are the source of the distortions either.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:08 No.17614164
    Judging by her DA and her profile linked, she is weak to Yaoi and Hermaphrodites, especially relating to Axel from KH.

    Now, I know this is disgusting, but if we can find ... materials pertaining to her weakness, they might have some use.
    Mouse, trace the bounty. We need to find out who put that hit on her.
    Have the Observer move towards a reality distortion, and see whether the reality distortion matches, or does not match, the pictures we now have of our deviant artists.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:09 No.17614181
    Plan of action:
    1. The Observer is on-station over the Tokyo College and to tries to get visual confirmation of our targets, and confirm their reality distortions.
    2. Prepare a recon team that will observe the targets and investigate the basement levels of Tokyo College for a portal of some kind.
    3. Recon Team to be composed of Spike and Tosh, as well as any Japanese operatives from DG, UNIT, SCP, and TG Soldiers.
    4. Their equipment and credentials as per:
    5. Mouse hacks into Tokyo MPD HQ mainframe and creates our false identities.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:10 No.17614185
    >other black areas are the sources of Saph's unlimited power supply.
    So what you're saying is... we need to rip the black parts from her body?
    Can we just beam her up and... not include those areas?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:10 No.17614188
    why don't we just make the SUE think she/he/it is a frog.

    tosh should have that psychic aptitude.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:11 No.17614202
    Oh god, I hope not. Imagine having to _maintain_ that insanity. Then again, OP is Evil now.

    Bounty? From who?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:12 No.17614220
    Mouse needs to trace the bounty put on Saph first, and I doubt the Tokyo mainframe needs to be hacked at all.
    Just make false identities, clear the world in a day, and by the time the police act on the "someone's impersonating a police officer" report we've already fucked off.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:12 No.17614228
    Wouldn't Tosh raise some eyebrows? And is Spike even Japanese for that matter?
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)23:13 No.17614235
    rolled 16 = 16

    The Observer begins to search the grounds for the pair.

    The original bounty was put up by TG Main, and was since contributed to by a number of others, including several members of the Shipper Union in a rare show of common interest.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:13 No.17614242
    $10 says that beneath 'Toykyo College', is the computer lab. They're 'logging in' to a 'real' version of their RP world.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:13 No.17614246
    What if the distortion is from some other forces trying to kill them?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:14 No.17614252
    tosh looks more or less like an american american.

    just claim he is a tourist from america, the japanese as a rule cannot tell the difference.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:14 No.17614256
    As posted, their false credentials mark them as foreign detectives taking part in an officer exchange program.

    It's Tokyo, so they won't stand out as much as say, Nagano.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)23:15 No.17614270
    The Observer does not find them in the school proper.

    Mouse is successful in creating forged identifications. When do you want to deploy said team?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:16 No.17614286
    oh gods, its .hack
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:17 No.17614296
    ment african american.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:17 No.17614298
    Deploy the team with 2 hours of prep-time. Make sure that they have the equipment they need. They will go down in one of the cloaked Al'Kesh, and use it as a base of operations.

    Their orders are to find, but NOT engage the S.U.E.'s, and to investigate the basement levels of the college.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:17 No.17614310
    How long would it take for a ship to jump back to Holtz, say "We found {bitch}, are preparing a plan to kill her, anyone else wanna join in?", and jump back?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:18 No.17614322
    Sandmen are at the top of the list, they can shapeshift and hypnotic voice their way through a lot of things.
    Have Tosh and some Delta Greens shadow them?

    Be careful though. While completely ridiculous, if they are as powerly as suggested, we are going to need bigger guns to actually take them down.

    So right now, we're scouting for info.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:19 No.17614338
    Deploy team soon, fellow stalkers.
    Oh really? When?

    Also, get VP-99 with the team, along with Tosh, Spike, and the JP operatives. Get Auror invisibility, or Incursion tech, up on the VP-99. Then, down we go!
    Sending a Sandman down with them to interface with computers would help. Shit, might as well send Mouse.
    >> Potential Writefag 01/20/12(Fri)23:20 No.17614343

    Ye gods.

    Gentlemen, new plan. If we can locate them in such a world, I have a single acronym that will solve our issues.


