bitches and hoes, respectively.

Sword Woman.

Her weakness is guns. Not like the mega buster, like a handgun.

Power: Cooking
Weakness: Leaving the kitchen causes self-destruct

>>17717294
I have this vision of a tiny Mega Man traversing the house, from the living room, through the bathroom and bedroom, and finally into her lair: the kitchen. The final battle is on the counter, but beware the treacherous Ice Cube Machine and Coffee Maker!

Power: Self-cloning
Weakness: Love

>>17717294
>>17717332

Thirding cooking, if drawfag isn't already drawing something up.

Make her a female Yellow Devil, but with the A.I. of a robot master.

I believe they had a webcomic explore that concept.

power: cooking
weakness: -4 str

That's right, you're Blade Woman!

Dr. Wily, your wise and all-knowing creator, tells you to put those blades to work for their intended purpose.

Could you imagine a woman fighting?

AHAHAHA

>>17717505
Thank you for not taking the sexist comments for cooking. Probably all samefag.

>>17717511

...And nevermind.

>>17717511
Heh

You arrive in the kitchen and begin preparing Dr. Wily his sandwich.

Search Man is here too, talking to himself while getting popcorn.

>>17717624
Strike up a conversation with Searchies.

Also since every robot master is inevitably weak to another robot master, would that make them natural enemies?

>>17717624
tell searchbot he's a useless piece of shit, at least your powers can be helpful around the kitchen

>>17717690
And as a result Searchman's powers will be our weakness. No you fool, we must be nice! And then stab them in the back later on.

>>17717511

Oh OP you know how to made laugh.

You decide to talk to Searchman.

One of his heads remains listening to the popcorn, to ensure maximum popcorn efficiency.

His other head lets you know that they're about to watch a movie. Predator, in fact. Apparently it's one of his favorite films.

>>17717767

We tell him that we are a predator...

Sexually.

>>17717767
Agree that you like it as well. That arm blade of the Predator is awesome. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from the Predator and use it to beat Megaman when he eventually comes to a knockin.

You awkwardly compare your own powers to Predator's arm blades.

Search Man is unimpressed, you sound like a complete dork. You've always had sort of a weakness for military men...

>>17717896

We now wonder why we have a soft spot for military men, seeing as we realize that we have only existed long enough for Dr. Wily to ask us to make a sandwich.

>>17717896
Dr. Wily is probably going to want that sandwich some time today.

OH SHIT, you almost forgot!

You hurry out, mumbling a goodbye.

Search Man seems disinterested in you.

>>17718039
Make sure to apologize for taking so long. Then ask if we can watch Predator.

You apologize for the delay, he understands. You weren't actually designed for this incredibly sexist role.

That's more Dr. Light's department.

You ask if you can go watch Predator with Search Man. Your creator says you may, if there's time after installing the software necessary for your true purpose.

>>17718184
>That's more Dr. Light's department.

Ha.

I hope our true purpose is awesome.

>>17718184
try to feed wily the sandwich while he installs so he can keep his hands free!

I was bored. And I liked the devil robot master idea so I made this comic, using Miste (or Miss) bizarro's template.

>Dew yew gaiz liek mah oc?

You wonder what it could be, you hope your true purpose is awesome!

ERROR: MALWARE DETECTED

TOTAL SYSTEM SHUT-DOWN IMMINENT

You wake up an indeterminate amount of time later, Wily is looking down upon you, proud of his apparent accomplishment.

>>17718277
OUR ARMS

WHAT HAS WILEY DONE WITH OUR PRECIOUS BLADE-ARMS?!

>>17718053
sarcastically act interested in your true purpose as you imagine what the movie would be like if it was about Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigning to become the governor of California against his Democrat rival, the Predator.

>>17718251
I like it, but I gotta say Dr. Wily would want Blade Woman to totally go out with Devil Man.

>>17718287
derp i ment to reply to >>17718277

>>17718277
What accomplishment?

>>17718289
Ah but this is a grand scheme of Blade Woman to naturally fall in love with Devil Man. Wily knows this and so he sets it up.

Wily elaborates, you still have all your powers and AI abilities intact. With one notable addition. The MORRIGAN virus.

