Well played, Sir.

>>17811554
go proceed to kick minna's ass to the moon, let her.

shes once again being a bitch and fuck her shit.

Disregard haters, Acquire Sakabroto.

Use Sakabroto to find out wtf is going on.

>>17811554
>>wat do?

Confirm pants status.

>>17811554
GO find minna and get to tell you WHAT THE HELL IS SHE IS DOING.

>>17811554
>WAT DO

Continue murderous rampage to set shit straight, I'd imagine.

Find Sakabroto and have her explain whiskey tango the foxtrot is going on before our career goes tango uniform in a delta.

Stage one: Acquire crew, Sakabroto and possibly Charlotte.
Stage two: CONFRONT
Stage three: Think.
Stage four: ...
Stage five: PROFIT

>>17811554
To her office!

If she's run off to her damn tower and we have to climb stairs I'm gonna be so mad!

>>17811554
we pull a Han Solo on minia

SO LONG PRINCESS

>>17811554

Are we wearing anything? This is important.

>>17811554

TO THE OFFICE OF OUR CO. RAMMING SPEEEEED!

(Also, nice transition. Har har.)

You magnificent bastard.

[x] find Minna, stare her dead in the eyes. Say nothing until she does.

set wheelchair to maximum overdrive


we will eat her discharge paperwork

>>17811592
We're in a hospital. There aren't going to be any pants, except the ones the doctors are wearing.

Why the hell do we even care? Oh wait. The 501st is our old unit, isn't it?

>>17811595
Yeah, you lost me on that last one.

>>17811554
Find Minna, demand to know why the fuck she thinks she should torpedo our career, and possibly prevent us from flying ever again.

find crew, assume battle formation.

>>17811554
Is it just the MC getting ejected, or the entire crew?

Tell bros about this first. Ask around. After an hour of sleuthing confront the cold-hearted bitch about this.

>WAT DO

Run over anything that gets in our way with the wheelchair.

>>17811601

Hahaha. fucking this.

>>17811554

Well we can bitch and scream, but we should take our concerns straight to the top, we can't roll around all day with these wounds. Lets go hit up Sakamoto and get some answers out of her.

Sakamoto first for explanations, then we tear ass to Minna and give her what for.

>You kiss her on the cheek, tousle her hair, and tell her kindly, "Miyafuji, you want to get the hell out of my way."

>>17811554
Find Sakamoto, get some answers, then confront Minna in her office.

>>17811599
Gonna have some serious difficulties with stage three, chief.

>>17811618
Tits-up in a ditch?

Y'now, I'd just like to say that if we get transferred into the 502nd, I'd be totally cool with that. We could form a unstoppable trolling team with Krupinski.

CONFRONT. CONFRONT. CONFRONT.

She's doing the same shit she did after the first Martian raid - not wanting to see men get hurt, especially when her feelings are involved. And shit, she DOES have feelings about us, that much is obvious - not that I believe she's RABU RABU about us, but there are things you don't do together without developing something for each other and killing Martians up close is one of them.

Fuck her shit. We do NOT need to be coddled. No pilot needs to.

>>17811554
>a badly wounded ego

But that's the most important part of a pilot, even more than the womanizing and alcoholism! We need to get that seen to right away!

>>17811618
Tits up in a dive.

>>17811554
FIND THE MINNA
COMMENCE OPERATION: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
Step 1: Calmly and logically explain that she should stop projecting her personal issues onto others in her squadron
Step 2: Ask her what it would look like to kick out the guys who just saved everyone's lives
Step 3: Point out that we haven't even been properly deployed yet
Step 4: Rage at Rommel when he says her request was already turned down for exactly those reasons.

>>17811601
This, don't bitch about it.

FUCK.
SHIT.
PISS.
COCKS.
NOBODY EJECTS US FROM OUR STATION.
ESPECIALLY NOT A SMALLTIME.
FUCK HER.

I see two ways to handle this.
one: go along with it, perfectly unphased and happy to follow orders. something like this
>>17811601

two: ignore it, and assume/pretend that she's not serious, trying to get a rise out of us, or simply doesn't have the authority (after all, she's not the one who put us here in the first place).

>>17811660
Holy shit. Those guys are awesome. Why aren't we partying with them RIGHT NOW?

without pouting, without whining, without glaring or throwing a fit, find minna and FIND OUT WHY.

once we know, then we can (over)react accordingly

>>17811672
this.

WE"VE SAVED THE FUCKING DAY, LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING DAY SINCE WE GOT HERE, AND YOUR THROWING US OUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE CENTIPEDES IN YOUR VAGINA? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

>>17811689
We've only been here 2-3 days.

>>17811660
>daisy dukes

The 501st could take some fashion tips from them. Or start wearing sarongs.

>>17811647
We need to prove we are capable of anything. Even *that*.

Just when you think Minna can't let her personal feelings get in the way of her duties as an officer she goes and pulls some shit like this.

>>17811698
And we fought off martians for all of them.

>>17811698

and weves saved their asses on all three of em too. thats sorta the point i was making bud.

>>17811698
Doesn't make it any less true.

Wait... we are giving way too many fucks about this.

The important thing here is to find out whether we keep our Black Beauty.

Confront her after gathering up the guys and some gals.

The 50st is where we are at our most badass. Kicking us out would be like giving us a badass-ectomy. This is unacceptable.

Acquire Sakabroto. Acquire information. Confront Minna with our gnomish badassery.

>>17811721
No, the important part is that pilots who are ejected from their squadrons end up grounded.

>>17811660
I see they have a bunny girl too,

and pants-ish.

I'm ok with this

>>17811601
this or this:
>>17811672

If the latter, bring the watch along; that seems to be what triggered this, so we should take the opportunity to harp on it a bit.

>>17811721
the only reason why we are giving a fuck is this is for our ego man.

our ego is the 1 thing any figher pilot EVER gives a fuck about.

>>17811698
It's been one hell of a weekend.

Sakamoto.

Among the pantsless, she is the single sane one that isn't also looking to rape you in the shower. You think. She's the one that can answer this for you.

You tear down the hallway in your new wheelchair, rage about to bubble out of your ears. The only thing of yours in the room was the watch, still in the box, so you stuff it in the little caddy on the back of the chair before you take off. You go careening out of the hospital ward, down the gently-curving dormitory wing, filled with mid-morning light pouring in the eastern-facing windows, and towards the front of the castle.

Your headlong charge stops when you reach the grand staircase. The long, gorgeous carpeted staircase is a formidable obstacle for a man on wheels...

... and then you see Minna. She's standing at the base of the staircase, in full uniform, standing at attention and addressing two men in high-ranking outfits.

You're high, you realize. Later, you'll realize you were high on morphine, but right now all you know is, you're high, and some UPPITY BITCH OF A WITCH is far, far below you, and totally unawares.

There can be only one outcome.

THE BOUNCE.

>>17811731
this isn't a proper squadron, and the regular army doesn't like witches

>>17811731
Well shit. Kill her.

>>17811682
Because they're to busy rocking St. Petersburg. And by rocking I mean breaking more military equipment in a day than we have this entire quest.