    For those who don't feel like poking ANON, that stands for High Altitude Nuclear Explosion. At high altitudes, nukes cause widespread high-intensity EMP surges on the ground (think what the Goldeneye satellites did in that one James Bond movie).... And guess what we've got a lot of?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:21 No.17614353
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:22 No.17614368
    You have achieved fail.
    Go now.
    Never return.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:22 No.17614371
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    We're not sending down VP-99.
    Why are you so stupid? The invisiblity spell isn't permanent, and we already have an Observer on-station.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)23:22 No.17614381
    rolled 14 = 14

    You send down Spike and the Sandmen...

    ...and Tosh.

    They are able to talk their way into the college with surprising ease, the people in the area apparently ready to accept almost any explanation. Although the Sandmen's hypno-voices certainly help.

    They begin looking around the school.
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)23:23 No.17614389
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    If that unlimited power field doesn't stop us. We need a lot of firepower to deal with Macrostate defenses, but if we can get her distracted enough (weapons fire, Reality Fields, etc.), it might be a possibility.
    Nobody talks to my Writefag like that!
    Naw, it was worth a suggestion. The worst that happens is that we say no.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:24 No.17614396
    Or how about we cut the power by doing something that isn't stupid.
    You really think that with all the technology at our disposal, causing an EMP is beyond us without using a nuke?
    Are you high or just an idiot?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:25 No.17614405

    >>You have sold all your nukes save the Big One and the NOD ICBM.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:25 No.17614412
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    mfw we fail to find any sign of them and have to give up, losing out on the bounty.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:25 No.17614413
    How about taking Doug? He was a cop, so he'd be able to carry it off much better than either of those guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:26 No.17614427
    They find: Jack and shit.

    Well, these are all the leads we have; the Observer and the Away team just need to keep scouting, and the Oncoming Storm needs to keep tracking Reality distortions.

    The only other thing we could do is have A.N.O.N. and Data try to find any further information on Sapph and El. Like, where they live, where they work, when they work there, the places they spend their time, whether they have a criminal record, etc.
    If we get their Addresses, we can break in when they're not around and swipe important information.

    Even Student Records should show their addresses. We have their names.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:27 No.17614436
    Well, I was favoring cloaked Tosh and a couple Delta Greens.
    >> X-com rookie 01/20/12(Fri)23:27 No.17614441
    rolled 12 = 12

    But there aren't even any hostiles here! Oh well, guess I'll run around randomly to soak up reaction fire anyway.
    >> X-com rookie 01/20/12(Fri)23:29 No.17614461
    Fuck, the students just pelted me with water bombs as part of a prank.
    At least they didn't hit the sandmen.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:30 No.17614470
    Have an emergency beam-out ready.

    Have Data continue to mine the Tokyo College computer systems, looking for more information on our targets.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)23:31 No.17614481
    The party finds no trace of the SUEs in the building, but upon descending to the basement, they find something.

    Upon walking into a room with shelves overflowing with manga and artbooks, Spike trips on a few volumes of Naruto left lying around. His limbs flailing wildly for balance, he falls into one of the bookshelves, nearly knocking it over as his hand displaces an odd manga volume with illustrations of dragons and... gems glued to it? The strange book hits the ground and flips open of its own accord, displaying a glowing interior before it flashes sapphire and all contact with the away team is lost, save for two Sandmen not caught in the area of effect.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:32 No.17614485
    I still can't get past the main page of that site. It makes me nauseous and I'm afraid to go further.
    And the fact that 90% of the thumbnails are 'Adult Content' placeholders does not make me feel better.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:33 No.17614491
    Have the Observer attempt to track where Spike's signal went.
    Have the two Sandmen report what the hell happened, and if they see Spike, Tosh, or their compatriots.
    >> Fireman Prime 01/20/12(Fri)23:33 No.17614493
    OH GOD-
    Sandmen, what the FUCK is going on?
    Scour the room, loot materials for background MetaFrequency analysis, and prepare to get this shit locked down quietly. We've got X-Files stuff to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:34 No.17614497
    Cheer up! Here is a picture of Angry Marines!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:35 No.17614505
    Shit. Get contact restored asap. We need the report of the two sandmen not caught to tell us what happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:35 No.17614506
    and magical devient art pictures with magical bullshit happen.
    >> Potential Writefag 01/20/12(Fri)23:35 No.17614511
    Well, great. I'll bet they're in the book.

    Why do I feel there's a twisted, evil, SUE version of The Neverending Story coming on?

