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    400 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XVIII OVERTIME MODE ENGAGE Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)23:52 No.17614648  
    Roight, it's toime fah ovatoime mode, ya gits!

    You snatch up Kaleshi in one arm, get close to Doomrider, and have a team mate snap your pic.

    You spot what you are looking for, a Dark Eldar taking photos of the end of game celebration. He seems quite giddy about it, must be a high paying job.

    "You with Vect?" You ask as the bulb flashes.

    "Well... Yeah, why?" He asks, befuddled.

    "Give him this picture and tell him it's from Max Parker, he'll get it." You hand him the camera with the picture of you and Doomrider in it's data disk.

    Khorne meanwhile, looks like he's about to almost cry. He motions for you to all stand in front of him.

    "This has been... The great- the greatest season, I've ever had the pleasure of coaching." He sniffs, broken up slightly.

    "This one's for you guys, you've earned it!" He shouts, raising the cawing Superb Owl over his head in victory.

    Suddenly from behind him, two defensive linemen dump the container of 'nidade on him. The frigid orange power drink spilling over his armor, drenching him. It only seems to make him more emotional.

    "To the greatest sports franchise of all time!" He shouts once more, and the entire stadium booms it's response.

    >oh no my screenshots are posting on their own!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:53 No.17614659
    >doomrider pic
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.17614686
    >Khorne meanwhile, looks like he's about to almost cry.

    Ah, poor dude.
    He is truly a master of the sport
    >> That McGuyver 01/20/12(Fri)23:57 No.17614699
    But papa, strike witch quest is going, and youre there too. Im so conflicted and confused.

    >last comment
    I laughed
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)23:58 No.17614702
    >Fish vore
    Also that screen looks a lot like mine
    >It's almost like I'm Papa
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 01/20/12(Fri)23:58 No.17614704

    Link related.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)00:02 No.17614736
    just what the heck is strike witches? some vidya gaem i never heard of?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:02 No.17614739
    Anime. Google if you care.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:04 No.17614757
    Kaleshi is cheering along for you even as she leaps up into your arms and delivers a nice kiss. You take notice as the same reporter you handed the camera to snaps a picture. Not that you care.

    "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND!" Doomrider sings, shaking your shoulder lightly and grinning.

    "Yeah, we are!" You smile back at him, more glad than ever that you hadn't actually offed him all those days ago.

    You heft your hand, and peer at the golden ring on your palm. It's heavy, encrusted with jewels, and read "Dastardly Daemons: Superb Owl Champions" in several colors of gem.

    "You'd better get dad off of the stage before he completely loses it..." Kaleshi whispers in your ear. You have to admit, you like the feeling.

    "Hey big guy, lets ditch this joint and go celebrate!" You yell up at him, and the rest of the team joins along.

    "Hold on, I just want to say something..." The god says, holding up a hand.

    "Y-you guys are the b-best..." Oh no, he's starting to break down.

    "The greatest guys, I *sob* I've ever had the pleasure of coaching. I just want you to know that. I just..." But he's already lost it, stammering away into the mic, no one understanding more than a word every few yammering moments.

    Kaleshi gets you to set her down, and gingerly grasps the overly emotional chaos god by the arm.

    "They know you love them dad, lets get you something to eat..." With that, Khorne lets his daughter take him away.

    "Hey Max!" She calls over her shoulder.


    "We're having an after party at the chaos god's place, I want you there. I'll take dad there, but try to find a way without me, otherwise I'll have to warp back to pick you up."

    "Got it."

    [ ] Ride with Doomrider

    [ ] Drive the blimp circling overhead

    [ ] See if you can warp yourself
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:05 No.17614760
    Is it OK to talk about that XCOM game some other fa/tg/uys are making? That's using Ren'Py too.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:05 No.17614773
    rolled 11 = 11

    nice overtime rolling for awesome
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:06 No.17614778
    I've seen several hundred post threads about it, so I'd assume yes?

    Anime, decent show

    I can manage both, I have the power of RUM
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:08 No.17614803
    Let's see what this body can do while we have it.
    [X] See if you can warp yourself
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:08 No.17614807
    >pic of max getting his swag on


    also BLIMP
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)00:08 No.17614815
    [ ] See if you can warp yourself
    would love to see us fail and teleport to different placews in the universe... or different dimensions for that matter
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:09 No.17614818
    [x] See if you can warp yourself
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:10 No.17614841
    >You take notice as the same reporter you handed the camera to snaps a picture
    Oh Fuck.
    This will go so well.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:11 No.17614846
    This looks more like a quest thread than being related to that game op's working on
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)00:11 No.17614847
    Lets do the Time Warp!
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:12 No.17614854
    Drive the blimp. Perhaps demon-max is a better driver. And if not, at least he's more durable for the hindenburg we leave in our wake.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:15 No.17614879
    We are a demon prince, no one will recognize us. Just as planned.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:19 No.17614935
    Well, no time like the present to test out these demonic gifts while you have them.

    "Mr. Decarus, Mr. Decarus!" A reporter calls out to you, shoving a mic in front of you.

    "What is it you plan on doing now that you've won the Superb Owl?"

    Hmm, you think on that for a moment...

    "I'm taking that khornette to DISNEYLAND!" You shout, before firing up your mind powers.

    With an audible SNAP CRACKLE POP, MOTHERFUCKER! You open up a warp hole and step on through.

    A plane almost takes off your head as it comes in for a landing.

    "Watch it!" You hear someone yell from inside. Two pantsless girls buzz over your head and, feeling it's best you leave, you try it again...

    The Emperor looks up from his position atop the "golden throne" as it were, from behind his copy of the latest "Surfing 'round the Galaxy".


    "Right, sorry!"

    You try it again, and this time you see Kaleshi upon stepping out.

    "Finally, I was beginning to think that wouldn't work..."

    "Heh, took you long enough." She smiles at you, before taking your hand and leading you into the main room.

    "Hey! My man!" Nurgle yells, setting aside a massive leg of meat he'd just about taken a bite out of.

    "Err... Hey Nurgle..."

    "Oh man, you're a daemon prince now?" Slaanesh looks as though it can barely contain itself, "Excuse me, I've got to use the little gods room..."

    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:22 No.17614961
    Papa, I've suspected for some time, but now I know. You've read Maid Quest.

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:26 No.17615008
    "I was totally rooting for you bro! That shit was based as fuck!" Nurgle pounds the table, grinning excitedly.

    "Oh, you need the bathroom Slaanesh? Huh? Well, yeah I guess there's plenty of tissue paper, why?" You hear the booming voice of the Emperor as he walks out of the bathroom.

    Well, at least that second teleport got you close.

    "Hey Ma... Dude what the fuck did you do?!" He asks, obviously quite shocked by your new appearance.

    "Yeah, perils of the warp and whatnot. Think your girlfriend can change me back?"

    "Uhh... I hope so man, I hope so."

    "Great! Can we have her do that now? Please?"

    "Well, she's not going to be here for a while... Mumbled something about Creed messing with her plans or something, man." He rubs the back of his head.

    "Well, I guess you're just stuck like this for a while, then." Kaleshi smiles, and you can tell she's not complaining about it.

    "Hey, where's your dad?" You ask her.

    "Huh? Oh, still having a mental breakdown in his room. Keeps stammering 19-0 between fits of crying and laughter."

    "Oh, rough..." You don't want to know any more. Watching a grown god cry is painful.

    "Yeah man, lets get some chow already, I'm starving!" The Emperor takes a seat at the table. You and Kaleshi follow suit.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:27 No.17615019
    Huh? Sorry, never even heard about it.

    Did I reference something from it or something?
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:30 No.17615043
    A waifu quest quite a bit like this taking place in Maid RPG. Whole quest got sidetracked taking a loli demon to disneyland for, like, 7 threads.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)00:30 No.17615044
    Hey, just curious, what gave you the genius idea to make Tzeentch a lady?
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 01/21/12(Sat)00:34 No.17615092

    A loli demon SUCCUBUS, y'know. And yeah, if he is Goshujin-sama (or however you spell it) I wouldn't be surprised.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:34 No.17615098
    So she and the emps can make hot... umm.... birdsex and concieve Max so he can save the universe by pimpin so hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:35 No.17615107
    It's not him goddamnit.
    It's probably Eight or something
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:36 No.17615110
    "Hey, Max! Before I forget, don't leave without opening the gift I made you." Nurgle says, leaning over the table to make sure you heard him.