>>17811740
My body was not ready

>SO LONG, PRINCESS

"But you promised! You promised the next time I screwed up you'd fire me!"

>>17811740
Oh god yes!

>>17811740
welp, we just got fired.

>>17811740

>>17811740
Ohboyherewego

>>17811740

of fffuuck here we go.

>>17811741
That may help, but do you really want to take the risk?

>>17811740
BOUNCE OFFICERS
>advicepilot.jpg
ACQUIRE BROS

>>17811740
>full uniform

Including a skirt (or pants, whichever a dress uniform would be for a Witch)? Shit just got serious.

>>17811740
Does full uniform include pants? If we do stick around we really need to get on that. There's no good reason for them not wearing pants.

>>17811740
Ah fuck... This is either going to incredibly badly or incredibly well...

>>17811740
HERE IT COMES!

>>17811740
Oh my god.

>>17811672
Calm, consistent logic: the best way to counteract those soft, gooey human emotions.

Hear her reasoning (or lack therof), and explain to her why she's wrong, and why she's going to hand that paperwork to us so that we can tear it up into tiny little bits and eat it.

>>17811740
IT'S TIME.

>>17811740
HERE WE GO!
DIVE DIVE DIVE!

>>17811740

>>17811785

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>17811740
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!

>niofor peace
THERE CAN BE NO PEACE ONLY BOUNCING!

Also can someone explain to me the squid thing in maidquest, I never followed it.

>>17811785
NOPE SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW HARD I'M BOUNCING

>>17811785
Or bouncing. Bouncing works too.

>>17811740

Damn the consequences!

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

...blame it on the morphine later.

Talk to me, Goose.

Bouncing. Bouncing never changes.

>THE BOUNCE

>>17811785

>>17811740
This won't end well...

>>17811817

...And one Admiral's daughter!

>>17811740

ATTACK FROM THE SKIES, BROTHERS!

whats bouncing and why is everyon getting so excitted?

>>17811772
Fishnet stockings would probably solve the skin contact issue and dear God why am I actually thinking seriously about this?

let's try that again
and for all the haters? tigga, please

>>17811740
I hope like hell we're naked again.

Cause nothing says you've been bounced like a naked man speeding by in a wheelchair.

THE BOUNCE.

WHILE GIVING A SIOUX WAR-WHOOP.

THE BOUNCE OF THE MOTHER FUCKING AGES.

>>17811740

Tilting the chair as far back as it will go, and taking a firm grip on the brakes, you launch yourself down the stairs. It bounces and bucks like a fucking wild mustang, but you hang on as tight as possible, riding the jounces and jolts like a pro as you careen down the staircase at high speed. You're about halfway down when the folks below notice you and look up. The generals seem bemused, but Minna just stares at you in utter astonishment.

Jouncebouncing down the last few steps, you stick the landing, roll over to Minna, glare daggers and dirks at her, and thrust your finger up at her face.

"You. Are. Smalltime."

"Ah-" she says, taken aback for a second. She clears her throat. "And you, pilot, are not an ace, and thus don't meet the minimum standards for inclusion in-"

"Crew kills count for all," you interrupt her. "Gunners, radar operators, pilots all share credit for the kill."

You spin the chair around swiftly to one of the brass hats, who turns out to be Patton. "Isn't that right, sir?"

Patton, who doesn't know jack-fucking-shit about Air Force scoring rules, nods. "Damn straight."

You spin the chair back. "Oh, and even if you leaned on Perrine to disremember to confirm my rocket-bomb kill from yesterday, Ian and I make two witnesses, and Fighter Command had nobody else who could've claimed that wreckage, so nyah nyah, sweetheart."

>>17811849
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17563929/

>>17811807
We threw our trap, tsundere first maid at a squid that was trying to eat us. He/She then sold her love for us to a demon (who was another one of our maids) so that he/she would forget about wanting to be a girl.

>>17811853

Around half wear pantsu and around half where pantyhoses along or have swimsuits on. Still not sure if Erica wears them at all usually

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

Track two from the album "Music for Bouncing".

NYAH NYAH~

>>17811868
what a dumb cunt.

she really is all kinds of disappoint today, isn't she....

>>17811868
>Patton, who doesn't know jack-fucking-shit about Air Force scoring rules, nods. "Damn straight."

I'm sure he said that because he's afraid of what we would be capable of if we ever found a way off the island.

What is our killcount anyway?

Someone explain to me what this is killscore thing is about

>>17811868
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
DEY HATIN'

>>17811868
Bossed it.
The first domino falls, and now the ball is in Minna's court.
Check.

>>17811868
Now that that's dealt with, salute then tear off like a bat out of hell, you've got wheel chair stunts to perform while terrifying the rest of the base.

>>17811907
were at 6 currantly i believe.

2 of them were on foot, 4 in the air.

>>17811868

thats beautiful.

>>17811868
Not even including all the fucking brass jostling around in there, we have half of Minna's command in our pocket including all the ground crews.

How the hell did she even come to the conclusion that this was a good idea?

>>17811868
>Patton, who doesn't know jack-fucking-shit about Air Force scoring rules, nods. "Damn straight."
Goddam Patton, stop being so awesome.

>>17811868

By now he's got so many medals, hell he should have a freaking Medal of Honor two times over, Minna is fucking terrible as a CO (but that's the fucking air forces for you, the Airforces are fucking shitty and she nearly tried to buddyfuck you. Fuck that. We have earned a damn spot here. (also that excuse about not being an ace is bullshit, since Lynette nor Miyafuji are aces, and I don't even think Sanya is an ace unless there is side material)

>>17811868
Is it wrong that I imagine us saying nyah like a 1930's gangster.

"nyah, see, we're gunna run um out of town, see"

>>17811868
And now we're getting back to the roots of the quest. The bounce. Where it all started.

>>17811922

At least 6 in the air (ace-in-a-day and the rocket sled, remember?)

At least 2 alium infantry on the ground, possibly more

>>17811912
Other threads: Read them.

>>17811807

We were on a NICE BOAT and were attacked by a talking squid. Took one of our maids, ended up having a drinking contest with it to get our maid back. I believe. it's been a while.

>>17811930

it was a requirement for the standard-aircraft liaisons not witches.

>>17811930
Lynnette and Miyafuji are Witches so it doesn't count. But get this: Minna is coming up with any excuse to kick us out because SHE FEARS THAT WE'RE GONNA GET HURT SAVING HER. This shit needs to end post-haste.

>>17811930
Car full there, bubblehead. There's some AF here now.

>>17811950
Not THAT squid, you fool. Her fiance!

give patton the watch, i bet hed fuck us. hell, hed even respect us in the morning.

>>17811960
Hadn't even thought of that.

>>17811960
Did we already have that chat/shouty time with her?

>>17811868

Minna's mouth opens, then closes. You've no doubt she's got other ways to come at you, but her best bet just vanished, and you both know it.

"Commander Wilcke, am I dismissed?"

She nods curtly, sharply, and you snap off a perfect salute in your hospital gown. Spinning the chair smartly, you go tearing off across the big lobby.

