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    36 KB Lady Robot Master Quest Part 4 Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)20:07 No.17766831  
    It is the year 2XXX. You are Blade Woman.

    Your mission, should you be programmed to accept it, is to sleep with every robot master in the classic Mega Man series. This is in order to test and spread an early build of the MAVERICK virus, called MORRIGAN.

    You are currently equipped with the weapons of every robot master you have had sex with, and you can use their weaknesses against them. Somehow. You also received a Class upgrade to make yourself more high-class and lady-like.

    >Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/
    >Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17726253/
    >Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17750101/

    What will you do now?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)20:07 No.17766842
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:23 No.17767073
    More like who will we do now amirite

    How about Burst Man
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:26 No.17767116
    I'm down with burst man, or I will be soon
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:35 No.17767259
    Burstman, so that we can follow the logical robot order. That, and so we can make "Burst" puns.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)20:38 No.17767323
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    You find Burst Man cooking something.

    It doesn't smell very good.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:41 No.17767366
    What's cooking Burst Man?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:43 No.17767393
    "Whatcha making?"
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    You ask him what he's making.

    He says he's putting together a colored smoke bomb.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:49 No.17767498
    "Is that safe to make in the communal kitchen? You might burst a fire alarm"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)20:51 No.17767515
    "Why?" or, "Want some help?"
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    You ask him if that's... safe.

    He says it's fine, the worst thing that can happen is he knocks some of the mixture into the fire while stirring it, then it can ignite the whole thing and fill the room up with green smoke.

    Which may set off the smoke alarm, but that probably won't happen. This isn't his first time making one of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:01 No.17767680

    He's weak to Freeze Cracker AND Scorch Wheel.

    We have those. Let's integrate it somehow
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:03 No.17767730
    So we'll use scorch wheel to set the mixture off and then use our junk on him while he's distracted.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:04 No.17767738
    SUBTLY, distract him, then use Scorch Wheel on the mix when he's not looking.

    As the room fills with green smoke, make our move
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:06 No.17767777

    It's just crazy enough to work!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:08 No.17767794
    Scorch Wheel for smoke and then Ice Cracker if he resists. This will be over quick.
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    You shoot a Scorch Wheel into the smoke bomb mixture.

    Burst Man freaks out a little. He worries about the smoke alarm going off.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768010

    Shoot the fire alarm too, then. Then make a heat-related come-on.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768086
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    You tell him he doesn't have to worry about anyone hearing the alarm and running in here.

    Hint hint.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:28 No.17768114

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:29 No.17768148
    Shoot the alarm.

    If the sprinklers come on, well, being all wet wouldn't hurt our chances.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:29 No.17768150
    or not...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:30 No.17768155
    Everything's fine. It is sexy time now.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)21:30 No.17768161
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    You take advantage of the smokescreen and use it to take advantage of Burst Man.
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    A bomb inside of a bubble?

    That sounds awesome.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768264
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    Okay, giant spring or the guy with no legs?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768269
    Now that's using our heads guys!

    Someone pull up the Mega Man wiki and see what we can use on Spring or Cloud Man
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768270
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:38 No.17768287
    Spring all the way.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:39 No.17768302
    Let's do the Spring Thing
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:43 No.17768367
    Let's bounce.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:45 No.17768392

    Shade man's weapon is SE on Spring man, while Cloud man is weak to Burst man.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:48 No.17768437
    Actually slash man's weapon beats Spring man if you don't do the glitch.

    Shade man's weapon beats Turbo Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:50 No.17768464

    Wiki says Spring Man is weak to Slash Man's attack.

    Also that Noise Crush glitches out the game and insta-kills him
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:52 No.17768515
    >Checking the wiki
    Isn't that sorta cheating?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)21:58 No.17768584
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    You find Spring Man in the middle of a game of five-finger-filet with Cut Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:58 No.17768593
    I'd say it's using our resources
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:58 No.17768598
    Threesome potential!

    Ask to play.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:59 No.17768605
    Its not different than having a hardcore megaman fan in the thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:04 No.17768680

    Pull out our blade and show them how a woman does it!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)22:16 No.17768839
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    You ask to join in, they're okay with it, but they're kind of far into this game.

    Spring Man hands you the blade, Cut Man says you've got to make up three rounds to compete.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768859

    I agree with these two. Let's join the game and try to rope the two of them into a menage-a-trois. We'll refer to it as that, utilizing our newfound power of CLASS!!!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768860
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768864
    Given our default power, we SHOULD be good at this.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768869
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768899

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:32 No.17769072
    Well, let's see some results
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)22:34 No.17769102
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    You clear three rounds easy and slide the knife Cut Man's way.

