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    99 KB STRIKE WITCHES: BOOZE SUPPRESSION SYSTEMS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)19:06 No.17766007  
    You are a P-61 pilot freshly reassigned to the 501st Strike Witches squadron, and you're currently laying under three inches of water as an angry young woman in her underwear screams unintelligibly at you.

    Oh, she punched you and you were just molested by three predatory Witches.

    You're pretty sure you deserve to be court-martialed about ten times, consecutively, but you've no idea what earned you *this.*

    You just lay under the water, marveling at the strange twists of fate that fetched you a punch to the mouth and a great angle for looking at Gertrude Barkhorn's legs until she finishes her intense, unintelligible lecture, glares at you with steely eyes, and storms off.

    You drift yourself onto the shallow stone steps leading out of the geothermal pool, check around the corner for ambushes, and dive for your towel, wrapping it around yourself as you flee the den of overcharged estrogen and cranial trauma, your whistle at the ready.

    You could probably catch Trude in the hallway and ask her what the hell her damage is - if you want to, that is. Punches are one thing, but immediately on the heels of being cornered by three Witches like a pack of sexual lionesses, part of you longs for your pistol belt. If any more women try to grab your gun, you at least want the option of drawing your weapon.

    Or you could find Commander Wilcke and report the heinous behavior of her underlings and at least hope she spouts as much ineffectual umbrage at them as she's given you for like offenses.

    >WAT DO
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:07 No.17766013
    awww yeah
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:08 No.17766032
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:09 No.17766038
    Find Trude. Give Schnapps. Guilt her like a fiend.

    And really, reporting infractions to Minna? Hardly. What if people started doing the same thing to us? Nononono, that's a sad state of affairs.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)19:10 No.17766051
    >waiting in line at store on chant
    >check /sp/
    >check /tg/
    >is here

    Damn you Planefag, I'd almost lot hope

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:10 No.17766052
    give trude the shit.

    while still wrapped in a towel
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:10 No.17766054
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:10 No.17766055
    I'm pretty much sure that going after Trude naked won't do us good.
    ESPECIALLY If Wilcke is somewhere near.

    Get clothes, do whatever we were supposed to do after the bath
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:10 No.17766056

    >Roar of anticipation


    If we can somehow snag Ian, Sean or Perrine to back us up, we might avoid defenstration.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:11 No.17766067
    I am glad this thread is here. I no longer need to refresh the front page every few minutes while my brain screams "STRIKE WITCH QUEST, FUCKING WHEN?"

    Now I can refresh this thread every few minutes while waiting for the next update.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:11 No.17766070
    It's cool bro we have PANTS and TOWEL.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:11 No.17766072
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    >If any more women try to grab your gun, you at least want the option of drawing your weapon.

    Pftha. Anyways, give Trude schnapps and hope for pic related.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:13 No.17766094

    I know that feel bro.


    Once shes calmed down, spring the surprise on her. The schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:13 No.17766098
    Sean saved Erica's life and she thanked him. We save Trude and she punches us in the fucking nose.

    This does not seem like a fair and just system of exchange.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:13 No.17766099
    Is that.. Graf Eisen in her hand?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:14 No.17766105
    Sounds like she's not much better off.

    >angry young woman in her underwear screams unintelligibly at you.
    >she finishes her intense, unintelligible lecture, glares at you with steely eyes, and storms off.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)19:14 No.17766106
    Glorious! In time for this quest!
    Find trude, find out what her problem is
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:14 No.17766109

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:14 No.17766114
    Is that a warhammer?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:15 No.17766122
    Nah, it lacks the PPCs and SRM 6 pack.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:16 No.17766129
    Yep, that's Graf Eisen.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:16 No.17766132
    Because Trude has a jealousy fit.
    She feels that we're supposed to go for her instead of Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:16 No.17766134
    Wait, aren't we still in the bath?

    Ask Charlotte what the fuck just happened, and why the fuck is the standard operating procedure on this base is to try and kill somebody if you are mad at them.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:18 No.17766149
    Jesus Christ. How do you even begin to explain that we would break out in a sweat if we had to choose between a box of razor blades and Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:18 No.17766154
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:18 No.17766156
    I like you. We can be friends.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:19 No.17766165
    Also, why the hell are we still using the "friendly" nickname, friends don't go around punching each other in the face without at least explaining why /first/
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:19 No.17766173
    Oh yeah, Strike Witches Quest

    Ask her what the hell that was for.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:19 No.17766174
    >Girl logic
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:20 No.17766181
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    That seems a tad harsh, friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:20 No.17766185

    That we're pilots. We're not 'grounded' enough to deal with TONARE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:20 No.17766186
    On top of that, why explain at all, bitches lose the right to demand explanations when they decide to hit you before searching for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:21 No.17766195
    This is true. I'm sorry. Razorblades are fairly useful.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:21 No.17766200
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    Captcha ate my pic
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)19:21 No.17766201
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    How fortunate, you decide, that you've already got a peace offering. Booze. Booze heals all miseries and unites all peoples, it sustains men across oceans and Germans still stuck with living in Germany haHA so it's the go-to answer for this, as well.

    Besides, it's not like you've got many other gambits. You usually just say "I'm a fighter pilot, baaaybeeeeee" and wait for the skirts to drop. That doesn't get you too far with other pilots, though - a WAC taught Sean that lesson the hard way with a creatively lodged ashtray a few months ago.

    So, still toweling off, your shirt draped over one shoulder, you head upstairs to find the mint schnapps you acquired for Trude. On your way upstairs, you pass near the 501t's briefing room, where you can hear the sounds of an argument in progress. Up the hall, you see Perrine crouching near the corner, stealing stealthy looks around, so intent on her target she still hasn't noticed you.

    Fresh from the bath, you don't look like much - but you've got your pants on, and only a fool underestimates a man with a towel.

    >Disregard distractions, acquire Schnapps?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:22 No.17766211
    There's that most peculiar photo of us kissing Perrine.
    Also, there was that bedroom scene.
    Shit's awkward
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:22 No.17766213
    I like you as well anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:22 No.17766219

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:22 No.17766220
    Solid snake our way around them.

    If Perinne sees us and pursues, ABORT ABORT ABORT RAPE WHISTLE
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)19:22 No.17766221
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    Second. You can be my friend too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:23 No.17766228
    Ditch bitches; acquire snackage.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:23 No.17766229
    Disregard distractions. Fucking around with Perrine has already earned us one punch in the nose. Trude. Schnapps. Disregard annoying French bints.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:23 No.17766236
    >Disregard distractions, acquire Schnapps
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:24 No.17766239
    Though I recognize your right to do as you please, I wish to interject that Strike Witches is among my list of the things I hate the absolute most on this Earth.

    Propeller legs and same-face animu girls with "hnnnng panty shots, like I've never seen these before!" is tasteless drivel scrapped from the blackened, water damaged bottom of the shit barrel.

    Thank you for your time.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)19:24 No.17766240
    Disregard, acquire schnapps
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:24 No.17766242


    I expect Sakamoto on the other side of the door.

    Along with Mina.

