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    76 KB STRIKE WITCHES: TROLL ON WHEELS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811554  
    "That fucking bitch is doing WHAT!?"

    "Having you ejected from the 50-"

    "NO SHIT," you snarl. You seize Miyafuji by the shoulders, forcing her to look you dead in the eye.

    "Miyafuji. Did you heal me again?"

    She nods.

    "If I move, will I die?"

    She shakes her head.

    You kiss her on the cheek, tousle her hair, and tell her kindly, "Miyafuji, you want to get the hell out of my way."

    Thus warned, she scrambles out of your way before you fall out of bed, scoot over to the storage closet, hoist yourself into a wheelchair, and go tearing out of the medical wing like a man with serious asspain, a burning, hot-white hate, way too much morphine and maybe, just maybe, a badly-wounded ego.

    It's a bright new day, you feel refreshed, and you're all charged up to kick somebody's fucking ass.

    >WAT DO
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811570
    Well played, Sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811585
    go proceed to kick minna's ass to the moon, let her.

    shes once again being a bitch and fuck her shit.
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811587
    Disregard haters, Acquire Sakabroto.

    Use Sakabroto to find out wtf is going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811592
    >>wat do?

    Confirm pants status.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811593
    GO find minna and get to tell you WHAT THE HELL IS SHE IS DOING.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811594
    >WAT DO

    Continue murderous rampage to set shit straight, I'd imagine.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811595
    Find Sakabroto and have her explain whiskey tango the foxtrot is going on before our career goes tango uniform in a delta.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811599
    Stage one: Acquire crew, Sakabroto and possibly Charlotte.
    Stage two: CONFRONT
    Stage three: Think.
    Stage four: ...
    Stage five: PROFIT
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811600
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    To her office!

    If she's run off to her damn tower and we have to climb stairs I'm gonna be so mad!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811601
    we pull a Han Solo on minia

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811603

    Are we wearing anything? This is important.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811604


    (Also, nice transition. Har har.)
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811609
    You magnificent bastard.

    [x] find Minna, stare her dead in the eyes. Say nothing until she does.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811613
    set wheelchair to maximum overdrive

    we will eat her discharge paperwork
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811616
    We're in a hospital. There aren't going to be any pants, except the ones the doctors are wearing.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811617
    Why the hell do we even care? Oh wait. The 501st is our old unit, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811618
    Yeah, you lost me on that last one.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811619
    Find Minna, demand to know why the fuck she thinks she should torpedo our career, and possibly prevent us from flying ever again.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811621
    find crew, assume battle formation.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811622
    Is it just the MC getting ejected, or the entire crew?

    Tell bros about this first. Ask around. After an hour of sleuthing confront the cold-hearted bitch about this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811624
    >WAT DO

    Run over anything that gets in our way with the wheelchair.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811626

    Hahaha. fucking this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811628
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    Well we can bitch and scream, but we should take our concerns straight to the top, we can't roll around all day with these wounds. Lets go hit up Sakamoto and get some answers out of her.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:04 No.17811631
    Sakamoto first for explanations, then we tear ass to Minna and give her what for.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:05 No.17811642
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    >You kiss her on the cheek, tousle her hair, and tell her kindly, "Miyafuji, you want to get the hell out of my way."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:06 No.17811646
    Find Sakamoto, get some answers, then confront Minna in her office.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:06 No.17811647
    Gonna have some serious difficulties with stage three, chief.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:06 No.17811655
    Tits-up in a ditch?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:06 No.17811660
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    Y'now, I'd just like to say that if we get transferred into the 502nd, I'd be totally cool with that. We could form a unstoppable trolling team with Krupinski.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:06 No.17811661

    She's doing the same shit she did after the first Martian raid - not wanting to see men get hurt, especially when her feelings are involved. And shit, she DOES have feelings about us, that much is obvious - not that I believe she's RABU RABU about us, but there are things you don't do together without developing something for each other and killing Martians up close is one of them.

    Fuck her shit. We do NOT need to be coddled. No pilot needs to.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:07 No.17811665
    >a badly wounded ego

    But that's the most important part of a pilot, even more than the womanizing and alcoholism! We need to get that seen to right away!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:07 No.17811668
    Tits up in a dive.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:07 No.17811672
    Step 1: Calmly and logically explain that she should stop projecting her personal issues onto others in her squadron
    Step 2: Ask her what it would look like to kick out the guys who just saved everyone's lives
    Step 3: Point out that we haven't even been properly deployed yet
    Step 4: Rage at Rommel when he says her request was already turned down for exactly those reasons.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:07 No.17811675
    This, don't bitch about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:07 No.17811676
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:07 No.17811679
    I see two ways to handle this.
    one: go along with it, perfectly unphased and happy to follow orders. something like this

    two: ignore it, and assume/pretend that she's not serious, trying to get a rise out of us, or simply doesn't have the authority (after all, she's not the one who put us here in the first place).
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:07 No.17811682
    Holy shit. Those guys are awesome. Why aren't we partying with them RIGHT NOW?
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)01:08 No.17811686
    without pouting, without whining, without glaring or throwing a fit, find minna and FIND OUT WHY.

    once we know, then we can (over)react accordingly
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:08 No.17811687
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:08 No.17811689
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:09 No.17811698
    We've only been here 2-3 days.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:09 No.17811701
    >daisy dukes

    The 501st could take some fashion tips from them. Or start wearing sarongs.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:09 No.17811707
    We need to prove we are capable of anything. Even *that*.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:09 No.17811708
    Just when you think Minna can't let her personal feelings get in the way of her duties as an officer she goes and pulls some shit like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:09 No.17811710
    And we fought off martians for all of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:10 No.17811714

    and weves saved their asses on all three of em too. thats sorta the point i was making bud.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:10 No.17811718
    Doesn't make it any less true.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:10 No.17811721
    Wait... we are giving way too many fucks about this.

    The important thing here is to find out whether we keep our Black Beauty.

    Confront her after gathering up the guys and some gals.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:11 No.17811728
    The 50st is where we are at our most badass. Kicking us out would be like giving us a badass-ectomy. This is unacceptable.

    Acquire Sakabroto. Acquire information. Confront Minna with our gnomish badassery.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:11 No.17811731
    No, the important part is that pilots who are ejected from their squadrons end up grounded.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)01:11 No.17811735
    I see they have a bunny girl too,

    and pants-ish.

    I'm ok with this
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:11 No.17811736
    this or this:

    If the latter, bring the watch along; that seems to be what triggered this, so we should take the opportunity to harp on it a bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:11 No.17811737
    the only reason why we are giving a fuck is this is for our ego man.

    our ego is the 1 thing any figher pilot EVER gives a fuck about.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:11 No.17811739
    It's been one hell of a weekend.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:11 No.17811740
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    Among the pantsless, she is the single sane one that isn't also looking to rape you in the shower. You think. She's the one that can answer this for you.

    You tear down the hallway in your new wheelchair, rage about to bubble out of your ears. The only thing of yours in the room was the watch, still in the box, so you stuff it in the little caddy on the back of the chair before you take off. You go careening out of the hospital ward, down the gently-curving dormitory wing, filled with mid-morning light pouring in the eastern-facing windows, and towards the front of the castle.

    Your headlong charge stops when you reach the grand staircase. The long, gorgeous carpeted staircase is a formidable obstacle for a man on wheels...

    ... and then you see Minna. She's standing at the base of the staircase, in full uniform, standing at attention and addressing two men in high-ranking outfits.

    You're high, you realize. Later, you'll realize you were high on morphine, but right now all you know is, you're high, and some UPPITY BITCH OF A WITCH is far, far below you, and totally unawares.

    There can be only one outcome.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:12 No.17811741
    this isn't a proper squadron, and the regular army doesn't like witches
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:12 No.17811746
    Well shit. Kill her.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:12 No.17811747
    Because they're to busy rocking St. Petersburg. And by rocking I mean breaking more military equipment in a day than we have this entire quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:12 No.17811748
    My body was not ready
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:13 No.17811753
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    "But you promised! You promised the next time I screwed up you'd fire me!"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:13 No.17811754
    Oh god yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:13 No.17811756
    welp, we just got fired.
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    of fffuuck here we go.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:13 No.17811768
    That may help, but do you really want to take the risk?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:13 No.17811769
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:14 No.17811771
    >full uniform

    Including a skirt (or pants, whichever a dress uniform would be for a Witch)? Shit just got serious.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:14 No.17811772
    Does full uniform include pants? If we do stick around we really need to get on that. There's no good reason for them not wearing pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:14 No.17811778
    Ah fuck... This is either going to incredibly badly or incredibly well...
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)01:14 No.17811780
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:14 No.17811781
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    Oh my god.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:14 No.17811785
    Calm, consistent logic: the best way to counteract those soft, gooey human emotions.

    Hear her reasoning (or lack therof), and explain to her why she's wrong, and why she's going to hand that paperwork to us so that we can tear it up into tiny little bits and eat it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:15 No.17811789
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    IT'S TIME.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:15 No.17811798
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:15 No.17811799


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:16 No.17811804
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    >niofor peace
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)01:16 No.17811807
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    Also can someone explain to me the squid thing in maidquest, I never followed it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:16 No.17811808
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:16 No.17811811
    Or bouncing. Bouncing works too.
    >> Adlibnonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:16 No.17811812

    Damn the consequences!