    They're both reasonably impressed.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:35 No.17769118
    They should be, because we're fucking awesome.

    Ask what the prize is for winning.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:36 No.17769133

    "Let's make things interesting. You mess up, we're having a 3 way"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:37 No.17769151
    I thought we were working on our subtlety.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:43 No.17769240
    anything but this. I want a plot for once.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:52 No.17769364
    Be fucking subtle. Next time it's our turn accidently cut our finger. Ask spring man to help up patch our self up. When he does, call him our hero and give him a little kiss, saying that if he wants more he should come by our place later.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:53 No.17769374
    I started thinking "What if having a threesome gives us some sort of combo weapon?"

    Then I remembered how many possible combinations there are and how much more complicated this would become.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:54 No.17769394
    How's that going to get us sex with both of them? Do we even have a place?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)22:55 No.17769398
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    You ask what the stakes are.

    Cut Man explains that there is a wager going on, he's betting his photography equipment and Spring Man's betting a goddamned suit of armor.

    If you want to be eligible for either one, you'll have to bet something too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769441
    Bet your greatest secret!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769443
    We could be unsubtle and bet our body, or just bet our weapon collection or something. In the first case, we'd lose intentionally. In the second, we would suggest an alternate prize after we win. Which we inevitably would.

    Bet our weapon collection.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769457
    Bet them a THREEWAY
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:59 No.17769464
    Bet the weapon collection.
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    You wager up your extensive weapons collection.

    Spring Man remains silent, focusing on not fucking up his hand.

    Cut Man accepts it, saying he'll take that bet but you're gonna regret, he's gonna kick your fucking ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:12 No.17769617
    Tell him we'll use our new camera to preserve his look of defeat for eternity.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:12 No.17769622
    Is Spring man blushing, or are his eyes blood-shot for some reason?
    Let's lean in closer to check, and ask why. While he's playing, of course.

    >intsEst machine,
    Real classy captcha guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:14 No.17769649
    He's blushing. He's blushing because he's weak to blade weapons (which we currently have equipped). If we had a rock/strength weapon equipped, cut man would be blushing. It's how weaknesses work.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:17 No.17769676
    When it's his turn, we must switch to a weapon he is weak to.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769712
    I suppose hard fist could work.

    If he's into that sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769735
    hard knuckle*
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    You lean in close to Spring Man and ask if he's blushing or blood shot.

    He stutters nervously and cuts off a finger.

    Cut Man just laughs, he can't believe that crap worked.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:25 No.17769776
    Oh shit! Ask Spring Man if he's alright.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:26 No.17769792
    >act sureprised, and pull him away to "fix it"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:28 No.17769808
    Don't be hasty. Cut Man's still in the game.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:30 No.17769842
    Then appologise, and when its his turn do somthing to get his attention, like distract him with a little cleavage.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:31 No.17769851
    respect knuckes?
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    Spring Man excuses himself to get a new hand.

    Cut Man tells him he'd best come back with that suit of armor too.

    Yeah yeah.

    It's one on one now.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:37 No.17769926
    Quick we have to win this round
    , otherwise springman is going to get away.
    battle plan, breatplate, so just the underarmor is still there. it might distract him. give the excuse that your just sheading weight to you dont fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:37 No.17769928
    equip Hard Fist, offer to raise the stakes. Cut man loses, he gets the fist, if he catches our meaning.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:39 No.17769949
    im going to monter this thread... its promising
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:49 No.17770063
    Just as planned. He's coming back soon enough, and by the time he does, we should just about be getting friendly with the other guy.
    Don't rush it here, gentlemen.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770081
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    You remove your chest plate to increase your focus.

    You claim.

    After clearing this round easily, you slide the knife over to Cut Man and switch to the Hard Knuckle.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:52 No.17770096
    Looking forward to owning that camera, Cut Man. Maybe I'll send you some pictures...
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770191
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    Cut Man switches to the Magnet Missile, clears the round and slides the blade over to you.

    He smirks, you didn't really think you were the only one capable of this shit did you?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:59 No.17770199
    Proposition him while he's doing this round.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770220
    Do we have anything electric? Pretty sure we need something electric.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:01 No.17770242
    Switch to Plug Ball and let's get this shit started.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:02 No.17770248
    Had to happen sooner or later.