"THAT DAAARING YOUNG MAN, ON HIS FLLLYYING TRAAAP-EEZE~" you sing as you exunt stage right, pursued by a glare.

You catch up to Sakamoto in the hangar, which you notice is crowded as hell. Engineers are bustling around like mad, although all of them stop to give you an odd look. One even gives you a beer. which causes you trouble until you empty enough of it to hold the bottle neck between your teeth, while pushing the wheels with your hands. Sakamoto is in conversation with two male officers you don't recognize, and you wait politely for ten minutes, slugging down the beer to balance the waning morphine until she can see you.

"How are you?"

"I just bounced Minna from twelve o'clock high and shot her fucking tail off," you announce.

"So, average, then."

"Just another Monday," you agree.

>>17811912
5 confirmed kills = Ace.
Non-witches must be Aces to be allowed in 501st. Apparently. This is the first I've heard of it.

>>17811985
Now THAT'S more like it.

Bro-itude and nonfuckgiving, not assholishness and tsundereanisms.

>>17811971
>>17811971
>>17811971
>>17811971
>>17811971
>>17811971

YES. WHILE LOOKING MINNA DEAD IN THE EYES. "UMAD?"

where's the first strike witches quest thread? the original? that isn't at suptg?

>>17811985
SWAG.

>>17811879
neo_woah.jpg

>>17811998
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17545010/

Enjoy.

>>17811968

Uh-oh....we've got squids and the chairforce here....

All we need is the army here and that'll give us the trifecta of inflated-ego fobbits

>>17811987
>Non-witches must be Aces to be allowed in 501st
That was actually mentioned in the second and third threads.
From eavesdropping on the call between Minna and Luke, and from talking with Sakamoto.

>"THAT DAAARING YOUNG MAN, ON HIS FLLLYYING TRAAAP-EEZE~" you sing as you exunt stage right, pursued by a glare.

AND SO THE LORD SPOKE, "THE PILOT SHALL GIVETH NO FUCKS"

>>17811985
So, since you seem to have your ear on the ground, what's been happening while I was out?

>>17811987
we found out from sakamoto when she drank with us and told us the meatshields story.

Ok out with it. What the hell is her problem?

>>17811912
Pilots get tallies based on how many kills the get. 5 make you an ace, kind of a big deal. Most pilots never get any, they just get shot down.

we have about 6.
erica has about 250
real life Erich Hartmann had 352

>>17811985
>"So, average, then."
>"Just another Monday," you agree.

I can't breathe.

>>17812007
>Army Air Corps

>>17812006
I DECLARE YOU FRIEND. HAVE COOKIEmonster.

>>17811987
For maximum trolling potential, we should see about requesting that the Russkies send us one of their female aces.

>>17812011
Huh. I must have missed it. Makes sense though, BEST OF THE BEST etc.
>>17811985
>Sakabroto
She needs a monocle to go with that eyepatch. And a tophat, cane, and glass of scotch.

>>17812024

And the real Hartmann started waaay late in the war, too, which makes his killcount even more balls-out insane.

>>17811985
Ask about the other officers. Always good to have tabs on who's around that could give us trouble.

>>17811987

For the Joint forces program they are considering. Right now we're just a liaison but that doesn't mean they have to let us fly.

>>17812024

She got us running with the NGAF category too at that.

>>17812037
This one is better.

>>17812049
My understanding is that it's a selection criterion for the special liaison role to the 501st that we got stuck with thanks to Luke. It's not just the general admission price, so to speak.

>>17811985
Isn't beer and morphine highly lethal?
Fuck it. We're a gnome, we'll probably be fine.

>>17812049

Found it.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17579028/#17580528

>>17812059

Note, you fail at Strike Witches if you can't identify each of these accurately.

>>17812074
wait, when the shit did we become a gnome?

>>17812046
Most likely deployed elsewhere.

Also, while we have Sakabroto's attention, we may want to let her know that Minna just tried to drop us from the 501st. If we were trying to get her to get off our backs, we clearly need a new approach. At first she wanted to kill us, but now apparently we're "too close" or some bullshit like that.

>>17811985

"Sakamoto... I need to know what the hell is going on with Minna," you admit. "I thought we were getting over the whole... whatever, and then this. You really need to tell me."

"... somewhere private," Sakamoto says, seizing your wheelchair by the handles. With long, quick strides she wheels you out of the hangar and into the munitions bunker a little distance away. Sitting on a stack of ammo cans labeled "Ammo, Boys, .55 caliber," she faces you.

"So, does this have anything to do with you and her being locked in a closet, with half the base listening?"

You shake your head. "That was a complete accident, there was nothing to it." Besides Minna's sex appeal overwhelming your cool, give-no-fucks pilot personality in two seconds flat, that is, but there's no torture on earth that'd draw THAT out of you. "It was last night, when she thought I was dead."

"She what." Sakamoto blinks. "What happened?"

You tell her.

>>17812054
Started in late 42, but he got most of his kills in 44.

>>17812083
>implying I'd watch the anime
the series is crap, dude. only reason this is funny is because we're subverting the magical sparkle girls schtick.

>
Also, while we have Sakabroto's attention, we may want to let her know that Minna just tried to drop us from the 501st. If we were trying to get her to get off our backs, we clearly need a new approach. At first she wanted to kill us, but now apparently we're "too close" or some bullshit like that.
We need to mention that, or, at least the part about her wanting to give us the boot.

>>17812083
I'm quite glad I can barely figure out half. If I was able to do it I would have to rethink my life.

>>17812091
And now the waiting begins.

>>17812084
About six threads back with the watchmaker.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17726192/

>>17812109
its bad when even /a/ agrees with this idea more or less.

>>17812054
>>17812094
To be fair though the majority of his kills were against the Russian air force, which isn't exactly known for their quality planes and pilots.

>>17812109
It's enjoyable. It's retarded beyond all belief, but if you like WW2 and airplanes and lolis, it's fun.

>>17812083
Left to right: Miyafuji, Sakamoto (should be grey but whatever), Lynette, Barkhorn, Erica, Minna, Eila, Sanya, Perrine, Luchinni, Shirley.

Smalltime.

>>17812083
Did it in 5 seconds flat.

>>17812119
Still say we should be called a gremlin, not a gnome. It's more period-appropriate.

>>17812131
If you can get past the retardedly over the top fanservice and handwaving that accompanies it. It could be a decent series if they'd just make them normal pilots - even magical ones; just put them in pants and planes, dammit.

>>17812126
Hartmann even noted that most of them had to paint on their gunsights.

Although partly his kill count was due to his fighting technique: close in close from 12 and high, draw bead, fire. None of that messy deflection shooting bullshit. He estimated that most pilots he shot down never knew he was there.

>>17812137
Sakamoto is not grey. She's wearing the same thing as Miyafuji except with the coat instead of the sailor shirt.

>>17812091

"This is very problematic," Sakamoto says darkly.

"Whu?"

"You see..." she sighs. "Minna's boyfriend was killed during the evacuation at Dunkirk. He enlisted in the Wehrmacht. He was manning a machine-gun nest at the end of a runway, and held his position till over-run. They never recovered his body."