    ...blame it on the morphine later.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:16 No.17811817
    Talk to me, Goose.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:16 No.17811820
    Bouncing. Bouncing never changes.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:17 No.17811825
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    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:17 No.17811830
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:17 No.17811831
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    This won't end well...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:18 No.17811840

    ...And one Admiral's daughter!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:18 No.17811846
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:19 No.17811849
    whats bouncing and why is everyon getting so excitted?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:19 No.17811853
    Fishnet stockings would probably solve the skin contact issue and dear God why am I actually thinking seriously about this?
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)01:19 No.17811854
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    let's try that again
    and for all the haters? tigga, please
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:19 No.17811857
    I hope like hell we're naked again.

    Cause nothing says you've been bounced like a naked man speeding by in a wheelchair.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:19 No.17811866


    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:19 No.17811868
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    Tilting the chair as far back as it will go, and taking a firm grip on the brakes, you launch yourself down the stairs. It bounces and bucks like a fucking wild mustang, but you hang on as tight as possible, riding the jounces and jolts like a pro as you careen down the staircase at high speed. You're about halfway down when the folks below notice you and look up. The generals seem bemused, but Minna just stares at you in utter astonishment.

    Jouncebouncing down the last few steps, you stick the landing, roll over to Minna, glare daggers and dirks at her, and thrust your finger up at her face.

    "You. Are. Smalltime."

    "Ah-" she says, taken aback for a second. She clears her throat. "And you, pilot, are not an ace, and thus don't meet the minimum standards for inclusion in-"

    "Crew kills count for all," you interrupt her. "Gunners, radar operators, pilots all share credit for the kill."

    You spin the chair around swiftly to one of the brass hats, who turns out to be Patton. "Isn't that right, sir?"

    Patton, who doesn't know jack-fucking-shit about Air Force scoring rules, nods. "Damn straight."

    You spin the chair back. "Oh, and even if you leaned on Perrine to disremember to confirm my rocket-bomb kill from yesterday, Ian and I make two witnesses, and Fighter Command had nobody else who could've claimed that wreckage, so nyah nyah, sweetheart."
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)01:20 No.17811875
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:20 No.17811879
    We threw our trap, tsundere first maid at a squid that was trying to eat us. He/She then sold her love for us to a demon (who was another one of our maids) so that he/she would forget about wanting to be a girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:21 No.17811880

    Around half wear pantsu and around half where pantyhoses along or have swimsuits on. Still not sure if Erica wears them at all usually
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:21 No.17811883

    Track two from the album "Music for Bouncing".
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:21 No.17811891
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:22 No.17811905
    what a dumb cunt.

    she really is all kinds of disappoint today, isn't she....
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:22 No.17811906
    >Patton, who doesn't know jack-fucking-shit about Air Force scoring rules, nods. "Damn straight."

    I'm sure he said that because he's afraid of what we would be capable of if we ever found a way off the island.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:22 No.17811907
    What is our killcount anyway?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:23 No.17811912
    Someone explain to me what this is killscore thing is about
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:23 No.17811913
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:23 No.17811914
    Bossed it.
    The first domino falls, and now the ball is in Minna's court.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:23 No.17811919
    Now that that's dealt with, salute then tear off like a bat out of hell, you've got wheel chair stunts to perform while terrifying the rest of the base.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:23 No.17811922
    were at 6 currantly i believe.

    2 of them were on foot, 4 in the air.
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    thats beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:23 No.17811924
    Not even including all the fucking brass jostling around in there, we have half of Minna's command in our pocket including all the ground crews.

    How the hell did she even come to the conclusion that this was a good idea?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:24 No.17811925
    >Patton, who doesn't know jack-fucking-shit about Air Force scoring rules, nods. "Damn straight."
    Goddam Patton, stop being so awesome.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/05/12(Sun)01:24 No.17811930

    By now he's got so many medals, hell he should have a freaking Medal of Honor two times over, Minna is fucking terrible as a CO (but that's the fucking air forces for you, the Airforces are fucking shitty and she nearly tried to buddyfuck you. Fuck that. We have earned a damn spot here. (also that excuse about not being an ace is bullshit, since Lynette nor Miyafuji are aces, and I don't even think Sanya is an ace unless there is side material)
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    Is it wrong that I imagine us saying nyah like a 1930's gangster.

    "nyah, see, we're gunna run um out of town, see"
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/05/12(Sun)01:24 No.17811938
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    And now we're getting back to the roots of the quest. The bounce. Where it all started.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:25 No.17811941

    At least 6 in the air (ace-in-a-day and the rocket sled, remember?)

    At least 2 alium infantry on the ground, possibly more
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:25 No.17811949
    Other threads: Read them.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:25 No.17811950

    We were on a NICE BOAT and were attacked by a talking squid. Took one of our maids, ended up having a drinking contest with it to get our maid back. I believe. it's been a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:25 No.17811951

    it was a requirement for the standard-aircraft liaisons not witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:26 No.17811960
    Lynnette and Miyafuji are Witches so it doesn't count. But get this: Minna is coming up with any excuse to kick us out because SHE FEARS THAT WE'RE GONNA GET HURT SAVING HER. This shit needs to end post-haste.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:26 No.17811968
    Car full there, bubblehead. There's some AF here now.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:26 No.17811969
    Not THAT squid, you fool. Her fiance!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:26 No.17811971
    give patton the watch, i bet hed fuck us. hell, hed even respect us in the morning.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)01:27 No.17811980
    Hadn't even thought of that.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:27 No.17811982
    Did we already have that chat/shouty time with her?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:27 No.17811985
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    Minna's mouth opens, then closes. You've no doubt she's got other ways to come at you, but her best bet just vanished, and you both know it.

    "Commander Wilcke, am I dismissed?"

    She nods curtly, sharply, and you snap off a perfect salute in your hospital gown. Spinning the chair smartly, you go tearing off across the big lobby.

    "THAT DAAARING YOUNG MAN, ON HIS FLLLYYING TRAAAP-EEZE~" you sing as you exunt stage right, pursued by a glare.

    You catch up to Sakamoto in the hangar, which you notice is crowded as hell. Engineers are bustling around like mad, although all of them stop to give you an odd look. One even gives you a beer. which causes you trouble until you empty enough of it to hold the bottle neck between your teeth, while pushing the wheels with your hands. Sakamoto is in conversation with two male officers you don't recognize, and you wait politely for ten minutes, slugging down the beer to balance the waning morphine until she can see you.

    "How are you?"

    "I just bounced Minna from twelve o'clock high and shot her fucking tail off," you announce.

    "So, average, then."

    "Just another Monday," you agree.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:27 No.17811987
    5 confirmed kills = Ace.
    Non-witches must be Aces to be allowed in 501st. Apparently. This is the first I've heard of it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)01:28 No.17811994
    Now THAT'S more like it.

    Bro-itude and nonfuckgiving, not assholishness and tsundereanisms.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:28 No.17811996

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:28 No.17811998
    where's the first strike witches quest thread? the original? that isn't at suptg?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:28 No.17812000
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)01:28 No.17812003
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:29 No.17812006

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:29 No.17812007

    Uh-oh....we've got squids and the chairforce here....

    All we need is the army here and that'll give us the trifecta of inflated-ego fobbits
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:29 No.17812011
    >Non-witches must be Aces to be allowed in 501st
    That was actually mentioned in the second and third threads.
    From eavesdropping on the call between Minna and Luke, and from talking with Sakamoto.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:29 No.17812013
    >"THAT DAAARING YOUNG MAN, ON HIS FLLLYYING TRAAAP-EEZE~" you sing as you exunt stage right, pursued by a glare.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:30 No.17812016
    So, since you seem to have your ear on the ground, what's been happening while I was out?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:30 No.17812021
    we found out from sakamoto when she drank with us and told us the meatshields story.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:30 No.17812023
    Ok out with it. What the hell is her problem?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:30 No.17812024
    Pilots get tallies based on how many kills the get. 5 make you an ace, kind of a big deal. Most pilots never get any, they just get shot down.

    we have about 6.
    erica has about 250
    real life Erich Hartmann had 352
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:30 No.17812029
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    >"So, average, then."
    >"Just another Monday," you agree.

    I can't breathe.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:30 No.17812030
    >Army Air Corps
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:31 No.17812037
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:32 No.17812046
    For maximum trolling potential, we should see about requesting that the Russkies send us one of their female aces.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:32 No.17812049
    Huh. I must have missed it. Makes sense though, BEST OF THE BEST etc.
    She needs a monocle to go with that eyepatch. And a tophat, cane, and glass of scotch.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:32 No.17812054

    And the real Hartmann started waaay late in the war, too, which makes his killcount even more balls-out insane.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:32 No.17812056
    Ask about the other officers. Always good to have tabs on who's around that could give us trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:32 No.17812059
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    For the Joint forces program they are considering. Right now we're just a liaison but that doesn't mean they have to let us fly.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:33 No.17812061

    She got us running with the NGAF category too at that.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:33 No.17812067
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    This one is better.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:33 No.17812072
    My understanding is that it's a selection criterion for the special liaison role to the 501st that we got stuck with thanks to Luke. It's not just the general admission price, so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:34 No.17812074
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    Isn't beer and morphine highly lethal?
    Fuck it. We're a gnome, we'll probably be fine.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:34 No.17812077

    Found it.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:34 No.17812083

    Note, you fail at Strike Witches if you can't identify each of these accurately.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:34 No.17812084
    wait, when the shit did we become a gnome?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:34 No.17812087
    Most likely deployed elsewhere.