    We've got Plug Ball.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:02 No.17770253
    Actually, we didn't expect that. We are pleasantly surprised to finally find a match.
    Let's keep playing like this and see what he's weak against now.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:04 No.17770278
    Wait does this mean Magnet Man is dead? Is Cut Man also a prototype trying to spread digital STDs?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:06 No.17770305
    unfortunately we have no Electric to hit his normal weakness, nor Magnet Man's weakness.
    Commando Bomb and Quick Boomerang are good against blademasters. The latter might impress him a little if it lets you do a round faster.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:11 No.17770363
    We don't kill him, we just fuck them.
    He might be gay, though.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)00:14 No.17770409
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    You switch over to the Plug Ball to clear this round, he counters with Skull Barrier.

    You ask off-handedly ask him how he's able to switch weapons, you know just, whatever, between you guys.

    He tells you it's not like you're the only one carrying a stalker. He asks what yours is called.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:19 No.17770476

    Tell him we should both switch back to our default weapons, and finish the game on our own respective merits.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:19 No.17770477
    this seems like a shoo-in for Junk Shield.

    I dunno, answer him if you feel like it and/or you think Cut Man's a bro
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770479
    Switch to Junk Shield, don't tell him about Morrigan.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770486
    Try Junkman's weapon?

    Play along and tell him he'll have to tell us first.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770495
    Nah man nah. We need to see how far this rabbit hole goes.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:23 No.17770535
    Use Junkman, and ask him what he means/tell us first
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:24 No.17770551
    hmm... no shirt tacit is backfiring.
    mention something from his past, somthing embarristing, like a loss to some other robot.
    or better yet, when he's on his round take off shirt revealing underwair or something.
    answer his question, see if it you can get info from him first though. make a pun about how this match is getting "heated"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:24 No.17770557
    Agreed. We don't mention that shit
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:27 No.17770593
    We can't fuck Cut Man. There's no telling what horrible things could happen if two virus hosts fucked each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:28 No.17770600

    Fun times, for sure. So we should do so as soon as possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:28 No.17770604
    Instead we both have to fuck Spring Man. Ask Cut how his works...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:28 No.17770606
    or you could get a sample of his, and make an anti virus.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:29 No.17770619
    But it's pretty clear he's a step ahead of us in this regard. If anything he'll use his superior knowledge to wipe out Morrigan.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:29 No.17770623
    Oh and ask all who he has
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:29 No.17770624
    >There's no telling what horrible things could happen if two virus hosts fucked each other

    The two viruses will interact and create MAVERICK ahead of schedule.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:31 No.17770634

    good point, try to avoid the subject, and try to "cheat" to make him stab himself.
    also remove helmet, as it is clouding your vision. bust out long lustrous hair, to again distract him
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:32 No.17770648
    Based on the present data, it'd fuck up Wily's data collection somethin' fierce if nothing else...unless only Blade Woman/other "primary" carriers can infect.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:32 No.17770649
    Actually this raises an important question:
    What is our goal?

    I mean we know that Wily is trying to spead these things or mutate them or something but we're the carrier and that means we've gotta think about these things.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:32 No.17770654
    in b4 this turns into death note but with robot sex instead of dumb books

    cut man is our L
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:33 No.17770662

    Our goal is to fuck everyone. Plain and simple.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:34 No.17770665
    new plan.
    what beats sissors
    use Rocks motherfucker
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    You feign ignorance and ask what his is called, I mean, you know whatever.

    You also switch to the Junk Shield, which works.

    He explains that his is JEDAH, and it acts as sort of a benevolent godfather to the other Stalkers. He isn't aware of all of them, but he only has their best interests at heart. His was the first Stalker created, and to be honest you and he aren't the only ones. Though, the other Stalkers he has seen are a little... competitive. So you may have to watch out for them.

    So yes, this is sort of like Death Note but with robot sex instead of dumb books. But Cut Man is less L and more Ryuk. He would appreciate it if you filled him in on yours so he can help you out.

    Also he switches to his default gear, just to even out the weaknesses. He wants to win this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:36 No.17770694

    Lesbians use scissors. So we should get Splash Woman.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:39 No.17770730
    tell 'im, sure

    switch back to Blade Woman
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:39 No.17770733
    >So yes, this is sort of like Death Note but with robot sex instead of dumb books

    I'm going to make you a new OP image to use, using this caption.

    Also: Switch back to main form. and tell him about Morrigan.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:42 No.17770772
    wait does this mean cut man has been having gay sex with everyone
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:43 No.17770788
    hey wait a sec.... cut man is on the list.... better try to find a way to infect him without being infected
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:44 No.17770795
    Pretty much all of them have, considering there's only two females.