    >Pilots, terrible attention span
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:24 No.17766247
    You mean I'm not the only one who's had the crazy idea to make tank witches BT army?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:24 No.17766250
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:24 No.17766251

    >How fortunate, you decide, that you've already got a peace offering. Booze. Booze heals all miseries and unites all peoples, it sustains men across oceans and Germans still stuck with living in Germany haHA so it's the go-to answer for this, as well.

    Disregard distractions, acquire Schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:25 No.17766256
    at least you/he doesn't hang around to keep bashing like that vector fuck.

    Acquire schnapps
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:25 No.17766258
    Ask Perrine what's up.
    Espionage together.
    Wait for Trude to see this
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:26 No.17766263

    If you model Major Miles, you will have my undying love.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:26 No.17766264
    Bounce like there is no tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:26 No.17766265
    perrine has gotten us into far too much trouble. Let's just get the schnapps
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:26 No.17766266
    we're on a mission. get that booze.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)19:26 No.17766269
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    And that is why we're steamrolling through it with all the grace and tact of a Tiger tank commanded by Charlie Sheen on speed powering through a combination fine china and stained-glassware store.

    Seriously, that's half the fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:26 No.17766270
    I recognise and respect your opinion. While I have never actually watched the anime, I enjoy this quest very much.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)19:27 No.17766282
    >Disregard distractions, acquire Schnapps
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:28 No.17766292
    Espionage. It might be related to why Trude punched us.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:29 No.17766296
    thats why we know for a fact /a/ likes it.

    this quest is different because we are playing a guy who deliberately fucks with the everything because he can.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:29 No.17766301
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    >Disregard distractions, acquire Schnapps
    We don't give a fuck, remember?

    C-Can we be friends? I'm sorry about requesting your court-martial in the first thread. I requested some nice artwork for you as a apology: >>17766200

    N-Not that I like you or anything *Blush*
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:29 No.17766303
    I thought It's obvious why would she punch us
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:30 No.17766308
    Your responses have been dully noted, and will be considered at a later date with an impartial and unbiased attitude.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:31 No.17766317
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    Graf Eisen best device or BESTEST device. Unfortunately not the case though as that would be Raising Heart, but still, being a rocket mallet attached to a gothic lolita berserker knight which she half uses for propulsion is hella sweet. The fact it has a shot gun mechanism for magic cartridges just seals the deal.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:31 No.17766321
    I've a couple theories. Half the damn point of going to Eastchurch was to unruffle feathers, we almost died for that, so I think we should finish our mission instead of half-assing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:32 No.17766329
    Espionage, then bounce
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:32 No.17766332
    WE (as in, the players) know that Trude has/had a major crush on us after saving her life, and is extremely jealous of that newspaper photo.

    The, MC however, is dense as fuck and hasn't realized this.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:32 No.17766335
    Everyone likes me, hell, someone said the same thing to me in the last thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:32 No.17766339
    I don't see why we should care about why she punched us, choosing that option instead of you know, actually talking to us should have dropped her straight onto our shit list.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:34 No.17766355
    Let's just give her the schnapps. Ignore all else
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:34 No.17766360
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    Get the schnapps, knowing Perrine, it'll only be a matter of time before we get a few thousands jolts through us.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:35 No.17766366

    Continue being a sneaky spying bastard.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:35 No.17766368
    you also need the fact that most of the homicidal bitches are already on our shit list.

    our shit list doesn't need new additions any time soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:36 No.17766372
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    However, it lacks the grace and subtlety of taping a trio of satchel charges together and using it to mash faces.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:36 No.17766373
    Do we? Does she? Considering all the rampant lesbianism around here it's just as likely that she has a massive crush on Perrine. But who could ever love Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:37 No.17766381
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    All things considered. If she was gonna crush on a witch, it would be Yoshika.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:37 No.17766385
    We are a MC, our shit list is long enough to hold every name in the world.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)19:38 No.17766390
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    That's creepy. And you know why it's creepy, you creep.
    >> Fuck it. planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)19:38 No.17766391
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    You consider the doorway for a moment. No doubt there's some incredibly relevant argument going on there that will reveal the cogs and gears behind the scenes, the internal workings of power.

    You look at Perrine. Indubitably you'd get a temporary kick out of sneaking up on her and learn more about her personality and/or interpersonal relationships between the Witches.

    In short, all things filed under the "zero" column in your running tabulation of "fucks currently given." You're a pilot. As you've been told so often, they don't pay you to think, just to not die. You exit the area unmolested, unpunched, unscolded - and with your pants intact.

    Hey, progress!

    In your room you change into a pair of fresh, clean uniform pants, still somewhat looking like they've been pressed once upon a time, comb your hair (a little,) put on your jacket and make yourself presentable. Then you take the two bottles of mint schnapps, wrap a bit of ribbon around them you found in the bottom of your barracks bag (you don't remember the story behind that, now that you think of it,) and go forth to find Trude.

    After putting on your pistol belt, of course.

    You're about halfway down the hall when you hear somebody hailing you from behind. Two men in snappy, immaculate uniforms and white helmets identifying them as Miserable Pissants come trotting up behind you, all stiff and formal.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:38 No.17766392
    Remember how mad she got when we called Minna by her first name and wouldn't call her by her nickname? Or the glare she gave Erica to go off and get a shopping list so she could be alone with us for 10 minutes? She fell, hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:38 No.17766396

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:38 No.17766397
    >just as likely that she has a massive crush on Perrine
    Suddenly being dense seems like an awfully fine opportunity to troll the shit out of everyone on the base
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:38 No.17766403
    If the yuri pairings are following anything close to "canon," Trude would be most likely crushing on Shirley or Erica.
    Only because Trude is a Siscon, and Yoshika reminds her of her sister Chris.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:39 No.17766406
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    Trude (in the anime) likes Yoshika, because Yoshika looks like Trude's sister, Chris.

    Meaning Trude is into incest.
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    >no reply
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:40 No.17766421

    Slightly disturbing molestation time in the bath does not balance this out. Motherfucker cannot catch a break.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:41 No.17766424
    Shirley's tits are hypnotic, she could be completely straight and still astounded by them.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:41 No.17766427
    You know, we really should have found out how many Mint Schnapps and other forms of high grade drink we could have fit into a a B-52
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:41 No.17766429
    Because while no fucks may be given, resisting MP's is just stupid. And not the 'stupid but he saved the day' stupid, but the 'thrown into a jail cell and never flies again' stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:41 No.17766430

    We have a mission. There is only one thing to do.

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:41 No.17766432
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    oh lord, off to jail again
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:43 No.17766457
    Hey, sorry for being completely off-topic, but does someone know, where to get a free copy of In Harm's Way: Aces and Angels? Seems it's something you guys could possibly know about.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:43 No.17766462
    I don't care what happens next as long as our booze is safe and deliveried to Trude.
    We made through those buzzing martians, then those guys should be no problem
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:44 No.17766466

    >Engineer a barfight
    >steal booze
    >effectively piss all over Luke's desk

    More like, which charge?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:44 No.17766467
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    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)19:44 No.17766476
    He can't prove it was us! And did he honestly expect no retribution for that picture? He was asking for it.
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:45 No.17766480

    but it was so poetic!

    we have to shout that from the gallows.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:45 No.17766481
    >They have taken you from the Imperial City's prison, first by carriage and now by boat, to the east to Morrowind. Fear not, for I am watchful, you have been chosen.

