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    36 KB Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)06:19 No.17774088  
    It is the year 2XXX. You are Blade Woman.

    Your mission, should you be programmed to accept it, is to sleep with every robot master in the classic Mega Man series. This is in order to test and spread an early build of the MAVERICK virus, called MORRIGAN.

    You are currently equipped with the weapons of every robot master you have had sex with, and you can use their weaknesses against them. Somehow. You also received Class and Wisdom upgrades to make yourself more respectable and educated.

    >Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/
    >Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17726253/
    >Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17750101/
    >Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17766831/

    You have also recently found out about the existence of other viruses called Stalkers, and must be on alert for them.

    At the moment though, you're trying to sleep with Sword Man. Right now you're looking over this fantastically terrible sword he got conned into purchasing. He is trying to pawn it off on someone else.

    What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:21 No.17774115
    Ask if he has a collection. We're interested. We have common ground here, after all.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:22 No.17774126
    Woah hold the shit on, is that his body? Isn't there a danger of snapping him like a twig if you sleep with him?

    To that end, why even bother playing along, if his build is indeed that slender. Not like he can resist advances.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:26 No.17774163
    Teach him about blades so he can get good weapons.

    then show him our equipment.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:27 No.17774180
    Ask him if we could "try it out"... although not for the intended purpose...
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)06:31 No.17774210
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    You ask him how he's able to stand up like that, and also if he typically collects such crappy swords.

    He explains that he collects great swords, amazing swords. Unbeatable, unbreakable. Sometimes he winds up with lemons though.

    Also his torso isn't actually connected to his waist, he's held together by an anti-gravity drive.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:35 No.17774249

    Ask him if we can see HIS "Great Sword"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:37 No.17774270
    Subtlety, we need it.

    Ask to see his collection.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:41 No.17774304
    The blue nobby things made it more obvious in the game's design.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)06:47 No.17774342
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    You ask to see his collection, he takes you to see it as he is quite fond of it.

    A variety of swords can be seen, far more than I am willing to draw.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)06:47 No.17774344
    Switch to water shield and make suggestive mention of the fact that the two halves of his body can act independently.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)07:06 No.17774481
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    You switch to the Water Shield and get in close to him. You gently push his upper body away from his lower body and make some comments about what it must be like to have hips that can move on their own.

    Hint hint.
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)07:08 No.17774495
    Ask if he needs help polishing his weapon, while batting eyebrows.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)07:09 No.17774498
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    If only its palette wasn't so abhorrent.

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)07:14 No.17774536
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    ...and here we are!

    And with that, I'm calling it a night.

    S'been fun all, probably have more robot love making for you tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)07:17 No.17774563
    Blade Man and we'll switch to commando (teehee, wese not wearing any underwear) against him.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)07:18 No.17774573
    It's been educational, OP. Next time a female robot shows up and starts unsubtly putting the moves on me, I'm insisting on a condom.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)07:19 No.17774575
    G'night then!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)07:19 No.17774586
    If we don't use the line 'I like the CUT of your jib' on Blade Man, then THE WORLD IS WRONG.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)07:35 No.17774665

    Wait a minute did she just take him without his consent?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)07:51 No.17774734
    Not really, no more than we did to the others anyway

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)10:50 No.17775906

    See, this is along the lines of what I was saying earlier. In the 'early levels,' the bots are so desperate for her WD40-hole that not much subtlety is required, hence the delay on Charm/Moe upgrades. Getting Zero or Mega Man to do it with her will probably take significantly more conniving, and netting Roll would probably be like a final friggin' boss.