    I mean. They are robots so I guess it doesn't matter to them that much.
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    You switch to your default weapon and tell him about MORRIGAN. You also remove your helmet, to try to gain an edge. You also go and ask him if he's been having indiscriminate gay sex to make JEDAH more powerful.

    One of the things you just did caused him to fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:49 No.17770863
    laugh in his face and start making fun of him

    ignore any further discussion about MORRIGAN et al. and gloat endlessly
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:51 No.17770882
    So we've won, yes? Ask him to wait with us until Spring Man gets back. We can talk.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:51 No.17770885
    Ask him to hold that face so we can get a picture of it
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:52 No.17770898
    Get up and look for Spring Man. Tell him he can keep his armor in exchange for something else, hint hint, nudge nudge
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:53 No.17770920
    smile and walk over to where spring man is, and as you walk away, shake your ass provocatively to taunt him,
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:54 No.17770928

    >Dat Face
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:56 No.17770940
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    You spike your helmet down like a football and start gloating.

    Cut Man puts his shirt back on.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:58 No.17770961
    Tell him that we'd be willing to accept an alternate prize instead of his beloved photography equipment.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:58 No.17770967
    give him a consolation prize of a little boobage
    , he deserves it, hes been a good sport.
    a nice hug should be enough
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:59 No.17770987

    We get his photography equipment now, right?
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    first draft, op. give me suggestions
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:02 No.17771019
    what? no! we won! we have to lord the victory over him for as long as fucking possible.

    we'll get him eventually.

    but not now.

    because he's a loser.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)01:03 No.17771029
    Fucking incredible.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771049
    I'm more with this guy, we just won some loot, we aren't gonna give this guys their shit back and then sleep with them.

    Certainly not Cut anyhow.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:05 No.17771051
    Too /v/ for my tastes.

    Try being classier.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:06 No.17771059
    Also tell him after this is over, maybe we could have some fun later, virus non-related fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:06 No.17771061
    I don't think we should deliberately antagonize him.

    I was thinking the alternate prize could be information. Such as the names of the robots he has infected, and the names of the other Stalkers and their carriers.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:06 No.17771065
    wtf is this hot mess

    what are we, /b/?

    dial it back a bit
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:09 No.17771090
    That I see, but I think we should refrain from fucking anyone we KNOW is infected for the time being
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:11 No.17771119
    Yeah, we want information. And a fucking, possibly.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:12 No.17771124
    So here's a question: Is vaginal intercourse the only way to spread the virus?

    I mean, if Cut Man is having gay sex, apparently buttsex spreads it. But what about oral? Can we spread MORRIGAN by giving BJs? What about by being eaten out? Handjobs?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:13 No.17771144
    It's all fade to black anyway, what the hell does that matter?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)01:13 No.17771146
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    You put your armor back on, and ask Cut Man to explain a little bit more about how this whole Stalker thing works.

    He decides to tell you, as JEDAH is benevolent and benign. Meaning it's in his code to help you out.

    Basically Stalkers are prototypes for a software upgrade that greatly enhances hardware abilities, MORRIGAN seems to be the most advanced build, being capable of both reconnaissance, weapon adaptability, and milestone upgrades.

    That last one is new, apparently.

    He also decides to tell you that not all Stalkers are sexually transmitted.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:14 No.17771167
    We need more information. In fact, we need all the information.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)01:14 No.17771170
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    JEDAH for instance can transmit through contact.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:15 No.17771184

    kick him in the balls

    stealing our powrs

    who does he think he is?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771185
    Can two Stalkers interact? If so, what happens?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771186
    Son of a BITCH
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771195
    Punch him for doing that, inform him that our helmet is not part of us. Then rape him.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:17 No.17771207
    Okay... now we need him.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:17 No.17771210
    Because it's bloody hilarious.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:17 No.17771214
    We WANT him
    We GOTTA HAVE him
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:18 No.17771219
    Man we're Blade Woman

    BLADE Woman

    cut that sonbitch
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:19 No.17771239
    Bullshit, Cut Man is bi-sexual. Look at him. He probably takes it up the rear from Guts Man ever night.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:20 No.17771257
    Yeah, SEXUAL contact. From male gay robots. Which he is. Hoooooo!

    Really? Magnet Man? I always knew.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771292
    "So, about your "photography equipment"...what exactly were you using it for? What do you like taking pictures of?"

    Not trying to be a tactical genius, just interested.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771293
    Skull Man really might be queer. He's very sensitive for a riot robot according to his bio. He loves people.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771333
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    You angrily take your helmet back and call him gay/bisexual.

    He says, duh. There's only like four females in the whole series.

