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    46 KB STRIKE WITCHES: THE GRIMDERPENING planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)21:21 No.17767985  
    Missing.

    Presumed dead.

    The rational part of your mind whispers that there wasn't a damn thing more you could've done. The rocket-bombs had completely unexpected escorts, and even what you and Perrine managed was pretty good, considering neither of you could catch them short of a steep dive.

    The irrational part of you is thinking Patton should have you court-martialed and violently stabbed with every broken beer bottle you stuffed into your plane. It's got brand-new turbosuperchargers, and if you'd had more ammo and less weight, who knows? Who knows? You haven't even tried the War Emergency Power setting yet and-

    "Stop that," Minna says, laying a hand on your shoulder.

    "What."

    "I've watched Gertrude blame herself for her sister's condition for over a year now. Don't you start with that shit too."

    "But-"

    She slaps you, ever so lightly. "That's an order, pilot. I've got enough stupid on my plate already, okay?"

    You nod, though you doubt your bloodless face carries much conviction.

    >Well, shit. Wat do?
    >Find Trude now?
    >Give her time to cool off?
    >IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:22 No.17768008
    >Missing.
    >Presumed dead.
    >last thread I saw ended with getting punched by Trude
    I've already missed a thread, haven't I?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768012
    Distribute gifts.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768015
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    >IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE

    I NEED TO LAUGH
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768020
    >>17767985
    Time for toga santa, save trude for last, we are going to get well and truly plastered with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768021
    >>17768008
    see
    >>17766007
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768022
    There is only one solution.

    Men of Boozeland, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:23 No.17768026
    >>17768008
    >>17766007
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768029
    We must go and find Chris. Our single given fuck demands it.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768032
    >>17767985
    Get a team. Get any engineer who is not on watch, get our guys. WE ARE FINDING THIS GIRL. WE LEAVE NO SHIPMATE BEHIND. THIS IS OUR MISSION.

    Eventually we will kill every martian, even if it takes 10,000 years. We will make them answer for their crimes, hoyah thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768036
    Give the schnapps to Minna. She'll know the best time to pass that on to Trude.

    Then go give everyone else their gifts.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768037
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>17767985
    Find Trude, talk to her. If things get too heavy or we can't get through to her, five her the alcohol she needs.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768038
    Drop the mint schnapps at Trudes door and go get the rest of the stuff to hand out.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768040
    As tempting as HUAE HUAE HUAE is, we have to put the schnapps back in our room, then go find Trude.

    We can break it out to celebrate if Chris turns out to have survived. If not we can drink it all later before we hang ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768041
    Find trude... She needs to let it out or it'll continue to stew and come out at a very bad time.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768042
    >>17767985
    I say we go ahead and give Minna her gift, but also ask if she can think of something we could actually DO before we even try to talk to Trude.

    After all, talk is just talk.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768044
    Find Trude, APPLY GNOME EMERGENCY POWER.

    Suffer not the grimderp to live.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768047
    >Find Trude now

    time to cool off would probably be a better idea but is rather out of character at this point. always with the direct approach to problems.

    maybe acquire reinforcements on the way. trudes friends with that erica girl right? bring her too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:24 No.17768049
    Give gifts. Help look for Chris if possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:25 No.17768052
    >Minna found a fuck to give about us in the middle of this mess
    Daaaaaaaamn.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:25 No.17768055
    >>17768032
    One problem: Chris was in a military hospital. In London.

    Bit of a long distance to go.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:25 No.17768060
    >>17768029
    Think for a moment; we've just come back breaking shit tons of regs, our plane's shot up a bit and even if we managed to leave, what are we going to do that a bunch of trained rescuers can't?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:25 No.17768062
    Find Trude. She needs someone to talk to. And probably a drink.

    Here's the hard part: We're gonna have to let her talk and actually listen and care.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:25 No.17768070
    >>17768060
    >>17768032
    GNOME POWERS BITCHES
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768071
    >Give her time to cool off
    This, then
    >Find Trude

    Woah, wait the fuck up.
    If Patton found the booze... Did he confiscate It?
    Also, no more cheerfull jackass mode until we get some things straight
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768076
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    >Grimdark arrives
    >OP finally puts a sexual option
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768077
    >>17768060

    Be a fucking wizard.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768078
    >>17768042
    Yeah, give Minna gift, ask her for pointers on handling Trude at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768079
    >>17768020
    TOGA SANTA.

    ...though Minna in broom closet has appeal just to see what stupid shit would happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768080
    >>17768032

    This won't work.

    We'll get in the way underfoot of the actual emergency services professionals. We'll cause more problems.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768082
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    >Gather crew
    >PREPARE FOR SEARCH AND RESCUE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768083
    >>17768015
    I'm with this guy, I need to laugh, also it's what Papa-n would want.
    >IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768087
    We should leave the schnaps in trude's room. just leave em there.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:26 No.17768088
    >>17768032
    Hooah

    I am voting for some manner of gift giving for Trude. Even if it means eating more knuckle sandwitches.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:27 No.17768095
    >>17767985

    First things first, we should give Minna her gift. Go the whole nine yards and do that rip off pants, fold up, and present thing we talked about earlier.

    Then, find a towel, toga it up, and Santa our way around the base. We'll deal with Trude later.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:27 No.17768098
    Fuck it we need some HUAE HUAE HUAE right now.

    We can deal with the heavy shit later.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:27 No.17768102
    >>17767985
    Let's wait on the gifts; it's probably not a good time for that sort of frivolity.
    Second, letting her cool off a bit is the only reasonable option here. We could give Minna the schnapps to pass on, but given the role the booze played here (it didn't really, but people be crazy), probably best to wait on that too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:27 No.17768104
    >>17768070
    Stop using the G-word
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:27 No.17768107
    >talk talk talk talk
    >talk talk talk talk
    NO. Men do not talk. Men DO. We may need to ask Minna for advice as to WHAT to do, but the point is we show that we care through our actions.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:27 No.17768108
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    >>17768032
    Put your aviators on, motherfuckers. It's time to be the hero.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:27 No.17768109
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    >IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE
    Okay, let's just poke our heads in this situation, if things go awry, gather up some bros and find Chris.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:28 No.17768122
    >>17768036
    This, then distribute gifts.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:28 No.17768126
    Guys, Chris is too far away for us to help.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:28 No.17768127
    >>17768011

    That's completely accurate.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:28 No.17768130
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    HUAE HUAE HUAE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:29 No.17768133
    We find the sister and then use our gnomish powers to make the machine better.
    >> RanaKallasilya 02/01/12(Wed)21:29 No.17768137
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:29 No.17768146
    Actually, not just Minna. Go on gift giving spree, leave Trude for last, ask everyone WAT DO.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:29 No.17768149
    find trude. reminice about frieds and comrades who've gone ahead into the long night.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:29 No.17768151
    >>17768032
    That's retarded. We're a pilot, not a goddamned structural engineer. Sifting through rubble is a really delicate operation, and that's just not our thing.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:30 No.17768160
    >>17768137
    Do you...know what board you're on?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768168
    >>17768076
    Because it's a trap. It's really the MOST wrong time to try making passes.

    And I'll bet fully half the people in the thread would walk straight into it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768169
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    >>17768137
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768171
    >>17767985

    >Find trude
    >let her beat the tar out of us for awhile
    >Get wasted
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768177
    >>17768146
    >share someones emotional trauma with everyone they know

    Yeahno.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768180
    >>17768149
    Actually going to change my vote to this. Surely losing so many battle brothas would equal one sister.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768183
    >>17768137
    >Implying $20 is anywhere near enough to make me leave an active Strike Witch Quest thread.