    Meanwhile, Cloud Man'll probably POUNCE BW without any effort on her part, I mean look at him (and how long he's been in the speed dial).
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)16:03 No.17778822
    p15 save
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)16:33 No.17779236
    Up Up and Bump!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:16 No.17779664
    Robot bump.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:37 No.17780456
    I do believe you lot mean Bumpman
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:42 No.17781324
    Bump Shield.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:32 No.17781855
    Ba da Bump
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:45 No.17782019
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:10 No.17782929
    Bump Bomb.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:18 No.17783024
    So while we wait for Bizarro Drawfag, we need to figure out who BW should fuck next. I'm thinking we need to get Cloud Man out of the way, already. What's he weak to? Also, we should make Aladdin jokes ("Ride my magic carpet," "Rub your lamp", etc.)
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:20 No.17783042
    Survey says Scorch Wheel
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:20 No.17783045
    He's weak to Junk Shield and Scorch Wheel.

    He can take us to Cloud 9.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:22 No.17783070
    K, dunno if BW has scorch whell, but she definitely has junk shield, so at least that part's covered.

    Any reason to suspect Cloud Man of harboring a Stalker?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:23 No.17783085
    She has both.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:24 No.17783093
    He's weak to danger wrap, actually. He has a special animation that plays when he gets hit by it. He takes good damage from both of those because those weapons just do good damage in general.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:26 No.17783115
    Oh, hell, I forgot we had that. Danger Wrap it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:26 No.17783117
    Also, I bet Cloud Man loves drugs/smoking robo-reefer, perhaps we need her to become knowledgable about hookah/shishas and make sure he's not too stoned to perform...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:30 No.17783180
    Maybe use Danger Wrap to put some kind of powdered stimulant into the bubble, then tell Cloud Man it's basically a 'super-hookah' which will deliver a maximum payload. Get his head in the bubble and make him breathe all the stimulants, then once the Danger Wrap pops he'll be all over BW.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:32 No.17783207
    "Mega Man: The Danger Wrap fires out a bomb encased in a bubble, doesn't it?

    Dr. Light: Yes, but it can also be used to encase other things besides bombs. "

    Anything else to put in the Danger Wrap besides a bomb?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:35 No.17783244
    It was used to refer to enemies. You could encase those stupid spinny enemies that sped up if you were on the same platform as them.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:36 No.17783260
    Welp, at least we have an idea of what to do next for when he comes back...how do we go about pinpointing Stalkers, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:38 No.17783273
    No idea. We need to be more careful from now on.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:40 No.17783299
    Bwahaha, I guess he's a couch potato. I'm so envisioning him using his cloud as a chair cushion, smoking pot while watching Jetsons reruns.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:40 No.17784072
    Blade Bump.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:49 No.17784188
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    I get the feeling he's not coming on tonight...
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/02/12(Thu)23:49 No.17784191
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    You find Cloud Man idly flipping through channels on T.V.

    To be honest you're starting to become a little disgusted by this couch, it's kind of odd how many encounters you've had on it. It's sort of gross.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:50 No.17784208


    What's he watching?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:51 No.17784213
    It's a loveseat.

    Switch to Danger Wrap and ask Cloud Man if he'd like some company.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:51 No.17784222

    Oh, flipping, fuck previous post.

    How to get his attention...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:53 No.17784252
    Also yes, equip Danger Wrap and say "Hello," perhaps in a shy and subdued manner; Cloud Man might be a bit jumpy.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:53 No.17784253
    We can't show off our power changing abilities anymore. There's no telling who the other stalkers are. We use it only before we make our move, let them act first.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:54 No.17784258

    ...good point. Scratch the ability activation?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:55 No.17784275
    If we change powers before Cloud Man even knows we're here, what's going to happen?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:56 No.17784283
    Hmm, subtlety...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:57 No.17784299
    Also, for the love of God do NOT make any references to feet, legs, walking, or kicking. Just need to toss that in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:58 No.17784304
    Subtlety is for the weak. Loudly yell "CLOUD MAN I WOULD LIKE TO INTERACT WITH YOUR GIANT ROBODONG".
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:58 No.17784305
    He knows what we look like, and if he's a stalker, he'll know its not because we got a paint job.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:59 No.17784310
    Also also, refrain from any 'clouds = pubes' jokes, I think Cloud Man is sorta sensitive.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:00 No.17784345
    time to add to the number of encounters on it then!.

