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    422 KB STRIKE WITCHES: DYNAMIC SHOPPING planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)18:46 No.17686953  
    You are a P-61 Black Widow pilot of the 442nd Night Fighter squadron, ace, nominated for decoration, and you currently have a loco French tart standing behind you with a pistol, threatening you with violence so you'll take her shopping.

    Well when you put it like THAT it just sounds crazy.

    "We're all issued pistols," Perrine says from behind you, trying to sound casual. The strain in her voice betrays her, however. "We were just attacked last night. What's so strange about that?"

    "The way you keep stroking it like you want to use it," Charlotte says, looking like she wants to giggle. Your heart leaps, trying to take cover in your throat, and the shopping list in your hand quavers just a little.

    "When are you leaving? I need to take care of a few things," Perrine says from behind you.

    Extremely slowly, you rotate in your chair to face the French Witch. She's standing in what she probably thinks is a casual fashion, except the cocked hip with the hand resting on it only looks casually aggressive.

    "If you think of anything else, just radio us. Or the Christchurch tower."

    Perrine purses her mouth disapprovingly. "Christchurch is in New Zealand. I think you mean Eastchurch."

    Despite the cute little holster with the Walther in it that Perrine has strapped to her thigh, you can't help but snort. "Thanks, sweetheart. We call it "Christ" church because you never make a landing there without thanking Jesus afterwards." You stand rapidly, knocking over your chair, half a sammich still in your hand. "I better get ready."

    "I don't think you understand," Perrine says. "I'm going with you."

    >WAT (DO)
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)18:46 No.17686966
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:48 No.17686973

    I was expecting 7PM. So you're 15 minutes early!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:48 No.17686981
    Oh shit, I'm actually here at the start of one for once.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:49 No.17686988

    Welcome to the botnet, brother.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:49 No.17686994

    Uh, ask why?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:50 No.17687000

    What do? WHAT DO?

    We go shopping.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)18:50 No.17687006
    >Welcome to the botnet, brother.

    I'm running the latest update of the 4chan X script, too. DOUBLE BOTNET
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:50 No.17687008
    Tell her we'll take her out, but she'll need a Striker or hitch a lift back because our plane will be full of Booze and Hookers?

    (... and maybe some Blackjack)
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:51 No.17687019

    "We only have three seats and my crew comes with me. There is a spot on my lap if you want to." Grin like a madman.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:51 No.17687022
    We strap her to the plane of course.

    Our flight plan is already filed, we need to leave on time, not wait on this french cunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)18:59 No.17687098
    Awfully dead in here for the awesomeness that is Strike Witches Quest.

    Ask her why she wants to come and who she's going to rape.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:14 No.17687237
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    Chrome exploding again, planefag?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:15 No.17687245
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    I have a feeling that Perrine will shoot us before the end of the day.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:19 No.17687290

    Wonder what he installed...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:19 No.17687291
    I have a guest coming over in 40 minutes and I still need to clean. You make me sad, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:19 No.17687292
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    You should been there for the first thread. It was me, NavalAnon and 2 other Anons (I think). I thought /tg/ would hate it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.17687332
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.17687341

    I've been lurking since thread 2 and occasionally throwing out suggestions. There's more here, we're just waiting for the quest to get rolling before we'll contribute.
    >> Fleet Admiral Anon 01/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.17687345
    I was another of the Anons there for the first one too. Keep up the good work planefag, You rock!

    Troll the crap outta Perrine, something along the lines of our lap is the last seat left, hahaha.

    Dammit, I've gotta go to work now, so make epicness happen!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.17687346
    Thirded, because why not?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.17687347
    Throw in a wink
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.17687349

    Missed that one. Got on at the second. Been here for every one since.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.17687375
    We give no fucks.

    Laugh at the sparklebitch. "Hahah. No. You're not." And leave. Also, duck incoming fire.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.17687381
    >Chrome makes Planefag sad

    >No Planefag makes me sad fag
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:28 No.17687399
    Fourthed, because the name of this quest is really Trolling:WW2 edition
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.17687417
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:33 No.17687472

    Needs the damn tail to be perfect
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:34 No.17687476
    >Fucken saved
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.17687490
    YES! All of my body says. Yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.17687503
    Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:38 No.17687535
    Don't forget our secondary theme song:
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:39 No.17687549
    Oh yeah, I never got to thank the anon who made that in the last thread.

    Thanks, it really cracked me up after coming back from a shitty exam.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:39 No.17687559
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    awww yeah
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.17687565
    >Troll the crap outta Perrine, something along the lines of our lap is the last seat left, hahaha.

    YES. Seconded!
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.17687581
    So we are awesome 100% of the time. And when we are not awesome, we are trolling awesomely?

    Works for me.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:42 No.17687598
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)19:44 No.17687634
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    ".... why?"

    "You can't just go AWOL-"

    "I got permission!"

    "-leave base without an escort. Besides, I don't trust you. You might bring back a pair of toy handcuffs and a stethoscope with a scorpion in it."

    You blink. "Damn, I wish I had thought of that."

    Perrine quirks her mouth.

    "We only have three seats. Where do you plan to ri-"

    "My Striker Unit," she says stiffly, then spins on her heel and stalks towards the door.

    She's catching on. You'll need to be quicker to get your shots in from now on.

    You round on Charlotte, fire in your eyes. "You knew."

    She nods.

    "Why - the - WHY YOU NO WARN?" you sputter with indignation.

    "You borrowed my motorcycle and didn't put gas in it afterwards," she says saucily. She rises from her chair, pushing it back roughly without taking her eyes off you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:45 No.17687649
    Planefag, don't forget our mission:

    We must return Minna's notebook by waiting in her room ... with no pants on.

    "I didn't want this to be weird, Sir"
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:46 No.17687659
    Fuck me running! I knew we forgot something. We should make it up to Charlotte somehow, she's helped us out a lot.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:47 No.17687669

    sigh of resignation. "Want anything for yourself while we're there?" Might as well try to get on her good side more. Maybe she'll cut us some slack next time.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:47 No.17687672
    >Small island base
    Where get motorcycle gas? Or does she run it off of avgas?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:47 No.17687678
    >"You borrowed my motorcycle and didn't put gas in it afterwards,"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:49 No.17687706
    "Sorry, I was too busy being awesome to stop at a gas station manned by some loser"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:50 No.17687725
    "Hey, if you want me to pump it up, you just gotta say."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.17687744
    >her bike
    She's got a point. I mean, as one pilot to another, and as another American, she's got a point.
    Ask if she's got anything else she wants not on the list.

    Are we going to ask Sakabroto what she wants?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.17687748
    Be sure to flex your muscles as you sat this .
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.17687766
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    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.17687772
    No, we collect all the relics, then combine them in our inventory to make the secret superplane, the super hornet.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.17687776
    Charlotte's one of nicer, saner, and more useful witches. I'm inclined to be a bit nicer to her than the other.

    this or this>>17687725
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.17687816
    As long as we're playing Santa Claus should we pick up something for Sanya and Yoshika? They deserve some kind of reward for being the only witches on base to not get up our ass about something.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.17687818
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    >super hornet
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.17687830

    Get everyone sunglasses. Everyone.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.17687833
    Why not both?

