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STRIKE WITCHES: GHOST SEX WOO WOO! planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:03 No.17850260

"Hey! Are... are you still alive?" You hear Ian's scared voice drift in from the window.

Trude leaps up, casually strolls to the window, and grabs Ian by the shirt-front, where he's dangling in a makeshift rope harness.

"He's dead, dummy!" she says. "Look, there's his ghost!" Then she gives him a hard thrust to the side, sending him swinging.

"ShhhiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiit," Ian's sotto-voice complaint dopplers as he swings back and forth past the window. "Pull me up, you big fucking ape!"

You begin to get to your feet. "Well, I guess this round goes to OOOOF!" you exclain as Trude's bare foot lands on your chest.

"Where do you think you're going?" she snaps.

"Uh."

"My eyes are up here," she says dourly.

"EVERYTHING us up there," you say defensively, but you still shift your eyes a little to look her in the face, rather then the panties.

"What if I hadn't figured it out? Were you just going to let me think you were dead?" Trude leans forward a little, compressing your bruised ribs painfully. "Well!? What the hell is wrong with you?"

>Answer?

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)22:04 No.17850279 "I'm a pilot?"

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:04 No.17850280 OLD THREAD >17846854

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:04 No.17850281 >>17850260 "I am a HUGE jackass"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:04 No.17850283 Chuck's Idea, not mine And I was on morphine and beer when we discussed it...so....

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:04 No.17850290 Pilot. >uns beerioa Also that, Captcha.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850295 >>17850279 >>17850281 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdSj0_Fd4ds with a vengeance.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850297 >>17850260 Something along the lines of "learn to live happily for those who go ahead without you. No need to be so icy."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850299 >>17850260 Shrug, then say "Honestly? I was high as a kite on morphine and we didn't think this prank all the way through."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850301 >>17850281 this and >>17850279

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850303 it was funny! you laughed too!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850310 File1328670347.jpg-(7 KB, 250x183, 250px-WhaleBiologist.jpg) Sorry, Pilot.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850311 "If you weren't planning on sharing the Snapps, I was as good as dead to you already"?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:05 No.17850312 >>17850279 works for me

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850314 >>17850260 "Yeah. What if you hadn't figured it out? What you said down in the kitchen, did you mean that? Because baby, I heard everything and fuck you if you think death makes you stronger."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850316 >>17850260 The doc says brain damage

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850318 "Pilot."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850320 >>17850281 HUGE doesn't quite cover it. BRODBDIGNAGIAN or COLOSSAL might.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850322 >>17850260 "I'm a pilot"

>>	Will 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850324 "What's wrong is I have a good-as-new liver, and haven't gotten properly smashed yet. Still got the schnapps?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850332 >GHOST SEX WOO WOO! You glorious bastard. "I think the pants and shades would have clued you in, also, what ghost comes bearing schnapps? Answer: the best kind!"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:06 No.17850333 >>17850320 Or 'Pilot'.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:07 No.17850340 I think the right answer here is "I'm a pilot?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:07 No.17850341 I overheard the doctor mention something about brain damage, and there was the morphine....And Charlotte's brother....and we were all kinda drunk

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:07 No.17850342 >>17850311 >>17850324 Something that doesn't make us look like an ass.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:07 No.17850345 >>17850283 >>17850279 >>17850281 All of thee above.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:07 No.17850346 Or, you know, we could sing our theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__s4OMTVyhI

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:07 No.17850350

>>17850260
"Realised it was probably a bad idea when I was listening to Ian's performance from the fridge. Figured it would've been worse to make a fuss stopping it there than to see it through.

The Original idea though? I think I was still high as a kite on morphine or whatever the doctor gave me."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:08 No.17850359 didnt we have a conversation about how i dont think about shit already? honestly not expecting these sort of shenanigans from me would be wildly irresponsible on your part.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:08 No.17850360
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>>17850260

Whats wrong with us? We're a pilot, every time we sit in our plane and fly a mission chances are we are going to end up dead. The majority of our wing died before they even finished their first few flights and we're not any better than they were. We're just luckier than them, and we know it. Knowing all that, we get in our plane and fly, because we are the best, and Ace. Knowing that, builds up stress and if we don't get rid of it somehow, we're gonna end up making a mistake and getting shot down, can't fly tense, or your dead.

So my problem? I'm just blowing off some steam.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:08 No.17850364 >>17850260 'I'm HIIIIIIIIIIGH!" Then faint.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:09 No.17850366 File1328670541.jpg-(89 KB, 699x647, 1325936055993.jpg) >GHOST SEX WOO WOO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cewoubpTjeY MY LOVER IS DEAAAAAD

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:09 No.17850371 Blaming it on Chuck's just a cop-out, have to counter her death-speech from earlier, but I have no idea how to word it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:09 No.17850378 my problem is that I have enough danger pay to BRIBE DEATH. SEVERAL TIMES SO FAR

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:10 No.17850383 >>17850371 See >>17850297

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:10 No.17850387 "Also, Minna is a bitch."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:10 No.17850388 DRINK WITH TRUDE. APOLOGIZE.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:10 No.17850391 >>17850260 "I was ending my night here anyways... Why did you think you were last?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:10 No.17850392 >>17850260 "I live in the air and am so fated to die by -fire-." give her no ground, but get the point across that we're only going to die in the air, by fire.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:10 No.17850394 File1328670640.jpg-(23 KB, 297x411, 1327748099986.jpg) >>17850341 "The doc says brain damage" It gives her a chance to counter-snark and we can move on to running like hell.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:11 No.17850398 >>17850260 >Answer? Still got that schnapps?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:11 No.17850399 "I think I would. You hate my guts already so who cares?"

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:11 No.17850408

>>17850387
>Minna is a bitch
Honestly, can we drop this?
So what if she's a bitch? We're a bigger asshole.
And it's her right as a pilot with more kills than us AND rank to be an absolute bitch to us because compared to her tally we're nothing but a nugget right out of flight school.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:12 No.17850415 >>17850394 Running? Why the fuck would we run. Trude is now at Shirley and Sakamobro.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:13 No.17850422 >>17850394 Oh fuck everything, this.

>>	General Winter 02/07/12(Tue)22:13 No.17850423 "I was high as a kite attached to the space shuttle. Speaking of which, why do you look like you're on fire?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:13 No.17850426 >>17850398 THIS. We still haven't had any, as far as I can recall.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:13 No.17850430 >>17850260 "Well, the doc says it's brain damage. Severe, too."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:13 No.17850434 >>17850387 Eh, she's got her reasons. Sure, she IS an uber-overprotective bitch, but she has her reasons for that. It isn't like she just decided it would be funny.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:15 No.17850464 >>17850408 Before we tried to troll a girl who sister just disappeared, I would have disagreed with. BEFORE. I guess we can cut her some slack.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:15 No.17850465 >>17850360 Funny thing about that: she's got more flight time, more kills, more combat experience than Sean, Ian, and us combined. Not really impressing her with anything we're saying, I think.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:15 No.17850468 Tellher "No, I came here for this." and proceed to give her the best kiss of her life.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:16 No.17850476 >>17850468 ... Seriously?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:16 No.17850479 File1328670982.jpg-(111 KB, 500x500, 1326847250412.jpg) >>17850468 No.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:16 No.17850487 >>17850468 DOOOO EEEEEEETTTT

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:17 No.17850490 >>17850476 Waifufags gonna waifu, I guess

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:17 No.17850492 >>17850468 oh look, it's /a/

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:17 No.17850494 >>17850468 nyet

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:17 No.17850497 >>17850487 >>17850468 No. Guys. Seriously. No.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:17 No.17850500 I'm good with a single emphatic "pilot".

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:17 No.17850505 >>17850490 Not gonna lie, I'd laugh.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:18 No.17850512 >>17850408 BECAUSE SHE ROOMED US WITH THE FUCKING GROUND CREW! HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT, MAN!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:18 No.17850514 >>17850260 "What do you think this was supposed to be?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:18 No.17850515 >>17850468 Doesn't fit MC. Not even in his more dickish and foolish ways.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:18 No.17850518 >>17850468 She did ONE awesome thing. We should wait until she does at least three before we consider that.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:18 No.17850527 >>17850490 That's not even waifufagging, they at least have a sense of timing, that's just a troll.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:18 No.17850528

>>17850468
Nope. Aside from the whole "Minna makes more sense given the current plot progression" thing, there's also the "this is a horrible idea right now" thing and the "even we aren't this big of a douchebag" thing, plus the "it's seriously fucking creepy" thing.

tl;dr FUCK NO

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:19 No.17850531 >>17850260 So, start with "The doc says severe brain damage. Probably why I'm a pilot." Then "No, obviously I wouldn't have led you to believe I was dead for too long. I came here, didn't I? It's how I blow off steam and combat stress."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:19 No.17850533 >>17850468 Yes. This will confuse her enough to distract her while we take the first drinking the entire bottle of schnapps.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:19 No.17850534 >>17850468 As much as I am tempted to agree with this... this might be a bit... no. "Our being dead was a golden, fantastic opportunity for us to have some fun. And honestly, after what Minna tried to do to me I deserve some dicking-around time."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:19 No.17850546 I don't care, but we still need to work this in somehow: >>17850082

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:20 No.17850549 >>17850512 And we made her think we died, bringing up some bad memories. I'd say we're even.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:20 No.17850556 Short, simple, and sweet. PILOT!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:20 No.17850560 >>17850549 No, the spider stabbing us made her think we died. we had no part in that

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850561 File1328671260.gif-(895 KB, 303x227, HatersGonnaHate.gif) >>17850468 We're how many threads in and haven't gotten any yet? We need to fix this, fucking go for it. And the rest of you stop being fags already!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850565 Nthing 'I'm a Pilot?'

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850568 How many of the girls know that minna is trying to have us transfered?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850574 >>17850556 >Short, simple, and sweet. PLOT!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850576 >>17850531 Best I've seen yet in this thread.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850577
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>>17850512
>moved our stuff in with the enlisted
Tell me, honestly, if you wouldn't have done the same exact assholish thing if you were in her place. That you wouldn't have trolled a bunch of sparkly girls by forcing them to room with the base nursing staff or some other shit like that.
You're just buttmad at getting a taste of your own assholishness.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850580 >>17850549 It's not like we wanted to be stabbed by spiders.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850582 >>17850549 Hold up where did WE make her think that? That was the doc saying we didn't have a chance to wake the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850584 >>17850560 We're complicit by our hiding in the fridge thing. >>17850565 Yeah, this seems the best option.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850588 >>17850546 Start with Pilot.... then continue with >>17850082

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:21 No.17850589 >>17850546 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:22 No.17850596 >>17850568 Knowing this base? All of them.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:22 No.17850601 inb4Trude breaks down followed by hug it out

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:22 No.17850606 >>17850561 no fuck your waifuing ways. MC is not a waifu fag, we can do whatever the fuck, fuck your shit! anyways planefag does whatever the fuck he wants anyways.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:22 No.17850607 >>17850584 She KNOWS we are alive though. we never made minna think we were dead except by being a victim of circumstance

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:22 No.17850608 >>17850568 Going by Trude's comment about a small unit of women, probably all of them by now.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:22 No.17850612 >>17850392 Hum Wild Blue Yonder while saying this.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:23 No.17850616 >>17850534 >>17850534 >>17850534 This is good.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:23 No.17850619 >>17850568 Trude said it herself before: the rumor mill might as well be telepathic in the castle.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:23 No.17850620 >>17850561 Were being classy. There is a difference. Plus, most of the girls are underage.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:23 No.17850628 >>17850588 I like this one.

>>	Major Airlift 02/07/12(Tue)22:24 No.17850636 God damn. Stop arguing, people. We're at 100 replies and planefag has posted once.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:24 No.17850639
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"It was Chuck's idea!"

"Chuck WHO?"

"Shirley's brother!"

"That's Lieutenant Charlotte to you, scum!" she says, glaring down at you. "Stop looking at my legs!"

"But they're RIGHT THERE!"

"Fine!" She takes her foot off your chest, and falls to her knees, straddling you, hands pinning yours to the floor. "Now, try again!"

"I'm a pilot and I'm a huge idiot - no, like a gargantuan asshole - no a totally Brobdingnagian-scale asshole - uh, that means really really fucking big," you say, your voice coming thin and reedy as you stare into Trude's cold, unflinching eyes. "And you're really good you trolled me fantastically and I respect that, I respect that SO MUCH and I was so high on morphine when Chuck threw this idea at me and did I ever say you have really pretty eyes and - and - oh well, I've always wanted to die straddled by a beautiful woman AAAAAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA, SEE, FUNNY TIMES-"

Trude leans in, her eyes flat, deep, empty and utterly without remorse.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:24 No.17850640 >>17850628 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:24 No.17850651 >>17850636 What else is there to do? we've reached a fairly clear majority and have no response yet.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:24 No.17850654 >>17850639 Ten quatloos say she's trolling us for all that it's worth.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:25 No.17850655 File1328671508.jpg-(239 KB, 1024x768, 1328411837669.jpg) >>17850639 one thing for it. "SEAN, PULL"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:25 No.17850659 >>17850639 FUCK YOUR SHIT PLANEFAG, WE DON'T BREAK DOWN LIKE THAT! GOD DAMN IT!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:25 No.17850661 >>17850620 Please don't make us break out the age chart again. Short version is: Zucchini, Yoshika and the Winter Lesbians are underage. The rest, IIRC, aren't, not in the 1940s and not when the MC himself is only 20.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:25 No.17850663 >>17850639 This is the part where she hurts us.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:25 No.17850670 >>17850654 see i just lost $50 betting that there wouldnt be a safety in the superbowl so, no.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850677 >>17850620 Given they are also SHOOTING ALIENS, I do not think underage applies so much. That said if anyone suggests Yoshikawa or Zucchini as waifus, there will be beatings.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850678 File1328671583.jpg-(284 KB, 888x500, 1326243295122.jpg) >>17850639 >Trude leans in She's going for the throat!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850680 >>17850659 I concur, this seems a little odd.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850683 Massive troll incoming. I think we are dealing with a pro here.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850685 >>17850654 Definitely. We need to play this cool and see how it goes. We're fine with whatever outcome, but we should probably stop blabbering.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850687 >>17850655 the rope was cut man.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850688 >>17850639 "...I'm sorry. Shoulda have clued you in before doing this"

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850689

>>17850639
>>17850639
>"I'm a pilot and I'm a huge idiot - no, like a gargantuan asshole - no a totally Brobdingnagian-scale asshole - uh, that means really really fucking big," you say, your voice coming thin and reedy as you stare into Trude's cold, unflinching eyes. "And you're really good you trolled me fantastically and I respect that, I respect that SO MUCH and I was so high on morphine when Chuck threw this idea at me and did I ever say you have really pretty eyes and - and - oh well, I've always wanted to die straddled by a beautiful woman AAAAAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA, SEE, FUNNY TIMES-"

Awww, yeah.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:26 No.17850690 >>17850639 Imsosorrypleasedontdefenstratemeeee

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850692 >>17850639 >inb4 we scream at Sean and Ian because were THIS close!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850693 >>17850655 we've been cut

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850695 >>17850661 Doesn't change the fact that waifu fags are in a minority here

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850696 >>17850639 As they say, lie back and think of England.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850697 >>17850639 Again with the legs, planefag? I think you has a fetish. And I totally support it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850698 File1328671659.jpg-(109 KB, 418x455, 1277705036545.jpg) >>17850639 Yeah, we all know what's about to happen.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850699 >>17850659 >>17850680 Despite it having happened twice already? Yes, I do believe our MC breaks down like this when only centimeters away from one of the Witches that obviously wants a piece of us.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850700 >>17850690 defenestration is the least of my worries.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:27 No.17850705 COUNTERTROLL KISS Not trying to waifu, just confuse her enough to get Sean to PULL and get us out of here.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:28 No.17850709

>>17850654
I have to admit I'm suspecting this all too much. A poke on the nose with a finger. Potentially even a kiss if she's been in the schnapps and has already figured this out well beforehand just to mess with us; this would be right before we get pulled out of the room by our crew, of course.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:28 No.17850711 >>17850697 As do leg-grasping flight-engines. Sweet sweet engines.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:28 No.17850714
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"I'm fated to die by fire!" you say desperately. "Down we diiiive, spouting our flaaa~mes from un~der, off with one, helluva roo~oar~" you sing, your voice quavering as you try to sound casual and fearless. It's another reason you've always loved the song - the chorus is the best eulogy any pilot could hope for, so you spit it out as your last words, defiantly. "We live in fame, and go doo~wn in FLAAAME-"

Trude kisses you.

