!qw2cdBTZAc 02/09/12(Thu)21:38 No.17877635|
"Surgery has come quite a ways since the days of old, Dr." Time to drum up some possible business "For the right price, you can easily find a painless process, especially if you're willing to travel." Reinforce our alias as a pilgrim. "To the erm," You say, forgetting the directions you came exactly, but spotting the top of the red tent in the distance, you point to it, "That way, then up the river, past the Halfing river settlements and down a deep hole there is a Kobold kindgom, long free of the tyranny of the dragons. I've heard that they've excelled in the medical field."
"Kobold? Never heard of them." The doctor says, drifting downwards.
"But, sir, WE are kobolds." Turen says to him in an attempt to explain.
"Oooooh!" The reptilian intellectual squeals from the air. "Well, then at least I've met you. Though I'm afraid we don't know each other very well yet. Madz-Panthers would have my head if he found out how little information I'd gathered on you, but to be honest, I'm far too damaged, mixed up, and mutated to be doing most of this, so I've had both my hands full." He lays on his side in the air, his odd lips twisted into a frown. "I mean, I know being me is too good to be easy, but this is all a bit ridiculous, wouldn't you say?"
"Absolutely." Tayn responds, quickly. "You yourself seem a bit ridiculous to all of us, at least in appearance. I can't think of any culture you're mimicking that we know of."
"Well that's because I'm from another dimension than yours." The reptilian gentleman says quite simply. "Karkus, to be precise."
"Karkus? No, not possible." Tayn says, looking at your group. "Karkus is an ancient continent to the east of here that was said to have disappeared in the Chaos Wars." He looks around at the lot of you. "Oh, great, I'm the only one who knows drow history, am I?" He groans.