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    37 KB Lady Robot Master Quest Part 7 Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)20:45 No.17863326  
    >look at /tg/'s front page
    >see WhoreQuest
    >see TG Quest 60 with Mega Man box art


    It is the year 2XXX. You are Blade Woman.

    Your mission, should you be programmed to accept it, is to sleep with every robot master in the classic Mega Man series. This is in order to test and spread an early build of the MAVERICK virus, called MORRIGAN. However, other prototypes are out and about, called Stalkers. It has become a psychological battle royale as you deduce who is carrying a Stalker and how best to deal with them.

    You are currently equipped with the weapons of every robot master you have had sex with, and you can use their weaknesses against them. Somehow. You also received Class and Wisdom upgrades to make yourself more respectable and educated.

    >Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/
    >Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17726253/
    >Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17750101/
    >Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17766831/
    >Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17774088/
    >Part 6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17822108/

    Previously, on Lady Robot Master Quest:
    >Special event cleared, Quick Man won a race with a car you designed
    >Proto Man and Sniper Joe made their first appearances
    >That's it

    What do?

    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)20:46 No.17863344
    What did that special event do for us?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)20:47 No.17863353
    Time for clown sex
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)20:47 No.17863356
    Let's go clown around.

    And by that I mean clang the bolts out of Clownman
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)20:48 No.17863364
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    Man, who even KNOWS, it was going to unlock the ability to bang a robot not listed on the rap sheet, but I don't have a suitable sprite of him for the infection progress map, so it's going to take me a while to put that together.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)20:56 No.17863455

    In that case Clown time
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)20:57 No.17863467
    We should try to impress him with our car and let him turn it into a clown car to troll Quick Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:09 No.17863655
    Honk Honk
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)21:13 No.17863708
    He can 'honk' our 'horns', if you catch my drift.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:14 No.17863724
    Clowns man, fucking clowns.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)21:17 No.17863774
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    You find Clown Man in his personal quarters, playing video games at his battlestation.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:19 No.17863799
    Awesome! Grab a controler and join him. I'd be nice to do something else other than fucking around for at least a few minutes.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)21:19 No.17863803
    'What are you playing?'
    Inb4 battletoads
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:19 No.17863804
    I miss the couch, he was my favorite character. :(

    Ask him if he's winning.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:20 No.17863821
    does clown man do cocaine
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:22 No.17863842
    These, and keep that :3 face on the whole time.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)21:27 No.17863923
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    You ask Clown Man what he's playing.

    He tells you Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, with an exasperated sigh.

    You ask if you can play.

    He responds with another exasperated sigh.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:29 No.17863946
    I'm going to take that as a guess that something's bothering him. Probably us. What's he weak too?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:31 No.17863974
    "What's wrong Clown Man?"
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:31 No.17863982
    I know your outfit sucks but sitting around and being upset isn't going to solve anything.
    If you want to, we can go and call Quick Man a homo? Would that help cheering you up?
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)21:36 No.17864036
    Tornado hold in MM8, so a wind based attack.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:36 No.17864038
    Fuck how would we hit on /v/?

    What are our options for cosplay? Don't we have a Frank West outfit?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:36 No.17864047
    Maybe he's sad because he lost his tiny car?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:38 No.17864060
    We switch to Cloud Man then I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:38 No.17864076
    Cloud Man's weapon is lightning.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:38 No.17864077
    Before he sees us, that is.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)21:39 No.17864081
    Showing interest in their games usually works, so I got nothing. He is a clown, so try some jokes? Wait its us, so possibly not.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:40 No.17864093
    We should just play it classy. After all, we get a bonus.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:41 No.17864104
    Why not just ask him what's up instead of going all round about?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:42 No.17864119

    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:44 No.17864152
    pick pheonix wright and kick his ass
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)21:45 No.17864163
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    You ask him what's wrong, and switch to Cloud Man's power.