    Seconded. She's .been pretty bro to us, and we might as well give her a reason not to dick us over if we run into some deeper shit. Also, let's, perhaps, ask other less bitchy witches if they want anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:57 No.17687840

    ... anything else you need? Where do the maintenance guys keep the motor gas anyways?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:57 No.17687848

    We hardly even know them yet.

    At the most... hmmm... maybe sweets? Or sweet alcohol, just because we can get them all drunk. heh.

    Also, ideas people. What would be a good gift to troll Minna?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:57 No.17687851
    Why would we ask those whores for anything? Also: We should totally outrun Perrine. Start now or something.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)19:58 No.17687855
    >Super Hornet
    >Not the Indestructible Thunderbolt II.

    Eh, that's your choice I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:58 No.17687858
    I thought the relics were PANTIES. If we collect them all, something magical is bound to happen...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:58 No.17687861
    I'd say sweets. They are kids and they're a treat, especially during wartime.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)19:58 No.17687866

    Fuck off.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)19:59 No.17687885
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    She stalks towards you, eyes boring into yours, hand playing with the lapel of her shirt. Rounding the table, she advances on you. You don't realize you're retreating until you bump into the countertop behind you. You stare into her eyes as she gets closer...

    ... closer...

    ... very close now...

    ... her hand reaches out towards you, becoming, inviting... moving right towards YOUR SAMMICH.

    You duck under her arm and bolt down the hallway, cradling your precious cargo as Charlotte chases you. Spotting a laundry chute, you sprint over and hurl your hand into it.

    Charlotte comes to a skidding halt besides you, and sticks her head into the chute. "Aww, wh'd you do... wait."

    You're already halfway down the hall, your sammich still in hand. Ducking behind one of those silly suits of armor decorating this hall, you catch your breath.

    "Sup," says Ian's voice from behind a potted plant further down the hallway.

    "... what the hell are you doing?"

    "What the hell are YOU doing?"

    Good point. You decide not to press it. Instead, you inform him of the upcoming journey to East(Christ)church.

    "Sounds good. Are you planning any more shenanigans before you we get going?"

    Well, are you?

    >Visit Witch (Specify)
    >Extra actions?
    >Trolling (specify)
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:00 No.17687890
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    Hey I know this might have been better to bring up at the beginning of the thread, or even THE beginning but did we ever get a name for our cocky pilot?

    And if everyone wanted to keep him nameless and I'm ruining the fun I'll shut up then.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:00 No.17687897
    >using the m-word
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:00 No.17687898
    We did kinda manhandle Yoshika during the fight and she's been pretty bro to us, and Sanya's our new wing... uhh... witch.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:00 No.17687899
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.17687905
    How many sidewinders/witches could we fit on a C-130?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.17687907
    Troll Minna, unequip pants.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.17687909
    No, when you combine the panties we collected over four games, we combine them and we get Iron Man's suit. It's kinda big and means we can't enter most doors with it on, but it is fucking sweet.

    Didn't you know that? I thought this was /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.17687915

    visit trude and sakabroto.

    they are the only ones we're cool with we aint seen yet. might as well see if they got any shit they need if we're gonna do a shopping run.

    alternately, meet a new witch.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:02 No.17687920
    We do need to forge that love note, we could do that now or we could have one of the crew do it during the flight.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:02 No.17687922
    I say we troll Charlotte with our sammich some more because of lawdy that never gets old.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:02 No.17687931

    >Abandoned SAMMICH

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:03 No.17687939
    Oh shit! Changing my vote to this!
    Old Vote:
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)20:03 No.17687943
    Sorry for massive delays, my internet took a shite. To apologize I'll run for an extra hour tonight. And/or give you all something Shiny. Come up with something appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:03 No.17687948

    We can ask trude what Minna might want.

    Then we can choose something terrible.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:04 No.17687955
    Nah, lets try to troll the French Tart by getting out of here as quickly as possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:05 No.17687970

    why do we gotta play crappy tsundere games with minna?

    why cant there just be legitimate tension/hatred between opposite gendered characters?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:05 No.17687979
    He needs a trollface on his helmet.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.17687986
    I guess because it's fun. Minna's not terribly bad. She just has a massive stick up her ass that needs to be prodded every now and then to remind her that it's there.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.17687989

    My vote goes for visiting Hartmann and Barkhorn, because really, we all need more Germans.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.17687991
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.17687992

    You have a better course of action? Put it forward. I'm actually stumped on how to take the next step.
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    I like where this is going.
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.17688012
    >Visit Witch (Specify)
    trude and sakabroto

    >Trolling (specify)
    Let Charlotte capture the SAMMICH... but eat all of the bratwurst first! Then run like hell.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.17688016
    Visit Sakamoto.

    She's always been pretty bro to us and our aircrew. Might as well continue that by asking if she wants us to pick up something while we're out.

    That, and she would come at us with that sword of hers if we went alcohol shopping and didn't get her anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.17688019
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    Have Minna walk into her room naked after a shower. Then our plan shall be complete.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.17688026
    Awesome, that is a great troll! The empty victory!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.17688031
    Visit Trude. See if she wants anything.

    Continue eating our sandwich before Yeager catches up!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.17688034
    It's a good thing I wasn't here for the very first WAT DO, because I would have had you smack the shit out of her for drawing a gun without using it. Firearms 101, you little slut.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.17688050

    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.17688053
    Welcome to /tg/, we love tsunderes. In rare cases, we are tsundere for tsundere, leading to very interesting situations.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.17688057
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.17688062

    just do some silly shit to pass the time until we go back to england then wave our gigantic dicks in all of our old buddies faces about getting ace-in-a-day then go on zany shopping advetures with perrine, ending in some sort of cliffhanger?

    if we really bust play stupid stsundere games with someone, trude is also a stickler for the rules but much less of a cunt about it and never tries to blue v blue anyone. also, those twintales.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.17688075
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.17688077
    >Get our crew together
    >Find Sakabroto if we can/ask if she wants anything
    >Fuck it, Trude,Yoshika, and Sanya can be included in this if we can find them
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:13 No.17688081

    >Outtsun the tsundere

    Man, I miss Maid Quest...
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)20:15 No.17688113
    >Extra actions?
    Try to troll the French Tart by getting out of here as quickly as possible. Preferably forcing her to race after us. Wait till she is in the shower or otherwise occupied, then bolt.

    We need to do that love note. But this kind of thing needs the hand of an expert. And we need a sample of Minna's writing to copy. It might be a little risky to do with with Perrine tagging along, her hawkeyes will spot that pad from a mile away.

    Also, Minna's stationary is personalized right? So to write a love note we only need one page, not the whole book. Artifacts and all that.
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    >forge a love note to sakabroto

    how would pilot know that there was any sort of suspected thing there? are you suggesting we metagame.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:19 No.17688172
    We should leave immediatly for our destination and get it all done before anyone can stop us. If we have an escort, how will we get things that people will hate?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:19 No.17688176
    Hell no, we just picked the witch with the best sense of humor. They are friends after all.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:19 No.17688177
    For those who need images:
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:19 No.17688179

    Because Perrine went total batshit on us for speaking with Sakabroto?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:19 No.17688182
    is to troll Frenchie, who has already warned us off by way of strangulation.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:20 No.17688187

    Not really. It's plausible.