    And then SUDDENLY: Morrowind Quest!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:45 No.17766492
    God I hate all of you.
    >Girl runs up and punches you out of the blue
    >I had best apologize because clearly that was all my fault and not her being an over-reacting bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:45 No.17766495
    >which charges?

    That said, we stole enough shit to be classified as grand theft last time.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:45 No.17766497

    we signed the picture we left where his booze used to be...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:46 No.17766501

    We SIGNED the fucking newspaper.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:46 No.17766506
    Maybe they just want to be friends. I like friends! Do they like friends. Friends don't arrest friends, right? Or punch them in the face.

    Christ, I miss Sean and Ian.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766508
    No, see, now we get to make her feel like shit for punching us by being nice. GUILT TRIP.
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766509
    I look away for FIVE MINUTES and we are already at 100 posts. Dayum! Catching up now.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766513

    Circumstantial! The fact we signed the newspaper and left in in his office is irrelevant to anything we may or may not have done in the bar.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766516
    The schnapps are to get her to listen to us explain ourselves, it's not an apology, if she doesn't like how the events went down, then tough shit. Besides, we are going to have to give her the fucking booze eventually anyway, why not now?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766518
    fuck. Once you hit level 7...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766519
    Who said anything about apologising?
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    We probably did something to deserve it, all things considered.
    You say we should put her on our shit-list?
    We're on EVERYBODY ELSE'S shit-list, and you didn't expect consequences?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766521

    SW Quest is da best Quest
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:47 No.17766523
    ABORT. Get to plane by any means necessary. Bounce the MPs.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:48 No.17766527
    I think were trying to find out WHY we got punched and the mint schnapps are our shields in case of another attack.
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    The men halt just out of arms reach, hands resting on their shiny leather holsters. You play a jaundiced eye over them.


    They ask for your name, and you identify yourself.

    "Sir, we've been ordered to fetch you by General Patton. You're wanted in the briefing room."

    You throw your hands up dramatically. "And I suppose you're supposed to escort me and make sure I'm not kidnapped by Martians dressed as little girls in their underwear, or something?"

    The larger MP looks at you levelly. "You say that like it's highly unlikely or something."

    ".... good point," you concede. The last 72 hours have changed the smartass metrics a bit, you're not entirely caught up with it.

    On reaching the briefing room, the MPs take up position outside the doors and proceed to look incredibly bored. You push your way inside and find enough brass to make a mountain of artillery shells. Patton is there, the man who's dress pegs him as that Nice German Who Gave You Coffee and A Cigar is there, Leigh-Malleroy, your freshly-minted addition to your personal hate club made yesterday, and of course Minna, looking serene and officer-ly.

    As you walk in, all eyes in the room look at your face, then lock on somewhere near your belt. You follow their gazes down to the bottles of schnapps with the bow on them, in your hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:48 No.17766530

    no one has said apologize yet. just go get the booze and see what the fuck is going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:48 No.17766535
    This needs to be spoken aloud.

    I want them to feel uncomfortable
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:49 No.17766548

    fuck fuck fuck. shoulda hidden that shit oh god.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:49 No.17766554
    Not theirs, can't have.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:50 No.17766556
    i bet minna did this shit since she hates the fuck out of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:50 No.17766558

    "...No you can't have any, my preciooooous"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:50 No.17766559
    Why does she deserve to get an explanation? her sitting there mad until she decides to apologize is far more effective in preventing such occurrences in the future.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:50 No.17766568
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:50 No.17766569
    Oh great. We're about to get voluntold for a secret mission that is only slightly suicidal.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)19:50 No.17766570
    Second, patton can fuck himself, the schnapps is our leverage for the witches. Shit's ours, we stole it fair and square.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:51 No.17766577
    Slowly hide th ebottles behind your back.

    Salute awkwardly
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:51 No.17766578
    Lay out some ground rules for gracing them with your presence. The booze is off limits and we're keeping the lighter.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)19:51 No.17766581
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    Don't give a fuck!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:52 No.17766592

    >Nice German

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:52 No.17766594
    Thank the nice Kraut for the coffee
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:52 No.17766601
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:52 No.17766602
    >Bouncing grunts

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766609
    If I know anything about officers, you will not leave that room with alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766612
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766613
    "My eyes are up here."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766614
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    dont even mention the schnapps. just ask what they need.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766617
    This war is in danger of ruining most of our fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766622

    I'm gonna say we shouldn't fuck with the numerous kind gentlemen who could have our ass in prison for any number of charges. But they get none of the booze. None of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766624
    Move bottles to left hand, lazily salute, thank the German for the coffee.
    Ignore their looks at the schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:53 No.17766625


    Oh god, i nearly choked.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:54 No.17766627

    Some more theme music for the quest.

    ...Anyone else remember watching this on History Channel when they were home from school sick?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)19:54 No.17766643
    Hey, I found this image of a STRIKE WARLOCK for the thread.
    Pixiv is glorious and Planefag you need to make an account there just to have unlimited image works.
    Also. Walk smartly with the bottles hidden.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)19:54 No.17766644
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    "Pilot," Minna says. "Where did you get that?"

    "I paid for it," you say, perfectly honestly. It did indeed cost you. You marvel at the firing squad setup, though - Luke isn't the kind of man to acknowledge other people who've pulled shit as crazy as he has; much less admit to having been soundly trumped. It'd look petty in front of such big-hitting brass, too.

    "And where," Patton says, arms crossed, "did you get the *staggering* amount of booze that is sloshing around the entire ground crew's quarters as we speak?"

    Oh. Right.

    "I bought it."

    You pause.

    "From *stores,*" you add helpfully.

    The pitch of Patton's voice rises as the short, stout man seems to expand with wrath. "And what the HELL WAS IT DOING IN AN ARMY AIR CORPS COMBAT AIRCRAFT!?" he roars, like an army of viking squirrels. You glance at Minna quickly, but her face is completely impassive.

    Yeah, you'd better talk fast.

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)19:55 No.17766646
    I maintain that we should be very angry at Trude. We'd within our rights to kick the shit out of her at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:55 No.17766647
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    They want our schnapps. WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)19:55 No.17766651
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    fuckin shit cock capatcha shit
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:56 No.17766664
    Improving enlisted morale sir!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:56 No.17766668

    well it would have taken forever to get it here in a boat, sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:56 No.17766669
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    >...Anyone else remember watching this on History Channel when they were home from school sick?

    YES. Motherfuckin' Corsairs ALLL UP IN MAH CHILDHOOD. Shit was so cash when I was a kid.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:56 No.17766672
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    I'm guessing "I was holding it for a friend." isn't going cut it?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:56 No.17766676
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    We're dead. Minna, for god's sake, say something!!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)19:56 No.17766678
    Mention the shopping list thT was provided. We were merely taking requests
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766680
    Fuck, I bet the entire ground crew is already hammered.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766681
    They are my belongings, I was ordered to transfer myself, and therefore my belongings, to this base, so I did what I was told to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766682
    >> Doc 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766684

    Suddenly, serious face

    "For morale sir.