    Negro, you crazy.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768186
    Anyone in London owe us a favor that we can call in here? This is an appropriate time to outsource some badassery.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768187
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    grimdark witches?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768189
    >>17768127
    I'd agree with this. There's a difference between being irrationally angry with someone and actually acting on that emotion. Civilized people should be able to control themselves at least that much. Be angry all you want, but you can't justify your actions by that.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:31 No.17768191
    >>17768146
    Seconding.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:32 No.17768195
    I agree with finding her.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:32 No.17768203
    HUE HUE HUE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:33 No.17768208
    >>17768189

    sounds reasonable. dealing with this shit will probably take a while and she needs time to cool off.

    [x]deliver gifts
    [x]trude last
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:33 No.17768209
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    >IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE

    IT'S A TRAP
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:33 No.17768213
    I think the best options are having fun with Minna while we're in a closet, or getting drunk with Trude.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:33 No.17768216
    >>17768146
    Actually, I like this. More opinions on what do, more acts of generosity. All good.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:34 No.17768222
    >Trude's sister is probably dead
    >SO WE'RE ALL ALONE IN THIS CLOSET HUEHUEHUE

    Just... Fucking why? Guys? You guys?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:34 No.17768224
    >>17768216
    see
    >>17768177
    If they offer suggestions, maybe, but we certainly shouldn't solicit them.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:35 No.17768227
    BR BR BROOM CLOSET HUE HUE HUE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:35 No.17768234
    Definitely NOT the closet thing
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:35 No.17768236
    >>17768216

    We're a fucking wreck right now. Going around giving gifts when everyone else is also probably reeling is not a good idea. No one is going to care at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:36 No.17768248
    >>17768177
    She punched the shit out of us and shouted the whole thing IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM. Half the fucking base was probably within earshot.

    It's not a secret.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768254
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    Let's check if Chris is in the closet.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768257
    >>17768222
    HLQ ended early tonight so they are trying to get their BAD END sexual encounters somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768262
    >>17768236
    I don't know.
    The rape trio seemed pretty fucking chill
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768266
    >>17768222
    Because we know planefag is screwing with us and want to see what he does.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768268
    >>17768236
    seconding this.

    >>17768248
    doesn't really matter whether it's actually a secret or not, it's more about the propriety of the thing
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:37 No.17768272
    >>17768236
    That's actually quite a good point.

    In that case, ask minna for suggestions perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:38 No.17768274
    We're fucking getting our plane ready to fly again, grab anyone whose willing, and we're fucking GOING TO THAT HOSPITAL TO PERSONALLY SEARCH FOR HER.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:38 No.17768278
    >>17768274
    no we're not, that's stupid
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:38 No.17768285
    Why are we still debating this and not GETTING THE BASE ENGINEERS TOGETHER AND FUCKING FLYING THEM OVER THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU COCKSWAGGLING MOTHERFUCKERS JUST GET TO IT YOU BILGERAT FURRY FUCKS
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:39 No.17768290
    >>17768272
    We should probably give the stuff to her and let her handle the distribution.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:39 No.17768292
    >>17768274

    Or we could do something sane instead.

    Like try to pull the moves on our pantless, angry, female, magically empowered superior officer who hates our guts while locked in a broom closet.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:39 No.17768298
    >>17768262

    They probably didn't know. Not until trude burst in and lashed out at us.

    We didn't stick around to ask them anything either
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:39 No.17768300
    Eh. Giving Minna her gift now seems appropriate, but giving out the rest just seems out of place.

    We're already talking about it with her, and we know she's the caring and protective type, so she'd be the first person we'd want to ask for advice anyway. I say we discuss it with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:40 No.17768303
    >>17768278
    >stupid
    Then what are we waiting for?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:40 No.17768304
    >>17768278
    I didn't see you complaining about just about EVERYTHING ELSE WE DID this quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:40 No.17768314
    >>17768272
    >Ask Minna
    Oh
    That's a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:41 No.17768315
    Going to have to disagree with the trolls. Go talk to Trude, tell her to pack her shit, then go get Ian and Sean and head for London.

    We might not be able to do much, but at least Trude can feel less helpless about the situation.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:41 No.17768317
    >>17768285
    They have search teams already there, and do you have ant idea how many regs we would be breaking? The brass would love for us to give them an exscuse to court-martial us
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:41 No.17768320
    >>17768285
    They are drunk and our plane is full of holes and there are dedicated rescue services for this type of shit.

    We could go personally with Sean and Ian maybe but we probably have more important things to contribute to the war effort and are also unlikely to serve much use.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:42 No.17768328
    >>17768315
    She's got other responsibilities right now, and so do we. She needs to come to her senses and accept that.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:42 No.17768330
    >>17768248
    Who knows what she shouted, we couldn't hear, and even if that is what she yelled. it wasn't to everyone.

    Unless they bring it up themselves, it's best to not share personal information like that as it can and will make the person being talked about feel like an outsider and a subject of gosip, which is not something they want to feel right after such a huge loss.

    and sharing the gifts now is exactly what we should do, the facade of normalcy /helps/ with emotional trauma it gives them something to cling to.

    And then at the end of it all we get absolutely hammered, tell stories that will make us laugh and cry, and then no matter what after we pass out, we don't remember /anything/ of the previous night no matter how much pressure we may be under.

    And no trying to hook up, that's just a terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:42 No.17768335
    Ask minna for advice.


    I still recommend leaving the schnapps on trude's bed for her to find.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:42 No.17768337
    >>17768315

    After we try to cop a feel in this closet of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:42 No.17768339
    >finally make it to a Strikw Witches Quest thread on time
    >oh wait I'm hanging out with my buddy tonight
    Dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:42 No.17768340
    Do the most rational thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:42 No.17768341
    >>17768285

    The black widow seats 3. It is also shot up.

    3 fools, are not going to be of any use to emergency professionals.

    And if you think the witches will abandon a Area of Responsibility to do engage in rescue work that already has actual professionals on the scene, I believe you severely underestimate their professionalism.
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    >Implying OP won't just ignore you all and go for the closet option
    I know your game, OP.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:43 No.17768345
    >>17768315
    Why does people having a different opinion to you make them trolls?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:43 No.17768352
    >>17768339

    >on time

    this is the second thread today mate.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:43 No.17768353
    >>17768335
    Booze gifts are probably not a good idea now.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:43 No.17768356
    >>17768343
    He'd fucking better.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:43 No.17768365
    If her sister is dead, she should be the one to bury her!
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    Well this went to hell pretty quickly. Half of us are in serious mode, half of us want to keep being silly, and another half keeps arguing. Yes, I know that's three halves, but fuck it.

    Planefag is either the greatest troll I have ever seen or did not think this grimderp stuff out. Fun while it lasted though.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:44 No.17768376
    >>17768353
    I was thinking that, but really, the sooner she realizes that the booze wasn't a factor in what happened the better.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:44 No.17768377
    >>17768345

    Because that's the definition of anyone who disagrees with you on the internet?

    Duh.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:44 No.17768380
    IF WE HADN'T GONE ON THE BOOZE RUN THEN NO ONE WOULD HAVE INTERCEPTED THOSE ROCKET BOMBS AND EVEN MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE DEAD. WE WERE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME AND MADE A DIFFERENCE FOR SOME PEOPLE, AND MAYBE EVEN CHRIS.

    Obviously Trude isn't going to listen to this now, but we at least shouldn't be too hard on ourselves.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)21:44 No.17768382
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    "Which hospital?"

    "Not sure the name... it's in North-East London-"

    "Shit, I can put in at RAF Hornchurch and steal a motorcycle or something," you say, standing up. "I'll get Ian and Sean, we'll-"

    "What are you going to do that the Brits can't?" Minna asks you. "You don't know anything about rescue work."