    Frenchcunt threatened to kill us if we got too close to Sakamoto.

    >We can extrapolate she likes her

    We hate/dislike/tsundere Minna

    >All we need to implicate her into this since we have her notepad.

    That Minna actually LIKES sakamoto is a happy coincidence. /trollface.jpg
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    "I have a few Witches to talk too," you tell Ian. "Then we're leaving. An hour or two."

    "I thought we were going to leave after nightfall? Crash at Eastchurch, pick up our shit and the booze and return around noon?"

    "Change of plans," you say. "Somebody decided to assign themselves as our escort. I don't want to be around for that."

    Ian sticks his head out of the ferns and scowls at the crotch of the armored suit, between who's legs you're squinting. "Aren't you going a little hard on those girls? They've been great, all things considered. Why don't you back off?"

    "It's Perrine."

    Ian ducks into the ferns again almost instantly. "Right. Nevermind."

    You wander around the dormitories at random with no luck before going to the lounge, where you find Trude and Erica, well, lounging.

    "Uh, Trude? Me and mine are making a jaunt to Eastchurch later tonight. While we're off-base, is there anything anybody wants us to pick up...?"

    "Oh, my god, yes!" Trude says. Erica is actually looking awake for a change.

    "Erica, could you go find the others and tell them somebody's making a run to town?"

    "Eastchurch isn't town," Erica complains. "They don't know the shops." She lays down again, yawning.

    "Erica, please?"

    "Why won't you do it? I'll stay here with...." Erica evaluates Trude's expression carefully. You're looking at the back of Trude's head, so you don't know what's up. "Okay. Okay, geez, I'll find them." Reluctantly she rises and jogs off.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:23 No.17688225
    >Erotic Asphyxiation
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:25 No.17688244
    Nononononono! Not Trude! I actually like her! I don't want to shoot her down!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:26 No.17688272
    >Visit Witch (Specify)
    Sakabroto, Yoshika to tell of our journey and to ask if they want anything. They have to provide money for more expensive items.

    Zucchini, if we find her, for some light hearted trolling.

    >Extra actions?

    Wait until Perrine is otherwise occupied and leave. Preferably if she's in a shower. She can catch up, yeah? Probably put in some practice with the new plane dicking about with her.


    Get sum dakka just in case. Fucking martians everywhere, you never know. Sean w/ Basket hilted claymore and get you other guys some extra if you can find it.

    >Trolling (specify)

    Notepad requires some special attention, since forging anything on it will be pretty difficult, and she WILL know about it if news comes around of some particular shenanigans.

    Suggestion: Use it not for trolling, but for a specific, important purpose. Perhaps this could be used to requisition some important items later.

    Get some light trolling in with Zucchini, just because. All in good fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:28 No.17688295
    >Ask Trude, Sakabroto, Yoshika, and Sanya if they need anything
    >All the witches
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:28 No.17688297
    wait, is trude trying to get some alone time with us?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:29 No.17688302
    Love Note has to suggest that Sakabroto likes that shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.17688325
    Get booze for Sakabroto and possibly a few Germans.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.17688334

    well we do need to at least get introduced to all of em eventually.

    also, lol eilas gonna be pissed we scared sanya out of the kitchen and then threw them both out of her bed. oh well, whats one more hater huh?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:32 No.17688346
    Hey, as long as she doesn't know we were the ones that bounces her.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.17688357
    bounced* even
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.17688390
    >Maintain high altitude when we leave.
    >Catch frenchy on radar
    >Bounce her ass
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)20:38 No.17688403
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    "So you're making a run to Eastchurch? Why not take the ferry to the mainland?"

    "That's the 442nds base," you explain. It's actually a boggy shithole near the cold, miserable cost and the natural nesting ground of fog-banks, an airbase so miserable the RAF gave it to the Navy, but you don't add that. Being based at Castle Barin is going to have some perks, for sure. "We need to pick up our personal effects. Like our clothes."

    "Oh," Trude says, seeming to brighten a bit. "Well, you don't need pants here. If you're officially in the unit, I mean."

    You frown. "How do you already know that?"

    "Duh. It's a small unit completely consisting of women. The rumor mill may as well be telepathic around here."

    Well, she's got a point there. "So, did *you* want anything while we were out?"

    Trude shrugs. "Not really. And anything I did want you can't even get, due to the war."

    You nod sagely, as if this is a terrible burden that nobody can avoid. "What's your addiction?"

    "... schnapps," she admits quietly. "Mint schnapps. But with the Martian base in Normandy, and every plane flying the Germany-Russia route loaded with ammo or war materiel... it's not like schnapps is being imported anymore. And the British sure don't bother making it, not any worth a d- worth tasting, you know?"

    "Don't I know it. Hey, at least we can still get coffee!"

    "At twice the price," Trude grumbles.

    You shrug. "It *is* all overland now. But South America is still growing it, so we still drink it."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:38 No.17688411
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:40 No.17688438
    we definitely need pants. thats something else we should try to get the witches used to
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:40 No.17688443
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    By dammit, we shall find this girl some mint schnapps!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:40 No.17688444
    I second this like the first of the north star.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:41 No.17688463
    >"Well, you don't need pants here. If you're officially in the unit, I mean."

    planefag, do you have a paypal account? I need to give you ALL MY MONEY, fuckin laughed my pants off
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:41 No.17688464
    But after we get them all to FINALLY wear pants, we should go without.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.17688468

    Tertiary bonus mission active: aquire schnapps
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.17688473
    Find some and dole it out for good perfomance, more like.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.17688475
    Let's keep the tradition alive.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.17688476

    There must be some displaced Karlslanders in Britannia who brew the thing.


    (Planefag, need to find out what Minna likes as well)
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:43 No.17688483
    This sounds about right.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.17688504

    If we are getting schnapps then we are getting schnapps for us, I mean, sure she could buy it off us for say, wearing pants for the next month, but that is a big maybe.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.17688513

    Eila and Sanya are the closest to wearing pants. They'd be easiest to convert.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.17688517
    New priority: Secure schnapps.

    Its the perfect drink for 14 year old girls, it tastes sweet and they wont bitch about the burn. Get some innoculous flavor like lemonaid, get ALL the witches wasted with a lemonaid stand 'for the orphans'.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:46 No.17688531
    They can pay us by wearing pants.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:47 No.17688547
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    >Aviators for everyone
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:48 No.17688558
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)20:49 No.17688567
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    You and Trude talk casually for a good ten minutes, just shooting the breeze, until Erica returns, waving some paper. Several sheets of paper, in fact. "Everybody wants everything!"

    Well, on an island base that's to be expected, you suppose. You look over it briefly. "Nothing for Luuchini?"

    "She threw a hubcap at me when I tried to wake her up," Erica grumps.

    "And Sakamoto?"

    Erica shrugs. "She just said to make some of your payload the 'good stuff' and not the 'cheap shit.'" Whatever that means.

    Oh, Sakamoto. She seems to have a remarkably thorough knowledge of everything that goes on in this huge old castle. You produce a pencil from your pocket and add "flask" next to Sakamoto's name. Either for her, or to replace Sean's.