    Regarding two Stalkers interacting, by and large they try to destroy each other. JEDAH is the exception, as it was the earliest build and has since been modified to assist other Stalkers whenever possible. Except for one thing.

    He can't tell you who else is carrying a Stalker.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:26 No.17771362
    JEDAH would really help us by letting us beat this guy up.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:27 No.17771374
    With your boobs.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:28 No.17771386
    So this is all a little competition perpetuated by Wily? Is he really so desperate for his robots to get trashed that he makes them do it themselves?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:29 No.17771394
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    okay OP I got a redux

    more imput is requested
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:30 No.17771407
    We must acquire JEDAH, the only way we know how.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:31 No.17771415
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    And the plot thickens!

    Like maple syrup!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:33 No.17771440
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:37 No.17771490
    Honestly Cut Man's pretty hot, nice bod ^_^
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:38 No.17771498
    Okay so... in classic series we have:

    Splash Woman
    Centaur WOMan
    Gemini (sort of...)
    Virgo (possibly...)

    ... and I think that's it.

    Wow, yeah, there really are very few female robots in the classic world.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:38 No.17771513
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)01:44 No.17771592
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    You tell Cut Man if he REALLY wants to help you out he'd sleep with you.

    He says he's up for it, but they should probably wait for Spring Man, between the two of them being his weakness they can probably push him into a three-way so you can cross two off your list. He also mentions that yes, this entire thing is sort of insane and stupid. Is that really so far-fetched for Wily?

    Spring Man walks in, carrying a suit of armor. He says he knows it looks small, but it expands. It does tend to fall apart pretty easily though.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:45 No.17771606
    >Spring Man walks in, carrying a suit of armor.

    That suit is absolutely adorable. Hug the armour.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)01:46 No.17771620
    That's the greatest thing I ever saw.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:47 No.17771639
    Magnificent. Time to try out some robo-DP.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)01:53 No.17771693
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    You and Cut Man both look over at Spring Man.

    Between the two of you, you take control of the situation.
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:58 No.17771742
    Look at that face Cut Man is making. He knows exactly what he's doing, heh heh.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:59 No.17771747

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:02 No.17771781
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    Alright! It's... springs.

    Springs everywhere.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:04 No.17771804
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    And also rolling cutter!

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:06 No.17771818
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    Hey look at that! MORRIGAN found a suitable thing to fill that slot with.

    Man, if only it was possible to tell what any of that vague bullshit actually meant. Lazy translators on this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:06 No.17771831
    Wisdom. We'll need it against the new threat of enemy stalkers.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:07 No.17771836
    I suggest Wisdom.

    Have we been infected with JEDAH?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:07 No.17771841

    I agree, Wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:08 No.17771851
    Seems like it's unanimous for Wisdom.

    Shame. I wanted Moe.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:09 No.17771861
    I wanted to see what Charm would do.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:09 No.17771865
    Throwing my vote in for Moe. He's the best Simpsons character.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:10 No.17771883
    Wisdom is too useful at this juncture.

    "That rating is above your clearance"... we have a violet weapon yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:11 No.17771892
    Charm. We could use some more subtlety.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:11 No.17771894
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:11 No.17771895
    Would've normally gone for Moe, but yeah there are other Stalkers, and the last thing we want is to end up getting caught unprepared.

    Wisdom for sure.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:12 No.17771911
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    As a side note, you notice that you are not infected with JEDAH.

    He's sitting pretty comfortably in Cut Man's system, he's not interested in getting involved in all this bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:13 No.17771918
    Like... Darkstalkers?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:13 No.17771920
    Also, most of these bots haven't gotten bot pussy in a LONG time, so the Charm/Moe probably won't be needed until later where we come across, like, Splash Woman's boyfriend or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:14 No.17771934
    >JEDAH is the exception, as it was the earliest build and has since been modified to assist other Stalkers whenever possible

    What the fuck, JEDAH. Get up in this.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:18 No.17771974
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    Look, if he directly assisted you then he'd have to directly assist every other Stalker also.

    What would be the point? Can't play favorites.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:20 No.17771994
    No one else has to know. He doesn't have to be impartial.

    If he's truly meant to assist other Stalkers whenever possible, he must assist MORRIGAN.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:23 No.17772005
    No, God no, leave JEDAH be and go claim Cut Man's photography equipment. There might be a bot in the future that we can only fuck if we take pics or a vid of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:23 No.17772010
    Okay, indirectly assist us you ass. Give us your cryptic prophecies and guidance like you ought, or however you wanna go about it.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:26 No.17772029
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    Alright! Wisdom!