    He says nothing is wrong, he's just trying to play his vidya.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:46 No.17864177
    >He's good at games and dislikes everything, so yes you're trying to fuck /v/

    So he's a weak omega male? Let's just rape him.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:46 No.17864178
    Maybe an appeal to his pride? A wager on a match? Everyone has a vice, perhaps his is ego.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)21:46 No.17864180
    Speaking of, we should pick our next group to give us a diverse and useful weapon set.

    And yes, we should ask him whats up with as much concern as possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:46 No.17864182
    Clearly he's not a stalker. It's safe to just bang him.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:47 No.17864198
    I'm guessing we don't have a wind-based weapon, do we?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:49 No.17864213
    If it's /v/ we already lost.

    Do we have a power to turn us into a trap?
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)21:50 No.17864223
    This. Play ryu, spam hadouken. When he points out we are playing wrong, learn from him and show interest. If we win, well whatever.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:51 No.17864235
    Well, as I recall from 8 the reason he was weak to tengu's weapon is because it got him tangled up on his own limbs, so it's not about the wind, but about spinning him... so theoretically any weapon that could spin him would work.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:52 No.17864243
    Riiiiiiiiiiidiiiii Paggliaaaaaaaccio, sul tuo amooooooooooore infraaaaaaaaaaaantoooooooooooooooooo!
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)21:56 No.17864306
    So, drill man. Or we could use some type of grappling power.

    Should we go back to being crude and play strip fight game, each lost round = lost uhhhh part?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)21:59 No.17864351
    Drill Man gives you Drill Bomb. It's a burrowing explosive.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:00 No.17864368
    Don't switch to Drill Bomb! He fucks Grenade Man up!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:05 No.17864433
    No drill bomb!

    Maybe Woodman? Sorta wind based... kinda.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:06 No.17864451
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    You challenge him.

    He accepts!

    Alright, you can do this, time to take him for a ride
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:06 No.17864455
    No, reviewing these, we don't have any power over this guy. We'll have to resort to actually winning this encounter via commands.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:07 No.17864460
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:08 No.17864474
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    aw SHIT
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:08 No.17864475
    >Playing video games with /v/

    Now he thinks you're a gurl gamer. Good job.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:08 No.17864477


    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:08 No.17864484
    Select MODOK, Rocket Raccoon, and Deadpool.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:09 No.17864487
    Compliment him, tell him he's really good at this.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:10 No.17864501
    Eh if all else fails, to the victor goes the spoils. We'll get what we want either way.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:13 No.17864547
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    You remove your helmet.

    Clown Man asks what the hell you're doing.

    You say you THOUGHT this was some kind of strip variant.

    Clown Man just can't believe this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:14 No.17864563
    God damn it we don't have any ranks in slut. CLASSY people! CLASSY!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:14 No.17864570
    "For a clown, you aren't very fun at all." Look pouty and hang all over him.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:15 No.17864577
    tell he better play by the rules
    and if she wins he has to strip too
    eventually he will get too uncomfortable to play as you strip down then begin to strip himself.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:17 No.17864593
    So we're fighting /v/... I'm afraid of what we may find in a box in his closet.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:17 No.17864599
    We have to level that up somehow. Worst comes to worst there's always "fuck us and we'll go away". He seems too lazy to do anything else.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:18 No.17864613
    Tell him a story of how you went to Gamestop one time.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:19 No.17864625
    Well, he won at his game of choice, now for our game of choice. It's only customary in competitions, after all.

    Wonder what game that'll be...
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:20 No.17864635
    I've just realized Blade Woman's face has been stuck in a :3 face all the time since this thread started.

    Could she have been infected with FELICIA?!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:21 No.17864638
    Crazy Taxi
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:21 No.17864646
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:21 No.17864647
    I was implying sex, but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:24 No.17864682
    Dayum shame. I kind of expected some sort of sekrit foreshadowing on Bizarro's part.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)22:24 No.17864685
    NYUUU! :3
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:31 No.17864772
    Use WISDOM. Is he gay or something? Some kind of gay clown? Do we need to get a fake mustache?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:32 No.17864781
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    He accepts your strip gaming challenge, but what game will you choose?