    ask him what he is up to before we ignore it anyway and screw him
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:00 No.17784354
    If he is a stalker, what's he going to do if he finds out we have MORRIGAN?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:00 No.17784355
    ...yeah, let's just go with a soft 'hello' this time, wait on the danger wrap.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:02 No.17784364
    Probably try and infect us with what he has and destroy Morrigan. We don't have any countermeasures against infection, they might.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:03 No.17784385
    On the plus side, he's obviously bored, which for many leads to horniness.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:03 No.17784387
    How do we find out if he's a stalker without him finding out about MORRIGAN?

    Should we use wisdom?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:04 No.17784398
    We have no clues. We'll have to wait for one of the targets to try and switch powers on us.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:06 No.17784416
    In addition, Cloud Man's not just weak to Danger Wrap, he's WEAK to it, apparently to the point where it's crippling. Might be kinda scared of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:07 No.17784434
    Of course, if he's a stalker, he can just switch weapons.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:08 No.17784452

    Even more reason to wait, that's one of the most embarrassing comeuppances ever, and he could take advantage of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:12 No.17784522
    Ok, since we're not sure if he's a Stalker, let's just go in normal and see what's what.

    Be all cute, play it cool, see where it goes from there.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:13 No.17784528
    In that case we should go use Crash Bomb on Heat Man.

    I'm curious.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:23 No.17784659
    Hmm, wonder if Cloud Man changing channels is a hint that he can change powers...
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:23 No.17784663
    He takes normal weakness damage from it, it's just that you can trap him in a loop. You use it, he floats to the top of the screen, gets hit, falls down, and gets up, and then he does a crappy attack and you hit him again.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:28 No.17784718
    Maybe the couch has diseases on it :(
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)00:29 No.17784728
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    You decide to not to switch powers, on the offhand chance that he's carrying a Stalker.

    You sit down next him on the notably inconsistently sized couch, and ask what he's watching. Playing it cool.

    He says he's just flipping through channels.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:31 No.17784747
    Ask him if he's carrying any drugs on him. He seems like the kind of guy who likes to get high.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:32 No.17784769
    Hmm, maybe we should suggest a channel?

    Also it's ok about the update size, it's just fun to play.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:34 No.17784799

    Oh lawd.

    "I feel so run down lately, and I haven't had a joint in ages. I need something to perk me up....hey, you wanna watch ________?" (someone fill that in)
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:35 No.17784811
    Maybe it has our virus on it. Maybe robots that sit down on the couch get our virus.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:39 No.17784854
    Oh, does he sound bored or content? If the latter, keep playing it cool, if the former, perhaps we should step things up a bit...
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:39 No.17784856
    With the amount of stuff we've done on that couch, I wouldn't be surprised
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:42 No.17784903
    Cloud man is cute.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:43 No.17784912
    Come on! Hit him up for drugs!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)00:50 No.17784990
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    You ask if Cloud Man is holding.

    Holding DRUGS.

    ROBOT drugs.

    He says he is, and presents a bag of DevilHand.

    Because that's a robot drug. Shut up.
    >> !Xankekyovs 02/03/12(Fri)00:51 No.17785005
    Skip the drugs, tell him you , say have something with an even better high. He's just gotta cooperate.
    >> !Xankekyovs 02/03/12(Fri)00:53 No.17785028
    wow fuck my grammar.
    >tell him you may
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:53 No.17785034
    No. no no no no no. We gotta scope this shit out first. We gotta get information out of him. We gotta know if he's slept with anyone else. We need to know if he knows anyone who can change powers.