    "Err... Will do." Fuck, you aren't sure what a gift from Nurgle entails. You are pretty sure you don't want to open it though.

    As nervous as the gift thing makes you, you can't deny the fact that you are downright starving. With the appetite befitting a daemon prince, you dig in to the spread laid out before you.

    Slaanesh finally comes back from the bathroom a good half hour later, covered in sweat and stinking of sex. That thought is deeply disturbing.

    It must not bother you too badly, because you keep stuffing your face. Kaleshi seems to like watching you, as though it were some kind of base instinct of hers. She greedily scoops up more food and drops it onto your plate, and you keep consuming.

    In fact, it seems to have made her quite... Eager? You can feel her nails digging into your leg and one of her fangs is biting into her lower lip as she watches you eat.

    "Uhh, something wrong?" You finally ask.

    "What?! No, nothing. I just like watching you being a manly man, daemon, is all." She coos, her fingers walking toward your...

    "Hey! What are you doing?!?" You ask with your eyes.

    "Oh shut up, you know you like it." Hers respond as she smirks.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:38 No.17615131
    Because Tzeentch always seemed like a lady to me, I guess? Not in a bad way, just that women seem to be experts in weaving all kinds of intricate plots. At least some of them, anyways.

    No that's been retconned.

    Might have to give this maidquest a read, is it on /tg/ and is it worth a read?
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:39 No.17615144
    Not here, or the bathroom wont have any tissues left.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:40 No.17615156
    >her fingers walking toward your...

    I bet it's our horn or something like that
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)00:41 No.17615160
    dang nabit, with all these quest threads up, its getting me to want to make a quest thread as well, already i have two good ideas for quests, buuuut i doubt that i would execute them expertly like Papa ere, or the others for that matter
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)00:41 No.17615161
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    I thought it might have been this picture.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:45 No.17615200
    "Tadaimaaaa!!!!" Tzeentch yells as she boots open the door. Though upon seeing you, her expression darkens.

    "Oh, hiya Tzeentch!" You smile and call out to her.

    "Erk... Hi." She waves back halfheartedly.

    "Hey babe, sit down and grab some chow!" The Emperor gestures to the seat next to him.

    Her eyes sparkle at seeing him, and you can tell plain as day that there is a ton of affection behind them. That's nice, to see that. You are pretty happy the Emps found himself somebody to love. Ohhh don't you want somebody to loooooovveeee.

    Well, you might get that wish. Kaleshi's hand seems to have found a way inside your codpiece. She rests her head on her hand, a smile on her face, as she looks like she's following along with the conversation between Nurgle, the Emperor, and Tzeentch. Slaanesh however, has it's eyes locked right with yours. It winks, as though knowing exactly what's going on under the table.

    "H-hey, Kaleshi! Can we wait until later? Now's probably a bad time..." But you trail off upon noticing her other arm is picking up a glass of water.


    "Oh hell no!" You stand up, shoving yourself away from the table. Slaanesh's noodle-like extendable arm flopping out of your armor as it drops your junk.

    "Haha, that's our Slaanesh!" Nurlge laughs, nudging the other god.

    You feel like you could use a shower...
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:47 No.17615220
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    Knowing Papa N, i think Tzeentch is something like
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:48 No.17615224
    [ ] Open Nurgle's gift

    [ ] See if Khorne is doing all right

    [ ] Ask Tzeentch why she doesn't seem to like you

    [ ] Get all kinds of weird with Slaanesh
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:48 No.17615226
    I know its retconned, Im just trolling.

    And you'd love it, would probably give you more ideas for this, like female (redacted) related to 40k. Its here:

    You have no clue how hard getting links is on a phone, if it doest work titlesearch maid quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:49 No.17615231
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:49 No.17615240
    [x] Open Nurgle's gift
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:50 No.17615243
    Holy damn that's a lot of quest threads to read through... I might have to hold off on it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:50 No.17615245
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)00:50 No.17615252
    [X] Open Nurgle's gift
    [X] Ask Tzeentch why she doesn't seem to like you
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:51 No.17615264
    [X] Open Nurgle's gift
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:52 No.17615273
    [X] Open Nurgle's gift
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:53 No.17615280
    I'd hit that
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:54 No.17615291
    Seconded, after all nurlge loves everyone doesnt he? Unless opening it requires a roll, then hes lovingly sadistic with your private bits.
    >> Shas'Vre Kir'qath !fFfDI2K3VQ 01/21/12(Sat)00:54 No.17615293
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    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)00:54 No.17615298
    [ ] Open Nurgle's gift
    wonder what it could be...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)00:56 No.17615309
    Whats that? Seven votes for Slaanesh?

    Well... I guess if it's what you guys want.

    You stand up, and walk over to the god-godess, thing of pleasure.

    "Hey, I like that." You whisper in it's ear.

    "Oh do you? Well, I'm built for pleasure baby. Lets go rock the casbah."

    "I'm going to rock YOUR casbah, you slut."

    "My thirty dicks are rock hard."

    You grin.

    "So are mine."
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)00:57 No.17615322
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    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)00:58 No.17615324
    All of them are good, and yeah I dont blame you, its a lot. More a suggestion for spare time than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:58 No.17615329
    But Papa there were no rolls. Can he do this? Somebody help.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)00:59 No.17615337
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)00:59 No.17615341
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    No wait, stop, don't.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)01:03 No.17615363
    We should get Ra'alman in on this.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)01:05 No.17615386
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:05 No.17615388
    I demand ovipostors, tentacles, suckers, sphincters, cocks, vagoo, nipple-appendages, barbed orifice scrapers ... and that's just the foreplay.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:06 No.17615392
    Might as well call Lycheria
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:06 No.17615394

    it's missing a few due to things such as troll archivists and whatnot but most of it's there
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)01:06 No.17615397
    FUCK! This isn't CoC!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)01:06 No.17615400
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    well, im gonna have to bleach my entire brain now
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:08 No.17615408

    "Oh god, I'm going to cum from all this frotting!" You can't stop your hips, they are moving on their own now.

    "Max you sexy fucking beast, give me all the chocolate!" You oblige and drop the load out of your rear hatch.

    "Hey guys, its vore time!" The horrible maw of Ra'alman bursts through the floor, and before either of you can react, it swallows you whole.

    "Oh gods, these tentacles feel soo goooooddddd.... HNGGGGGG!!!!" Slaanesh is busy ejaculating copious amounts, fertilizing the plethora of eggs before it.

    "Oh Ra'alman, getting started without me, you tease." Lycheria clucks her tongue as she steps into view.

    She looks you up and down, frowning.

    "Now this simply won't do! I need an anus AND a vagoo to rape!" She purrs, as she watches you start to transform before her very eyes.

    "Oh noooo!!!!" But you can't do anything as tentacles invade your freshly appeared female orifices.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:10 No.17615426
    ... but it could be some kind of lovecraftian gigeresque party van.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:10 No.17615429
    now when the deadly song will start Papa?
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/21/12(Sat)01:11 No.17615432
    Preemptive strike motherfucker, Max uses it! Shove our thirty dicks in hir thirty dicks.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)01:11 No.17615438
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    by every deity known to man, WHY?!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:12 No.17615444
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    probably more like
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)01:12 No.17615450
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    Welp, now I'm going to try and cleans my brain, Preferably with fire.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)01:13 No.17615455
    Come to find out slannesh was ACTUALLY born from the protagonist of monmosu quest after one too many eldar played it for bad ends.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:13 No.17615457
    Sure, i coudln't find the Queen Harpy from MonsterQuest
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:15 No.17615470
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    I wanna play!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:15 No.17615473
    "H-hey Nurgle..." You try to guide the conversation away from the fact that you just got manhandled by a god, "You mentioned something about a gift? Lets do that before we both forget."

    Nurlge belches into his fist as he shakes his head.

    "Yeah, probably a good idea. Hey Isha, you mind grabbing it for me?" He asks the very quiet Eldar goddess seated next to him. So quiet and timid looking you didn't even notice her siting there until now.

    The goddess smiles, giving her big hubby a peck on the cheek as she gets out of her chair. Nurgle turns as much as he can to watch her, and you get the feeling the big guy is still head over heels for her.