You blink. The rumors of what Martians do with the captured - or even the bodies of the captured - are horrific, and some of them are probably true. "Were they-"

"Talking about marriage," Sakamoto says. "More or less seriously. They met in a music school, and had been together for a few years at that point."

"Oh," you say softly. "I... I didn't-"

"And," Sakamoto interrupts you, "when Minna received his barracks bag, which was on the transport he should've been on... it had a present in it, addressed to her."

You execute the best face-palm that the ancient walls of Castle Barin have ever seen.

"Fuck me sideways with a rabid badger."

>>17812152
The reason its "Gnome" is because of the story the watchmaker "Conrad" told us.
>"He say to me "Conrad, you are a gnome!" and then I punched him in the face."

>>17812153
Eh, it a "If you can enjoy it, you're probably socially retarded" kinda thing, but I didn't give two shit about the fanservice, and I fuckin love WW2, but yeah, definitely not for everyone.

>>17812167
SEE

SHE FEARS WE'LL TURN INTO DEAD BOYFRIENDO MARK II

>>17812167
"This is going to put a damper on our working relationship, isn't it."

>>17812167

D'hohohohoho! Well played, Planefag. My affection for you grows every session.

Also, "I. Am. An. Idiot."

>>17812119
thanks.

i'm amused that gnome in this game means basically the same as a wizard.

>>17812169

We have yet to punch anybody in the face, over the gnome issue, however.

BUT WHEN OUR TIME COMES

>>17812067
cookie monster eats cookies
oscar the grouch smokes cigars

Okay. Now that we know we can stop all interactions with her. Just be 100% professional and evade her whenever possible.

Hmm.

So we avoid her for a while longer and heal up.

Also inquire about the status of Sean.

>>17812167
+1 vote for never mentioning the watch again

Can we start waifu fagging Trude instead ?

>>17812167
>it had a present in it, addressed to her
Ten bucks it was a ring.
Welp, There's only one solution to this problem, and that is:
Go back to Minna with Erica in our lap, arms around our neck, nibbling on our ear.
Because she, out of all the Witches, acts most like a Pilot.

>>17812167
Accepting that she has problems, it still doesn't seem like something that an officer like her should let get in the way of running the base. Trying to get rid of us is simply her admitting that she can't handle it, which someone in her position can't afford to do.

>>17812200
we ain't done shit but be a decent fucking guy, like, two or three times. her problem if she can't deal with occasionally decent people

We'll have to avoid this whole boyfriend nonsense, mainly by being someone elses, I vote for Sakamoto to be our sexy time bro.

This makes perfect 100% sense!

>>17812167

wait, why is MC feeling bad about this situation?

THE BITCH WENT THROUGH OUR SHIT

THIS IS ALL HER FAULT

>>17812223
It was a dress.

>>17812223

In the Show, it was a really pretty dress.

>>17812167

"So. It's not just the whole guilt-for-getting-good-men-killed thing-"

"Not that you're a good man or anything-"

"Indeed. This is, uh, very personal."

Sakamoto nods.

"So that's the reason for the fraternization ban?"

She nods again.

You sigh, and clutch at your head miserably. "So my peace offering is misconstrued as a come-on, and she clams up. Lovely."

Sakamoto snorts. "Who are you kidding? It IS a come-on."

>Affirm
>Deny
>Retry
>Abort

>>17812223
What about Shirley? She actually is a pilot, a real one.

>>17812167
This is not a suprise, but man, its a good thing Sakamoto's boyfriend is safe in Fuso, or all the leadership would have mental issues.

We will have to eventually tell her, we are FRIENDS and we won't die on her, because we have brought up feelings that she had and is now projecting onto us. PTSD is FUN FUN FUN for the whole base and command structure!

>>17812226
Sakabroto is hooking up with Sean. Bros don't steal from bros, man.

>>17812235
>ignore

>>17812235
CRAZY IVAN

>>17812235
DENY
DENY
DENY

>>17812169
I know. I'm saying that we should call ourselves a gremlin instead, because it sounds a tiny bit less stupid. Fuck what the old guy told us; he probably only calls himself a gnome because 20 bazillion generations of magical douchebags have called themselves gnomes, and we Americans give zero fucks about ancient traditions.

>>17812167
wellshit.jpg

She either deals with it or it'll kill her.

>>17812235
>Retry

maybe, idk?

>>17812235

deny

"And here I thought you were the intelligent, sane one."

>>17812235

Deny! Peace offering!

If we're going datingsim it will most definitely be Trude or Shirley, dammit!

>>17812235
Well, shit. Caught is caught. Are we caught?

Quick, build a consensus. If we're caught, come clean. It's Sakabroto.

>>17812235
No, we'd aim higher if we were gonna hit on a witch.

>>17812235
"Believe it or not, it isn't. I'd rather not be sleeping with someone i'm flying with. Relationship issues are a nightmare, as we've seen just now."

>>17812235

>abort

WHOA, there, missy! You girls have got me figured all sorts of wrong.

Rather than waifufagging, how about just building up respect along love-hate among others and pal around with certain witches of like minds (Charlotte, Sakamoto, Erica, etc.)

I kinda wanna see some more cameos Jack Churchill. I bet that he is a dwarf or some shit.

i would say if we do mention gnomes now would be the best time to do so. Might help Minna if she knew that we are practically invincible against any technology.

On the other hand i am all for never saying anything ever.

>>17812243

Fate is a cruel mistress.

Also totally not a come on, all we had to do was listen to some shitty stories for that, Trudes gift was way more difficult to get.

>>17812235
CRAZY IV-Deny/ignore

>>17812235
"Well if that's how it is, we got a gift for you too."

Give pants and glasses.

>>17812262
>>17812236
NO SHIRLEY

She knows far too much already.

Finally fucking home from D&D.

Actually did some writing while I was bored in class Thursday on this subject. If nobody opposes I could probably copy paste it in between planefag posts.

>>17812235

COUNTER-ATTACK!
"I'm trying to buy presents. I bought a present for everyone based on what they asked for to not show bias. If I was coming onto her I'd actually have some military bearing, and follow proper protcal, rather than acting like a cocky pilot!" or something to that effect.

>>17812235
Fortunately, we really didn't mean it as a come on in this case. Is there sexual tension? Yes. Were we looking to resolve that? No.

Ignore/Confirm

>>17812235
DENY.

"If it was a come-on, I'd have gotten something with silk."

>>17812235
>Deny
We like her more than anybody else, but we will tell no one of this.

>>17812235

clearly this witch doesn't put germans and quality german engineering together like fat kids and cake.

she must be the craziest one on base!

>>17812235
Wut. It's just a fucking watch. Charlotte's tools and smokes weren't a come on, Sakamoto's nice booze wasn't a come on, Miyafuji's fish wasn't a come on. I swear to god, you make one thoughtful gesture to a woman and it's all, "HE WANTS ME".

Deny with >>17812260

This may be construed as totally tsun-tsun, or straight up "woah there buddy, this was just a damn gift. Everyone gets gifts."