    Our ground crew lost 5 good men in the last attack. This was the only way to send them off."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766685
    Setting up an O-Club sir
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766689
    Being flown back to base so that the ground crew could give a proper send off to their comrades who died in the fighting. Sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766690
    Restoring... morale of the gorund crew?

    I'm sorry, I had no idea that things are so different here.

    (Oy, we look like we're actually sorry)
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766691
    We found the burning bridge. Time to take a swan dive!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:57 No.17766695

    "Being flown, sir"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766697

    INCIDENTALLY, if you've read anything of Pappy Boyington and VF-22, you might have an idea of how to wiggle out of this situation.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766700

    Sakamoto told me to get the good stuff.

    what she did.

    If all else fails hopefully we won't have to pull the gnome card in order to make it out of this.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766703
    "Want some?"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766704
    That's what I've been saying all along, but a bunch of these guys are all trying to chase after her and explain like some love-sick puppy.

    Protip guys, if you do that sort of thing after an assault, it reinforces that behavior, no apologies or explanations of any sort until /after/ she apologizes for hitting us, then /talks/ to us about the issue.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766706
    "I...put it there?"
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766711
    We got the booze with the intention of giving it to the staff for their funeral party or something, didn't we? it was a needed morale boost after a toughass fight. And we'll thank them to note we were still PLENTY combat capable on the flight back, seeing as we made it out of that clusterfuck.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766714

    "It was being delivered to the fine men of this island. Engineers who didn't hesitate when we were attacked and promptly defended it, at the cost of five of their own. If that doesn't earn a man some booze then nothing does."

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:58 No.17766717
    >pull out list
    >fuck everyone over to make of point of continuously treating you like ass
    >no fucks given.
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)19:59 No.17766718
    "Keeping the enlisted men's morale afloat sir"

    Its liquid see.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:59 No.17766719
    "Was I supposed to carry it here?"
    btw I'm sure Patton likes us when we don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:59 No.17766720
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    "Being transported, boss. I had a permit."
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)19:59 No.17766721
    That isn't even an option. We take that to our grave.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)19:59 No.17766722

    best answer
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:00 No.17766736

    Emergency jet fuel?

    ...Oh wait, we don't have jets.

    Aha! Pull a Costanza!

    "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this. If anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here about that sort of thing being frowned upon..."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:00 No.17766743
    Definitely these.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:00 No.17766746
    ThIS IS IT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:00 No.17766747
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)20:01 No.17766753
    Well if we go the Toga Santa idea I had earlier, we could put Trude on the naughty list.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:01 No.17766758
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:02 No.17766766
    Protip: Generals typically cannot be guilted with dead soldiers when A:, those soldiers are not under their command, and B: the quantity of the dead is under 50.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:03 No.17766779
    Deliver all the presents except for hers? yeah, I'd be fine with that. means she has to come to us for her request.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:03 No.17766785
    We used to the aircraft to transport the booze, dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:04 No.17766793
    I must commit a SHAMEFUR DISPRAY.

    It's been years since I've boned up on my military knowledge, but I used to love aviation as a kid (until my shitty eyesight sort of killed that dream). I'd forgotten about Pappy, and a quick scan of the wikipedia page tells me that the best answer is: SHOOT DOWN EVERY PLANE.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:04 No.17766794
    Duly noted.

    So what, we stick to the morale thing?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:06 No.17766812
    Short, simple and as opaque as humanely possible? yeah that seems like it's pretty much the only way out of this alive.
    >> Doc 02/01/12(Wed)20:06 No.17766816

    It's still our best bet. Shows some sort of cares-for-the-men-way-too-much
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:06 No.17766817
    Is your dad Billy Bishop?
    Does he believe in WINNING strategy?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:07 No.17766841
    Pappy Boyington answer:

    "I flew it here? Did you want some?"

    (0 Fucks Given.)
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:08 No.17766845
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    "We were setting up an O-club."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:10 No.17766875
    That makes me wonder if we took one of the dozen or so pair of aviators. I get the feeling it could mask any nervousness we have about the situation.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)20:11 No.17766889
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    >hit refresh
    >whole post deleted by chrome

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:11 No.17766893
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    whos nervous? everything is under control.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)20:11 No.17766896
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    Clipboard is your friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:11 No.17766897
    Go back.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:11 No.17766898
    I am against the Costanza, because we must be able to stand by our own actions. We fucked up, but we have to own up for it.

    But we fucked up for a good reason, so we tell the "truth". I would say that we were asked to bring booze for the engineers who have a very good reason to need this booze.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:11 No.17766901
    Always ctrl+c
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:12 No.17766914
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)20:13 No.17766917

    It may be a bit of a pain, but after having FF crash on me (before switching to nightly), I type up in a word processor and then just copy/paste.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:13 No.17766929
    There is a proper military way to deal with nervousness, and how to disguise it from your commanding officers, and it is to pick a point on the wall directly behind and slightly above the officer in questions head, stand at attention, and stare fixedly at that point not shifting your eyes or moving for any reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:15 No.17766951
    >proper military
    >implying we are not pilot don'tgibafuk and in any way proper
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:16 No.17766968
    In this case, this is how you survive not giving a fuck.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)20:18 No.17766982
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    You look Patton dead in the eye.

    "Well it would've taken *forever* by boat, sir."

    Patton balls his fist up as if he's thinking of striking you. "You impeded the combat ability of an Army Air Corps fighting machine so you could ship in a booze-barge and, from what I hear, a laundry-list of fancy gifts to hand out like a sugar daddy in a New Orleans whorehouse!" Patton's face is pale, which you've learned in many a bar is prelude to a good asskicking. "You may be an officer, but you are no gentleman, and you will answer for your poor conduct after a stay in the stockade!" His head swivels for the door and you know he's about to call the MPs.

    "Whorehouse?" Minna breathes, her voice dangerously soft. Pattons' imminent squeal for the MPs dies in his throat. "If he's the pimp, then my soldiers are the whores?"

    "I said no such thing," Patton yips at her, eyes wary.

    Minna turns to the corner of the room. "Yoshika?"

    The little girl stands up from where the rows of seats had mostly obscured her, and begins reading from a clipboard. "-a laundry list of fanciful gifts to hand out like a sugar daddy in a New Orleans wh-"

    "FINE," Patton growls. "He was planning on treating your honest soldiers like little girls-"

    "I've seen enough of his antics to know his failings, and that is not one of them," Minna says. "Allow him to speak." The 'or I'll call the press right now' goes unsaid.

    Patton glares dirks and daggers at you, but you've got your shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:20 No.17767012
    Alright, Minna gets her gift troll free now.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:20 No.17767016
    what the fuck is going on
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)20:20 No.17767023
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    Oh, shit. Did Minna just save our ass?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:20 No.17767024

    Patton being whipped by Mina.

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:20 No.17767025
    ok, minna is officially off the shit list.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:20 No.17767026
    >threatening to blackmail motherfuckin' PATTON to give us a chance to save ourselves

    Damn, my opinion of Minna just went waaay up.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:21 No.17767031
    We give no fucks. Just straight up tell him the truth. We picked up all that stuff as a favor to the girls, since honestly they're pretty much cooped on this island all the damn time. If Patton doesn't give any fuck about the morale of his troops, then he's a fucking terrible commander.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)20:21 No.17767034
    >Patton being a dick
    >Minna backing us up

    What is this, bizarro world?