    You purse your lips and tap the eraser-end of the pencil against them. "Hmm. Is there anything Sanya or Yoshika would like, but are too polite to ask for?"

    Trude smiles. "You sure have them pegged, all right. Yoshika has been dying for some fish."

    You quirk an eyebrow. "What, you don't get any here?"

    "She wants a crack at it before it's cooked."

    "Oh, she cooks?"

    "No, she eats it raw."

    You give Trude a look of complete and utter horror, and she shrugs helplessly. "She calls it soo-shee or something. But we only get cooked salmon here. The market in Eastchurch should have a good variety - if you have time, of course."

    "And Sanya?"

    "A pitch pipe."

    You blink. "Wait, what?"

    Erica hops over to the grand piano decorating one corner of the room and runs her hand down the keyboard, making you wince.

    "I see. Yeah, guess that would be hard to scrounge up on an airbase."

    "Oh, one more thing," Erica says, and you look back at her. She's holding Sean's .38 revolver out to you, butt-first. "Sean dropped this last night after he saved my life."

    You stare at Erica suspiciously, eyeing her skimpy outfit up and down. "Just where the hell were you hiding THAT?"

    She winks. "Guess."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:49 No.17688570
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.17688574
    >Getting 14 year old drunk so the DO wear pants

    We're like the Anti-Lolicons.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.17688583
    If we go pantsless, we need a speedo/bannana hammoc to go with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:52 No.17688602
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    Hell Yes!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:53 No.17688615
    We need to acquire the most hideous boxers possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:53 No.17688620
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:54 No.17688623

    "Not interested."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:54 No.17688628

    gigantic boxers that might as well be shorts, basically defeating the purpose.

    boxers with hearts on em.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:54 No.17688631
    "Up your ass, prison-style"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)20:55 No.17688651
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:56 No.17688655

    "Maybe when you're older."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)20:56 No.17688657
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.17688717
    Would work better if they knew it was hootch, I was going for full stealth to get them all drunk then use their suggestible state to get them to put some clothes on, no way they'd pay for lemonaid by actually dressing.

    Wait. Why dont witches just wear dresses, they could be decently long and still not get in the way of the strike units....?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.17688721
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    The little devil saunters off, looking quite pleased with herself, and with your expression.

    "She hid it in the piano," Trude whispers to you. "Ignore her, she's not used to having men around she can harass."

    "She has 250 kills?" you mutter in disbelief.

    With that task complete, you dash to your room, strap on your sidearm (with four rounds left for it, since nobody in the entire base seems to have .45 ACP to spare, just more fucking 9mm,) slip on your uniform cap, and dash to the tarmac as fast as possible, checking for Frenchy at every corner. You make it to the last doorway, check your Six for the Hound of Gaul, and make it to your aircraft unnoticed.

    Except for Sakamoto, that is. She's walking around your Black Widow as Ian and Sean gush over the new features to her.

    "Ah. Our man of the hour," Sakamoto says loudly, making all three of you wince. "Relax. Perrine's in the dorms, primping."

    Ian glances around the cavernous hangar suspiciously and edges closer to the plane.

    "You can trust her," you assure him. "Sakamoto has a funny way of knowing everything that's going on."

    Sakamoto throws her head back and laughs in that booming way of hers, then leans closer to you and lifts her eyepatch to reveal that strange retina of hers. "I see all. I hear all. I know all!" She turns to Ian. "Don't worry, I won't tell Perrine until you're in the air.

    "Actually, could you give us..." you think, guesstimating the time-to-altitude of your new engines. "About fifteen minutes?"

    Sakamoto grins at you devilishly. "No problem."

    She's about to leave you to your devices when one last thing hits you. "Ah, Sakamoto, about Minna..."

    She stops, and doesn't turn to face you. "Yes?"

    "I'm picking up some treats for Sanya and Yoshika. Minna... she isn't that bad, we just got off on the wrong foot, and..."

    "Yes?" Sakamoto asks again, and her tone is unreadable.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.17688729
    Air intakes.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:03 No.17688750
    I need you to write her a love note implying you enjoy Erotic Asphyxiation
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:04 No.17688768
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    >sakamoto unreadable

    that seems not-good
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:04 No.17688769

    If this isn't the plan to get the exact opposite I officially hate you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:05 No.17688787
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:06 No.17688798

    Eh, we still pulled a number on her the last time.

    This is a make-nice-a-little gift.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.17688808
    'whatshouldwepickupforherwhilewe'reout?' Said very quickly.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.17688809
    SHE HAS A SWORD. We like our dick where it is, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.17688810

    Hate you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:08 No.17688818
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    Rule of Acquisition # 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:08 No.17688827
    I believe the word you're looking for is Tsun.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.17688835
    I just started to watch ds9 due to playing sto and I love quark
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.17688836
    This, and then, quickly, ask what she'd want.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.17688837
    My vote
    Also, fake a cough right before it
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.17688845
    fuck that shit. we're just being nice, not asking her out, you faggots
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:10 No.17688863
    Also WE GIVE NO FUCKS. Stop being pussies.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:11 No.17688864

    Die in a fire.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:11 No.17688867
    What do you think Minna would want?

    Was that so goddamn hard?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:12 No.17688883
    There will be no dating of Minna, not while there is Shirley or Trude around.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:12 No.17688894
    This is the perfect chance to get the note written, we have to do it!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:13 No.17688911
    How about, there will be no dating of anyone. Witches and hoes, man. We're just in it for the ass.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)21:13 No.17688914
    >sticking with 4 .45 ACP rounds when there is an abundace of 9mm
    We compensating for something or just stupid? 4 big boolits is less dakka and less killy than hundreds of smaller boolits.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:14 No.17688928
    Whatever we get Minna we have to get it to her in a trollish way

    We've got a reputation to uphold after all

    Don't need to be a dick, just need to mock her
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:14 No.17688930

    We're getting her a nice pair of pants, what are her sizes?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:15 No.17688949
    I think we should wait for the next trip and get everyone pants.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:15 No.17688950
    this and the note, a great combo
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:17 No.17688973
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    I don't know where this is going. Is Mio jealous?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:17 No.17688976
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    >Hound of Gaul

    Why can't I stop laughing?
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)21:18 No.17688987
    Hey don't we have velcro now? Or snap fasteners? We could always invent tear-away pants like a boss.

    Things to do:
    - Get a crate of .45 APC ammo. Better to have too much than too little right? Ian uses .45 too. Seam uses .38, get some of that too.
    - Don't forget the sandwich shenanigans! D:

    >sticking with 4 .45 ACP rounds when there is an abundace of 9mm
    We compensating for something or just stupid? 4 big boolits is less dakka and less killy than hundreds of smaller boolits.

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:18 No.17688990

    They're BFFs. While Mio's pretty bro. She'd probably be quite angry if we were going to do something really mean to Minna.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:19 No.17689012
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    "... a peace offering?"

    Sakamoto turns half-way to face you, but only enough for you to see her profile. "I... I don't know."


    "Something useful, I'd think. That's always nice for anybody to get. Even if they don't use it, it's more then a gag, or a toy, you know?"

    You nod.