You close your eyes and enjoy the last desperate fantasy of your dying brain as oxygen leaves your system, and wait for the sweet oblivion of death to take you.

"You're not *really* dead," Trude says with irritation, and she kisses you again. This time, reality sinks in, just in time to be blown out the back of your skull again. She really is a great kisser. Tangible reality as you know it breaks down its shit, packs up and leaves the vicinity, leaving just you and Trude, pinning you to the floor as she kisses you as passionately as possible, which turns out to be a hell of a lot. Choirs of angels sing, and your head spins.

An eternity later, she presses a sweat-slicked forehead against yours, panting for breath. "Didn't... know... ghosts... kissed like that...."

"Can't... blow the rape whistle... with no lungs..." you wheeze in return.

A blood-curdling siren starts in the distance, the loud tone penetrating the walls with its long, drawn out rising whooops.

You just had to open your big fucking mouth, didn't you?

>AIR RAID SIREN
>WHAT FUCKING DO

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:28 No.17850716 >>17850639 All hands, abandon ship for Diego Garcia! It's at least better than DEATH.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:28 No.17850717 File1328671723.jpg-(113 KB, 500x416, 1325420286567.jpg) >>17850639 STOP RIGHT THERE. Also, I have a feeling this is going to be like the broom closet incident

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:28 No.17850720 >>17850655 >someone made this image even better

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:28 No.17850722 File1328671733.jpg-(17 KB, 191x243, 1317862925224.jpg) >>17850639

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850726 >>17850705 Rope. Was. Cut. Won't work.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850727 >>17850705 Trude cut the ropes.Our aircrew can't get us out of this. We're flying solo.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850728 Rape whistle time.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850729 >>17850700 What's the most? Ok, other then the knife, and needing to punch her in the face if she calls us a Gnome.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850730 >>17850699 Hey now, this time she only appears to want to kill us, before it seemed like imminent rape, and I'd like to think we are more calm in the face of death than rape.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850733 File1328671753.jpg-(381 KB, 900x900, CRAZY IVAN.jpg) The only choice

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850736 >>17850714 I fucking knew it. Also. HERO TIME!!! Strap up and prepare for killing!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:29 No.17850740 >>17850659 Unfortunately, we have quite a penchant for this sort of thing. I don't like it any more than you do, but planefag seems intent on continuing it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850749 File1328671802.png-(22 KB, 128x128, avatar_8f2b2da12150_128.png) She's either about to kiss us, or throttle us, and either way, I want to let it happen.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850750 >>17850714 WELP, TIME TO KILL THINGS!

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850751 >>17850714 Excellent timing as always

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850752 >>17850714 SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE GET TO OUR AIRCRAFT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850755 >>17850714 Help me to the hanger, I may not be able to walk well but I can damn well pilot a plane!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850757 File1328671817.jpg-(79 KB, 500x457, 1215022302298.jpg) Didn't see an answer in the last thread, asking again. Did we cure Perrine of her gay?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850760 >>17850714 run for the plane. but i give good odds that its actually sean and ian setting it off to 'save' us.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850764 File1328671836.jpg-(349 KB, 808x808, 575475f1d9fdb1513a8ff1c94f15e5(...).jpg) >>17850714 >>17850714 We can't do shit, we're pretty much disabled, remember?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850768 >>17850695 We're a 20-year old pilot. Being ALWAYS HORNY, ALL THE TIME is so in character it hurts.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850770 >>17850714 SCRAMBLE

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:30 No.17850773 File1328671858.jpg-(54 KB, 217x278, 1319676285683.jpg) >>17850714 O. U. Also: >Air-Raid Siren What the fuck are we waiting for? It's a fucking Scramble! Get to the plane!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850774 >>17850714 TO THE BLACK WIDOWMOBILE

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850779 >>17850714 WELL SHIT.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850782 >>17850714 Well shit, sounds like someone's fired up the Hero Signal. Time for us to get to work.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850783 >>17850714 so can we tie a shotgun or 2 to our wheelchair and blast the crap out of aliums nao?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850784 >>17850764 Wait, yeah.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850786 This was awesome. Thanks, planefag. TO OUR PLANE!

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850789 >>17850714 I made some spaghetti just so I could drop it. Git doze lousy boyz togetha, we'z got foightan ta do.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850790 >>17850714 it is time to let the aliens see there are heroes left in MAN, this one is also a GNOME and a GHOST, but most importantly of all, a PILOT.

>>	Major Airlift 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850794 File1328671904.jpg-(24 KB, 300x229, p61.jpg) >>17850714 TO THE WIDOW!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850795 >>17850757 Given the way she is acting towards Ian, i would guess that yes, she has been cured

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850796 >>17850764 Since when has that stopped MC? MC IS PILOT. PILOT FLY PLANE.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850797 We go be a fucking hero. Again.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850798 >>17850714 Lets put on our Aviators, give Trude her and rock and roll.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850799 >>17850757 Of course we can! We're a goddamn Pilot! >>17850714 Get Trude to carry us! She's got super-strength, may as well use it!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:31 No.17850800 tell trude to go, and wait here. we cant run for the hanger in our condition and having her carry us would slow her down way to much.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850801 >>17850764 We can stay out of the goddamn way.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850803 >>17850798 Thisssssssssss

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850805

>>17850714
The Martians.
They cockblocked us.

Not only did they take our muskmelon.
Not only did they shoot our booze.
Not only did they ram a foot of their alien alloy into our body.

But they cockblocked us. From Trude.

Martians will die tonight.
Get down to the hangar, get in our Widow, and get some fucking kills.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850806 >>17850749 Disreguard, I was was too busy sucking cocks to refresh the page.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850807

>>17850620
>We're being classy
While acting like a trolling dick at the same time, huh? Yeah, nah. Though to be honest, given that planefag mentioned he was drawn to the idea of doing this based on the now long over Maid Quest(good times right there) I'm surprised you all think it isn't going to happen.

>>17850606
And the 13yos show up, awesome.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850808 >>17850757 Her crush on Sakamoto was just schoolgirl hero-worship/infatuation. On Ian? Who knows. Of course, Ian seems to be reciprocating a bit...

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850809

>>17850714
Look at her with this drug-dizzy smirk and kiss her again, before dashing off. Can't let Chuck get any more kills! If we're low enough, jump out the window. If not, burst out the door and run for the Widow. "Off we go into the wild blue yonder, Climbing high into the sun; Here they come zooming to meet our thunder."

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850814

Why is all of /tg/ such bitches about getting kissed? It's not like you'll suddenly get a dick up your ass for the rest of your life that orgasms every five minutes, and pulls while you're in the shower just long enough for the semen to leak out, leaving you sobbing miserably. Grow a fucking pair.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850818 >>17850796 You realize it's nearly impossible to fly a plane without working feet, right ?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:32 No.17850819 >>17850714 >>17850714 >>17850714 Awww yeah! Boss-like trolling? A smoking hot make out session AND a Martian raid? CAN THIS DAY GET ANY SWEETER!?!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:33 No.17850823 File1328671992.jpg-(120 KB, 800x401, 1313545248921.jpg) SCRAAAAAAAAAAAMBLE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO6giM9UAv0

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:33 No.17850828 >>17850714 I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:33 No.17850830 >>17850805 don't forget, they highjacked trudes sister. may as well go get revenge for that as well...

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:33 No.17850831 I would think being confined to a wheelchair would restrict one's ability to pilot a plane. We need a different way to help.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:34 No.17850838

>>17850714
Are we physically capable of piloting without doing permanent harm to ourselves? If yes, then we ask Trude for a rain check and we head for our ride.

If no, then we ask Trude for a rain check, let her head for her ride, and see if there's anything we can do to help.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:34 No.17850839 >>17850714 "... I have to get more kills than Chuck."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:34 No.17850840 >>17850818 Doesn't mean we shouldn't get ready anyway. Martians love their ground raids. ACQUIRE GUN.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:34 No.17850843 >>17850818 Fucking Bader did it with no legs. Besides, our feet work, we're just in a wheelchair because walking around strains the newly-healed hole in our gut.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:34 No.17850844 >>17850818 Our feet work fine. We're just a little weak. And high. Adrenaline will fix both!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:34 No.17850845 >>17850838 this

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850851 You know, I'm perfectly ok with Trude or Shirley.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850853 File1328672111.jpg-(27 KB, 420x322, 1327902154203.jpg) >>17850805 >cockblocking aliums NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR THEY PAY NOW

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850855 >>17850843 So... We're bad on walking... but good on 5 g turns? We're still grounded folks.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850857 >>17850818 Our feet work, we just have no real abdominal strength, so we can fly, just not walk.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850859 >>17850844 Or get us killed.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850861 >>17850840 Prolly. >>17850838 No. Even in a slow, old ass plane like a widow, a decent amount of G-Force is exerted, and you need your legs to keep blood flow working. Plus, rudder pedals, and our reaction time on morphine is probably pretty low.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850863 >>17850831 WE CAN FLY WHILE SITTING DOWN. THE RUDDER IS FOR SMALLTIMES, ANYWAY.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850865 >>17850714 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvdVxr8rMLM

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)22:35 No.17850866 File1328672146.gif-(38 KB, 200x200, 1326213585607.gif) >>17850823 >Had ~100$ joystick setup >mfw this happened EVERY TIME

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850878 >>17850857 Why would we want to walk? GET UP IN THE SKY, PILOT!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850882 >>17850861 I think the morphine's worn off by now.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850884 She'd better get out there. Sean and Ian will probably be in to grab us, and until then we just hope no one sees us lying on the floor in Trude's room.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850886 >>17850855 We do what we gotta do. ...Or, Chuck is going to do it. GODDAMNIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850887 >>17850714 "Fucking. Aliums."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850893 i officially declare a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH on the martians for their shenanigans and bullshit.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850894 You know, if we wern't the main character, dramatic irony would demand that we really did die in this sortie now.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:36 No.17850895 >>17850859 We can get killed any day of the week, adrenaline or no.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:37 No.17850898 >>17850882 No, we'd be hurting everywhere if it had.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:37 No.17850910 >>17850894 SeanQuest, huh?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:37 No.17850913 >>17850714 Go man an AA gun.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)22:38 No.17850919 Wait, isn't at least one other crewman trained to pilot? We could man the turret but JUST FOR TONIGHT.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:38 No.17850925 File1328672307.jpg-(14 KB, 330x241, welcome.jpg) >>17850895 Yeah, but being in a weakened state is basically playing Russian Roulette with an M1911.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:38 No.17850927 >>17850913 What are we, mechanics? TO THE PLANE!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:38 No.17850928 >>17850925 You forgot... We'd win

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:38 No.17850929 >>17850823 >>17850823 >Aces High I second this. We are a pilot. a little thing like a shiny new liver will not affect our ability to cannon us some aliems.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:38 No.17850933 >>17850919 Still not very safe because G-Force

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:39 No.17850934 >>17850910 ChuckQuest more like.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:39 No.17850936 >>17850925 We've won that before

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:39 No.17850941 >>17850894 Yep, so we're "safe" enough probably. Unless we die, and Chuck gets our crew while attempting to live in our shadow and finding out about gnomes, leaving us a new MC.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:39 No.17850946 We still need a name for other characters to use for us. Somebody in the last set of threads proposed Timothy Grant, known as "Tiji" to his friends. I'd like to support that idea.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)22:39 No.17850955 >>17850910 You best be trolling, IanQuest us the only real answer here

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:39 No.17850956 >>17850928 I mean as something other than a gnome.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:40 No.17850965 Fuck the injury. Fuck Minna trying to chuck us from the squadron. Fuck Trude macking on us. GET. TO. THE. GODDAMMED. WIDOW.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:40 No.17850966 >>17850946 Nah, we must go unnamed until the end, where it is revealed our name is Dongs or something.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:40 No.17850969 >>17850955 ... PerrineQuest

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:40 No.17850971 >>17850956 PUNCH!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:40 No.17850978 >>17850941 I don't think OP has the balls to do that, but I wouldn't really object if he did. Probably the only way we'll learn MC's name.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:41 No.17850979 >>17850956 But we need to be a gnome in order to justify our plot armor

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:41 No.17850983 >>17850894 Hey man. Diego Garcia quest could have been our future. This >>17850910 could become true if we're not careful.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:41 No.17850987 >>17850966 This isn't Something Awful.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:41 No.17850988 >>17850714 If we are grounded, then it just doesn't feel right to just let Trude walk out on our crippled ass.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:41 No.17850996 What is it with all you faggots doubting planefag?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:42 No.17851002 File1328672551.jpg-(749 KB, 950x1509, 1e546e219c03332812a9d14ed6dc25(...).jpg) It is time to kick alium ass.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:42 No.17851007
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>>17850805

You and Trude freeze as the eerie whooping of the scramble siren sends a cold chill through your blood. It's like a pail of icewater thrown in your face, and with sudden, horrible clarity, all things are made clear.

The Martians have denied you your muskmelon.
The Martians have shot up your booze.
The Martians fucking stabbed you through the gut.

And now - NOW - they've taken away HOT WITCH SEX.

Fury surges through you like a river of molten hate. You see red, and the entire universe becomes a hateful, repulsive thing. Space-time itself is the enemy, for it is responsible for the concept of distance, the one thing keeping the fucking Martians from the rending, tearing fangs of your white-hot wrath.

"I am going to DEVOUR those motherfuckers," you snarl, squiggling out from under Trude and rolling onto your hands and knees. "Those scum-sucking cesspool-slurping shitburgers with flies on the side! I will END them, oh, I will fucking END THEM!"

You try to rise, and stagger back to the floor. "Shit.

"Your abdomen still hurts?" Trude asks, catching you under the arm.