    Also, while we have Sakabroto's attention, we may want to let her know that Minna just tried to drop us from the 501st. If we were trying to get her to get off our backs, we clearly need a new approach. At first she wanted to kill us, but now apparently we're "too close" or some bullshit like that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:35 No.17812091
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    "Sakamoto... I need to know what the hell is going on with Minna," you admit. "I thought we were getting over the whole... whatever, and then this. You really need to tell me."

    "... somewhere private," Sakamoto says, seizing your wheelchair by the handles. With long, quick strides she wheels you out of the hangar and into the munitions bunker a little distance away. Sitting on a stack of ammo cans labeled "Ammo, Boys, .55 caliber," she faces you.

    "So, does this have anything to do with you and her being locked in a closet, with half the base listening?"

    You shake your head. "That was a complete accident, there was nothing to it." Besides Minna's sex appeal overwhelming your cool, give-no-fucks pilot personality in two seconds flat, that is, but there's no torture on earth that'd draw THAT out of you. "It was last night, when she thought I was dead."

    "She what." Sakamoto blinks. "What happened?"

    You tell her.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:35 No.17812094
    Started in late 42, but he got most of his kills in 44.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:37 No.17812109
    >implying I'd watch the anime
    the series is crap, dude. only reason this is funny is because we're subverting the magical sparkle girls schtick.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:37 No.17812112
    Also, while we have Sakabroto's attention, we may want to let her know that Minna just tried to drop us from the 501st. If we were trying to get her to get off our backs, we clearly need a new approach. At first she wanted to kill us, but now apparently we're "too close" or some bullshit like that.
    We need to mention that, or, at least the part about her wanting to give us the boot.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:37 No.17812113
    I'm quite glad I can barely figure out half. If I was able to do it I would have to rethink my life.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/05/12(Sun)01:37 No.17812114
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    And now the waiting begins.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:38 No.17812119
    About six threads back with the watchmaker.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:38 No.17812120
    its bad when even /a/ agrees with this idea more or less.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:38 No.17812126
    To be fair though the majority of his kills were against the Russian air force, which isn't exactly known for their quality planes and pilots.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:38 No.17812131
    It's enjoyable. It's retarded beyond all belief, but if you like WW2 and airplanes and lolis, it's fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:39 No.17812137
    Left to right: Miyafuji, Sakamoto (should be grey but whatever), Lynette, Barkhorn, Erica, Minna, Eila, Sanya, Perrine, Luchinni, Shirley.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:39 No.17812144
    Did it in 5 seconds flat.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:40 No.17812152
    Still say we should be called a gremlin, not a gnome. It's more period-appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:40 No.17812153
    If you can get past the retardedly over the top fanservice and handwaving that accompanies it. It could be a decent series if they'd just make them normal pilots - even magical ones; just put them in pants and planes, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:41 No.17812159
    Hartmann even noted that most of them had to paint on their gunsights.

    Although partly his kill count was due to his fighting technique: close in close from 12 and high, draw bead, fire. None of that messy deflection shooting bullshit. He estimated that most pilots he shot down never knew he was there.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:41 No.17812163
    Sakamoto is not grey. She's wearing the same thing as Miyafuji except with the coat instead of the sailor shirt.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:42 No.17812167
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    "This is very problematic," Sakamoto says darkly.


    "You see..." she sighs. "Minna's boyfriend was killed during the evacuation at Dunkirk. He enlisted in the Wehrmacht. He was manning a machine-gun nest at the end of a runway, and held his position till over-run. They never recovered his body."

    You blink. The rumors of what Martians do with the captured - or even the bodies of the captured - are horrific, and some of them are probably true. "Were they-"

    "Talking about marriage," Sakamoto says. "More or less seriously. They met in a music school, and had been together for a few years at that point."

    "Oh," you say softly. "I... I didn't-"

    "And," Sakamoto interrupts you, "when Minna received his barracks bag, which was on the transport he should've been on... it had a present in it, addressed to her."

    You execute the best face-palm that the ancient walls of Castle Barin have ever seen.

    "Fuck me sideways with a rabid badger."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:42 No.17812169
    The reason its "Gnome" is because of the story the watchmaker "Conrad" told us.
    >"He say to me "Conrad, you are a gnome!" and then I punched him in the face."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:42 No.17812171
    Eh, it a "If you can enjoy it, you're probably socially retarded" kinda thing, but I didn't give two shit about the fanservice, and I fuckin love WW2, but yeah, definitely not for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:44 No.17812185

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:44 No.17812195
    "This is going to put a damper on our working relationship, isn't it."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:45 No.17812200

    D'hohohohoho! Well played, Planefag. My affection for you grows every session.

    Also, "I. Am. An. Idiot."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:45 No.17812201

    i'm amused that gnome in this game means basically the same as a wizard.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/05/12(Sun)01:45 No.17812202

    We have yet to punch anybody in the face, over the gnome issue, however.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:45 No.17812207
    cookie monster eats cookies
    oscar the grouch smokes cigars
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:46 No.17812209
    Okay. Now that we know we can stop all interactions with her. Just be 100% professional and evade her whenever possible.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)01:46 No.17812218

    So we avoid her for a while longer and heal up.

    Also inquire about the status of Sean.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:47 No.17812221
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    +1 vote for never mentioning the watch again
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:47 No.17812222
    Can we start waifu fagging Trude instead ?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:47 No.17812223
    >it had a present in it, addressed to her
    Ten bucks it was a ring.
    Welp, There's only one solution to this problem, and that is:
    Go back to Minna with Erica in our lap, arms around our neck, nibbling on our ear.
    Because she, out of all the Witches, acts most like a Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:47 No.17812225
    Accepting that she has problems, it still doesn't seem like something that an officer like her should let get in the way of running the base. Trying to get rid of us is simply her admitting that she can't handle it, which someone in her position can't afford to do.

    we ain't done shit but be a decent fucking guy, like, two or three times. her problem if she can't deal with occasionally decent people
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:47 No.17812226
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    We'll have to avoid this whole boyfriend nonsense, mainly by being someone elses, I vote for Sakamoto to be our sexy time bro.

    This makes perfect 100% sense!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:47 No.17812227

    wait, why is MC feeling bad about this situation?


    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:47 No.17812229
    It was a dress.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:48 No.17812234

    In the Show, it was a really pretty dress.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:48 No.17812235
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    "So. It's not just the whole guilt-for-getting-good-men-killed thing-"

    "Not that you're a good man or anything-"

    "Indeed. This is, uh, very personal."

    Sakamoto nods.

    "So that's the reason for the fraternization ban?"

    She nods again.

    You sigh, and clutch at your head miserably. "So my peace offering is misconstrued as a come-on, and she clams up. Lovely."

    Sakamoto snorts. "Who are you kidding? It IS a come-on."

    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:48 No.17812236
    What about Shirley? She actually is a pilot, a real one.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/05/12(Sun)01:48 No.17812241
    This is not a suprise, but man, its a good thing Sakamoto's boyfriend is safe in Fuso, or all the leadership would have mental issues.

    We will have to eventually tell her, we are FRIENDS and we won't die on her, because we have brought up feelings that she had and is now projecting onto us. PTSD is FUN FUN FUN for the whole base and command structure!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:49 No.17812243
    Sakabroto is hooking up with Sean. Bros don't steal from bros, man.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:49 No.17812251
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:49 No.17812254
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812256
    I know. I'm saying that we should call ourselves a gremlin instead, because it sounds a tiny bit less stupid. Fuck what the old guy told us; he probably only calls himself a gnome because 20 bazillion generations of magical douchebags have called themselves gnomes, and we Americans give zero fucks about ancient traditions.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812257

    She either deals with it or it'll kill her.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812258

    maybe, idk?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812259

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812260
    "And here I thought you were the intelligent, sane one."
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812262

    Deny! Peace offering!

    If we're going datingsim it will most definitely be Trude or Shirley, dammit!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812265
    Well, shit. Caught is caught. Are we caught?

    Quick, build a consensus. If we're caught, come clean. It's Sakabroto.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812266
    No, we'd aim higher if we were gonna hit on a witch.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812269
    "Believe it or not, it isn't. I'd rather not be sleeping with someone i'm flying with. Relationship issues are a nightmare, as we've seen just now."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812270


    WHOA, there, missy! You girls have got me figured all sorts of wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812272
    Rather than waifufagging, how about just building up respect along love-hate among others and pal around with certain witches of like minds (Charlotte, Sakamoto, Erica, etc.)

    I kinda wanna see some more cameos Jack Churchill. I bet that he is a dwarf or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:50 No.17812273
    i would say if we do mention gnomes now would be the best time to do so. Might help Minna if she knew that we are practically invincible against any technology.

    On the other hand i am all for never saying anything ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812274

    Fate is a cruel mistress.

    Also totally not a come on, all we had to do was listen to some shitty stories for that, Trudes gift was way more difficult to get.
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    CRAZY IV-Deny/ignore
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812277
    "Well if that's how it is, we got a gift for you too."

    Give pants and glasses.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812282

    She knows far too much already.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812284
    Finally fucking home from D&D.