    "I'm getting things they specifically requested, as I was already heading to the town anyways I saved valuable fuel that another supply craft would have required."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:21 No.17767035
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:21 No.17767038
    minna's fucks given: 0
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)20:22 No.17767041
    Oh no he didn't!

    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)20:22 No.17767046
    I take offense at the "impeded the combat ability" bit, we shot down fuckers JUST FINE while loaded up with booze. We mentioned the engagement on the flight back, didn't we? No?

    As far as the gifts go, we were headed out there anyway, why not improve morale and make sure we wont have problems fitting in to the new unit. internal strife hurts the unit's combat effectiveness after all...Sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:22 No.17767047
    We're going to pay for this. Somehow.

    But honestly, Minna just got done deserved SOMETHING GOOD for that shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:22 No.17767049
    we give her the gift trolling free now
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:22 No.17767052
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:22 No.17767057

    "You sir, are correct. By speaking with my number one ho right here, you now owe me...upwards to a million dollars, my own castle womanned by sexy, of-legal-age-and-wearing-pants staff and all the planes I can fly."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:23 No.17767058
    The only thing brought back on that plane were items requested by and paid for by the people who were to recieve them, they were not gifts, they were comfort goods that would normally have been impossible for the inhabitants of this base to find.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:23 No.17767061
    These two.

    At least near troll free. We cannot be 100% clean about this.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:23 No.17767067
    >giving a damn about his troops beyond their physical ability to fight

    Patton gives no fucks about this "morale" you speak of.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)20:23 No.17767074

    Except for all the actual gifts...
    Aviators, pants, schnapps, watch...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:24 No.17767079
    minnas a cunt but she backs up her unit. we know this. everyone stop acting shocked.

    say this.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:24 No.17767081
    I'm with this guy.
    Makes sense
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:25 No.17767101
    We didn't get a WHAT DO prompt.

    Planefag is busy writing a continuation of the previous post.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:26 No.17767117
    Ahh, but there's no reason to suspect that he actually knows about those, or in the case that he does, there's no reason to believe that he thinks they're any different from the rest of the items.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)20:27 No.17767135
    >but you've got your shot

    That's prompt enough for me, bub.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:27 No.17767149
    I know. We still must acquire pimp cane and outfit and call any Perrine we don't like 'our Ho'. And tell her that Minna made us say it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)20:28 No.17767155
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    "I followed my orders to the LETTER," you state. "Commander?"

    "I gave him permission to fly to his former base at Eastchurch to transfer his and his crew's personal effects. His aircraft is experimental and needs more test-hours, and we've no transports to spare at the moment."

    "Exactly," you state. "I, or my crew, personally owned everything on that aircraft." Possession is 9/10ths of the law, after all.

    "And the massive amount of booze you brought home to destroy the combat effectiveness of this base, AND your own aircraft!?"

    It's not very smart, in a room full of men who could end your career in a heartbeat, but smart people don't fly planes if they also want to have long careers, or anything else primarily dependent on living. "The engineers are honoring their five men who died with valor defending this base from an overwhelming, surprise Martian attack, doing the job the ARMY should have done, against an enemy who's mastered mobile warfare," you snarl, and you see Patton tremble with rage. "My payload drastically increased my combat effectiveness, allowing me to achieve hithero unprecedented dive speeds and catch the Martian rocket-bombs in time to down one of them. The suds of the busted bottles helped douse the incendiary rounds the Martans fire; the Army Air Corps would be well-advised to look into beer as a possible fire-suppression agent on combat aircraft! And my radar-operator told me the beer we stacked in the nose-cap acted as a heat-sink, improving our radar's operational capacity by a good ten-percent!" You're still standing at loose attention, but your trembling with suppressed energy.
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)20:28 No.17767157
    The aviators and pants are all meant to help unit integration.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)20:30 No.17767180
    And the blood drains from the faces and knuckles of every person present.
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)20:30 No.17767183
    >the Army Air Corps would be well-advised to look into beer as a possible fire-suppression agent on combat aircraft!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:30 No.17767186
    We must stand ready. If Patton removes his gloves or baton and discards them in fury we must secure the artifact.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:30 No.17767187
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:30 No.17767192
    rolled 15 = 15


    When all else fails, lie like a motherfucker and never look back.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:30 No.17767194
    >Telling Patton that booze makes planes work better to his face.

    >>We are going to die.

    >>>Save us, rommel?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:30 No.17767196

    turn left and slap them all with our dick.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:31 No.17767199
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    OH MC, you awesome fellow.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:31 No.17767209
    So what we're say is... every plane needs booze on it. FUND IT.

    Agreed. The schnapps are the highest priority in case things get ugly.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:31 No.17767213
    The main issue here is the booze. There's no way we can pass off as "they wanted us to buy it", even if it's true because, well, Patton.

    Our best shot, I think, would be something like "Yeah, I got the booze since I was going to the town anyway and it seemed like a good idea to give the enlisted men a break" with an implied "you were not fucking here resisting a motherfucking Martian snatch-and-grab ground assault like me and the rest of the base's personnel so SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN."

    Either Patton will punch us in the dick or start appreciating the cut of our jib. Or both, but still.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)20:31 No.17767214

    He's either going to be filled with rage or break out in hysterics.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:32 No.17767218
    More proof that we need a pimp cane. We just told 'dem bitches not to mess wit our '40.

    Dem bitches, of course, being so much brass as to rival our balls, and our number one ho.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:32 No.17767220
    >has been sort of eh
    >is now YES

    Fight the power!
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)20:32 No.17767221
    hysterical laughter, rather.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:32 No.17767222
    Or we could do what we just did, yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:33 No.17767230
    Then use Mark Clark as a human shield. Nothing of value will be lost; in fact, our combat effectiveness should improve by an order of magnitude.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:33 No.17767231
    You were right the first time, comrade.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:34 No.17767241
    There is only one possible song that could be played at this moment.

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:34 No.17767242
    inb4 dishonorable discharge.
    inb4 'finding work in post depression america quest'
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:34 No.17767245
    Wait a second guys.

    If Minna and Yoshika were here.
    And just about everyone else was in the bath.
    And Perrine was spying on Barkhorn.

    Who was sticking up for us to Barkhorn?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:35 No.17767255
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:35 No.17767263
    Sakamoto is still lazing around somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:35 No.17767265

    >Who was sticking up for us to Barkhorn?

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:35 No.17767268
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    Pharaoh Beerâ„¢!

    Taste Forever!

    Also the #1 preferred track tension gauge for the Federated Suns' Armored Divions*!

    *Note: Pharaoh Beer does not endorse drinking while operating heavy vehicles. Pharaoh Beer is not liable for any damages or catastrophic piloting errors or ammunition explosions while operating under the influence of Pharaoh Beer. Drink responsibly.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:35 No.17767272

    Maybe Hartmann. That little troll, messing with us again.
    >> na 02/01/12(Wed)20:35 No.17767274
    Booze as AFFF... well I know chemically it might work, I'll have to look into that.
    Even if he does that, we are famous enough that we can literally join any small nation's military or sign up for Volunteer forces assuming this WW2 is anything like the real world's WW2.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:36 No.17767281
    So we got a chance on explainig all this shit and blew It on beer-so-good-for-planes nonsense?