    MORRIGAN reminds you that you have put no points in Skill, so counting on anything that depends on reflexes might be a poor gambit.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:33 No.17864804
    It's /v/, he'd be all over us if we were a cute little trap.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:34 No.17864820
    Tell him you're so good at Wi Sports.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:34 No.17864821
    Rock Paper Scissors. Except we throw scissors every time, and if he throws rock we stab him and rape him.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)22:35 No.17864833
    Wii bowling.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:35 No.17864840
    Oh god, gay robots. Our ultimate challenge. We may need special upgrades.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:36 No.17864848
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    You decide to use your Wisdom to find out as much as you can about Clown Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:36 No.17864854
    pick soul calibur 4, pick kilik, spam ALL the buttons!
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:36 No.17864855
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    You realize that you're disconnected from the database!

    It looks like your Wisdom was in that chip in your helmet, that MORRIGAN was somehow able to install.

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:37 No.17864876
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    Meanwhile, Dr. Wily is busy putting the finishing touches on the programming for his latest robot master, Corn Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:38 No.17864878
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:38 No.17864883

    Man what.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:39 No.17864891
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:39 No.17864897
    >Corn Man
    I.... WHAT?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:39 No.17864901
    Another one for the list.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:39 No.17864908
    Can't spell weird?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:39 No.17864910
    Strong against fire, calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:43 No.17864958
    Or it takes extra damage, but then uses a powerful counterattack
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:44 No.17864969
    We're not fucking that, Dr. Wily's orders be damned.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:44 No.17864976
    goddammit wily

    lets play pretend
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:44 No.17864977
    (popcorn swarm)
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:45 No.17864985
    Bizzaro Drawfag, I am truly envious of your scribblins. How DOOOOooooOOOO you do it?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:47 No.17865029
    Tell him we're going to play a game of pretend.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:52 No.17865088
    We challenge him to THE GAME. Whoever loses more times in the next hour loses. Its crazy enough to work
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:52 No.17865096
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    You manage to beat him at Wii Bowling.

    He says this is complete bullshit and removes his stupid ass helmet.

    He now challenges you to Brawl. WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:53 No.17865103
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)22:54 No.17865120
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    Spend age 8 and up doodling shit in MSPaint, and eventually learn a lot of tricks.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:55 No.17865134
    Peach. We will beat him with our shapely ass while making sexy, sexy jokes all the while.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)22:55 No.17865135
    play metaknight, spam buttons erry day, and win hard from n00b spam.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:03 No.17865224
    We should do a strategy game next. Try Starcraft 2, 8 min thor rush. That or proxy cannons.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)23:05 No.17865246
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    Clown Man says this is fucking ridiculous, and removes his wristbands.

    Real sexy there Clown Man.

    Alright, your turn to choose.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)23:09 No.17865306
    see >>17865224
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:10 No.17865318
    SC2. Cannon Rush.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:11 No.17865339
    Let's let him choose the next game.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)23:16 No.17865414
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    Welp, he won that one.

    What're you taking off?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:18 No.17865442
    Left boot.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:18 No.17865444
    Boots. If he's anything like /v/ he wont be able to resist our feet.

    (oh my god I'm going to puke)
    >> Fireman Prime 02/08/12(Wed)23:18 No.17865448
    Going with the boot(s).
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:19 No.17865467
    Boot mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:20 No.17865480
    this feel just like /v/
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:24 No.17865542
    Next thing we're playing online chess.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)23:28 No.17865594
    If he can beat a cannon rush he has to be at least half decent at strategy. Do checkers, being /v/ he sucks at casual games. Has to be true.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:29 No.17865600
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    ...I was going to say boots too..hey hes a clown right? We should make a big shoes joke..
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:34 No.17865661
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    You take off your boots as sexily as you can manage.