    This is information collecting time, we can't be reckless with who gets access to our USB port.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:55 No.17785051
    Be careful guys, this could be Stalker drugs that would give us a virus.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:55 No.17785062
    Okay, knowledge check on DevilHand. What does it do and can we fake taking it while he gets high as fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:57 No.17785075
    I'm amazed how we've gone from "Force ourself on everyone" to "Crackhead level paranoia"
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:57 No.17785077
    Man, Cloud Man thinks BW is a fucking freak right now, look at that face.

    However, he's offering it rather readily...does he sound relaxed about it or hesitant? Also, just use Wisdom to remember what DevilHand is.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:57 No.17785079
    in it to win it baby
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:58 No.17785103

    I know, right? However, I started playing this right after the Cut Man scenario, so maybe I just like the whole paranoia aspect of it.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)01:07 No.17785180
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    Cloud Man is comfortable, relaxed, and willing to share if you're interested.

    A quick Wisdom check shows that DevilHand had many euphoric effects, and as aside causes holographic hallucinations of your conscience circuit.

    You're not sure you have the Charm to fake it.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:09 No.17785203
    What's in that thought bubble there?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)01:10 No.17785211
    Your wisdom check.

    i never claimed to be a good drawfag
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:10 No.17785216
    Simply dont take the drugs, ask him if he saw any other robot masters doin the nasty recently. Or like, one of them doin it a lot. Ask if he knows about anything Wily has been up to recently.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:11 No.17785221

    ...ask him for some blowback.

    No no no, LOL, um...judging from the fact that he's taking this, on top of our inability to progress further along the 'sneaky' line due to lack of Charm, perhaps we should hit this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:13 No.17785237

    That's gonna make him feel really wierd, I dunno if that's a good idea. Also, we might be able to shift to Danger Wrap and pretend to be one of his consciences, for the lulz.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:13 No.17785243
    This, but offer up some information so he doesn't get suspicious. Tell him you saw Cut Man changing colors all willy nilly and you want to know if something's up.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:16 No.17785263
    OOH, we need to put the TV channel onto something that's good to watch while stoned...MTV? Judge Judy? Discovery Channel?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:16 No.17785266
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:17 No.17785280
    National Geographic man.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:18 No.17785286
    Hmm, so we've got some of us wanting to go ahead and get wasted with him, and some of us really being wary of the potential for Stalker infection. Have we even seen anyone else get high yet? I dunno how effective a transfer mechanism that is, and it doesn't seem like DevilHand actually disables you.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:21 No.17785318
    It's probably just robot-weed. The thing is we have no idea how resistant to it we are.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:22 No.17785321
    Let's just trip with Cloud Man
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:25 No.17785352
    "So, you're helping me get to Cloud Nine, huh?" (said with a shy tone of voice).
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:36 No.17785481
    I agree with going on a trip, m'self.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)01:39 No.17785509
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    You accept Cloud Man's offer.

    You start feeling funky.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:46 No.17785567
    Now that we're loosened up maybe we can get into Cloud Man's...err, cloud?

    Also maybe play along as one of Cloud Man's consciences (assuming we have the brain capacity for it atm)? Other ideas?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:48 No.17785585
    We're pretty much putty in the hands of the OP right now.

    I dont see this going well.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:50 No.17785600
    Attempt to pry information out of Cloud Man. Hope he doesn't rape us. Hope that shit wasn't laced with stalker.
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    Drug trip! woooh!
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:54 No.17785636

    Actually I'm not sure rape is possible, since we want to fuck him.

    Anyway, at this point I think cuddling should commence!
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:58 No.17785667
    We could blame gratuitous advances on the drugs. I really don't [want to] see Cloud Man just randomly fucking us over with them.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:02 No.17785704
    I think Sword Man was an easier lay, this is troubling.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:04 No.17785712
    Do it
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    You hear a voice in one ear shouting at you to rape him, one in your other tells you to talk to him.

    You decide to ask if there was a virus or anything mixed in with the DevilHand. Not very subtle.