    Actually did some writing while I was bored in class Thursday on this subject. If nobody opposes I could probably copy paste it in between planefag posts.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812286

    "I'm trying to buy presents. I bought a present for everyone based on what they asked for to not show bias. If I was coming onto her I'd actually have some military bearing, and follow proper protcal, rather than acting like a cocky pilot!" or something to that effect.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812287
    Fortunately, we really didn't mean it as a come on in this case. Is there sexual tension? Yes. Were we looking to resolve that? No.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812288
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:51 No.17812291

    "If it was a come-on, I'd have gotten something with silk."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812294
    We like her more than anybody else, but we will tell no one of this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812295

    clearly this witch doesn't put germans and quality german engineering together like fat kids and cake.

    she must be the craziest one on base!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812296
    Wut. It's just a fucking watch. Charlotte's tools and smokes weren't a come on, Sakamoto's nice booze wasn't a come on, Miyafuji's fish wasn't a come on. I swear to god, you make one thoughtful gesture to a woman and it's all, "HE WANTS ME".
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812298
    Deny with >>17812260

    This may be construed as totally tsun-tsun, or straight up "woah there buddy, this was just a damn gift. Everyone gets gifts."
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812299
    Lending my vote to this idea.
    >Retry and Redo.
    Approach it from a slightly different tack, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812300
    Actually, this. Properly dodged.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812303

    If I was going to come-on to a witch, i'd pick one who didn't give the impression of hating my guts.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812306

    Implying we are coming on to perrine
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812307

    ahahahaha FUCK YES
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)01:52 No.17812312
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:53 No.17812313

    I have no idea what this is supposed to do, so I'll go with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:53 No.17812314
    This, and add that you wanted to get on her side in particular because she is your CO.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:53 No.17812319

    >I shoulda been a bit more subtle about my approach. Guy can't be headstrong without being called out for mating calls.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:53 No.17812320
    A come on, to the woman who tried to deny me landing when my plane was on fire, My new CO who has the power to ground me or keep me flying on a whim, a person who I'm fairly certain was going to stab me at one point in time.

    No, I'm trying to make amends and avoid one of several forms of execution.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:54 No.17812324
    I vote for "fatal system error, execute hard reboot".

    Attraction and terror conflict to short out our processors, and since we're a fighter jock those were never very good processors anyway.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/05/12(Sun)01:54 No.17812326

    Knowing this universe she's a tank witch on the front lines cleaving shit with a sword, or if he is a guy he is cleaving shit alongside witches.


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:54 No.17812327
    So, while we have Sakamoto here. Why does she wear IJN dress whites while Yoshika wears a little school girl sailor uniform?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:54 No.17812330
    This is the problem with the whole fraternization ban. It retards the witches' social development at a very impressionable age. shit's just not healthy
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:54 No.17812332
    But didn't we already give her the booze?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:54 No.17812334
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:55 No.17812340
    OK, now you're just screwing with us.

    Say nothing
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:55 No.17812341
    I like this one best.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/05/12(Sun)01:55 No.17812344
    Yoshika's a NCO loooolll she;s a Sergeant
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:55 No.17812346
    He showed up in an early thread as a human, wrecking shit with a big sword. Remind you of anyone?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:56 No.17812348
    Yoshika's only a Sergeant (Or the Naval equivalent) in the IJN, and thus wears the stereotypical naval Enlisted uniform.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:56 No.17812349
    definitely this more then anything else.

    i love myself too much to want to die.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:56 No.17812351

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:56 No.17812358

    That method has worked pretty well for us so far in getting her closer into our pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:57 No.17812359
    Just post link to Pastebin
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:57 No.17812366
    Thank you. It's not a major thing but it was bugging me.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)01:57 No.17812367
    It's actually her school uniform.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:57 No.17812369
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:58 No.17812377

    They ain't called sailor suits for nothing, though I don't know if they were used simultaneously as school and military garbs or not.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:59 No.17812385
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:59 No.17812388
    Dude, you're so late I don't even know what you were replying to.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:59 No.17812393
    I believe that, historically, Japan did not enlist schoolgirls in the navy. BUT I'M NO EXPERT.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:00 No.17812405

    Given the attrition they were suffering, it would not surprise me in the slightest.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:00 No.17812406
    SEE >>17812167

    Was kind of imagining we'd go tearing off in her general direction.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:01 No.17812407
    Those who fight for the sake of others always run the risk of dying young. Everyone involved with the 501 is running that risk, and are on some level aware of their own mortality. So they have two choices of how to react: keep people at a distance, or make the most out of what time they've got. It's a decision each has to make for themselves.

    I'd be down for leaving the watch in Wilcke's office with a note to that effect. If she ever decides to change her mind about how she deals with mortality, and feels like she can accept it as a token of our respect, then it'll be available. At least, that's how I'd handle it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:01 No.17812408
    Britain had rum, sodomy, and the lash.

    The IJN had miniskirts.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)02:01 No.17812409
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    "Hey!" you object. "I got something for EVERYONE, you know."

    Sakamoto begins to speak, but you interrupt her. "No, seriously. Trousers and those neat aviator shades. A pair for everyone, and a few backups, too."

    Sakamoto giggles a little, eye sparkling. "Well, you should hand those out already! What are you waiting for?"

    "It's been COMPLICATED!" you exclaim, throwing your hands in the air. "Stuff! But that's the point, I got something for everyone, and I couldn't just leave Minna out because she's a tightass, so I included her too, okay? It's a peace offering for my commanding officer so we can work together and for that same reason I don't definitely don't want to *sleep* together that's not it at all!"

    Sakamoto nods sagely. 'You are so full of shit."


    "A man doesn't just buy a woman expensive jewelry-"


    "-and hold off on giving it to her like that if you're not interested. And hey, who wouldn't? Even I check her out sometimes."

    "Aughrghf," you say as your mental train-of-thought jumps the tracks and goes skipping over the fields screaming SEXYTIMES!

    "And if you were paying attention, you'd notice she's not quite immune to you, either."

    >Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:02 No.17812419
    About halfway through th war in the pacific there was no Japanese navy, the us pacific fleet sank like 90% of it.

    And ships do no get rebuilt particularly fast.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)02:02 No.17812420
    >Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.

    in before a million elaborates
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)02:02 No.17812422
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    we are SO FAR OUT of our league
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:02 No.17812424
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    >"-and hold off on giving it to her like that if you're not interested. And hey, who wouldn't? Even I check her out sometimes."
    If it weren't because she's trolling us, Sakabroto would deserve a high-five right there for quality trollan.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:02 No.17812425
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812428
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812429
    What the hell, we have time.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812430
    ... Can we do all three? Those options just sound too hysterical to pick one...
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812432
    Elaborate...I must know what Sakamoto knows. She's like the infomation bank of this whole base.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812433

    We have loved to hear what other people think about us, after all. And of everyone on the base, Sakabroto probably knows what's going on in Minna's head the best. Probably more than Minna herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812435
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812436
    >Paying attention

    "Bitch, do you know who I AM? Now, onto getting you ladies properly covered."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812438


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812440
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:03 No.17812441
    Yeah well you could say the same for the rest of them too. I couldn't even take a bath without getting nearly gang raped. You women are such animals, I swear.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812444
    >"And if you were paying attention, you'd notice she's not quite immune to you, either."
    We're a pilot, that comes with the wings.

    Seriously, Sakamoto, all of that can be explained simply with one fact everyone knows: We are a flaming idiot.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812445
    Option D: ATTACK

    If he'd wanted to fuck her, why bug out from the closet? Pranks and messing around are one thing, but relationship drama just creates far too many problems to be going on with. It's why we have fucking shore leave, or whatever the Army Air Force version is.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812446

    "Right, she was totally coming on to me in that closet before she realized I'd been in the baths and switched to trying to murder me."
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812447
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812448
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812450
    "Don't care about that. You are on my stupid list. Time to go fly."
    >> Rick Dominated 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812453
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812455
    All three of these, at once.
    Look, Sakamoto, just give me a hand here. You need to tongue base with Minna--dammit.
    I mean you need to help me out with this, I really need a wingman--no.
    I held off on giving out shit because lez is more--SHIT.
    >> HOMBRES ASSEMBLE! Iron Lung 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812457
    >>Even I check her out sometimes."
    I totally have no idea what to do next, so...
    >>TO ME, MY CREW
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:04 No.17812459

    >Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812461
    Looks like you called it...

    Shame, I was kind of interested in "TO ME, MY CREW". I also got this mental picture of some dark overlord shouting this from a wheelchair while wearing aviators though...
    >> OvermanXAN 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812467
    Well shit. She has us read like a fucking book.
    Elaborate. We cannot escape without admitting defeat.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812468
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812469
    >"And if you were paying attention, you'd notice she's not quite immune to you, either."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812471
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812475
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812478
    >hold off
    I blame Martians.
    >giving it to her

    [x] Get crew, Shirley, and OBLITERATE MINNA'S ARGUMENTS.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812479
    Too funny not to do!
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/05/12(Sun)02:05 No.17812480

    >I also got this mental picture of some dark overlord shouting this from a wheelchair while wearing aviators though...

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812485
    Play if off as natural, we're a pilot of course everyone wants to rape us.