    Clown Man is either annoyed or clueless, it's hard to tell.

    Regardless, you should choose the next game.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:36 No.17865696
    Yep. totally gay.

    Also: its his turn, we chose starcraft.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:37 No.17865704
    wii sports resort: archery
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)23:38 No.17865718
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    Also, tips for drawing in MSPaint.

    With more complicated poses, I first do the pose myself. Try getting that image out of your mind. Then, I draw the major parts of the body in different colors.

    I next trace over the image with another color, this time actually using details I want in the final image.

    I then switch to the fill tool and start erasing the original lines, then I draw any details I missed. Still in different colors for easy error correction.

    Finally, I fill in the entire thing with the proper outlines and coloring. There you go! One MSPaint image that isn't 100% terrible.

    >insoles (perhaps

    Missed it captcha, we already took off the boots. Moving on.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)23:40 No.17865733
    Aw shit it is his turn.

    He chooses Team Fortress. ONE ON ONE FAGGOT.

    Which class shall you select?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:40 No.17865741

    Cloak and Dagger Spy. Make him ragequit.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:41 No.17865748
    demoman (with eyelander and chargin' targe)
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:41 No.17865750
    Crap my team fortress knowledge is...not the best.

    Well Spy would be useless...

    So Sniper?
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:42 No.17865755
    If he's a /v/irgin, he'll probably rage more if we beat him as a W+M1 pyro.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:43 No.17865775
    Cloak and Dagger lets you refill your cloak while invisible if you stand still. He'd waste all of his ammo looking for us before he could even kill us.

    All we have to do is wait for him to get into a bad spot and pistol him to death.
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)23:46 No.17865819
    Spah. We can just use that one watch that lets you stand in place forever then just stab him when he walks by. If he plays pyro, targe.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:47 No.17865827
    Kukri sniper is the only sane solution.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:47 No.17865833
    If we are going to be a spy, may as well be a dick. Grab enforcer, and that icicle dagger in case of pyro.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)23:51 No.17865882
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    You equip the Cloak & Dagger, Enforce, and Icicle and head out! YEAH

    Alright, he's got the payload pretty well covered.

    How to best handle this...
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:53 No.17865908
    Hide behind the payload and crouch-push it. He can't hit us if we do.

    If he jumps down to stop us, just cloak and sap all his shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:55 No.17865926
    if we can get behind him we can backstab him and fastsap his sentry before it turns around and shoots us...
    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:56 No.17865932
    Engie against Spy. Could of gone worse, depends on how good he is really.

    Well, sapping is good, but chances are he'll go after us before his stuff. So sap to distract. Does he have a teleporter up? If so, we could try and hunt down the entrance, sap it, stand on it, and telefrag him when he fixes it if he isn't careful.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/08/12(Wed)23:57 No.17865950
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    You hide and crouch-push the cart.

    >> Anonymous 02/08/12(Wed)23:57 No.17865952
    Wouldn't suggest pot shots out of range of sentry, he may have the wrangler...
    >> That McGuyver 02/08/12(Wed)23:58 No.17865969
    Sap sentry. Stab clown while he fixes it. Then push. He cant do shit for over a min while he rebuilds.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:00 No.17865988
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    Suddenly Clown Man is on you, but you run up ahead of him, cloak, and prepare to sap his shit.

    He shoots you first though. Dang.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:00 No.17865990
    CLOAK, then disguise and sap his shit
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:02 No.17866013
    Hit the quick key for disguise, forgot what it was exactly. Doesn't really matter, since it's one versus one, but it won't make the sentries shoot you automatically.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:03 No.17866018
    Don't sap the dispenser, though! Use it to heal while you're disguised.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:03 No.17866020
    It's B, quick disguise is B.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:05 No.17866045
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    You sap everything but the dispenser, and use it to heal.