    "Have a nice trip. I have a very slow walk to make to Perrine's quarters." She waves, laughs again, and stalks into the gloom of the hangar.

    Your aircraft has been serviced and fueled to 50% full, which is more then enough for the 26-mile jaunt from the Dover cliffs to Eastchurch. You roar down that silly landing strip and into the air without a hitch, and, minding the engine's funny habits, begin climbing for altitude.

    "Looks like a storm front's building over France," Ian observes. "It'll be blowing clouds in here before long."

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:20 No.17689016
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    "What does Minna want?"

    Are we just going to be that one asshole everyone knows who just doesn't know when to stop with the pranks?
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)21:21 No.17689023
    Its perfectly in character. If you've been paying attention to how we think of Minna, we are pretty fucking tsundere. I just notice and use that.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:21 No.17689030
    Get her some flowers. It's a good 'I'm sorry I yelled at you" present
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:21 No.17689031
    Velcro is not until 1948.

    I think we should do a bit of looking around for Minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:22 No.17689039

    ...Oh Hells' Bells. We're gonna have to come up with this ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:22 No.17689040
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    >Even if they don't use it, it's more then a gag, or a toy, you know?"
    So....a dildo?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:24 No.17689064
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    I like the pants idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:24 No.17689068

    We despise the girl. We think her unfit for command. We did get some measure of respect for her when seeing her deal with the brass. That's the current situation regarding Minna. Don't read your stupid shit into this.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:25 No.17689074

    Dildo it is!

    Though we should be sure to personalise it for her, maybe a custom paint job.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:25 No.17689077
    Get a dildo, make a joke about it. (We're going to a fetish shop anyways for perrine.)

    Then get her something useful. Maybe a knife?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:25 No.17689083

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:26 No.17689089

    Ass-less chaps.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:26 No.17689090
    pants that are obviously too big.

    well you LOOK like an KL...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:26 No.17689096
    Get ripaway pants, like strippers use.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:26 No.17689097

    Perrine won't get anything. That bitch can get her stuff herself.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.17689100
    That should be the obvious gag-gift
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.17689101


    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.17689106
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    At around fourteen minutes after takeoff, Ian breaks in. "About time to take a look, eh?" You silently roll the big P-61 inverted, and all three of you stare downwards at Castle Barin five thousand feet below. The sun is setting, long golden rays slashing across England to the West, and the darkening clouds gathering in the air serve to hide your black-painted P-61 nicely against the sky.

    "There she is," Ian says with satisfaction, and sure enough there's the almost imperceptible blur of something tiny and distant tearing along the castle's runway. Compared to an aircraft, a Strike Witch is *tiny.*

    "Already lost her," you say as soon as Perrine makes it over the water. "Damn, I didn't think about visibility."

    "You stupid dink, you've got a gun-laying scope in your instrument panel," Sean says. "Look towards your dick. You know where that is, right? Just above it... riiiight there, good boy, it's the round glass thing with all the green lights."

    You grunt, conceding the point, and shove the P-61s nose down. With a flash of insight, you cut the throttles, hurtling out of the sky as quietly as possible.

    Which is not very. But still.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.17689115
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    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)21:28 No.17689126
    We despise the girl.
    We think her unfit for command.
    We did get some measure of respect for her when seeing her deal with the brass.
    That's the current situation. Don't read stupid shit into this.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:28 No.17689127

    bounce the shit outta perrine!

    wait thatll blow our cover as the bouncer...

    ah shit whatever lets do this.
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:29 No.17689134
    So, are we going to throttle the engines back up just as we're on top of Perrine and scare the bejeezus out of her?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:29 No.17689139

    I have an idea. We get her a nice notepad, to replace the one she threw at us, and a pair of pants. Maybe a fancy pen or something too.

    We fold the pants up in such a way that we can hide the notepad in the pants, and present the gift to Minna. That way, we keep up the outward apperance of trolling while still giving her a worthwhile present.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:30 No.17689145

    You are a massive weeaboo dickhole.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:30 No.17689151
    Wouldn't be that hard, even if they are assless chaps, they are going to be so big she could make a sail out of them.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:31 No.17689167
    That actually sounds like a good idea.
    But will the pants be about the right size, or hilariously too big?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:32 No.17689175
    She may be unfit for command, but she's the only witch whose shown any leadership ability. The girls need a leader, and we'll have to make due with her. We can't do it ourselves because (at the moment) we aren't a witch, and thus fundamentally out of touch with them.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:32 No.17689177
    Gag Gift = Dildo/Mold of our Dick contained in a box

    Other Gift = A watch of some sort, or a notebook.

    Alternate Psyche-out gift = Her notepad with a few pages torn out of it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:33 No.17689180

    Parachute pants.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.17689193
    Get her a pocket watch with a picture of us doing a trollface
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.17689197

    I like >>17689139 as well.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.17689198

    I stated the facts about our feelings regarding Minna. Need states that she has to stay in command. Doesn't matter that we think a brick could do a better job.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.17689214
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    Perrine is not paying attention at all, tearing overland as she makes best time towards Eastchurch. You imagine she's cursing like a sailor as well. Or Sakamoto. Same difference. Her best time is pretty damn good, too - in a straight drag you doubt you could catch her with anything resembling surprise.

    With the dive assist, though... now that's different. You level out as low as possible to keep Perrine out of the ground-clutter, and the scope in front of you begins showing returns as Sean engages it for you. You've already lost the Witch against the darkening terrain and sky, but the scope picks her out nicely. Something about magic engines in operation; they play merry hell with radio waves, so if you look for the snarly ugly thing on any scope, that's your Witch. You guide closer with your scope until you acquire her visually.

    "Nice view from here," Ian says wryly, then flips on the radio as you close on Perrine at high velocity. "SAC-RAE-BLOO, SWEETCHEECKS!" he yodels as you thunder under Perrine at 460 MPH.

    Ian clicks off the radio almost immediately. "Ignoring her on the R/T will burn her ass good," he says smugly.

    "Sounded as if you like her ass just the way it is," Sean snickers from the back, and Ian remains silent, ever the unflappable gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.17689220
    I say we go with this. It's both trolling and caring. Which is pretty much what the two sides want to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:37 No.17689238
    >Mold of our dick
    No that would just be ultra-creepy. Stick with the dildo.
    But it has to be a classy dildo. No boring grey steel, something like bronze.
    And we hide it inside pants or flowers.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:38 No.17689245
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    Oh, that was great. We'll get it when we finally land, but it was worth it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:38 No.17689250
    Let's don't go with the dildo plan.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:38 No.17689252
    >Worth it
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:39 No.17689263
    waggle our wings to rub the message in and head to our objective
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)21:39 No.17689266
    Perhaps one of those fancy watches with altimeters built in? A pilot would find that useful. Works for both gifts, wrap watch around dildo, or jam in pockets so she finds the real gift after putting on some damn pants. Also, buy aviators for errybody.
    >> Will 01/26/12(Thu)21:40 No.17689271
    I agree with this course of action. It's practicality wrapped in a thick layer of trolling. literally.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.17689279
    Casting my vote for Pants+ Altimeter watch
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:42 No.17689293
    Do those even exist at the time? I mean, you did have analog computers and slide rules, but still.