>>17812258
Lending my vote to this idea.
>Retry and Redo.
Approach it from a slightly different tack, maybe?

>>17812277
Actually, this. Properly dodged.

>>17812235

If I was going to come-on to a witch, i'd pick one who didn't give the impression of hating my guts.

>>17812291
huehuehue

Implying we are coming on to perrine

>>17812291

ahahahaha FUCK YES

obfuscate!

>>17812235
>Retry

I have no idea what this is supposed to do, so I'll go with this.

>>17812269
This, and add that you wanted to get on her side in particular because she is your CO.

>>17812235

>I shoulda been a bit more subtle about my approach. Guy can't be headstrong without being called out for mating calls.

>>17812235
A come on, to the woman who tried to deny me landing when my plane was on fire, My new CO who has the power to ground me or keep me flying on a whim, a person who I'm fairly certain was going to stab me at one point in time.

No, I'm trying to make amends and avoid one of several forms of execution.

>>17812235
I vote for "fatal system error, execute hard reboot".

Attraction and terror conflict to short out our processors, and since we're a fighter jock those were never very good processors anyway.

>>17812272

Knowing this universe she's a tank witch on the front lines cleaving shit with a sword, or if he is a guy he is cleaving shit alongside witches.

>>17812284

Deploy!

So, while we have Sakamoto here. Why does she wear IJN dress whites while Yoshika wears a little school girl sailor uniform?

>>17812296
This is the problem with the whole fraternization ban. It retards the witches' social development at a very impressionable age. shit's just not healthy

>>17812277
But didn't we already give her the booze?

>>17812327
Because

>>17812320
This

>>17812235
OK, now you're just screwing with us.

Say nothing

>>17812277
I like this one best.

>>17812327
Yoshika's a NCO loooolll she;s a Sergeant

>>17812326
He showed up in an early thread as a human, wrecking shit with a big sword. Remind you of anyone?

>>17812327
Yoshika's only a Sergeant (Or the Naval equivalent) in the IJN, and thus wears the stereotypical naval Enlisted uniform.

>>17812320
definitely this more then anything else.

i love myself too much to want to die.

CONFRONT THE PISS OUT OF HER

WITH KINDNESS AND UNDERSTANDING CONSISTENT WITH THAT WHICH WE'VE GIVEN THUS FAR

>>17812351

That method has worked pretty well for us so far in getting her closer into our pants.

>>17812284
Just post link to Pastebin

>>17812344
>>17812348
Thank you. It's not a major thing but it was bugging me.

>>17812348
It's actually her school uniform.

>>17812351
OH GOD I'M AN ENTIRE POST TOO LATE

>>17812367

They ain't called sailor suits for nothing, though I don't know if they were used simultaneously as school and military garbs or not.

>>17812369
http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/

>>17812369
Dude, you're so late I don't even know what you were replying to.

>>17812377
I believe that, historically, Japan did not enlist schoolgirls in the navy. BUT I'M NO EXPERT.

>>17812393

Given the attrition they were suffering, it would not surprise me in the slightest.

>>17812388
SEE >>17812167

Was kind of imagining we'd go tearing off in her general direction.

Those who fight for the sake of others always run the risk of dying young. Everyone involved with the 501 is running that risk, and are on some level aware of their own mortality. So they have two choices of how to react: keep people at a distance, or make the most out of what time they've got. It's a decision each has to make for themselves.

I'd be down for leaving the watch in Wilcke's office with a note to that effect. If she ever decides to change her mind about how she deals with mortality, and feels like she can accept it as a token of our respect, then it'll be available. At least, that's how I'd handle it.

>>17812393
Britain had rum, sodomy, and the lash.

The IJN had miniskirts.

>>17812235

"Hey!" you object. "I got something for EVERYONE, you know."

Sakamoto begins to speak, but you interrupt her. "No, seriously. Trousers and those neat aviator shades. A pair for everyone, and a few backups, too."

Sakamoto giggles a little, eye sparkling. "Well, you should hand those out already! What are you waiting for?"

"It's been COMPLICATED!" you exclaim, throwing your hands in the air. "Stuff! But that's the point, I got something for everyone, and I couldn't just leave Minna out because she's a tightass, so I included her too, okay? It's a peace offering for my commanding officer so we can work together and for that same reason I don't definitely don't want to *sleep* together that's not it at all!"

Sakamoto nods sagely. 'You are so full of shit."

"Wha-"

"A man doesn't just buy a woman expensive jewelry-"

"-FLIGHT CHRONOMETER, DAMMIT!-"

"-and hold off on giving it to her like that if you're not interested. And hey, who wouldn't? Even I check her out sometimes."

"Aughrghf," you say as your mental train-of-thought jumps the tracks and goes skipping over the fields screaming SEXYTIMES!

"And if you were paying attention, you'd notice she's not quite immune to you, either."

>Elaborate
>Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.
>TO ME, MY CREW

>>17812405
About halfway through th war in the pacific there was no Japanese navy, the us pacific fleet sank like 90% of it.

And ships do no get rebuilt particularly fast.

>>17812409
>Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.

in before a million elaborates

>>17812409
we are SO FAR OUT of our league

>>17812409
>"-and hold off on giving it to her like that if you're not interested. And hey, who wouldn't? Even I check her out sometimes."
If it weren't because she's trolling us, Sakabroto would deserve a high-five right there for quality trollan.

>>17812409
OH YOU DON'T DROP THAT ON ME. ELABORATE NOW.

>Elaborate

>>17812409
>Elaborate
What the hell, we have time.

>>17812409
... Can we do all three? Those options just sound too hysterical to pick one...

Elaborate...I must know what Sakamoto knows. She's like the infomation bank of this whole base.

>>17812409
Elaborate.

We have loved to hear what other people think about us, after all. And of everyone on the base, Sakabroto probably knows what's going on in Minna's head the best. Probably more than Minna herself.

>>17812409
Elaborate.

>>17812409
>Us
>Paying attention

"Bitch, do you know who I AM? Now, onto getting you ladies properly covered."

>>17812409

>Elaborate

I--WHAT?!

>>17812409
crew

>>17812409
Yeah well you could say the same for the rest of them too. I couldn't even take a bath without getting nearly gang raped. You women are such animals, I swear.

>>17812409
>"And if you were paying attention, you'd notice she's not quite immune to you, either."
We're a pilot, that comes with the wings.

Seriously, Sakamoto, all of that can be explained simply with one fact everyone knows: We are a flaming idiot.

>>17812409
Option D: ATTACK

If he'd wanted to fuck her, why bug out from the closet? Pranks and messing around are one thing, but relationship drama just creates far too many problems to be going on with. It's why we have fucking shore leave, or whatever the Army Air Force version is.

>>17812409

"Right, she was totally coming on to me in that closet before she realized I'd been in the baths and switched to trying to murder me."

ELABORATE!

>>17812409
ALL OF THE ABOVE SOMEHOW.

"Don't care about that. You are on my stupid list. Time to go fly."
>FUCK THIS! 20MM IT IS!

