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    46 KB Lady Robot Master Quest Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)01:36 No.17717280  
    Dr. Wily has a plan! Oh what a nefarious plan it is.

    Phase 1, design another female robot master.

    That is the phase we are currently on. What is her power and what is her weakness?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)01:37 No.17717290
    bitches and hoes, respectively.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)01:37 No.17717292
    Sword Woman.

    Her weakness is guns. Not like the mega buster, like a handgun.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 01/29/12(Sun)01:37 No.17717294
    Power: Cooking
    Weakness: Leaving the kitchen causes self-destruct
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)01:43 No.17717332
    I have this vision of a tiny Mega Man traversing the house, from the living room, through the bathroom and bedroom, and finally into her lair: the kitchen. The final battle is on the counter, but beware the treacherous Ice Cube Machine and Coffee Maker!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)01:45 No.17717350
    Power: Self-cloning
    Weakness: Love
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)01:53 No.17717419

    Thirding cooking, if drawfag isn't already drawing something up.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)01:56 No.17717455
    Make her a female Yellow Devil, but with the A.I. of a robot master.

    I believe they had a webcomic explore that concept.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)01:56 No.17717457
    power: cooking
    weakness: -4 str
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    That's right, you're Blade Woman!
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    Dr. Wily, your wise and all-knowing creator, tells you to put those blades to work for their intended purpose.

    Could you imagine a woman fighting?

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:02 No.17717515
    Thank you for not taking the sexist comments for cooking. Probably all samefag.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:04 No.17717529

    ...And nevermind.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:04 No.17717530
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    You arrive in the kitchen and begin preparing Dr. Wily his sandwich.

    Search Man is here too, talking to himself while getting popcorn.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:17 No.17717659
    Strike up a conversation with Searchies.

    Also since every robot master is inevitably weak to another robot master, would that make them natural enemies?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:20 No.17717690
    tell searchbot he's a useless piece of shit, at least your powers can be helpful around the kitchen
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:21 No.17717700
    And as a result Searchman's powers will be our weakness. No you fool, we must be nice! And then stab them in the back later on.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:26 No.17717737

    Oh OP you know how to made laugh.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)02:30 No.17717767
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    You decide to talk to Searchman.

    One of his heads remains listening to the popcorn, to ensure maximum popcorn efficiency.

    His other head lets you know that they're about to watch a movie. Predator, in fact. Apparently it's one of his favorite films.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/29/12(Sun)02:34 No.17717806

    We tell him that we are a predator...

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:35 No.17717812
    Agree that you like it as well. That arm blade of the Predator is awesome. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from the Predator and use it to beat Megaman when he eventually comes to a knockin.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)02:46 No.17717896
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    You awkwardly compare your own powers to Predator's arm blades.

    Search Man is unimpressed, you sound like a complete dork. You've always had sort of a weakness for military men...
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/29/12(Sun)02:50 No.17717939

    We now wonder why we have a soft spot for military men, seeing as we realize that we have only existed long enough for Dr. Wily to ask us to make a sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)02:50 No.17717943
    Dr. Wily is probably going to want that sandwich some time today.
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    OH SHIT, you almost forgot!

    You hurry out, mumbling a goodbye.

    Search Man seems disinterested in you.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:02 No.17718053
    Make sure to apologize for taking so long. Then ask if we can watch Predator.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)03:16 No.17718184
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    You apologize for the delay, he understands. You weren't actually designed for this incredibly sexist role.

    That's more Dr. Light's department.

    You ask if you can go watch Predator with Search Man. Your creator says you may, if there's time after installing the software necessary for your true purpose.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:17 No.17718191
    >That's more Dr. Light's department.


    I hope our true purpose is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:18 No.17718205
    try to feed wily the sandwich while he installs so he can keep his hands free!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:24 No.17718251
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    I was bored. And I liked the devil robot master idea so I made this comic, using Miste (or Miss) bizarro's template.