"Yeah, let's go with that," you say quickly. "Hangar! C'mon!"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:42 No.17851010 >>17850996 They're...faggots?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:42 No.17851011 >>17850969 ...Why do I want to play this? Oh no! My inner bitch is showing!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:42 No.17851013 This should be interesting IC, for MC-kun. I see running and dodging about the base as he tries to avoid both Minna and Trude and the brain-hurting questions.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:42 No.17851014 >>17850996 He is a glorious rat bastard storyteller, trusting him is a fools errand

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)22:43 No.17851023 >>17850969 You monster.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/07/12(Tue)22:44 No.17851036 File1328672673.gif-(907 KB, 150x113, 1321583639621.gif) All right, all right, chillax, y'all, let's let art flow over us.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:44 No.17851037 >>17851007 >"Yeah, let's go with that," Dohoho.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:44 No.17851040

Guys, we absolutely must NOT go to the Widow tonight, and here's why:

So that in the future, when one of the Witches inevitably decides to go out on a sortie when they're too badly injured to fight competently, we can tell them to sit the fuck down and stay on the base without them ignoring us due to massive hypocrisy.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:45 No.17851051 File1328672721.jpg-(14 KB, 259x194, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!.jpg) >>17851007 >MC's face when well, trudes being a bro and helping us proceed to kick alium ass, time to proceed to do so.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:45 No.17851059 >>17851040 We can tell them to do that anyways, we have a chair.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:45 No.17851060 >>17851040 Does the base have AA Guns? Can we man them then?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:45 No.17851062 >>17851040 We're a pilot, of course we're a fucking hypocrite. We just don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:46 No.17851064 Knowing planefag, Minna and Trude are just the start.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:46 No.17851065 File1328672762.jpg-(819 KB, 1600x1304, d9f6f0f8c4ca8da1cce775c335a317(...).jpg) If Minna finds out about MC and Trude, we're going to experience a fate worse than death.

>>	Will 02/07/12(Tue)22:46 No.17851068 There is romance. We give exactly one fuck. Deal with it people, Trude's the best witch anyway. That said, LET'S END SOME FUCKIN ALIUMS!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:46 No.17851071 >>17851040 this is exceptional circumstances. they interrupted us... and they will pay...

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:46 No.17851073 >>17851040 Why would we tell them that? That's Minna's job.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)22:46 No.17851075 >>17851040 This man is wise. Though I think our crew should get a say, if they don't want us flying, we don't fly.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:46 No.17851076 >>17851040 ...Why would we do that? There's a plane there and aliens to eat for...what time is it?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:47 No.17851085 >>17851064 The only other witch who's gotten any time with MC is Perrine, and she's for Ian. Trude will win because Minna sucks.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:47 No.17851086 >>17851065 Minna talking to us again?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:47 No.17851088 >>17851040 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:47 No.17851089 >>17851068 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's not like there's a lack of options.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:47 No.17851097 >>17851007 Also, I suddenly wish I weren't naked under this sheet, and that's something I never thought I'd say in my life.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:47 No.17851100 File1328672866.jpg-(21 KB, 567x456, My GOD.jpg) >>17851007 It's on now, gents.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:47 No.17851103 File1328672876.png-(11 KB, 227x300, destroy_panties.png) >waifuing you know what, as long as theres still shooting aliens i dont care. thank fuck it isnt minna.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:48 No.17851109 >>17851076 >what time is it? Night time. And you know what we fly? A night-fighter. We're finally going to use the Black Widow for the kind of fight it was designed for.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:48 No.17851110 >>17851089 Go away. Trude it is.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:49 No.17851121 >>17851068 IC, MC hasn't had anytime to even digest any of this info. And now his pilot brain has a chance to catch up to his head. This should be a delicious dilemma.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:49 No.17851123 >>17851110 Mah waifufaggin niggah

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:49 No.17851126 inb4 in this very mission theres a choice between saving trude or saving someone else

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:50 No.17851131 >>17851007 Also, let's try to prevent anyone from seeing us on the way, they all think I'm dead, so it'll be extra surprising when I fly out to save some butts.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/07/12(Tue)22:50 No.17851132 File1328673007.jpg-(84 KB, 491x450, THANK YOU.jpg) Why fly a black widow when you can aim a Bofors?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:50 No.17851135 >>17851068 Well, we were going to give a fuck, but the Martians prevented it. They will rue this day, and rue it HARD.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:50 No.17851137 >>17851110 >implying best witch isn't sakamoto piss off and die waifu fags anyways. we have aliums to kill.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:50 No.17851139 >>17851126 we'll just kick it into overdrive and save everyone.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851143 >>17851131 This could prove... Awesome

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851144
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>>17851007

"Can you fly?"

"IT'S A FUCKING PLANE!" you howl. "I SIT IN A FUCKING CHAIR! I DON'T DO SIT-UPS TO TURN ON THE FUCKING MAGNETOS!"

"But your liver-"

"PILOT!"

"Okay!" she says, relenting. Since Trude is helping you down the hallways, you and she are last in line. By the time you get to the hangar, your crew is waiting for you and the last of the Witches are already roaring down the runway.

Trude helps Sean and Ian shove you through the floor hatch into your cockpit, and the last you see of Trude is her tight ass wiggling about as she slides into her Striker. There's a roar of thunder, and she's off, stripping her guns off the rack as she goes by.

"Status!" you cry out.

"Everything fixed, ammo good, guns charged, combat fuel load," Ian reads off for you.

"Warming the set," Ian informs you.

You hit the magnetos and get the engines turning, relaxing as their throaty growl fills the air. Bumping the throttles, you start the big bird rolling, thanking God for the tricycle landing gear as you execute a hairpin turn inside the hangar and get her lined up with the runway.

"Gentlemen, let's kick some alium ASS!"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851145 >>17851123 You are retarded.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851146 >>17851135 Hard to rue things when you're dead.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851148 >>17851126 Trude or Sakabroto. Choose wisely.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851150 >>17851085 Well, Trude or Shirley. Either way, win.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851153 >>17851132 Because the Widow comes with 4 20mm Hispano autocannons and a quad-linked .50 cal machine gun. And it will be totally sweet when we come out of fucking nowhere to save some Witches.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851154 >>17851073 ...and who do you think is most likely to pull this bullshit? (Yes, I know that canonically it's probably Sakamoto, but IC we don't know that)

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:51 No.17851158 >>17851137 Sakamoto is Sean's.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:52 No.17851167 Why does everyone hate Minna?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:52 No.17851171 >>17851145 I try.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:52 No.17851175 File1328673161.gif-(1.26 MB, 252x168, 4b2860097d512cb280dd8a5ce2c012(...).gif) We're going to need to destroy something. In some fashion. In some way. Utterly annihilate it. Obliterate it. DESTRUCTICATE IT.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:52 No.17851176 Of course, if we really want to make it to the hangar as fast as possible, we should just have Trude turn on super-strength and ride her al the way down. Making sure to note the looks on everyone's faces as we do so.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:52 No.17851177 >>17851167 because shes a bitch who has essentially treated us like a pile of crap ever since we got here.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851178 >>17851167 Opposing waifufags.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851181 Fuck you guys, we're shooting for HAREM ENDING

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851182 inb4 planefag kills off Trude in this sortie

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851183 File1328673192.png-(98 KB, 459x350, 1314470210730.png) >>17851167

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851184 >>17851167 Not too sure, really. Somewhat strange.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851186 File1328673194.jpg-(399 KB, 700x1105, reisen with python.jpg) >>17851132 Why aim a Bofors when you can aim a Python? She can handle my python any day dohoho

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851191 >>17851167 Personally I like Minna. And Trude is nice, too.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:53 No.17851197 >>17851144 ...I find this oddly appropriate (and just happaned to be listening to it when reading this thread): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssJ3v2swJBg

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:54 No.17851199
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>>17851167

>denied landing to our burning plane
>tried to arrest us after we saved her entire squadron, BECAUSE we saved her squadron
>tried to throw us out on our ass twice
>generally bitterly incompetent

really, take your pick.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:54 No.17851200 HAHAHA TIME FOR ALIUMS!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:54 No.17851202 >>17851144 We're a PILOT! Back to flyin' and killin' xeno scum! YAY! And we even have the WEP to use!!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:54 No.17851204 File1328673261.png-(10 KB, 160x160, 1312840862630.png) >>17851181 No.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:54 No.17851206 >>17851167 Because she's a massive pain in the ass who lets her emotional issues get in the way of her running not only an effective command but in the way of everybody else.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:54 No.17851211 >>17851184 >>17851182 >>17851181 >>17851178 You arre retarded.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)22:54 No.17851213 >>17851167 As she keeps putting us through shit. She is currently trying to have us transfered and tried to strip our ace status from us.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:55 No.17851215 >>17851167 Hey, I want MC to end with her, because redheads. But I'm cool with Trude anyway. Also, if the other witches ask, get Ian to tell them the plane is flying on its own. Because.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:55 No.17851224 >>17851215 >GHOST PLANE WOO WOO

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/07/12(Tue)22:56 No.17851227 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaIrJtifDw&list=PL603B95A0585BE24A&index=50&feature=plpp _video ACTION SEQUENCE MOFUGGUH

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:56 No.17851234 ...Trude hasn't seen THAT picture yet.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851239

>>17851206
>>17851199
You know she's only done that to us. She was handling the squadron just fine before we came along.

Now, I admit that she should have had a better grasp of the tactical situation when she refused us landing permission.
But aside from that, she's acted like a bitch to us, and we would have done no better in her place. Actually, given our NGAF attitude, we're even LESS qualified for a leadership role.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851241 >>17851215 "H-How is it flying?" "I don't know. Maybe his spirit seeks revenge." >land "Hey guys. Miss me?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851243 >>17851167 I like Minna. Minna treats MC like a schoolgirl with a crush would. With hostility and very little showing of her soft side.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851245 >>17851215 OH MY GOD! MY AILERONS ARE MOVING ALL BY THEMSELVES~

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851246 >>17851167 Few people do. It's just a few VERY vocal anons who don't like her.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851248 >>17851131 >>17851131 >>17851131 >>17851131 >>17851131 >>17851131 >>17851007 >>17851007 >>17851007 YES. THIS. Also, I'm still okay with Trude being our single-given-fuck. ...whichever way you read it. Oh hohohohoho!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851254 >>17851234 She, for one should understand how hard it is to resist our swag.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:57 No.17851255

>>17851144
Have the Witches corral the aliums and force them towards the deck. Then we dive through the middle.

Think like the videos of a group of dolphins forcing a school of fish into a tightly-packed ball, then charging through the ball one-by-one to grab their prey. The only difference is that we're the one to do the charging, because the Witches are much better suited to the sort of maneuvers necessary to pin the Martians in one general spot in the air.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851256
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>>17851144

The new twincharged engines eat up the altitude like nobody's business, and you revel in the power. Sean is working frantically between the radio sets and the radar.

"Tally two on your six!" a voice cries.

"I've got a contact on your seven-" *static*

"Guns, give'm the guns!"

"I'm on fire, I'm bailing out!"

You key the mic button to raise Fighter Command and ask what the fuck is going on out there, in the dark, but you pause.

They never did assign you a callsign.

>CALLSIGN?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851258 I saw we get MC a witch pile of Shirley, Minna and Trude.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851264 >>17851245 IMPREGNATE MY STRIKER UNITS WITH YOUR SEED!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851266 File1328673508.jpg-(189 KB, 480x700, detective reisen.jpg) >>17851186 But what about some .38 Special?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851268 >>17851227 This is a night fight, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vItH-gCV_Q is superior.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851273 >>17851256 GHOST RIDER, REPORTING!

>>	Major Airlift 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851274 File1328673526.jpg-(155 KB, 720x405, zJU7b.jpg) >>17851245 ...

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851275 >>17851239 >Pilot >qualified for a leadership role. Uh. Yeah.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:58 No.17851280 >>17851256 I thought we were Blackbird One-One or some shit, when we were flying home from Christchurch.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851283

>>17851227
>Keep Alive
Oh come on. You're going to reference the AH soundtrack and you're not posting either White Devil or Naval Warfare? What the crap man?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLqhF2wswYk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6hpReqjTrA&feature=related

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851284 >>17851256 GHOST. BY ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, OUR CALLSIGN IS GHOST

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851285 >>17851256 GHOSTRIDER

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851287 >>17851256 We are the Flying Dutchman.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851288 >>17851234 Oh good. It's great material for messing with Perrine, which is always fun, and it might relax things with Trude somewhat (in that she might back off a bit, leaving us open to continuing with it or not).

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851291 >>17851256 Gremlin

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851294 >>17851256 The Tally Wacker

>>	Will 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851297 >>17851256 REVENANT.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851298 >>17851256 >CALLSIGN? Ghost. Durr.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851301 >>17851256 MAD DOG

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851302 >>17851256 Wagner

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851303 >>17851256 I vote for callsign: Idgaf

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851304 File1328673590.png-(22 KB, 800x600, 1319334457751.png) >>17851256 THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER MOBIUS ONE

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851305 >>17851256 Badger?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851306 >>17851256 Dragon Vain. Arrogant. Hoards precious items. Breaths fire like a motherfucker. Dragon.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851307 >>17851256 Mickey Mouse.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851308 >>17851199 Being incompetent wouldn't let her have the ammunition to effectively blackmail and argue down generals and marshals. She has kept the 501st in good shape. One doesn't become a Wing Commander by incompetence.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851310 >>17851256 ghost

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)22:59 No.17851311 File1328673597.jpg-(40 KB, 570x600, the troll hunter.jpg) >>17851256 Gnome

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851312 File1328673605.gif-(529 KB, 350x180, HAHAHA.gif) >>17851273 YES

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851313 >>17851256 "This is Mobius 1. What the HELL is going on?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851314 >>17851285 YES.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851315 Some good choices. I like Ghost Rider.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851317 >>17851256 SPOOKY

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851321 Ghost, or Gnome? Decisions, people!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851322 >>17851256 Trampoline

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851327 >>17851256 GHOST

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851329 >>17851255 Oh, and split any kills from this between everyone involved. It's only fair, and making ourselves look good in front of women takes precedence over our killcount.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851330 >>17851291 Seconding Gremlin.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:00 No.17851335 >>17851131 On the other hand, is it really smart to withhold possible tactical knowledge from our allies? They can fight better knowing what they have backing them up.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851338 File1328673668.jpg-(128 KB, 632x479, revolver problem solved.jpg) >>17851266 >dat Model 10 >DEM BUNNIES dammit crix I can't write and fap at the same time why u do dis

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851339 >>17851256 Ace of Spades Casanova

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851342 >>17851311 pfffhahHAHAHAH. Oh god I fucking hate you so much.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851344 File1328673680.gif-(403 KB, 200x180, 96af78d942446c00af0c46a939d154(...).gif) GNOME I'm tired of all this Minna hate. But it's all justified. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851345 >>17851256 Papa 61

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851346
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I haven't read the other threads, but is you a dude or or some sort of loli flying machine?
It kinda ruins it for me if the main character is a dude, strike witches is about cute girls doing cute things

pic semi related, AIR INTERDICTION

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851347 >>17851322 BOUNCER

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851350 File1328673695.png-(85 KB, 521x500, 124851078928.png) >>17851273 no, thats trude

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851351 >>17851273 >>17851285 >>17851284 YES. YEEEEEEES. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851352 Ghost rider is good for the moment, but gremlin suits our mechanical luck and trollish ways better

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851353 >>17851338 They only take one hand each.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851356 >>17851335 The first step to fooling your enemies, is fooling your friends.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:01 No.17851357 "I AM GHOST RIDER, RISEN FROM THE GRAVE, WHAT S YOUR STATUS?"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851358 CALLSIGN US A GNOME, WE ARE ABOUT TO PUNCH SOME ALIUMS IN THE FACE.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851359 >>17851305 Forgot to clarify, this is the closest to a valid callsign I can think of from NO fUCKS GIVEN