    That's why we got the whistle, remember?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812487



    Mc is cute
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812488
    Oh, you faggots. Were you not paying attention to Minna's behaviour? Beyond that:

    "I'm not interested in Minna."
    "Oh, that's bullshit. Because you know I think she might be interested in you."
    "I thought you didn't want her"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812491
    No she fucking hasn't. Wtf is wrong with you. We really don't want to sleep with Minna. We think she's really hot, but we don't want to sleep with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812492
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812495
    Hold off? Hold off?
    I landed, bathed, was almost raped, told off Patton, Had a short period of time with Minna where I unfortunately did not have the watch with me because I was trying to find Trude so she could explain why she punched me in the face, ran away because I though she was going to either stab or shoot me, found Trude, then became depressed and decided to get drunk with you Sean and Ian.

    When the hell did I have the chance to hand over her gift?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812496
    Elaborate about how you seek out Minna but can't without causing problems.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:06 No.17812501
    Elabo- FUCK THAT!
    >Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)02:07 No.17812513
    Did you completely miss the part we actually want elaborated?
    >> Adlibnonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:08 No.17812517

    Have her elaborate while we summon our crew to prep to blow things up with Hispano 20mms.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:08 No.17812519
    "Is sex really all you witches think about? Believe it or not, some of us are actually interested in platonic relationships with the people we work with."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:08 No.17812526
    >Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.
    Fuck this emotional baggage. Let's bag some more Martians; everybody on this fucking base has a higher kill tally than us. This situation WILL NOT STAND!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:08 No.17812528
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:09 No.17812529

    genuine disinterest/denial
    /tg/ i am prout.

    but then

    fucking hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:09 No.17812534
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    So we're a tsundere for a tsundere who's going tsundere on us.

    Greatest love story ever told.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)02:09 No.17812539
    Fuck, I just realized this quest needs an edit of the WE'RE LESBIANS picture, but with manly pilot and witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:10 No.17812546
    Plato would kick your ass for invoking his Forms that way
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:10 No.17812551

    What does this witch suggest you get a german person other than PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING!?!?
    (beer doesn't count! everyone loves beer!)
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)02:10 No.17812556
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    But anon, this is Strike Witches not Toradora
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:11 No.17812558
    Stupid /a/. You have to destroy everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:11 No.17812559

    Ugggh, hope this is a joke because if we start talking about platonic relationships with women... well, I guess that bullshit might fool some of the girls, but not Sakamoto.

    Lets face it, we're doing the gift thing because we're top dog, and we want people to know it. Then we'll go for who we want if we want it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:11 No.17812563
    Plato's full of shit anyway, and even he probably didn't think about sweet Greek shota as much as these witches think about each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:12 No.17812578
    But alright, here's how we handle it.

    'No shit, but it's ok, I got a whistle, I'll be safe."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:13 No.17812584

    Seems like a good enough idea.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:13 No.17812586
    I mostly think the Completely Subtle Sexual Tension is fucking hilarious and totally appropriate.
    I also really want a bunch of freudian slips as he fantasizes about Sakamoto and Minna making out.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:13 No.17812588
    >implying S2E7 wasn't the most romantic thing ever
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:13 No.17812592

    Actually, I'm not sure how we'd start blowing things up with cannons right now since we're night fighters.


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:13 No.17812595

    This please. Then rally the men.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:14 No.17812597
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:14 No.17812603
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:15 No.17812613
    "It's okay, I have a rape whistle"
    "How does it work?"
    "Drowns out the screams"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:15 No.17812616

    >A bitch in heat huh?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:15 No.17812622
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:16 No.17812629

    i thought the little "I FUCKING HATE YOU" scene in the basement after the martian raid was pretty cool and heartfelt and turning it into a standard tsundere relationship after that would be both out of character and would loose a pretty cool character interaction of genuine loathing covered by whatever scraps of professionalism a hotheaded pilot and an idiot could muster.

    but if everyone disagrees then everyone disagrees. such is democracy.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:18 No.17812646
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:18 No.17812648

    See. I agree with you and it makes me RAGE at the stupid /a/ fags waifufagging this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:18 No.17812655

    Not lovelove, but I thought it could work as a bridge to respect of each other's ideas while maintaining hostility towards each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:19 No.17812658
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    Not giving a fuck =/= Asshole
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)02:19 No.17812660
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    "Hold off!?" you say hotly. "Hold *off?* I landed, bathed, was almost raped, told off PATTON HIMSELF, talked to Minna for all of five seconds while trying to find Trude and ask her why she punched me in the FACE, ran away because I thought she was going to murderize my ass and then I.. Trude found, and depressed and what the hell did you just say."

    "She's not... immune," Sakamoto says, drumming her fingers on her leg with false casualness. "To you."

    "Whaaaat can't be, she's so, uh, stiff, and, tense, and-"

    "You like her legs too, eh?"

    "I didn't saywha- No! Dammit!" you say, thrusting your palms out in a 'stop' motion. "I just - I just need this problem to go away, okay? So we can work. So we can FIGHT. There's a fucking war on, remember?"

    Sakamoto sighs. "What do you want me to do, then?"

    "Just tongue base with Minna and gaaaaaddamit-"

    Sakamoto raises an eyebrow.

    "I just need a wingman on th- no."

    You take a deep breath and stare with great concentration at something that isn't Sakamoto's smug fucking gaze.

    "That- it- I just need you to calm her down a bit. Just a bit. Lezz is mooooooooootherFUCKER," you cry, slapping your hands over your face.

    "Are you done?" Sakamoto asks.

    '.... yes,' you say, very low and miserable.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:19 No.17812663
    not this bullshit again. gtfb2/a/
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:19 No.17812666
    siskel and ebert?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)02:20 No.17812668
    To be fair, I'm sure there are plenty of fa/tg/uys waifufagging it up too...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:20 No.17812671
    Gondor Calls for Aid!!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:20 No.17812678
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    >Just tongue base with Minna
    OH HO HO
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:21 No.17812685
    >strike witches fans go home

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:21 No.17812686

    I dunno, one of the big things we've been trying to accomplish in the quest is how fucking better we are than the witches.

    I think it demonstrates our superiority pretty well if we can get into Iceheart McFrostytits' pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:21 No.17812690
    Truth be told, we don't need people from other boards to fuck things up. Well whatever, I have faith that planefag will make this interesting regardless.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:21 No.17812692
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    >"Just tongue base with Minna and gaaaaaddamit-"
    >"I just need a wingman on th- no."
    >"That- it- I just need you to calm her down a bit. Just a bit. Lezz is mooooooooootherFUCKER,"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:22 No.17812693
    We're a 20 year old guy trying to maintain a hate-on for a smoking hot 18 year old girl who kills stuff with awesome guns. She's made an admirable effort, but she's still got a lot farther to go before the subconscious bits of our brain default to hateboner instead of regular boner when we see her.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:22 No.17812694
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:22 No.17812700
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    >all dem slips
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:22 No.17812703
    Nobody ever said go home, they just said stop fagging the thread up. You can still read without replying.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:23 No.17812706
    Guys, I think we have brain damage.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:23 No.17812707
    I can attest to that.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:24 No.17812711
    We're still high as a fucking kite right now, remember?

    Oh, and we were nearly choked to death too.
    >> Rick Dominated 02/05/12(Sun)02:25 No.17812720
    Yeah, now that we had our Waifuing for the day, lets go check out the crew and shoot something!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:26 No.17812722
    >how fucking better we are than the witches.
    I've been thinking about this, and while the whole fighter jock attitude has been working so far, and our willingness to throw ourselves into suicidal situations is admirable, we really need to start cracking on that kill tally.
    We got maybe 6 in the air, with a possible 2 on the ground.
    At this rate I think even Yoshika has a higher kill tally than us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:26 No.17812724

    This quest is based on Strike Witches.

    Strike Witches.

    Wanting /a/ to go away is an exercise in futility.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:26 No.17812728
    ...I fail to see how a pilot having difficulties reconciling his upper and lower heads is "waifufagging" rather than "so true it hurts".
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:27 No.17812731
    This is probably for the best. Sakamoto will know how to deal with this (for good or troll, but hey) and we need something to cool off our heads.

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/05/12(Sun)02:28 No.17812743
    Really, it all comes down to a fine balance of the two elements, waifu and NGAF.

    The problem is that with the vocal extremes of the two sides going at it constantly, a lot of good ideas seem to get buried under the arguements being fired back and forth...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)02:28 No.17812747
    No, there are people here doing trying to do more than that
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:30 No.17812767
    Fuck this noise. We don't have to deal with this. We're a PILOT. Time to hand out pants.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)02:30 No.17812774
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    "Listen," Sakamoto says. "You are... well, YOU, but you've got a habit of putting everybody else's life before your own."

    "That explains the constant theft and violent eviction of little girls from their beds for my convenience, yeah."

    "Or bringing in a crippled fighter because you thought your friend was wounded in the back and unable to bail out," Sakamoto says, raising one finger, "or headbutting your commanding officer so you could take the more dangerous mission, which damn near got your head blown off with your own pistol," she raises another finger, "-or the time before that when you took a heavy night-fighter into a daytime furball of a dogfight to save Trude," she raises another finger, "or last night when you let yourself get stabbed by a tele-bot to save-"

    "That's just my job," you grumble. "Death comes with the job. Our days are numbered."