    "What do you need to know to dig through rubble with a shovel!?" you say, going for the door. Minna slams her palm into the doorframe, blocking you with her arm.

    "Man, the British know how to do THAT. They did plenty of it during the Blitz. I helped make a lot of that rubble, too, I should know."

    "But-"

    "Your plane is not airworthy and we've no transports to spare and if you try it I'll have the MPs haul you back trussed and gagged for going AWOL. All we can do is sit and wait."

    Sit and wait. Loss of control is the hardest thing on earth for a pilot to accept and Minna clearly sees the anguish on your face.

    "I'm sorry," she says quietly. "Listen, it's been a hard few days on everyone. You've been nominated for decorations, even, despite that. If you don't slow down, you'll burn out."

    You close your eyes and sit on the bucket again, admitting defeat. Somehow, in the shadowed confines of the broom closet, it doesn't feel as humiliating to admit powerlessness.

    And Minna's perfume smells quite nice, too.
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    "Minna, I think I say Chris in the closet!"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:45 No.17768393
    >>17768353
    You are clearly under-appreciating the cathartic characteristics of heavy alcoholism.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:45 No.17768396
    >>17768339
    Hahaha. Welcome to me last week, buddy.

    "Okay, so SWQ is on this day. Wait, that's the day my friend is coming over. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

    Moments like that make me appreciate the archives.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)21:45 No.17768397
    Which country has which Witch?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:46 No.17768407
    >>17768382
    so it begins

    When in doubt, whip it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:47 No.17768418
    >>17768382
    well all we can do is get a bite to eat then try to get some sleep

    with a pistol under the pillow
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:47 No.17768419
    >>17768382
    CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:47 No.17768421
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    >>17768382
    The closet locks from the outside. Minna closed it while both of us were inside.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:47 No.17768425
    >>17768382
    ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:47 No.17768427
    >Gather crew
    >SitRep
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:47 No.17768429
    >>17768397
    Just wiki it, its what I did.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:48 No.17768441
    >>17768382

    This is a complete reversal over what happened after the martian raid. Now Minna is making us keep our shit together.

    It is most certainly hug time.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:48 No.17768443
    >>17768382
    Fuck no. We possibly kill her sister and now we're going to fuck her best friend and role model? No. I call bullshit. Give out presents. Go to bed. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:48 No.17768444
    >>17768421
    oh fuck......

    Planefag is doing this isn't he
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:48 No.17768451
    If Minna touches us blow the whistle
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:49 No.17768452
    >>17768382
    We need to catch up with Minna anyways. We can calm down and then go be Toga Santa. Possibly while wearing pants on our head. Pants Fairy?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:49 No.17768453
    >>17768382
    Oh come on, we have to go for it. Make a move now and there's no down side. She's being nice, and even if she rejects us she can't get too mad cause we're upset about the hospital thing. It's perfect. We can even get some one-liner about speeding up and firing.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:49 No.17768460
    >>17768421
    >>17768444
    >...................................
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:49 No.17768461
    >>17768441

    Hug time it is.

    Mention we got something for her and we'll want to pass it to her later.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:50 No.17768469
    >>17768441
    Not so much a complete reversal; our reaction is stupid, but not as bad as hers was, especially considering we're not a commanding officer.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:50 No.17768472
    >>17768407
    Yo, stop playin'

    We ain't hitting on Wilcke. She might be the one who saved us but we fucking deserved It.
    She's still cunt-class commander. Fuck that, we ain't no man-whore.
    Besides, we have no idea If Patmmel gang left already
    >> OvermanXAN 02/01/12(Wed)21:50 No.17768474
    >>17768443
    This. Dear gods. Not to mention I'm pretty sure we COULD get in severe trouble if we do anything stupid here. Think with our brains, people, not our crotches.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:51 No.17768490
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    Did Minna just lock us in the broom closet?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:51 No.17768491
    >Walk out of closet
    >Entire 501st leaning on the door
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:51 No.17768494
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    >>17768444
    >>17768421
    ...planefag is you PapaN in disguise?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:51 No.17768496
    >>17768382

    > "If you don't slow down, you'll burn out."

    She has to know that if he ever slows down, he'll die.

    Might as well take a few moments here and ask her about Trude and talk the shit to get his mind off the really shitty news.

    Hell, give her her gift while you're at it by asking if she'd like to walk around for a bit whilst talking about Trude and other crap.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:52 No.17768497
    >>17768397
    USA: Charlotte
    Italy: Luccini
    Japan: Sakamoto, Miyafuji
    Britain: Lynette
    France: Perrine
    Germany: Minna, Trude, Erica
    Russia: Sanya
    Finland: Eila
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:52 No.17768501
    >>17768472
    No one's talking about hitting on her, just fucking her. And as for the brass
    >no fucks given
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:52 No.17768508
    >>17768472

    >Both parties keeping each other sane.

    Sounds like a war couple to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:52 No.17768509
    >>17768472
    If GODFORBID Minna tries to assault us, we blow the whistle
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:52 No.17768510
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    >>17768491
    DRAWFAG
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:53 No.17768521
    Ok, we don't have to make a move on her.
    But at the very least we have to come real fucking close to making a move, and then walk out.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:54 No.17768533
    >>17768397

    Japs have Jap names
    Gerty,Erica,Minna-Germany
    Perrine-France
    Charlotte-Murrica
    Lucchini-Funny part of Italy
    Sanya-Russia
    Lynette-Britain
    Eila-Finland
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)21:55 No.17768543
    >>17768491
    I would not be surprised at all
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:55 No.17768548
    >>17768521
    Dude, even if we wanted to, this really is not the time for it. Not anymore than when we were chewing her out post-raid.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:55 No.17768551
    >>17768491
    This should happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:56 No.17768556
    >>17768382
    I hate everyone who made writing that particular post necessary.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:56 No.17768562
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    Once again this image holds true.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:57 No.17768563
    >>17768491
    That or someone opens the door as soon as we make a move. There is no way boning Minna could end well.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:57 No.17768571
    >>17768382
    If door is unlocked, present gift to Minna, then find Trude. We should be as tactful as we can: explain that we'd like to apologize for missing one, and that we'd like to stay with her for a while so that if she needs someone to talk to, or even just to beat up on, we can be there for her. Also, so that if/when they find her sister we can be the first to help her celebrate.

    But if we're locked in the closet, I say Minna has a good point. We could use the time to take a nap.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:57 No.17768572
    >>17768556
    Which people? The "let's dig her out" crowd or let's fuck Minna" crowd?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)21:57 No.17768573
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    >>17768382

    That strikes you as quite odd, for some reason. Minna, wearing perfume? The She-Satan, Blackmailer of Patton, Scourge Of The Base? Sure, you checked out her legs at every opportunity, but you inherently assumed she'd use them to crack your skull like a walnut if you tried anything stupid. Complete with the nasty, sick cracking sounds and the image of your grey matter being shredded and squished out of the ugly fractures, in fact.

    You haven't really thought of her as a person that much... any more then you thought of those girls in the bath room as battle veterans with multiple kills apiece to their name. In other words, any kind of threat.

    And yeah, you're in a broom closet with her, now.

    The woman who just saved your ass from a court-martial. Who doesn't want you on the base at all... and is now in a perfect position to feed your sorry ass to the wolves.

    Oh.

    Oh *shit.* Yeah. Didn't think of that angle. Just handed her ammo, didn't you? Just handed her an entire fucking bazooka and now you're staring at her legs and sweet *jesus* look at those legs no no look DOWN fuck we're in a closet you look down and see nothing but more legs sweet Christ she's got nice ankles and if she sees you blushing she'll break your own foot off in your ass oh shit oh fuck oh doom on you.