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851362 i like gnome

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851364 >>17851284 Oh gods this. Or spectre.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851372 >>17851346 We are a dude and we're turning witches into MACHINES OF TROLLING. Sit down and enjoy the show.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851373 File1328673760.jpg-(61 KB, 444x519, 1325950863090.jpg) >>17851350

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851375 Well shit. Looks like the callsign is gonna be Ghost, you guys.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851376 File1328673765.jpg-(57 KB, 391x389, 1326247477125.jpg) >>17851350

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851378 >>17851350 That is a terrible joke. ...but I still loled.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851380 File1328673775.jpg-(196 KB, 750x750, 1297916715080.jpg) >>17851256 >Ghost Rider >Gremlin >Mobius One Why must this decision be so hard! Fuck, I'll regret it in the morning, but going with Gremlin.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:02 No.17851381 >>17851350 Well played, good chappy, well played.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851382 File1328673784.png-(420 KB, 600x506, afterburner.png) >>17851245 >M-my airbrake is opening! I shit you not, the actual text.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851386 >>17851346 >I haven't read the other threads And thus your opinion is automatically worthless.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851388 >>17851346 Strike Witches is shit on its own. The only reason this is entertaining is because we're an asshole pilot coming in and fucking up the sparkle girls' shit.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851390 >>17851256 HALO ONE.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851392 It's gnome. Our callsign is Gnome. Planeflag will troll us all with it. Just watch

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851393 >GREMLIN >BOUNCER >GHOST I like all of these, in this order

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851394 >>17851350 awshitniggafuckinfivestarpost.png

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851395 >>17851347 Bouncer isn't bad... We are the heaviest thing in the sky here. And it's not hard to imagine it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:03 No.17851396 Ghostrider.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:04 No.17851400 >>17851346 /a/ here, and apparently a "waifufag" or whatever, but this motherfucker right here, now this shit annoys even me. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike+witches+quest read the threads, or shut up

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:04 No.17851402 Angel.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:04 No.17851404 File1328673852.gif-(16 KB, 318x472, 1240163966370.gif) >>17851380 >not choosing Mobius 1 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:04 No.17851410 GHOST BOUNCER.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:05 No.17851418 Ghostwidow

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:05 No.17851420 I think Ghostrider will do for now. We can always change it later.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:05 No.17851421 >>17851400 Awesome, a fellow /a/non, sup bro.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:05 No.17851422 I'm a fan of the whole Ghost thing. Afterall, we have returned from the grave, and we DO haunt the night skys!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:05 No.17851423 Gnome Ghost

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:05 No.17851427 The Ghostly Gremlin

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:05 No.17851431 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0bJCvSFeA

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:06 No.17851434 ghost rider

>>	Major Airlift 02/07/12(Tue)23:06 No.17851437 Specter?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:06 No.17851438 >>17851346 And this quest us about us being mother fucking pilots it magical sparkle fuel land. We don't give a fuck about sparklies as we know we are better by virtue of being a pilot. But if we cab make them like us....

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:06 No.17851442 I am the Terror that flaps in the night.....

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:06 No.17851444 File1328673993.gif-(37 KB, 259x279, 1240162802217.gif) >>17851404 >>17851313 >>17851304 You twats, we're night fliers. Our callsign is Schwarze.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:06 No.17851445 ghost is about the single most lame and cheesy call sign a night fighter pilot could possibly have. i love it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:07 No.17851457 >>17851427 Gremlin Ghost sounds better

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:07 No.17851458 Oh. Oooooooh. >WARLOCK.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)23:07 No.17851460 >>17851344 It really kind of is. Hell I liked her to begin with, but after this shit she's pulled after we took a spider to the liver for her...

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:07 No.17851462 NACHTMAREN.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:08 No.17851471 File1328674099.png-(262 KB, 826x667, 1316491338701.png) >>17851458

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:08 No.17851476 >>17851460 You do realize she did that BECAUSE we took a stab in the liver for her?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:08 No.17851477 WAKKA WAKKA

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:09 No.17851482 >>17851462 Fuck you, Zeek.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:09 No.17851492 >>17851462 Dude, we do not take Dave's squad's name. He Will find us and he Will kill us.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:09 No.17851499 >>17851460 That's her MO. She tries to drive away anyone she likes.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:09 No.17851500 Supporting ghost. Time to kill some fuckin' aliums.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851501 There is only one thing we can call ourselves... "Wizard Lead, in the air and looking to help."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851504 VULGARIS MAGISTRALIS

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851509 >>17851460 Considering MC's usual responses, I get the feeling he might just charge after it harder. He is, if anything, headstrong. (Also, personally, I can't hate her. Not when one understands why she does so.)

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851513 File1328674237.jpg-(25 KB, 600x350, car ramrod.jpg) >>17851256

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851515 >>17851458 You know, that doesn't sound half bad. >>17851462 God damnit, we're not piloting Zakus, yet.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851517 >>17851421 I'm kinda both /a/ and /tg/ really, as I am a tabletop RPer as well. Also, /tg/ has S.T.A.L.K.E.R. love as well, without being shit like /v/! What more could I want?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851518 >>17851492 Hey, who's not to say we're his ancestor?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851520 >>17851256 "Casper one-one, entering the circuit. Requesting vector to hostiles, over."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851521 >>17851499 Then she is really effective at it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851523 >>17851501 YES! only because we truely in every sense of the word, are a wizard.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:10 No.17851524
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"... GHOSTRIDER ONE-ONE, CALLING SUTTON FARM!" you declare. "Sortied from Bain, vector to nearest furball, over?"

"Ghostrider, your vector is two-foh-ar-seven," a crisp English voice informs you. "Range, eight miles."

"Situation!?"

"Massive raid! We've got Beaus and Blenheims intercepting. 442nd is scrambling. Unit and airfame, over?"

"Five-oh-one, Black Widow, over!"

There's a moment of silence. "Good luck, chap."

"How do you want to play this?" Ian asks. It's a night battle without much moonlight; the kind of fight your plane and crew were made for - but you trained for snagging night intruders or entire bomber formations, not a nasty furball like this.

>How do?

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/07/12(Tue)23:11 No.17851525 >>17851476 I am aware, but its still not cool.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:11 No.17851526 >>17851492 We predate him by a couple of centuries. To paraphrase a great line from a great movie, we can sue HIM.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:11 No.17851528 Untoten!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:11 No.17851530 >>17851501 >Wizard >we bounce PINBALL WIZARD

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:11 No.17851533 >>17851509 I understand why she does what she does and am of the opinion that she should punch herself in the genitals.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:11 No.17851538 >>17851509 I understand her just fine, but I'd still slap her shit, and I still don't think she's fit for command.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:12 No.17851552 >>17851509 At the moment, I think /tg/ can't decide if it likes Minna or Trude.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:12 No.17851554 >>17851524 BOUNCE TO THE MAX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:12 No.17851558 >>17851524 >pic Do. Want. Almost makes me want to sign up on http://lego.cuusoo.com/ to request this. ...Almost.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:12 No.17851559 >>17851530 Fuck.. I wish I thought of that.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851562 >>17851524 Over watch mode, fly high, cover witches with the turrets, and hit anything that pops out of the furball with your main guns.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851563

>>17851524
>how do

Repostan from upthread:

>Have the Witches corral the aliums and force them towards the deck. Then we dive through the middle.

>Think like the videos of a group of dolphins forcing a school of fish into a tightly-packed ball, then charging through the ball one-by-one to grab their prey. The only difference is that we're the one to do the charging, because the Witches are much better suited to the sort of maneuvers necessary to pin the Martians in one general spot in the air.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851564 >>17851524 SHA NA NA NA NA GHOST RIDER! now that i have that out of the way, we are gonna go in there scream fuck the world, and kick royal alium ass until every single xeno scum isn't even twitching from all the dead they have just aquired.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851565 We come in high, dive through the thick of it and take down everything all the way through.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851566 >>17851524 gain altitude the whole way. as much as we can. let the witches get stuck in and dive on any one who needs help or on a target of opportunity.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851569 >>17851501 From what I recall, it goes something like >This is Wizard 1. The Demon Lord has entered the nest.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851570 >>17851524 Can we pull some Schräge Musik shit on the aliums? Coming down from below, ripping them to shreds before they figure what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851573 >>17851524 Just like always. Come in high. Bounce. Try not to die.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851575 >>17851524 Dive into the middle, guns blazing, attract as much attention as possible. Then disappear.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851577 >>17851524 This is an easy "WAT DO?". We find our girls and we cover their pert little asses. LIKE A BAWSE. >stsorita propeller Damn, Captcha...

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851585 >>17851524 See if we can pick off outliers or aliums joining or leaving. Pick up altitude and start looking.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:13 No.17851587 >>17851524 Get up high, CLIMB LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER, it never hurts to get more potential speed.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:14 No.17851589 >>17851538 >>17851533 These.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:14 No.17851594 >>17851524 Find out where the girls went, follow them in.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:14 No.17851598 >>17851569 >The Gnome Lord of Castle Barin

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:14 No.17851603 >>17851524 Gain as much altitude as possible, drop on things like a hammer. Rinse and repeat. Prioritise big targets that the witches might have a hard time of, with their smaller MGs to our cannon.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:14 No.17851604 >>17851524 >>17851255 Get aliums grouped up for a strafing run then tear em apart with a fly by

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:14 No.17851607 >>17851518 >>17851526 Mein gott im himmel! Du hast Recht!

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)23:14 No.17851608 >>17851562 This No sense in taking our fat ass right through the middle, pick them off when given the opportunity and keep them off the witches panty clad 6's

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:15 No.17851612 >>17851589 God, we've fallen into the only thing worse than Waifufaging: Waifuwars.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:15 No.17851613 >>17851570 That we can, our quad .50 mount does that nicely. Also can fire straight ahead, so we can blow up their errything

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:15 No.17851618 take this bitch as high as the newfangled engines will go. and then a little higher then that. punch something hard when we can.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:15 No.17851621

>>17851538
Her past record shows that she's a fine commander, with the only mistake being refusing us permission to land.
Even the decision to go into the submarine herself was based on the fact that she can generate magic shields and has super-strength, while we are a squishy pilot with no shield, a single pistol, and the bare minimum of ground combat training.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:15 No.17851622 >>17851524 climb as we head to the furball we need to start our attack from a dive before we go full retard dogfighting. preferable combat strategy of attack runs

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:16 No.17851630 NEW THREAD TIME!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:16 No.17851633 >>17851608 Eh, right as usual, Papa. Try to get intel on enemy movements to our charges.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:16 No.17851640

>>17851552
The thing with Trude is that while I wouldn't mind getting in her (lack of) pants, I fear that speech while we were hiding in the fridge wasn't all made up. She may be just looking to relieve stress, like us and our trollan, and she still doesn't know what happened to her sister.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:16 No.17851644 >>17851630 >implying the last thread didn't get to 700 posts

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:17 No.17851650 >>17851612 Don't misunderstand; I don't have a pig in the race, so to speak, I just think Minna's a cunt. I don't care if we shag Trude or not, I just don't want anything to do with Minna.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:17 No.17851653 I think it's about time we shifted into SUMABITCH gear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:17 No.17851655 >>17851640 Annnnnnd?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:17 No.17851656 >>17851622 They can't make shields without strikers.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:18 No.17851661 >>17851633 >intel on enemy movements Yeah, I think that ultimately AWACS duty is actually the most useful thing we can do, once we figure out the right way to do it. That would free up Sanya to do her radar thing during the daytime.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/07/12(Tue)23:18 No.17851663 >>17851650 I thought the animal used in the metaphor was a horse?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851669 >>17851630 Pfft, we need to at least lap the bump limit twice over.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851672 >>17851589 >>17851621 Is it OK to image MC debating with himself over who he likes while outfighting aliens?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851675 >>17851655 Aaaaaand you think she's hot for us when she just wanted a quickie.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851677 >>17851562 This seems like the best option. Also, lets go WAAAAYYY up, and not forget our WEP!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851678 >>17851640 We're a pilot, we're not looking for anything serious here. If she just wants to let off some steam with us from time to time, that's perfectly fine with me.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851679 >>17851663 I liked his version better.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851680 >>17851663 We are talking about Minna, though.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851682 >>17851650 >I just think Minna's a cunt And we're a massive asshole. That's the extent of your point?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851683 >>17851577 >>17851577 >>17851608 >>17851608 >>17851633 >>17851633 Hell yes! Our radar and commo sets will make us an awesome overwatch aircraft. do these things!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:19 No.17851684 >>17851656 But Sakamoto did exactly that on the motorbike.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:20 No.17851690 >>17851675 Annnnnnnnnd?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:20 No.17851692 >>17851655 That response, permanently? And part of that anger will still fall on MC as she'll be searching for something to pin it on. >>17851656 They can. Minna shielded us on our approach with the bike.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:21 No.17851701 >We can act like an AWACS >Martians can triangulate radio signals >HAHAHA, I'M SPYING. I'M SPYING. DON'T LOOK AT ME SILLY MARTIANS, I'M SPYING

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:21 No.17851713 >>17851692 >And part of that anger will still fall on MC as she'll be searching for something to pin it on. We're pilots, we're designs for quickies. And I'm sure that if we're a wizard, we can make sure she's not angry at us for a good, long time.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:22 No.17851715 >>17851701 Unlike most AWACS we can fight back.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:22 No.17851716
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>>17851132
>says bofors, posts gau 19
why.jpg

also planefag which year is this? if its late 45 or even later maybe we can acquire some prototype mauser mg 213 to replace those unreliable hispanos. (i guess our gnome powers have kept them in check so far?)

more rpm and muzzle velocity are also nice.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:22 No.17851717 >>17851692 Hatesex is fun, and we can always just liquor her up with more schnapps.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:22 No.17851721 >>17851701 Yeah, being the AWACS with the giant target painted on our side and NOT being able to generate magical shields sounds like inviting Martians to shoot us down.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:22 No.17851726 >>17851701 if we're high up we'll at least force em to climb to reach us.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:22 No.17851728 >>17851690 When she inevitably breaks, whose balls do you think will go busted? We know what happened and refused to tell her.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:22 No.17851729 >>17851701 >>17851701 >>17851701 >>17851701 >>17851701 You chowderhead, we're an AWACS with fucking TEETH. Let'em come! Sorry, Chuck! You ain't winning this kill-count race!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:23 No.17851733 >>17851721 Let 'em try.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:23 No.17851742 File1328675033.jpg-(49 KB, 322x355, 1326923126212.jpg) >>17851713 Are.... are you suggesting to mess with Trude's strikers.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:24 No.17851747 >>17851742 areyoushittingme.jpg

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:24 No.17851748
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You decide to take every advantage you can, and claw for altitude, entering the fight high, but slow. You figure you can always dive for speed, and you'll probably have to anyways.

"Minna!" you call out into the dark. "Widow here, callsign Ghostrider! Angels nine, bearing two-two-"

"Copy that," Minna replies calmly. "We can't see anything down here. Engage at will and we'll form on you. Bandits at all altitudes."

Well, fuck. "Formation at one mile," Sean calls out. "Bearing... tree-oh-one degrees, velocity... calling level bombers, our altitude." He repeats the bearings over the radio, for the Witches benefit.