    "They don't give you medals for just doing your job," Sakamoto reminds you sternly. "Downplay it all you like, but other's aren't blind to that. You guard your crewmen like they're your children, you go out of your way to make little girls feel better when you think nobody's looking... and somehow Minna's ice-queen act hasn't frozen your balls off already. You just plow on. Much like she's had to do." Sakamoto sighs. "You'd have to know Minna. She's acting *nothing* like herself. She's very mature, in control... you've got her..." the Japanese witch shrugs helplessly. "All fucked up."

    You sigh, rubbing your head miserably. "I'm going to find my boys, and we're going to blow things up with big cannons until the questions stop hurting." You go to wheel away, but Sakamoto catches you and personally wheels you out of the munitions bunker.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:32 No.17812798
    Stare at her legs and imagine them wrapped around Minnas now, it is the only choice for a 20 year old male being confronted by lesbianism.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:32 No.17812799
    > "I'm going to find my boys, and we're going to blow things up with big cannons until the questions stop hurting."

    Nows wez thinkin orky.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:32 No.17812800
    >dat pic
    This is MC's head right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:32 No.17812804

    >You go to wheel away, but Sakamoto catches you and personally wheels you out of the munitions bunker.

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)02:33 No.17812809
    Contrary to popular believe nobody is fagging this thread up with 'waifus' please go be shitty /tg/ posters somewhere else!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:34 No.17812813
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    Well the Minna Social Link isn't going to hit Rank 10 and evolve her Persona on its own, so...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:34 No.17812816

    This is what waifufags really believe.
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)02:34 No.17812819
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    Bravo, planefag. Bravo.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:34 No.17812824
    >You go to wheel away, but Sakamoto catches you and personally wheels you out of the munitions bunker.

    Damn it, our aura of cool has taken a significant hit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:35 No.17812828

    It's always the vocal minorities of either side that shit up things like this.

    Still, telling people of /a/ to get the fuck out of this quest is stupid as shit, and telling waifufags to stop waifufagging a quest where one takes on the role of a "paragon of manliness" surrounded by scantily clad females is just as stupid.

    That said, I voted for "elaborate" and was for the buying of the watch. I say let the shenanigans continue until a dire crisis occurs. There will be time enough for being a badass pilot once a crisis inevitably occurs.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:35 No.17812832
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    We discussed this in a previous thread, but I'll re-word it here.

    /tg/ has a penchant for writing good stories. Good stories, the best of stories, include characterful relationships of many kinds. This includes romantic.

    What separates waifufaggotry from what is going on here is the concept that romance can -possibly- be woven into the narrative going on here. What, your pride as a pilot will degrade if you end up getting it on with your 18 year old, smoking hot CO with clearly complicated feelings for you? This pilot has given not a single fuck to the proper workings of the chain of command, shown a blatant disregard for policy (possibly even subconsciously endeavoring to break that no fraternization policy as well), and as such the whole "what are you doing she's our CO" argument is void. We're 20 years old and, right now, lately high and recently drunk, and have far too many things coursing through our system right now.

    Romance makes sense as a legitimate option, and we should stop having this devolve into accusations of waifufaggotry every time we venture towards it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:35 No.17812835
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    I was thinking more like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:35 No.17812837
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    the waifufaggot is a loathsome foe. there is no low to which he will not sink. there is no tactic from which he will cringe. any weapon at hand, he will turn against you with no regard for dignity or decency. if you try to keep your hands clean, he cannot be answered. if you hold your head upright you do naught but expose your neck to his fangs. to fight this monster we must become monsters ourselves.

    to stop the minnafags WE MUST FUCK SOMEONE ELSE
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:35 No.17812839
    No, it just means we play the wounded hero now, and let the dames fawn over us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:36 No.17812842
    It's Sakabroto's own cool overpowering ours.

    Shit, we're high on painkillers and in a wheelchair, not even the Nintendo Mullet Kid could make that cool.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:36 No.17812852

    I'm down with Erica busting our balls
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:37 No.17812856
    You kidding me? Our escapades last night had to have gotten us another medal. Distinguished Service Cross, at least. Maybe even the Medal of Honor.

    We could suddenly declare that we wished to start a quilting club, and it would decrease our badassetude none.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:37 No.17812860
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:38 No.17812862

    Hell yes.
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    Well when you put it like THAT
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    >"I'm going to find my boys, and we're going to blow things up with big cannons until the questions stop hurting."

    Now THIS is elaboration.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:38 No.17812870
    Are you implying quilting isn't cool as fuck ?
    >> underpower !yTzJaWmdXw 02/05/12(Sun)02:39 No.17812874
    Sakamoto has our number and has had it since the first time we donned emergency pants (toga). To quote the reactions of that thread, >SHE KNOWS
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:39 No.17812876
    Minna is a stupid bitch. Really. She's an idiot who shouldn't be in command, and she's a bitch.
    We don't like her. Sure, we're attracted to her, but we really don't like her, and have enough reason to avoid fucking her to actually convince ourselves to not fuck her.
    You want romance? Fine, whatever. But it sure as hell shouldn't be with Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:40 No.17812880
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    So Minna's just all bothered because we push all her buttons?

    I think we're passed the point trying to tell the waifu-fags to leave. If this dies end up with a relationship, it will most likely be with Minna. There is absolutely nothing we can do to change that, unless we burn through another chain of quest threads.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:41 No.17812887
    Fuck getting one waifu, we're going for HAREM END!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:41 No.17812892
    Well we could try convincing planefag to have MC just jump the next non-Minna witch we see.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:41 No.17812896
    Oh that Sakabroto, always looking out for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:41 No.17812897
    >a core of solid white-knighting within a thick shell of assholishness

    It's like we're playing a metaphor for this entire fucking board.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:41 No.17812899
    I think we should just slow the fuck down for a second and get into some light-hearted shenanigans. Like the kind that won't necessarily ruin our careers and/or make people hate us.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)02:41 No.17812900
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    "I understand that you're a pilot, so thinking is hard," Sakamoto says, "But don't wait to long to think about this one, okay?"

    You nod sullenly, and wave listlessly as Sakamoto leaves you.

    You wheel your way through the hangar slowly, your mind buzzing madly. Okay, sure, the smoking-hot 18 year old woman who's never wearing pants makes your hormones surge. Big deal. Is that all there is to it, thought? Sakamoto's right - you really can't justify that watch as purely an ass-kissing gift between friends (and such a nice ass t-DAMMIT.) On the other hand, you meant every word you said to Minna in the castle basement a few nights ago - death is the constant companion of the fighter pilot. That's what makes flight jackets such magical panty-peelers in the first place; but that's good for quick lays, not actual *caring.* Because, well, pilots are assholes, and they usually take great delight in it. Like you. No risks you've taken should be generating any special sympathy.

    Unless... if there IS anything to that gnome bullshit after all, then perhaps the risks aren't quite what you - NO. You clamp down on that line of thought immediately. Nothing is making sense, you can't balance any of it, so it's better not to try.

    "WHOOP WHOOOOOOOP!" somebody howls from further in the hangar. A few seconds later, a young man with tight-cropped hair and an Army Air Corps jacket comes sprinting into the corner of the hangar you've wandered into. He looks around frantically for an exit in the wall, then turns to you, looks you dead in the eye, and hisses, 'HIDE ME.'

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:42 No.17812903
    Trude still wants to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:42 No.17812904
    Purple Heart seems most likely
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)02:42 No.17812914
    No, because that's not even storytelling, that's fucking faggotry of the highest order. That's going out of your way, not weaving romance into a plot. Damn, I thought /tg/ was better than this.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)02:43 No.17812920
    >playing ATLUS games

    I'm not saying romance is a bad thing, at all. Just when it completely derails everything else in a place/way it shouldn't. I just enjoy the quest for what it is, regardless of the direction Planefag decides to take it. Its just that several of the previous threads have been severely hampered by textbook waifu stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:43 No.17812922

    We can justify all bad decisions on painkillers if he turns out to be a Martian spy.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:43 No.17812925
    Ehh, there's no point. The waifufags will just fall in love with her. At least this way we're going up the command chain.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:44 No.17812929


    >Behind my chair, citizen!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:44 No.17812933
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:44 No.17812934

    Sorry bro, at least fucking you over will keep a wounded warrior amused.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:44 No.17812941
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812942
    Hide him. It's what we'd want if the situation was reversed.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812946

    Well, I think we've generated the most interest of any of the current quest threads on this board, at least while the threads are live. So it's pretty accurate to say that the entire /tg/ cross section is active here.

    Hide him, he's airforce and not obviously british. Intercept whoever chasing him, all casual-like.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812949
    They were equally hampered by the "no character interaction that way lies waifu-faggotry" group.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812954
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    Sorry bub, but we're drunk, high, and our CO makes our weewee feel funny, of course we aren't going to be cooperative.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812956

    How could you? A fellow serviceman should expect better from a comrade in arms.

    Hide him. Besides, you can always turn around and sell his ass down the river later for your personal amusement.
    >> underpower !yTzJaWmdXw 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812957
    wheelchair only seats one, sorry
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812958

    Last thing we need is to cover for a thief, or something
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:45 No.17812959
    Hide him, it'll be worth the karma for when we need to be hid.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:46 No.17812960
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)02:46 No.17812961
    Yes, hide the sod, that flight jacket means he's one of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:46 No.17812963

    Hide that sucka!