    He's hot on your heels though.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:06 No.17866057
    Backpedal back to the cart, take potshots at the sentry to make sure it dies.
    >> Jedi Ted 02/09/12(Thu)00:08 No.17866072
    "I'll take off my top next" in passing comment as you backstab him.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:08 No.17866073
    Jump down to cart, shoot sentry to ensure it's death. Move cart some more.
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)00:08 No.17866074
    No. He gets metal from the dispenser, making it easier for him to build/upgrade his turret.

    Respawn as soldier, rocket the turret, then him.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:08 No.17866075
    cloak, then uncloak and backstab when he turns to heal his equipment
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:09 No.17866085
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:09 No.17866092
    Skipping right to the good stuff just makes stripping the rest afterwards less exciting. Tease all the way, even if he's gay there is still the principle of the thing.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:11 No.17866104
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    You hop down and shoot the fuck out of his sentry.

    He rushes to it wrench in hand, but is too late.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:13 No.17866127
    having done 1v1 payloads, engi is like, the worst class to play for both offense and defense. Your shit is stationary, your movements are predictable, and there are three classes that counter engi rather handily when he's in his nest.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:15 No.17866147
    I say next time he chases us, we feint to his nest and then head to his entrance teleporter, sap it, stand on it, and telefrag him. With a disguise so we won't get shot to pieces.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:16 No.17866156
    Unless it's a combat engie.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:17 No.17866168
    He's not however. I think he has vanilla load out actually.
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)00:17 No.17866170
    Demo, spah, and soldier. As they instagibb turrets.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:17 No.17866179
    Combat engie is still weak. The Engi is a sub-par combat class outside of the zone his sentry covers. Just kill him from outside the zone, kill the nest, and then stop him from setting up ever again.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:25 No.17866244
    Yeah, seems that neither made the best choices.

    >. The Engi is a sub-par combat class outside of the zone his sentry covers
    That's what minisentries aka the whole point of combat engie are for.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:28 No.17866273
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    You opt to run around to his base, sap his teleporter, hop through to telefrag him, and resap everything.

    Sadly, when he repaired the teleporter he was standing too far away and hit you with a wrench.

    The Southern Hospitality.

    You're bleeding pretty bad there chief.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:32 No.17866306
    Cloak and drop the other side of the bomb
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:32 No.17866308
    Go back to spawn and swap loadout, we need the dead ringer.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:32 No.17866311
    Hide behind dispenser, Opposite side as sentry, Shoot him around it!
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)00:33 No.17866324
    Tap B then 2, use dispenser before it goes away. Or just find a health pack, not like hes hunting you.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:37 No.17866364
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    rolled 5, 96 = 101

    You know what? I'm sick of drawing Team Fortress, so we resolve the issue with a non-partisan dice roll.

    First number is yours, second number is Clown Man's. Highest roll wins.

    Because I came here to draw robot innuendo damn it.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:39 No.17866391
    oh goddamnit
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:40 No.17866397
    Guess he noped us to hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:40 No.17866408
    Looks like we're taking off something.

    I vote torso chasis.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:40 No.17866410
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    Welp, Clown Man beat you pretty bad.

    What's coming off next?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:41 No.17866412

    Basic idea was kinda fun though, just took too long. I fucking love minigames.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/09/12(Thu)00:41 No.17866414
    Well what the fuck
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/09/12(Thu)00:42 No.17866428
    Too soon, man. Gloves
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:42 No.17866435
    I already let you guys design a car.

    My quests are entirely experimental, so I can assure you, more fun minigames will come up.

    Along with simply terrible ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:42 No.17866439
    Nah man. Arm+Gloves last. We have a skin suit under it, jeeze.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:42 No.17866441
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)00:46 No.17866483
    I think we just got straight up raped based on those rolls.
    Perphaps we should compliment his skill with a wrench, make some mechanical innuendo.
    On to checkers!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:47 No.17866499
    I think we should ask him who's his waifu.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:48 No.17866509
    Dammit, the favorable matchup should have warranted a circumstance bonus to our roll!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:49 No.17866524
    Anal circumstance?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:49 No.17866529
    I considered that, but it was 96 to 5.