You push the engines to military power and adjust for intercept. Ten or twelve seconds later Sean corrects your heading a bit, and reach up to pull down the night binoculars in front of your eyes. Peering through the wide-angle binoculars, you just make out the moonlight glinting off the wing of what's probably a flight of Martian Gothas. They bear a passing resemblance to the Jerry Great War bomber, but they're naturally a hell of a lot more dangerous.

You adjust you angle a little more, bringing your P-61 in at almost a right-angle to the formation. "I've got visuals. Sean, simmer down." He does. Officially, nobody's quite sure, but you're certain the Martians have radar-detection gear, and you'd rather not tip your hand, not this close.

Your closure is considerable. You peer through the illuminated ring of the reflector gunsight, and as you press the firing stud you squeeze your eyes shut.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:24 No.17851749

>>17851701
AWACS aren't for spying, you ignorant assclown, they're for airborne C3I. You can't fucking hide a giant radar blasting away even in the real world, but that doesn't matter when the other guy has to spend all his time dodging the metric ton of shit you're directing his way.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:24 No.17851751 >>17851733 >>17851733 >>17851733 I like the cut of your jib, sir.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:26 No.17851765 >>17851748 >"Copy that," Minna replies calmly. "We can't see anything down here. Engage at will and we'll form on you. Bandits at all altitudes." Bullshit left back home, at least.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:26 No.17851766 >>17851721 You mean pulling them out of the main furball enabling us to shoot them down with the big guns? I like this plan more and more. Make sure Ian has the bottom turret, we want him and his glare covering those pretty little arses.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:26 No.17851769 >>17850794 i love the widow's turret, it's so bizzare. "Yeah, we're out of ball turrets, but our lead designer had like, a hundred miniature articulated battleship turrets just cluttering up his garage. So we used those."

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:27 No.17851779 >>17851765 Like it or not, Minna is probably a better fighter than Trude.

Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)23:27 No.17851783

>>17851749
This, AWACS are massive planes with a gigantic radar signature, they sure as shit aren't sneaky in the least.

The problem with trying to attack one lies in the fact they see you well before you see them, and they have brought a lot of friends to the party.

>>17851748
>closing eyes when you pull the trigger
WAT

>>	Major Airlift 02/07/12(Tue)23:28 No.17851786 >>17851783 Use the force?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:28 No.17851788 >>17851783 Trying not to get blinded by the flash.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/07/12(Tue)23:29 No.17851803 File1328675349.jpg-(160 KB, 700x488, gp-03homu.jpg) >>17851716 Because I don't have a picture of a bofors

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:29 No.17851808 >>17851783 >nighttime >flash from a /20mm/ cannon Yeah, those eyes had best be shut when you fire if you want any semblance of night vision afterwards.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:29 No.17851810 >>17851783 >WAT I'm presuming they're fighting at night and he doesn't want to blind himself and lose his night vision from the muzzle flash?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:29 No.17851812 >>17851783 Hey, I always close MY eyes when I'm fucking somebody. Glad to see the MC has the same tendencies.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:29 No.17851820 >>17851788 WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT: NOT JUST FOR DOUCHEBAGS ANYMORE

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:30 No.17851825 >>17851783 Problem with using AWACS against Neuroi is their masers have near-all-round firing arcs. >closing eyes 4 20mm cannons going off in close proximity. We'd better close our eyes if we want any semblance of sight.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:30 No.17851826 >>17851788 Revved up like a duce, just another roamer int eh night.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:31 No.17851835 >>17851820 And seeing the visions of your dreams.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)23:33 No.17851864 >>17851810 >>17851808 >>17851788 It doesn't look like the muzzles are placed in such a way that the flash would be an issue, actually. That would seem odd being that the P-61 is a night fighter.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:34 No.17851876 >>17851864 And the explosions and fire from whatever he's shooting at?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:35 No.17851879 Good news everybody our call sign predates Ghost Riders first comic book appearance by about 30 years.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:35 No.17851880
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>>17851748

The quad cannons hammer and roar, their ponderous BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA vibrating through the seat of your chair deliciously. You were worried about muzzle flash ruining your vision, but the rearward placing of the cannons makes it a moot point.

It's the first time you've fired your guns at night.

You nose down just slightly, diving under the bomber box. "Got 'im!" Sean cries out.

"Level bombers at angles nine, bearing tree-oh-one!" you call out for any other night fighters or Witches in the area. Tracers reach out for you wildly, but you simply roll inverted and pull into a steep dive, leveling out at six-thousand feet and moving like a bat out of hell. You begin a sharp turn to play the radar over the entire area.

"Gaggle ahead," Sean calls out tersely, and you see the returns on the small guidance scope on your instrument panel. Leveling out, you chase after it.

"Tally one bandit, two o'clock," a crisp English voice says.

"Can't see him!"

"Just above the horizon, chap!"

"I got 'im!"

On your scope you see the gaggle fuzz as a blip breaks towards you. You rip the night binoculars down and press your eyes against them, and glimpse something with wings and the forward-hunched attitude of a bulldog coming at you from a thousand yards or so.

"NEGATIVE NEGATIVE FRIENDLIES FRENDLIES!" you yodel, desperately flicking your nav lights on and off rapidly. "Beaus hold fire, hold fire!"

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:36 No.17851888 >>17851864 If it isn't enough to completely negate it, he's still better off closing his eyes for that brief moment. I'm sure he's practiced enough that it's just a seamless part of his shooting.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)23:36 No.17851889 >>17851876 Gotta make sure you've hit it first. I assume guiding the tracers into the target would be quite effective at night.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:37 No.17851900 >>17851880 SHIT Do we have IFF?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:37 No.17851906 File1328675853.jpg-(152 KB, 600x600, 1318267447802.jpg) >>17851820 And big coats that make you look bigger then you are.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:37 No.17851908 >>17851900 No? What are you? This is 194X!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:37 No.17851909 File1328675862.jpg-(70 KB, 523x367, 1270793967261.jpg) >>17851880

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:38 No.17851911 >>17851880 Argh, Same team! Same Team!

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:38 No.17851914 >>17851900 In the 1940s? Yes. It's called us yelling very, very loudly. Its success rate is debatable.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:38 No.17851915 >>17851900 Yes, it's called "rapidly flick your formation lights". :/

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:38 No.17851919 >>17851880 Bogies are distracted, go full noise and feed the witches.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:38 No.17851920 >>17851888 >practice enough >>17851880 >It's the first time you've fired your guns at night. Welp.

Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)23:39 No.17851926
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>but the rearward placing of the cannons makes it a moot point.

Aha! My endless hours of shooting things at night finally pays off.

This was the only depiction of the cannons firing that I could find, it really doesn't appear that muzzle flash would be an issue. Bit sad I cant find an actual video of them firing though.

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:40 No.17851938
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>>17851880
>The center of the gondola housed the main wing spar, fuel storage, fuel piping and control mechanisms, control surface cable sections, propeller and engine controls, and radio/IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) /communications equipment, but was predominantly occupied by the top turret mounting ring, rotation and elevation mechanisms, ammunition storage for the turret's machine guns, the GE2CFR12A3 gyroscopic fire control computer, and linkages to the gunner and radar operator's turret control columns, forward and aft, respectively.

Then again, it might just give the Martians a nice bullseye on our backs.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:41 No.17851954 >>17851926 She's beautiful. I'm half tempted to go grab a P-61 model from a hobby shop.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:41 No.17851961 >>17851908 Not who your responding to, but they actually did have IFF in the 40s, it was some really basic shit, but they did have it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:42 No.17851975 >>17851938 >>17851961 Colour me surprised. >>17851900 Sorry, mate.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:42 No.17851985 >>17851961 Bet you it's not mounted on the old-as-fuck Bristol Beaufighters that are coming after us, though.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:43 No.17851990 So in this alt history why isn't everybody flying around in jets thanks to Germany being friendly again? Delicious messerschmitts.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:43 No.17851995 >>17851954 Me too, but I have no room to put it.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:44 No.17852007 File1328676262.jpg-(53 KB, 504x404, NORTHROP P-61 Black WIDOW.jpg) >>17851954 As someone whose built one, I can say you won't be disappointed. (At least, with this model)

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:44 No.17852008 >>17851990 Nationalism. Also most of Germany got eaten by aliens. Kinda hurts R&D.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:44 No.17852011 >>17851880 We aren't Tom Brady, avoid scoring against our own side.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:45 No.17852025 >>17851990 cause all of france and much of germany are occupied. even if they were getting jets out in massive numbers theres no way we could get em.

Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/07/12(Tue)23:46 No.17852039

>>17851954
>no model shops with planes left in local area
>sister stepped on and destroyed my p-38, complete accident
Fuck, I wonder if I still have any old models lying around in a box somewhere.

I want to make an Ork conversion B-17

>>17851990
Cost and manufacturing difficulty, probably.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:47 No.17852040
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>>17851880

The Beaufighter thunders towards you -

- and past, without firing its own 20mm cannons into you.

"Beaus, break right, break break break!" you hear Trude holler. The Brits obey with aclarity, heeling their heavy fighters around hard, just as a two braces of Martian steam-sleds come upon them from behind, firing like mad. One Beau takes a hit to the tank, and it dives for the deck, a bright meteor of flame in the night as it tries to extinguish the flames.

The steam-sleds are heavy, ponderous machines that trail thick clouds of vapor; hence the name. They lack any obvious or sizable wings, and it's a complete mystery how the oddly-shaped things stay airborne. They perform fantastically, but not unbearably. The Martians employ them like human forces employ Me-110s or Mosquitoes - heavy fighters, night fighters and escorts, ground attack or even light bombers.

You push the nose down hard, and Sean curses as he loses radar track. You, however, can just barely make out their silloutetes against the slightly lighter black of the night sky, and wherever they occlude the Milky Way the steam sleds are plainly visible as they chase the hapless Beaufighters. Just dots at this range, but the sleds move in a subtly different way, slightly unnatural, as suits their strange relationship with aerodynamics.

You turn hard, sliding behind and under the running chase as it begins to break into a mad melee. Tracers light the night, and you hear the Witches radio chatter as they got to work.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:47 No.17852044 >>17851990 Also, Gloster Meteor

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:47 No.17852047 >>17851990 Given we are in... 1943-1944?, there is likely jet technology but the turbines are not reliable. Our radials are far more tolerant of our bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:47 No.17852049 >>17852008 Shouldn't effect this, though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloster_Meteor

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:48 No.17852058 >>17852044 Wasn't it a brit who invented the jet engine, but it got killed by politics?

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:49 No.17852063

>>17851990
even if you had so many jets, why not fly the rest of your airforce too, its not like older planes disappear when new ones are manufactured. the pilots would need training with the new engine type and you wouldn't have tons of them right away.

also there were jet engines for witches in the series.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/07/12(Tue)23:50 No.17852073 >>17852040 Wait, did we literally just pull a DIVE DIVE DIVE, HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT moment?

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:51 No.17852085

>>17851990

Same reason everyone in Germany wasn't flying around in jets.

Jet engines are incredibly difficult to make, and the early ones weren't all that much better than propeller aircraft. They were fast, sure, but they were incredibly inefficient and would suck fuel like a like Lucchini wants to suck Charlotte's tits. They were also incredibly unreliable and would need to be replaced after a fraction of the flight hours of piston-driven craft.

It's actually a pretty good argument to say that one of the big reasons Germany lost the air war was the diversion of resources into the highly-specialized equipment required to build jet-aircraft instead of improving and mass-producing battle-tested airframes like the Me.109 and Fw.190.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:52 No.17852094 >>17852085 Well that and Hitler wanted to make the Me-262 a bomber.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:52 No.17852095 >>17852047 this as well, the early jet engines were prone to catching fire, and were very temperamental.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:54 No.17852113 >>17852095 A gremlin should look at this. Could get it to work.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:54 No.17852115 >>17852095 Also, attaching them to the wings with glue wasn't the best of ideas.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/07/12(Tue)23:54 No.17852122
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>>17852040

You slide in below and behind a 'sled that's coming up hard on a Beaufighter trying to run. The Beau pilot's in a shallow dive, so you match angles to keep under the 'sled and in the Martian's blind-spot. As weird as they are, the fucking things are... 'martianed,' and the pilots are only, uh, martians. They DO have eyes in the back of their head, but even they can't see through solid metal.

Yet.

"Skiddly-boo-bop," Ian mutters as you saddle up on the Martian. The Beau pilot isn't maneuvering, unloading for speed, which is smart, but he hasn't spotted the 'sled, and probably won't before its too late.

"Bop bippity..." the top-turret whirrs as it slews about.

"BIP-BOP YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!" The quad-fifties roar, and you hold the Widow steady as Ian fires up into the belly of the sled, aiming for the compartment housing whatever the hell it is that makes the steam, generally presumed to be the engine. There's a bright flash, then flames, and the 'sled heels over and vanishes. You bank hard, peering out the left-hand side of your canopy, and watch it enter a death-spiral.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/07/12(Tue)23:55 No.17852126 >>17852063 Not until S2, IIRC, and also the experimental Jet Striker had problems similar to the Jet Planes. Except what it burned for fuel was magic.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:55 No.17852130 >>17852122 Now Jazz Hands!

Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:56 No.17852135

>>17851985
Point, I only see that German aircraft and the British Mosquito had them, far as I can see. Looking through some random googled sources(yeah, potentially inaccurate) says that most Allied planes had the MkI after it was developed in 1940, and the later planes had the MkII as it and they were being rolled out, but I cannot find a specific list, sorry mate

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:56 No.17852140 >>17852122 What the crap, Ian? What the crap?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:56 No.17852141 File1328676997.jpg-(28 KB, 331x311, 1312324884249.jpg) >>17852122 >Ian

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:57 No.17852145 >>17852126 Yep... Last thing we need is witches dropping dead... Dead tired! I meant dead tired! They're perfectly safe! Once we get them out of beta...

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:57 No.17852148 >>17852122 is dat sum ysflight?

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:57 No.17852156 >>17852122 Warn the Beaus. Also, check on witch status. Try to bail out any that are in trouble.

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:59 No.17852179 Planefag, what time are you expecting to run to tonight? You started kinda early. I missed the first thread because of Cloudflare bullshit...