A heavily modified version of the MAVERICK virus, the MORRIGAN virus is designed to slip through robotic firewalls by taking advantage of the sexual drives of self-aware robots.

In short, it is a sexually transmitted computer virus. And you are the first carrier.

>>17718351
this is terrible news

is predators over already?

>>17718351
ask why robots have sex drives.

Robot sexuality is a result of the Robot Master code being based on human beings, early Robot Masters without a sex drive would still accomplish tasks, but some would be rather depressed. Once the ability to procreate, and enjoy procreation, was added to the code, some Robot Masters showed a productivity spike of up to %10.

And you were out for three hours, so you have missed the film, sadly.

Feel free to use Devil Man.

Im just bored while enjoying this quest.

>>17718435
So maybe we should brush up on romancing tactics? Unless we wanna force ourselves on all male robots.

>>17718435
Goddamnit. If we're done here go look for searchman and ask if we can borrow his Predator movie so we can watch it later

You're about to get bug Search Man for his copy of the movie when Wily mentions a very important trait about the virus.

In order to be the most effective it must mutate to be able to get past any defenses. In order to do this it must infiltrate as many systems as possible.

So yes, you should just sort of force yourself upon all male robots.

An important point though, they must not be aware that you're carrying the virus. Worst possible situation their firewalls and antiviruses will be on high alert, and best case their defenses would let it through and the virus wouldn't get as much data regarding that kind of system.

>>17718672
>give everyone a robot std

HOW ABOUT NO WILY, I WANTED TO WATCH THAT MOVIE

>>17718672
This quest just took a sharp turn for the NOPE.

Sage in progress, reporting next.

>>17718672
Go practice our moves on some sniper joes or something.

>>17718748
i swear i won't actually draw any porn officer

You're on your way to either borrow a movie from Search Man or hit on a Sniper Joe when Strike Man approaches you.

He says he heard you wanted to watch Predator, he was wondering if you would be willing to watch it with him. Not like a date or anything, but that would be cool if it was, but you know whatever.

MAN, what is this loser's deal even

>>17718801
WELP, guess it's time to fill the directive. We can watch it after, but orders are orders.

But I'm having fun..

>>17718801
hell yeah, lets wreck that german fucks plans by friendzoning every robot

then we can friendzone megaman, and turn him into a useless sack of doo doo

>>17718801
sure, watch the movie with him.

>>17718801
lets watch predator then, see if searchman left any popcorn

>>17718814
> Implying Wily allows disobedience
You know he never really got over the whole 'proto man' thing, right?

>>17718814
>friendzone every robot

BRILLIANT

You decide to take in a pleasant evening of watching special forces members getting dismembered by an alien.

...and as Wily is notoriously bad with robots that don't follow his orders, you also give a giant baseball a pity fuck.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Now you can play sports apparently.

What a shitty weapon.

Oh shit.

So like, we get their powers by bedding them?

So Bizzaro. Liking my comics or are they an annoyance? I like your work.

>>17718941
my policy has always been quantity over quality my friend

And my past experiences with people screwing around with goofy shit in my quest threads has been incredibly rewarding.

Keep on keeping on chief, this is all silly fun anyway.

Apparently yeah, you gain other Robot Master's powers by having crazy off-camera robot sex.

This is like, the third craziest thing Wily has done.

>>17718991
Well alright then...can we reequip our blade armour?

>>17718991
I'd say we go ahead and obtain all the powers.

Wait if we sleep with Search Man, do we get another head?

>>17719018

Search Man's power is a conjoined twin fetish in disguise.

You switch back to your primary weapon.

You hope Search Man's power isn't a second head... that'd be... weird...

Is anyone else reading mah comic? I'm not even sure where I'm going with this..

Also, Blade Woman should pull up a list of all the robot masters. Then we target them like Megaman does.

>>17719101

wait, what power would blade woman get from beating megaman?

>>17719141
Double Copy.

And probably power shot?

>>17719156

Double copy? The ability to use more than one robot master power?

>>17719101
YES! Stop begging for approval and continue. It's good and keeps the thread alive.

You decide to open the list of everyone you're supposed to fuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>17719198
That is quite a lot of CLANG CLANG CLANG.