    Spy Vs. Engy doesn't warrant a 20 times multiplier.
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)00:51 No.17866546
    Thats /a/ not /v/.

    Chest plate.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:52 No.17866567
    As soon as he gets us naked, we go in over the kill.

    Either way we win.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:54 No.17866578
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:55 No.17866592
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    You take off your chest-plate, and tell him he's pretty good with a wrench. You bet he'd be great and tuning highly sensitive machinery.


    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)00:57 No.17866611
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    That's like the most subtle line you've used yet!

    ...and it completely went over his head.

    He says yeah whatever, and tells you to choose your game.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)00:59 No.17866625

    Grab his dick, and say we wanna play with this joy-stick!

    Goddamn, this thread made think like a slut..
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:00 No.17866643
    We need to challenge him to mechwarrior, /v/ hates mechwarrior!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:01 No.17866657
    I don't think that'd work too well right now, we need something a little more subtle... TWISTER! We just need to improvise a mat and a program to handle the spinning function and we're good to go.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:02 No.17866663
    Twister, of course!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:02 No.17866676
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)01:03 No.17866687
    Better idea. Succession style dwarf fortress game, whoever is in charge when the fortress fails loses.

    Then load the worldgen of boatmurdered.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:04 No.17866689
    >implying any twister position isn't sexual
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:04 No.17866692
    Guys he has stretchy arms.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:05 No.17866700
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    Beer pong!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:06 No.17866708
    I can see it now, his arms just wrapping around us back and forth, losing might be worth it here.

    Cheating would help, but we can just say that his arms aren't allowed to extend just to be fair.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:08 No.17866725
    Telling a robot not to use his robot power is inhumane. Or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:08 No.17866726
    You know what /v/ hates more than mechwarrior? More than anything?

    Casual games.

    Challenge Clown Man to a match of Modern Warfare 3.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:11 No.17866742
    Fine, then we let him use his advantage. Then we not only make it kinky, but get him tied in knots as well.
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)01:14 No.17866771
    Twister is a great plan, but lets save it for a fininshing move.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:14 No.17866772
    Him getting tied up in himself IS his weakness.

    Maybe we should have decided to play bondage. Maybe that's just his thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:15 No.17866792
    Hmm ok, casual games it is for now.

    Lets do it
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:16 No.17866798
    Bubble Bath Babes!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:16 No.17866807
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)01:23 No.17866862
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    You try Modern Warfare 3, unfortunately you also take a knife in the face.

    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:25 No.17866875
    Take off pants.

    Spread legs.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:29 No.17866919
    Oh well, onto his choice of game. Maybe we can turn it back around on him.

    >email field
    Theres something to be said for narrative based results as well. Well whatever works I guess.
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)01:31 No.17866936
    Pants. They will only get in the way of twister, forearms dont bend.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:39 No.17867009
    We have to go more casual. Internet backgammon or some kind of facebook game.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)01:42 No.17867037
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    You take off your pants, claiming they'll get in the way of what you have in mind next.

    Hint. Motherfucking. Hint.

    NOPE, he says he's gonna kick your ass in Pokemon now.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:42 No.17867040
    We saw how well that strategy worked with MW3. Problem with casual is that even if he doesn't like it doesn't mean he isn't good at it. We need to take him outside his comfort zone skill-wise.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:43 No.17867052
    WELL, at least he's having a good time now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/09/12(Thu)01:46 No.17867072
    "Pokay what?"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:46 No.17867074
    Goddamn, he gay or just stupid.

    Oh well, time for Pokemon.