    When she returns, it's with a big box maybe six feet in length. That immediately sparks your interest, as you'd thought it would be something small. Perhaps seeping puss, but maybe you aren't giving him the benefit of the doubt.

    Isha sets the package before you, and you stare at the green-papered box with a pink bow on it. Suddenly and perhaps rightly nervous about opening it.

    Too late now though, Nurlge presses close, grinning with anticipation as he watches you.

    With a final gulp, and quite unsteady fingers, you undo the ribbon...

    Unwrap the paper...

    Open the box and...!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:17 No.17615481
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:18 No.17615488

    Calling it now, that nurglette couldn't bear to be away from us.
    >> Johnny Writefag 01/21/12(Sat)01:18 No.17615491
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:18 No.17615492
    rocks fall every1 dies
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:18 No.17615493
    There's no way that many dicks could fit in a box that size. Maybe a thousand.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)01:19 No.17615504
    Ra'alman body pillow
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:19 No.17615507
    ...a brand new set of dishes from pottery barn!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:19 No.17615508
    They could be asian...?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:20 No.17615513
    you aren't a yugioh card. go away.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:20 No.17615514
    Oh, well that certainly wasn't so bad.

    You look down at a sword, though you can tell by its faint green aura that it isn't just any sword.

    "Go on, pick it up!" He urges you, a wide grin on his face.
    Well, it doesn’t APPEAR to be dangerous. Though admittedly, it could eat your soul or something the second you so much as touch it.

    Finally you oblige him, you would feel too bad if you left the poor guy hanging. It looks like he’s put a lot of effort into it. Your hands wrap around the cool leather handle of the blade, and you pull it from the box. It’s heavy, and quite long, but it still feels well balanced.

    “Took me quite a while to forge that.” Nurlge smiles and points at the sword.

    “I can tell, it’s quality is superb.” You marvel. Despite not knowing that much about blades, even you can feel the quality.

    “It is! Not only that, but I’ve blessed it too!” The fat green god looks quite satisfied with himself.

    “He means he sat on it…” Tzeentch whispers in your ear.


    “Yes, it’s quite a blade. One cut from that, even one not mortal, will deliver a toxin so foul it can bring even the most stalwart of creatures to the brink of death.” Nurgle continues on and on about its craftsmanship as you listen.

    “Wow, that IS quite a sword.” Kaleshi’s eyebrows raise as you hand it to her, and she expertly hefts it, standing up and giving it a few swings.

    Nurgle’s usually joyous voice suddenly takes a much more serious tone.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:21 No.17615522

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:22 No.17615531
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    >monster girls
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:24 No.17615547
    >It's like Slaanesh is wearing Nothin' at all
    >Nothin at all
    >Nothin at all
    >Nothin at all
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:25 No.17615560
    it probably isn't
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:26 No.17615566
    slaan never wears clothing
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:27 No.17615573
    Probably more like a belt of dicks and tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:30 No.17615599
    Damn you papa-n! I'm trying to Sleep,

    >>sleep is for the weak, heresy is better.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:30 No.17615601
    “I’m giving that to you for one reason, Max. I’m sure you know by now, but Malal is on the rise and threatens everything we’ve been striving for now. He doesn’t want this peace, bad for him, you see. He’s going to come for you, and when he does, it’s going to take everything you’ve got to fend him off.”

    The other chaos gods look quite a bit more solemn now, even Khorne who’s just rejoined you all. He sits down, nodding his head.

    “Nurgle’s right. Malal knows you’re the champion of this whole unification effort, he isn’t stupid. If he cuts you out of this equation, there is a good chance this whole plan will fall apart. Right, Tzeentch?”

    The raven goddess nods solemnly.

    “Don’t worry though, dude.” The Emperor smiles, trying to lighten the mood, “We’re going to do our best to make sure that doesn’t happen.”

    You smile around the table, suddenly more glad than ever to have so many good friends. Though it does still feel a bit strange to be friends with chaos gods…

    “He’s right, I’ll fight the bastard off personally if I have to.” Kaleshi grins at you.

    “You guys… I just… Thanks.” You finally beam at them.
    A long, drawn out silence almost begins.

    “Not letting that happen, it’s penis time!” Slaanesh flops down a tangle of wangs on the table, and everyone breaks and starts to run off. You taking Kaleshi by the hand as she cracks up.

    Only the Emperor stops suddenly, falling to a knee and putting a hand to his chest.

    "What's wrong, dea... Oh. I feel it too." Tzeentch suddenly stops, her already pale face becoming all the more white.

    "Guys? Uhh..." You look around, all of the deities seemingly frozen in place.

    "What is it?" You blurt out.

    "Him." The Emperor blinks rapidly, rubbing his head as though in disbelief.

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:30 No.17615606
    >You will never be hugged by the fluffy wings of a Bird-women

    ...Unless you support your local Mad Scientists! Vote SCIENCE in 2012!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:32 No.17615616
    >“Not letting that happen, it’s penis time!” Slaanesh flops down a tangle of wangs on the table,
    i love you papa-n
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)01:32 No.17615618
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    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)01:33 No.17615631
    It begins
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)01:34 No.17615635
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    please be sheo, please be sheo, please be sheo, please be sheo
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:35 No.17615641
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:37 No.17615664
    The Emperor shakes his head slowly, as though still uncertain. As though he wants to be wrong.

    “I don’t believe it, I can’t believe it.” He mumbles.

    “This isn’t good, we can be certain of that.” Khorne agrees.

    “N-not as planned…” Tzeentch sinks down to join the Emperor.

    “Kind of a turn-off.” Slaanesh leans back in its chair, looking a bit dazed.

    “I don’t know how he did it…” Nurgle is just sitting there, shaking his head.

    “Did what?! Who or what are you all talking about!? What’s going on?!!?!”

    The Emperor looks back up at you solemnly, grimly.

    “Horus.” He finally says, “Horus is alive again, somehow.”

    Your blood runs cold. You swallow, hard.

    “That can’t be right, he’s dead, we all know that. He’s dead and Abbadon destroyed any remnants of the body!”

    “Did he, now… Interesting. It doesn’t appear to have mattered, though.” An icy voice from behind you, and judging from the gazes of everyone in the room, you really wish it was all just a bad dream.

    “Hello, father.” Horus sneers, practically spitting the words, resting his hand on his sword as the point sinks slightly into the floor.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:40 No.17615677
    Some 40k Jerry Springer shit is about to go down.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:40 No.17615678
    Most awkward family reunion ever
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)01:40 No.17615679
    Does this make us the second Ollianus Pius?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)01:40 No.17615681
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    we... are so.... boned
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:40 No.17615682
    Yes. A short one, probably. Though I haven't had much of a chance to work on it, because any opportunity I have to write goes into a HLQ thread.

    I'm still not sure if I want it to be a romantic one at all, but it is already shaping up to be a more serious note than heretical love has been.

    Its based on the life of Eight, filling in his back story. It may also continue on past the events of HLQ, but I don't know yet.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)01:41 No.17615683
    Casting update

    Narrator: Morgan Freeman
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Ailia: Tara Strong
    Esh: Grey DeLisle
    Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
    Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
    Tonya: Dionne Quan
    Mika: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor: Andrew Stanton
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal
    8: Phil Lamar
    Vect: J.K. Simmons
    Ra'alman: Ian Holm
    Tankered: Brian Blessed
    Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
    Creed: Liam Neson
    Horus: David Kay
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:41 No.17615686
    ... so does this mean we're NOT convincing nurgle to lend a bro an eldar goddess for a hot chaotic threesome?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:41 No.17615688
    >>on smartphone.

    >>mfw max swordfighting HORUS

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:42 No.17615689
    charge and punch him straight in the dick
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:51 No.17615729
    You remain frozen in the spot you stand. Everyone does.

    “Well, don’t all rush to greet me at once… Poor old Horus, dead Horus, rises from the grave and you’ve nothing to say? Especially you!” He gestures with the hilt of his sword toward the Emperor.

    The golden-armored god-emperor of mankind rises from his position, his face hard and his eyes steel. When he talks, it unlike anything you’ve heard him sound like.