    That's kind of awesome and badass but seriously, we're going to die.
    Perhaps Sean would be able to reanimate us but only so he could yeall at us for being retarded
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:36 No.17767282
    Yeah, that's what I'm expecting our complete "no fucks given" attitude will eventually result in.
    Probably a hard labor prison camp instead of a simple discharge, though, knowing these players.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:36 No.17767284
    Yeah, there would be no reason for Perrine to be interested otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:37 No.17767297
    We'll either end up drummed out of the service or promoted.

    I'm not sure which is worse.
    >> Nav 02/01/12(Wed)20:37 No.17767298
    my face when 4chan X eats my post.
    America doesn't have hard labor camps besides Levingworth at this point, or Angola oh god
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)20:39 No.17767328
    Prison Quest....has a nice ring to it
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:39 No.17767339
    Well, we've pissed off enough brass and gotten on everyone's shit lists.
    I mean, now that we're part of the 501st, maybe Minna can shield us a bit, but to the rest of the military we're still just expendable conventional forces, not a valuable Witch.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:40 No.17767356
    Not like we haven't been raped before.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)20:41 No.17767362
    A good pilot is pretty much god bro. Even in WW2, truly good pilots were so hard they were worth their weight in gold, because it takes so long to train pilots properly.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:42 No.17767377
    Fuck, if worst comes to worst, reveal our gnomehood. Anything to keep us in the pilot's seat.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:42 No.17767378

    of course you guys realise we've pretty much just announced that we are unnaturally lucky to General Patton, like what are the chances our weighed down heavy fighter would catch these rocket aliums at the right angle and just when we happened to have more weight.

    What are the chances that we would encounter enemies who specifically use incendary ammo? Stuff like that, everything, like it always does for us, just clicked.

    And we just announced it. For what, the third day in a row of combat.

    Yeah. We are so wizards.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)20:42 No.17767385
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    "How the hell-"

    "The Black Widow, Sir, let me tell you about it. It's a heavy son-of-a-bitch with too much drag and too little engine power so if you want to catch something it's only got one virtue, it falls like a fucking anchor with a sky phobia. The heavier it is, the better it plummets towards earth, and after that every inch of materiel between me and Martian rockets is a blessing because you ain't dodging jack shit in that fatassed whore."

    Patton closes his mouth, obviously backed up a bit. He thinks, then begins to speak-

    "-So throw down your gloves or slap me with 'em, because that's the size of it and I'll stand on it, in front of a military tribunal, press microphones or anything and anywhere else."



    "Your uniform is incomplete," Patton says immediately. He barks at the door, and one of the MPs comes in. "Fine this man two dollars for having no cover and no tie," he says, and the MP dutifully fills out the paperwork. He hands it to you, and you immediately place it in your mouth and eat it.

    This seems to amuse Patton greatly. He nods at you, quite suddenly respectful, and you feel the tension in the air dissipate a bit.

    "Oh," you say, turning to the German. "I forgot." You take out the lighter with the initials "E.R." on it, and hand it back. Rommel nods, smiling, and pockets it.

    "Gentlemen, I need to speak to the pilot privately. Is our business concluded?"

    "Indeed, Commander, you are dismissed," one of the Brits replies lazily, and Minna takes you into the hall.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:42 No.17767386
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:43 No.17767390

    No. We're GNOMES.

    >And then anon was punched in the face.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:43 No.17767395

    Oh patton won't notice that.

    Rommal though, hes gonna wanna talk to us later, and alone...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:43 No.17767396
    Male wizardry is hardly common knowledge, though. Maybe Patton will go HEEEEEEY WAIT A FUCKING SECOND at one point, but I doubt he can put things together now.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:43 No.17767397
    Luck didn't fly that plane or know how to react in the circumstances.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)20:43 No.17767402
    That's not an option. To the grave.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:44 No.17767412
    Not in a world where you can equip a little girl with turbo legs and watch her being unstoppable rape machine.
    Witches death count through the whole war was 8, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:44 No.17767415
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:44 No.17767418

    oh fuck that cant be good.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:44 No.17767420
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    >Minna takes you into the hall.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:44 No.17767421

    Why would you?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:44 No.17767423

    *Eats the ticket in front of him*

    I think this has got to be a record: This quest is fifteen threads in without a single fuck given.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:45 No.17767425

    >Eating the fucking paperwork.

    Have I mentioned today that I love SWQ?

    >To Mina

    The only correct response now would be dere.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:45 No.17767426
    yes. If worst comes to worst, we reveal that Ian is a gnome and he punches us in the face
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:45 No.17767428
    keep that whistle ready
    >> scientific savoir of EARTH 02/01/12(Wed)20:45 No.17767429
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    Are the older threads archives some where, and if they are could I get a link?

    or alteast a summary of whats happened so far
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)20:45 No.17767431
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:45 No.17767434
    >You take out the lighter with the initials "E.R." on it, and hand it back.
    Ah, dammit, why'd you go and do that!
    The artifact! Our completion score!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:46 No.17767440

    Planefag, this crosses a line.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:46 No.17767441
    Because we need to pay the Great RNG In Heaven if we want to continue giving no fucks.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:46 No.17767442
    Crisis averted
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)20:46 No.17767447
    what the fuck army.jpg or he on a duty status.

    And yeah, Minna is a friend of Justice and an amazing witch.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:46 No.17767450
    Umm...we're okay...?

    What the hell is going on anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:46 No.17767452

    I read "...and Minna takes you into the hall" as "...and Minna takes you into hell."

    I'm not entirely sure that I was incorrect in my first read-through.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:47 No.17767458
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    >He hands it to you, and you immediately place it in your mouth and eat it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:47 No.17767461
    Of course your not. it's Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:47 No.17767463
    Wheres the goddamn watch!!!

    If its not here with us, ask to meet her later to spring it on her.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:47 No.17767464
    We're armed, remember?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:47 No.17767465
    We just lost two god damn dollars, that's what just happened. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:47 No.17767471

    Oh hey Minna, what's up, don't mind us, we're just burning bridges and reminding everyone that the only person who matters is us.

    It's cool, don't have to thank us, we're just doing what we do best, you know, saving the world on alien at a time. Oh right, I forgot, I got you this sweet watch while I was out, thought you'd like it, but don't jump on my junk or anything, I just don't want you down my neck all the time, you dig?

    Now how about you let me get back to my business, I got girls to turn into men, you understand right?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:48 No.17767479
    Do the
    and hand over the watch thingy
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:49 No.17767484
    Also, whoring the girls out. As we are their pimp and what not.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:49 No.17767492
    Gentlemen, relax!
    This means we get to EARN the lighter the normal way
    By stealing it from Rommel.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:49 No.17767497
    Two dollars is a small price to pay for speaking shit to Patton and shutting him down like that.
    Though giving up Rommel's Lighter was a big blow.

    At least we still have Minna's Memo Pad.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:50 No.17767510

    You heard the lady, they ain't no whores, but if we don't give them their pants soon people are going to keep mistaking them for whores.

    Fuck it, don't forget the aviators. Bitches love aviators.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:51 No.17767527

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:52 No.17767532

    You don't really need the old threads, just roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:52 No.17767533

    It's probably in his breast pocket.