    Also like maybe rub his leg or some shit while we're playing. There's time for that because a lot of it is mashing A through text.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:47 No.17867089
    So wait are we battling with our own team or what here. Someone here better now how to build some cheap broken builds.
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)01:48 No.17867103
    Spam status effects. Paralyze, confuse, poison. You know, that stuff that made you want to break your gameboy back in the day.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:51 No.17867132
    I'm not an expert on strategy but the one fucking rule I know is NO healing ITEMS.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:53 No.17867149
    Scyther, Zangoose, Weavile, Kabutops, Skarmory, Bisharp
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)01:54 No.17867164
    Just no items. Or he could just spam max restore and we get nowhere. Or vers vica.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)01:55 No.17867176
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    You decide to just dump status effects on him, aaaaaand nope. Fire.

    Man, you don't have very much Skill do you?

    What's coming off next?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:57 No.17867184
    Looks like it'll have to be gloves.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:57 No.17867188
    Pretty sure gloves cause that's all that's on.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:58 No.17867201
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)02:01 No.17867225
    Gloves. Then on to twister.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:01 No.17867228
    What a casual.
    I bet it had dry skin.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:03 No.17867244
    no joke, parasect is my favorite pokemon

    i cut you
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:04 No.17867256
    Where the fuck is Blissey in the line up

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:07 No.17867283
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    You toss of your braces, and tell him the next game is Twister. Let's get this shit over with.

    You suddenly feel a lot less classy.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:10 No.17867317
    Gotta try to intentionally get into suggestive positions, even if it means that it makes it hard to reach stuff.

    Make suggestive comments the entire fucking time, less subtle each time.

    Fuck class, gotta fuck.
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)02:10 No.17867319
    Class was located in the gloves? Eh whatever, class isn't needed for this and he's probably gay anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:13 No.17867357
    Let's subject him to his worst horrors, so that when he has sex with us it won't seem so horrible.

    What's that horrible buzz-in PS2 gimmick family question shit game that died about a week after it was released? We play that. And have a decent chance at winning, due to Wisdom
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:15 No.17867369

    Next game's twister.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:21 No.17867406
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    my god you're more horrible than I could ever hope to be

    I salute you, sir
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)02:21 No.17867413
    No wisdom, that was in the helmet. Are we wearing a helmet?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:22 No.17867416
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    You challenge him to Twister.

    Which he wins because he's Clown Man, look at him.

    Throughout the game you keep on making lewd blatant come-ons.

    Looks like he finally got it.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:24 No.17867433
    "FUCKING FINALLY. Now get on the mat and get your prize."
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:25 No.17867437
    About fucking time.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:25 No.17867438
    It's about fucking time. Let's play a final game of "make the other person cum first" and get this the hell over with.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:28 No.17867454
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    You pull him into an embrace.

    In the process, you've somehow knocked the spaghetti out of his pockets.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:29 No.17867463
    Oh god, I lol'd.

    It actually is /v/.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:29 No.17867469
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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:29 No.17867470
    Would Shademan have a cape?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:31 No.17867477

    Alright, we all know where this goes.

    Take his V-card then leave.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:31 No.17867482
    If we had actually been winning, I bet we would have had a huge spaghetti mess when it came time for the pants to come off.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:31 No.17867485
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    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)02:33 No.17867500
    He does.

    Before we take teleporter to blademan, we should get the commandobomb ready, being his weakness and all.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:35 No.17867512
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    ALRIGHT, you got the grapple beam!

    ...I mean Thunder Claw!

    Whatever, same shit.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)02:36 No.17867526
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    Alright, this took way too fucking long.

    I'll likely have more for you tomorrow but jeez.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:36 No.17867532
    At least it has some kind of utility, we have plenty of ways of blowing shit up already.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:37 No.17867538
    Guts Man, if only because he looks so derpy. And we should get the retards out of the way first.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:49 No.17867662

    Yeah, Guts man works.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)02:51 No.17867679
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    Don't forget dat ass.

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