    You take a deep breath to steady yourself and just get more perfume in your nostrils and you know if you speak your voice won't be quite steady and why the HELL is she still in this closet?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:57 No.17768574
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    >Make a move
    >Get "My boyfriend is Deeeaaaddd"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:58 No.17768595
    >>17768563
    Which is exactly why we should do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:58 No.17768596
    >>17768573
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:58 No.17768597
    [x] eject.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:59 No.17768602
    >>17768574
    He's with Trude's sister now. I bet they're totally doing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:59 No.17768607
    >>17768573
    so....uhhh.....mind giving me a bit of room so i can get the door, or are we gonna stay in here all day?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:59 No.17768609
    >>17768573
    DEM LEGS
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:59 No.17768614
    >>17768573
    ABORT THE MISSION

    BLOW THE WHISTLE

    BLOW IT. WE HAVE IT FOR A REASON
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)21:59 No.17768616
    I swear to god, if we don't get out of the closet soon it's time to blow the rape whistle.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:00 No.17768618
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    >Sure, you checked out her legs at every opportunity, but you inherently assumed she'd use them to crack your skull like a walnut if you tried anything stupid. Complete with the nasty, sick cracking sounds and the image of your grey matter being shredded and squished out of the ugly fractures, in fact.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:00 No.17768619
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    >>17768573

    >Watching with bated breath
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:00 No.17768620
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    >>17768573
    MC FORESAW A TRAP

    MC USES RAPE-WHISTLE.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:00 No.17768625
    >>17768596
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:00 No.17768627
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    >>17768421
    >>17768421
    >>17768421
    >>17768421
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768633
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    Damn I hate having shit to do mid-quest

    >the courage to post your terrible drawfag skills
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768634
    Ten bucks says Minna is doing this on purpose to test us. TEN OF THE DOLLARS.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768635
    >>17768627
    NO.
    GOD DAMN YOU >>17768421 YOU ARE GIVING PLANEFAG IDEAS
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768636
    >>17768572
    The "dig her out" crowd. the idea was dumb and they should feel dumb for suggesting it.

    there was no way we'd be able to go, it was nowhere near us, there are literally /more/ unskilled rescue workers available in the city where the bomb landed than they could possibly use, and our "gnome powers" would be of absolutely no help despite their insistence that it'd solve the problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768637
    >>17768573
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768640
    >>17768573
    Yes, we get it planefag. You're going t get it so close and then minna's going to walk out and lock us in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768641
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    >>17768627
    >>17768627
    >>17768627
    Oh you bastard.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:01 No.17768644
    >>17768627
    Well I guess we now know what direction we're heading in.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:02 No.17768653
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    >>17768627
    Oh you
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:02 No.17768655
    "...I need an adult..."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:03 No.17768661
    >>17768640
    That's what we should be doing to her
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:03 No.17768664
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    >>17768627

    >I like where this is going
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:03 No.17768667
    >>17768627
    OI
    What's with that reaction?
    You should've ignored It.
    OI, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
    OI
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:04 No.17768678
    >>17768655
    "I am a adult"

    doordate which

    Why does captcha seem related.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:04 No.17768684
    >Inb4 door opens
    >Inb4 Rommel slips in
    >Inb4 "shhhhh"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:05 No.17768689
    *Entire squadron listen to us trying to break out of closet*
    "Wow, they are doing it pretty hard!"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:05 No.17768690
    >>17768655

    >>17768678
    These THISTHISTHIS
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)22:05 No.17768695
    >>17768684
    DAMN IT
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)22:05 No.17768698
    >>17768684
    Oh god I can see that happening....
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:05 No.17768699
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    >>17768627
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)22:08 No.17768728
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    >>17768627
    >>17768573
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:08 No.17768730
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    >>17768573

    You're about to ask, but again, your voice will crack and reveal you to be as flustered as a fucking 12 year old virgin on his first date in daddy's pickup truck.

    "Are you okay?" Minna is asking.

    "Uhmmurrmfinemmhmm," you mutter, pinching your temples dramatically. "Headacheyahknowmmmhmm."

    Minna seems to shrug, and relief floods you as she turn the knob.

    Or tries to. The doorknob rattles loudly, and Minna curses under her breath.

    "Ah, damn. I think I locked us in."

    You bear down on the surge of panic with all your might. You can control a fighter plane with 4,000 combined horsepower through violent, edge-of-envelope maneuvers, you can face death in the eye and kick its ass, so there is no fucking way you're going to bitch out because you're locked in a closet with a *skirt.* Fuck, they used to do this for FUN back in high school!

    "RightwhellbadIguess," you mutter, too low for your voice to reveal you.

    "You have a pocketknife to jimmy it with? I don't have any pockets to keep one in."

    "Shurrighthere," you mutter. Casually. You're fishing around for it, growing more and more frantic as you fail to locate it, but finally the cool touch of metal on your fingertips soothes you, and you draw it.

    And that's when Minna steps behind you and touches your hair.

    "Why is your hair wet?"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)22:09 No.17768741
    >>17768730
    Oh boy.

    Hey how can we see what she looks like anyway? How well-lit is this broom closet?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:09 No.17768747
    >>17768730
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Now let's jimmy HER lock.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768751
    >>17768730
    RAIN! IT'S RAINING TODAY
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768754
    Okay so Trude punched us because she seems to believe we could have got all the buzz bombs if we hadn't loaded up with precious booze.
    Which is true, of course. But if we hadn't, we wouldn't have needed to leave the base quite so quickly. We would have missed the bombs entirely. There wouldn't even BE rubble.

    tl;dr We should go to her, give her the schnapps, and tell her 'Shit happens.'
    >>17768730
    After we have a heart attack.
    >KICK THE DOOR OUT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768756
    >>17768730
    we gon get raped.

    Let's try to get away anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768760
    >>17768730

    F5F5F5F5
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768761
    >>17768730
    WHISTLE
    WHISTLE GODDAMNIT
    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768763
    >>17768730
    We must use WIZARD powers to OPEN DOOR.
    This door. This door. This door. THIS DOOR THIS DOOR THIS DOOR-
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768766
    >>17768730

    well escape from the closet when she throws us through the door. SROBLEM POLVED.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768767
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:10 No.17768769
    >>17768751
    "Wasrainingoutsideyknowhowweatherisandstuff..."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:11 No.17768771
    >>17768730
    DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:11 No.17768779
    >>17768730
    smelledfilthyafterthreedaysoffighting. tookabath
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:11 No.17768780
    >>17768730
    EFF FIVE
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)22:12 No.17768790
    >>17768730
    ABORT MOTHERFUCKER. We are BEING. TROLLED. This is -vengeance- for our tomfoolery.

    besides, we have a Trude to find and get smashed.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:13 No.17768793
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    >>17768730
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:13 No.17768794
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    >>17768730

    F5F5F5F5F5
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:13 No.17768795
    >>17768730
    brush off the question, just don't answer it
    and more importantly: this
    >>17768790
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:13 No.17768801
    >>17768730
    "Oh I didn't get to tell you, you guys have really nice bathing facilities here, real top of the line. Even has it's own pool witches too, real blast."

    What was all that noise about not giving fucks? We give one, begrudgingly by some of you, and now we act like a fucking paladin of the chastity belt, christ, children in here today.