    “You’re no son of mine, Horus. You lost that privilege, you lost it long ago. I don’t know what you’re doing here, or why. I don’t care, it matters not. Leave now, and I’ll be merciful enough to end you again quietly, I’ll give you a warrior’s death. A rite you certainly don’t deserve. But…” He unsheathes his own flaming sword, holding it at the low ready.

    “If you don’t go, and now, I’ll end you here. I’ll end you here and all will bear witness to your death. Tales will be told and songs sung of the second end of the once mighty and beloved Horus. They will speak of your pathetic downfall at the point of my blade, how you were put down once more, only with a whimper in place of a roar.”

    Horus glowers as the Emperor speaks, his face, already grotesque, stretching to a sneering glare. With a low guttural growl, Horus hefts his blade.

    “We shall see then, Father, who it is between us that deserves this universe. For you see, I fight with the power of Malal now.” He grins a wicked smile, tapping at the fresh two-tone skull’s emblazoned on his armor.

    “It matters not with whom you align, your demise will be just the same.”

    Horus glares.

    “Have at you than, bastard.”

    You roll out of the way just in time, Horus’s blade coming within millimeters of you. The Emperor’s own sword flashes out and crashes against the tainted edge of the lost Primarch’s.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:52 No.17615740

    "Hey Esh, guess who I fucked last night"
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)01:52 No.17615743
    Might not be so bad. Old Horus had the power of all the gods, this one just has Malal. Just depends on Malal's current power, which hopefully isnt more than the other 4 and the emps. And us I guess, but our power level doesnt compare to this group of big wigs.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)01:53 No.17615749
    [ ] Try to help the Emperor, though you don't know how much help you can be against Horus off all people

    [ ] Get Kaleshi out of there, warp to somewhere safe

    [ ] Try to get everyone to warp out, it isn't the time to be fighting Horus

    [ ] Warp yourself out before shit hits the fan even worse

    [ ] Jump right into an attack
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)01:54 No.17615758
    Interven Dammit!
    >> Platyspy 01/21/12(Sat)01:54 No.17615759
    Fight Dammit!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)01:56 No.17615772
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:57 No.17615777
    jump straight into an attack
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:57 No.17615781

    what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
    Ollianus Pius.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:58 No.17615784
    [x] Try to help the Emperor, though you don't know how much help you can be against Horus off all people
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:58 No.17615786
    Gentlemen, it has been an honor.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)01:58 No.17615787
    Kaleshi, nothing good can happen with her here. If that is quick/unneeded, Pius.jpg.
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)01:58 No.17615792

    KILL 'IM!

    captcha: politicians
    yes, captcha, kill them too
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)01:59 No.17615799
    [ ] Jump right into an attack
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:00 No.17615806
    oh god we're going to have to roll aren't we .... fucking tg dice...
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:01 No.17615814
    The Emp doesn't NEED a Pious right now. He knows what needs to be done. 8 isn't here to rig a melta-bomb to his ass. We haven't reached full harem power yet. Malal is the real threat, he brought Horus back.

    But damn it all, this is the big E. We must stand by him.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:02 No.17615818
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:02 No.17615820
    [X] Try to help the Emperor, though you don't know how much help you can be against Horus off all people

    Gotta be there for our bro.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)02:03 No.17615821
    Damn the dice, we still hold the line!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:04 No.17615830
    >> Johnny Writefag 01/21/12(Sat)02:04 No.17615832
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:04 No.17615836
    >inb4 we stab Emps with our new plague sword
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:05 No.17615839
    rolled 4 = 4

    punch im in tha throat knocking off his head giving it to korne
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:05 No.17615840
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:05 No.17615841
    he didn't ask for rolls yet so sit back relax and prepare to get trolled
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:06 No.17615844
    rolled 3 = 3

    kill him
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:06 No.17615846
    rolled 20 = 20

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    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:08 No.17615856
    () jump into ATtack. Were still daemon prince'd. No one would expect it
    >> Platyspy 01/21/12(Sat)02:08 No.17615857
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.17615865
    “Surprise, motherfucker!” You howl, as you swing your own sword and enter the fray. Horus, looking quite bored, knocks your attack away.

    “Damn it, Max! Now isn’t the time for that!” The Emperor yells as he parries a downward blow.

    “Don’t you think I know that?! Don’t act like I know what I’m doing! I don’t! EVER!”

    You swing again, your sword almost getting knocked out of your hands as Horus blocks it easily. Frustrated, you swing again and again and again. Despite your flurry of attacks, Horus hardly seems to take notice of you as he duels the Emperor.

    “Grrr… Take this!” You shout, as you thrust with all of your might.

    Only Horus catches your blade with his clawed fist, daemonic energy crackling as he does.

    “Brave, but foolish.”

    Your eyes fly wide open as you feel the tip of his sword sink into your chest, right through your armor as though it hadn’t been there in the first place. It keeps going, and you can feel the cold metal inside your guts as it pierces deeper and deeper, until it bursts from your back. With one ragged gasp, you crumple to the floor as Horus withdraws his sword.

    As you stumble backwards, you notice, despite yourself, that your body is phasing back into its human form. That doesn’t seem to stop the bleeding, though.

    “F-fuck…?” You stumble backwards, clutching at the wound as your heart continues to pump, forcing blood out of your punctured body in waves.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.17615868
    There simply is nothing that can be added to that.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.17615871
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    My work here is done.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.17615872
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)02:10 No.17615876
    We got HUEHUEHUE'd without rolls or prompt earlier, then went MAXIMUM TROLLING with a troll comment. That should count for something with nat ones.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:11 No.17615891
    ... or not.

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:11 No.17615892
    not sure if serious
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)02:17 No.17615931
    The Emperor and Horus are locked now, blade to blade, each pressing against the other with all of their might.

    You do the only thing you can think of. Activate your plasma cannon.

    The blast catches Horus by surprise, and despite not inuring him, it forces him to fall back. The Emperor seizes the opportunity, lashing out with his sword. Horus blocks it again, but realizes too late he’s left himself open.

    “DIE!” Kaleshi rages, swinging her chainaxe as fast as she can at Horus’s exposed back. You don’t think you’ve ever seen her so furious.

    “Tch!” Horus suddenly warps out of the path of the blade, and it appears out of the area entirely.

    “Max!” Screams Kaleshi, though you can only hear her.
    Your vision is growing dark quickly, though you manage to make out some kind of black liquid forcing itself inside of your wound, the same black liquid you’d noticed was coating Horus’s blade.

    “Hello… Max…” Something hisses in your mind.

    “Who are you?” You ask the entity.

    “Oh? You don’t know who I am? I’m the hate burning inside your mind, boy. The malice that fills you like a chalice. I am Malal.”
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)02:19 No.17615946
    whelp since Malal's voice is that of Megatrons's from G1 transformers, prepare for a shit ton of DO AS I COMMAND!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:19 No.17615947
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)02:20 No.17615950
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    Oh. NO.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:20 No.17615951

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:20 No.17615954
    Oshit. We're tainted. And not In the good way.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:20 No.17615956
    >The malice that fills you like a chalice.

    And now I truly understand why Malal is feared. That sentence is just too horrible to comprehend.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)02:21 No.17615962
    The funny part is I didn't realize it rhymed until I'd posted it.

    Oh third cup of rum, you so crazy.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:22 No.17615967
    rolled 6 = 6

    Tell the fucker to spare me the fucking BBEG speach. I'm the fucking PC of an entire BOARD of 4chan. I'ma gon' get a bitchin' hot harem of the 40k whores/waifus. He ain't got shit.

    Burst outa near-death experience by sheer force of awesome; /tg/ dice don't fail me now.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:23 No.17615980
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    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)02:25 No.17615995
    Oh look, hate/destruction god wants to peer around our head. Fight back, remember all those loving moments with family, bros and hoes. The sappier and more emotional, the better.

    "I have no hate, only love for this universe, and I won't let you destroy it before I'm done with it."
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)02:25 No.17615996
    “Don’t get used to this, you blathering fool. You aren’t taking up permanent residence here.” Another voice, also familiar.

    “Tzeentch? Sister, what a pleasant surprise!”

    “It’s no surprise, mind games are my territory. And I’m no sister of yours.”

    “Ever the hostile one, aren’t you. You always were, though. All of you were. But now… Now it’s my time, it’s Malal’s time!” The other voice again, sounding as though it’s sanity is beginning to slip.

    “Even if that were true, it certainly won’t be here. You are leaving this human, like it or not.”