    He tells you not to worry, he coded it himself. Nothing dirty in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:07 No.17785742
    Oh yeah, it's sexy time. Do we even need the Danger Wrap, here?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:08 No.17785751
    Do it anyway. I like being orange.
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    ...I hope this chain of events didn't piss off anyone who was being super cautious.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:24 No.17785884
    Take the middle ground and talk him into rape

    Also, >>17785774
    I hope it did.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:24 No.17785897
    So don't be subtle. Ask him if he wants anything 'dirty' in here.
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    You tell him the DevilHand is giving you some crazy ideas.

    One voice starts cheering with approval, while the other just accepts it as the status quo.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:29 No.17785928
    Well, just look at Cloud Man's face now. It's clear he wouldn't be averse to some heavy petting.
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    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:30 No.17785940
    Don't be a Fool! Danger Wrap your Tool!
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:30 No.17785944

    Well wasn't that just 'shocking', ho ho ho...
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:31 No.17785947
    >putting a bomb in your condom
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:32 No.17785957

    Explosive for her pleasure, mir?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)02:32 No.17785962
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    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:33 No.17785970
    Who should we try to get next?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:35 No.17785979
    Astro Man. Gotta be Astro Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:36 No.17785992
    OK, Astro Man is my vote, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:39 No.17786027

    Gemini Man. Think of the possibilities of using the power to double team all future people
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:39 No.17786028
    Wow, this one's very reserved and prone to hiding. Probably find him stargazing...
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)02:41 No.17786045
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    Alright! A cool electric power.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:43 No.17786059
    Man, it's not like we even use these powers. How about some practical applications besides weakness whoring? How about +stat bonuses or minor perks?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:43 No.17786065
    Might be a good time to put our class on.

    Although now that I think about it, we'd probably need Charm or Moe to get to Astro Man's plug.

    Maybe we should go for Gemini Man, to see if he can really DP.
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    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:45 No.17786086
    Astro man. It has been decided
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:45 No.17786093
    Nah, screw that. Astro Man time.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:46 No.17786100

    We probably just need to be more creative in their use during encounters. Also they'll probably get more important the further we move along, might even have to solve other bot's problems before fucking them.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)02:55 No.17786177
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    You find Astro Man in the wood workshop, making some kind of plastic helmet.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:10 No.17786308
    "Hi, Astro, sweetie. Wanna go up to the roof and stargaze with me? Ooh, what's the helmet for?"
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:12 No.17786326
    why's he making a PLASTIC helmet in a WOOD workshop?

    what a dummy
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:15 No.17786357
    That's not wood at all!
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:16 No.17786362

    He's probably hiding from the plastic grues, they frighten him terribly.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)03:25 No.17786431
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    You ask Astro Man what he's doing with a plastic helmet in the wood workshop.

    He explains that he ran out of paint, and needed to wood-glue the inside of a bicycle helmet into to it. He's making a DJ-style helmet for a client that would prefer to remain anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:28 No.17786453
    Ask him when he got in the business of making helmets. Clearly he's working for a stalker.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:35 No.17786495
    Wait, is it being painted blue from gray or is it being painted gray from blue?
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    You ask a little bit about what he's doing.

    He elaborates. He and another robot master DJ sometimes as a duo. They both use stage names, but his partner doesn't want people to know his real identity at all. He stays anonymous and goes by the name Six Machine. He's worried his anonymity may be at risk, so he's doing the Deadmau5/Daft Punk and getting a helmet.

    Which he has no idea how to make, but that's okay. Astro Man's kind of handy with general craftsmanship.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:39 No.17786523
    ask him why the helmet looks like it has already been damaged
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)03:44 No.17786559
    Ask him if he knows the whereabouts of Hope, and if he rides with others or not. That counts as a class maneuver right?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)04:38 No.17786910
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    You pause the game due to circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)06:01 No.17787482
    once this unpauses we need to make a reference to riding the six machine.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)07:01 No.17787879
    Bump of the Hour.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)11:35 No.17789572
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)13:24 No.17790384
    Bumping for later
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:02 No.17791290
    When we get back, ask why Bomb Man wants to stay anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:27 No.17791531
    After seducing Astro Man, run a self-diagnostic check.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)17:04 No.17792530
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    You play little miss detective and ask Astro Man why Bomb Man wants to stay anonymous.