>>	Anonymous 02/07/12(Tue)23:59 No.17852182 >>17852122 Now that's what I'm talking about, we keep outta sight and blindside the martians at every opportunity, they'll soon learn to fear the night like white men fear ghettos.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:00 No.17852191 >>17852179 503 errors errywhere. I was so glad when they cleared up.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:01 No.17852198 >>17852122 If we have time to watch our kills, we have time to get a sitrep on the witches, who I can only assume are up here with us.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:01 No.17852199 File1328677293.jpg-(164 KB, 479x640, expert cirno.jpg) >>17852140 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%A4ge_Musik

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:02 No.17852214 >>17852179 This will be the last thread. Perhaps. I'll wrap it up in a half-hour or so.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:02 No.17852218 File1328677364.png-(10 KB, 493x402, internethighfive.png) >>17852199 Yessssssssss I wanted use to do this on a night fight so bad

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:02 No.17852221 >>17852199 Ha

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:05 No.17852246 >>17852214 Awww.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:05 No.17852249 File1328677538.jpg-(33 KB, 449x300, odog.jpg) >>17852199 >>17852199 >gunfire suddely erupting up through the floor. made me think of this.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:06 No.17852264 >>17852214 Just get to the par where Trude is about to die and do your cliffhangar, I need to go to bed.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:07 No.17852284 >>17852264 >Just get to the par where we get shot down right in front of Trude and she thinks we died for real this time and then cliffhanger. FTFY

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:07 No.17852286 >>17852264 Don't encourage him.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:08 No.17852292 >>17852264 Nah, im expecting more of martians dangling her sister like fruit infront of her.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:08 No.17852294 File1328677703.jpg-(95 KB, 620x655, oZV3U_41.jpg) >>17852264 jackass

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:08 No.17852298 >>17852284 >Just get to the par where we get shot down right in front of Trude and she thinks we died for real this time and then new thread. FTFY

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:09 No.17852306
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>>17852122

Minna, Sean and the rear-radar-warning set all scream at you at about the same time, but it's Minna's addition of "break-right" that you obey, slamming the rudders immediately to side-slip, then shoving the yoke forward and turning it hard-right for a sharp turn. Tracers flash past overhead and your Widow shakes as a steam-sled thunders past overhead, leaving a strange reverberation in your chest for a moment.

Minna's radio call let you turn into his attack, and like a rank amateur you catch a glimpse of the 'sled turning back the other way to come after you.

"Bait and switch?" Minna calls. She's asking you to play the target.

>Yes?
>No?
>BAD IDEA, HERE'S A BETTER ONE

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:09 No.17852309 >>17852264 >implying the we won't be the ones in danger ... And Minna is the one who saves us.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:09 No.17852312 >>17852292 Ah, so evil!Witch time?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:10 No.17852317 >>17852306 Yes!

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:10 No.17852318 >>17852306 Yes sir.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:10 No.17852319 >>17852306 >Strange reverberation in your chest I don't think the plane is going to fail this time.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:10 No.17852323 >>17852306 Do it, we're a fat juicy target. One they'll go for.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:10 No.17852324 >>17852309 >>17852306 Ahahahaha

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:10 No.17852328 >>17852306 Yes. We've got its attention, her plan is sound.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:11 No.17852339 >>17852306 >only one with out a shield >be the bait! left the bullshit at home, huh? ...do it i guess.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:11 No.17852342 >>17852306 Yes, playing as part of the unit will lead to them trusting us more in the future, see if you can line up a shot yourself while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:11 No.17852343 >>17852306 Yes, it will never see her coming.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:11 No.17852345 >>17852306 I'd feel a whole lot better about this if we weren't such an easy target, but I don't see a better plan...

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:11 No.17852346 >>17852306 Fuck yes

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:11 No.17852347

>>17852298
>Shot down in front of Trude
>She thinks we're dead
>Actually captured by Martians
>Interrogated
>BUST OUT
>Bump into Chris in the process
>RESCUE TIME AHOY
>Steal steamsled
>Home again, home again, jiggity-jig.
>Biggest damn heroes

It's what I want. Leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:11 No.17852350 >>17852306 Yeah what the hell. Yes.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:12 No.17852355 >>17852306 do it blast a signal from our equipment, see if we can't draw some attention.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:12 No.17852356 >>17852306 >>17852306 >Yes. "ON IT! Y'know, Minna? This is a strange time for trust-fall exercises

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:12 No.17852357 File1328677924.png-(68 KB, 258x222, RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE.png) >>17852306 CRAZY IVAN

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:12 No.17852361 >>17852306 Well, for once I'm inclined to listen to her. She is our superior officer (And not obviously impaired this time.) and this is a combat situation. We may be a pilot, but we still realize that orders in combat are orders.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:12 No.17852371 >>17852306 Do it! "Jawoll, Comandant!"

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:13 No.17852385 >>17852306 Yes.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:13 No.17852386

>>17852339
We already have the Martian's attention, and it's more likely to try for a sure kill against us than get cut down like its brethren against magically shielded Witches.

So her plan is a good one. She DID leave the bullshit at home.
We're a pilot, being a target is our job, remember?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:14 No.17852394 >>17852306 >BAD IDEA, HERE'S A BETTER ONE We be the bait, but we get some support in the way of someone that can shield us.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:14 No.17852395 >>17852339 A shield she can't use while playing bait anyway, so...

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:14 No.17852397 >>17852371 Not Oberst?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:15 No.17852411 >>17852306 "... don't screw this up."

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:18 No.17852428 File1328678281.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) Aww... You do like her

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:18 No.17852435 >>17852371 Say this. >>17852411 Don't say this.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:18 No.17852439 >>17852428 Liking her and tolerating her are two completely different things, do not get them confused.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:18 No.17852444 >>17852428 Her resistance makes our penis harder.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:18 No.17852445 >>17852428 >functioning together as a combat unit >like not same.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:19 No.17852452 >>17852428 >Aww... you do trust her to not completely fuck up in a combat situation FTFY

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:19 No.17852456 >>17852394 >>17852395 i hope minna gets someone to shield us. other wise we'll have to gun it.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:19 No.17852465 So much tsun.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:19 No.17852468 >>17852444 For Trude, or Shirley.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:20 No.17852469 >>17852411 Don't say this. You want to reward her for acting like the commander that all of you were saying she wasn't, with more asshattery?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:20 No.17852472 >>17852428 Of course /tg/ likes her! they're just embarassed about it. /tg/ is tsundere IRL.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:21 No.17852482 >>17852468 >For Trude and Shirley. FTFY. Also, because I kind of want us to tell Chuck that we fucked his sister.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:21 No.17852483 Fucking waifufags. 0/10 Troll better.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852494

>>17852085
eh as far as i know there was no lack of (regular) planes but of trained pilots and later fuel. the me 262 would have been glorious if it wouldnt have been for ze fuehrer and his blitzbomber bullshit.
only because galland was buddies with speer he could get a small amount of me262 for an experimental fighter squadron.
btw barkhorn (trude) was in gallands final ace only me262 squadron too.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852495 >>17852452 Minna's powers is an ability to know the positions of all enemy forces at all times, she's clairvoyant. i think we can trust her at night, she probably knows more about where the enemy is than we do.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852498 >>17852482 "I broke the sound barrier!" "I broke your sister's hymen"

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852500 >>17852482 Given the bath incident, I suspect it would be more accurately described as her fucking us.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852501 >>17852371 My vote

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852503 >>17852452 I'm a little surprised at that statement See: >>17851538 >>17851206

>>	Major Airlift 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852508 >>17852482 He'd probably respond with "No, she fucked you." or "No, she raped you."

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:22 No.17852510 >>17852469 She's probably fine in combat, it's on the ground she a problem. But your right, no need to do something stupid like that. >>17852472 We really, really don't. see >>17852468 >>17852482

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:23 No.17852519 >>17852498 I think that is looong gone.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:23 No.17852524 >>17852498 Wahahahaha.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:24 No.17852532 >>17852503 see >>17852510 In combat, she doesn't have time to be an idiot. She's still a pilot, after all.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:24 No.17852533 >>17852498 Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:24 No.17852545 >>17852510 So you're the physical embodiment of /tg/ now? We can't decide who we like better.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:24 No.17852546 >>17852356 This, definitely this.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:26 No.17852561

>>17852510
>>17852532
>She's probably fine in combat, it's on the ground she a problem
>In combat, she doesn't have time to be an idiot. She's still a pilot, after all.
That's not what you and the others were saying earlier in the thread.
The posts directing hate towards her painted her as completely incompetent as both a soldier and a leader. That she could not fulfill her role as Wing Commander and as a combat pilot.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:26 No.17852565 >>17852545 Some of us certainly fucking can, so you're in no better position to speak for /tg/ than he is.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:26 No.17852568

>>17852482
There are two problems here. For starters
>telling a guy you did his sister
8/10 times this is suicide. He will kill you. If he doesn't, he's one of the 1/10 that will find some way to make your life miserable. I know if some douche used my little sister to get his rocks off I'd be making a lot of hits against that guy's weak point: his vehicle.

Secondly, have we known Chuck for 24 hours yet? If not, we will soon, and man law dictates that after those 24 hours his sister is off limits FOREVER.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:27 No.17852575

>>17852510
Actually, I think we're pretty well split on the Minna subject. Some of us hate her, some of us like her, some of us hate her now but expect to like her if/when she pulls that stick out of her ass, and the end result of all this disagreement is that the MC is so damn tsundere toward Minna he's practically bipolar.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:27 No.17852580 Planefag, post soon because these morons are killing me.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:28 No.17852587 >>17852561 I really don't remember anyone saying she was bad in the air. Her attempted raid of the submarine was stupid, but that was on the ground.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:28 No.17852588 >>17852565 I can safely say we're in disagreement. Anyone want to challenge that statement?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:28 No.17852589 File1328678895.gif-(21 KB, 540x490, antiminhammer.gif) >>17852561 no one said a damn thing about her as a pilot she has a hundred ninety something kills. trust mean ive been hating minna since season 1 i know why shes awful.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:28 No.17852597 >Waifufags Oh god make it stop.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:28 No.17852599 >>17852575 I subscribe to this. Planefag is probably having a hoot writing out this state of mind.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/08/12(Wed)00:29 No.17852603 File1328678954.jpg-(37 KB, 614x612, apathetic sumeragi.jpg) >>17852568 Not everyone is autistic like you, sorry.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:29 No.17852607 I swear to god, I'll turn this thread around.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:29 No.17852608 For some reason whenever I think of MC/Minna I think of that scene from BSG where Tyrol and Boomer are having a big argument on the flight deck, screaming at each other until they walk into a weapon locker and immediately start making out.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:30 No.17852618 Wait, I'm still confused. How many wheelchairs CAN we fit in a B-52?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:30 No.17852619 File1328679017.jpg-(92 KB, 400x300, 1317077412346.jpg) >>17852608

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:31 No.17852626 >>17852568 I'm pretty sure that if Shirley tells us to drop our pants and Chuck to deal with it, we'll drop our pants and Chuck will deal with it. The consequences of not doing what Shirley tells you to do when she tells you to do it are likely quite severe.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:31 No.17852629 >>17852608 That almost happened. Except we thought Minna was going to kill us for bathing with the Witches so we kicked the door down and ran like hell.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:31 No.17852632
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"Got that, pip pip and CHEERIO," you call back, and deliberately begin a turn to the right as the Martian turns hard-right himself to re-engage you. The turn puts you right in front of him and soon he's on your six, tracking for a shot. Sean keeps you informed quite tersely, since he's the one without anything but plexiglass between him and the minirockets.

Your slow, easy turn gives the Martian an easy shot... and keeps him making a slow, easy turn. There's a brief roar of magical engines, the distant, muted rat-a-tat of small arms-

"He's down, he's down!" Sean calls out excitedly.

"Join on me!" Minna calls, and you see very dim green lights flash once in the darkness. Consulting your artificial horizon, you pull back the throttles just a little and form up. Looking right, you make out the vague silhouette of another Witch on your right, not thirty or forty feet away."

"Bearings?" Minna asks.

"Scattered contacts co-alt," Sean replies immediately, "small gaggle ahead, two miles, angels five, cold. Scattered formation at three o'clock, eighteen-hundred yards, angels... six and change, circling. Four miles, large gaggle, angels twelve? Hot."

Minna is silent for a single, charged moment, and then she starts barking orders, quickly routing wing-pairs of Witches in every direction. About half of them she orders to climb hard for angels twelve, a few she keeps circling, trying to cover the Beaus, and she calls the rest to join on her.

"Chatter on the Limey band; some Blenheims caught up with the level bombers at angels nine," Sean reports.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:31 No.17852637 File1328679100.jpg-(49 KB, 300x283, 1326926135440.jpg) >>17852608 Yesssss, i can see this happening.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:32 No.17852645 >>17852608 The reason I don't like the Minna pairing is that it's too obvious. Of course the MC would get together with the main character (I assume. I obviously don't actually watch that shit) from the show. It's cliche, it's dull, it's boring.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:33 No.17852652 >>17852608 Pretty much exactly what I've been rooting for this whole time, but I'm still waiting for the aftermath from the whole "moving us to the other side of the island" thing.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:33 No.17852661 I don't want to end with MC and Minna being a couple. I want it to end with them being bros.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:33 No.17852662 >>17852645 Dude, the main character is Yoshika. As in, the little Japanese girl that keeps patching us up and being as unobtrusive as possible. Minna is actually the reasonable authority figure.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:33 No.17852664 >>17852645 She's not even slightly the main character. Oddly enough, Miyafuji is, with Sakabroto coming close second.

>>	Major Airlift 02/08/12(Wed)00:34 No.17852666 >>17852645 If our MC got with the main character of Strike Witches he'd be a pedo. Since it's Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:34 No.17852672 >>17852645 There really isn't a main character in SW. And if there is, it's not Minna. She's just the person in charge.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:35 No.17852679 >>17852661 There is no way MC is gonna be a couple with the main character from the show. She's more like a niece to us than anything.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:36 No.17852689 >>17852679 Or kid sister.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:36 No.17852702

>>17852645
Nope. Sakabroto and Yoshika are actually the main characters of the show, if wiki and tvtropes aren't lying to me.

I mean, use your brain for a moment. The show's made in Japan, would the main plot revolve around any characters who lack sufficient GRORIOUS NIPPONESE SPIRIT?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/08/12(Wed)00:37 No.17852704 Though she is the only one we've kissed so far.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:37 No.17852711

>>17852662
>>17852664
>>17852666
>>17852672
>>17852679
Ah, noted. Though the number of people with familiarity of the show here does concern me somewhat.
Either way, she's clearly a big figure in this quest, and if we can duck that and end up with someone other than the obvious tsundere choice, it'd be better.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:37 No.17852712 File1328679473.gif-(1.6 MB, 350x197, 1307581846940.gif) >>17852704

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:38 No.17852715 >>17852704 She kissed us. We didn't start it.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:38 No.17852718 >>17852632 Please tell me there are some Mossies around.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:38 No.17852722 File1328679512.png-(876 KB, 1276x718, miyafuji whoa.png) >>17852662 >>17852664 >>17852666 >>17852672 >>17852679 >>17852689 >>17852702 We lack tits, Miyafuji is uninterested.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:38 No.17852724 >>17852704 What. That little peck on the cheek doesn't count. And if it's for kissing, disregarding this thread's furious makeout with Trude, we did it with Perrine (of all people) first.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:38 No.17852726 >>17852704 >Though she is the only one we've kissed so far. So you missed this >>17850714

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:38 No.17852728 >>17852704 We've kissed Perrine, twice.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:38 No.17852729 >>17852704 With any seriousness at least, frenchie counts for first kissed witch counts otherwise.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:39 No.17852734 >>17852711 The overlap between /tg/ and /a/ is bigger than you might suspect.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:39 No.17852735 File1328679578.jpg-(77 KB, 600x849, 95c883c2dad8ba1d94f0199cc81e71(...).jpg) >>17852704 Did we kiss her? Because I KNOW every other witch we've done it with we've been the one being kissed.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:39 No.17852736 >>17852711 /a/ is all over this.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)00:40 No.17852742 >>17852734 Yep. Seems like we have a decent /k/ presence as well.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:40 No.17852743 >>17852724 I don't even remember a peck on the cheek. And as long as I'm avoiding searching through the archives, who was it that we saved in the third thread or so, when we first had to land at the castle? Was that Trude?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:40 No.17852747 >>17852736 I'm not even /a/ and I knew that.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/08/12(Wed)00:41 No.17852753 I mean, we initiated. Sorry.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:41 No.17852754

>>17852711
>Though the number of people with familiarity of the show here does concern me somewhat.