    In an empty booze box!
    Also, we should bone Trude, not that Minna, have some class MC.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:46 No.17812970

    You giant faggots.

    > a young man with tight-cropped hair and an Army Air Corps jacket comes sprinting into the corner of the hangar...

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:47 No.17812972
    Whats the Army Air Corps? Is he like a WW2 equivalent to a blackhawk pilot
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)02:47 No.17812973
    Agreed, it got completely out of hand.

    I have faith in Planefag, though, and no matter what direction he takes it, it will be fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:47 No.17812974
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)02:47 No.17812975
    Hide that man!

    I can think of a whole ton of reasons we'd need to suddenly hide. Obviously this guy is perfectly trustworthy.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:47 No.17812979
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:47 No.17812985
    Hide him so we can say "He's over here!" with extra betrayal later if necessary.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:47 No.17812986
    Oh shit, Frenchie's got a mad-on for this poor bastard.

    Hide him until it turns out it isn't her.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17812993
    We are the Army Air Corps. THERE IS NO CHAIRFORCE!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17812994
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17812995
    You don't backstab another pilot. Point him towards the ammo shed.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17812996
    Because armies have existed longer than planes, there wasn't always an air force. So, when people first started using planes to kill each other, they were a branch of the army - the Army Air Corps.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17812997
    WE'RE Army Air Force, it's what the USAF used to be.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17813001
    Most nations didn't develop Air Forces as specific, independent branches of the military until after World War Two. The Army Air Corps is exactly what it says on the tin. It's the Army's Air Corps. Which makes him one of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17813003

    The army air corp does not /hide/. We bounce!

    You climb into that ambush point I'll get the other, when they come chasing after you we pounce and take off!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:48 No.17813005

    find out what he's doing

    rat him out if he's a dick
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:49 No.17813009
    >I'm going to find my boys, and we're going to blow things up with big cannons until the questions stop hurting
    I support this notion.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:49 No.17813014
    rolled 5 = 5

    there's ammo shed, find out why he's running from pursuers
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:49 No.17813019

    Fuck that shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:50 No.17813021
    Hide him, for now. If we can.

    If not, then stall for time and defuse the oncoming shitstorm by feeding everyone a line of bullshit so crazy their minds shut down in self-defense and they leave.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:50 No.17813026
    Sure is people who have no loyalty and would sell out their family for a mystery box in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:51 No.17813028
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    preach it brother.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:51 No.17813032
    >Hide him
    He's one of ours
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:52 No.17813042
    If we're going in a Minna direction, it's because Planefag thinks that's the logical result of our own previous decisions. And I totally agree with his conclusions. He has to write the thing so that it's somewhat consistent through the length of the story.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:53 No.17813050
    you guys are all assholes, he's probably being tormented by one of the hundreds of batshit crazy witches about. We can empathize with that.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:53 No.17813051
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    In addition to him being one of ours, he's also clearly a shit disturber after our own heart.

    Hide him, that we may make shenanigans together some day.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:53 No.17813056
    Fuck that, let's pork Trude instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:53 No.17813061
    hide the guy until e know whats up. can always rat him out later.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:54 No.17813065

    If the signal Sanya picked up was an activation signal (as planefag confirmed) and she saw other places besides the castle... spiders have been activated in a metric fuckton of locations. Including our old base.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)02:55 No.17813069
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    You feel a deep and vast sympathy for this young pilot in his flight jacket desperately trying to evade a most-likely well-deserved asskicking by hiding in the hangar. You don't know why, but there's pathos here.

    "Under that bench," you say, jerking your head back.

    The man dives under the bench with haste, and you back up the chair to it. It's a small enough workbench that your chair makes an effective shield. You're looking down, hastily adjusting your hospital gown, when the pursuer comes to a screeching halt before you.

    "WHERE IS THAT SCUM-FUCK BASTARD!?" Charlotte hisses. You look up to appreciate her heaving bosom, clearly winded by a long chase. She's wearing shorts and a grease-stained T-shirt, and a large wrench is gripped in one hand.

    "BHa!" she yips, almost dropping the wrench when you look up at her. "I- I- I thought-"

    "I am," you say seriously. "I have come from beyond the grave-"

    "-to go right back again, moron!" she cries, but she drops the wrench and gives you a big hug. "Christ, we were worried sick over you."

    "What, me?" you sputter, after extracting yourself from the mammaries. With some difficulty. You suspect Charlotte has noticed the thinness of your gown and plans to take advantage, though her happiness at your recovery is genuine enough.

    "Yeah, YOU," she says, whacking you upside the head. "Did you see some cocksucker in an Air Corps jacket and a shit-eating grin come through here?"

    "Yeah," you confirm. "Turned around and ran like hell that-a-way." You point off along the other wall.

    "He went to ground," she said. "I'll find that bastard."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:55 No.17813075
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    This makes more sense than the paragraph I wrote earlier.

    And then you go and do that.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:55 No.17813076
    We'll fuck her Wild Stallion style.

    Don't know how that works? Basically, it's like doggystyle, but in the middle of sex we grab her hair, lean down and whisper, "Oh, Chris, you're the best" into her ear. And then you just have to hold on.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:55 No.17813080
    Yup, and all of those places had a significantly larger armed presence than our current base, which fought them off no problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:55 No.17813081
    Clearly we must pork Trude while Sakabroto porks Minna. Also Charlotte is doing nude jumping jacks.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:55 No.17813082

    judging by how it went here, its all long over. they either coped or they didnt. hope paddy made it ok.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:56 No.17813083


    Well, it's *way* too late now. we've been out a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:56 No.17813085
    What's all this about people being willing to hide us if the situation was reversed?

    That's not true at all. Nobody on this base would wait half a second before selling us out for shits and giggles.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:57 No.17813094
    I try. But yeah, we're going for a Minna end hard as fuck at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:57 No.17813097
    Therefore, this other shmuck knows what he's getting into.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:58 No.17813098
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:58 No.17813104
    Yeah, but the only other two members of the army air corp are our own airmen, and they're expected to sell us out because they'll find it funny.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)02:58 No.17813107
    Which is exactly why we have to save this upstanding gentleman. If we don't do it, who will?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:59 No.17813115
    Before we let him out from under the desk, we need to get his name and what the hell he did. If it warrants it, we can sell him out at our convenience.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:59 No.17813119
    >we're going for a Minna end hard as fuck at this point

    Why with the waifu faggotry? Just... Why?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:59 No.17813121
    I'd HOPE Sakabroto wouldn't be "porking" anyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)02:59 No.17813122
    what did the kid do to ya?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:00 No.17813130
    Truly, we're the hero we deserve.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:00 No.17813132
    We're deep into autosage. Time to pull out and have one last thread on the evening?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:00 No.17813135
    But we had been going toward a much better relationship before: mutual loathing and professionalism. The scene in the cellar was fantastic precisely because it wasn't the horribly cliche tsundere bullshit that you might expect. For us now to go back on all of that and bone her is just awful.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:01 No.17813145

    +1. Even funnier because he's under our wheels. Let'im hear it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:01 No.17813154
    Of all the witches, Trude is the only one who get's any other personal time and consideration, and we've ignored her a good bit for a while.

    I like her more than Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:02 No.17813163
    Yeah, if it's a serious infraction...

    "Just kidding, he's under the bench over there. All yours."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:02 No.17813165
    "What did the fucker do, anyway?"
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)03:02 No.17813168
    >page 5
    >deep into autosage

    Nah, we're fine
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:03 No.17813173
    No. The question is why do you think the focal point of this quest is which girl to romance?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:04 No.17813186
    To be fair, right now she's far too emotionally unstable with her little sister being missing, presumed dead. Because of that slim glimmer of hope that Chris is still alive, rather than dead.
    Though, if it's been a day with no news, I'd say that Chris is most likely dead, since she was in a coma at the time.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)03:04 No.17813188
    we are here to AVIATORS and PANTS these girls
    win war single handedly comes in third
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:04 No.17813189
    Because I'm 12 and horny and yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:04 No.17813199

    minna end would be genuinely detrimental to the story. and theres no other way to stop it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:05 No.17813204
    Well, stop that. All of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:05 No.17813205
    dude heat of the moment do it
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:05 No.17813210
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    I still say we let her kick us out and go hang out with the 502nd.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:05 No.17813211
    Ask her what he's done to earn her supreme ire. We can decide his fate later.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:06 No.17813220

    'least he's honest about it. Honestly, I'm just here for the hijinks, though. The more shit we pull and the less fucks given the better.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:06 No.17813224
    >Sakamoto being the first one to mention she likes girls
    Didn't see that coming.
    I guess Eila and Sanya are obvious, though.

    You know, we should have bought Miyafuji a nudie mag. I'd have suggested it as a gag gift if I was around for that thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:06 No.17813225
    Okay. But it seems like it'd be kinda hard to naturally write out the sexual tension with Minna, and Trude is at least interested.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)03:07 No.17813234
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    If you do look at how they "board" their striker units, pants would actually be detrimental to it. I think shorts a-la Selous Scouts style would work best.

    Pic related. And before any "short shorts" nonsense, these guys were straight up dead hard soldiers.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)03:07 No.17813235
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    "So," you say casually.


    "What the hell was that about?"

    "I kind of gave her a wedgie."