    He asks you why you're so sure it's Bomb Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:07 No.17792570
    We're a robot detective. We know things. Terrible secrets that rend minds.

    Does he know someone blew up Quick Man's car?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:10 No.17792607
    >He asks you why you're so sure it's Bomb Man.
    >MM1 had six robot masters
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:13 No.17792645
    >Viewtiful Joe Reference
    >Viewtiful Joe uses bombs
    >Bomb Man uses bombs
    >Bomb Man is robot master 006

    Anyway, I agree with
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:15 No.17792657
    plus it's a captain blue helmet.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)17:28 No.17792806
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    You tell him you recognize the helmet as the same as the one worn by Captain Blue from those old action movies. In them, Blue would use bombs. Plus Bomb Man is the sixth robot master anyway. Also you ask if he heard about Quick Man's car exploding.

    He says yeah, he heard about it. Quick Man's swearing a damn vendetta and won't stop bugging people about it. Also he says that that would be really obvious, Six Machine isn't Bomb Man any more than a hypothetical future robot named Zero is secretly Proto Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:32 No.17792847

    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:34 No.17792872
    Ask him what his stage name is. It might be related. I'm still not convinced he's telling us the truth anyway, but not much to do with this dude outside of doing the CLANG CLANG now.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:34 No.17792881
    He can't fool us that easily. We're onto him, and there's nothing he can do about it.

    That said, maybe we can help him with the helmet.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:34 No.17792886
    Damn, the -one- robot cheap lines won't work on is Astro Man, do we have any more of that DevilsHand stuff? We need to get him to smoke it.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:37 No.17792928
    "Astro Man, I want your massive dip stick rammed up my piston chamber. NOW."
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:39 No.17792945
    Why would a robot woman even know about cars? That's stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:41 No.17792984

    You just had to go there, didn't you.

    Fuck the helmet, start talking about stargazing or something that'll catch his interest so we can fuck him.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)17:45 No.17793028
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    He explains a little more about Six Machine. Dude's cool, beyond cool. He likes that he can DJ but he doesn't get hassled about it in public. Lets him assess the pulse of the public opinion a little more directly. For or against him dude revels in criticism, and he always picks a kicking set.

    Astro Man mostly handles the visuals under the name Mad Gear, but their abilities aren't exclusive. They coordinate, work as a team.

    Plus Astro Man sort of likes it when people get a kick out of their set, so he doesn't perform anonymously.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:48 No.17793058
    We want to see his skills.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:50 No.17793088
    Okay, Astro Man was originally designed for an observatory, so he'd know all about lasers and displays and shit. That makes sense. We need to figure out any originally music-themed robot masters. Knowledge check?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:52 No.17793114
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:52 No.17793120
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:55 No.17793151
    Its gotta be top man. Look at that totally flamboyant deep-v.

    If I've learned anything from Bob&George it's which robot masters are total flamers.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:58 No.17793181
    Ask him to show you some of his visual hoodoo.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)18:02 No.17793246
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    You search your Wisdom to see if you can narrow it down by checking for Robot Masters with any known musical abilities.

    It doesn't help much, all you really determine is that it might be Shade Man, and it probably isn't Toad Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)18:05 No.17793285
    Ask him if he wants help with anything. If not, ask him if he wants to go stargazing which is totally the reason you came here in the first place.

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)18:17 No.17793447
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    You ask Astro Man to demonstrate his skills.

    He says okay, but you have to turn around for a second.

    Upon turning back you find him covered in holographic bling, context sensitive batons/turntables in each hand. Where once Astro Man the meek stood before you, there now only stands Mad Gear, relentless pursuer of jams both fresh and sick. He puts on a three song demonstration that thoroughly impresses you.