    With wisdom you basically have access to all sorts of information, no matter how obscure.

    You basically got a wireless card and Google, but still.

    With Wisdom there is a chance you will enter into encounters with their weakness already equipped also.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:27 No.17772039
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    Indirect cryptic bullshit however, JEDAH has no issue with, so he tells you this.

    You've already had an encounter with another Stalker.

    And he's not talking about Cut Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:28 No.17772049
    Awesome. Let's re-prime that speed dial.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:29 No.17772057
    Use wisdom on the indirect cryptic bullshit.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:29 No.17772060
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    Alright, who to fill this with?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:31 No.17772074
    Guts Man
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:31 No.17772076
    If it was not Search man I shall eat my nonhat.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:32 No.17772085
    I vote for the saddest goddamn sad sack robots around

    bulldoze all those fuckers real quick so we can beef up a little more
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:32 No.17772086
    >not talking about Cut Man.
    We should pay Search Man a visit...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:33 No.17772095
    Oil Man
    Concrete Man
    Top Man (how did we not get him in the "sexually suggestive" round?)
    Dust Man
    Plant Man
    Clown Man
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:35 No.17772113
    Blade Man has to be in there somehow.
    Also Bright Man and Search Man. One of them carries a STALKER.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:38 No.17772132
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    I suggest we hit up Gemini.

    It'd be easier to double team people, hurm hurm hurm.

    Oh its Time Man and Oil Man, canon or not?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:38 No.17772133
    Are we going to make her fuck mavericks?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:38 No.17772149
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    While you think about what to put in your speed dial, you try on the gear you won from Spring Man and Cut Man.

    You're not sure why the armor comes with a lance, or why the camera comes with all this other stuff, but it just feels right.

    It also confirms what the more astute of you have already noticed, and that's that this entire thing is just a tribute to Capcom's ability to troll people.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:39 No.17772155
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:39 No.17772156
    They were listed in the cross-off-the list.

    I tihnk one of the older threads listed a hell of a lot of Robot Masters that weren't on there though.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:39 No.17772158

    It's time to cover wars.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:41 No.17772176
    All of the robots with powers similar to Blade Woman.

    Sharp powers.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:42 No.17772177

    For the sake of simplicity, I'm just using with the eight bosses from the numbered games of the classic series.

    ...maybe with a few twists.

    But by and large all you need to shoot for are the main bosses, so we're not counting Enker, Punk, Magic Man, or anything like that.


    gross she's not gonna fuck a mandrill
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:43 No.17772183

    Wait a...baseball bat? This is one hell of a fetish we're setting up, here...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:44 No.17772191
    >No Magic Man

    Dayum shame. Does that mean there's no Burn Man either?
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    >gross she's not gonna fuck a mandrill

    I am rolling so hard, thank you
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:45 No.17772204
    Let's go for Bass, Splash Woman, and Roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:47 No.17772214

    Ehhh, I think she needs at least one level in Charm or Moe before going after members of the same gender, the likelihood of lesbians is...slim.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)02:47 No.17772216
    Nope, I know. I really do like Pirate Man and Magic Man.

    Maybe they'll fit in somewhere, but for they're not really a target.

    But if y'all can agree on seven robots to fill that list with, we can keep this keepin' on.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:48 No.17772225
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    >Implying you wouldn't let this beast of a robot-man take you.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:48 No.17772229
    Hard man did NOT have the only one-hit kill move in the classic series. Metal Blade and the Mecha Dragon [or however you call it] also had that merit.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:49 No.17772231
    Fire man
    Guts Man
    Flash Man
    Astro Man
    Clown Man
    Sword Man
    Blade Man
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:50 No.17772239
    Let's be clear here, she's totally going to bang Protoman at some point, right?

    Also I vote for Sword Man, Blade Man, and Slash Man. All holes filled.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:51 No.17772254

    We'll go with charm next I guess. Moe is ok but it relies on us having their weakness, which isn't a guarantee.

    Wisdom, Charm and Class seems like a good combo of skills to focus on. Classy, Charming and smart enough to use it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:51 No.17772255
    Blade Man
    Bright Man
    Search Man
    Astro Man
    Skull Man
    Ring Man
    Elec Man
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:02 No.17772353
    guts maaaaan
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:04 No.17772369
    I say we aim high
    fuck Protoman!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)03:16 No.17772465
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    By tallying out the votes of the most popular ones, and taking only the first Robot Master out of the list posts, we have this!