    >Dew yew gaiz liek mah oc?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)03:24 No.17718252
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    You wonder what it could be, you hope your true purpose is awesome!
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    You wake up an indeterminate amount of time later, Wily is looking down upon you, proud of his apparent accomplishment.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:26 No.17718286

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:26 No.17718287
    sarcastically act interested in your true purpose as you imagine what the movie would be like if it was about Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigning to become the governor of California against his Democrat rival, the Predator.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)03:27 No.17718289
    I like it, but I gotta say Dr. Wily would want Blade Woman to totally go out with Devil Man.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:29 No.17718305
    derp i ment to reply to >>17718277
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:30 No.17718312
    What accomplishment?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:30 No.17718313
    Ah but this is a grand scheme of Blade Woman to naturally fall in love with Devil Man. Wily knows this and so he sets it up.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)03:36 No.17718351
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    Wily elaborates, you still have all your powers and AI abilities intact. With one notable addition. The MORRIGAN virus.

    A heavily modified version of the MAVERICK virus, the MORRIGAN virus is designed to slip through robotic firewalls by taking advantage of the sexual drives of self-aware robots.

    In short, it is a sexually transmitted computer virus. And you are the first carrier.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:37 No.17718362
    this is terrible news

    is predators over already?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:37 No.17718364
    ask why robots have sex drives.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)03:47 No.17718435
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    Robot sexuality is a result of the Robot Master code being based on human beings, early Robot Masters without a sex drive would still accomplish tasks, but some would be rather depressed. Once the ability to procreate, and enjoy procreation, was added to the code, some Robot Masters showed a productivity spike of up to %10.

    And you were out for three hours, so you have missed the film, sadly.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)03:58 No.17718530
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    Feel free to use Devil Man.

    Im just bored while enjoying this quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:05 No.17718587
    So maybe we should brush up on romancing tactics? Unless we wanna force ourselves on all male robots.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:10 No.17718624
    Goddamnit. If we're done here go look for searchman and ask if we can borrow his Predator movie so we can watch it later
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)04:17 No.17718672
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    You're about to get bug Search Man for his copy of the movie when Wily mentions a very important trait about the virus.

    In order to be the most effective it must mutate to be able to get past any defenses. In order to do this it must infiltrate as many systems as possible.

    So yes, you should just sort of force yourself upon all male robots.

    An important point though, they must not be aware that you're carrying the virus. Worst possible situation their firewalls and antiviruses will be on high alert, and best case their defenses would let it through and the virus wouldn't get as much data regarding that kind of system.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:27 No.17718735
    >give everyone a robot std

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:28 No.17718748
    This quest just took a sharp turn for the NOPE.

    Sage in progress, reporting next.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:29 No.17718755
    Go practice our moves on some sniper joes or something.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)04:30 No.17718762
    i swear i won't actually draw any porn officer
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    You're on your way to either borrow a movie from Search Man or hit on a Sniper Joe when Strike Man approaches you.

    He says he heard you wanted to watch Predator, he was wondering if you would be willing to watch it with him. Not like a date or anything, but that would be cool if it was, but you know whatever.

    MAN, what is this loser's deal even
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:37 No.17718811
    WELP, guess it's time to fill the directive. We can watch it after, but orders are orders.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:38 No.17718812
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    But I'm having fun..
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:38 No.17718814
    hell yeah, lets wreck that german fucks plans by friendzoning every robot

    then we can friendzone megaman, and turn him into a useless sack of doo doo
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:39 No.17718817
    sure, watch the movie with him.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:39 No.17718820
    lets watch predator then, see if searchman left any popcorn
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:39 No.17718822
    > Implying Wily allows disobedience
    You know he never really got over the whole 'proto man' thing, right?
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    >friendzone every robot

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)04:53 No.17718906
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    You decide to take in a pleasant evening of watching special forces members getting dismembered by an alien.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)04:54 No.17718912
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    ...and as Wily is notoriously bad with robots that don't follow his orders, you also give a giant baseball a pity fuck.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)04:55 No.17718918
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    Now you can play sports apparently.