    If kosher, then by all means go for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:42 No.17689295
    Aviators for everyone (assuming we can afford it)
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:42 No.17689300
    An altimeter-watch sounds nice.

    I think the aviator glasses are the one thing that everyone can agree on, at least.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.17689310
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    You use your remaining smash to zoom-climb a bit, though you only grab about a thousand feet before your surplus runs out. You open the throttles a bit to keep climbing, but not too much - even though you've got enough, fuel is a crucial war materiel and you're not supposed to waste it.

    Climbing to altitude to bounce Witches is a training exercise, as far as you're concerned. They need to learn from somebody, you know?

    "Oh she maaad," Sean drawls. "Coming in hot."

    You shrug. "Let her. I don't have the energy to play around." Or the altitude or energy to actually win if you tried, though you don't say that. "She climbing for a perch."

    "Negatory, right up the ass."

    You and Ian both snort, and you hear the top turret whirr as it slews around, slaved to Seans remote gunsight. A few seconds later, Ian keys his mic. "Daaaakkkadakkadakka honey, you're dead!"

    "What! I've got a bead on YOU!"

    "And Sean says you're the prettiest target he ever pointed the turret at," Ian says.

    "I did not," Sean grumps uselessly.

    "Well - I - I have a shield! That's legitimate Witch tactics!"

    They go on like that for some time as you motor across England and towards Eastchurch.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.17689311
    if we can't, well we shoplift
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.17689314
    Which is why we need to train her (in our own unconventional fashion). And we can't train her if she won't listen to us. Many Drill Sargents go into the barracks at night and give the recruits a pep talk once in a while. She's no good to anybody if she has an emotional breakdown, and being a little bit nice to her might prevent this.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.17689315
    I'm for the altimeter-watch and aviators.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.17689319
    You people should stick with gifts that no one wants for everyone, we aren't santa being a jerk is a full time occupation and you cannot afford to play favorites. If you do they'll want something nice EVERY TIME you go to town, but if you get them all shit or things that will cost them in other ways, then they wont ask, which is kinda what we want.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.17689321
    We might be an ass, but we are not stupid either. Fake dong would be in the stupid category.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:44 No.17689336
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:45 No.17689345

    They certainly had watches made for pilots (which you must call a CHRONOMETER at every opportunity for maximum pilot arrogance,) and they typically did/do have a rotating ring around the glass (bezel?) with numbers on it, which you could use as a slide-rule style device for various things. indicated-vs-true airspeed being a common one, things like that. Perhaps somebody could find pictures?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:46 No.17689359
    I believe one of our original goals is to turn all the witches into cocky hot shot don't give a fuck pilots. Which includes aviators.

    As for paying for them. wouldn't the airbase have some?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:46 No.17689368

    Point taken.

    >captcha: Gertrude dunera1
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:48 No.17689388
    If it exists, yus.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:48 No.17689389
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    quick Google search found this
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)21:49 No.17689393
    >forgot this was on tonight
    >check tg
    >have to catch up all threads err thread
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:50 No.17689427

    As you approach Eastchurch, you find, with absolutely no surprise whatsoever, that the shithole bog the English call "moors" and you call a "shithole bog" is completely socked-in. The sun has set, as well, and in the darkness the landing lights of the airstrip cannot be seen.

    "Aww, look at little Miss Frenchy," Sean chuckles.

    "We can't see her, asshole, she's behind us. Stop being cute."

    "She's reaching a hand out towards our tail boom, not ten feet away from it," Sean chuckles. "Like she wants to grab onto it. Probably doesn't think I can see it in the dark."

    An idea grabs you. "AlllllRIGHTY THEN." You take control of the radio and key your mic button. "Perrine, we're about to land. I'll go in first, let the ground crews know a Witch is coming so they can get ready to store your Striker." And with that, you abruptly cut the engines and push the nose down, dropping away from Perrine.

    "You cheap bastard," Ian says, not entirely without feeling.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:51 No.17689442
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    >As for paying for them. wouldn't the airbase have some?

    NOW you are thinking like a military man.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:53 No.17689468
    Here the source:

    There's a whole forum for these, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:53 No.17689471
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    I feel tingly.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689549
    Odds that Perrine will put some 9mm rounds through our dicks by the end of the war?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689560
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    So, a dildo, watch and Aviators for everyone?

    Just call us santa.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689561
    As for paying, we are commissioned during wartime, the fuck else is all of our pay doing other than looking pretty in a bank for when we get out?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689562
    even money
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689563
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    To her credit, Perrine manages to go a whole thirty seconds before breaking radio silence. "I can't see the landing lights. Can't your squadron even make bright lights? Lord have Mercy!"

    Eastchurch is technically an RAF naval station airbase, and much of the base personnel are English. If there was any hope of them lighting the place up better for Perrine, she blew it the instant she talked rudely with a French accent.

    You take the sheets of paper of the shopping list and rub them together to make 'static.' "Lights uh - full bla - posi - ove-"

    "You're breaking up," Perrine says, voice strained. "Come in, over?"

    There's a sharp crack of thunder, and the Widow begins swaying slightly as the wind picks up a little. Landing is going to be Fun.

    "We can't see you, come in, over? Perrine, where are you? Land already, would you!?" you say softly into your mouthpiece, pulling your mask open a bit so the engine's roar will obscure the message.

    "I can't see the ground!" Perrine wails. "There's fog everywhere, and it's dark! Fire flares, please!"
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689564
    Something I still don't quite grok. When the pilot locks the turret it acts like a gun blister. But when it unlocks and the other crew aim it, how do they see where it is pointed? Do they have some sort of scope or sight, or do they just watch the stream of tracers? Google isn't much help.

    >No that would just be ultra-creepy. Stick with the dildo. But it has to be a classy dildo. No boring grey steel, something like bronze. And we hide it inside pants or flowers.
    I wouldn't suggest actually doing this. But if you get a nice big basket of beautiful flowers, you could hide the dildo upright in the middle. Eventually the flowers will wilt away and...

    >We fold the pants up in such a way that we can hide the notepad in the pants, and present the gift to Minna. That way, we keep up the outward apperance of trolling while still giving her a worthwhile present.

    - Hide the notepad and pen in a pocket.
    - Wear the pants when you go to meet Minna.
    - "I have a gift for you!"
    - Take off pants.
    - Fold up pants nicely, hand pants to Minna.
    - ???????
    - RUN
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689565

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.17689566
    approaching unity.

    worth it though.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:00 No.17689569
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:00 No.17689576
    I give it a ten% chance.

    The minna kills us? 75%
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:02 No.17689604
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    Look at this baby. I say we get it for her, if we can find it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:02 No.17689606
    The other two crew have a gun sight which they aim. Turret then aims at their aimpoint using electronics.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:03 No.17689620
    You can't waste flares on something like this! We'll get some lights sorted when we land and get a cup of tea.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:03 No.17689623
    Hmmm...will we wait until she cries?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:03 No.17689626
    Both the forward gunner and rear radar operator/gunner have moving sights that move with the turret when they're active.
    >> Marius 01/26/12(Thu)22:04 No.17689632
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:04 No.17689634
    >But when it unlocks and the other crew aim it, how do they see where it is pointed?