    "... you are one suicidal son-of-a-bitch," you say. "And for reference, I'm the stupid fucker who took a Blackhawk into a daylight furball, as I have just been reminded."

    "Not really. I had practice," the other pilot replies, squirming out from under the bench. "Thanks for hiding me. She really would've hit me with that wrench." The man speaks with an easy southern drawl, but still scans the area for his wrench-wielding nemesis.

    "Practice?" You boggle at the man. "You go around ambushing Witches? They oughta decorate YOU!"

    He laughs. "Gotta keep myself amused somehow."

    "Delivering brass hats? What'cha fly?"

    "No, and a fighter," he replies. "I'm actually transferring into the unit, same as you."

    You blink. "You're an ace?"

    "In a day. Exclusive club, eh?"

    You raise your hands to help illustrate your pending description of the living hell of insanity and underwear he is about to enter... and close your mouth, giving it up as a bad job. "So, who'd you piss off?"

    "This assignment is an honor!"

    "Right, so who'd you piss off?"

    "Threw a handful of .50 caliber shells into somebody else's heating stove," he says immediately. "After I blew down half the tents beating up the airfield."

    "That'd do it," you admit. "Listen, word of advice, watch out for Charlotte. She likes to, uh, play with guys."

    He snickers. "Think I'm safe, buddy. She's my sister."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:07 No.17813239
    Yes, but you seem to assume the boning is the end of the process. The true end result, though, is a fuckawesome, aviator-wearing battle couple that mows down waves of alien sons of bitches.

    Kinda beats simple mutual loathing if you ask me. It's a higher level of badass.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:08 No.17813243
    Dude, despite how much you might know about the 502nd, most of the posters here have no clue. It makes no sense for the story to leave Castle Barin and the 501st at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:08 No.17813247
    First, I think Mio switch-hits.

    Second, I'm pretty sure she called dibs on doing the "corrupt a minor" thing with Yoshika before the quest even started.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:08 No.17813248
    speaking of trude we should probably talk to here since she thinks her sisters dead and now thinks we're dead too. you know even just as friends/comeades in arms we shouldnt leave her hanging with that shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:09 No.17813254
    >Exposed legs

    Crazy fucks are just asking to be bitten by a snake while they're distracted by how fucking itchy their face is.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:09 No.17813257
    >She's my sister
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:09 No.17813258
    >You know, we should have bought Miyafuji a nudie mag.
    That would have resulted in Sakamoto's sword being firmly logged in our anus.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:09 No.17813260
    That'd explain the practice.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:09 No.17813261
    502nd is the one the original LN was about right ?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:09 No.17813264
    >The real Yeager

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    >she's my sister

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813268
    What you describe is so fucking boring I'm having trouble staying awake to type this. It's just fucking stupid.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813269
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    >"Think I'm safe, buddy. She's my sister."

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813270

    I think we've found our new wingman.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813271
    ... It is with some small bit of introspection... but why is it always, and I do mean /always/ the second thread, where the Stupid really starts showing up?

    I can't have been the only one to notice...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813273


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813275

    Ruh roh

    Now you better put Aurora in too
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813276


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813280
    This, don't leave her hangin.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813283
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)03:10 No.17813284
    Must not have been too much of an issue, take a look at their effectiveness. Also not really desert, more savannah.

    "Threw a handful of .50 caliber shells into somebody else's heating stove," he says immediately. "After I blew down half the tents beating up the airfield."

    "That'd do it," you admit. "Listen, word of advice, watch out for Charlotte. She likes to, uh, play with guys."

    He snickers. "Think I'm safe, buddy. She's my sister."

    Is this actually Chuck? Please let it be Chuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:11 No.17813286
    or they could just wear pants and spend the 15 odd seconds it takes to remove them
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:11 No.17813287
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    >He snickers. "Think I'm safe, buddy. She's my sister."
    Right, we need to fuck Charlotte now.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:11 No.17813290
    Hey, maybe we can finally get a wingman crazy enough for our insanely stupid and horribly suicidal yet somehow successful daylight dogfights in a night-fighter not designed for it!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:11 No.17813291
    >She's my sister


    ...little bastard's name is Chuck, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:11 No.17813293
    You poor bastard. You poor, glorious bastard.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:11 No.17813294
    >Threw a handful of .50 caliber shells into somebody else's heating stove
    We are going to be friends SO HARD
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:11 No.17813300
    Nah, 502nd are from the twitter story. Basically 3 of them are a bunch of bumblefucks who trash a striker almost every scrambled. One of whom is basically a genderswapped version of our gentlemanly main character here.

    Here's the story if anyone's interested http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/502nd_Twitter_Story_Translation
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:12 No.17813306
    This. So very this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:12 No.17813312
    You think that makes you safe? Not with what I've seen, buddy.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/05/12(Sun)03:12 No.17813314

    "Your sister totally tried to accost me in the bath once. Maybe you should have a talk with her about that"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:12 No.17813319
    Probably, but the look on Yoshika's face woudl be worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:13 No.17813320
    If this is the honest to god Chuck Yeager, then he'd be flying a P-51.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:13 No.17813321
    I think we just found our new best friend.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)03:13 No.17813322
    As much as I love the p-38, it being my favorite plane ever, the real Chuck was a P-51 ace.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:13 No.17813323
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    >"Think I'm safe, buddy. She's my sister."
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)03:13 No.17813326
    so are you also a gnope gnope gnope
    how about them yankees?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:14 No.17813333
    Fuck that. Mossie is the only way to go if he's paired with our Black Widow.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)03:14 No.17813337
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    Strike Witches will resume TUESDAY, 6-7 PM. BE THERE OR BE OCTAGONAL. Nobody wants that.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:14 No.17813338

    This calls for a celebration!

    Why? Because it just does and we're losing that morphene feeling!

    Lets get our new buddy to wheel us to some booze and let it rip!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:14 No.17813341

    Yeager primarily flew P-51s, hence Charlotte having P-51 leg thingers.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:15 No.17813351
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    Well. I ain't no octazoid, that's for sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:15 No.17813359
    >confirming its Chuck

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:16 No.17813363
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)03:16 No.17813369

    >get out of class at 6

    I'll be right on time!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)03:16 No.17813373
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    >Is this actually Chuck? Please let it be Chuck.

    You're goddamn right it's Chuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:16 No.17813375

    Not as many as a B-52 could, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:16 No.17813376
    Hey guys, I just realized.

    What's Chuck's gnome power gonna be?
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)03:17 No.17813380
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    God dammit. I get back and the thread is over!

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:17 No.17813381

    Yes, planefag. You are 178 times 1337.

    See you Toosday
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:17 No.17813390
    Well, Shirley's witch power is GOTTA GO FAST so I imagine it would be similar, but more subtle.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:18 No.17813394
    Who says Chuck's a gnome?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:20 No.17813409
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    Hmmm nope, no tears from me this time.

    Fuck yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:20 No.17813410
    He doesn't have to be one, but it is a possibility.
    Ace in a day, related to a Witch etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:20 No.17813413
    Nobody. We will never mention gnomes. NEVER!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:20 No.17813416
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    'night folks.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:21 No.17813424
    >People freaking out over Minna
    >Minna who
    I see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:23 No.17813437


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:24 No.17813447

    sanyas real life double is a woman though.

    oh god what.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:24 No.17813454
    I both hate and love you Planefag. Well done.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:24 No.17813459
    >one point of data
    >clearly applies universally
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)03:24 No.17813461
    Shit fuck. That's not good!

    Chuck's an awesome guy but he never had a ton of kills. But if the male counterparts of all the witches start showing up: Erich Hartmann is totally going to steal our thunder.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:25 No.17813474
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/05/12(Sun)03:25 No.17813476
    And our hat
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:27 No.17813490
    And Rommel's lighter.

    He will steal all the artifacts and he will be artifact NTR us right under our nose.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:34 No.17813541
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    Calling it now, Chuck will do something that'll make our MC EXTREMELY jealous of him.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)03:42 No.17813618
    >Yeager possessed outstanding eyesight (rated as 20/10, once enabling him to shoot a deer at 600 yards (550 m)[7]), flying skills, and combat leadership; he distinguished himself by becoming the first pilot in his group to make "ace in a day:" he shot down five enemy aircraft in one mission, finishing the war with 11.5 official victories, including one of the first air-to-air victories over a jet fighter (a German Messerschmitt Me 262). Two of his "ace in a day" kills were scored without firing a single shot; he flew into firing position against a Messerschmitt Bf 109 and the pilot of the aircraft panicked, breaking to starboard and colliding with his wingman; Yeager later reported both pilots bailed out. Another victory that was not officially counted for him came during the period before his combat status was reinstated: during a training flight in his P-51 over the North Sea, he happened on a German Junkers Ju 88 heavy fighter attacking a downed Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress crew. Yeager's quick thinking and reflexes saved the B-17 crew, but because he was not yet cleared for flying combat again, his gun camera film and credit for the kill were given to his wingman, Eddie Simpson. (Yeager later mistakenly recalled that the credit had given Simpson his fifth kill.)

    Yeah I think we're gonna get along really well.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)06:18 No.17814603
    He'll NTR us with Minna.

    Oh, the fucking rage that will bring.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)08:17 No.17815005
    Shit, maybe they're bringing him in BECAUSE Minna was kicking us out.

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