    ...I mean, I'm not going to to draw it or say what songs because I have shit taste in music and can't draw, but you know just go with whatever would impress you, personally.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)18:22 No.17793522
    Oh man. What happened to his face. I'm freaking out right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)18:23 No.17793540

    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)18:24 No.17793551
    Clap your ass off. And then make with the mackin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)18:28 No.17793574
    "That made me moist."
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)18:52 No.17793852
    fucking lost it.

    on topic: be completely blown away by his Phat Beats
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)18:57 No.17793917
    Tell him you liked their group before it was popular.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)18:58 No.17793935
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    You typically stay pretty calm and in control.

    But let's face it, those beats were just too fresh to handle.

    After a very short round of applause you throw yourself onto Astro Man and proceed to fuck the holograms off of him.
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    Alright, Astro Man is off the list!

    Now it's on to one of these- hey! A special event has been unlocked!

    These are encounters that cannot always be resolved with a sexually oriented in fade to black, typically an unrelated side-quest or following a pre-existing quest line.

    You can take it on whenever you want, it will be there waiting for you whenever you're ready.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:13 No.17794097
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:14 No.17794107
    I vote for Clown Man. And Gemini Man at the same time. Because you never fuck a clown one-on-one.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:21 No.17794193
    ooh, giminiman then sidequest
    >> [H1] Kaz !wAsfqBNqz2 02/03/12(Fri)19:22 No.17794198
    rolled 3, 8, 2 = 13


    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:23 No.17794204
    Gemini Man and then the sidequest, we still need a laser.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:24 No.17794220
    Can we pick up Copy Vision as well?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:27 No.17794253
    Jeez, Gemini Man is popular.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:29 No.17794281
    I think the general consensus is that we want to get back to our roots by slutting it up with a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:30 No.17794295
    With the clown. The clown is essential.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:33 No.17794349
    If we've already encountered one stalker without knowing it, we should run a self-diagnostic.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:36 No.17794383
    We'll get to it after Gemini... probably.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:45 No.17794508
    Gemini Man has an ego problem...wow, this is going to be easy.
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    Before you take on the next one you decide to run a quick diagnostic and see if you've been infected.

    The answer is yes.


    MORRIGAN seems to have locked it down though, but there's no telling when it would break free and what it's capable of.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:46 No.17794542
    Tell the stalker to get out of here. Clearly this will work.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 02/03/12(Fri)19:48 No.17794576

    It's time for morrigan to question the stalker. Maybe if we break his psyche locks, we will find out some secrets from him.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:48 No.17794579

    Hmm...suggestions. Wisdom at this point would only provide us with basic information regarding malicious software removal, things a Stalker would probably resist.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:49 No.17794583
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    Okay, sidequest likely relates to this; we should probably either talk to wiley about this (won't this fuck with his mission?) or just head straight to the sidequest.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:50 No.17794597
    Ask Morrigan who gave it to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:51 No.17794627

    If not this, then at least a record of system diagnostics from the time of infection, which could clue us in to which event from the past might be responsible for this.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)19:51 No.17794628
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    You tell it to get out of here Stalker!


    That pissed it off so much that it shattered one of the locks you put up,

    Maybe it would be best to put this in the 'later' pile.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:51 No.17794634
    But good news! If nobody else has infected us, that must mean only one of the robots on our list is a Stalker, and the others can be crossed off.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:53 No.17794668
    Worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:54 No.17794670

    OK, no more flippant responses, peanut gallery o_O Jeez, only one poster [facetiously] suggested that.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:55 No.17794678

    Out of curiosity, what's the worst thing that could happen if we were to force the confrontation? Any chance of getting this thing to work with us, rather than against us? Also, What's Wiley's role in this, does he expect us to become infected with all of the STALKER viruses since we plan on fucking all of the robot masters?
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 02/03/12(Fri)19:55 No.17794686

    Not exactly. Ours is an STD, but the other person's may not be. That means that it could be anyone we have made contact with no matter if we had sex or not.