ELABORATE.

>>17812409
All three of these, at once.
Look, Sakamoto, just give me a hand here. You need to tongue base with Minna--dammit.
I mean you need to help me out with this, I really need a wingman--no.
I held off on giving out shit because lez is more--SHIT.

>>Even I check her out sometimes."
OH GOD YES.
I totally have no idea what to do next, so...
>>TO ME, MY CREW

>>17812409

>Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.

>>17812420
Looks like you called it...

Shame, I was kind of interested in "TO ME, MY CREW". I also got this mental picture of some dark overlord shouting this from a wheelchair while wearing aviators though...

>>17812409
Well shit. She has us read like a fucking book.
Elaborate. We cannot escape without admitting defeat.

>>17812409
SOUND THE CREW CALL!

>>17812409
>"And if you were paying attention, you'd notice she's not quite immune to you, either."
"Pilot"

>>17812409

thunder.

Thunder.

THUNDERPANTS HOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>17812430
Agreed.

MY BOYFRIEND IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>17812409
>hold off
I blame Martians.
>giving it to her
HUEHUEHUE

[x] Get crew, Shirley, and OBLITERATE MINNA'S ARGUMENTS.

>>17812455
Too funny not to do!

>>17812461

>I also got this mental picture of some dark overlord shouting this from a wheelchair while wearing aviators though...

FUND IT

Play if off as natural, we're a pilot of course everyone wants to rape us.

That's why we got the whistle, remember?

SO

MUCH

TSUN

Mc is cute

Oh, you faggots. Were you not paying attention to Minna's behaviour? Beyond that:

"I'm not interested in Minna."
"Oh, that's bullshit. Because you know I think she might be interested in you."
"FOR REAL? TELL ME MORE"
"I thought you didn't want her"

>>17812467
No she fucking hasn't. Wtf is wrong with you. We really don't want to sleep with Minna. We think she's really hot, but we don't want to sleep with her.

>>17812425
>>17812428
>>17812429
>>17812430
>>17812432
>>17812433
>>17812435
>>17812436
>>17812438
>02:03

Well.

>>17812409
Hold off? Hold off?
I landed, bathed, was almost raped, told off Patton, Had a short period of time with Minna where I unfortunately did not have the watch with me because I was trying to find Trude so she could explain why she punched me in the face, ran away because I though she was going to either stab or shoot me, found Trude, then became depressed and decided to get drunk with you Sean and Ian.

When the hell did I have the chance to hand over her gift?

Elaborate about how you seek out Minna but can't without causing problems.

>>17812409
Elabo- FUCK THAT!
>Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.

>>17812488
Did you completely miss the part we actually want elaborated?

>>17812409

Have her elaborate while we summon our crew to prep to blow things up with Hispano 20mms.

>>17812409
"Is sex really all you witches think about? Believe it or not, some of us are actually interested in platonic relationships with the people we work with."

>>17812409
>Fuck this, I haven't blown up anything with 20mm cannons in, like, TWELVE HOURS.
Fuck this emotional baggage. Let's bag some more Martians; everybody on this fucking base has a higher kill tally than us. This situation WILL NOT STAND!

>>17812428
>>17812429
>>17812432
>>17812433
>>17812435
>>17812438
>>17812447
>>17812453

>>17812251-17812408

genuine disinterest/denial
/tg/ i am prout.

but then
>elaborate
>elaborate
>elaborate
>elaborate

fucking hell.

So we're a tsundere for a tsundere who's going tsundere on us.

Greatest love story ever told.

Fuck, I just realized this quest needs an edit of the WE'RE LESBIANS picture, but with manly pilot and witches.

>>17812519
Plato would kick your ass for invoking his Forms that way

>>17812409

What does this witch suggest you get a german person other than PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING!?!?
(beer doesn't count! everyone loves beer!)

>>17812534
But anon, this is Strike Witches not Toradora

>>17812534
Stupid /a/. You have to destroy everything.

>>17812519

Ugggh, hope this is a joke because if we start talking about platonic relationships with women... well, I guess that bullshit might fool some of the girls, but not Sakamoto.

Lets face it, we're doing the gift thing because we're top dog, and we want people to know it. Then we'll go for who we want if we want it.

>>17812546
Plato's full of shit anyway, and even he probably didn't think about sweet Greek shota as much as these witches think about each other.

But alright, here's how we handle it.

'No shit, but it's ok, I got a whistle, I'll be safe."

>>17812359

Seems like a good enough idea.

http://pastebin.com/43AY2BiM

>>17812529
I mostly think the Completely Subtle Sexual Tension is fucking hilarious and totally appropriate.
I also really want a bunch of freudian slips as he fantasizes about Sakamoto and Minna making out.

>>17812556
>implying S2E7 wasn't the most romantic thing ever

>>17812517

Actually, I'm not sure how we'd start blowing things up with cannons right now since we're night fighters.

So yeah. CREW, TO ME. GIVE ME THE CLIFFNOTES ELABORATION, IT'S TIME TO FLY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdSj0_Fd4ds

>>17812578
>>17812578

This please. Then rally the men.

GET THE CREW!!!

>>17812409
SHOOT STUFF
GODDAMN IT'S LIKE PUSSY CENTRAL UP IN HERE IF WE WANT SEX JUST BANG YEAGERTITS OR SOMETHING

"It's okay, I have a rape whistle"
"How does it work?"
"Drowns out the screams"

>>17812409

>A bitch in heat huh?

>>17812603
YEAGERTITS IS FAR TOO DANGEROUS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT IT

>>17812586

i thought the little "I FUCKING HATE YOU" scene in the basement after the martian raid was pretty cool and heartfelt and turning it into a standard tsundere relationship after that would be both out of character and would loose a pretty cool character interaction of genuine loathing covered by whatever scraps of professionalism a hotheaded pilot and an idiot could muster.

but if everyone disagrees then everyone disagrees. such is democracy.

>>17812603
ACTUALLY YEAH I LIKE THAT IDEA LET'S GO BANG YEAGERTITS OR SOMETHING

>>17812629

See. I agree with you and it makes me RAGE at the stupid /a/ fags waifufagging this shit.

>>17812629

Not lovelove, but I thought it could work as a bridge to respect of each other's ideas while maintaining hostility towards each other.

>Elaborate
Not giving a fuck =/= Asshole

>>17812495

"Hold off!?" you say hotly. "Hold *off?* I landed, bathed, was almost raped, told off PATTON HIMSELF, talked to Minna for all of five seconds while trying to find Trude and ask her why she punched me in the FACE, ran away because I thought she was going to murderize my ass and then I.. Trude found, and depressed and what the hell did you just say."

"She's not... immune," Sakamoto says, drumming her fingers on her leg with false casualness. "To you."

"Whaaaat can't be, she's so, uh, stiff, and, tense, and-"

"You like her legs too, eh?"

"I didn't saywha- No! Dammit!" you say, thrusting your palms out in a 'stop' motion. "I just - I just need this problem to go away, okay? So we can work. So we can FIGHT. There's a fucking war on, remember?"

Sakamoto sighs. "What do you want me to do, then?"