    What a shitty weapon.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:58 No.17718939
    Oh shit.

    So like, we get their powers by bedding them?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)04:59 No.17718941
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    So Bizzaro. Liking my comics or are they an annoyance? I like your work.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)05:00 No.17718956
    my policy has always been quantity over quality my friend

    And my past experiences with people screwing around with goofy shit in my quest threads has been incredibly rewarding.

    Keep on keeping on chief, this is all silly fun anyway.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)05:08 No.17718991
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    Apparently yeah, you gain other Robot Master's powers by having crazy off-camera robot sex.

    This is like, the third craziest thing Wily has done.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:11 No.17719011
    Well alright then...can we reequip our blade armour?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:12 No.17719018
    I'd say we go ahead and obtain all the powers.

    Wait if we sleep with Search Man, do we get another head?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:14 No.17719036

    Search Man's power is a conjoined twin fetish in disguise.
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    You switch back to your primary weapon.

    You hope Search Man's power isn't a second head... that'd be... weird...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:22 No.17719101
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    Is anyone else reading mah comic? I'm not even sure where I'm going with this..

    Also, Blade Woman should pull up a list of all the robot masters. Then we target them like Megaman does.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/29/12(Sun)05:27 No.17719141

    wait, what power would blade woman get from beating megaman?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:29 No.17719156
    Double Copy.

    And probably power shot?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:34 No.17719185

    Double copy? The ability to use more than one robot master power?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:35 No.17719191
    YES! Stop begging for approval and continue. It's good and keeps the thread alive.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)05:36 No.17719198
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    You decide to open the list of everyone you're supposed to fuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:37 No.17719207
    That is quite a lot of CLANG CLANG CLANG.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:42 No.17719238
    Sort through the list. Go for whoever's nearby and easy.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:45 No.17719258

    Everyone. Even Splash Woman. My God, we're going to be the sluttiest robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:45 No.17719261
    Especially Splash Woman.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/29/12(Sun)05:49 No.17719293

    We make a note of the terrible mysoginy, and maybe get splash woman in on the plan after infecting her.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:51 No.17719301
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    Staying alive. Staying alive ha ha ha ha haaaaa.

    Also dat list.

    So should we go through the masters list, game wise or whoever we come across?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)05:54 No.17719321
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    Holy CRAP that's a lot of robots!

    There's really no way of knowing which ones would be the easiest!

    As far as distance is concerned, every robot master has teleportation relay, that warps you a couple rooms away from them if activated.

    You have to just pick a random one, and if it's too difficult go back and try a different one, and keep at it until you eventually have this crap all figured out.

    So it turns out this is a lot more like a real Megaman game than I had planned.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)05:59 No.17719363
    I say we do all the dirty sounding ones first.

    Wood Man, Quick(ie) Man and Pump man!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:03 No.17719388

    What, no mention of Hard Man?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:04 No.17719398
    Junk Man! I'm sure he has nice junk!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:06 No.17719415
    Commando Man, Plug Man, Drill Man too. Though the last ones sort of a stretch.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)06:13 No.17719462
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    Okay, speed-dial configured...

    Who should we start with?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:13 No.17719464
    This is the best/worst quest concept I've seen in a long time.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:14 No.17719473
    Capcom should hire Bizarro Drawfag and have him design their next megaman game.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:29 No.17719589
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    >Have I just had sex on loop.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:31 No.17719604
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    You find Wood Man in his personal quarters, packing some belongings. Upon inquiry you find he's rolling up a sleeping bag and various other parts of survival gear for his monthly camping trip.

    Apparently he does that.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)06:41 No.17719663
    I might as well, they keep getting cancelled anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:48 No.17719698
    Ask him if he wants company.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:49 No.17719704

    Sexy company. Also wink. Because we're subtle like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)06:59 No.17719760
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    Theres a pun in here. You just need to find it.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)07:02 No.17719779
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    You seduce Wood Man using all of your subtlety.