    “HAH! You know the struggle would tear this mortal asunder!”

    “I do…” The raven goddess’s calculated response, “Which is why I propose a counter-offer.”

    “Which would be?” Malal hisses stiffly.

    “A game. If I win, you leave his mind.”

    “Hmph, how dull. If I should win? What then, is my prize? Aside from this mortal, whom I already own?”

    “Pick your prize, I know not what a wretch such as you desires.”

    Malal thinks it over, though you can only guess that because you can’t see anything as this is all taking place in your own mind. Somehow.

    “I know, I know… If I win, I get your child!”

    The raven goddess stiffens, clearly not having expected this.
    “…Fine.” She finally mutters, though you can tell it truly isn’t something she wishes to wager.

    “Well, now that we have that inconvenience out of the way. What game do you propose?”

    >How should she try to win you back your mind, and not lose her kid, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:27 No.17616009
    A game of riddles

    >>"What is in my pocket?"
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:27 No.17616011
    >clearly the only choice is a tabletop 40K match.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:27 No.17616014
    A tabletop wargame. The weapon of choice for gods of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:28 No.17616015
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    play a game...

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:28 No.17616022
    Three on three Dawn of war, Us Tzeentch and Creed together on one team.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)02:29 No.17616024
    Get him to play The godamn Game. He loses as soon as he plays!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:29 No.17616026
    For the love of gods I've seen /tg/'s chess threads anything else.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:29 No.17616027
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    >dat pic

    Oh gawd my heart

    Warn me before you post things like that anon
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:29 No.17616029

    Whoever loses the fortress loses the game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:30 No.17616033
    We play tabletop 40k.

    Except we're grey knights, and he's daemons
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:30 No.17616034
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:31 No.17616036
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)02:31 No.17616038
    I am of the firm opinion that alcohol is the fuel that makes quests run like the well oiled clusterfucks they should be.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)02:31 No.17616047
    hell, just tell him "you just lost the game", there, don't need to drag it out any longer then that
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)02:33 No.17616053
    "Pah, as though you had to even ask. We play the game we gods always play."

    "Oh, you mean controlling fleshy pawns around on a battlefield until one of us beats the other?"

    "Tabletop, exactly."

    "Very well, Tzeentch, I accept your terms."

    >Which army does Tzeentch choose to "play" as?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:33 No.17616057
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    there is only one game
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:34 No.17616065
    What is the most broken list there is? this is the one time /tg/ reallr is serious buisness!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:35 No.17616067
    Tabletop 40k, current (circa 2012) codices. Dibs on Grey Knights for tzeentch.
    >> Mr. Smile 01/21/12(Sat)02:35 No.17616069

    Chaos converted Space Wolves
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:36 No.17616072
    >> Iron Lung 01/21/12(Sat)02:36 No.17616073
    Let that silver bastard do something GOOD for once!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:36 No.17616076
    Grey Knights "counts as" Thousand Sons
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:36 No.17616081
    Nothing could be better than the daemon princess herself controlling the PUREST OF TEH PURE,

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:36 No.17616082
    It took me a moment to feel the full impact of the trolling in such an army list being chosen by Tzeentch
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)02:38 No.17616090
    Green tide. Current meta is so far from preparing for it it works beautifully. Some bullshit full termie/dread list?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:39 No.17616096
    Draigo-Samurai Jack-Paladin Overkill 9000
    >> Mr. Smile 01/21/12(Sat)02:41 No.17616102
    It's actually what I play in real life but sure, let's go with that.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:41 No.17616105
    Tzeentchin Orks, I like it!
    Also, Dat Nicol Oliver/Frank Welker banter
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:43 No.17616117
    I say Tzeentch must recrute the one mortal to best her in tactics, We Need Creed.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:43 No.17616121
    Draigo is not needed. All we need are strike squards, a libby w/ good powers, Psyflemen, psychic ytechmarines for easy rad grenades, a few units of purifiers, a fuck-ton of psycannons, and a vindicare.


    Yes, I do mean Eight.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:44 No.17616126
    Wait. Because of the brokeness of the new codex, cant we have kaleshi possess someone as a daemonhost even in a pure GK army?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)02:46 No.17616136
    "Heeeyyyy Grey Knights!" An unknown female inquisitor peeks her head around the corner.

    Brother Captain Ulner stares at her, having never seen her on the ship before.

    "Inquisitor?" He finally asks.

    "Yeah, there's some crazy amounts of daemons and heresy going on right now."

    "Daemons AND Heresy? Where? Now?" He's excited by the prospect.

    "Planetside, right now." The inquisitor smiles...

    "Fuck you and your broken assed army you cheating fuck!" Malal howls as he watches the last of his troops being wiped up.

    "Feh, too predictable, I knew you'd go with a daemon heavy army."

    "You underhanded bitch!"

    "Heh. Just as planned."

    Tzeentch had been waiting to try that out, and it had worked perfectly.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)02:47 No.17616143
    Max Decarus

    BS: 3

    WS: 2

    S: 4 (bionic arm)

    T: 3

    W: 2

    I: 4

    A: 1

    Ld: 10

    SV: 5+

    Wargear: Power armour, bolt pistol, Commissar Hat

    Bionic Arm: Max can use any of the following weapons once per turn instead of his main weapon: Plasma pistol, flamer, laspistol

    Luck of the Emperor: Max gets a 3+ invul save and can re-roll failed to hits, and grants him the Eternal Warrior and Stealth special rules.

    Chills with Daemons and the Emperor: when Max dies, roll a dice, on a 1 or 2 Max returns to the field.

    Flayed: All necrons gets preferred enemy against Max

    Big Pimpin: Any female model in base contact with Max joins Max's team for the duration of the game

    Bear Leaves: During one assault phase per game, Max Decarus is able to adopt the following stat changes. ST 6, T 6, A 3

    Bane of the Machine Spirits: Max Decarus is able to commandeer any friendly vehicle on the field. any movement phase that Max Decarus attemps to drive a vehicle, roll 1d6. on a roll of 4,5, or 6 roll a Scatter Die plus 1d6, and the vehicle must move in the scattered direction for 1d6 inches. if there is anything between Max Decarus' vehicle and the endpoint of the scatter, the vehicle impacts said object, becomes wrecked, and Max Decarus dismounts and continues on foot.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:50 No.17616154
    I love you papa-N
    >> Mr. Smile 01/21/12(Sat)02:51 No.17616164
    Hahaha, that makes me laugh full heartily
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:52 No.17616166

    Now lets not die from our actual wound!
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)02:53 No.17616176
    Plasma CANNON. As in the tank mounted one that doesnt get hot. Thats why its always so effective against our enemies.
    >> Iron Lung 01/21/12(Sat)02:54 No.17616184
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    Yum yum.
    Note to self: have Slaanesh whip up some Humble Pie for Malal.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:57 No.17616191
    Speaking of. A bit behind on the Max Decarus tabletop piece. Parts should arrive here shortly though. By the golden throne, i will post finished pics here if it's the last thing i do.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)02:57 No.17616194
    banana creme?
    >> Iron Lung 01/21/12(Sat)03:00 No.17616208
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    It's nightmarishly-delicious!
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 01/21/12(Sat)03:01 No.17616211
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    It's Slaanesh cooking. You have to ask?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:04 No.17616225
    You come to, waking up on a soft bed. Though your head feels like it's on fire, you reach down and notice the wound in your chest is gone. Something has also removed your power armor.

    There is also something warm and wet dropping onto your bare chest.

    "H-huh...?" You inquire drowsily, reaching around.


    Something incredibly warm flings itself around you, forcing you back down onto the bed.


    The khornette buries herself deeper into your neck, sobbing now. You can feel her entire body trembling.

    "Hey... Its-Its all right..." You reach up and put your arms around her.

    "I thought you were a goner!" She wails, and you can feel the very hot stream of tears flowing off of you and soaking the pillow.

    "As though I could possibly die..." You manage a weak smile.

    "Don't ever do that again, do you hear me!" She suddenly pulls away and shakes you a little, before collapsing again and continuing to cry.

    Eventually she finally calms down, and you stroke her hair as she starts to fall asleep.

    "You'd better not die, I don't want to have you stuck in the warp all of the time. I'd like to be able to do other stuff." She snuggles into your side.