    Let's do it, planefag, and by it, I mean Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:13 No.17768804
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:13 No.17768806
    >>17768790
    Are... are you saying that we didn't actually hit the hospital? PLAAAAANEFAAAAG.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:14 No.17768808
    >>17768730
    I NEED AN ADULT.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:14 No.17768811
    NOOOOOOOO
    WAIT I GOT THIS
    SEAN
    SEAN, THAT RETARD AND HIS STUPID PRANKS IT'S MAN THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND NOW LET ME KICK THOSE DOOR
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:14 No.17768813
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    >>17768730
    3 months old laptop and I'm already ruining the F5 key.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:14 No.17768814
    >>17768730
    >inb4 we accidentally grab her breasts
    >inb4 she goes total tsun~tsun~
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)22:14 No.17768815
    >>17768801
    More the idea of statutory-raping our CO right on the heels of an emotion bomb, I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:14 No.17768820
    >>17768801
    this
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:15 No.17768825
    Why can't you just tell her you took a bath? We went where Yoshika told us to.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:15 No.17768834
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    >>17768761
    >>17768763
    Yes please. Both. At once. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:16 No.17768837
    >>17768801
    Going with this.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:16 No.17768838
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    >>17768730

    An electric thrill goes through your spine from top-to-bottom as Minna runs her delicate fingers over your scalp. You're not sure if it's pleasure or fear, however.

    You were going to tell Minna about the whole bath incident, but, you know, over the radio, from fifteen-thousand feet, after she'd run out of ammo and was low on magic.

    Maybe.

    Not in a broom closet with her close enough to reach into your chest and rip your heart out with magic punches capable of cracking ribcages open.

    "I... took a bath."

    "... where?" Minna asks, in that same dangerously quiet tone of voice she just used when blackmailing a two-star general.

    "In water."

    You feel Minna's breath on your neck, and you tremble with - something. Terror. Or lust. Or god help you, lust BORN of terror? Is that - that can't - really hard to think right now and -

    "You took a bath... with my girls..." her voice is dangerously soft. "You are clinically braindead." Her hand falls on your hip, and that is when Shit. Gets. Real.
    >> OvermanXAN 02/01/12(Wed)22:16 No.17768842
    >>17768815
    Yeah. Seriously, career ending move, guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:16 No.17768844
    >>17768801
    We're almost positive she's setting us up just to walk out of here, so why not nip that in the bud and see how she reacts to this. force her hand and find out how invested she is in it
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:16 No.17768846
    >>17768730
    Took a bath because three days without was far too long, wore a blindfold to avoid accidental peeping, wore my pants to avoid reverse peeping.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)22:16 No.17768848
    >>17768838
    Oh, thank god, she just went for the pistol.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768854
    >>17768838
    GAAAAAAH

    CALLING IT NOW: PLANEFAG GOES CLIFFHANGER HERE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768855
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    >>17768838
    >>17768838
    >>17768838
    OH NO.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768857
    Dammit PlaneFag I am sitting in the front row of a lecture and these last two threads have had me crying I'm trying not to laugh so hard. Everyone around me thinks I'm crazy. Your fault.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768863
    >>17768815
    One of the archived threads had her listed as 18, which is legal in AMERICA and Germany. So where did the statutory rape shit come from? Also, we fuck with our COs at every chance, time to step it up a notch and actually fuck one, and I don't know about you, but Minna has nicer TnA than Patton. Could just be me though.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768867
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    >>17768838
    inb4 she suplexes us. We didn't even take her purse!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:17 No.17768872
    >>17768838
    She's gonna use us to break down the door isn't she?
    She's gonna pick us up andbash that door down with our head.
    And then it actually gets bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:18 No.17768877
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    >>17768838
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:18 No.17768878
    >>17768838
    WHISTLE!
    WHIIIIISTLLLLLLE
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)22:18 No.17768880
    >>17768838
    There was a blindfold!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:18 No.17768881
    >>17768838
    PANTS
    WE WORE PANTS
    AND A BLINDFOLD UNTIL CHARLOTTE TOOK IT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:18 No.17768884
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    >>17768838
    WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLE!
    OH GOD WHERE IS ROMMEL?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:18 No.17768886
    so much f5

    fuck the people saying he's trolling. You guys are f5ing it all too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:18 No.17768887
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    >>17768838

    POST FASTER YOU...YOU PLANEFAGGG
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768888
    >>17768838
    Oh boy. We're totally gonna die. And totally get off on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768891
    >>17768730

    Oh lordy
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768895
    This is all one big cockamamie revenge scheme for stealing her memo-pad. Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768900
    >>17768886
    I am using Hokuto F5 Seiken, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768901
    >>17768838
    Well not really. We tried to take a bath, and those crazy bints wouldn't leave us alone. We eventually had to leave - before even being able to get clean - and that's when Trude comes in and wallops us. A real great crowd you've got her, sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768902
    >>17768838
    Why, Planefag? Why? We told about the running the fuck away, blowing the whistle, lie like a pro.
    And THAT'S what we get?
    LEt me us an emoticon
    :-(
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:19 No.17768903
    >>17768887
    YOU DOUBLE PLANEFAG
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:20 No.17768913
    Oh dear mother of god and all her wacky nephews, we are fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:20 No.17768917
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    >>17768730
    I NEED AN ADULT

    >pic related, it's our face
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:20 No.17768919
    >>17768895
    Do we have that on us? It'd be a great time to pull it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:20 No.17768923
    inb4
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:21 No.17768929
    >>17768838
    She's going to shoot us with our own pistol, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:21 No.17768936
    USE G-MAGwait
    USE G-FORCE TO BREAK THE GUN
    AND THE LOCK
    AND TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:22 No.17768941
    >>17768929
    Oh god.
    She wants it to look like a suicide. That's why we are in the closet!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:22 No.17768943
    >>17768919
    She'd just ram it down our throat, or use it to castrate us or something. We don't need to hand her any weapons
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:22 No.17768951
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    We could swarm the Martians all the way back to the red planet with all the F5s in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:22 No.17768953
    Guys, we can't run now. We need to stand like men and explain this to her.

    If, you know, we don't s-s-stutter and slur every single bloody word.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:23 No.17768954
    Oh right, we're a GNOME! We can just make the gun fall apart when she reaches for it.
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)22:23 No.17768958
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    inb4 "I heard you were into erotic asphyxiation..."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:23 No.17768965
    >>17768881
    This is exactly the kind of terrified, believable thing we could/should say in this situation. I vote for this.

    But I'm totally fine with seeing how PF plays this out.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:24 No.17768973
    >>17768954

    Doesn't help when she starts throttling us!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:24 No.17768974
    >>17768838

    sorryihadnoideayokoshikojustsaidgotothebasement

    ohgodohgodigotyouthiswatchdontkillme
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:25 No.17768980
    >>17768958
    STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:25 No.17768981
    >>17768954
    Stop using that word

    Seriously
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:25 No.17768984
    WAIT,
    We Are A Gnome.
    This lock shouldn't be able to hold a gnome.
    We use our gnome powers on the lock, take off running, then switch pursuers with Rommel.
    At least Patton doesn't have superpowers (that we know of)
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:25 No.17768987
    TURN AROUND STARE DEATH IN THE EYE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:25 No.17768988
    >>17768838
    Miyafuji was the one that sent us down there.

    Slow the rape train already.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:25 No.17768990
    >inb4 Trude opens the door and punching us again for trying to sexing up her commander
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:26 No.17768999
    So about that whistle...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:26 No.17769002
    >>17768990
    >Imokaywiththis.jpg
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)22:28 No.17769022
    Are we going to three threads again, planefag?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/01/12(Wed)22:29 No.17769030
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    WE'RE DEAD
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:29 No.17769034
    >>17769022
    >three
    At this rate we'll make six.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:29 No.17769036
    >>17769022
    It's only 10:30, so it's not out of the question
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:29 No.17769043
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    >>17768838

    You shove yourself off the door as hard as possible, slamming Minna into the back wall of the closet. She yelps in surprise and squirms against you deliciously, which fuels your terrorlust to unprecedented heights.