    Lock everything down, Sandmen. And get a containment team beamed in to secure that book.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:35 No.17614512
    secure that tome!

    get our magic team to analyse the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:35 No.17614515
    rolled 25 = 25

    Well, time for the two Sandmen to begin analyzing that massive energy reading that just happened. And maybe get a beer while they're at it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:36 No.17614524
    Aurors: Scry Spike.
    Farseers: Where is the Spike?
    Transporters: Lock onto the Spike's location. Do not teleport, just lock on.
    Sandmen: Loot that book then beam the fuck up. SCPs get ready to store and contain that fukken book.
    Oncoming Storm: What did your sensors see at that location?
    Clairvoyant Psion: Find the Spike.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:37 No.17614530
    Damnit. We're going to have to scour her gallery for mention of this book, won't we.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:38 No.17614537
    Shit, they've been sucked into batshit SUEland.
    We need that shit analyzed.
    Egon, Data, ANON: We need a way to contact Spike and the others!
    Aurors, Gurus.. anyone: Try to contact them.

    *forehead slap*
    Cheryl! Try to make contact with Tosh!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:39 No.17614542
    This reminds me of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and the Grimoire that sends one to alternate fantasy Ivalice. Except this time it'll be alternate manga Tokyo.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:40 No.17614552
    Data: See if you can h4x up the addresses of those two SUEs.
    Second Observer: Get down there to replace the first observer.
    Raidah: That Airlock's light is blinking, go investigate
    Egon: Suppose there was a book that dragged people into it. How would you get them out? Explain in Twinkie terms if at all possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:40 No.17614553
    So, how much money are we putting on the book being the source of the distortion readings?
    Means I lost $10 on the previous bet, but I wasn't too far off.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:44 No.17614583
    Saph hates gay people and black people.
    Obviously the solution is to have Spike and Tosh make out in front of her.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:45 No.17614586
    I've got twenty Megacity credits ready to



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    All right. We need to formulate the details on this "Spike and Tosh making out" plan. Quickly, let us to go the Impromptu Planning Room!
    >> X-com rookie 01/20/12(Fri)23:47 No.17614602
    rolled 9 = 9

    So I heard you guys are having problems HO-LEE SHIT-
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:49 No.17614619
    rolled 1, 96, 42, 70, 87, 33, 55, 98, 8, 78 = 568

    Guys stop rolling d20s.
    Wait you all rolled d100s.

    Dice gods, give me an explanation for this bullshit.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)23:50 No.17614632
    rolled 37 = 37

    The Observer reports they are no longer within scanning range.

    Contact is swiftly restored with the two Sandmen, who take the book and close it, careful not to touch any of the pages and to KEEP it shut while they exit the college.

    Egon takes out a Twinkie and jams it in his mouth, devouring it in one bite. Then he shakes his head, grimly.

    The SCPs begin to get ready to contain the manga volume as Cheryl winces.

    "Wow... this is... wow. OK. Sure. Yeah, just give me a minute..."

    The young psychic closes her eyes...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:51 No.17614635
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    Actually, didn't she get caught posting Yaoi at one point? It's Lesbians she had problems with.

    Still, I would laugh if that turns out to be a solution.

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:53 No.17614661
    Still looking through the dA account. The manga might be Dragon Youkai's. Also we need to set the final showdown at the Compton Jail that has a rap concert. It'll work, trust me.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/20/12(Fri)23:54 No.17614667
    "Gaaaaah!" Cheryl screams, opening them soon after. "The colors were HORRIBLE! Ugh, I've been through Silent Hill and that was the... Nevermind, they're in that book, OK? Well, through it. I couldn't see what was on the other end, though. I did feel Tosh and the others, they're OK for now. There were also... two presences that made my skin crawl. Like, if ego took on physical mass? Black holes the both of them."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.17614685
    Aw fuck, they're trapped there along with the S.U.E.'s.

    Egon, Gurus, Aurors, try to figure out how to get our people back through the book.

    We're on a bit of a timer: the longer they stay in there, the more likely that the S.U.E.'s will notice them.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.17614690
    so they LIVE in the god lands of fail and aids.

    yup, this is gonna make Ebon night look like cake. fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.17614691

    If those SUEs aren't braindead, then they probably know that our guys have entered their realm.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:59 No.17614716
    If it's a pocket dimension can our ships just jump there and pull them out? Either way we'd have to lure the SUEs out of the book one way or another eventually.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:00 No.17614724
    >Egon takes out a Twinkie and jams it in his mouth, devouring it in one bite. Then he shakes his head, grimly.