    Watch this video of a restored, power-operated B-25 tail gun being moved. See how the black box in the tail gunner's compartment is moving around? That's his reflector gunsight. It's slaved, via remote, to the guns. On the P-61, the rear radar operator and the guy sitting behind the pilot in the front (who's job is specifically "gunner," as well as co-pilot,) have similar sights, and they can transfer control from one to the other. They also had chairs mounted on swivels, so they could track with it.

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:04 No.17689635
    Or...she could just crash and burn. There is that.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:06 No.17689657
    give her flare i guess. she aint that great a pilot she might legitimately die.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:06 No.17689661

    Still a witch. We can dream though.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)22:06 No.17689667
    Im leaning to properly sized stripper pants, so even our troll gift will end up being useful. TRY to get perrine to find comfortable (aka slightly loose) pants, what is loose to her should be snug to minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:08 No.17689683
    30min long ww2-era video on the P-61
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:08 No.17689685
    Yeah, so why are we trying to get a witch killed, exactly?

    Low-visibility landings are a BITCH if you don't have instruments to rely on. Who's idea was this, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:08 No.17689686
    i was JUST watching that
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:09 No.17689694
    Yeah, this seems like we are being a tad too dickish
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:09 No.17689698
    Watched that whole thing a few threads ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:09 No.17689700

    Stop crying. She can just stay in the air.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:11 No.17689724
    witches can fly super slow and VTOL anyway. worst that happens she ends up landing in a bit of water and getting wet. she can swim.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:11 No.17689727
    It's actually not even dickish. It's a court-martial worthy offense under the Uniform Military Code of Justice.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:12 No.17689734
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    Man, after our constant airborne trolling, one of these days some poor Martian motherfucker's gonna try bouncing a Witch and get torn to shreds for his trouble.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:12 No.17689736
    I vote we DON'T kill the witch, even if it is perrine.

    ONLY because of the fact that minna will probably kill us where we stand if thats the case.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:12 No.17689737
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    "You should go smoke a cock, buddy," Ian says to you, and keys his mic switch. "Perrine, listen for our engines. Can you hear them?"

    "Distantly, I'm not sure where you are?"

    You hear the roar of air entering Ian's cockpit over the intercom, and something bright flashes in the night above you. "See that?"

    "Yes!" Perrine says, and the relief in her voice makes you feel pretty low.

    You remember the choking, and the gun, and feel much better almost immediately. But still.

    "I can hear you better now!" Perrine says, which is no surprise because you've throttled up again, flying the downwind leg by experience and familiarity.

    "Okay, we're going to use our radar system to guide onto the runway. You stay right behind us and you can land with us, okay?"

    "O-okay," Perrine says, sounding tremulous.

    Sean configures the radar, and before long you see the bright flash of the airbase's directional radio beam flash on your radar. You go through the requisite landing-request chatter, keep one ear cocked to the auditory tones that are keeping you lined up with the runway, and soon enough you see the ground - about two seconds before your wheels slam into it, which is average. Having landed here many times before you know exactly where the ground is on the altimeter, but even for a good pilot, landing at an unfamiliar, socked-in airfield is a bit nerve-wracking - the ASL given on the charts isn't always exactly accurate.

    "She's down," Sean says.

    You obey the ATC like a good little boy and taxi over to your old revetment, shutting down the engines with lightning speed, kicking open the bottom trapdoor, dropping out of the aircraft without using the ladder and you bolt for a hangar almost the instant your feet touch tarmac.

    Perrine catches you anyways.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:13 No.17689750

    And why would that be? "Oh no! Somebody flying a plane is forced to land! Better throw someone not involved into prison!"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:13 No.17689753
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:14 No.17689762
    >implying perrine isn't batshit insane.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:14 No.17689765
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:14 No.17689771
    oh lord who art in heaven, hallowed-slightly-more-than-us be thy name. please let us leave this conversation with as many limbs as we entered with
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:15 No.17689773
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)22:15 No.17689778
    Amazing stuff... It boggles the mind sometimes how much technology we had back then, years before the microchip. This kind of electronic targeting was pretty rare right? I've seen plenty of videos of men literally door-gunning for large bombers and they must have done it by eye. Can't imagine how they fared at night.

    Dude she's a witch, she has shields. The worst thing that will happen is she gets her panties snagged on a weathervane or goes for a swim.
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:16 No.17689785
    Ian, you god damn softy!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:16 No.17689793
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:17 No.17689800

    The problem is that we didn't tell them what a stupid whore she's been to us. Maybe they'd have gone with us on this prank.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:17 No.17689802
    >"You should go smoke a cock, buddy," Ian

    yeah, our crew is siding against us with the witches.

    maybe we should reel it in a little.

    ONLY A LITTLE though.
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)22:17 No.17689807
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:17 No.17689811
    Face our destiny, not with trepidation, but with courage.

    Do not fear fate.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:18 No.17689816

    Nothing wrong here, though it wouldn't hurt to get her to consider getting some better sensor gear so bouncing her wouldn't be so easy. That and we're REALLY pressed for time so if she has something to say she can say it walking.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:18 No.17689817

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:18 No.17689821
    we're being too dickish. Really.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:18 No.17689822
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    "Hey, Perrine."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:19 No.17689836

    Put it back into your pants.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:19 No.17689837
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:19 No.17689838
    >You remember the choking, and the gun
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:19 No.17689840
    "Ok... Dick move, but you DID have a gun pointed at me"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:20 No.17689854
    We're not uninvolved. She's flying with us, on our wing, we abandon her and let her die, it's criminal negligence.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:21 No.17689856
    True, the gun thing alone would earn her a pistol-whipping elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:21 No.17689861
    >Payback sucks, huh?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:21 No.17689869
    >Amazing stuff... It boggles the mind sometimes how much technology we had back then, years before the microchip. This kind of electronic targeting was pretty rare right? I've seen plenty of videos of men literally door-gunning for large bombers and they must have done it by eye.

    Depends on build year. It wasn't rare, exactly, just expensive. The B-17 was originally built in the late 1930s, if you watch Memphis Belle clips you can see how the B-17 tail gun sight was configured - just a cable system to move a little iron-sight mockup in synch with the guns. And then you get to the B-29 made a few years later, which had all-remote operated gun turrets, slaved to a mechanical computer, which could assign any number of turrets to any one remote control "gunners" station. And fully pressurized, too - big contrast to the blokes hanging their asses out in the wind on a B-17 waist gun, aiming it themselves and looking down the sights. Or the Norden bombsight, a really good mechanical computer. Or the E6B, a pilots slide-rule that's still in use today, it's so effective.

    A lot of planes didn't get wanted upgrades like better superchargers (The P-61 being one of 'em) simply because they were expensive and other planes needed them more.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:22 No.17689871

    We didn't abandon her. We were right there. Just not mouthfeeding her.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:22 No.17689877
    or the choking thing.
    actually the choking thing is an actual probable case for court marshall TBH.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:22 No.17689879

    I think normally they wouldn't mind, but this time leaving a young girl up in the sky without a clue where the airstrip is was rather a bit much for a jerk move. Landing is bad enough without making a nightmare of it.