    ...which isn't that much, which is okay, because he seems to have a thing for you.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:06 No.17719803
    Time to..do the nasty with the tree guy.

    I'm terrible at sex puns.
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    You proceed to do the nasty with the tree guy.
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    Now you have the perpetually useless shield weapon.

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)07:20 No.17719880
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    Well, seven more from this... group.


    Alright, who should we shoot for next?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:21 No.17719887
    At least it's one of the better shield weapons.
    >> Jim 01/29/12(Sun)07:23 No.17719897
    rolled 1 = 1

    Drillfucker... err man.
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    You come up Drill Man, standing at a conveyer belt of Met helmets.

    Looking bored as all hell.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:35 No.17719940
    Walk in and disturb his work by putting on one of the helmets and striking up conversation with him
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:36 No.17719944
    'Those met hats look hard. Got anything else that is hard?'

    hurp durp hurp duuuurp.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:36 No.17719945
    Strike up a friendly conversation, laced with innuendo!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:41 No.17719970
    Why is one of cossacks robots in wilys fortress?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:43 No.17719986
    Because fuck you, we're a slut.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:44 No.17719993
    Because Drillman's had a hard bit in life?
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    You do your best to seduce Drill Man, a robot that Wily stole from another inventor once again.

    Because Wily not only is a genius who comes up with his own ideas, he'd never do the same thing twice.

    You put on the Met helmet and slyly suggest things related to hardness and structural integrity.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)07:47 No.17720012
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    Drill Man explains that he has a job to do, and he's got to get it done.

    He doesn't have time for this shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:47 No.17720014
    How'd it work? Is he fawning over us yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:48 No.17720022
    So. Is that a drill or are you just happy to see me?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:48 No.17720024

    In that case, offer to help share the workload with him. An excuse to stay near and try again, and also gets us in his good books.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)07:55 No.17720046
    Ask him when he gets off work.
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    He appreciates your understanding.

    But he's concerned about whether or not you have heavy enough equipment to test the Met helmets.
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    Figured we'd get rejected soon. Apologize and help with the work.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:00 No.17720073
    we will after CLANG CLANG CLANG!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)08:03 No.17720088
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    He says his shift ends at six, or once he tests five thousand of these things.

    Whichever comes first.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:08 No.17720106
    You're BLADE WOMAN. Of course you have heavy enough equipment! BLADE some of those fuckers, just to show him you're serious.
    >> GGPO:Luxeon !QBee1TB5wU 01/29/12(Sun)08:09 No.17720108
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:13 No.17720120
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    Gotta get me some snoozes in but I hope the quest continues!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:16 No.17720124
    I saw we go show Dive man our skills than see if we can't dive into this mans heart
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)08:29 No.17720161
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    You're BLADE WOMAN! You aren't taking shit from a bunch of shitty helmets.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)08:30 No.17720164
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)08:31 No.17720168
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    Well you scratched it. Drill Man is impressed.

    That's pretty much all he needed to see.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)08:32 No.17720172
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    With you helping he'll be done in no time!

    He asks for your help, so you guys can get done faster, go back to his personal quarts, and fuck like crazy.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:33 No.17720176
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:38 No.17720194
    Nah, we're gonna make him work for it like we had to...

    Tell him we'll see him some other time.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:43 No.17720221
    Tell him we'll see him at 6, we left a cake in the oven or something, this is all about efficiency people
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:46 No.17720231
    Heh. If we time it right maybe we can get him into a robot threesome with Crashman
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:48 No.17720241
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    Let's invite Ground Man, too. The more drills, the better to drill us, amirite guys?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:55 No.17720275
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)08:57 No.17720288
    Shut up, puffin. You only exist to be delicious.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)08:58 No.17720291
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    You tell him to look you up once his shift ends.

    Let that be a lesson to everyone that is already in the middle of something when you want to cross them off your bang list.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)09:00 No.17720299
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    You've probably got time to fuck one more Robot Master before then.