>>17719198
Sort through the list. Go for whoever's nearby and easy.

>>17719198

Everyone. Even Splash Woman. My God, we're going to be the sluttiest robot.

>>17719258
Especially Splash Woman.

>>17719198

We make a note of the terrible mysoginy, and maybe get splash woman in on the plan after infecting her.

>>17719191
Staying alive. Staying alive ha ha ha ha haaaaa.

Also dat list.

So should we go through the masters list, game wise or whoever we come across?

Holy CRAP that's a lot of robots!

There's really no way of knowing which ones would be the easiest!

As far as distance is concerned, every robot master has teleportation relay, that warps you a couple rooms away from them if activated.

You have to just pick a random one, and if it's too difficult go back and try a different one, and keep at it until you eventually have this crap all figured out.

So it turns out this is a lot more like a real Megaman game than I had planned.

>>17719321
I say we do all the dirty sounding ones first.

Wood Man, Quick(ie) Man and Pump man!

>>17719363

What, no mention of Hard Man?

>>17719321
Junk Man! I'm sure he has nice junk!

>>17719388
Commando Man, Plug Man, Drill Man too. Though the last ones sort of a stretch.

Okay, speed-dial configured...

Who should we start with?

This is the best/worst quest concept I've seen in a long time.

Capcom should hire Bizarro Drawfag and have him design their next megaman game.

>Have I just had sex on loop.

>>17719462
Woodman!

>>17719589
RUN MAN RUN

You find Wood Man in his personal quarters, packing some belongings. Upon inquiry you find he's rolling up a sleeping bag and various other parts of survival gear for his monthly camping trip.

Apparently he does that.

>>17719473
I might as well, they keep getting cancelled anyway.

>>17719658
Ask him if he wants company.

>>17719698

Sexy company. Also wink. Because we're subtle like that.

Theres a pun in here. You just need to find it.

You seduce Wood Man using all of your subtlety.

...which isn't that much, which is okay, because he seems to have a thing for you.

>>17719779
Time to..do the nasty with the tree guy.

I'm terrible at sex puns.

You proceed to do the nasty with the tree guy.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Now you have the perpetually useless shield weapon.

Hooray.

Well, seven more from this... group.

Ugh.

Alright, who should we shoot for next?

>>17719873
At least it's one of the better shield weapons.

rolled 1 = 1

>>17719887
Drillfucker... err man.

>>17719880
Drillman!

You come up Drill Man, standing at a conveyer belt of Met helmets.

Looking bored as all hell.

>>17719932
Walk in and disturb his work by putting on one of the helmets and striking up conversation with him

>>17719932
'Those met hats look hard. Got anything else that is hard?'

hurp durp hurp duuuurp.

>>17719932
Strike up a friendly conversation, laced with innuendo!

>>17719932
Why is one of cossacks robots in wilys fortress?

>>17719970
Because fuck you, we're a slut.

>>17719970
Because Drillman's had a hard bit in life?

You do your best to seduce Drill Man, a robot that Wily stole from another inventor once again.

Because Wily not only is a genius who comes up with his own ideas, he'd never do the same thing twice.

You put on the Met helmet and slyly suggest things related to hardness and structural integrity.

Drill Man explains that he has a job to do, and he's got to get it done.

He doesn't have time for this shit.

>>17720006
How'd it work? Is he fawning over us yet?

>>17720006
So. Is that a drill or are you just happy to see me?

>>17720012
Fuck.

In that case, offer to help share the workload with him. An excuse to stay near and try again, and also gets us in his good books.

>>17720012
Ask him when he gets off work.

He appreciates your understanding.

But he's concerned about whether or not you have heavy enough equipment to test the Met helmets.

>>17720012
Figured we'd get rejected soon. Apologize and help with the work.

>>17720057
we will after CLANG CLANG CLANG!

He says his shift ends at six, or once he tests five thousand of these things.

Whichever comes first.

You're BLADE WOMAN. Of course you have heavy enough equipment! BLADE some of those fuckers, just to show him you're serious.

Gotta get me some snoozes in but I hope the quest continues!