I went and looked it up. What, you think I'd waste my time actually watching it? LoGH is going to consume pretty much my entire animu-watching timeslot for the near future.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:41 No.17852755
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>>17852632

"Erica, Perrine, form on Ghostrider's right wing," Minna commands calmly. "Perrine, with me on the left. Ghostrider, take us towards the circling formation; I think they're fighters trying to re-form."

You silently concur, and wheel your heavy fighter about. They're very close, and it doesn't take you long to close on them. You're barely thirty seconds from the merge when a voice snaps into your earphones as Sean hastily presses the mic of one radio to the speaker of the second:

"-ore spotter Seven, Shore Spotters seven, got a chem-light in the water about two miles out, repeat, two miles out, no aircraft near it," a voice is calling. "Straight out from Bonners Li- I mean, the lighthouse on the cliff. Think it's a witch."

"Well do ya think or do you ya know, asshole-" Ian grunts.

"-Wakes in the water!" another voice breaks in, and the owner can't be older then fourteen. "Coming from the French si- RAMS! MARTIAN BOATS! They're going for the Witch!"

Eila wails, and your stomach knots as the dots on your little scope rush ever closer.

There's no way to be in two places at once. The Witch is dead.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:41 No.17852757

>>17852711
Aside from those us that watched the series, others of us felt it prudent to read the fucking wiki concerning the setting, since we're not supposed to be some backwoods hick from bumblefuck nowhere who just stepped off of the bus at an air force base, and should know a little bit about the setting.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:41 No.17852761 >>17852743 yah, it was trude

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:41 No.17852766 >>17852742 /k/ and /tg/, or /k/ and /a/? /tg/ I'm aware of, and that makes a lot of sense, but /a/ seems a -touch- more unlikely.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:42 No.17852774 >>17852743 No, it was the other German girl, Whatshername.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852781 File1328679787.jpg-(363 KB, 850x1250, sample_1ee94f8fad9063de911edb6(...).jpg) >>17852755 FUCKING DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852782 >>17852742 Pretty much. We're all neckbeards here. Some like chinese cartoons, some like rolling dice and some like guns, we're all the same at heart.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852784 >>17852755 WAIT. WHO THE FUCK.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852788
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>People making assumptions without even watching Strike Witches

It's not because she's a bitch. Minna's just protective to the point where she can't handle casualties on her side, besides that, she's a very competent leader.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852790 >>17852632 Planebro, don't mean to be a bother, but in your alternate history, what are the martians doing on the land front? Are they just using thier miasma to keep the "allies" at bay? or are they fightan like real men?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852791 >>17852735 Actually, I think we were the instigator on that first kiss with Perrine. Wasn't that some of our early trolling with her?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852793 >>17852755 This is why we have that "War Emergency Power" button.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852796 >>17852755 No... We've got pretty red button, I say we use it.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852799 >>17852755 I think we can, if we try.

>>	Will 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852801 War emergency power time? War emergency power time.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:43 No.17852803 >>17852753 She started it >>17850714 >Trude kisses you.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:44 No.17852804 >>17852755 >dead Naw, they'll try and capture her. Asploderate some more fighter then we can go fishing.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:44 No.17852806 >>17852791 No, it was her making out with us on the spot to cover our stealing mad ammo from the Brits.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:44 No.17852810 >>17852755 WEP. Strafing Run. Now.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:44 No.17852815
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>>17852755

NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: KNIGHTS CROSS MEETS THE KNIGHTS FORK.

I'm thinking we will re-convene SUNDAY, at the usual time. PERHAPS Thursday, if I can swing it. I'll post on /tg/ if that's the case to let you all know ahead of time.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:44 No.17852816 >>17852801 ENGAGE WAR EMERGENCY POWER

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:44 No.17852817 >>17852755 WEP!!! DIVE IN AND ROLL TO BRING TURRET TO BEAR

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:45 No.17852822 >>17852755 >>17852755 ...Damn! "Minna, Ghostrider; permission to break formation! We can't pull her out of the drink but we can keep the boats off her!"

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/08/12(Wed)00:45 No.17852825 File1328679913.png-(193 KB, 640x480, much better.png) >>17852754 hell yeah mothefucker

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:45 No.17852826 >>17852755 Now would be a good time to tell Minna we're breaking formation, and use that War Emergency Power.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/08/12(Wed)00:45 No.17852827 >>17852801 >>17852796 >>17852793 I think Witches in danger constitutes a 'war emergency', don't you?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:45 No.17852835 >>17852755 WEP time

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:46 No.17852842 >>17852815 PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG Waiting warmly for WHENEVER YOU RUN THIS GODDAMN. Who the fuck was in the lighthouse?

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:46 No.17852843

>>17852788
this is what people who haven't watched the anime actually believe.

>pulls a gun on sakamoto
>retarded fraternization policy
>live ammunion, weapons, and strikers avalible for witches to just come in and take in attempts to murder each other
>the air raid siren not only unguarded but UNATTENDED
>seriously, witches cant even talk to their own groundcrews??

shes a fucking awful political appointee and the only reason everyone isnt dead is because the 501st is made up of the top aces on the planet.

sure you can put all that down to 'overprotectiveness' and say that *aside* from that shes great, whatever. ive got this cousin whos got sever downs syndrome and cant even speak but you know if it werent for that he would be GREAT at chess.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:46 No.17852846 We need a SWQ setting thread so we can discuss without F5ing the quest thread to hell and back

>>	Major Airlift 02/08/12(Wed)00:46 No.17852849 File1328679996.jpg-(72 KB, 310x451, 1303451934905.jpg) >>17852815 Damn you! It's been quite a few threads since you've had me with one of these cliffhangers!

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:46 No.17852853 >>17852815 PLANEFAAAAG

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:46 No.17852854 >>17852806 No, before that. When we crashed on what I assume was her bed, and woke up with her on top of us, warning us to stay away from Sakamoto.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:46 No.17852855 File1328680017.jpg-(48 KB, 475x799, flametrain.jpg) >>17852815 >>17852815 I prepared myself, and you STILL got me! Damn you and your incredible writing skills! And your preponderance for cliffhangers!

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:47 No.17852857 >>17852815 DAMN YOU PLANFAG! Where on /tg/ will you post?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:47 No.17852858 >>17852815 FFFFFFFFFFFFFF got a game on sunday

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:47 No.17852859 Next time, either we super magic, or dead witch. I'm gonna put money on dead witch for drama.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:47 No.17852861 File1328680029.png-(121 KB, 500x500, 1325096474601.png) >>17852815 >NEXT TIME God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIT!

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:47 No.17852862 File1328680044.jpg-(1.61 MB, 3000x4495, 1321132448321.jpg) >>17852742 Represent

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:47 No.17852869 File1328680069.jpg-(59 KB, 1051x1200, 1321849413308.jpg) >>17852815 An excellent cliffhanger. It hurts so bad, but I knew it was coming when you said half an hour left. In other news, witch armoured corps quest from earlier? Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:47 No.17852870 File1328680078.jpg-(38 KB, 255x288, 1208210610254.jpg) >>17852815 PLAAAANEFFAAAGGG

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:48 No.17852873

>>17852788
She probably thinks that her "sense everything on the battlefield" ability should translate to "able to perfectly coordinate everyone's movements 100% of the time so that nobody on her side ever gets hurt or dies", and can't quite get over the fact that she's wrong.

The survivability of each individual Witch would just make it worse, since the downside of low unit turnover is that you've probably had plenty of time to get to know the poor sap who just got killed. It's a lot easier to take it in stride when you don't expect the majority of your squadron to make it through more than 5-10 missions tops.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:49 No.17852891 File1328680166.jpg-(446 KB, 1263x1525, Legend of Galactic Homos.jpg) >>17852825 I've heard good things about it.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/08/12(Wed)00:50 No.17852898 >>17852869 I wanted to try makin a tankwitch quest, but since in lazy,im waiting for planefag's master guide to his alt history before i can do anything ;_;

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/08/12(Wed)00:50 No.17852902 File1328680238.png-(1.78 MB, 634x1374, sandwhich.png) >>17852891 Out of context screencaps are the best. Be sure to take some.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:50 No.17852903 File1328680239.png-(37 KB, 747x521, 1321110490223.png) >>17852815 Again with the damn cliffhanger! PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:50 No.17852911 Get this thread Chived if its not already

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)00:51 No.17852912 >>17852862 >yfw I'm in that picture somewhere I don't lurk /k/ as much as I used to, though. I think /k/ has a pretty strong presence on /tg/, and it used to have a good relationship with /a/ before newfags flooded the board with their shit.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:51 No.17852925

>>17852790
>Planebro, don't mean to be a bother, but in your alternate history, what are the martians doing on the land front? Are they just using thier miasma to keep the "allies" at bay? or are they fightan like real men?

A combination of both. The miasma, or 'black smoke' is commonly employed, but human forces got pretty good at rushing for rivers, thick forests and other natural barriers to the miasma's spread. The Miasma is also rather ineffective against simpler engines and completely useless against things like horses (as long as they've got gas masks, as well as the riders.) The Russians and the Poles have fared well in quick maneuver warfare, using armored trains and cavalry for quick hammer-and-anvil maneuvers.

The fighting in North Africa rages on, though the Martians major assault into Libya has been blunted, then crushed by Patton and Rommel's combined forces, augmented by the remnants of Italian divisions.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:52 No.17852936 >>17852755 >"Erica, Perrine, form on Ghostrider's right wing," Minna commands calmly. "Perrine, with me on the left. wait a minute planefag, you just said theres no way to be in two places. why are there two perrines?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:52 No.17852937 >>17852912 Is /k/lansmen still an accurate sobriquet for them or have the wingnuts all migrated to Stormfront by now?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:53 No.17852948 >>17852936 Maybe he meant Trude?

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:53 No.17852949

>>17852755
Let me just check if I'm parsing this right:
Someone, likely a witch, is in the water and has activated a emergency light on their lifevest or whatever. (Do the witches not have radios? Shouldn't we have heard someone go down?)
The person reporting this over the radio sounds very young.
Eila is still flying, and we hear her over the radio.

Yes, no?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/08/12(Wed)00:54 No.17852960 File1328680462.jpg-(593 KB, 1500x1100, 1307827797061.jpg) >>17852898 capicha is eatan mah images

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:54 No.17852961
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>>17852925

The Martians also employ warships, presumably to counter their inability to use the Miasma over water. Direct-fire masers are powerful and never miss, but once a human battleship gets their range, shit tends to get incredibly real with great swiftness. The masers are particularly susceptible to blooming problems and sea conditions greatly influence their effectiveness. Martians have been employing ships with short-range explosive-chucking carronades recently, similar to torpedo boats but without standoff range. They've been dubbed "rams" for their passing similarity to ironclad-era torpedo rams.

>>17852936
>later

"Oh, sorry, Lynette. I get you two mixed up a lot."

>instarage

Minna's not above trolling. Either that or I accidentally a copy-and-paste while editing WHOKNOWS

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:54 No.17852962 File1328680472.jpg-(149 KB, 372x549, Haters_gonna_hate.jpg) >>17852843 You do realize you're talking about an anime about magical girls, right? Plus, ground crews are allowed to speak with them. Just not mingle with them.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:54 No.17852963 >>17852815 Cliffhanger be damned, that witch is getting saved.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:55 No.17852968
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>>17852925
>The fighting in North Africa rages on, though the Martians major assault into Libya has been blunted, then crushed by Patton and Rommel's combined forces, augmented by the remnants of Italian divisions.

So I take it we won't be seeing any appearances from the Star of Afrika. Dayum Shame.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:55 No.17852969 File1328680505.png-(31 KB, 961x612, 1323651459044.png) >>17852912 /a/ and /k/ relationship has been rapidly deteriorating. I blame both sides.

Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)00:55 No.17852972

>>17852937
The /stormfront/ folk are still around, though diminished with all the wordfiltering. Unfortunately didn't raise the quality of most threads.

Its a fun board until you lurk it long enough that every thread is a repeat of a prior thread.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:55 No.17852976 >>17852961 >"Oh, sorry, Lynette. I get you two mixed up a lot." Let this happen. Please.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:57 No.17852987 File1328680625.jpg-(18 KB, 150x186, abrialj.jpg) >>17852925 One last question: Admiral Jean-Marie Charles Abrial. Dude who was in charge at Dunkirk. How's he doing in this universe? I know he was a minor commander, but he always sat right by me.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)00:57 No.17852992
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>>17852937

Between strict and sustained mod action, and a mounting hostility from the board denizens themselves, the skinheads have pretty much been run off the board.

Summer, however, still renders /k/ effectively nonexistent as the newest batch of 13-year-old fuckheads drop by to scream racial slurs then congratulate themselves on being the most edgy clever trolls ever to breathe.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/08/12(Wed)00:58 No.17853001 >>17852969 I blame /k/ mostly, I remember when /k/ stood for /k/usanagi. Now you even mention animu and the thread gets shitspammed. Half the reason I stopped even going there. I've never seen much animosity of /a/ toward /k/

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:58 No.17853002 >>17852949 It might still be Elia. All we can be sure of is that it's not Minna, Perrine, Lynette or Erica.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:58 No.17853003 File1328680701.jpg-(19 KB, 238x233, 1326774049994.jpg) Planefag, you know we love you, right?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:58 No.17853005 >>17852962 Well one of our goals in this quest is to get that sort of stupid shit corrected; there's no reasonable excuse for it.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:58 No.17853009

>>17852961
So has the exodus from Germany resulted in American shipyards churning out Type XXI Elektroboots by the score?

And if this quest goes to sea, the I-400 class submarines must make an appearance. They were awesome, and would be even more so when they only have to launch Witches instead of full-size aircraft.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:58 No.17853010 File1328680733.gif-(379 KB, 500x550, 1328157745192.gif) Right, I'm out. Have some Erica.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/08/12(Wed)00:59 No.17853015 File1328680781.jpg-(50 KB, 502x401, japanese bird forever.jpg) >>17852992

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)00:59 No.17853018

>>17852755
This post. I am so confuse.
>"Erica, Perrine, form on Ghostrider's right wing," Minna commands calmly. "Perrine, with me on the left.
I have to be reading this wrong.

>There's no way to be in two places at once. The Witch is dead.
Who? Or is that part of the cliffhanger?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/08/12(Wed)01:00 No.17853023 >>17852961 Last question before i leave you alone for the night, anywhere (other then africa) where allied forces are fighting aliums on land? I reallllllly don't wanna write about sand

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:00 No.17853024 >Plus, ground crews are allowed to speak with them nope. yoshika tries to talk to them and they tell her its for bidden and leave >realize its an anime??? well now that you're appealing to the medium i guess ill just declare victory. night lads.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:00 No.17853029 >>17852968 We wouldn't be able to do shit to her. She acts like us, wears glare goggles, and wears the closest thing in the SW universe to pants. Which means FUCKING BROS as soon as we've established who's the better ace. Which would probably be her.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:00 No.17853032 >>17853002 Given Eila's reaction, the most likely candidate is Sanya.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:01 No.17853043 >>17852968 Darn shame if it is so. Want a joint op with the 31st and the ground battle witches of the Afrika Korp. If just to see Major Glinda Miles.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:02 No.17853045 >>17853018 It's supposed to be >>"Erica, Perrine, form on Ghostrider's right wing," Minna commands calmly. "Lynette, with me on the left. Who? Or is that part of the cliffhanger? Yup. All we know is it isn't one the the aforementioned girls.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)01:02 No.17853047

>>17852987
>Abrial

Abrial convinced the spotter-Witches of the French fleet at Toulon to defect to England by way of flying to Gibraltar. The Witches, being well-respected in the French navy, caused quite a stir when they did this, which is considered to be the major factor in triggering the mass-desertion from Toulon harbor.