    IT IS TIME TO BUG THE FUCK OUT. You crouch, let yourself fall forward, and at a forty-five degree angle you launch yourself at the door like a rocket sled on rails. You hurtle towards the door with more force then an entire aircrew entering the mess on Taco Night.

    You score a direct THUDDing hit, shattering the lock like flimsy glass, and you hear multiple secondaries thumping to the floor as you launch over a pile of sprawling Witches who had their ears pressed to the door. You execute a perfect one-point landing on your face, bruising your wounded jaw on the wooden floor, and nearly levitate to your feet, running down the hall faster then a PFC when he sees the sergeant coming with a mop. You take the first corner a little too fast, and your feet nearly go out from under you, but you recover in the nick of time and beat feet further into the castle, running for all you're worth.

    Finally, you pause by a dead ficus in a sadly-neglected pot and take a few deep breaths.

    "I've never seen somebody run that fast with a boner."

    You spin like a dervish and plant your fist right in the steel visor of a knight's helmet.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:31 No.17769053
    >>17769043
    ESCAPE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:31 No.17769054
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    >>17769043
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:31 No.17769055
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    >>17769043
    >wrong picture goddamit
    >FUCKING CATCHPA
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:31 No.17769059
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    >>17769043
    >"I've never seen somebody run that fast with a boner."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:31 No.17769060
    >>17769043
    Never run for your life with a boner.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:32 No.17769064
    >>17769043
    Ow
    Wait. THE BOOZE CHECK THE BOOZE!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:32 No.17769065
    >>17769043
    God damn it Ian
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:32 No.17769068
    >>17769043
    so THATS where Rommel ended up!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)22:32 No.17769069
    >>17769043
    The witches at the door were going to let their CO murder us? So much for friends...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769077
    >>17769043
    Well, we survived.
    Fuck you Sean, we're giving Trude the schnapps.
    We still have the schapps, yes?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769078
    SERIOUSLY IAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN A SUIT OF ARMOR
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769079
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    >>17769043

    >Pile of sprawling witches.

    Oh god, we will never hear the end of this.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769080
    >>17769043
    Oh boy...
    I don't even have words.

    Also inb4 Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769082
    >>17769069
    listen her sex us up more like
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769083
    >>17769043
    Which ones were listening? All of them? All but Trude and Minna I mean?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769086
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    >>17769043
    Minna will now try to get you alone as much as possible, good job guys, out Tsundere CO is now a yandere CO
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769087
    >>17769043
    Oh look who's back!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769090
    >steel visor of a knight's helmet.
    Godfuckindammit would you stop wearing this SPAM can and walk like a normal man.
    Like me, for example?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769092
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    >>17769043
    Good show planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:33 No.17769094
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    oh god planefag I love you
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:34 No.17769104
    >>17769086
    >implying that's bad

    we have a guaranteed wingma-er.. wingWitch
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:35 No.17769110
    >>17769082
    No kidding, rereading
    >>17768838
    the hand falling on the hip seems much more likely to be her going in for a kiss than reaching for a gun. We should have given her a quick peck before taking off at least.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:35 No.17769112
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    >>17769043
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:36 No.17769119
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    >>17769043
    GOTTAGOFAST

    Also, I'm suddenly reminded of this picture.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:36 No.17769127
    >>17769110
    See, Charlotte? Sure. Sakabroto, maybe if she were drunk enough? Motherfucking Wilcke, the moon-faced assassin of joy? NO.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:36 No.17769128
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    >>17769043
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:36 No.17769131
    >>17769043
    One of two things happened. Either we avoided being killed, or now she is disappointed and thinks we're gay.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:37 No.17769137
    we must find a secret place to sleep tonight!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/01/12(Wed)22:37 No.17769141
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    >>17769043
    And this is why we're here. Heh. Good show.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:37 No.17769142
    >>17769137
    Sean's room?
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)22:37 No.17769144
    >>17769137

    Minna's room! She'd never suspect it!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:37 No.17769150
    >thinks we're gay.
    WORKS FOR US
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:38 No.17769156
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    >>17769043

    "FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH," you snarl, clutching your bruised hand as Ian chuckles from inside the suit of armor. "What are you doing in that shit anyway you son of a bitch seriously."

    "I'm-" he pauses, cocks his head, then stands stiff at attention.

    Perrine walks around the corner, and comes to a halt, staring at you, still leaning against the wall, cradling your bruised knuckles.

    "What..." she shakes her head, as if that's a question she's given up trying to answer. "Have you seen Ian?"

    You jerk your head at the armor. "He's inside that thing."

    Perrine snorts. "That's a badly overplayed trope used in low culture crap. Ian would never stoop to a ploy so hackneyed. You should learn your crew better, if you really consider yourself their leader." Sniffing a bit at you, she stalks past, every inch the perfectly coiffed French beauty.

    Exactly three seconds after she's out of sight, you lunge for the far wall as Ian's armored foot tries to make contact with your ass.

    "Motherfucker."

    "I am to please. What the hell is that all about?"

    "I could ask you the same question."

    "Rank, motherfucker. Do you speak it? You first."

    "We're the same rank."

    "But I'm a pilot."

    "So am I, asshole!"

    "I'm an ace."

    "We all got credit for those. Asshole."

    "Well.... fuck you."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/01/12(Wed)22:38 No.17769160
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    Initiate mode: GOTTA GO FAST
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:38 No.17769161
    >>17769137
    Fuck that, instead we're getting hammered with trude, and then passing out in an unspecified location (read as "the nearest place that looks warm and comfy")
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:38 No.17769171
    >>17769150
    Just as long as she doesn't tell anybody else.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:39 No.17769172
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    >>17769144

    Still need to pass her the watch!

    Her room it is!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:39 No.17769173
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    >>17769144
    OH GOD THIS THE BEST IDEA ALL NIGHT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:39 No.17769174
    >>17769131
    I'm fine with that, no one deserves to put up with her bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:39 No.17769184
    >>17769156
    rock paper scissors?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:40 No.17769186
    >>17769156
    We need a fucking drink. Presto.

    Yes, Trude will catch us and she'll flip even more, but FUCK.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)22:40 No.17769190
    >>17769156
    Heh. So I guess we explain now.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:40 No.17769191
    >>17769156
    >Perrine looking for Ian
    >Ian in suit of armor
    "...Oh"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:40 No.17769196
    >>17769156
    Find trude

    Get wasted

    maybe she'll help you not die so slowly.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:40 No.17769198
    >>17769156
    Kick him the codpiece, Then get booze. God you need a drink.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:40 No.17769201
    >>17769144
    We can hang a hammock over her bed!,
    We just paint the underside to look exactly like her ceiling. Genius. Pure genius.
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    >>17769144
    >>17769144
    It's foolproof
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:41 No.17769205
    >>17769161
    >the nearest place that looks warm and comfy
    Trude's ass, if we're lucky
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:41 No.17769208
    >>17769043
    So are we still hoping to patch things up with the old girlfriend that was mentioned a while ago or are we afraid that all of the witches like it rough?

    Captcha: tents. Of a sort.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:41 No.17769209
    >>17769156
    Oh great, Perrine's got a crush on Ian. I can honestly say that I didn't see this coming.

    ...wait. Does this mean we can throw a few back with Sakamoto without getting choked again?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:42 No.17769211
    >>17769156
    >Ian would never stoop to a ploy so hackneyed.
    Does Perrine want some Ian too? I thought she was Sakamotosexual only.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:42 No.17769216
    >>17769043
    Too much to do right now. Trude's pissed that we missed the buzz bomb that may have killed her sister, we just flatbacked half the base while they were eavesdropping on our little chat just now, and Minna may or may not want to slice our cockles off and feed them to us for taking a bath in the same room as her subordinates.