    You might even be able to wrangle them into a three-way with Drill Man, but I wouldn't count on it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:01 No.17720308
    Go visit Junk Man.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:02 No.17720313
    Quickman shouldn't take too long
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:02 No.17720317
    Guys! This three-way!

    We must make it happen!
    >> GGPO:Luxeon !QBee1TB5wU 01/29/12(Sun)09:03 No.17720325
    Equip Leaf Shield and use it similar to a fan.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)09:16 No.17720401
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    You head down to the recycling center to have a chat with Junk Man. You believe you've prepared accordingly with this shield made of leaves.

    Wow he's really tall.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:19 No.17720421
    Ask if we can lend a hand with handling his junk.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:30 No.17720486
    Do this. More innuendo if possible.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)09:31 No.17720491
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    He could really use help handling his junk, thank you!

    If you could sort this out between paper and glass he'd really appreciate it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:33 No.17720509
    Wait, paper is made from trees, right? So maybe that leaf power has some sort of effect on it? Try that out while striking poses and asking him more directly.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:33 No.17720511
    Clearly we must be more blunt.

    Drop the junk
    "Wanna Clang?"
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)09:50 No.17720606
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    Subtlety has not worked very well for you so far. You work with what you've got. You drop the trash and ask him plain and simple.

    He just wants to know when and where.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:51 No.17720614
    Physical Location: Here
    Point in Temporal Stream: Now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:51 No.17720616
    "Right here, right now"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:53 No.17720624
    Don't even answer. Just Start.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:53 No.17720635
    Do this, also domination.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:00 No.17720680
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    You charmer, you.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:00 No.17720689
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:01 No.17720692
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    Oh boy another shield.

    At least this one tells you right in the name how shitty it is.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:02 No.17720705
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    WELP, it's about six o-clock. Any final preparations before your encounter with Drill Man?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:02 No.17720708
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:03 No.17720716
    Wear your sexy perfume. You just fucked in a thrash room.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:04 No.17720728
    >am so much of a newfaggot to /earth/ that I dont even know any of the Meagmen characters
    Well, Quickman then.

    Also use Leaf Shield to refreshen yourself. Mmmmh, pine.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:04 No.17720731
    Can robot masters smell?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:11 No.17720785
    They can have sex and eat, it wouldn't surprise me.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:17 No.17720826
    Freshen yourself up. However you do that. But be punctual. Drill Man seems like the sort of guy who likes punctuality.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:19 No.17720843
    And probably go get a cake somewhere. Wouldn't want him to find out it was a lie.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:22 No.17720867
    Psh, who cares about that, he's our bitch, we aren't his.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:25 No.17720889
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:27 No.17720900
    To be fair I actually like Drillman, we simply have to make sure he's aware that he can't control us. Hell even Wiley can't REALLY control us.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:29 No.17720912
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    Wiley is the last target. You know that the HUEHUEHUE is strong in you.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:29 No.17720913
    >Android girls
    >Andro girls
    >Man girls

    Try gynoid.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:31 No.17720932
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    I would assume that since Rush and Treble can smell, then all the robot masters can in some way.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:31 No.17720936
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    Drill Man comes over, and it's time to WOO HIM
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:32 No.17720941
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    You come to an agreement that he doesn't have time for wooing, and just jump straight to the good part.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:33 No.17720949
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:33 No.17720955
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 01/29/12(Sun)10:34 No.17720963
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    Final tally for now, you have fucked this many robot masters over.


    Well whatever, there's always tomorrow or next week or whenever I feel like doing this again.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:35 No.17720964
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    >Man Girls
    Seems to be our modus operandi anyway. Plugs and ports. Think about it. An appliance has the plug, but does not 'deposit' anything, while the voltage port where you plug it in does deposit something into the appliance. Maybe this works on completely different levels.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)10:39 No.17720990
    This was actually pretty amusing; well done.

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