Basically, he saved the French fleet. Churchill was a hairs-breadth away from having the Royal Navy accidentally the French in harbor.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/08/12(Wed)01:02 No.17853049 File1328680943.jpg-(281 KB, 539x620, 35.jpg) Best witch duo

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:03 No.17853053 File1328680980.jpg-(45 KB, 325x708, Adolfine_Galland.jpg) >>17853029 >>17853029 >closest thing in the SW universe to pants. no, galland actually wears pants

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:04 No.17853065 >>17853045 Well, Minna had hella witches to boss around up there, so there might be a possibility that she isn't a 501st girl. But if Eila is yelling, odds are it's Sanya down in the water.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:04 No.17853067 >>17852815 Is there an ETA for the post that will give us the ETA on the next session?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:04 No.17853076 File1328681086.jpg-(25 KB, 216x282, 1294037205271.jpg) >>17853032 Oh no. They're after her aren't they. And that chem light might be her... magic radar... things... anyways, shit, that is probably a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:05 No.17853084 Only Gunther Prien can save her now. Because the US sub aces are probably all in the Pacific.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:06 No.17853096 >>17853065 What other witches are there? I thought the 501st contained all of the ones in the area. I assumed the person on the radio was just a spotter on the ground or something.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:06 No.17853100

>>17853047
>man responsible for scuttling the French Fleet in 1942 to keep it from the Germans
>Saves it from destruction in this universe

Fuck yeah. I dunno if it is how you intend to play it, but in my own headcanon, he's the ranking officer of the French Navy now, and commands the Fleet from the Dunkerque.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:06 No.17853101 Wait. Where's Chuck in all of this?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:07 No.17853111 >>17853101 Day fighter.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:08 No.17853117 File1328681286.jpg-(112 KB, 571x1000, e29581160b7d333ec060b5a8a74361(...).jpg) >>17853053 I stand corrected. Clearly I don't know enough about the other witch squadrons.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/08/12(Wed)01:08 No.17853123 >>17853084 You have blown my mind. I did not even thing about Submarine Aces...In WW2.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:08 No.17853124 Rarely has a cliffhanger driven my rage to such heights. Fucks given +1.

>>	Potential Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:09 No.17853127 Hey Planefag, this shit's inspired me to write some stuff myself. Mind if I post my short fanfiction based on a quest-thread based on an anime based on WWII/Anime nerd fantasies?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)01:11 No.17853152

>>17853045
>>17853018

My fault, writing too fast. Erica and Perrine are on one side, Minna and Eila on the other. Minna's pairing the less-experienced Witches with a more battle-hardened leader.

>>17853015
>59.99 FPS

... saved.

>>17853003

b-but I'm so ugly uguu~

>>17852968

Don't be so sure. After all, Rommel and Patton both found the time to visit England for strategy meetings; the front lines in Africa are mostly stagnant, and forces are going to be reorganized for the Big Push.

>>17852949

This. The young voice is a kid, a shore-spotter on the ground watching for enemy aircraft with binoculars and sharp young eyes.

>>17853023

Eastern Europe is proper fucked. Poland was home to a truly ancient Witch academy (which, incidentally, fucked up the Mongol's shit,) and so Polands small military hit a bit above its weight in Witches.

>In the Baltic, the Soviet Union issues an 8-hour surrender ultimatum to Lithuania. Lithuania tells them to get bent. The bulk of the Polish Army-In-Exile, along with the ancient Polish Witch Academy, stage a brilliant ambuscade of invading Soviet columns. Several famous Witches on both sides are badly wounded in the battle, but not knowing of their enemies matching misfortune, the Soviets postpone their Baltic invasion until their Witches heal and newer Fighter and Striker units can be delivered to deal with the troublesome Polish Witch corps.

These nations were encircled during the Martian invasion, hence the "balkans pocket."

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)01:12 No.17853161 File1328681537.jpg-(157 KB, 676x507, do it faggot dog.jpg) >>17853127 >DO IT

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:13 No.17853169 >>17853152 ...That would be the Baltics, my good man. The Balkans is a bit south of there.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)01:13 No.17853172 >>17853067 Tomorrow.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)01:14 No.17853178 File1328681686.jpg-(18 KB, 437x364, 1322782086678.jpg) >>17853169 >baltics >Balkans ... god dammit, who comes up with these fucking names?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:15 No.17853180 File1328681703.jpg-(158 KB, 620x850, 718d175ba5ebf6c0d223114efa2b6c(...).jpg) >>17853152 Fingers crossed.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:15 No.17853183 >>17853169 And the Martians invading can really only have improved the place. The Balkans, I mean. Which are basically the taint and asshole of Europe.

Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/08/12(Wed)01:15 No.17853185
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>>17853172
Im a horrible lier, when do you hope to have your doc out? Its painful to ask one question and 3 more pop up in my head

have some shirley for your troubles

Thunder and Lightning Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:15 No.17853186

>>17853161

Right then... Commensing Dump. I'm actually working on the second part of this, so maybe I'll just start posting shit at the end of every session.

August 1942, 30 miles West of Alexandria, Egypt.
“Feet wet.” Below him, the pale tan of Egyptian coastline gave way to the deep blue-green of the Med. Airman James “Sprig” Anders checked and rechecked his airspeed, altitude, engine temp, fuel and all the other signs and portents of his P-38.
“So, enjoying your time in Egypt so far Sprig?” The voice over the radio was James’ flight leader, Lt. Harry Weltson.
“I do not believe, in all my life, I have ever been so far from available women.”
Harry laughed into the radio. “You’ll get used to it, Kid. That or your nuts’ll swell up and you’ll die of Blue Ba-Hang on…” The radio cut short and Harry’s Lightning banked over. “Sparkles! Moving out fast over the Med!”
James banked his fighter, searching for the telltale glint of the Witches’ Strikers. “Count three Witches. Think they’re after martians?” He leveled the Lightning and scanned the horizon.

Thunder and Lightning Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:17 No.17853202

“Only one way to find out-“ Weltson’s P-38 accelerated, banking to follow the Witches’ heading. James through the throttle forward and went after him, their Lightnings easily catching up to the girls below. “Sparkle Flight, Sparkle Flight. Hound Flight is ready to assist. You guys going to a party without inviting us?” His tone was jovial and condenscending- and perfectly captured the tone and attitude of the Liberion combat pilot.
“Hound Flight: This is a 412th engagement. Invited personnel only. Break off and head back to the coast.” The voice was, of course, female with a slight accent and a tone similar to someone who’d just noticed they’d stepped in fresh dog crap. Definitely Brittannian.
James could almost see his flight leader’s grin. “How rude... Climb to 18,000 and maintain heading.” With that the two Lightnings accelerated into a fast climb, covering over two miles of altitude in less than a minute.
He looked out over the Med as they leveled out. “I see it! Tally enemy Heavy! One’o’clock low!” It wasn’t a glint, not really. More of a triangular splotch against the Med below. “Looks like Witches are engaging…” He could see the flashes and tracer fire, and watched the Neuroi effectively ignore it.
As the battle passed under the nose of the lightning, he rolled inverted to keep it in view. “Lieutenant, I’m seeing mazer fire…”

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/08/12(Wed)01:17 No.17853205 >>17853185 Tomorrow as well, actually. It's mostly done, I just have to spit'n'polish and write up to the Martian Invasion.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/08/12(Wed)01:19 No.17853223 >>17853205 Your god damn planefag among men who's souls have been weighed down by gravity, Have a good night n see you tomorrow

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:19 No.17853228 >>17853205 And this would be at the normal time?

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:20 No.17853239 who is in the water? will you get there to save her in time? does anyone really believe we're dead? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEEEEEEEEESSSST!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)01:23 No.17853273 >>17853186 >>17853202 I read this when you posted a link to the scribd page a thread or two ago, I think. It was pretty good, but we're at 775 posts here. Might make sense to save it for later when there'll be a bigger audience.

Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:24 No.17853279

“Copy that, Sprig. Let’s keep our distance for now…” The furball unfurled for another minute before he saw a mazer blast terminate in a flash of red energy.
“God Almighty… It just splashed a witch! I just saw her take a hit!” Weltson was immediately on the horn, his voice suddenly serious. “412th, 412th. This is Hound Flight. SitRep. Do you need assistance? Repeat, do you need help?”
A few seconds later a voice came over the radio, Karlslander accent this time. “Scheisse! Get clear, Hound flight! We have our hands fu-ARGH!” Another red flash. He could barely make out the third witch as she grabbed the Karlslander and retreated.
“Two witches are bugging out, Lead.”
There was long silence. “We need to pull back, get in radio range and let our forces know what’s coming.” His voice was strained; it was not a combat pilot’s first instinct to turn away from a fight, but the Heavy below just splashed two witches.
“What about the last witch? I saw two bug out, there’s still one down there!”

Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:27 No.17853293

>>17853273

Well, I don't want to steal Planefag's thunder by posting my P-38wank in the middle of the thread.

“I don’t like it either, kid, but there’s not much we can-What are you doing?!” James had jettisoned his drop tanks and inverted the Lightning into a power dive on the Neuroi. “Airman! Pull out!” was the last thing James heard before he armed the ten HVARs on the outer hardpoints. Nicknamed “Holy Moses,” the 5” rockets were designed to knock out tanks and bunkers.
With a 500mph dive backing them up, they worked just as well on the Neuroi. The rockets fired in pairs and he set upon the invader. The first two pairs went wide, passing over the Neuroi’s leading edge or detonating along its leading edge, the other six rockets were direct hits, piercing deep into the Neuroi’s spine before detonating, 45lb explosive charges blasting massive craters through the Heavy. By now, he had the Martian’s attention. A red hexagon lit up and mazer beams lanced out at him, but he was moving too fast; the beams pass harmlessly behind him.
James started pulling back on the stick, preparing to pull out of the dive and turn it into a high-speed run for the coast before the Martian could cut him out of the sky, but something caught his attention. A glint within one of the massive holes the rockets had opening into the Heavy. Settling the pipper over the crater he opened up with his guns, filling the crater with .50BFG and 20mm Hispano fire.
And then the Martian was gone, passing underneath the Lightning at over 200mph relative speed. James hauled back on the stick, but the Lightning refused to respond. An icecube of fear dripped down his neck. Compressibility- as the Lightning had gained speed during the dive shockwaves created by the wings disrupted airflow over the control surfaces. He checked the altimeter, 8,000ft and dropping like a stone. In the background he could hear Weltson screaming at him to pull up.

Thunder and Lightning Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:29 No.17853313

‘Back to training, James’ a voice reminded him. ‘Ride it out, engage airbrakes, you’ll get control where the air is dense.’ He reached over, popping the airbrakes out. ‘Both hands on the stick.’
6000ft.
He felt the shudder of the compressibility stall lessen, the nose began to lift. “C’mon… Pull up…”
4000ft.
The plane was recovering, the speedometer was dropping. But not fast enough… “Pull up!”
2000ft… With a pop, the G-forces cracked the Plexiglas canopy above him.
1000ft…
“PULL UP!” All at once the nose lifted he saw the horizon and then, with a spray of seawater across the canopy, the blue skies. “YEAH!” He screamed with all the primal joy that comes from walking up to the Grim Reaper, slapping him, and then walking away again.
“Hound Two! Sprig! REPORT!”
“Hound Two. Recovered at…” He looked to the altimeter, panting. “You really don’t want to know…” He looked back above and behind him. “Where’s the Martian?” He banked left and right scanning the skies. He couldn’t see anything.”
“You vaped it, Kid! Whole thing just disintegrated after you passed over it!” There was another howl of joy from Weltson.
“What?”
“It’s gone! It exploded! Bye-bye! Auf Wiedersehen!” Another look over his shoulder and he could just make it out against the sky- flakes of… It looked like glowing snow- …with larger pieces just now beginning to fall into the sea.
“You see the Sparkle?” James asked, scanning the horizon. “Wait. There she is!” She was about a half mile out and as he pulled the Lightning in closer he could see that she wasn’t in good shape. One of the striker units was gone, the other was trailing oily smoke. He reached down and opened the frequency.
“Sparkle flight, this Hound Two. Bandit is down. Do you need assistance?” There was no reply, but he saw the witch glance back at him. “Sparkle flight. Your engine’s smoking, can you make it to the coast?”

Thunder and Lightning Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:31 No.17853333

“Were you dropped as a kid?” The voice was very angry and very Britannian. “I ordered you to pull back!”
Weltson’s Lightning finally pulled up on the other side of the unhappy Strike Witch. “Respectfully, ma’am, our squadron is not within your chain of command. We received your request…” He put extra emphasis on that word. “…and decided against it. And it looks like you’re damned lucky we did.”
James decided to speak back up. “Sparkle Flight, we can escort you back over the coast. We wouldn’t want you taking a swim after all this.”
James could almost hear the gears turning in her head. As a rule, the Sparkles didn’t like the conventional air forces and the feeling was for the most part mutual. So it was every airman’s collective dream to outfly the Sparkles and have the chance to rub their nose in it. The Sparkle also knew this, but she had to realize that it was still another ten miles to shore and that engine didn’t look good.
“Fine…”
Weltson couldn’t resist. “Sorry Sparkle, didn’t catch that. Do you need assistance?”
The voice was exhasperated. “Yes! I need assistance.”
James nudged his Lightning in closer. For the first time he noticed the last foot and a half of the wing had been slagged off. “Sparkle Flight, you have permission to come aboard.” The witch reached out and grabbed a hold of the leading edge.
Weltson’s voice came over the radio again. “Looks like we’re already on -heading to Sparkle Base.”
As the Egyptian coast passed under them, they caught up to the last flight-worthy Witch, carrying what James assumed was the Karlslander witch that had taken a hit earlier.
A dead Martian Heavy and the bragging rights for that. Saved a couple of witches, and who knows how many guys on the ground who would’ve had to fight that thing off. “Feet Dry.” It had been a pretty good first mission, all-in-all.

FIN.

>>	Writefag 02/08/12(Wed)01:33 No.17853350 Yeah, figured it would be polite to wait until after the Feature to throw this out. As I said I'm working on a second part that actually taking place at roughly the same time as SWQ is.

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)02:02 No.17853604 >>17853186 >>17853202 >>17853273 >>17853279 >>17853293 >>17853313 >>17853333 >>17853350 I dig it. Looking forward to seeing where you go with this.

Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)03:52 No.17854526

What sort of shit can these witches do anyways? Superior physical abilities and those nifty shields, or 3.5 arcane masters?

And if the witch in the water is Trude, I will locate your home and BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

"...I can't live without my sister... I just wanted to know... what it was like... to... kiss..." *silence*

>>	Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)04:02 No.17854595 >>17854526 Read the wiki.

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