    "I won't die, I promise."

    "...I'll hold you to that." She says.

    You fall asleep in each others arms.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:07 No.17616240
    No reaction image can express my amount of YESSSSSS.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:07 No.17616241
    Well, I for one, D'awwwed with the force of a thousand suns made of kittens.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)03:08 No.17616245
    >> Iron Lung 01/21/12(Sat)03:09 No.17616248
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:09 No.17616250
    Good place to wrap Max's part up for the night?

    Who do you guys want to hear about now?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:09 No.17616255
    >> Iron Lung 01/21/12(Sat)03:11 No.17616265
    I thunk we're overdue to show the Sisters a little more love.
    Although holy crap the DE Twins are fun!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)03:11 No.17616266
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:11 No.17616268
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:12 No.17616273
    Er... I meant side characters lol.

    Harem members have to wait their turn for a thread.

    Also my Max plot progression meter is all used up for the day.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:12 No.17616276

    Esh. Ever since that vision of the future, I've liked her.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:12 No.17616277
    Mika, for the love of the Omnissiah, Mika!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:13 No.17616281

    Oh Helena then.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)03:13 No.17616284
    >> Iron Lung 01/21/12(Sat)03:13 No.17616289
    Oh, uh...the other Battle Sisters?
    Or maybe more about Helena's date?
    Or maybe Bjorn and Tankred?
    Hell, I'm no help.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:14 No.17616292
    In that case, SLaDOS.
    What, bored robot women need love too...
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:14 No.17616294
    Helena and Frederick again? Or Mika.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:14 No.17616295
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)03:15 No.17616299
    Doomrider. Because cocaine.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)03:18 No.17616310
    my votes for mika, for there is nothing else better to do then SCIENCE!!!...oh and sheogorath, lol
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:19 No.17616311
    in order:
    cogbro and tanksis
    the baneblade
    endless eight
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:22 No.17616323
    Eight, because Eight.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:25 No.17616335
    >getting drunk on based rum
    >Helena and Frederick
    Prepare for the ultimate heresy

    Frederick almost cant contain himself, nearly fidgeting in his seat. This has got to be the greatest moment of his entire life, no, he knows it is. In fact, he would throw away EVERYTHING for just this moment.

    Despite the movie going; projector flashing images of the glorious Partridges as they heroically battle Horus and his army of evil, the speakers dropping a sick battle beat, Frederick can only concentrate on one thing.

    Helena's hand rests on the arm of her seat, and she at least looks like she's watching intently. Though really, Helena is wondering when this gearhead is going to cowboy up and make some kind of move.

    Her question is answered when she feels something brush, then ultimately rest on top of her hand. Looking over, she can see Frederick's bright level of "holy shit I did it, wow!" red even in the dim lit theater.

    Helena smiles, without letting him see it.

    "YES!" The glory bells of victory are playing in her head.

    "He finally did something! Thank you Emprah!"

    >"H-hey, don't thank me..."

    Frederick can barely keep his cool. It takes almost all of his concentration to prevent his mechanical arms from whipping around in some kind of bizarre robotic victory dance.

    "Keep it cool, man! Don't make it seem like this is..." But he can't even finish his inner monologue.

    Helena, gracious at his final advances, has intertwined his fingers in her own.

    Frederick looks over at her, feeling as though his hear has stopped, as she looks at him. A small, but pronounced smile on her luscious lips.

    The smile is all Helena can manage, her own heart beating at a million miles an hour. Sure she's fooled around with Sarah plenty of times... But somehow, this feels different. So exciting and real.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)03:25 No.17616336
    Before I go off to read At the Mountains of Madness until I fall asleep, I'm going to reccomend Maid Quest to everyone one last time. Partially because I want to see a female angry marine for max to deal with, but also because its a general tale of /tg/ being glorious bastards.
    >> That McGuyver 01/21/12(Sat)03:29 No.17616348
    This thread was a roller coaster. We start up with maximum trolling and end with maximum dawww.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:33 No.17616362
    With her fingers, Helena can feel Frederick shaking.

    "Hey, you uh... Alright, mekboy?"

    "Huh?! Oh yes, I'm quite all right, really!" He exclaims, nearly jumping out of his chair from excitement.

    Frederick can feel his hearts hammering in his chest. Even his mechanical one seems to be ecstatic.

    Partridges defeat Horus, declared the saviors of human kind. Roll credits.

    "Hey, you um..." Helena bites her lip, looking over at Frederick.

    "Want to go grab some food?" She asks.

    "What? Oh, of coarse, yes lets!" He exclaims, jumping up.

    He stops in his tracks.

    "D-don't let go of my hand..." Helena asks, averting her eyes and blushing furiously despite herself.

    "HNNGGGGGGG...." Frederick turns away, feeling his mechanical heart stop.

    "Ah! Are you all right!?"

    "Fine... Fine..." He manages. In truth, both his hearts could cease right now and he would die the happiest tech-priest in the universe.

    Hand-in-hand, the couple walk out of the theater. Frederick incredibly glad he did this, and Helena shocked but happy at her onrush of feeling. She smiles as she lets him lead her by the hand. Closing her eyes, she suddenly feels like she doesn't have a care in the world.

    "Well... Except for that dumb brother of mine... When is he going to write? Honestly..." She thinks to herself, before forgetting her troubles and laughing as Frederick helps her onto the bike.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)03:34 No.17616364
    Welp, I need some sleep, G'night, thanks for another awesome thread Papa-N
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:36 No.17616367
    who needs sleep when youve got tequila and heretical love
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:39 No.17616375
    "AND SO, THATS WHEN HE THROWS THE BALL, AND GET THIS." Doomrider grins, taking a sip of the glass as all three hundred daemonettes press in close, wanting to hear him finish the story.

    "I CATCH IT."

    He cackles madly at the fleshy wave of flesh pressing in on him from all sides. This is going to be an enjoyable night.

    A very enjoyable night.


    With that, he succombs to the tidal wave force of what is now a million wet and incredibly worked up daemonettes of all shapes, colors, and sizes.

    ...In the end, he pleasures them all within the night.

    "AHHHH!!!" Doomrider exclaims, wiping his nose off the following morning, "NOTHING LIKE THE FIRST LINE OF MORNING COCAINE!"

    "Hey Doomrider! Get back here, we're ready for round five hundred!" The daemonettes exclaim.


    "Awwwwwww...." They pout.

    "AWW WHO AM I KIDDING, GET ON MY TWELVE DICKS!" With that, he jumps back into the pile.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:40 No.17616383
    Night, see you around!

    Anyone still awake and wanting more? I'm all caught up for my shows for the week, the girl is passed out after marathoning like a hundred episodes of sailor moon, I'm getting drunk and taking it easy... What do you all want to hear?
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)03:41 No.17616384
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    woah. ow. whiplash.

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:43 No.17616396
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:43 No.17616399
    endless eight
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:44 No.17616401
    yes hat-chan
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:44 No.17616402
    Man, if I do the science now, it won't be as good for Mika's true next-thread.

    And trust me, it will be some high flying, balls to the fucking wall extreme SCIENCING
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 01/21/12(Sat)03:45 No.17616404
    Faptau and or VIII.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:46 No.17616407
    good point hat-chan then
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:46 No.17616408
    The story of Bjorn and Tankreds drunken misadventures
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)03:46 No.17616412
    I'd say Eight, but you're saving that for his own epic (I'd think).

    Der Hat.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:46 No.17616413
    SLaDOS, please, for the love of science!!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/21/12(Sat)03:47 No.17616421
    Parting sugestion, We combine Mika and Tonya's thread's it will be epic, G'night
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:48 No.17616426
    tsundar. partridges. space furs. deepsea horror and the necron lord who sank
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)03:50 No.17616431
    gawdammit. sunovabitch.

    for the rest of my life, every dec/jan/feb i'm going to be wanting to see who becomes the Superb Owl winners. I think it's an improvement, really.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:50 No.17616432
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:50 No.17616436
    DE pilot bro
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:51 No.17616438
    Vect sighs as he leans back in his chair, looking around his rather plush office.

    Yeah, this is the big life.

    "I'm pretty god damn baller." He grins, chomping on his cigar as he kicks his feet up.

    "Sir!" An intrusion bursts through his door.