    Right, get the book up to the surface.
    Data, any knowledge on any Residences or Houses or Places of Living of these S.U.E.s? In fact, an ABSENCE of such information will tell us where they live - in the book.
    Beam that book up.
    Gurus, Tech-wizards, Aurors, etc. take a look at that book and see if you can figure out how to get people In or Out of it. Note that its' a HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCE, so if you have no clue what the hell you're doing (e.g. Clumsy Auror), let the SCPs handle it.

    Oncoming Storm, what is the location of the Reality Distortions? Track them as the book moves.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:00 No.17614725

    So our plan now is to extricate the guys from the book-world, huh?

    I'm hoping Spike and Tosh and the Sandmen will have to resort to diplomacy...

    And then we destroy the book once we get them out... barring them from this world.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:00 No.17614726
    or we could get our guys, blast it with the reality emitters and watch them die inside the damn book.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:01 No.17614727
    Why? Wouldn't the obvious solution be to keep them in the book and find a way to induce dimensional collapse?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:01 No.17614732
    We're going to need a plan.
    Yet my mind is frozen in terror.

    We need to get our people out of there. Badly.
    Hm. Bring the book up to space. Sandmen and Tosh should be alright if they appear, but Spike will need to be gotten fast.. why is this thing so bad that I'm considering decompression as an acceptable risk? WTF.
    Stick it in a shuttlepod maybe?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:01 No.17614734
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:03 No.17614748
    Keep the book on the surface. We have no idea how the transporter beam will interact with the dimensional magic of the book.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:05 No.17614771
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    Indeed. We might accidentally summon giant Space Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:06 No.17614777
    Who said anything about a transporter? SCP bundles it up and we bring it up on an Al'kesh.
    We ain't leaving it down there, we've got to examine it and get our people out.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:06 No.17614779
    Then at least bring it up in an Al'kesh.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:06 No.17614781

    Have the SCP contain the book and take it to a secure location. Have them board the Al'Kesh, and then go to the Meiji Shrine grounds, and find a secluded spot.

    Have the Aurors come down and set up anti-muggle wards.
    Egon and the Gurus examine the book to figure out how it works and how to get our team out. TG Soldiers on standby with their reality emitters and Reality Disruptor Rifles if we can make them in time.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/21/12(Sat)00:07 No.17614790
    Data notes that both El and Sapph live alone in off-campus housing.

    The Storm confirms the distortions are coming from the book.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/21/12(Sat)00:08 No.17614811
    While researched, you don't HAVE any reality disruptor rifles produced yet.

    That being said, your engineers are available for work now that the fleet's refitting with Mk.2 emitters is finished.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:08 No.17614816
    Status on researching Lance of Longinus?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:09 No.17614825
    We can examine it perfectly fine on the surface, and only bring it up if our researchers say they need it in the magitech lab.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:10 No.17614840
    Make a run of 12 Reality Disruptor Rifles.
    What's the ETA on their completion?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:12 No.17614858
    Of course; no sue would subject themself to university halls unless it was to establish the troubled background from which they came.

    But what they don't realise is that this means we can place surveilance teams on their homes with strike teams ready to go at a words moment.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:14 No.17614871
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    >saph has 13 sons.
    > ~I only hate Non-OC Yaoi, don't get it twisted, Also, AkuRoku is my most hated Yaoi~

    I hate you so much right now, OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:15 No.17614883
    Hrn. Make sure to do a through search of the room that book was found in. Anime Club? Who else has access to this thing..

    Let's go heavier. Something we can apply the word 'cannon' to perhaps?
    We've got power armor troop and the Heavy.
    Let's make it something for the Big Guns category.
    'cause we're going to need them.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:16 No.17614899
    We shouldn't piss off the black ops fellow who is probably going to go through our logs next time we're at base if we can help it.

    Keep trying to retrieve our men, but if our attempts fail
    As unpleasant as it may be, we may need to use the SUES to get our troops out of that book if we cant ourselves.
    Perhaps playing on their egos, asking them for help from them, treating them as some kind of 'heroes' to gain their trust and cooperation

    Reading these words, i feel somewhat dirty, but we need to consider all possible approaches.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:18 No.17614920
    If he goes through our logs then he's already going to come across our Reality Disruptor research.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:18 No.17614926
    Oh dear, we just stirred up a whole kettle of fish and opened a can of worms into it.