"Just tongue base with Minna and gaaaaaddamit-"

Sakamoto raises an eyebrow.

"I just need a wingman on th- no."

You take a deep breath and stare with great concentration at something that isn't Sakamoto's smug fucking gaze.

"That- it- I just need you to calm her down a bit. Just a bit. Lezz is mooooooooootherFUCKER," you cry, slapping your hands over your face.

"Are you done?" Sakamoto asks.

'.... yes,' you say, very low and miserable.

>>17812658
not this bullshit again. gtfb2/a/

>>17812655
siskel and ebert?

>>17812648
To be fair, I'm sure there are plenty of fa/tg/uys waifufagging it up too...

Gondor Calls for Aid!!

>>17812660
Nice.png

>Just tongue base with Minna
OH HO HO

>>17812648
>strike witches fans go home

Okay.

>>17812648

I dunno, one of the big things we've been trying to accomplish in the quest is how fucking better we are than the witches.

I think it demonstrates our superiority pretty well if we can get into Iceheart McFrostytits' pants.

>>17812648
Truth be told, we don't need people from other boards to fuck things up. Well whatever, I have faith that planefag will make this interesting regardless.

>>17812660
>"Just tongue base with Minna and gaaaaaddamit-"
>"I just need a wingman on th- no."
>"That- it- I just need you to calm her down a bit. Just a bit. Lezz is mooooooooootherFUCKER,"

>>17812629
We're a 20 year old guy trying to maintain a hate-on for a smoking hot 18 year old girl who kills stuff with awesome guns. She's made an admirable effort, but she's still got a lot farther to go before the subconscious bits of our brain default to hateboner instead of regular boner when we see her.

>>17812660
SAKAMOTOOOOOOOO

>>17812660
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17812671
AND BROHAN WILL ANSWER.

>>17812660
>all dem slips

>>17812685
Nobody ever said go home, they just said stop fagging the thread up. You can still read without replying.

>>17812660
Guys, I think we have brain damage.

>>17812668
I can attest to that.

>>17812706
We're still high as a fucking kite right now, remember?

Oh, and we were nearly choked to death too.

Yeah, now that we had our Waifuing for the day, lets go check out the crew and shoot something!

>>17812686
>how fucking better we are than the witches.
I've been thinking about this, and while the whole fighter jock attitude has been working so far, and our willingness to throw ourselves into suicidal situations is admirable, we really need to start cracking on that kill tally.
We got maybe 6 in the air, with a possible 2 on the ground.
At this rate I think even Yoshika has a higher kill tally than us.

Guys.

Guys.
This quest is based on Strike Witches.

Strike Witches.

Wanting /a/ to go away is an exercise in futility.

>>17812668
...I fail to see how a pilot having difficulties reconciling his upper and lower heads is "waifufagging" rather than "so true it hurts".

>>17812720
This is probably for the best. Sakamoto will know how to deal with this (for good or troll, but hey) and we need something to cool off our heads.

LIKE, SAY, MORE BOOZE.

>>17812668
>>17812707
Really, it all comes down to a fine balance of the two elements, waifu and NGAF.

The problem is that with the vocal extremes of the two sides going at it constantly, a lot of good ideas seem to get buried under the arguements being fired back and forth...

>>17812728
No, there are people here doing trying to do more than that

Fuck this noise. We don't have to deal with this. We're a PILOT. Time to hand out pants.

>>17812660

"Listen," Sakamoto says. "You are... well, YOU, but you've got a habit of putting everybody else's life before your own."

"That explains the constant theft and violent eviction of little girls from their beds for my convenience, yeah."

"Or bringing in a crippled fighter because you thought your friend was wounded in the back and unable to bail out," Sakamoto says, raising one finger, "or headbutting your commanding officer so you could take the more dangerous mission, which damn near got your head blown off with your own pistol," she raises another finger, "-or the time before that when you took a heavy night-fighter into a daytime furball of a dogfight to save Trude," she raises another finger, "or last night when you let yourself get stabbed by a tele-bot to save-"

"That's just my job," you grumble. "Death comes with the job. Our days are numbered."

"They don't give you medals for just doing your job," Sakamoto reminds you sternly. "Downplay it all you like, but other's aren't blind to that. You guard your crewmen like they're your children, you go out of your way to make little girls feel better when you think nobody's looking... and somehow Minna's ice-queen act hasn't frozen your balls off already. You just plow on. Much like she's had to do." Sakamoto sighs. "You'd have to know Minna. She's acting *nothing* like herself. She's very mature, in control... you've got her..." the Japanese witch shrugs helplessly. "All fucked up."

You sigh, rubbing your head miserably. "I'm going to find my boys, and we're going to blow things up with big cannons until the questions stop hurting." You go to wheel away, but Sakamoto catches you and personally wheels you out of the munitions bunker.

>>17812660
Stare at her legs and imagine them wrapped around Minnas now, it is the only choice for a 20 year old male being confronted by lesbianism.

>>17812774
> "I'm going to find my boys, and we're going to blow things up with big cannons until the questions stop hurting."

Nows wez thinkin orky.

>>17812774
>dat pic
This is MC's head right now.

>>17812774

>You go to wheel away, but Sakamoto catches you and personally wheels you out of the munitions bunker.

Hahahahaha.

Contrary to popular believe nobody is fagging this thread up with 'waifus' please go be shitty /tg/ posters somewhere else!

>>17812747
Well the Minna Social Link isn't going to hit Rank 10 and evolve her Persona on its own, so...

>>17812809

This is what waifufags really believe.

>>17812774
Bravo, planefag. Bravo.

>>17812774
>You go to wheel away, but Sakamoto catches you and personally wheels you out of the munitions bunker.

Damn it, our aura of cool has taken a significant hit.

>>17812743
This

It's always the vocal minorities of either side that shit up things like this.

Still, telling people of /a/ to get the fuck out of this quest is stupid as shit, and telling waifufags to stop waifufagging a quest where one takes on the role of a "paragon of manliness" surrounded by scantily clad females is just as stupid.

That said, I voted for "elaborate" and was for the buying of the watch. I say let the shenanigans continue until a dire crisis occurs. There will be time enough for being a badass pilot once a crisis inevitably occurs.

>>17812668
We discussed this in a previous thread, but I'll re-word it here.

/tg/ has a penchant for writing good stories. Good stories, the best of stories, include characterful relationships of many kinds. This includes romantic.

What separates waifufaggotry from what is going on here is the concept that romance can -possibly- be woven into the narrative going on here. What, your pride as a pilot will degrade if you end up getting it on with your 18 year old, smoking hot CO with clearly complicated feelings for you? This pilot has given not a single fuck to the proper workings of the chain of command, shown a blatant disregard for policy (possibly even subconsciously endeavoring to break that no fraternization policy as well), and as such the whole "what are you doing she's our CO" argument is void. We're 20 years old and, right now, lately high and recently drunk, and have far too many things coursing through our system right now.

Romance makes sense as a legitimate option, and we should stop having this devolve into accusations of waifufaggotry every time we venture towards it.