    Theres only one conceivable way. The Hartmann way. When they're in the shower~
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:52 No.17767535
    >inb4 we give it back too
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:52 No.17767538

    Any drawfags up for doodling a few witches in pants and aviators?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:53 No.17767553
    The Number One Ho never said they ain't whore, brother.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:53 No.17767555
    To be honest, I feel like we we're saved by our G luck again.
    If not for Patton's whorehouse we would be definitely unfuckingly fucked
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:54 No.17767571
    Indeed. Pants and aviators. Now we have a good reason for both of these things.

    Plus, now might be a good time to let Minna know we picked something up for her as well as a peace offering. She may be a bitch, but she takes care of her own.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:55 No.17767587

    I'd say don't reveal exactly what it is. Make it a surprise.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)20:55 No.17767588
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    Minna begins to speak as soon as you enter the hall, but you hold your hand up, requesting silence, and she does. In full view of the MPs, you press your ear against the door.

    "Ballsy son-of-a-bitch," Patton is saying begrudgingly. "Feeding me that line of bullshit with a straight face and then telling me he'd stand on it before the whole world. And the fucking press would lap it up, the stupid bastards would lap it right up, especially with that ace-in-a-day bullshit and the prepubescent fantasies of every half-assed boy who's ever dreamed of being a big hero in combat and having a dozen Strike Witches fall in love with 'em - hell, *I* had those fantasies as a young soldier, show me a man who didn't at some point and I'll show you a goddamned yellah-bellied liar!"

    "And he didn't hesitate to threaten a two-star general, either," you hear a British man say rather darkly.

    "I oughta court-martial the son-of-a-bitch but if he keeps up with this shit perhaps the press will go after him with the meathooks for a change."

    "Indeed," Rommel chimes in. "He's loud, arrogant, tells outrageous lies, obviously has an ego the size of this island and attacks relentlessly, keeping you on the defensive, no matter how poor his own position."

    There's a pause.

    "You might even say...." you hear the click of Rommel's zippo, and you imagine him applying it to the tip of a cigar, "that he read your book, General."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:55 No.17767594
    >in his breast pocket
    >breast pocket

    >cop a feel on Rommel trying to get the lighter
    >Rommel becomes lady Witch spontaneously
    >still copping a feel on Rommel
    >fucks given?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:56 No.17767606

    fuck yeah rommel.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:57 No.17767611
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)20:57 No.17767615
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:57 No.17767620
    >read your book
    So that is two references to the movie that I've caught on to. Getting bored planefag?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:57 No.17767622

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:57 No.17767625
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    Rommel, I would have your babies.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:57 No.17767626
    Are you a moron? You don't need to be a woman to have a breast pocket. You don't even need to be a woman to get breast cancer.
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    >"You might even say...." you hear the click of Rommel's zippo, and you imagine him applying it to the tip of a cigar, "that he read your book, General."

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:58 No.17767630
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    >"You might even say...." you hear the click of Rommel's zippo, and you imagine him applying it to the tip of a cigar, "that he read your book, General."
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)20:58 No.17767632
    Rommel? more like BROMMEL.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:58 No.17767634
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)20:58 No.17767635
    It's called a breast pocket because of its location...its irrespective of gender
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)20:59 No.17767645
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    OH YEAH!
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)20:59 No.17767648
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    The ironic thing is, in universe Patton has his own harem of tank witches, so its Pot, Kettle Black etc
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:00 No.17767655
    Now we ask Minna what the fuck is going on, and why trude is being a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:00 No.17767662
    For those of you who haven't seen the movie, Patton is able to almost flawlessly predict Rommel's tactics in the African theatre, and has counters ready. Upon seeing how well his plan worked, the line in the movie is "Goddamn, Rommel, I read your book!"

    Nice little reference there OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:00 No.17767663
    We should now burst in, force Rommel to high-five us and run back to Minna.

    Patton be damned
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:01 No.17767688
    >Implying Patton didn't actually say that in real life
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:01 No.17767690

    Rommal wrote a very good book on tank tatics.

    Patton bought said book and fought rommal using it. Its super effective
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:01 No.17767694
    Glad it wasn't just me.

    Anyway, Rommel seems to be taking our side, so maybe we should wait on stealing the artifact back for now.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:01 No.17767695
    No, no, he said "Rommel...you magnificent bastard I READ YOUR BOOK!" and then gets all smug.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:02 No.17767700

    I knew the sacrifice of the lighter would be worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:02 No.17767702

    Yea. They're called the Patton Girls

    And for those who have not, go read witches in Africa. Awesome doujin.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:02 No.17767704
    You make me sad.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)21:02 No.17767717
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    For a single, horrific, glorious second, silence ensues. Floorboards do not creak, men do not breathe, and the Earth ceases rotating.

    And then you, Minna and the MPs spring away from the door just as Rommel smashes through the double doors, running like a mad bastard, jackboots hammering the wooden floors as Patton chases him at top speed, riding crop raised. The room behind him is fairly exploding with laughter.

    Minna drags you down the hallway, cuts her eyes left-right-left and hauls you into a convenient broom closet, still sniggering. She hunts around in the dark for a second, and a light clicks on.

    She regards you blankly.

    "What the hell are you doing?"

    You've got the whistle in your mouth, chest puffed out with enough air for a truly marvelous, somewhat moist whistle.

    "Uh. Nothing," you say, shaking the water out of the whistle, but, like, in a casual fashion. Like you were totally just about to air it out a bit.

    "A pilot *drying* out their whistle," Minna says... dryly. "My word."

    "Okay, so, what?"

    "I wanted two minutes without another interruption," Minna says, sounding annoyed. "With my luck as of late Ian would show up in a suit of armor fighting a dragon or something."

    "Don't tempt fate."

    Minna shrugs. "You were surprised by the booze issue, so I'll assume you haven't talked to Gertrude yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:03 No.17767725
    It was infantry tactics. INFANTRY. It was called "Combat tasks for platoon and company: A manual for the officer instruction".

    The man didn't command a Tank until WW2.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:04 No.17767736
    "She kind of punched the shit out of ---- wait, she's mad about her booze? I got the schnapps here and everything!"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:04 No.17767740

    "ah, not 'talked' no..."

    and then rub our jaw
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:04 No.17767741
    I'll admit, I chuckled at the mental image.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:04 No.17767743

    Cue Aviators, turn to hear what our CO has to say.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:04 No.17767750
    Haven't seen her.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:04 No.17767751
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    >Can't breath...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:05 No.17767754
    >You were surprised by the booze issue, so I'll assume you haven't talked to Gertrude yet.

    Surprised? Hell nah. Unprepared? Maybe.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)21:05 No.17767756
    Wat. Trude better not have punched us cause we did something silly and reckless just for booze.

    That's what we do! ALL THE TIME!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:05 No.17767757
    If by talked you mean get decked by, then yes I have
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:05 No.17767758
    It still gives insight to the tactical and strategic thinking of the author. It's like having an old playbook from an opponent. Even if you're playing a different game, you know how they think.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:05 No.17767760
    >You've got the whistle in your mouth, chest puffed out with enough air for a truly marvelous, somewhat moist whistle.
    Serious as ever.
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)21:05 No.17767764
    Were any of these mangas ever translated into english? Officially or otherwise. Near as I can tell the only thing licensed for these shores is the anime.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:05 No.17767765
    >Patton chasing Rommel with a riding cop with Rommel trollfacing him the entire way.