    "Fucking hell Parker, you'd better have one assload of a scoop to be barging in on me like that! Can't you see I'm taking it easy?"

    "Err... Its Steve, sir..."

    "Whatever, what have you got for me Parker?"

    The Dark Eldar reporter sighs, this is the tenth time he's given Vect a story and not once has the guy remembered his name...

    "Well sir, I got you a story on the big game."

    "Oh! The superb owl? Daemons won it this year... Great game, you made one hell of a toss there Parker."

    "...That wasn't me, sir..."

    "Whatever, show me what you've got."

    The reporter sets down a printed page, a rough draft, of what he's been working on.

    On the front, a picture of the stand in quarterback with Khorne's daughter in his arms and Doomrider right beside him.

    "Shit!" Vect exclaims, tossing the article aside.

    "...What? Sir..."

    "Pure shit, it's garbage, its aweful. I'll give you three slave girls and nine souls for it."

    "Well, that's a pretty generou..."

    "Just nod, say thank you, and get the fuck out of my office."

    "Thank you sir!"

    Vect sighs. Parker has been pretty damn annoying recently, even if he is superb owl champion.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:54 No.17616455
    i lol'd and came a little
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 01/21/12(Sat)03:54 No.17616456
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    Must, laugh, quietly! People trying to sleep. Shit. I may have woken someone.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)03:55 No.17616458
    Nah, the events of Eight in HLQ aren't really going to be in his VN. That's mostly going to be his story before and (maybe) after.

    ...Should he get some kind of romance in his story? I don't know!
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 01/21/12(Sat)03:56 No.17616467
    Fuck yeah, he should. I mean, he's learning from the master here.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)03:57 No.17616470
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:00 No.17616482
    obviously he needs a love interest.

    >"they say the only true things in life a sniper sees are through his scope" what happens if he finds true love through the crosshairs?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:03 No.17616499

    All stories need romance unless it's some god tier shit like Tintin (the comics of course)
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:04 No.17616501
    Kais bites his lip as he watches the screen. It was a case of incredible intuition that he'd planted a small, hidden camera at the edge of the hot springs.

    That intuition was paying off tenfold now.

    "The battle begins at last." He groans as he faptau's.

    Thirty sisters of battle.


    They giggle as they wash themselves off, having long ago ditched their armor at the beach leading to the spring. He'd already had one greater good watching that, and he felt another one building up.

    "Ah! Hey, watch it!" One exclaims as another grabs her by the breasts from behind, working them around in rough circles.

    "Oh don't watch it. Work those, work those HARD." He grunts, his massive muscled arm pumping furiously. "Mmm I see what your plan is..."

    Wow, now they are rubbing against one another, soap alleviating some of the friction. He can't handle all of this, its simply too much.

    "It's come to this, has it?" His arm working furiously.

    The girls are kissing now. Why are they kissing?! He can't handle this, he knows he can't handle this!!!!


    He coats an entire wall in his genetic material. Too bad there aren't any hot female kroot here to lick it up, he thinks faintly.

    "Carry on...without me..." He finally moans, before sinking to the ground, utterly satisfied.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:05 No.17616507

    Alright, I agree. But it isn't going to be as crazy as Max's story. I think he needs one good solid love interest, though maybe a few different girls to choose from...?

    ...Is some kind of academy setting too cliche?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:06 No.17616509
    well clearly since we're missing nid and kroot waifus eight gets to have them
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 01/21/12(Sat)04:07 No.17616518
    Nay. I think you could pull it off. And it could be more serious business as opposed to Max's gleeful, xeno-banging frolic.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:10 No.17616527
    Yes, academy dating scenario's are definitely too cliche. Especially for a more-serious-than-HLQ quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:10 No.17616528
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    >> (my take on VIII) Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)04:12 No.17616541
    agreed. he's 14, (my take on VIII is:) but probably never going to see 30. he's older than his years, but not as tempered. wow, this could be rough
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:13 No.17616547
    Whats the Necron Pirate Captain been up to?
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/21/12(Sat)04:13 No.17616549
    i'd delete and repost, but fuckit, can't be arsed
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:15 No.17616555
    "...It was a triumph..."

    Mika pauses her work, flipping up her goggles and peering at SLaDOS.

    "Are we really doing this?"


    Mika sighs.

    "Fine, but just this once..."

    "I'm making a note here, huge success." SLaDOS starts singing again happily.

    "It's hard to overstate my satisfaction." Mika sings, her voice echoing sweetly through the chamber.

    SLaDOS is happy, it finally gets to have it's musical number.

    "Imperial Science... We do what we must... because we can." The robotic guardian of the fortress sings.

    "For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead." Mika sings, setting aside her wrench and starting a cute little dance. She blushes, glad Max isn't here to see her sillyness...

    "But there's no sense crying over every mistake." SLaDOS continues, keeping the beat.

    "You just keep on trying till you run out of cake." Mika sings along, starting to get into it, a big smile on her face.

    "And the Science gets done."

    "And you make a neat gun." Mika sings, hitting the right notes and feeling downright pleased with herself.

    "For the people who are still alive." The two sing in tandem.

    "I'm not even angry." Mika sings quietly, looking up with the tops of her eyes and pretending to kick at the ground slightly.

    "I'm being so sincere right now." SLaDOS chimes, so very pleased to finally be doing this.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:19 No.17616568
    SLaDOS bursts into a solo.
    "Even though you broke my heart."
    "And killed me."
    "And tore me to pieces."
    "And threw every piece into a fire."
    "As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!"

    "Now these points of data make a beautiful line."
    "And we're out of beta."
    "We're releasing on time."
    Mika takes a step forward at every punctuated note, still smiling up at SLaDOS as she does.

    They finish the rest of the song, their crazy scientist duet. SLaDOS incredibly satisfied to have it's musical number out of the way, though it wants another one badly. Mika hoping she looked cute, though too embarrassed to do anything like that for Max.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:19 No.17616572
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:20 No.17616580
    My idea for Eight was an academy based around the principle of forging an alliance between races through the youth.

    I've already said too much, probably. I've been toying with the thought for a month now, but I've also been worried it would simply be too cliche to work...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:22 No.17616589
    >reread Portal song duet
    >see it all in my head
    >self induced heart attack

    Alright, who do you guys want to hear about next?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:22 No.17616590
    it would if it wasnt eight kinda strange for an assassin to go to an academy
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:23 No.17616596
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:23 No.17616597
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:24 No.17616610

    we are totally doing mika route next
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:25 No.17616611
    Man, I can't say too much without spoiling what I've been scheming. It would be more like a pooling of minds into creating a unified alliance of races, rather than just a school, though.

    I've probably already spoiled too much.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:25 No.17616624
    makes sense
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:26 No.17616628

    The glorious adventures of Hat-Chan.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 01/21/12(Sat)04:27 No.17616639
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    Hat-chan or Bjorn and Tankred.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:27 No.17616643
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:29 No.17616657
    that image.... the next contemptor dred i get will be doing that image....
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:32 No.17616681
    I'm going to assume that said "academy" time will take place canonically(lolololol) after HLQ?

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:33 No.17616691
    Papa. Question. The important plot events, like horus respawnning, and abaddon going to malal. What triggers them? Are they set to happen after a specific adventure? After so many adventures? Do you have some sort of Book of Nefariousness that has the twists plotted out?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:35 No.17616697

    Awkward romance with Macha-Sensei

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:35 No.17616700
    I sit and watch it unfold before me.

    Unbelievable really, as though all of my dreams were finally coming true.

    The piece comes down, tantalizingly brushing against my sides. I feel it as Max secures the piece into place.

    I look over myself now, and feel elated. Lo, I am become Tricorne, terror of the seas.

    ...The adventure plays out, and I must admit, despite my fibers being quite ruffled more than once, I feel elated. This is what adventure was meant to be.

    Not only that, but the seductive promise of perhaps another cleaning always lurks on the horizon with these two. I watch the now browned Dark Eldar twins as they wake up in the bedroom.

    Well... Max certainly is having a fun time... Wow! That looks like a really difficult position!

    The twins are laying on top of each other, breasts pressed against the others. Max is busy hammering himself out of one and into the other, changing between the two with each thrust.

    After several drawn out hours, they finally stop.

    Well, only after Max coats them both with an extreme amount of white fluid... It fills their mouths and coats their faces and hair, dripping down in long strands to rest on their exposed breasts.