    But whatever, one of the crew covered it. No harm done and we got to be a asshole some more.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:22 No.17689881
    >yeah, our crew is siding against us with the witches.
    Then we are obviously doing well in our role as liaison officer by building inter-unit camaraderie.
    That's our story and we're going to stick with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:22 No.17689884
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.17689900
    Because if she crashed and died because we were deliberately fucking with her on a low-vis approach, it would be negligent manslaughter. Even if she survived, it would be reckless endangerment of friendly forces.

    Both of these are court-martial offenses. Even if it DIDN'T go to court-martial, we could be removed from flight status as a punitive measure.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.17689903
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    why u make me remember dis
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.17689905
    Hey planefag: when we get the chance, make sure to tell her the following:
    "Hey, let's make this abundantly clear: You NEVER FUCKING POINT A GUN AT SOMEONE UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THEM. You ever pull that stunt, getting lost in the fog is your SMALLEST problem. Clear?"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.17689906

    i like the way you think.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:24 No.17689916
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    Embrace the Descent: Freespace 2, planefag.

    It's OK. I'll wait.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:24 No.17689920
    Motherfuck this.
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    Glorious game is glorious.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:25 No.17689928

    she never pointed it at us though. just fingered it in her holster.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:26 No.17689935
    Also, we are well past the bump limit. We need a new thread, quickly.
    >> Starshadow 01/26/12(Thu)22:26 No.17689947
    In retrospect that was dickish. We are a TROLL not a douche.

    But I still think she deserved something for the whole gun/choking incident. Should probably explain that to the bros at some point.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:27 No.17689951
    no, she pointed it at us.

    and chocked us for being buddy buddy with the japanese one
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:28 No.17689965

    no, charlotte said she was stroking the gun and when we looked

    >She's standing in what she probably thinks is a casual fashion, except the cocked hip with the hand resting on it only looks casually aggressive.

    i imagine if it was actually pointed at us it would have been mentioned in the text
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:28 No.17689967
    No, the gun was very much still in the holster.
    >Despite the cute little holster with the Walther in it

    She didn't have it drawn or even pointed at us.
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    Something angry snags you by the collar of your jacket and yanks you backwards, off your feet. Perrine can't weight more then ninety pounds, soaking wet, so she's definitely using magic. A dainty forearm locks across your throat and starts applying pressure.

    "You... filthy... rotten... backstabbing... bastard..."

    "GNARFFF!" you retort cleverly.

    "I should *end* you," Perrine whispers dangerously. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't!"


    "I'm not so sure I should stop her," Ian says as he walks over.

    "Gnnn*rrrrrr*" you threaten Ian, narrowing your eyes at him.

    "Uh, Perrine, I thought you were mad at him," Ian says, sounding puzzled.

    "I'm FURIOUS with him!" she yelps, twisting back and forth, which produces some interesting sounds from you.

    "Then, uh, why are you rubbing your body against him while choking him? You know he likes that, don't you?"

    To say Perrine "drops" you would be a misnomer. She physically hurls you away while leaping backwards, and finds time to wipe at her shirt in horror while doing so. You, on the other hand, undertake a close inspection of the tarmac.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:31 No.17689990
    >We were right there. Just not mouthfeeding her.
    Actually we were deliberately mis-informing her of our position and location relative to her and the air strip.

    That goes from being an asshole to criminal negligence and a court-martial.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:31 No.17689994

    Ian is bro tier
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:31 No.17689997
    That makes twice you have chocked me with intent to kill.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:31 No.17689998
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:31 No.17690004

    "Fuck all of you." Walk off.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:32 No.17690011
    she wanted to give you,

    La petite morte
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:32 No.17690017
    Fuck every other bitch, Ian is bro of the year.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:33 No.17690020
    Payback's a bitch, huh? How many times have you physically attacked me now?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:33 No.17690024

    We didn't. We just didn't giver her any help. We could've led her in, but we wanted to see how she'd go for it. We wouldn't have let her die. We aren't stupid. She's still a witch.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:33 No.17690027
    "Ok, ladies. Lets get some shopping done."

    No fucks must be given.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:34 No.17690030
    "You know, I was only joking about the erotic asphyxiation bit. Didn't know you were actually into that."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:34 No.17690033

    Time for some sexual innuendo then walking away.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:34 No.17690035

    Yell it at her back. MAX TROLLING! FORCE HER TO BREAK! It'll be fun!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:34 No.17690037
    This is the one time we should back down a little.

    Come clean and apologize. After all, we could very well have killed her.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:35 No.17690045
    What the fuck is your problem? So I bumped you, that's no reason to try to kill me.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:35 No.17690048
    I'll apologize and not bring up you assaulting me this morning to a court martial if you apologize for that and agree to do the same
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:35 No.17690050

    No. Once again. She wouldn't have died. We wouldn't have allowed for that to happen.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:35 No.17690051
    "Now's not the time sweetheart, we've got errands to run"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:35 No.17690054
    I reiterate that she needs to be reminded that actions have consequences.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:36 No.17690058
    She wouldn't crash. These witches are super strong, have magic, and can stop on a dime and do VTOL shit. We really shouldn't be caring about her other then 'she might get a bit more moist, the bink'.

    Yeah, we're having a talkign to with Ian. Selling us out like that.

    "That is the second time she's strangled me!"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:37 No.17690071
    I'm going to have to keep saying this aren't I?

    We are trying to train these girls, not emotional shatter them.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:38 No.17690082
    'Bout that time for a new thread, lads.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:38 No.17690086

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:38 No.17690093

    If by "Come clean and apologize" you mean, "tell her we've gotten her back for pointing a loaded weapon at us this morning", I agree.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:40 No.17690100
    no because shes still choked us twice now.

    seriously i'd be ok with the dumb bitch dies.

    casualties of war. germans did that shit all the time and not a fuck was given.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:40 No.17690101

    as with all democracies we are a collection of seperate social groups pursuing separate and sometimes flatly opposed goals. never say WE.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:40 No.17690102
    She's not just a bitch or a bad person, she's a fucking nutjob, this is the 3rd time in 2 days she's tried to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:40 No.17690112

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:40 No.17690113
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:40 No.17690114
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:41 No.17690127
    stop being a sarcastic moralfag, god damn.

    no the point is they try to kill you they lose ALL credibility, yet you guys continue to white knight.

    and this is why you are forever alone.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:42 No.17690134

    forgot a clever title

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:42 No.17690139
    I keep seeing this, but if she was seriously trying to kill us, we'd be dead by now. She does have magic powers, you know.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:42 No.17690145
    Jesus christ let go of it already goddamn, god knows there will be plenty of opportunity for countertrolling later on.

    Directed at Charlotte, incidentally, because fuck if it isn't her fault we're in our current predicament.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:43 No.17690162
    If she panicked, she could very easily have made a mistake. Too steep on the approach? She hits the deck and dies. Never knows it's coming. No time to react, no time to put up a sparkle shield. Dead.

    Sparkles don't make you invincible, and they can't keep you from making mistakes.

    Yeah, just like how fucking with people can sometimes get them killed.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:44 No.17690163
    That's probably because there are witnesses.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:45 No.17690188
    To be fair, everyone seems to have blinders on as to how batshit Perrine is.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:57 No.17690359
    new thread
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:57 No.17690363
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:18 No.17690669


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