    I vote to leave the watch in Minna's office with a note saying something to the effect of "I love you when you scare the shit out of me", and try to spend the rest of the day not getting killed.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:42 No.17769219
    >Report situation to Ian
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:43 No.17769231
    >>17769209
    >>17769211

    An affair doesn't count in paris, she wants BOTH
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:43 No.17769232
    Ian, We both have girl problems of a major sort.

    From now on we are gay and have been since the beginning of our enlistment terms.

    That ought to throw the wwitches off our tails
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:43 No.17769236
    >>17769201
    It can't fail.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:43 No.17769239
    Ian's adventures must be pretty damn interesting, not to mention that they're still infinitely safer than ours.

    I wonder what kind of adventures Sean has
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:43 No.17769242
    >>17769216

    yes. Yes! YES!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:44 No.17769244
    >>17769201
    That works.
    But after we go see Trude. A Witch that blames us for 'missing, presumed dead' is not a Witch we want backing us up during ALIUMS!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:44 No.17769248
    >>17769232

    We ain't gonna do Mass Effect 3 here
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:44 No.17769253
    fucking minnafags "oh ho ho if we play it off as trolling in our votes we can get the quest to do tsundere antics and then we get our waifu huhuhu so sneaky" at least trudefags are just like [x]find trude. a little goddamn dignity.


    anyway, [x] ask Ian what the hell is up with perrine. yeah shes crazy but its been days whys he still getting hunted.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:45 No.17769259
    >>17769232
    No goddamn way, we need to be seen as asexual by her, the US Army did not like homosexuals during that time, and they sometimes would throw them out on their ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:45 No.17769260
    >>17769216
    I support this course of action.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)22:45 No.17769263
    >>17769216
    This. Let the trolling of Minna continue.

    But seriously, back on task, locate schnapps, give to Trude. That's enough Officer-related excitement for one day.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:45 No.17769264
    >>17769232
    Do you really want to risk turning them all into fujoshi?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:45 No.17769269
    >>17769201
    WE DO THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:46 No.17769273
    >>17769216

    Are you sure you want to encourage it?

    She'll be hiding in our plane with a knife next because she thinks we get off on it. Which maybe we do but that isn't the point.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:46 No.17769277
    >>17769259

    and the brits were wirse you could get your bits snipped.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:47 No.17769300
    >>17769277
    Hey, as the Witches and the WAC prove, you don't need a penis to be a hot-shot pilot.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:48 No.17769303
    >>17769263
    Drop off booze in Trude's room if she is not present. THEN gifts.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:49 No.17769309
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    >>17769156

    Ian smirks inside his helmet - you don't see it, but you know he's doing it. Upon your admission of defeat, he graciously takes the lead. "Well, uh, Perrine is stalking me."

    You take a second to process that. "No shit?"

    "No shit."

    You tell him what happened to you, and he raises the visor of the helmet to stare at you. "So let me get this straight. You're almost pseudo-raped by three women, manage to cannonball-kid your way out of it, get punched in the mouth by Gertrude because she thinks we dun goofed, then you get locked in a broom closet with a redhead with a pert mouth and legs that go all the way up, and then you bodyslam your way out of there and flee for your life."

    You nod.

    "Mac," Ian says seriously, "you are gay."

    You snort. "Look who's fucking talking. I didn't don a suit of goddamn armor to keep the filthy women's hands off me."

    "She choked you, man!" Ian exclaims. "Like, once I can understand, who doesn't want to choke a prick like you, but all that shit on-base at Eastchurch and I got to thinking, you know, she eats her mates or only fucks what she kills or perhaps she sucks your soul out WHILE fucking you, like a succubus or something."

    You sigh and cross your arms. "Jesus, you wuss, she's not that bad. What's got you so paranoid?"

    "That's exactly what they said before Martian landing capsules hit our outer atmosphere, remember?"

    Well, shit, he's got a point there.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)22:49 No.17769314
    >>17769277
    No, our government merely had you pumped full of various cocktails of drugs. Like what was done to Turing
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:49 No.17769317
    So, I've only just remembered this was on again tonight and caught up. I gotta say, digesting this all at once use a non-stop laugh riot. Kudos, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:51 No.17769334
    >>17769317
    you missed a thread
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:51 No.17769337
    >>17769309
    We're a Mac! Interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:51 No.17769339
    >>17769303
    You know, now that I think about it, is that wise?
    I mean, if in Trude's current illogical state, she equated our being loaded down with booze as being part of the reason for us not being able to take down those buzz bombs, then wouldn't leaving alcohol in her room only set her off even worse? Wouldn't it seem like a taunt to her in her emotion-addled perception?
    "Here's the alcohol you wanted, that partially led to your sister's death!"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:51 No.17769344
    >>17769309
    Is this the first time we hear our name? Or is he using the term Mac like a trucker would?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:51 No.17769345
    >>17769334
    Nope, realized this wasn't the first one and read that too. Then came right back here.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:52 No.17769352
    >>17769309
    We're not gay. We just don't like the idea of getting raped in the ass in prison. Which is where we'd be if we fucked jailbait.

    Get Ian out of that suit of armor, it looks ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:52 No.17769357
    >>17769309
    I didn't want to put up with the repercussions of having slept with a sizable amount of the combat forces here, because you and I both know there would be.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:52 No.17769361
    >>17769309
    So we're trying to remain loyal to our old girl?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:52 No.17769363
    >>17769309
    "Anyone but Minna, yes, I agree."
    NOW FUCK IAN WE GOT A TRUDE TO CHEER UP OR LEAST MAKE NOT MAD AT US.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:52 No.17769365
    >>17769309

    >Mac

    Is that a subjective pronoun (dude) or the MCs name?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:53 No.17769368
    >>17769339
    you're right

    We spike her drink first.

    Then she won't care cause she's already drunk, and will drink more.

    By the time she sobers up, the alcohol being there will simply be accepted.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:53 No.17769369
    Mac, Mate, Bro, etc
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:53 No.17769370
    >>17769352
    Minna is 18. But Trude is OTP and 15 so yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:53 No.17769378
    >>17769352

    Minna's not jailbait though.

    She is, however, our CO now and also terrifies us. Deeply.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:54 No.17769380
    >>17769352
    They are likely ALL technically legal, given they are flying around and killing aliums. And drinking.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:54 No.17769386
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    >>17769309

    "Where's Sean?"

    "Working his way through the booze down in the workshops with Sakamoto and the ground crews, if I don't miss my guess," he replies. "Once everyone is too drunk to stand I figure he'll wander back up here looking for something else to do."

    "Enough of that going around," you mutter. "What the hell did we stick our necks into, here?"

    "Damned if I know."

    Well, you've got a few choices to make.

    >Drop off gifts or deliver personally? Do you want to confront a few Witches right now?
    >Delayed troll plots to put into motion?
    >New ones?
    >Talk to your crew about the, um, er, gnomes?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:54 No.17769387
    >>17769339
    The sooner she gets over that particular irrational train of thought the better
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:54 No.17769389
    >>17769378

    And turns us on at the same time
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:54 No.17769391
    >>17769370
    >>17769378

    Fucking our CO is an even worse idea than fucking jailbait. At least we'd get sent to prison if we fucked the jailbait. We'd probably just get shot if we fucked Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:55 No.17769399
    >>17769368
    That is now the NEW most retarded thing I've heard this week.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:55 No.17769400
    >>17769386
    Trude.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:55 No.17769405
    Talk about our gnomey powers
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)22:55 No.17769406
    >GO TO YOUR ROOM.
    >HIDE SCHNAPPS

    >GET TOGA'D
    >PRESENTS
    >GET HAMMERED WITH MECHANICS
    >PASS OUT IN RANDOM [WITCH'S] BED
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)22:55 No.17769407
    >>17769365

    It's the 1940s equivalent of "Dude." Watch enough bad old John Wayne propaganda movies and you'll see it.