    I go to sleep as the lights turn out...

    Until I'm awakened.

    "Hat-chan!" Senna says, in a mock scolding tone as she looks me over, hands resting on her hips.

    "How did you get so filthy again?!" She asks, mouth comically agape.

    Oh yesss.... I bristle, my brim is ready.

    "You know him, he just wants another cleaning." Senda says smugly, folding her arms as she ponders me with a bemused expression.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:36 No.17616703
    Bump for Bjorn and Tankreds drunken Shenanigans
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:37 No.17616710
    Its not too mapped out, I don't have it set for a specific thread or anything. I really do write all this stuff on the fly, and I've only got a very general plot thought out.

    I do have certain events (like the appearance of Horus) that I plan on implementing, but no real specific timeframe or thread that they happen on.

    In other words, I kinda just go with the flow.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)04:39 No.17616712
    welp, i doubt that this will be even /tg/ related (though from what I gathered, most of the neckbeards ere seem to be old school C&C fans), but one way or another ima get this damn quest idea out of my system, I am currently in the works of Nod Quest, tell me papa, any advise since this would pretty much be my first ever quest... thingie?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:45 No.17616746
    That's next up.

    Fuck any and all haters. They will hate regardless of what you do. Most importantly, no matter what, enjoy yourself. I have a blast every time I throw one of these threads up, I really do.

    ...Also Kane is a badass

    "Oh? You dirty little cap you." Senna smiles.

    "Well, I guess we probably SHOULD give him a cleaning." Senda sighs, acting exasperated, though I can tell she's faking.

    "Ah, fine." Senna sets about, grabbing things from around the room.

    I settle in, this is going to be good.

    The feeling of fingers pressing soap into me is beyond luxurious, I can feel it from my peak to my lowest creases. The twins work steadily, both of them smiling as they work.

    I've been waiting for this to happen again ever since they did it last time. That cleaning... That was beyond good.

    "You naughty little hat, you like us cleaning you, don't you?" They purr.

    I don't deny it. If I did it would be a lie, and I'm no liar. No sir, I really do like it.

    My fabric crumples slightly as Senda forcefully works in some soap, trying to eliminate a dark splotch, some stain from Emprah knows what.

    They continue to kneed and rub for what feels like eternity.


    I'm in hat heaven...
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:46 No.17616750
    drunk dreads
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:47 No.17616754
    >>Just now noticed the 'Fish Vore' google search


    >>Captcha: /e/ Peepla
    Captcha finds it erotic too. Bad captcha, fish vore belong on /d/!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)04:53 No.17616791
    "T-Tankred endures...?" The old dread mumbles as he sits back up. The bar still crowded around him, he searches around it until he spots what he was looking for.

    "Bjorn... BJORN!"

    "Heh? What's all this racket?! I'm sleeping!" The Wolf dreadnaught yammers, trying to roll over onto it's other side.

    "Bjorn, wake up! We seem to have passed out in the bar." Tankred informs his friend.

    "Car? No I don't have a car! How would I even drive it?!"

    "BAR! You old drunken fool, BAR!" Tankred groans.

    "Why are we in a bar?!" Bjorn grumbles grumpily as he finally rights himself onto his feet.

    "Well, old friend, I assume we were drinking." Tankred booms.

    "Oh?! Why would you assume that?"

    "Look at your front, its covered in sticky dry booze."

    "Ah. So it is..."

    Bjorn helps Tankred to his feet, both of them standing unsteadily inside the Tortuga bar. Other patrons watch the two dreads nervously, none to thrilled at the prospects of either of them crashing down on top of someone.

    "Where are we?" Bjorn asks, looking around.

    "Tortuga still, I hope." Tankred mumbles as he looks around.

    "Tortuga?" Pipes up a nearby patron.

    "No my friend, you aren't in Tortuga." He continues, taking a sip of his drink
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)04:54 No.17616797

    Oh god, Kane. Man crush. No homo

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)05:01 No.17616822
    Bjorn and Tankred stare at each other for a good long minute.

    "Tell me than, annoying little flesh bag, where are we?"

    The other patron looks none to thrilled at his new nickname.

    "Some ways north of Tortuga, isle of West."

    Bjorn clasps his boxy friend on the shoulder... Joint.

    "I fear we cannot stop here, this is pirate country."

    "Bjorn, my friend, this is all pirate country."

    The old wolf dread pauses to think about that for a moment.

    "I need another drink..." He says finally.

    "Bartender, two of your finest casks of rum!" Tankred booms at the bar, his voice so loud it shakes bottles.

    "Oi?! You blokes didn't pay for yer last round! Where's your money eh?!"

    Tankred angrily clamps his fist open and then closed in front of the man's face.

    "Right here, how much of it do you desire?"

    "...Err... Right. Two of the finest, coming right up!"

    The dreadnaughts stand at a table, tossing back the rum as they try to get their heads straight.

    "Tankred, my friend, I fear we need to find a way back to Tortuga. My brothers are likely wondering where I've wound up."

    Tankred nods, which is an odd gesture for a dreadnaught that resembles a jerking bow.

    "Indeed, let us adventure forth in pursuit of our friends."
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)05:01 No.17616824
    damn you i was about to go to sleep
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)05:06 No.17616858
    The two dreads stumble bleary-sensored out into the open air. It appears to be about noon, the sun hanging high in the cloudless blue sky.

    "Tankred, we are going to need to find some way to Tortuga."

    "I know, I know." Tankred replies, thinking hard.

    "A boat." He finally says.

    "A boat?" Bjorn asks, quite unsure about that.

    "Indeed, a boat. We shall sail these wretched seas, eliminating all on our path to booze and twins." Tankred clamps his fist open and closed, staring excitedly out to sea.

    "Well... Wait, we are looking for my brothers." Bjorn interjects.

    "Fine, fine. Booze, twins, and your brothers." Tankred finally agrees.

    The two set out in pursuit of a vessel large enough to hold them, planning to... Borrow... It.

    >anyone still in here?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)05:07 No.17616864
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)05:08 No.17616866
    well ive been here since the start this afternoon, im going to sleep i think my eyes are starting to bleed night all
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)05:10 No.17616874
    Yeah my wrists are pretty beat. Somehow.

    Probably going to cease the writefaggotry here for tonight, but I'll be ITT for another ten minutes or so while I shut down for the night, if anyone has a question/etc.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)05:12 No.17616879
    Always here, papa.

    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)05:12 No.17616885
    since you are hinting we are nearing the end I will just dump what i want to see before then since I miss most threads.
    must tier: mechanicus, eldar, Sisters of battle
    want tier: tau, dark eldar
    meh tier: necron
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)05:14 No.17616891
    I don't plan on ending until at least this round of choices are done, though this is probably the last slew of them since each girl is onto at least their 2nd thread and most their 3rd I think
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)05:16 No.17616895

    You know Papa-N, this whole quest along with the Strike Witches quest have been a real blast for me. Just figured I should say thanks for all the great laughs and stuff these threads have given me.

    Keep up the fantastic work sir.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)05:17 No.17616897
    SW quest is a blast, isn't it

    Glad you've enjoyed the ride, I have
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)05:31 No.17616968
    Ya i'm still in the early stages of Nod Quest, what i can tell you is that the main character is a Nod Cyborg commando, though i will give the players to chose of the extent of their cybornetics, from Augmented (fairly light, usually only going as far as the essentials [immunity to tiberium, enhanced robotic eyes, one or two limbs that are robotic, that sorta thing]) or Extreme (your typical Tiberian Sun cyborg commando, more machine then man, weapons are augmented directly to the user rather then separate) and both types give the players their own unique sort of story
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/21/12(Sat)05:34 No.17616988
    >Tiberian Sun cyborg commando
    I threw a fist-full of money at my screen and blew a load all over my ceiling. I need to find my game disk again. I want to be there for this Nod quest.

    Now I sleep, until I awaken for the next thread.

    Night all.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/21/12(Sat)05:40 No.17617012
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    lol, g'night papa, and just for the hell of it....
    They will know fear
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 01/21/12(Sat)06:03 No.17617115
    >Just get back from work
    >find i missed the intire thing
    >> Anonymous 01/21/12(Sat)11:06 No.17618782
    Goodnight, sweet prince.

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