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:06 No.17767772
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:06 No.17767773
    New thread necessary
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:06 No.17767775
    Also, we're gonna need a new thread. This one is autosaging.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:07 No.17767787
    "Yes. I never know she spoke such good right hook. Very articulate." While rubbing our jaw.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:08 No.17767791
    We had an exchange. I assume she explained something to us while our head was in the water.

    Why does nobody ever explain things BEFORE punching the shit out of us, or pressing a gun to our head?
    >> Doc 02/01/12(Wed)21:08 No.17767795

    Thats the best part.

    They're dual language. The Witches in Africa Doujins come with Jap AND English.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:08 No.17767798
    Because it's Japan, they think people actually converse that way.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:08 No.17767802
    >Why does nobody ever explain things BEFORE punching the shit out of us, or pressing a gun to our head?

    Or trying to throw us in handcuffs?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:09 No.17767804

    But we're in Britain and she's German...
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    >You've got the whistle in your mouth, chest puffed out with enough air for a truly marvelous, somewhat moist whistle.

    >implying being raped by Minna is a bad thing

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:09 No.17767816
    "I wouldn't call what we did 'talk,' so much..."

    Let Minna assume what she will
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:09 No.17767818
    I'd imagine a Trude Punch would feel a little like headbutting a battleship.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)21:10 No.17767826
    All of Witches in Africa, and a bunch of other side materials has been translated. Mediafire link http://www.mediafire.com/mangafoxlite#jjxacdvoc4i16 It is in the [Firstspear] folder, then the Tiger in the desert and Witches of the Spinx.
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    "She just punched me in the mouth and said some things I didn't hear, since I was busy with bleeding on the floor."

    Minna blinks.

    "Don't look at me like that. It's harder then it looks."

    Minna sighs. "Gertrude has a younger sister who was wounded during the Scourge last year. She's been in a coma ever since."


    Minna squints at you. "So? That's all you've got to say?"

    "A quarter of my squadron was dead within six weeks of initial deployment. Sir."

    Minna seems taken aback by that, but presses on. "Well, those rocket-bombs you and Perrine intercepted... the ones that got through - well, Minna's a Witch, so she was able to get her sister into a military hospital -"

    Something sick and vile surges up from your stomach and invades your head. You reel and sit heavily on an overturned bucket, pulling at your hair. "They hit it."

    "One of them did."

    "Her sister?"

    "They're still putting out the fires, and... rubble... missing."

    A beat.

    "Presumed dead," she says softly.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:11 No.17767842

    Oh. Fuck.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:12 No.17767853
    And she blamed US? Fuck her.
    >> Doc 02/01/12(Wed)21:12 No.17767857
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    Oh... oh... fuck...

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:12 No.17767858
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    oh dog its so much worse then we could have possibly imagined.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:13 No.17767862
    Fucks given: 1
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:13 No.17767863
    This. We were lucky to shoot down one, and from what I understand couldn't have done any better even without the booze and all.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:13 No.17767865
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    Chris is...is....

    Can't deal with it. NOPE NOPE NOPE
    >> OvermanXAN 02/01/12(Wed)21:13 No.17767870
    Because people are always rational when family members die. Don't be an ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:13 No.17767873
    You really don't think much when that kind of thing happens. I cannot blame her at all.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:13 No.17767876
    So she blames us for not being good enough? How the hell is that fair
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)21:13 No.17767877

    if it was my younger brother I'd literally have to ask for leave because I'd not want to look the pilot in the face, I might do something against UCMJ.

    Also god damn man, this is some Tomino shit bro. Straight up.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:14 No.17767881
    We don't have to be an ass about it, but we're certainly not at fault here.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:14 No.17767883
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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the happy feeling.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:14 No.17767886
    I think this is one thing we can spare a fuck for
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:15 No.17767895
    Then you're as much an idiot as she's being here.
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:15 No.17767907
    Planefag, make a new fucking thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:16 No.17767915
    I vote we sex her while she's depressed.

    Nice, slow, and all loving like.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:16 No.17767919
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    "Your sister is dead."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:16 No.17767921
    Well gentlemen, we had a good run. It took us fifteen threads but a fuck has finally been given. I think we need to find Trude and not be a dick to her for a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:16 No.17767923
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:17 No.17767927
    So THAT'S why PAtton was so pissed about the booze. He assumed that without It, we would be able to shot down all the aliums but with that bullshit story we sold him he thought It over...

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:17 No.17767931
    There... really only seems to be one course of action.

    Let her take it out on us.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)21:17 No.17767935
    you don't have family do you. Family is the reason some people fight. I mean yes its HUMAN EMOTION BOOP BEEP I AM INTERNET ROBOT NERD. but we have to understand. Men can be an abstract. Even friends can be abstracted, but flesh and blood, and at that age...
    god damnit I am depressed and I know my kid brothers are perfectly fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:17 No.17767936
    >"Presumed" dead
    >Side Quest Acquired: Find Chris
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:18 No.17767944
    If you claim that you wouldn't be shaken up at the loss of a close family member, you're either lying or you're a pathological sociopath.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:18 No.17767948
    >I am depressed and I know my kid brothers are perfectly fine.

    Do you? Why don't you call them.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:18 No.17767952
    Compromise. Fake not giving a fuck while actually giving a fuck.

    and then blow that away by going to help. Goddammit, I hate the rain.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:18 No.17767953
    Oh, I know family losses can make people irrational, but they don't justify beating up somebody who TRIED TO PREVENT IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:19 No.17767964
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    Nope. Nope nope nope nope NNNNNNNNOPE. She's not dead. I will not accept this as fact.

    >name undedho
    GOD DAMNIT CAPTCHA. Be a little more sensitive. She's not a zombie.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:19 No.17767967
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    >suddenly drama

    whoops, thats my cue.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:20 No.17767970
    >Oh, your beloved sister just died? BE RATIONAL.

    Hail, King of the Sperglords!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767977
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    Exactly. You TRIED, and failed.

    Now we must find Chris (or her body)
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767980
    I suppose we need now more than those two Schnapps?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767982
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767989
    You didn't read the part where I said I understand that it makes people irrational, did you?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767991

    The schnapps will be for celebration.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767993

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767996
    Sorry, guy. This is the time to give a fuck. Not much we could have done, but still, you don't fuck with family.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767997
    We pretty much led the aliums there. If they didn't follow us so close to the ground, they wouldn't have hit the hospital. Granted, that could have killed us instead, but Trude probably thinks her sister is a tad more valuable at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:22 No.17768005
    We must go. Our single given fuck demands it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768011
    You mean apart from the thing where you were like, "I know it makes people irrational but it doesn't excuse them acting irrationally"?

    You speak about understanding people's emotions the same way that virgins speak about understanding sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:47 No.17768424
    ....Well... fuck...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:58 No.17768588
    Well, or somebody who's response to tragedy is to have the emotion centers just shut down entirely for a bit to cope.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)23:03 No.17769504
    It's how I handle things.

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