    Though they do occasionally spawn great lines like "My natural dislike for you is slowly growing into a great hate."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:55 No.17769410
    >>17769386

    Drop gifts and make up amusing convos with each witches.

    Or just make funnies with gnomes
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:56 No.17769411
    >>17769399
    I don't know what you're talking about. That seems like a great idea to me.
    >> Starshadow 02/01/12(Wed)22:56 No.17769413
    >>17769386
    ALL OF THE ABOVE

    Its time for Toga Santa to get his trollface on.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)22:56 No.17769414
    >>17769386
    Make a new damn thread.

    Also, gifts. Get it over with.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:56 No.17769416
    >>17769386

    Gifts! Make the rounds. Hopefully without the raging hard-on. That will be hard to explain.

    Leave minna's and trude for last.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:56 No.17769418
    >>17769386
    Talk to them about meeting the crazy shopkeeper. Maybe they'll get a laugh from it. Besides, I think we need to hide out for at least a half hour until Minna calms down.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:56 No.17769420
    >>17769386
    PRESENTS!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:56 No.17769421
    >>17769386

    {x} talk about the gnomes

    that is a huge shitstorm just waiting to open up in the sky above us. all three of us need to have our story straight BEFORE its eyeball deep.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769423
    >>17769413
    This, only nix on gnomes for now.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769425
    >>17769370
    >But Trude is OTP and 15
    Trude is 18.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769426
    >>17769414
    >>17769410
    After all the shit the sparkle girls have put us through over the last 15 minutes I think we should hold off on the presents for now. Make them come to us if they want them.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769428
    >>17769386
    Personal delivery gifts! Also assure everyone we are totally not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769429
    >>17769386
    Go drinking with the ground crews, leave watch in minnas office with a note
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769432
    >>17769386
    Give out gifts and end the night with Trude and schnapps
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769440
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    >>17769386
    Can't stop now, there is trolling to be done!
    In the form of gift giving.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:57 No.17769442
    >>17769386

    Let's hold off on the g-word shit for now. Deliver the gifts in person. Try to talk to as many witches as possible individually and with some measure of sanity.

    Save Minna and Trude for last.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769444
    Drink a few with Sean. For courage.
    Then deliver personally.

    This is failproof
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769447
    >>17769425
    Well, I feel foolish.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769450
    It's time to be Santa. Let's give rounds of gifts, ending with trude, because i predict we will be smashed (literally or figuratively, possibly both) after that encounter.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769454
    >>17769432
    This, but only as Toga-claus.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769455
    >>17769386
    [x] visit Trude. But don't wave the booze in her face until we chat a little. The sooner we deal with her shit the better.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769459
    >>17769386
    We give all of the gifts but to the wrong people.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:58 No.17769460
    >>17769386
    Hand out the gifts personally. The damn things nearly got us court-martialled by Patton, we'd better make sure the damn thigs are appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:59 No.17769465
    >>17769432

    Drinks with Sean sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:59 No.17769466
    Should probably check on Trude.
    Pull the "If we hadn't have gone then all the bombers would have made it through" if she starts trying to kill us
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)22:59 No.17769467
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    >get sakamaoto drunk
    >THIS in the morning
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)22:59 No.17769469
    >>17769386
    Well, delivering Minna's gift should wait for now, since we narrowly escaped.

    Maybe it would be good to talk Trude through things a little, without sounding like a dick or anything. She may blame us, but that's all the more reason to be supportive.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:00 No.17769476
    >>17769386
    Hide the schnapps, save it and Trude for last so she can calm down.
    Hand out everyone's requested items.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:00 No.17769479
    >>17769467

    SakamotoxHijikata OTP
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:01 No.17769482
    >>17769455
    I kinda wanna do the Toga Santa thing, but saving Trude for last. That way we can have a nice chat with her, give our side of the story, talk about lost battle-brothers, the works
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:01 No.17769484
    >>17769469

    We should probably talk to Trude yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:02 No.17769499
    >Deliver presents
    Guuuuys, we just knocked them all over fleeing Minna's rape/murder attempt.
    We should hide out with Trude, or go drinking. We can do presents tomorrow.
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:02 No.17769501
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:05 No.17769526
    We still need to show Perrine that picture some time later on
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:09 No.17769563
    New thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:09 No.17769567
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    Get drunk. Pray you don't wake up in Minna's bed with you hands and legs bound
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:09 No.17769573
    Did planefag crash?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:09 No.17769575
    >>17769526

    By plastering a blown up billboard sized version of it on the outside of the castle I hope.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:10 No.17769584
    >>17769575

    No.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:11 No.17769604
    >>17769575
    Only if Luke's byline is similarly enlarged and attached to the image.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:12 No.17769608
    >>17769575
    >>17769584
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:12 No.17769616
    >402 posts and 70 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
    New thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:12 No.17769624
    >>17769604
    >>17769575
    DO IT.

    Get one of the other witches to help
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:13 No.17769626
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    >>17769575
    no.

    just frame a copy of the paper and put it up in the lounge.

    act like its always been there
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:13 No.17769632
    >>17769386
    Santa time. Make sure to give minna her present in person.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:13 No.17769640
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    >>17769624
    >get Sakamoto to help
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:14 No.17769647
    >>17769626
    I wonder how long we could survive doing that before Minna fed us our own balls through our eye sockets.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:14 No.17769652
    >>17769626
    >just frame a copy of the paper and put it up in the lounge.
    Wasn't Sean going to do that already, though?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:15 No.17769653
    Wait, who ever said that Minna was actually going do us any harm? Did anyone think to... you know, EXPLAIN shit before flipping the fuck out? We had a perfectly valid explanation for the whole thing. This is the reason we keep getting in trouble.

    Maybe we should make it a point to try and explain some shit to people. You know. Calmly. Starting with Trude. Remember: kindness and support.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)23:15 No.17769658
    >>17769653
    Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:16 No.17769662
    >>17769653

    The freakout was perfectly IC, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:16 No.17769665
    >>17769653
    Well, she used the Quiet Murder Voice while she was a tenth-second from having a perfect grip on our delicate, crushable skull.

    I think that the flipping out was entirely justified.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:16 No.17769668
    >>17769653
    Considering the luck we've had, I wouldn't take any goddamn chances either.
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:17 No.17769673
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    >>17769652
    well, then. we get another copy framed and put it up in the hangars for the groundcrew.

    eventually we build up a shrine of war artifacts in the hangar.
    if only we didnt relinquish that lighter
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:17 No.17769674
    >>17769653
    >>17769665

    And the fact that we were having a sudden gear shift from kind of wanting to bang her in the broom closet to being mortally afraid. And she was sending mixed signals.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:17 No.17769675
    >>17769653
    >Wait, who ever said that Minna was actually going do us any harm?
    It was the alternative that we were afraid of.
    Mostly because it was on her terms, not ours.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)23:19 No.17769689
    NEW THREAD

    >>17769684
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:19 No.17769690
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    So... While we wait...

    How many suits of armor could we fit in a B-52
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:19 No.17769691
    >>17769673
    The lighter was a worthy sacrifice for Rommelface.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:19 No.17769698
    >>17769567
    I would be entirely okay with this, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:20 No.17769704
    >>17769653

    You must be new here. While any rational person would think that that's an excellent idea, we're not a rational person. We're a combat pilot.

    Balls > Brains
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769723
    >>17769704
    But we just ran with our tail between our legs. THAT's balls?



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