    I mean, it's no Ebon Night, but by Gygax's shroud, I'm not looking forward to untangling this mess.

    Why can't we always face undying monsters that seek to take over the meta? Bloody S.U.E.s just make you cringe after that.

    Anyway, we need to find out precisely where these SUEs are and maintain our quarantine around those comics.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:19 No.17614928
    We basically censor our logs in that case.

    Also we can't afford to have big disruptor rifles for big hardware because of meta-contamination.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:21 No.17614953
    This is what we get for not double-duty-ing to send the smaller ISD to the grey world to scout it a bit.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:23 No.17614971
    Hm. Might be worth having a Sandman or an Observer check out their houses. Probably not though.
    If the Engineers are ready:
    Get them making Reality Disruptor Rifles for infantry, and Incursion (hologram) disguises for some of our robots - VP-99 and VP-98 in particular.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:23 No.17614974
    How are we containing the Meta in space? (Not that rifles would look any more 'normal')
    We're issuing these to people to dead with 'godly' SUEs in there home domain or if they emerge from the book.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:25 No.17614992
    >Anyway, we need to find out precisely where these SUEs are and maintain our quarantine around those comics.
    According to Cheryl the S.U.E.'s are currently inside the book.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:26 No.17615013
    Heavy Reality Disruptor Rifle.
    Anything bigger is designed to be operated by HWP tanks and fighters.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:27 No.17615016
    I think exposure to that website is making us stupider.

    Well, incursion can wait, we need those Reality Cannons for this world.
    >> X-com rookie 01/21/12(Sat)00:28 No.17615034
    rolled 59 = 59

    What. You're telling me the book can reaction fire.
    The closed book. That SCPs have already contained.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:30 No.17615041
    Where's MetaOP with the time estimate on those 12 Reality Disruptor Rifles?

    Also, has our science team made any progress on the book?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:30 No.17615050
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    HRD rifles.
    I like the sound of that.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:31 No.17615061
    Are we really in auto-sage already??
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:32 No.17615076
    Yes. Because idiots can't contain their stupid fanboyish suggestions for the planning thread.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/21/12(Sat)00:34 No.17615094
    4 days with all engineers working on them.

    Coming along nicely.

    It seems it was primarily used only by El and Sapph despite being a public 'reading room.'

    The SCPs contain the book planetside with Auror wards shielding them. Are you sending scientists to look at it, bringing it to the labs, or leaving it be?

    Captcha: tinHot heretic

    No, Captcha, Papa-N's quest is next door.
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:36 No.17615117
    Send the scientists to look at it.
    I don't want to bring that thing onto our ship. Too much of a security threat. Even if we caught the S.U.E.'s in the Storm's reality field and killed them, we don't know if we could get our people back once the targets are dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:37 No.17615123
    Bring it to the labs in a dropship.
    Full engineers on rifles. We can hopefully at least get One or Two ready in a day - Tosh and Spike are both firearm users, as are the X-commies.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:43 No.17615178
    Bring it up, but examine it by remote at first. Don't want that loose on the ship just yet.
    Cross load it to a shuttlepod once it is up, we'll be less upset if that gets damaged.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:45 No.17615197
    Do not put it in direct contact with scientists!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:46 No.17615209
    Scientists + concentrated stupid = Bad.
    Scientists in possibly fatal situations = Worse.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:48 No.17615227

    To understand my tone, pretend you just suggested slamming our dicks in car doors, because that is how bad that suggestion is.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:51 No.17615259
    So you think it better that we bring that book aboard the Storm, where it could open up and release two high-power S.U.E.'s in the depths of our ship?

    Putting the book on a shuttlepod is no different than keeping it on the planet.
    Scientists would still need to go to it, and the S.U.E.'s are space-combat capable.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:51 No.17615268
    Well, we can't wait that long.
    How long for just one Heavy Reality Disruptor Rifle?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:53 No.17615283
    Yes, but in space we don't need to keep worrying about contamination if it comes to fighting.
    >> MetaQuest OP 01/21/12(Sat)00:54 No.17615301

    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:56 No.17615312
    On an unrelated note, our new doctor should be making his rounds doing initial physicals and 'illegal' soldier boosts pretty much since he arrived. Keep us posted on what squads are done.

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