>>17812800
I was thinking more like this.

gentlemen.

the waifufaggot is a loathsome foe. there is no low to which he will not sink. there is no tactic from which he will cringe. any weapon at hand, he will turn against you with no regard for dignity or decency. if you try to keep your hands clean, he cannot be answered. if you hold your head upright you do naught but expose your neck to his fangs. to fight this monster we must become monsters ourselves.

to stop the minnafags WE MUST FUCK SOMEONE ELSE

>>17812824
No, it just means we play the wounded hero now, and let the dames fawn over us.

>>17812824
It's Sakabroto's own cool overpowering ours.

Shit, we're high on painkillers and in a wheelchair, not even the Nintendo Mullet Kid could make that cool.

>>17812837

I'm down with Erica busting our balls

>>17812824
You kidding me? Our escapades last night had to have gotten us another medal. Distinguished Service Cross, at least. Maybe even the Medal of Honor.

We could suddenly declare that we wished to start a quilting club, and it would decrease our badassetude none.

>>17812852
+1

>>17812839

Hell yes.

>>17812774
Well when you put it like THAT

>"I'm going to find my boys, and we're going to blow things up with big cannons until the questions stop hurting."

Now THIS is elaboration.

>>17812856
Are you implying quilting isn't cool as fuck ?

>>17812824
Sakamoto has our number and has had it since the first time we donned emergency pants (toga). To quote the reactions of that thread, >SHE KNOWS

>>17812832
Minna is a stupid bitch. Really. She's an idiot who shouldn't be in command, and she's a bitch.
We don't like her. Sure, we're attracted to her, but we really don't like her, and have enough reason to avoid fucking her to actually convince ourselves to not fuck her.
You want romance? Fine, whatever. But it sure as hell shouldn't be with Minna.

So Minna's just all bothered because we push all her buttons?

I think we're passed the point trying to tell the waifu-fags to leave. If this dies end up with a relationship, it will most likely be with Minna. There is absolutely nothing we can do to change that, unless we burn through another chain of quest threads.

>>17812880
Fuck getting one waifu, we're going for HAREM END!

>>17812880
Well we could try convincing planefag to have MC just jump the next non-Minna witch we see.

>>17812774
Oh that Sakabroto, always looking out for us.

>>17812774
>a core of solid white-knighting within a thick shell of assholishness

It's like we're playing a metaphor for this entire fucking board.

I think we should just slow the fuck down for a second and get into some light-hearted shenanigans. Like the kind that won't necessarily ruin our careers and/or make people hate us.

>>17812774
>>17812660

"I understand that you're a pilot, so thinking is hard," Sakamoto says, "But don't wait to long to think about this one, okay?"

You nod sullenly, and wave listlessly as Sakamoto leaves you.

You wheel your way through the hangar slowly, your mind buzzing madly. Okay, sure, the smoking-hot 18 year old woman who's never wearing pants makes your hormones surge. Big deal. Is that all there is to it, thought? Sakamoto's right - you really can't justify that watch as purely an ass-kissing gift between friends (and such a nice ass t-DAMMIT.) On the other hand, you meant every word you said to Minna in the castle basement a few nights ago - death is the constant companion of the fighter pilot. That's what makes flight jackets such magical panty-peelers in the first place; but that's good for quick lays, not actual *caring.* Because, well, pilots are assholes, and they usually take great delight in it. Like you. No risks you've taken should be generating any special sympathy.

Unless... if there IS anything to that gnome bullshit after all, then perhaps the risks aren't quite what you - NO. You clamp down on that line of thought immediately. Nothing is making sense, you can't balance any of it, so it's better not to try.


"WHOOP WHOOOOOOOP!" somebody howls from further in the hangar. A few seconds later, a young man with tight-cropped hair and an Army Air Corps jacket comes sprinting into the corner of the hangar you've wandered into. He looks around frantically for an exit in the wall, then turns to you, looks you dead in the eye, and hisses, 'HIDE ME.'

>yes
>no
>HE'S OVER HERE

>>17812892
Trude still wants to fuck.

>>17812856
Purple Heart seems most likely

>>17812887
No, because that's not even storytelling, that's fucking faggotry of the highest order. That's going out of your way, not weaving romance into a plot. Damn, I thought /tg/ was better than this.

>>17812813
>playing ATLUS games
ISHYGDDT...

>>17812816
>>17812832
I'm not saying romance is a bad thing, at all. Just when it completely derails everything else in a place/way it shouldn't. I just enjoy the quest for what it is, regardless of the direction Planefag decides to take it. Its just that several of the previous threads have been severely hampered by textbook waifu stuff.

>>17812900
YES

We can justify all bad decisions on painkillers if he turns out to be a Martian spy.

>>17812892
Ehh, there's no point. The waifufags will just fall in love with her. At least this way we're going up the command chain.

>>17812900

HERE WE GO!

>Behind my chair, citizen!

>>17812900
WE ARE HIGH AS BALLS AND DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS MAN. CLEARLY HE IS CRIMINAL SCUM AND WE SHOULD HAND HIM OVER TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.

>>17812900
HE'S OVER HERE!

Sorry bro, at least fucking you over will keep a wounded warrior amused.

HE'S OVER HERE!

>>17812900
Hide him. It's what we'd want if the situation was reversed.

>>17812897

Well, I think we've generated the most interest of any of the current quest threads on this board, at least while the threads are live. So it's pretty accurate to say that the entire /tg/ cross section is active here.

>>17812900
Hide him, he's airforce and not obviously british. Intercept whoever chasing him, all casual-like.

>>17812920
They were equally hampered by the "no character interaction that way lies waifu-faggotry" group.

>>17812900
>HE'S OVER HERE
Sorry bub, but we're drunk, high, and our CO makes our weewee feel funny, of course we aren't going to be cooperative.

>>17812934
>>17812941
JUDAS.

How could you? A fellow serviceman should expect better from a comrade in arms.

Hide him. Besides, you can always turn around and sell his ass down the river later for your personal amusement.

wheelchair only seats one, sorry

>no

Last thing we need is to cover for a thief, or something

>>17812900
Hide him, it'll be worth the karma for when we need to be hid.

>>17812900
HE'S OVER HERE

Yes, hide the sod, that flight jacket means he's one of us.

>>17812900

Hide that sucka!

In an empty booze box!
Also, we should bone Trude, not that Minna, have some class MC.

>>17812933
>>17812934
>>17812941

You giant faggots.

> a young man with tight-cropped hair and an Army Air Corps jacket comes sprinting into the corner of the hangar...

HE'S ONE OF OURS YOU FUCKS.

>>17812900
Whats the Army Air Corps? Is he like a WW2 equivalent to a blackhawk pilot

>>17812949
Agreed, it got completely out of hand.

I have faith in Planefag, though, and no matter what direction he takes it, it will be fun.

Hide.

>>17812900
Hide that man!

I can think of a whole ton of reasons we'd need to suddenly hide. Obviously this guy is perfectly trustworthy.

>HE'S OVER HERE

Hide him so we can say "He's over here!" with extra betrayal later if necessary.