    Also, I motion to run a self diagnostic after EVERY encounter because we don't need this happening again without us realizing it.

    Also, ask morrigan when she caught this guy lurking around, so we can get a general idea of the latest it could have gotten in us.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:56 No.17794692

    Actually....fuck that. Break the other locks, now. All of them. Release the full infection, as that's either just going to end the game or create something interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:56 No.17794703
    Nah. Nah.

    You a cunt.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:57 No.17794710

    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:58 No.17794723
    But who have we seen that we haven't fucked? The only one I can think of offhand is Bright Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:59 No.17794750
    We could have contracted it non-sexually in the explosion (unlikely), or maybe via cloud man's drugs. Other than that we've been pretty much just hitting and quitting scenarios.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 02/03/12(Fri)20:00 No.17794762

    It's just to be safe.

    We don't need excessive issues right now, seeing as we are already looking at trouble with one stalker.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:01 No.17794768
    And Burst Man's poison gas, technically.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:02 No.17794775
    Still think we should just bust the locks.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)20:06 No.17794819
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    MORRIGAN reports that the first scan was run immediately after meeting Cut Man. The first traces of this Stalker were detected then, but he was only subdued now.

    That's cool and all, but you were sort of distracted by the question Gemini Man just asked you.

    He wanted your opinion on which one of him was more attractive.

    It's like a zen koan.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:07 No.17794830
    "You look exactly the same, I'm more interested in who fucks me better. Let's find out."
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:08 No.17794844
    State that them both being together makes the other more attractive in a recursive positive feedback loop. So, neither, because both are infinitely attractive.

    And then request a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:08 No.17794847
    Stare at him for a second

    "So like... do you ever have sex with yourself? Because I mean if I were you I don't think I'd be able to restrain myself."
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:11 No.17794878
    Yeah pretty much this.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:11 No.17794884
    Adding a +1 to this.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:12 No.17794901
    Note that this is only the case when you have both of them around. This is very important.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:12 No.17794904
    Combine and conquer
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:17 No.17794967
    Are their personalities different?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)20:21 No.17795023
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    You ask him if he's ever fucked himself, because if you could do that you would totally just have sex with yourself constantly.

    A point in Charm probably would've made that less ridiculous.

    Gemini Man however just seems a little surprised by your crass language. He tells you that he prides himself in being one of the only ones around who has held onto an old fashioned gentlemanly attitude regarding relationships. Man and a woman only.

    You ask if he'd be willing to get involved in a three-way.

    He says he may make an exception.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)20:27 No.17795109
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    Wow Gemini Man was easy.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:28 No.17795118
    inb4 the stalker infection just doubled itself
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:28 No.17795119
    And now we run diagnostics to make sure we didn't just get double aids.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:28 No.17795124
    Well we did give him an opportunity to finally fuck his pretty self
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    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:30 No.17795150
    Man, are we going to run DIAG every time we bang someone? You might as well make that an auto-feature @ bizarro, like make a red flashing screen for infection or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)20:32 No.17795161
    Ask MORRIGAN if there's a way to check if a robort is infected before we bang him/it.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)20:32 No.17795171
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    Oh man Gemini Laser.

    This thing is SO COOL.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)20:35 No.17795204
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    You get the speed dial set to decide on your next destination!

    ...for next time! Because that'll do it for tonight.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/03/12(Fri)20:37 No.17795238
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    MORRIGAN reports that no new Stalkers have been found.

    However, some can probably sneak under typical scanning methods for a while, but not forever.

    An automated diagnostic scan is programmed in, to be performed after every new MORRIGAN infection.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)01:57 No.17798694
    This just in: Cut Man and JEDAH are lying dicks.
    Or, someone wants to frame them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/04/12(Sat)04:20 No.17799876
    Wait, what? How do you figure?

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