I saw we go show Dive man our skills than see if we can't dive into this mans heart

You're BLADE WOMAN! You aren't taking shit from a bunch of shitty helmets.

CLANG

Well you scratched it. Drill Man is impressed.

That's pretty much all he needed to see.

With you helping he'll be done in no time!

He asks for your help, so you guys can get done faster, go back to his personal quarts, and fuck like crazy.

FUCK ALREADY

Nah, we're gonna make him work for it like we had to...

Tell him we'll see him some other time.

Tell him we'll see him at 6, we left a cake in the oven or something, this is all about efficiency people

>>17720221
Heh. If we time it right maybe we can get him into a robot threesome with Crashman

>>17720231
Let's invite Ground Man, too. The more drills, the better to drill us, amirite guys?

>>17720172
DRILL UND BLADE DEM HELMUTS!

>>17720176
Shut up, puffin. You only exist to be delicious.

You tell him to look you up once his shift ends.

Let that be a lesson to everyone that is already in the middle of something when you want to cross them off your bang list.

IN THE MEANWHILE

You've probably got time to fuck one more Robot Master before then.

You might even be able to wrangle them into a three-way with Drill Man, but I wouldn't count on it.

Go visit Junk Man.

>>17720299
Quickman shouldn't take too long

>>17720299
Guys! This three-way!

We must make it happen!

>>17720308
This.
Equip Leaf Shield and use it similar to a fan.

You head down to the recycling center to have a chat with Junk Man. You believe you've prepared accordingly with this shield made of leaves.

Wow he's really tall.

Ask if we can lend a hand with handling his junk.

>>17720421
Do this. More innuendo if possible.

He could really use help handling his junk, thank you!

If you could sort this out between paper and glass he'd really appreciate it.

>>17720491
Wait, paper is made from trees, right? So maybe that leaf power has some sort of effect on it? Try that out while striking poses and asking him more directly.

>>17720491
Clearly we must be more blunt.

Drop the junk
"Wanna Clang?"

Subtlety has not worked very well for you so far. You work with what you've got. You drop the trash and ask him plain and simple.

He just wants to know when and where.

>>17720606
Physical Location: Here
Point in Temporal Stream: Now.

"Right here, right now"

>>17720606
Don't even answer. Just Start.

>>17720624
Do this, also domination.

You charmer, you.

Oh boy another shield.

At least this one tells you right in the name how shitty it is.

WELP, it's about six o-clock. Any final preparations before your encounter with Drill Man?

QUICKMAN!

Wear your sexy perfume. You just fucked in a thrash room.

>>17720705
>am so much of a newfaggot to /earth/ that I dont even know any of the Meagmen characters
Well, Quickman then.

Also use Leaf Shield to refreshen yourself. Mmmmh, pine.

>>17720716
Can robot masters smell?

>>17720731
They can have sex and eat, it wouldn't surprise me.

Freshen yourself up. However you do that. But be punctual. Drill Man seems like the sort of guy who likes punctuality.

And probably go get a cake somewhere. Wouldn't want him to find out it was a lie.

>>17720843
>>17720826
Psh, who cares about that, he's our bitch, we aren't his.

>>17720867
Do this. DOMINATE EVERYONE.

>>17720889
To be fair I actually like Drillman, we simply have to make sure he's aware that he can't control us. Hell even Wiley can't REALLY control us.

>>17720900
Wiley is the last target. You know that the HUEHUEHUE is strong in you.

>>17720889
>Android girls
>Andro girls
>Man girls

Try gynoid.

I would assume that since Rush and Treble can smell, then all the robot masters can in some way.

Drill Man comes over, and it's time to WOO HIM

You come to an agreement that he doesn't have time for wooing, and just jump straight to the good part.

ALRIGHT AN ACTUAL WEAPON

Final tally for now, you have fucked this many robot masters over.

AHAHAHAHA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Well whatever, there's always tomorrow or next week or whenever I feel like doing this again.

>>17720913
>Man Girls
Seems to be our modus operandi anyway. Plugs and ports. Think about it. An appliance has the plug, but does not 'deposit' anything, while the voltage port where you plug it in does deposit something into the appliance. Maybe this works on completely different levels.

This was actually pretty amusing; well done.