    Who's next?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/02/12(Thu)03:17 No.17772477
    Let's finish the last group, with Cloud Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:17 No.17772481
    I need to know. Just what does Blade Woman think about Blade Man?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:20 No.17772504

    Lets go with search man.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:21 No.17772513
    We've been eyeing Searchy for awhile. Time to grow a second head.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:25 No.17772551
    Guts Man

    >dat ass.jpg

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:30 No.17772594
    He's her big brother.

    ...we should probably have waited for Blade Man till we got the Moe powerup, if only so we could go the "onii-chan~" angle on him.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:32 No.17772612
    Is robot incest even a thing?

    Also, Blade Woman's power clearly resembles Slash Man more than Blade Man...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:32 No.17772615
    Everyone seems set on going for Search Man, but I kinda want to see Astro Man's roboblushing.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:34 No.17772622
    Everyone except the 4 and 6 (IIRC) Robot Masters are fellow Wily creations, so technically there's roboincest fucking everywhere.

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)03:36 No.17772641
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    You find Search Man in the T.V. room, playing a video game.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:41 No.17772675
    TURBO MAN, he's gotta be good for gaming. "Hey, man, wanna play with me? Just...no screenpeeking."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:42 No.17772687
    Switch to Scorch Wheel. Ask him what he's playing.
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    Also, regarding robot sexuality.

    I never stated how robot sex works, whether or not typical human sexual positions are employed are anyone's guess. I'm sure a few creepy individuals are imagining thrusting moaning androids sweating oil as they exchange data. As far as I'm concerned one of them just plugs a USB cable into a port on the other, waits a few seconds and it adds to a 'sexual satisfaction' variable.

    Plus incest isn't really an issue since they don't have sex to have children anyway, plus yeah they're all made by the same guy anyway. I'm sure a few robots were against it at first, but after a while they just sort of accepted it.

    Regarding Blade Woman and Blade Man, I completely forgot he existed when I named her. Oops.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:45 No.17772713
    Isn't that a Genesis controller? If we caught him playing Sonic, it's fucking blackmail time.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:45 No.17772714
    demand that he puts predator back on

    we're still upset about that!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:48 No.17772733
    This is suddenly less hilarious now that it's USB access and not clang. I'm going to pretend you never clarified that.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:49 No.17772736
    Hold on now, some of them were made by Doctor Cossack and let's not forget the ones made for the international robotics convention!

    Also, as lazy as he is, I'm pretty sure Light contributed something to the original masters.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:49 No.17772742
    If it was all about the USB data then why do the fembots have boobies and why was Freeze Man embarrassed about Blade Woman sculpting his statue an ice-dong?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:55 No.17772774
    why do we have boobs then
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:55 No.17772779

    No clang clang in real life while having a megaman battle network style sex area that's only in our robo mind? It takes only a few real seconds of course, but it could be as long as we make it in the cyber area?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)03:57 No.17772791
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    You switch to the Scorch Wheel and ask what he's playing.

    One of his heads tells you it's Metal Gear Solid 3, this is like his twentieth time playing it, every time he finds out about new weird shit he had never seen before.


    Damn it, you've found the holes in my story. The truth is this entire thing is one elaborate robosexual plot to trick you all into writing elaborate erotic Mega Man fan fiction. I'm commissioning Zone to animate all of the fade to black bits. It will cost me ten thousand dollars but I'm hoping to make that up in the DVD sales it will generate.

    or you know it can be played for laughs and be whatever you want it to be
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:58 No.17772797
    The same reason any robot has them... To launch missiles from!

    Come to think of it, we really should go find Dive Man or Magnet Man for just that reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)03:59 No.17772807
    I'm pegging Magnet Man as a host. Watch out for that bastard.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:06 No.17772848
    Observe him. Rub his shoulders.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:08 No.17772865
    Seriously, we wanna watch Predator!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:09 No.17772872
    Voting against this because it's not classy.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:12 No.17772897
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, this is a ad idea, I second this. Doesn't seem his sorta deal anyhow
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:14 No.17772902
    Predator is his favorite movie! This is a fact!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:14 No.17772913
    But we don't need to watch it again right after he watched it. He probably likes to savor these things.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:15 No.17772919
    We said we'd watch it with him.
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    You come up behind him and begin rubbing his shoulders.

    He leans back into the seat, thanks you, and his left head continues playing the game.

    His right head actually closes his eyes getting really into the massage.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:23 No.17772966
    Yeah, I mean, he's playing MGS3 for the 20th time cause he finds new stuff in it every time. You can explore a game like that. Predator's just gonna be the same damn movie he just watched.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:24 No.17772971
    Get closer. Lean in and nuzzle the right head.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:30 No.17773026
    In on this. Let's let left know what he's missing.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:32 No.17773039
    I can't blame you. Mega Man 10 was pretty recent in the greater scheme of things.
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    You lean in close and rub up against Search Man.

    He pauses the game, distracted.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:40 No.17773101
    You said you play this game over and over because each time you find something new. I like that. You're... thorough.

    Activate sexy voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:48 No.17773163
    One head is weak against us and the other isn't.
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    You compliment his dedication.

    One head looks over to the other. They exchange a knowing glance.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:52 No.17773214
    Black screen approaching off the port bow, captain.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)04:53 No.17773221
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:54 No.17773224
    Danger, Will Robinson!

    If he's brofisting himself already, he's probably got some other virus.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)04:54 No.17773230
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)04:58 No.17773264
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    Alright the Homing Sniper!

    Doesn't this sort of make the Commando Bomb useless?

    Well whatever, MOVING ON
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)04:59 No.17773270
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    Glad to finally cross him off, eh?

    Who next?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)04:59 No.17773275
    well when are we getting Metal Blade, huh?

    I vote for Sword Man next.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:00 No.17773279
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:00 No.17773286
    Wish we got a second head instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:05 No.17773327
    Yes get Sword Man and then use Sword Man and Slash Man to pressure Blade Man into a 3M1F.

    They'll never be able to look each other in the eye again.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)05:21 No.17773504
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    You find Sword Man trying to sell Bright Man a sword.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:23 No.17773519
    Access wisdom. We have yet to try it out, and here is potential for another double-team.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:25 No.17773537
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    Is it wrong that in a similar situation I would be hoping, wishing that the cool, pure girl remains that way or at the very least, remain out of the clutches of the womanizing playboy?

    In a similar fashion as with here, I'm somewhat disheartened to see Search Man who has been out of reach from the beginning, suddenly now fall so easily to Blade Woman. At least, he could have been spared till the end?

    Oh god /tg/... this feeling... is this what it means to have a husbando?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:25 No.17773549
    Never mind Sword Man. Let's see if we can get Bright Man interested in our own brand of cutlery. Or maybe Cut Man's. Or Slash Man's. We're a growing company, and we could use a few bright young investors.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:27 No.17773560
    I think the question you should be asking yourself is why Wily made all of his robots easy.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:27 No.17773568
    Going to need to assess the situation because it is surprisingly non-sequitur. I mean... they're robots... and one wants the other to give him currency in exchange for a sword. I don't even...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:32 No.17773619
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    No! It's a lie! My husbando wouldn't fall so easily!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)05:34 No.17773642
    The thing about that is I really did want to save Search Man for last, but folks were pretty keen in wanting him to just get fucked already.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:35 No.17773647
    Lie to yourself if you want, but we didn't get his weapon from a mail-order catalog, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:47 No.17773746
    This game is way too easy...

    There is no struggle... just... an action requirement...

    Is this what it's like to be female?

    Is it really?

    Do the guys just... not even roll over and just accept it?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)05:48 No.17773761
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    Using your wisdom, you determine that Sword Man got conned by the Home Shopping Network again.

    He bought another spectacularly shitty sword with his hard earned robo-money that they totally have shut up.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:49 No.17773767
    If the encounter with Cut Man was any indication, it's going to get harder.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:49 No.17773780
    Ask if we can handle his sword
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)05:50 No.17773786
    Difficulty is for people that don't need to fuck 80 dudes in a row.

    But there will be certain incidents that are a little more... boss-fighty.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:54 No.17773825
    this is my favourite reason for difficulty level i have ever heard
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:55 No.17773830
    I like those amusing comments you put in your email field.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)05:57 No.17773855
    I've always liked them, like mouseover text for drawthreads.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)05:59 No.17773882
    I always hate missing those.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:00 No.17773889
    Capcom References everywhere.
    Did you saw that they're making Darkstalkers 4?
    It's Ono who's making, so god knows what he will put in that game
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)06:10 No.17773989
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    You ask to take a look at his sword. He obliges, and you examine it.

    It appears to be a traditional katana from the age of samurai, with a dragon painted on the blade. At least it appears to be that, what it actually is though is a spectacular piece of shit. Between your knowledge of blades and your upgraded wisdom there's pretty much no way you wouldn't have determined this.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:17 No.17774060
    Ask if he has a collection of these.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)06:20 No.17774096
    ...and we hit auto-sage! Incredible. I stuck around with it and it didn't take me 12 hours this time.

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